GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend
Over.
6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a
yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your
kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out
of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
3 Getting a little action means you don't
need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in
the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to
pee!
Thoughts for the weekend
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up
our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and
start all over?
If raising children was going to be easy, it
never would have started with something called
labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat
cells live forever.
But Most Of All, Remember
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to
Find,
Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To
Your Heart