And now to Binky for the weather, Binky?
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Thank you Binky.
In further news, recent discoveries in the Nile River Valley have proven that crocodile dung was used as a contraceptive by Egyptians circa 2000 B.C.(Just incase they sell out of Trojans)
...however...
THIS DOES NOT MEAN IT ACTUALY WORKS!!!
(The staff at newsflash is not responsible for any babies produced because of this broadcast.)
NEWSFLASH 7:25 PM: I have a lack of readers... *pulls three sugar gliders out of my pocket* GO FORTH MY MINIONS AND BRING BACK READERS!
NEWSFLASH 9:28 PM: ''''-._.-'''' < I are moose! YAY!
