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BabyGirl's blog: "jokes of tha day"

created on 03/22/2007  |  http://fubar.com/jokes-of-tha-day/b66973
Why when a waitress asks someone who doesn't drink alcohol if they'd like "a drink", why does that person always answer, "No thanks, I don't drink. I'll just have a soda." I mean...dude, you just ordered a soda...that's a fuggin' drink... Why not just, "Sure, I'll have a soda." Waitress says, "Would you like some coffee?" Guy says, "No thanks I don't drink coffee." How about, "Not for me thanks." Guy offers you a cigarette, "No thanks, I don't smoke." Maybe just say, "No thank-you." "Hey should I drive?" "No, we'll take my B'mer." Try, "Nah it's fine we can take my car." Leave a comment and tell me what ya think.
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