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Abg_zam
Jokes for the day to make you laugh... Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar? Kuih salah bikin. Binatang ape power Karate? Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade. Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit? Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye. Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak? Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK' Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya? Pembohong... Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati...'? Usus Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala? Kutu rambut Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat? Neneknye si katak Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila? Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya' Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik? Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan' Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan' Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson? Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe Tukang ape yang kalau dipangg

Abhar Reddick
This is the part that I hate doin the most. I am Daniel as you already know. I am a college student at Gwinnett College of Business. I also do volunteer Fire Fighting. I love to play the drums the saxophone, and soccer. w00t. but most of all I love Cherry Tap!!!!!

Abhatnaga
I am looking for my soul mate until this eternity. I am LEO by my horoscope. I am an entrepreneur and work on my own startup company as VP - US operations. I am 54 never married, no kids and no GF. I'm often described with words such as a Renaissance man, a Gentleman, super nice, deep, goofy, (very) romantic , creative, insightful, compassionate, helpful and resourceful. I certainly do pride myself on having good character, treating all with respect and integrity. Definitely reflective, I have learned and grown from my many experiences in life and feel that I am able to come to a special relationship in a very healthy way -- unselfish, with truly open communications, not attached to many needs, mature (knowing that we have choice in how we react to any given situation), patient, understanding, flexible and, especially, as loving soul mate. As well, I certainly enjoy living life to its fullest. In fact, one of my favorite quotes is: "life's made of moments, we need to live each one wit