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1956713's blog: "Screw You!!!"

created on 12/13/2008  |  http://fubar.com/screw-you/b265297

Screw You!!!!

Did reading the Subject make you horny? Nope Are you already thinking about someone? That would be telling. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18. Ever take someones virginity? not that i'm aware of. Ever plan to wait til marriage? hell no..... i'd still be a virgin if I did. When did you last have sex? Does my hand count??? Do you consider yourself dominant? No. What form of birth control do you use? Usually abstinence. Do you have any children? nope, not likely to. Ever give or receive the SHOCKER? *confuddled* Do you know a SHOCKER slogan? See above. Are you a freak in the sheets? It has been said. Do the drapes match the curtains? I haz no drapes or is that the other way round? Do you have sex dreams? hell yeah. Ever been called a whore or slut? lmao,hell yeah and many others. Ever try anal sex? If not, would you? yes Is there anything sexual you wouldnt try? I certainly wouldn't hook myself to the ceiling. Bases: What is 1st base? Lucky. What is 2nd base? Very lucky. What is 3rd base? Very, very lucky. What is 4th base? Very, very, very lucky. Sex: in a Car? yes in a Truck Bed? Maybe, if I knew someone with a truck. in a Mini Van? Does a caravan count??? on a Bus? no in an Airplane? no in a Public Bathroom? No, ohhhh the germs, ewww in your Parents Bed? I was going to say no .... but I remember now. School? Hell no. at Work? No. on the Beach? Of course. in the Ocean? Of course. Where is the weirdest place? My memory defies me.
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