Goddess Aphrodite's blog: "Salutes"

created on 12/20/2008 | http://fubar.com/salutes/b266778

posted on 07/07/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;09:07&nbs-07:00;am

unreal, but true
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When I was 5 and had just moved into a new place (AGAIN), I was playing in an abandoned parking structure. I looked around and could swear I had been there before. How could that be? That was impossible, I had JUST moved there and there was no way on earth I could have even seen this place before. I had to be dreaming. Trying to shake myself out of it I said to myself "I know, I'll pinch myself and prove to myself that I'm dreaming". So I pinched myself till I left a bruise. It didn't hurt. So next I took a stick and said the same "If this hurts, I'll know I'm not dreaming". I hit my arm so hard it left a welt. Still, it didn't hurt. So, I then found a glass bottle, chipped off the top and said to myself "This HAS to work!!! If THIS doesn't hurt, I'll KNOW I'm dreaming". I took the tip of the bottle and stick it into my skin, all the way down to the bone. It was bleeding alot, but did NOT hurt. I went home, cleaned it up and thought that it was fine bc it was just a dream and I'll wake up soon. 23 years later I still have that scar to PROVE that no matter how much it looks, seems and feels like a dream, doesn't mean it is.

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posted on 06/15/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;10:06&nbs-07:00;am

Salutes
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Well now fortunately and unfortunately my salutes have gotten rather popular. So popular infact that I need to start charging for them. I'm not asking much, just what ever you think the salute I have done for you is worth. I am doing this because few of you realize just how much goes into these. To you it looks like just writing on me and taking a pic. I WISH it was that easy. If you still want one, then tell me your favorite part of my body, yes, this does include smile salutes it does NOT include me writing your name on my "mother" spot. There is absolutely NO charge of any kind for military salutes. Military salutes, please remember that I only have so much room on my body, so try to keep it short, sweet and to the point. Much appreciated

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