I once had a snowman,and frosty was his name;
it started off as fun,and wound up as a game.
i made some minor changes,and moved things around;
i have to work quick,or he'll melt to the ground.
most people use buttons,and a carrot for his nose;
i was thinking,ski mask,leather jacket,and panty hose.
have you seen my "snowballs"?,you can hold them in your hand.
i play with them often,except when holding sand.
frosty wants to know,if you'll help to wipe his ass?
with those sticks for arms i gave him,he can't make a clean pass.
he should have a "top hat",upon his frozen head;
sorry it's only bird shit,from the crows eating bread.
i got in moms dresser drawer,i had to move really quick;
frosty has a new nose,it's a 2ft. rubber dick.
i must go for now my darling,time for me to go;
always remember,don't eat that yellow snow.
the next time you eat cereal,always take your place;
please be courteous my darling,
and SIT ON MY FROSTED FACE:P
