Deacon Songs's blog: "wtf?"

so i actually made it to bed early tonight/lastnight (depending on when youre reading this)and im having this kick ass dream. its a bbq, im having a good time at someones condo and for some reason someone plays a prank on me while im sliding down the banister on a serving tray, like vin deisel did in xXx. i tumble down the stairs and shit my pants! while I am searching the house for a change of cloths and a shower, theres no bathrooms, or showers available and im running around freaking out, cuz im obviously embarrassed, right? i wake up.... and my son had curled up with one knee right in my butt! so that explains the full load in my pants sensation!! but in trying to analyze my dream, does this mean im afraid my shit really does stink?????