The Sex Fairy
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> This is hilarious! I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
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> 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
> that when women make
> love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,
> which makes hair shine and
> skin smooth.
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> 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
> of suffering dermatitis,
> skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
> cleanses the pores and makes
> your skin glow.
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> 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
> on during that romantic
> dinner.
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> 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
> It stretches and tones
> up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
> enjoyable than swimming 20
> laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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> 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
> releases endorphins into
> the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
> leaving you with a feeling
> of well-being.
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> 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
> offered. The sexually active
> body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
> called pheromones. These
> subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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> 7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
> IS 10 TIMES MORE
> EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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> 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
> Kissing encourages saliva to
> wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
> the acid that causes decay,
> preventing plaque build-up.
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> 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
> session can release the
> tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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> 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
> Sex is a natural
> antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay
> fever.
