The real definition of words when used by women:
*1. Fine-I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
*2. That's Okay-One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
*3. Nothing-The calm before the storm. This means Something and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with Nothing usually end with Fine (See #1).
*4. Five Minutes-If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
*5. Thanks-A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, You're welcome, and let it go.
*6. Loud Sigh-Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about Nothing. (See #3)
*7. Go Ahead-This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
*8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, What's wrong? For the woman's response, see #3.)
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