Hey everyone its me, let me tell you about Maury well I recieved him as a friend when I was digging for gold. I named him Maury because he struck me as a maury well Maury has a friend named Irv who lives in an ashtray of mine they have become close friends as luck would have it Maury needed a place to stay and so Irv is letting him live in his home {the ashtray} they seem to enjoy there freindship til one day this beautiful angel came into there life she was charming the both off them and neither one knew it! Well wouldn't you knowit the angel is pregnant, haha anyway they don't know who the daddy is I quess that will wait til she has it and then they all can go on maury, haha Well Maury and Irv are ok with letting it go til the baby is born but do you know what the slut went and did? Well let me tell you, she decided it would be fun to go start flirting with Maury and Irvs neighbor the got milk cow now the whole shelving community is all up at arms om what they are gonna do cause now she went and pissed off two skulls scarey damn right.... well this is the adventures of maury the skull and as the rest unfolds I will tell the rest so stay tuned for more to come......
