1. I use the phrase "Awesome o'possum" liberally.
2. I'm fairly certain my mother has lost track of my given name, though she sees me on a daily basis. This would account for the fact that I answer to any name, such as Kloey, Cleo Williams, Leanna, etc...
3. My brother calls me Sabooterianns and he's still alive. Weird, huh?
4. I have an unnatural affinity for lame and/or corny jokes.
5. Back in my younger days, I fell victim to the spell of the evil N'sync. Fortunately, I am recovered. I cannot explain this period of my life, so I like to think of it as the time that my body hosted an alien specimen that made me do weird things.
6. I ransomed Mojo Jojo for two coloring books and forty thousand dollars. My victims negotiated a bit so I accepted crayons in lieu of the forty thousand dollars. Allegedly, the coloring books and whatnot were purchased, but I've yet to see 'em. Strangely enough, I'm still waiting.
