I was invited to take a series of quizzes by an LC friend,
loganxnhhi. The results (and editorial comments thereon) follow:
Durham will go to jail for ...
Performing a strip tease on the street
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
[Um... no - don't wanna scare people! ~DIT~]
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Libra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
[*loud and long laughter* Yeah RIGHT... ~DIT~]
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"Trouser Anaconda"
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
[That's not how my exes refer to me... and NO, I won't tell - it's embarassing! ~DIT~]
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The porno of Durham's life will be called ...
"Victory on Mount Venus"
'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com
[Appropriate, in a a Zodiacal sort of way... Libra is ruled by the planet Venus. But if it was accurate, there wouldn't be any of the aforementioned exes! ~DIT~]
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[See last quiz. ~DIT~]
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You are 36% fuckable!
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
[Hmmm... better than I thought.. Espaecially considering I haven't DATED in 2 years, let alone anything else! ~DIT~]
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You are suave.
You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
[Well, that's the
intent. The reality is... well, see the last quiz... ~DIT~]
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You are 83% easy
You are very easy. You will sleep with whoever, whenever. To you sex is ultimately about pleasure and nothing else. You are the type of person to be wild, hot, and extremely passionate in the sack.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
[Hell, I
knewthat! ~DIT~]
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You should have sex at the library
You are somewhat voyeuristic, and are the intellectual type. The library offers some seclusion (at least in the periodical section) and you never know what hottie is there with the same idea as you.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
[Okay, well, there WAS this one time at college... Well, 3 times really... ~DIT~]
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Beer!
Your sex life mostly resembles Beer. You are easygoing about sex and to you it’s about having fun more than showing your love for another. You aren’t very choosy about partners as long as you’re going to get some.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
[Explains why I like beer joints so well... I'm really making out! ~DIT~]
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You ordered a mail order bride/groom doll and use it every night
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
[Dammit, who squealed? Fess up, now! ~DIT~]
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You prefer Passionate sex!
You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs.
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'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
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[Well, DUH! ~DIT~]
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Using your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
[Well, yeah, and I've got lots of my body to use. Although toys can be fun, too, like handcuffs... As for the perfect body bit - *long look at stomach* Uh, okay... whatever... ~DIT~]
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[*long and loud laughter* Against my - That's a good one! ~DIT~]
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As for the sexual IQ test, I already
took it, but it mirrors my natural IQ as last measured, so I'm not very surprised. Grossed out by snowballing, but not surprised...
Check 'em out, and post a blog about them! I'd love to see your answers!
Rock on, sexy cherries!
Durham