>The Most Functional English Word>HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE>>THE MOST
>FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD>>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!>Shit
may
>just be the most functional word in the English
language.>>Consider:>You
>can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for
brains.>>With a
>little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
>shit,
>or be asked to shit or get off the pot.>>You can smoke shit, buy shit,
sell
>shit, lose shit, find shit, forget>shit, and tell others to eat
shit.>>Some
>people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between
> >shit and shineola.>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy
shits.
>?There is bull shit, >horse shit, and chicken shit.>>You can throw
shit,
>sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when >the shit hits
the
>fan.>> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.>>You can find
>yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.>>Some days are
>colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some >days are
just
>plain shitty.>>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and
>there are times >when you feel like shit.>>You can have too much shit,
not
>enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit >or a lot of weird
shit.>>You
>can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek
> >without a paddle.>>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other
>times you fall in a >bucket of shit and come out smelling like a
>rose.>>>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building
>block of >the English language.>>>And remember, once you know your
shit,
>you don't need to know anything >else!!>>You could pass this along, if
you
>give a shit; or not do so if you don't >give a shit!>>Well, Shit, it's
time
>for me to go. >Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and
hope
>you had a nice day, >without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened
to
>catch a load of shit >from some shit-head........... Well, Shit
Happens
>!!!>
