my parents were a rocket launcher and a bengal tiger, artificially insemination hath brought a degenerate with a terrible sense of humor with no tact nor compassion
i am an industrial engineer which means i craft things out of metal which is ironic considering i'm so fucking metal my dick fires out titanium chards jk ladies i can't cum, mostly because you're all awful
i drink a lot, i'm even typing this whilst betwixt alcoholic beverages i don't do drugs because they seem boring, unless you count pills... then i do lots of drugs
i have 53 tattoos and i'd rather have them all removed by a cheese grater than actually talk to you about any of them or respond to a "nice ink" comment
i'm a whiskey sipping gentleman, and by sipping i mean shots, and by gentleman i mean lush i live in a suburb of boston which means that i have an irreproachable amount of prejudices my favorite all time tv show is M*A*S*H* i run a music website on the side its widely successful, i blast animals with fire extinguishers in an effort to teach them a lesson if you are reading this you either mistook my picture as one of an attractive gentleman OR i pissed you off in some way in which case HAHAHA you're a dick and whatever you like sucks dick
I've given every thing I can. There are no heroes left in man.
Video Games:
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(last updated:October 21, 2009 @ 6:10 pm)
computer games because theyre free when you cheat and download them illegally
right now im waiting for cod6 i play batman and marvel killing time
all on xbox
username: jedstylesux
i'd rather play videogames than have sex because when i'm done playing video games i don't have to worry about the emotional disaster who is in my bed
jerking off is better than any vag anyways
Music:
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(last updated:October 27, 2008 @ 2:30 pm)
what i'm listening to
what i listened to last week
what i listened to most over all
take notes and maybe your taste in music won't suck shit
Interests:
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music, sleep, drunk, call of duty 6,masturbation, counterstrike, pron and prolonging rationality
i also collect comics(which means i should kill myself) and i listen to alot of music
i never watch tv unless its a hockey game or a baseball a game i know everyone says they watch the history channel so i wont