SAD NEWS
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>>>Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
>>>community.
>> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of yeast infection and trauma
>> complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
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>>>Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
>> turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
>> Jack,
>> the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
>> Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
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>>>Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
>> who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
>> business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
>> considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
>> schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old
>> man
>> and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
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>>>Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
>> Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
>> elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
>> minutes.
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>>>If this made you smile, for even a brief second, please rise to the
>> occasion and take the time to pass it on and share that smile with
>> someone
>> else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it
