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Where the hell is my shirt? ... and where the hell is my scotch? Found shirt found scotch. We're ready for this entry. Well... plan A is quickly becoming plan B. A lot of places. *scratches his head contemplatively* My dog is bleeding out of her hoo hoo again, right on schedule. I was pretending like if I ignored it, it wouldn't happen, but here we are. I've been cut open before. I've had sutures removed, I really wouldn't recommend it, nor wish it even on a dog... but I can't have puppies in this house, with this budget, right now- probably not ever. I'm dehydrated, half in the grave, and working on some concepts with my brother. It's about all that's keeping me together. I have no french speaking creole tart to come home to. No brilliant talkative well-adjusted artistic son. No pile of money to rest my head comfortabley on. I'm just some displaced almost talented rather alchoholic rockstar chef/ wandering poet of justice. Maybe I fell down the drain. I can either ride this bad deal out for a masters I'm not sure on how to use, that I might not even want to see through, for a chance to make... money? Seriously wait wait Plan A was always to write, cook, and rule. So what the fuck am I doing anything else for? To pay the bills? To put food on the table? Fuck all that.
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