Q: Do you know why sex is a simple, three-letter word?
A: Because it's easier to spell than:
UhhhhhoooohhAhhhhhhAIIEEEEEEEahahahahahohgoddon'tstopnowyou're SoogoodIcan'tstandthisanylongerohohohohohpleasenownownowyesyesyesyes
Ohhhhhhhgawdyesssssssssssss