Has anyone noticed that Cocoa Krispies are now one again being represented by Snap, Crackle, and Pop? No more faggoty monkey. Did anyone like the faggoty monkey? I didn't. I like cereal mascots that have something to say. It's not like I can make out what Snap, Crackle, and Pop are trying to tell me when I pour milk all over their tiny little bodies, but it's okay. It's way more informative than that poo flinging, tree swinging, half retarded, half inbred gaylord monkey. I already know that your Cocoa Krispies are so chocolately and that everbody wants your Cocoa Krispies. I want to talk about things that matter like politics, religion, professional wrestling, what's new on Tivo, etc. I hope you fall out of a tree you gay aids infested monkey mascot.
In other news Campbell's has bought out Spaghetti O's. The days of Franco American are OVER! At this rate anyone could be next. It could even be Chef Boyardee. Better look out for that beefaroni.
