Deleted Profile's blog: "Smile"

Can Cheaters Change? Not a chance! Once someone crosses the line in the relationship (again, that line being different things to different people, but for argument's sake, we're talking here about the horizontal hora), it's like a seal being broken on a pill bottle. Though some of it may depend on whether it was a drunken fling or an ongoing stealth hookup with someone at work, the fact is that once that trust is compromised, the offender will have a hard time resetting the relationship to its startup condition. Even if the victim accepts the offender back into the relationship, the offender will be likely to stray again -- because he knows he's already gotten away with it once. The bigger picture, really, is the fact that he (we'll assume the cheater is a he; sorry, guys) cheated for a reason -- that something in his current relationship -- for example, one study showed that couples with infidelity issues showed greater dishonesty, arguments about trust, narcissism, and time spent apart -- made him explore other options. And that's ultimately what makes him prone to do it again. But... Can Cheaters Change? Absolutely! Just because someone has cheated in one relationship doesn't mean that he's always a cheater in his next relationships -- for the very same reason. In the relationship where he cheated, he was willing to gamble it away. So if he enters a committed relationship where he feels there's much more to lose, there's a less likely chance he'll want to risk it. Does that mean he won't, or that he couldn't succumb to the temptations of the tight-topped bartender? Of course not. Cheating certainly can make some relationships impossible to continue, but some infidels can indeed change -- that is, if he hopes to make other relationships even remotely possible.

>>>>>A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a >>>>>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the >>>>>entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the >>>>>store ONLY ONCE! >>>>> >>>>>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the >>>>>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . you may >>>>>choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a >>>>>floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a >>>>>woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. >>>>> >>>>>On the first floor the sign on the door reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. >>>>> >>>>>The second floor sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. >>>>> >>>>>The third floor sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are >>>>>extremely good looking. >>>>> >>>>>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. >>>>> >>>>>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead >>>>>good looking and help with the housework. >>>>> >>>>>"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes >>>>>to the fifth floor and sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead >>>>>gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. >>>>> >>>>>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the >>>>>sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on >>>>>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are >>>>>impossible to please. >>>>> >>>>>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you >>>>>exit the building, and have a nice day!

Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "Okay, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise"? "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it." So, Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba ! Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his Boss quickly retorts. Yep", Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else. The new Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time." So, off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, this will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's. Sure enough, half an hour later, Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened"? His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and The Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba"?

Reasons Why I Love You ! I can be myself when I am with you. Your idea of romance is dimlights, softmusic, and just the two of us. Because you make me feel like,like, like I have never felt before. I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked. Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive You and me together, we can make magic. We're a perfect match. Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling. Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead. You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going. You are simply irresistible I love you because you bring the best out of me. Your terrific sense of humor Everytime I look at you, my heart misses a beat You're the one who holds the key to my heart You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect). You have taught me the true meaning of love. Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything. You are my theme for a dream. I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you. When I look into your eyes, I can see your heart. Your love for me is a natural anti-depressant. I love to hear your voice. Your love has helped me to rediscover myself. Your love is an effective anti-dote to despair. I love to wake up with you by my side...It makes my days better. You always make me feel that you are by my side no matter what. I love that feeling of being secure when you wrap your arms around me. I love the way you keep your cool when I do something stupid. Just being with you feels like I can defy the whole world. You mean the world to me. I like your small gestures that speak volumes about how much you care. I love the way you treasure the gifts that I gave you. I love the way you patch up with me after a tumultuous fight. And, of-course, your intelligence, 'cause you were smart enough to fall in love with me ;-)

I just found out I am having a baby and I am so excited...That's just what i need to bring some excitement back into my life!!!!!I am going to be getting married too..I AM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! I hope you all are happy for me too!!!! MUAH!!!! Michele P.s. Yeah Right..April Fool's !!!

70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, "So, tell me, how was it?" "Oh, it was beautiful," says the man. "The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we..." His friend interrupts him. "A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?" "Oh," says the man, "we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday

why cant lesbians diet and wear make up at the same time? kinda hard to eat jenny craig when you have mary kay on your face TY Matt for trying to cheer me up!!! Hugs