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Once I escaped from the dungeon and goblin-warrens, I spied some ruins nearby. Camped out within them were a pair of what appeared to be travelers. I went up to say hi (weapon sheathed), but apparently the cat-people say hello with an arrow to the breastplate. Bringing my sword to bear upon her furry countenance, I couldn’t resist the temptation to see if she reacted to being magically set on fire as well. No reaction, but I did defeat her, and proceeded to slay her human cohort. As I was looting the human’s corpse, I accidentally grabbed his pants. Seeing as I already had pants, and his weren’t worth selling, I dropped them next to the body. Now that I could safely return to the cat-woman’s body, I learned that cat-women happen to wear the exact same style of lingerie as 20th-century human women (black, btw). I must note, however, that she was not attractive in the least. Girl with cat-ears and maybe a little tail? Cute. Woman with an oversized lioness-head? Not cute. Her armor wasn’t worth selling, so I casually dropped it on top of her body and walked off to loot their campsite, and went to bed in her sleeping bag.
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