March 14 was the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday... he would have been 107. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty! LOL hahaha. Another funny Shrinky's jokes. He loves to laugh and make his friends smile as well!