* Why does round pizza come in a square box?
* Why are you "in" a movie but you're "on" TV?
* Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
* How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
* If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
* Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
* Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
* Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
* Why is it called a "near miss" when you don't hit something?
* Why is abbreviated such a long word?
* If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
* If you asked a librarian where the books on self help were would they tell you, or would that defeat the purpose?
* The easiest way to find something that¡¯s lost is to buy a replacement.
* How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it¡¯s still there?
* Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
* Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
AND................
* How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a chair at him?
