The Sheriff
The bad guys were making a get-a-way.
Got out clean with all their loot.
But there was no time to dally,
there was a posse in hot pursuit.
The Sheriff told the posse,
to keep going and stay on their ass.
I’m gonna take a short cut,
and cut them off down at the pass.
The Sheriff ran right into a war party.
He was sure he was gonna be dead.
He fought like a demon. while it lasted.,
But was captured when he ran out of lead.
The Chief said white man good warrior,
Chief give him last wish before he dies.
Sheriff said the Chief was very generous.
And asked for his horse, to the chiefs surprise.
He whispered in his big stallions ear,
it shook its head and sped away.
Where horse go? the Chief demanded,
He’ll bring my wish back right away.
Wasn’t long and the big horse returned,
with a beautiful lady on its back.
She was so pretty with her long blond hair,
let me tell you she was really stacked.
Chief said white man have good taste,
Chief give you one more wish of course.
Sheriff said thanks chief, I appreciate that,
what I really want again is my horse.
Want horse? Exclaimed the startled Chief.
Why you want horse, woman here?
Well Chief its something I must do,
I have to whisper in that dummies ear.
The Sheriff grabbed the big horse by the ears,
I guess I’ll have to get bossy.
He said this time dummy, watch my lips."GO AND GET THE POSSE!"
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