Telling Husband You're going out for the night with the 'Girls'... Nothing...
Red Leather Jacket for night out with the 'Girls'... $200.00
Car wash and Wax.. $20.00
Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the 'Girls'. $150.00
Having husband open the mailed radar photo citation, and seeing You with another mans dick in Your hand........PRICELESS!!!!! 
