Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in
bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury and
cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and
into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a
vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next
she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was
terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! "You're not gonna cut it off with
that rusty damn saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire,
and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!"
