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55 Year Old · Male · Joined on February 7, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 2nd · I have a crush on someone!
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55 Year Old · Male · Joined on February 7, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 2nd · I have a crush on someone!
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Dish washing slut

I will wash your dishes and clean your laundry but, i want some home made food, ill take leftovers given your mutt. Cause you made me hungry, im shaky,I'm prepared to act like a nut ,, and worst case scenario, ill be your laundry and dish washing slut...

55 Year Old · Male · Joined on February 7, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 2nd · I have a crush on someone!
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I write like a girl

All throughout my life, I've been penmanship told,
how I write like a girl, so pretty, so straight and so bold,
Making fun of in high school, but then when it got old.
I made up this answer and the hand showed.
The hand show.

I write like a girl, all nice and so smooth and so straight......
Yes ma'am, I write like a girl. And I masterbait.
So whatever u do, don't take me out on a date.,

Yes ma'am,...,,,,,,, just like a girl,
so moist and so smooth an so gentle the pace.
I write like a girl, , In a masturbate race.

So whatever you do, don't take me out on a date,,
Perhaps you do, we can meet up early or late,....
To me and the mutual, ,,,the mental,,,,,,,,,
masturbation is great.!!!!
So whatever u do, don't take me out on a date,
And whatever u do, don't say you don't masterbate.
And I write like a girl....


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