Scientists in my home state of Wisconsin, have made a new discovery, although not conclusive yet. They have discovered that fast food, in rats, is like drugs. Therefore, people eating this food, are victims of addiction instead of just not ordering the super sized meal 4 times a day. So basically, fat people can't help bein fat, it's not thier fault. Oh wait, I don't eat fast food and I am overwieght........Hmmmmmm, could it be other fucking reasons? Maybe it is not addiction after all. Just maybe I need some goddamn excersize! I'm done.
