my name is jeff, i am 21 years old. i love to drink beer probably more than anyone i have ever met in my life. i buy that shit by the keg. so if you are a beer drinker (and you have a vagina) you should let me know.
i like to drink a lot of beer. however, drinking a lot of beer with a lady friend is even better. oh and if you plan on drinking beer with me you should also consider putting out. because if i get you drunk and chill with you all night and then you don't take your pants off for me....i will throw you out the front door. i don't like wasting my time.
so if you want to get railed sometime no strings attached let me know. and don't worry about me calling you back, because i won't. in fact i will never talk to you again. that's how this works for me. yeah and not that you would want to date me at this point....but i don't fucking date. so don't ask.
so hopefully your sex drive is as huge as my ego.
---jeff
