Fubar Blog Posts 4

American Airlines Flight 11
AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 11 American Airlines Flight 11, from Boston, Massachusetts, to Los Angeles, California, crashed into the north tower of the World Trade Center with 92 people on board. CREW John Ogonowski, 52, of Dracut, Massachusetts, was the pilot of Flight 11. He lived on a 150-acre farm north of Boston. He is survived by his wife, Margaret, and three daughters, Laura, 16; Caroline, 14; and Mary, 11. A lifelong aviation buff, he joined the Air Force after graduating from college and flew planes at the close of the Vietnam War. He joined American Airlines in 1979. First Officer Thomas McGuinness, 42, of Portsmouth, New Hampshire, was Flight 11's co-pilot. He is survived by his wife, Cheryl, and a 14-year-old son and 16-year-old daughter. He was active in Bethany Church in Greenland, New Hampshire, friends and neighbors told The Boston Globe. Rick DeKoven, a church administrator, described him as "a devoted family man." Barbara Arestegui, 38, wa

United Airlines Flight 175
UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT 175 United Airlines Flight 175, from Boston, Massachusetts, to Los Angeles, California, was the second hijacked plane to strike the World Trade Center, plowing into the south tower. Two pilots, seven flight attendants and 56 passengers were on board. CREW Capt. Victor Saracini, 51, of Lower Makefield Township, Pennsylvania, was a Navy veteran. He is survived by his wife and two children. Michael Horrocks was first officer. Robert J. Fangman was a flight attendant. Amy N. Jarret, 28, of North Smithfield, Rhode Island, was a flight attendant. Amy R. King was a flight attendant. Kathryn L. Laborie was a flight attendant. Alfred G. Marchand of Alamogordo, New Mexico, was a flight attendant. Michael C. Tarrou was a flight attendant. Alicia N. Titus was a flight atteandant. PASSENGERS Alona Avraham, 30, was from Ashdot, Israel. Garnet "Ace" Bailey, 53, of Lynnfield

How Creative Are You?
You Are 72% Creative You are beyond creative. You are a true artist - even if it's not in the conventional sense of the word. You love creating for its own sake, and you find yourself quite inspired at times. How Creative Are You?

United Airlines Flight 93
the first warriors of this war mission accomplished UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT 93 United Airlines Flight 93, from Newark, New Jersey, to San Francisco, California, crashed in rural southwest Pennsylvania, with 45 people on board. CREW Jason Dahl, 43, from Denver, Colorado, was the plane's captain. He had a wife and son. Dahl had a lifelong interest in flying, said his aunt, Maxine Atkinson, of Waterloo, Iowa. Leroy Homer, 36, from Marlton, New Jersey, was the first officer on board. He was married and had a daughter. Lorraine Bay was a flight attendant. Sandra Bradshaw, 38, of Greensboro, North Carolina, was a flight attendant. Wanda Green was a flight attendant. CeeCee Lyles of Fort Myers, Florida, was a flight attendant. She reached her husband, Lorne, by cell phone to tell him that she loved him and their children before the plane went down. The couple between them had four children. Deborah Welsh was a flight atten

Office Guidelines For Hurricane Ike
As we watch the progress of Hurricane Ike, the following are the companies guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity: Hurricane Category #1 – No excuse for being late to work. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs. Hurricane Category #2 – Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans. We also advise you wear goggles. Hurricane Category #3 – Whereas most of the area will be flooded, we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be provided to those in need of crossing the street to get to the office building safely without getting wet. Hurricane Category #4 – More than likely, there will be no electricity, so make sure you charge the batteries in the lap tops. We will also have manual typewriters available to all staff members that forget to charge the batteries. Ladies, please take extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above. Hurricane Category #5 – Velcro will be provid

Just Something To Ponder
Ok first, let it be known that this blog is about the actions of certain women, not all. And it isn't directed to a specific woman. With that disclaimer, riddle me this. Ever see profiles of women who post suggestive or nude pictures of themselves and then add "I'm married/have a boyfriend so don't ask me if I want to hook up"? You get the general idea. They post these pictures and then proceed to tell the men who are looking at her posing half naked (or completely) they aren't allowed to hit on her or have her. And then they will also proceed to complain that they are getting "scumbags" writing them. The common argument is these pictures are "art". And yes she may intend for the pictures to be art. But intent and interpretation aren't the same thing. One mans art is another mans porn. Further more if you're married or have a boyfriend, then the following question deserves to be asked. If your heart belongs to your man, doesn't the rest of you come along with that?

