Santa wore a bright red suit
He had a job till he got the boot
Now he stands there unemployed
His bank account says null and void
He was the boss at the north pole
Then the elves united in whole
Upped and formed a union did they
Demanded that them he start to pay
With rising feed for the deer
And a new sleigh seat for his rear
Money became very tight
Then the seven dwarfs added to his plight
Seems that grumpy aided by the rest
Had some liquid cash which to invest
With no money left which to pour
Santa lost in a hostile take over
Now grumpy dwarf called the shots
And changes he was making lots
No room for a fat man dressed in red
Twas dopey driving the sleigh instead
Now he’s left out there in the cold
No chance of work cause he’s old
And a pension cheque he cannot get
Cause he aint paid into it yet
So next time when to the corner you go
And see a man in red yelling Ho Ho Ho
Take a very close look and see
For the real Santa that just may be
