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SATURDAY WOES

Saturday Woes & Projectile Vomit Okay so I had set plans to go to a friends house tonight kick back, converse, watch movies and have a jolly old time. Everything was going smoothly; we had the issue of who was going to stay with the kid’s settled blah, blah, blah. Good to go right? Wrong? I start to pick up the house a bit as Ralf runs out to get himself a much needed hair cut, the baby is sleeping on the couch as sound as can be and the older ones lost in the world of “Dragon Tales”. I head up to take a long nice warm shower, get dress come down the stairs to find Ralf putting the fucking locks we need to keep the kids out of the kitchen and the baby crying for juice. I pick up Sara, head towards the kitchen to retrieve her this juice when I notice her body is very hot, fuck she has got a fever. So I reach for the Motrin pour the juice and all of a sudden Sara’s face changed, to a quick pale color, eyes opened wide. She opens her mouth and HOLY FUCKING GODDESS…..she starts to vomit uncontrollably. I’m flipping out trying to keep her over the sink as she continues to vomit; I do no longer smell ocean fresh and she does no longer smell like strawberries. We were now fucking covered in her spew! SON OF BEACH….my plans are now diminishing lol. There is no way I am going to leave this baby with Ralf, he wouldn’t know what to do if his life depended on it lol. Sad I know but it’s the truth. So I had to call and cancel my plans with my friends and I feel bad, but it’s not like I can help my children getting ill, but still. I was looking forward to this night like you wouldn’t believe. It has been a very long time since I have had a night out with no Ralf and just me having some fun with MY friends. But damn it…it will have to be left for another occasion. A mommy has got to do what a mommy has got to do, right? Obviously we are all smelling clean again, and I shall keep you posted on how she is doing, I gave her the Motrin and she seems to be keeping it down, she is in the middle of lala land and will soon bow down to the Sandman. So if you are bored please don’t hesitate to call me lol, I’ll be here alone as I told Ralf he could go out since I was staying home. Call me, IM me, hell fucking come over I just don’t want to sit alone while Ralf rips up the town tonight. Got to go and take her temp till later my friends. *Velvet*
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