Check This Out!!!!
This was an actual email sent to the men at work: I have tried to word this as “cleanly” as possible. Last night when the cleaning crew was taking care of the restrooms, they found a very nasty mess in the men’s restroom on the tenant side of the building. The handicap stall commode was covered in feces. This is the third time this has happened but this is by far the worst (I saw it). The cleaning crew left the mess for me to see and they will be cleaning it up tonight. There will be an extra charge on your cleaning bill for this. I do not want to assume that this was done intentionally, but let’s just say that it would be very difficult to do this by accident. Please let your male staff know that this is has been noted and is being addressed. It’s important that we do our part to keep our restrooms as clean as possible and your assistance is greatly appreciated.

9/11 Commentary
Taken from CNN.com by Terri McGovern NEW YORK (CNN) -- My son is 7 now. He was just about 7 weeks old when his grandmother, Ann McGovern, my mother, died in the World Trade Center attacks. My mother was a force of nature -- funny, energetic and totally engaged in life. Sixty-eight years old but claiming to be much younger, she was a vice president at Aon. Over the course of the past seven years, I have missed her commentary the most. I can only imagine what she would have had to say about the circumstances and the exploitation of her death. After so many years, I long to take my son to the place his grandmother was in the last moments of her life. Curious by nature, just like his grandmother, he has so many questions. "Where was she that day? Why does everybody talk about 9/11 all the time? What are they building there? Why is it taking so long?" I try hard to answer. What I can't answer is why there is no memorial. Still. I will not take him to a gaping hole in the g

Friends Of Natural Witch
I'm going for a 3 month VIP... ~NATURAL_WITCH~ CLICK THE ABOVE LINK JUST CLICK THE PIC AND RATE PLEASE. EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE TO BOMB, THE RATE WILL HELP A LOT!!! IT'S TIME TO RE-RATE THE PIC TOO PLS...I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED ME OUT SO FAR... THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Pentagon
Pentagon attack The Department of Defense reports a total of 125 service members, employees and contract workers died in the September 11 attack on the Pentagon building. An additional 64 people died aboard the hijacked American Airlines Flight 77, which crashed into the west side of the building. Spc. Craig Amundson, 28, Fort Belvoir, Virginiamultimedia illustrator for deputy chief of staff of personnel, U.S. ArmyConfirmed dead, Pentagon, at/in buildingMelissa Rose Barnes, 27, Redlands, Californiayeoman second class, U.S. NavyConfirmed dead, Pentagon, at/in building(Retired) Master Sgt. Max Beilke, 69, Laurel, Marylandcivilian employee, U.S. ArmyReported missing, Pentagon, at/in buildingKris Romeo Bishundat, 23, Waldorf, Marylandinformation systems technician second class, U.S. NavyConfirmed dead, Pentagon, at/in buildingCarrie Blagburn, 48, Temple Hills, Marylandcivilian budget analyst, U.S. ArmyReported missing, Pentagon, at/in buildingLt. Col. Canfield D

Cascading Style Sheets
Introduction to Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) by Christopher Heng, thesitewizard.com No doubt you've heard of Cascading Style Sheets, and how everyone is raving about how great they are. Unless you already know how to use it or are using it, you're probably also wondering what the fuss is all about, and whether you should change your web page to use it. This article serves as an introduction to Cascading Style Sheets, often abbreviated "CSS". It is intended to give you an idea of what it is, what it is good for, and the pitfalls of using it. In other articles, I will deal with the nitty-gritty of writing web pages with style sheets. 1. What are Cascading Style Sheets (CSS)? Like your web page, a cascading style sheet consists of ASCII text instructions telling the browser how it can format the document that is being loaded. The CSS instructions can be placed in the web page itself, or it can be placed in a separate document which is linked to the web page. The simplest

Stern Announcement
During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. He interrupted his sermon and announced sternly, "There are two of you here who have not heard a word I've said." That quieted them down. When the service was over, he went to greet people at the front door. Three different adults apologized for going to sleep in church, promising it would never happen again.

