MagnificentBastard's blog: "Took Like 5 Minutes"

Just some facts:

1) No one will ever have to pay to be in my family. "Big fuckin' deal," you're thinking, but it means a bit to me. People who are in my family are there because they're good people, and can hold their side of a convo without getting too goddamned emo. For that matter, no one will ever have to pay me anything for anything, unless I fuckin lent you money. :P

2) I will never pay for NSFW through bling packs, fubucks, or whatever. It doesn't matter at all to me whether or not you even HAVE them, and there are plenty of naked pics on the web for free even if I do get the urge. There are two job groups that get paid to be seen naked: strippers and prostitutes. Think about that one.

3) This brings me to the next bit, a pet peeve if you will. If you are considering being one of those types that will be constantly asking for bling, bling credits, bling packs, and other things that cost OTHER people money, kindly fuck off. You know you're asking people to buy you small fucking pictures from the internet put through a bullshit low quality Blingee filter, right? This is what you people give a shit about? Get your goddamned priorities in order. See above professions.

4) I like people who have a sense of humour about shit. I don't like the completely princess-y, LOOK AT ME, attention-whoring, make everything about them, every bad day they have is the WORST DAY ANYONE HAS EVER HAD EVER AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY DIFFERENT, emo types who can't take a goddamned joke. YES, people have indeed had worse days than you, believe it or fucking not.

5) I also like people who have smarts, compassion, know the difference between right and wrong, don't lie, cheat or deny that their actions should have consequences. Also, if you tend to be one of those people who says they'll do shit and never end up doing it, and get pissy if they get called on it, go stab yourselves right now, the world does not need you, nor does anyone in it.

6) I come from an extremely small towni n Nova Scotia (east coast of Canada for those of you geographically ignorant of anything outside your borders), but now live in Moncton, New Brunswick (also east coast of Canada). This has shaped a lot of my views on life, as well as my sense of right and wrong, my morals, sense of responsibility. I believe that gay people should be able to get married, we shouldn't tell women what to do with their bodies, but also that abortions shouldn't be used as birth control for the dumb or willfully careless. I'm never going to use flowery language, and I'm about as rough around the edges as you'll get on here, which means that if I say something, you have no worries that I'm just trying to kiss your ass. If I didn't mean it, I wouldn't have spent energy to say it. :P