I have this in my MSN Spaces blog, and wanted to spread the joy. This was a chatroom conversation on MSN in a girls only chat room. This guy came in and wanted to be one of the girls. LOL
Its kinda obvious which one of these people is me, the rest are just random friends of mine.
(Yeah its fuckin long, but worth the read. I was in an awesome mood and my humor was in rare form.)
READ THE WHOLE THING!!! ITS HILARIOUS!!!
8Dingo has joined the conversation.
Dingo : hi I'm a lesbo
RottenToThe©o® : lmfao
Skoobz™ : Dingo : hi I'm a lesbo
Skoobz™ : LMFAO
άỷĠi : hi dingo im really a swahelie dancer
RottenToThe©o® : Skoobz™ : Dingo : hi I'm a lesbo
Skoobz™ : good cover there dude
RottenToThe©o® : whats a lesbo?
άỷĠi : i dunno
Skoobz™ : hi I am not a lesbo but most of my girlfriends were
Dingo : isn't this the lesbo room?
»»¤MÅ®†¥¤«« : lmao
Skoobz™ : sorry dingo its not
Skoobz™ : its the farmhands for females room
Skoobz™ : you took a wrong turn
Skoobz™ : go back to the room list and lick on the one that says Men4Men
άỷĠi : farmland? wtf am i chating with chickens and cows?
Dingo : ewwww men
Skoobz™ : farmHANDS not farmland
Skoobz™ : dingo your story is not workin on ANY of us just so you know
Skoobz™ : Nickname Dingo Gender Male Age 101 Occupation feces collector
Skoobz™ : kinda blows ya "Im a lesbo" defense outta the water huh asshat
®Shorty : lolol
Dingo : it's a cover
Skoobz™ : sure it is
Dingo : I'm incognito
Skoobz™ : and your using your husbands account
Skoobz™ : or your brothers or roommates
άỷĠi : no her boyfriends
®Shorty : umm hummmmmm
άỷĠi : probably her daddies
®Shorty : or her sisters/brothers/mothers/fathers
®Shorty : either or
Skoobz™ : and let me guess, you say your a guy to keep guys from whispering?
άỷĠi : uncles dog?
»»¤MÅ®†¥¤«« : lol
®Shorty : uncles dogs cousins friends granny
Dingo : exactly skoobz
Skoobz™ : heres a hint dingo for the next group of women you wanna try to fool
Skoobz™ : lesbians dont call themselves lesbos
Skoobz™ : ever
Dingo : hi I'm a lesbian?
Skoobz™ : here dingo let me help you out
Skoobz™ : start off by saying like hi ladies how are you
Dingo gets out pen
άỷĠi : then u ask us do we put out on the first date
»»¤MÅ®†¥¤«« : omg a W4W chat tutorial!
Skoobz™ : yeah thats important
Skoobz™ : ALWAYS ask if someone puts out
»»¤MÅ®†¥¤«« takes notes
Dingo : thanks
Skoobz™ : give out your asl and dont fck it up by slippin up and addmitting your a guy
®Shorty : oh yeah and dont forget to ask about threesomes too
RottenToThe©o® : DO U PUT OUT ON THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE DATE OR ON THE FIRST DATE?
Skoobz™ : admitting** damn my fingers must be drunk
®Shorty : that always works
Skoobz™ : oh yeah the threesome thing ALWAYS works
Skoobz™ : ya writing it all down dingo?
RottenToThe©o® : keep up dingo
Dingo : I am, thanks
®Shorty : unless ya prefer foursomes, that way your goat gf won't feel left out
άỷĠi : ok dingo leave and try it again
RottenToThe©o® : or ur blowup gf wont pop
Skoobz™ : and its always helpful to make sure you tell everyone what size panties you wear
Dingo : ok, I'll be back
άỷĠi : LMMFAO
®Shorty : that too
Skoobz™ : kinda helps prove your a girl
Skoobz™ : ya know?
RottenToThe©o® : ahhaha
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Skoobz™ : hope i helped ya dingo
ScoobyManDoo-™ : Dingo gets sex change an tries to become a lesbo, ruh roh raggy!!!!!! thats scary raggy!!!!.......an ®Shorty takes penis enlargement pills by mistake to make her taller, cuz she soooo short!, an RottenToThe©o® Bounces on balloons naked!!!!
8Dingo has joined the conversation.
άỷĠi : dingo got lost
άỷĠi : oh damn
Skoobz™ : wb dingo
®Shorty : lmnfao
Dingo : hi ladies, how are you all tonight?
Skoobz™ : hi dingo how are you
Dingo : im good, thanks
Dingo : how bout a 3some?