Written 9/11/03
I can remember watching the towers fall. I can remember seeing the people fall before the television stations decided to stop showing it. Perhaps they decided to stop showing it once they they recognized that what they were seeing was people jumping to their deaths. I remember imagining what it would be like to be the husband of one of those women that worked at the World Trade Center and not knowing if I had just watched her leap to her death, not knowing whether she was safely on the ground far enough away from the tower that just fell or if she had burned or was buried in rubble. Thankfully, I only had to imagine those things because my wife was right there next to me, holding my hand, weeping as the stark realization that our world had forever changed washed over us. We clung to each other, feeling suddenly vulnerable here almost in the middle of the country. We could be hurt here. Maybe they couldn’t get to us directly but they could hurt the ones we loved they could affe

The Brave The Fallen Remember Everyone
EMS Prayer AS I PERFORM MY DUTY LORD WHATEVER BE THE CALL. HELP TO GUIDE AND KEEP ME SAFE FROM DANGERS BIG AND SMALL I WANT TO SERVE AND DO MY BEST NO MATTER WHAT THE SCENE. I PLEDGE TO KEEP MY SKILLS REFINED, MY JUDGMENT QUICK AND KEEN. THIS CALLING TO GIVE OF MYSELF MOST DO NOT UNDERSTAND. BUT I STAND READY ALL THE TIME TO HELP MY FELLOW MAN. TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO HELP A CHILD RESTORE HIS LAUGH WITH GLEE A WORD OF THANKS I MIGHT NOT HEAR, BUT KNOWING IS ENOUGH FOR ME. THE PRAISE OF MEN IS FINE FOR SOME, BUT I FEEL TRULY BLESSED, THAT YOU, OH LORD, HAVE CHOSEN ME TO SERVE IN EMS! Amen

Serenade
So sweet the hour, so calm the time, I feel it more than half a crime, When Nature sleeps and stars are mute, To mar the silence ev'n with lute. At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes An image of Elysium lies: Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven, Form in the deep another seven: Endymion nodding from above Sees in the sea a second love. Within the valleys dim and brown, And on the spectral mountain's crown, The wearied light is dying down, And earth, and stars, and sea, and sky Are redolent of sleep, as I Am redolent of thee and thine Enthralling love, my Adeline. But list, O list,- so soft and low Thy lover's voice tonight shall flow, That, scarce awake, thy soul shall deem My words the music of a dream. Thus, while no single sound too rude Upon thy slumber shall intrude, Our thoughts, our souls- O God above! In every deed shall mingle, love. - Edgar Allen Poe

09/11/08 - Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold (sappiest Song Ever Posted In My Blog )
SONG VERSION BELOW Cupids Chokehold - Gym class heroes VIDEO VERSION BELOW cupids chokehold - gym class heroes LYRICS BELOW Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) It's been some time since we last spoke This is gonna sound like a bad joke But momma I fell in love again It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend And I know it sounds so old But cupid got me in a chokehold And I'm afraid I might give in Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin' I mean she even cooks me pancakes And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches If that ain't love then I don't know what love is We even got a secret handshake And she loves the music that my band makes I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) Take a look

Support Our Troops
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He

Hurricane's A Comin'!!!
HOPE EVERYONE STAYS SAFE FROM THE HURRICANE.. WE ARE RIGHT IN THE PATH OF THE STORM IN TEXAS (ABOUT 2 HRS FROM WHERE IT WILL BE HITTING.. SO KEEP ME IN YOUR THOUGHTS THAT WE RIDE IT OUT SAFETLY!!! IM PRETTY NERVOUS!!!

