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I know I am going to get a lot of slack from people about this one but I have been told alot of time that men don't know how to appreciate a woman, that men don't know how to take care of a woman. Men can't satisfy them. All the complaints that I have heard, and I came up with a solution. Here are somethings you can pass on, every last one of these tips I have personally learned throughout my years. Ladies if you feel like these tips are mistakes and they can't help you, please let me know. The Main Event 1. A man who realizes how important foreplay is to a woman knows that something that happens at 8am can have an effect at 10pm. (Anything that lets her know you are thinking of her is foreplay. Giving her flowers, Dinner, Quick calls during the day, Take out the trash, Massaging her feet, Saying, Honey let me do that.) 2. Women want to be with a man they are proud to be seen with. Make sure if she gives you some fashion tips, use them! 3. If a woman genuinely feels you are paying attention youll receive the keys to the kingdom, its not her words it her response. 4. Dont tell a woman she has a great body until you been together. Otherwise it is just a line. 5. A woman is like a fuse if she gets too much attention too fast, things can overload and it will blow. If you ignore instructions you might be left in the dark. 6. If you are doing something new in the bedroom, never say that you did it with another woman. Whats so special about that. 7. For most women missionary position just doesnt do it. (Fingers tongue and imagination is also needed!) 8. When you are manually stimulating a woman rather it is by fingers or tongue and she moves her hips, dont start back where you left off she is just adjusting. 9. The finger is not the best way to see if a woman is wet enough for intercourse, instead listen to her breathing it should be calm and relaxed. 10. When a woman says, Thats it! or There it doesnt mean slow down or speed up, just keep it right there same speed same stroke. 11. Slow down when having sex, the reasons for speeding up is excitement, fear of interruptions from kids (trust me I know about that one) or uncertain that they can hold an erection. Every session doesnt have to be 2 hours, but guaranteed they are going to talk about cha if it doesnt last 2 minutes either. 12. Take care of your hands, most women looks at a mans hand and imagine how they would feel on their body. 13. Do a lip test, basically lick your lips and see if they feel alright for kissing and oral stimulation. If you lips feel like some Ruffles potato chips then you need to get some soft lips (thats what I use) or something, Chap Stick just wont do it.
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