A
woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for
Christmas
dinner.
This
is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating
a fine meal.
The woman is
beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the
broccoli
casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes
water. Left with no other choice, she decides to
relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud,
but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even
had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under
the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,
'Skippy!'.
The woman
thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across
her face.
A
couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the
pain again.
This
time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder
and longer rrrrrip.
The
father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
Once
again the ! woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few
minutes later the woman had to l et another rip. This
time she didn't even think about
it. She
let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle
blowing.
Once
again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and
yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she shits
on you!'