9/11
AS U ALL KNOW ... THAT TO DAY IS THE DAY.. THAT AMERCA.. HAD GOTTEN ATTACK ON OUR OWN SOIL... IT IS A VERY SAD DAY.. MANY MANY PEOPLE HAS DIED .. THAT DAY.. SO I GUESS WHAT IM ASKIN.. IS WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE.. AND HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH.. I LOST MANY MANY FRIENDS THAT DAY.. AND LOST MANY FRIENDS OVER IN IRAQ AND IN OTHER PLACES TOO.. I CANT THINK WHAT THOSE POOR PEOPLE WERE THINKIN IN THE TWIN TOWERS.. WHEN THOS PLANS HIT THEM.. AND WE CAN'T FORGET FLIGHT 93.. AND THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT PLANE.. I LOST A GOOD FRIEND THAT WAS IN THAT PLANE. IT HURTS JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT.. SO TAKE THIS DAY AND REMEMBER IT AND THE PEOPLE THAT DIED THAT DAY... YOU ALL WILL BE MISSED..

On This Date...
I realize this date in American history is significant Dont get me wrong! But, I am sick and tired of people, especially so many on FUBAR, whose patriotism suddenly appears on this day! It's an insult to me and those whose lives were lost or who knew someone who died when Im reminded to never forget! Well I have news for these phony people I'll remember this day in my own way and NOT because Im told to do so...I'll always remember it because it's my best friend's birthday and Ive known him since I was three Thats 27 years before the terrorist attacks so stop spouting off about how proud you are of this country for the wrong reason! Go out and do something about it! Im proud of it most of the time also! But quit forcing me to listen to or read and be reminded of it!

Whos Your Next Hook Up
Who's Your Next Hook Up?Your ExThere are always those relationships that seem to never die and as much as you want to break away from your ex, s/he just always seems like a good idea in the moment. Obviously, you're not over it, but continuing an intimate relationship with him/her is probably not the best thing in the long run and it's not giving you appropriate time to heal. If you don't try something new, you won't know what you're missing.Love-Friendship Quizzes (pray for me please!!!!!!!!!!)

Roll On Eighteen Wheeler, Roll On
This 1984 song by the country group Alabama was the recessional hymn at the funeral for my wife Martha’s uncle Stanley yesterday. He’d died at sixty-one the previous Thursday and I found out Tuesday night while Martha was sleeping on the couch (Jeffrey was crying a lot because his teeth are coming in with a vengeance, and both my kids are pushy when they sleep) that she and five of Stanley’s other nieces were tapped to be pallbearers for his funeral. She also sang “Amazing Grace” at the service with one of his grandchildren, and she later told me that singing the harmony was the only way she’d get through it without crying. Get through it she did, only to start up as Martha and her three sisters rode to the graveside and while the service was being given started to cry again. I had Jeffrey with me because Sarah was back at First Lutheran of Mandan with her older cousin Breanna and, riding with Martha’s parents who were in a hurry to get there due to a line of vehicles from church

Touch
lines and creases of hands clasped in oblivion unaware of anything but the moment concealed within themselves, each other, and covered in the security of darkness this is all that is right now the sensation of fire flowing through needling the extremeties giving birth to contentment and longing like gravity pulling down to the basest of things freefalling together through a fluid dream to the bottom of the soul and the sudden awareness of the tightening grip growing with every pounding beat of the heart touch...

Just Bored
I just wanted to update my friends. A few of you have been asking about my weight loss and working out.. I am still working out pretty regularly. I weighed in today I lost 6.8 pounds if the 30 I want to loose..I am happy about that. Slow but thats the best way. We made it threw Hurriane safe I think I may have said that already in a blog. We have another coming hopefully we wont get any damage. I hope everyone is good and has a great weekend.. Angie

9/11/2001
WHOEVER WROTE THIS SHOULD STEP FORWARD AND CLAIM IT! THE WORDS ARE POWERFUL: TWO THOUSAND ONE, NINE ELEVEN (2001-911) Two thousand one, nine eleven Three thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait A bearded man with stovepipe hat Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat" They settle down in seats of clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives." Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green then say "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain." From a man on sticks one could hear "The only thing we have to fear. The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, Trust us sir, we've passed that test." "Courage doesn't hide in caves You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores A silence fell within th

