just some one liners bashing about everyone!
> Q: What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
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> A: You can drop her off anywhere.
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> Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
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> A: Outlaws are wanted.
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> Q: What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
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> A: Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
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> Q: How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
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> A: It isn't hard.
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> Q: How can you piss off your wife while your making love?
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> A: Call her from your cell phone.
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> Q: Why are gypsies so careful when they're making love?
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> A: They have crystal balls.
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> Q: Why did God give women nipples?
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> A: To make suckers out of men.
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> Q: What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
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> A: His last name.
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> Q: What's the down side to a threesome?
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> A: You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
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> Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
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> A: The terrorist has sympathizers.
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> Q: How do you know you're really ugly?
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> A: Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
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> Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
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> A: Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car!
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> Q. What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
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> A. You can enjoy all but the head.
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> Q. What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
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> A. They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.
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> Q. What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
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> A. They both get hot in 15 seconds.
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> Q. Why can't a man be both good looking and intelligent?
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> A. That would make him a woman.
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> Q. Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut?
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> A. Because it is swollen.
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> Q. Why are batteries better than men?
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> A. Batteries have at least one positive end.
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> Q. Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
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> A. Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask directions.
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> Q. Why are men like the letter Q?
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> A. Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.
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> Q. Why do fewer women get married these days?
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> A. Because they would rather have bacon in the fridge, than a pig in the
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> Q. What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man?
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> A. They go forwards, backwards, forwards, and backwards, stop and eject!
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> Q. Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?
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> A. It is rarer.
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> Q. Why do men prefer to marry virgins?
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> A. They cannot handle the criticism.
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> Q. What do you call an attractive, intelligent and sensitive man.
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> A. Rumor.
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> Q. Why don't men go through menopause?
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> A. They never left puberty.
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