There are a few guys on this site I wouldn't trust to raise a pet rock, and MUCH fewer I would trust to raise a family. I honestly hope I'm one of the family ones, but someone here loves to start lies about me talking smack. Look, buddy, you know who you are and I don't want any part of this. I haven't said a damned thing about you or any of your naive girlfriends who don't see that you're basically a criminal waiting to be arrested.
And before anyone decides to call me a backstabbing two-faced liar, scan this blog for names. There aren't any.