Daughter Of A Marine!
this is true with any branch of the military tho..dont want u to think im just saying a marine would do this.. although it does hit home cuz my mom was one! hugs daughter of a marine Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving Through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the l

Sex In The Rain
I woke to the sounds of a distant thunder, the echos rolling back to me in waves. My eyes flutter as I get my bearings and my arm searches the bed to my right. There is nothing greater than curling up to a warm body in the middle of the night, the comfort, the security, but my bed was empty. I sit up looking around as I listen to the sounds of the rain tapping a summer melody on the windows. I get up and in nothing but my boxers and t-shirt I head out of the room, looking for her when her shape catches my eye out the back window. With the glow of the outdoor lights, I can see her. She is standing in the back yard with her head raised to the sky, letting the rain fall on her face. She is wearing one of my old white t-shirts that she loves to sleep in, it wet with the falling water, it clings to every curve of her body. I've always been attracted to a more full figured woman, the way their bodies move and feel is the way the Gods intended them to be. I can tell she has nothing else on

Outta Here
I am outta here for a cpl days Have to drive to indiana to kill people.. If you have my cell number bug me.. if you don't well I is scared of you.. ttyl when I get to indy.. Btw leave your requests on how drill should die.. I will go with the best options and take pics

House Cleaner Is All Butt Hurt
From one of the social site, where they find this shit baffles me sometimes, they said this one tops the daily parade of asshats, LMAO I work as a nude house cleaner as a side job to make extra money. I received a call a couple of weeks ago by someone interested in my services claiming to have gotten my info from a friend. I’m taking on new clients right now so I decided to take the job. When I arrived at the house, I was a little nervous cause it looked old and kind of abandoned. As I walked in I was met by a large black man who escorted me into the back room to get ready. As I entered the back room I saw 4 huge men, 3 black and 1 white guy wearing ski masks and nothing else. I was grabbed and within 30 seconds I was completely naked and handcuffed to a kitchen table with one hand latched to each leg. Everything happened so fast that all I can remember is having these men rotate around me taking turns burying their cocks in my mouth and ass. I could hear the table creaking from

Girls
If anybody wonders why there are all the girls on my page and very few gents, let me expain! I work with all guys and drive around and see mostly guys where I deliver to. At this time I see very few women expect when I go shopping or dancing. I love women and I have enough gents as friends for when I want to do something in real life. So at this time I check out the women on here and enjoy seeing whos around. Special thanks to the family memebers, kiss to you all.

Your Nothing
my heart still bleeds my body still aches tears still fall but life goes on with out you i live it makes me sad to know your just like them you used to be sweet but now your just mean i used to care but now your nothing just as i was nothing to you

When Are You Going To Fuck Me Over ?
i just want to know. i can't go through another detrimental experience.i can't have you be nice and then turn on me, i can't let you hurt me like they have in the past so just leave before you end up changing.

Soldiers Promise
I hope that your days are sunny And your dreams are sweet May your life be full of happiness May no troubles fall at your feet Though I may be far away And I'm not physically there There is something you should know My soul remains with you there I will always be home I will always be there Though not in person I will still be there Memories of us will be everywhere I will see you no matter where I am For all the distance between us For all the time that I've been gone I will return changed But I will not be gone I will still be me For that can never change I will always be there for you I will never leave

World Trade Center
World Trade Center in New York City, United States (sometimes informally referred to as the WTC or the Twin Towers) was a complex of seven buildings in Lower Manhattan, mostly designed by Detroit-based architect Minoru Yamasaki and engineer Leslie Robertson and developed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey. It was initiated in 1960 by a Lower Manhattan Association created and chaired by David Rockefeller, who had the original idea of building the center, with strong backing from the then-New York governor, his brother Nelson Rockefeller.[2] The World Trade Center, New York, like most World Trade Centers located around the globe, belonged to the family of World Trade Centers Association. Prior to its destruction, Larry Silverstein held the most recent lease to the complex, the Port Authority having leased it to him in July 2001.[3] The complex, located in the heart of New York City's downtown financial district, contained 13.4 million square feet (1.24 million m²) of office

Away
From the land of majestic mountains From plains made of gold and Across the ocean blue. Flying through ancient Europe Over Turkey and Istanbul Into the southern Desert We wait here at hells gate, Waiting to go through.

