R.I.Fu.P. FAT SONNY
Most of you know my dear friend Fat Sonny. If you haven't heard, Sonny has faked his fu-death like many other fubarians. Only he has made it known. Here is the obituary that was posted.
" World-renowned Fat Sonny died today in a hospital at the Jersery Shore. Doctors are still unsure of what exactly caused the death, but believe it was due to complications after Fat Sonny ate peanut buttercups too fast and suffered pains in his ass due to the blockage . He was 36 years old.
Fat Sonny was a kind person, who enjoyed everything about life. He was known for his passion for peanut butter cups, which he often ate 69 times a day. He loved to share peanut butter cups with everyone, and would even offer peanut butter cups to strangers. Fat Sonny also enjoyed traveling, especially to historical landmarks, and loved meeting people around the world. On his trip to the United Kingdom he even met the president (and yes, he offered him peanut butter cups). After meeting him, Fat Sonny said the President was big goofy brit.
Fat Sonny is survived by his partner Pengy , their children Rocky and Sonny, and their pet named JC."
Since his death he was spotted leaving Jersery. Here are the details.
Paul B. Doe reported spotting Fat Sonny on the Jersery Shore on December 22, 2008. Doe was among a group of backpackers sampling Jersery's splendors, cuisine and pests when they stopped at the pier to discuss their next destination. While several members of the group examined leaflets from restaurants in the immediate area, Doe and fellow backpacker, Ryan Got, saw Fat Sonny walking to the driver of a yacht.
In this photo, you can see Fat Sonny at the left near the dog. "Some members of the group wanted to rush over to Fat Sonny right then," said Doe, "but most of our group didn't want to, out of respect for Fat Sonny and our strong desire to eat lunch and get beer. We had only a stale croissant for breakfast that day and we were hurting to get to Icabod's for lunch." Got said, "I could have gone either way, but the majority ruled."
Sightings will be posted as they come in. If you spot him, please send all inquires as a PM. Pics are encourage for proof of sighting.
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