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Slinkyjahttp://fubar.com/slinkyja
41, Female, Sarasota, FL

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100% - sh*t faced!
Birthday:August 20th
Joined:January 1, 2007
Level:Insider (23) [?]
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(last updated:March 21, 2009 @ 3:52 am)


First READ MY PROFILE before you shoutbox me. If you shout box me I'll respond with a hello, please read my profile. By all means feel free to rate, and comment who doesn't like getting points even though that's not why I come here. I might even reply in kind.

Who's My hero! --- My Mom because all my life she supported me and was there though thick and thin and never gave up. May she rest with the angels 8/8/47-02/18/07

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."


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(last updated:November 18, 2007 @ 5:26 am)
ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN YOUR REALITY AND MINE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

I'm interested in loads of things if you talk to me you'll find out what they might be.

I'm not interested in talking to you if all you are looking for is cam/cyber/phone sex. Please feel free to move on if that is your only interest

I'm not interested in adding a friend if all you are hoping to do is see my nsfw photos. Guess what even friends can't see them. So don't request if that's all your hoping to look at.

I'm not interested in show me yours and I'll show you mine, I could give a shit what your stuff looks like.

No I don't think I'm all that all that, I'm just a regular person. (you can think me a bitch if you like i don't rightly give a shit about your opinion of me)

1. I love to rate photos, this does not mean, that I want to speak to you or add you as a friend. If you say thank you I'll likely reply with a your welcome (this does not mean i want to further the conversation.)
2. If you rate my photo/profile or leave a comment I might say thank you. (this does not mean I wish take the conversation any further or add you as a friend.)
3. No I'm not married, yes I'm single. (This does not mean I want to hook up with you. I'm quite happy in my current situation.)
4. Yes I have Msn Msger and Yahoo IM ( NO this does not mean i want to share it with you so don't ask for it If i know you well enough I'll give it to you if it seems appropriate)
5. NO I don't have a cam, I don't intend to get one so quit askin.
6. And damn people I deny a friend request, please don't request multiple times as you will be blocked. Isn't one rejection enough. (it usually is for me.)

Now all that being said. I'm not a mean person, I'm just tired of the stupid questions. Hope by reading all this you can better understand me, that I'm here for friends not hookups. If I do add you as a friend and you don't have a conversation with me to get to know me better, you will be deleted off the list. (friends are for talking to, fans are just that fans)
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(last updated:April 23, 2009 @ 7:17 pm)
yep i like most kinds.
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I like joking around, being a smart ass and flirting in Scooters lounge. I like honest real people. I try to say what I mean without mincing around if you don't like that idea please feel free to move on. I'm a person with real feelings so treat me like one, and I'll grant you the same respect.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "Woo hoo! What a ride!"

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