More Thoughts
I was thinking, and I find it rather ironic that you got insanely mad at me for recording a tv show on a tape for an ex g/f of mine. Knowing that I never even seen her when she dropped the tape off. (her daughter brought it to the door and dropped it off). But yet its ok for you to have many (and I mean allot!!) "guy friends" on different sites, giving your number out to them, talking to them online, and phone... Giving some directions to your house, or sending them "private pix" of your self via yahoo or email. The most ironic thing is your current b/f... He started off as one of your "friends"... You going there to his shop "reading to him" for whatever reason you gave me. Some test or something I guess.. That comment still rings out loud in my mind that you wanted to end our relationship, but were scared to say anything to me....Oh wait you were "loosing your mind"...I forgot... Its just ironic... Baffles my mind really still to this day... The fact that you were "So in LOV

Update On Mumms, Stashes, Salutes, And More..
****FROM THE BLOG OF BABY JESUS**** hey everyone, just wanted to post an update in a new entry so it didn't clutter the old one. MUMM's the only thing that has changed is that points are no longer being awarded for voting on GLOBAL mumms. this is an experiment after hearing the feedback on my last blog post yesterday and we haven't decided if it's staying this way or not. everything else has remained the same, including friends-only mumms. STASH based on feedback from a bunch of members, i'm not going to reset the old stashes when we migrate to the new hardware. the stash limit will remain the same (1000). LEVEL REQUIREMENTS since so many people wanted it, i've turned back on the salute requirement to move beyond level 10. also, i just wanted to get up on my soapbox and clear up a few things for anyone who's forgotten, or is new and doesn't know the history of this site. the site was originally created for *my* friends. everyday i'm amaze

Hurricane Ike
SO YOU ALL MAY KNOW HOUSTON IS UNDER A HURRICANE ADVISORY FOR TOMMOROW.. IF YOU TRY CONTACT ME AND I SEEM TO BE OFFLINE I LOST POWER DUE TO POWERLINES BEING KNOCKED DOWN. MOST OF SOUTHERN TEXAS WAS EVACUATED YESTERDAY UNDER MANDATORY EVACUATION BY THE STATE OF TEXAS.. I AM ALL SET WITH SUPPLIES SO I AM NOT I WORRIES.. IF I HAVE TO MY ASS WILL RIDE A BIG PLAYTEX RUBBERMAID TUB AND ROW WITH A BROOM DOWN THE ROAD! LOL WELL I KNOW IT'S NOT A LAUGHING MATTER BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO RUN? LOL NOT ME.. I JUST WANNA SAY TTY ALL LATER AND I'LL MISS YOU ALL... BB AS SOON AS WE GET POWER IF WE LOSE POWER. SO THIS IS BAD AKA GREG.. MUCH LOVE TO MY FU'S

Heroes-from Original Bulletin Post By Military Supporter-ty For This, I Love It!
>You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.

Music
I just discoverd...that I'm pretty much a zombie but instead of going "braaaaaaiiiiiins" i go "muuuuuuuuusic" So ... zombie for music I could live off of it and WOO OMG THE SEAL LEAVES ON TUESDAY! haha I'm sorry I LOVE my bro but .. DEAR GOD... I need my room back, and I need less hypocrisy in my life.

Teen Love
dude: I love her more than the air I breath chick: well im always here for you. dude: I know. chick: What's wrong??? dude: I like her so much. chick: Talk to her. dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me. chick: Don't say that. You're amazing. dude: I just want her to know how I feel. chick: Then tell her. dude: She won't like me. chick: How do you know that? dude: I can just tell. chick: Well just tell her. dude: What should I say? chick: Tell her how much you like her. dude: I tell her that daily. chick: what do you mean? dude: I'm always with her. I love her. chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. dude: Wait. Who do you like? chick: Oh some boy. dude: Oh... she won't like me either. chick: She does. dude: How do you know? chick: Because, who wouldn't like you? dude: You. chick: You're wrong, I love you. dude: I love you too. chick: So are you going to talk to her? dude: I just did.

