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A married couple walked in to a Jamaican sandal shop.
The proprietor said to them, 'I have some special
sandals I think you would be interested in.
Dey make you wild at sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed,
but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make
you into a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
So, the husband, after some badgering from his
wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants,
ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the
wrong feet!'