άỷĠi : dubgi gets an a
®Shorty : dang i had to clear screen
Skoobz™ busts out laughin
Skoobz™ : Dingo : how bout a 3some?
RottenToThe©o® : Skoobz™ : Dingo : how bout a 3some?
Dingo : you told me to say that
®Shorty : lol
Skoobz™ : i know dingo
Skoobz™ : keep goin dingo youre doin good
Dingo tries to think what the other phrases were...
Skoobz™ : we're teaching dingo how to treat lesbians ptown
PTOWN_7 : no better teachers than all of u lol
Skoobz™ : and what size panties do you wear dingo
Dingo : hmmmmmmmm petite size
άỷĠi : they have petite size in panties?
Skoobz™ : what size? petite??
Skoobz™ : dingo dingo dingo
Skoobz™ shakes head
Dingo : oops
Dingo : I done bad
Skoobz™ : you should do some reasearch
Skoobz™ : womens panty sizes come in odd numbers starting at 45
®Shorty : lol
Dingo : ok, I wear a 49
Skoobz™ : 49 thats good dingo
Skoobz™ : nice and tiny
Skoobz™ : now ya gotta ask who puts out on the first date dingo
RottenToThe©o® : DOES ANY OF U SEXY ASS LADIES PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE
RottenToThe©o® : get to the point dingo
Dingo : any of you ladies put out on the first date?
Skoobz™ : ok now write this down dingo this is the most imprtant tip
PTOWN_7 : lol
Skoobz™ : ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS tell a girl her ass is fat
Skoobz™ : we love that
PTOWN_7 : lmaoooooooooooo
Dingo : noooooooooo I know you don't like that
Skoobz™ : we do im serious
®Shorty : and the hips too
RottenToThe©o® : u gotta fatass to
άỷĠi : SCOOBS U GOT FATTEST ASS ITS SO YUMMY
άỷĠi : AND UR HIPS DONT LIE
Dingo : I don't wanna say that
Skoobz™ : well dingo your not gonna get a lesbian if you dont
άỷĠi : lmfao hi my name is fatass and i live in fatass illinois
άỷĠi : dingo we r giving u lesbian classes
Skoobz™ : youll end up with some feminine gay man
®Shorty : lmfao
RottenToThe©o® : with a purse
Skoobz™ : yeah do you wanna end up with a guy with a purse dingo?
RottenToThe©o® : lmmfao
®Shorty : a clutch purse at that
®Shorty : lolol
Skoobz™ : trust me, i wouldnt tell you something that wasnt a sure fire way to pick up a lesbian
Skoobz™ : you know what always gets me naked dingo is when someone tells me they like it when i fart on them
turtle818 : lol
®Shorty : OMFG
®Shorty : did ya light it too skoobz?
Skoobz™ : you ok shorty?
Skoobz™ : sometimes
®Shorty : yes, ty
Skoobz™ : for a party game
Skoobz™ : lost a lighter that way once
Skoobz™ : ooo and dingo, when you first meet a chick in here you always wanna say that you love animal porn
Skoobz™ : you gettin all this dingo?
Dingo : I don't wanna say those things
RottenToThe©o® : then u wont get a lesbian
άỷĠi : and dingo always ALWAYS tell a girl her hair is messed up
Skoobz™ : well you dont HAVE to but it would help you a lot
Skoobz™ : see, MEN never say those things to us
Skoobz™ : if YOU said it we would KNOW your a girl
άỷĠi : thats probably y we aint with a man
Dingo : oh so that would prove I'm a lesbian I see
Skoobz™ : i told babygirl once that i wanted to fart in ehr face, we had sex that night
άỷĠi : and the biggest thing to tell us is ur measurements
άỷĠi : thats night hell it was 2 minutes later
άỷĠi : it made me so wet
Skoobz™ : measurements are good too if ya dont wanna say what im tellin ya
Skoobz™ : whats your measurements dingo?
Dingo : 48/10/48?
Skoobz™ : really?
άỷĠi : oh ur such a barbie
Skoobz™ : damn your stacked
άỷĠi : stacked like a white castle burger
»»¤MÅ®†¥¤«« : ROFL
Skoobz™ : dingo youre makin me hawt
Dingo : I am ?
RottenToThe©o® : did u just get ur teeth whitened dingo?
Skoobz™ : size 49 panties and a 48/10/48 body
άỷĠi : im shakin my ass
Skoobz™ : im gettin all worked up
άỷĠi : dingo what color panties do u have on?
Dingo : black
RottenToThe©o® : wrong answer
άỷĠi : a real lesbian wears res lacey ones
RottenToThe©o® : ur supposed to say none im going commando
Skoobz™ : ALWAYS use your measurements and panty size right after you say hi how are you ladies
Skoobz™ : ok?
Dingo : ok skoobz