Sex Is Evil
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!

Own Me
bid on me and if you win u'll get: 1. all ur pix rated 11's (it may take more than 1 day) 2. all stash rated 3. keep you sh*tfaced 4. daily comments 5. 1 big pimpin' gift 6. SWF salute 7. "owned by" in my name 8. become my #1 friend

Prayers
I'm just asking for 1 favor from all of my friends My sister is in the hospital because she was beating badly. She is in critical condition. Doctor says that there's a chance she may not make it. All I ask for is prayers from my friends. I would greatly appreciate it. Thx, Shaela

Finding My Happiness
Very few I get close enough to let know me in person.Those I do know how much I give without expecting anything in return. I take each day @ a time...I don't take anyone or anything for granted...my peace is found in my surroundings. A mountain view........a shoreline, lake. I work hard to take care of me and still to my family till I can't give someday I will continue to always do so. Too many times I have given more than I should to every relationship. I can't give anymore. If you have ever heard the words I love you come from my lips it was never a doubt. I always said distance was evil...it seperates some more sometimes than we'd like. In the end...........I believe what will be will be. I know someday I will be starring in the eyes of this is all your tomorrows embrace it without fear or doubts. Each night you will sleep comfortably in peace knowing....living that contentment with all you are

Homeless Again..
So, life had been really crazy lately. I'm homeless again. Currently crashing in my friend's apartment. So, i have three roomates and both my kids. It kinda sucks, but we saw this awesome place and it's up for bids but we're brawling with two other people for it. If we can come up with 2000 bucks in two weeks it's ours. I'm tired of the bullshit. With people, with finances, everything. Thanks to you three. you know who you are. you took me and my kids in and that was wayyy awesome of you. Well, in a few eeks hopefully i'll have a place to live. And i'm bringing two of my three roomates with me. It's gonna be great. finally out on my own again. back on my feet. I'm really depressed right now cuz there's lots of bullshit going on with some people right now. To those of you bringing unwanted drama to my life, F*CK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SAND-PAPERY. you wont be welcome in my life anymore. I dont need people like you in my life. I'm on my way to being me again.

We Hate You
Everyone knows someone that has been touched by this horrible disease It is an evil, wicked horror that comes to torture and tease Nobody deserves to die in such a horrific way Lingering on day after terrible day For weeks, months or even years until the end Trying to be strong for your family and friends I speak for everyone who has lost someone near and dear Someone special for whom we still shed our tears Cancer, we hate you - Me

Ike Pa #43a
700 PM CDT THU SEP 11 2008 ...NO CHANGE IN STRENGTH YET AS IKE HEADS TOWARD THE NORTHWESTERN GULF... A HURRICANE WARNING IS IN EFFECT FROM MORGAN CITY LOUISIANA TO BAFFIN BAY TEXAS. HURRICANE CONDITIONS COULD REACH THE COAST WITHIN THE WARNING AREA BY LATE FRIDAY. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING AND A HURRICANE WATCH ARE IN EFFECT FROM SOUTH OF BAFFIN BAY TO PORT MANSFIELD TEXAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF MORGAN CITY TO THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 700 PM CDT...0000Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE IKE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 26.2 NORTH...LONGITUDE 89.9 WEST OR ABOUT 475 MILES...760 KM...EAST-SOUTHEAST OF CORPUS CHRISTI TEXAS AND ABOUT 370 MILES... 595 KM...SOUTHEAST OF GALVESTON TEXAS. IKE IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWE

Plz No Drama
so far i had a good time on here but for petes sake this is a socializing place and a place for fun last pm i encountered drama in a lounge ... plz keep ur shit private we don't need to hear it jus have some fun and ppl can't tell the differnce plz close down ur pc and do a reality check

