Alleleuia's blog: ""

Don't have sex with friends? I'm told that I should never sleep with friends. Um, alright... I'm not going to sleep with strangers. How does that even happen? I mean for the sober half... YEP! I can definately see myself running up to total strangers spouting something to the effect of "Hey! Wanna fuck?' Although perhaps that would be alright, as people I don't even know screw me over all the time :P Enemies...? Well, no, i'm not at all turned on by people that I dream of running down with my car. Oooohhhhh, running them down with my car... ok so maybe THAT gets me giong a little bit... Heh, it wouldn't be the first time I ever did it with someone that I couldn't stand, it would just be on the way in the door instead of on the way out. There is the classic paper or plastic choice, just don't get it tied too tight... or maybe do... :D Which brings me to the reusable bag, lmfao. Aquaintances... hmm, well maybe. Or coworkers. Sitting at the coffee shop, maybe a business meeting, the conversation could turn to 'So, you got the herps or anything? Cuz i'm really horny.... and bring the invoices will you?' The virtual route looks acceptable the most often but sexting has too many distractions. The check out lady, other people hacking in the waiting room, the cop in the car beside me, my grandmother calling to see if i've found a bf yet... Oh, right... cam... Perhaps i'm just wrong in the head but I'm not as into getting myself off the virtual way as other people. I'm lazy. I want someone to come do it FOR me.