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breeze's blog: ""Skunk"en around!"

created on 02/18/2008  |  http://fubar.com/skunk-en-around/b189842

Roses? I think not!

It started on a normal Sunday night. I was all toasty warm in a recliner and the house was finally quiet. Then it happened! My son broke the worse news EVER with a smile on his face. He stood there looking at me as he said, "You may want to park your van outside tonight.". WHAT? I dont park MY precious toyota out with the other cars. "Why on earth would I want to do that?" Then a small hint of laughter began to rise from his belly until he would barely speak... "I hit a skunk while I was driving your car and man does it smell BAD!" At first I didnt fully understand what he had just told me about my highly valued automobile. I just looked at him while he laughed uncontrollably. Then the light started to shine as the smell wafted into my nostrils. "Surely you didnt park it in the garage did you?" Attached garage I might add. "Well yeah (still laughing with tears) I know you dont park it in the drive.". Anger began to slowly build as I thought about my laundry room in the garage. I got up and moved the laughing child from my path. I guess the tears welling in his eyes, he couldnt see me. The smell, stronger and more sickening with each step. I opened the door... I had wondered if the skunk had somehow attached itself to the underbody of my car and was planning revenge. "Get that van outside now and take it to the carwash!!!" Choking, gagging I opened the garage door for relief. Seeking out the freshness of clean air to which was a failure. Now if you think "Febreeze" is all that its cracked up to be with the assumption that it removes odors from the air...I am here to lull you out of that false sense of security. It doesnt work with skunk! All I had was a clean linen smelling skunk odor. Please pray for a speedy recovery of my precious van and garage. Thank you...and for my son, pray I dont make his life miserable for the next 5 years! Peace.
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