I watched a part of the Westminster Kennel Club dog show on USA Network tonight. I do it every year, even though it usually infuriates me. Because it's always the poodle!
I watch the toy dog group, because I love the little armfuls best of all. I'm particularly taken with the Pekingese dog, I admit that. But the Westminster Show is taken with poodles and they ought to admit it. They should print their tickets with the words "Poodles Preferred" just like we have to label NSFW posts and pictures here.
Tonight, of course, despite a very good looking Papillon and a Yorkie that had a lot of glamor, and a lovely Peke, the judge chose... you got it ... the damn toy poodle as the group winner.
The whole thing is a damn fix. Even more so than the MLB east is fixed so the Yankees win 90 percent of the time.
Bah, it's always the poodle, and it just isn't fair!