. How old will you be in five years? 26
2. do you think you will be married by then? well, damn you just jump the guns dont you?
no, i honestly dont think i will be
3. How tall are you? 5'6
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? my birthday!
5. What's the last movie you saw?
i was really fucked up this weekend...
6. Who was the last person you called? my friend ___ shit i dont give names mo fo...why do you wanna know?
7. Who was the last person to call you? my sister
8. What was the last text message you received? we ballin! thanks mel that damn song will be in my head all day
9. Do you prefer to call or text? doesnt really matter ...
10. Do you have any pets? well, its hard to convince most grow men into getting into a cage.. i tried the whole bacon thing, it wasnt working
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? passed the fuck out
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? both fucking suck. dont care
13. When is the last time you saw your mom? a few weeks ago, she was probably drunk, wait, she was...
14. What color are your eyes? Blue
15. What do you like about winter?all the fur coats i get to wear
16. What do you like about the summer? the monsoon, when it decides to show its face
17. What do you like about spring? uh all the animals hump?
18. How many states have you lived in? 3
19. How many cities/towns have you lived in? i am not counting, sorry
20. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Bare feet
21. Are you a social person? no asshole. go the fuck away
22. What was the last thing you ate? mexican food! odelay!
23. What is your favorite restaurant? what i cook is way better than any resturant
24. What is your favorite ice cream? Everything but the....
25. What is your favorite dessert? Cheesecake WITH some hunky mens..,. i mean uh,, what i said first
26. What is your favorite kind of soup? potoates w/ brocoli and chesse..
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? strawberry, but i hate p and j now.thats what you get for growing up poor
28. Do you like coffee? i like my suga with coffee and cream
29. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? uh, i never counted, plus i like water fountains
30. What do you drink in the morning? ice cold coke, maybe some java
31. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? alone, unless they are tied up and cant bother me, i am a voilent sleeper
32. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? middle?? hum??
33. do you know how to play poker? poker in the but? hahhahaahahaaa..oh yeah
34. Do you like to cuddle? sure if i was puppy, or, maybe, if you were...
35. Have you ever been to Canada? nu uh
36. Do you eat out or at home more often? home, I like to cook, i do eat out alot tho, just becAUSE doing dishes suck
37. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
long story, not for survey
38. Do you want KIDS?
i want to give them back to you, k?
39. Do you speak any other languages? some german, i am not expert, nor am i fluent
40. Have you ever gotten stitches? in my skull actually when i was 6
41. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? no
42. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?pools are safer...
43. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Window
44. Do you know how to drive a stick? will you show me?
45. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? ME
46. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? i wear jewelry 24/7 yep. i do
47. What is your favorite TV show?
that one where i threw the remote at it and it broke, i mean...
KILL YOUR TELEVISION
48. Can you roll your tongue? i cannot begin to expess the mant things my tounge does
49. Who is the funniest person you know? I amuse the hell out of myself.
50. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? i have no stuffed man yet
51. What is the main ring tone on your phone? bach symphony no 5
52. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? maybe a few things
53. What color are your bedroom walls? White and i fucking hate it
54. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? i do that in the shower, i am a time junkie
55. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed? everydoor stays open in my house
56. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees? that bear can wrap itself around me any day
57. Do you flirt a lot? what is flirt.*winks*
58. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? BBQ or honey mustard or ranch or catsup. me not picky
59. What is your favorite food? mac in cheese till i die
60. Can you change the oil on a car? its a pain in the ass, but cheaper than having some dumb fuck mechanic charge you for a 3 dollor filter and all he has to do is unscrew a fucking bolt...god dont get me started
61. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? no
62. Have you ever run out of gas? almost, but me slick enough to get to the station
63. What is your usual bedtime? whenever i wish it to be
64. Do you read the paper? the paper? lots of thing i read are on paper,yes
65. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? nope
66. Best comedian? of course, me, truely, i get all of my inside jokes..lol
67. Do you watch soap operas? haha, i thought i mentioned something about killing a tv? hum?
68. Do you dance in the car?
its a night club up in there, i telling yas