If.................................................
"IF" If I could make a wish And have it last forever and a day, I would take you in my arms And this is where I'd stay.. For there's no one else I know That holds my heart like you, And I know someday, baby, You'll realize this is true. If I could make a wish Your lips would be on mine, I'd slowly sip and savor you Like only the finest wine. For there's no one else I know That gives me so much pleasure, And I know someday, baby, You'll see that you're my treasure. If I could make a wish Our bodies would unite, There's nothing I'd love more Than making love all night. For there's no one else I know Who gives me passion like you do, And I know someday, baby, All my wishes will come true. If I could make a wish I'd start by making things right, I'd take away all your doubts, And hold you through the night. For there's no one else I know That means as much you see, And I know someday, baby, You'll learn to trust in me. If I could make a wish. It wo

Update #2
they took the vent tube out of mom yesterday and she is breathing well on her own and is already asking to come home.she is still real weak from the sedatives they had her on so she will more than likely be in for at least a few more days to get strong again and be able to take care of herself and what not. will post more later

A New Day
Hi friends, It's another new awesome oxygen rich new day (sucking it in baby), the tree leaves are dancing just ever so seductively (~grins, that's how my mind rolls)...and the sun renews my battery as always ... life is fukn sweet . Today is like Christmas ... A very awesome person *cough..."Jeff" sent me a bed (futon) I was looking for a long time (it's a special type, not easily found), and I opened the box to find a 5x7 piece of paper with the instructions and like a bizzillion pieces..... lol. Yes, Bizzillion is a word... I just said it didnt I? (If you need a copy of my dictionary, email me and send $19.95....jk) ... anywho... I been here before...... confused. So naturally, I grab a beer, a drill, a hammer, my chokes and a lighter. Then the phone rings... "Murphy's law " right? lol, my best friend... Sharon. If you know me, you would know..... I know how to pick my friends... she calls me at the perfect moment.... (I am not ready to do a dam puzzle)....and i can already feel the

"she" Written By Unsensitive
I wont go into detail but a fu-friend named "unsensitive" wrote this below...and I was so freaked out at how it mirrored my very existance. I asked him if I could copy it and show those close to me. I am curious if anyone else thinks this sounds like me. ................................................. She drinks way too much coffee, and plays her music way too loud. She loves cats, horror movies, and atheism, but can't stand trying to explain why. She can spend an entire day not saying anything, or having anything said to her, and be fine about it. She is the furthest from vain, but has every reason to be. She's a reader, a thinker, and a saint of misguided intentions. She's got impatience by the truckload, but forgiveness is sold out, with no supply anywhere to be found. She doesn't use pet names, doesn't want one, and will suffocate anyone who dares deliver one. She's needy, and distant, at the same damn time. She laughs loud, and constantly, at eve

Dreams Vs. Reality
"The Silver Line Between Dreams and Reality" In our dreams, we see ourselves in abstract views of what we all wish we were. In reality, we play the role of who we picture our "true" selves to be. Where does it come from? What part gives us this picture? Our subconscious is the line between our fantasies and what we consider "every-day" life or reality, but is it possible that we lay in our bed unconscious, dreaming of a complex reality formed by our unbound imagination? Could our reality be a vision of deceit? Those very questions are what cause the doubt of any truths once accepted, or facts written in stone, for the stone may now not even exist. Curiosity is the solidification of reality, without answers, we have proper room to wonder and create our own view of how our own reality operates in our mind. By setting boundaries knowingly or not, we have incarcerated our future, and closed the door to our dreams, and we who hold the key are the guards to our own imprisonment. M

By The Inkfreak
I played with her hard nipples for a few seconds before I moved down between her legs. She opened her eyes and looked at me. I pushed her thighs far apart and used my fingers to spread her pussy lips. Her body was trembling. My mouth was so close to her pussy she had to feel my breathe. I took my tongue and licked her from her ass very slowly up to her clit. Then I lifted My head up and looked at her and said, “Do you want me to stop?”“No Daddy, Please No,” She begged me.“Then you better be a good girl. Daddy will tell you when you can cum. Do you understand me?”“Yes Daddy,” she answered.

This Is How I Feel Lately......
Now, I don't know if anyone else has experienced this but I for one think that when your a child growing up and you have friends that will ask you to go shoot baskets, throw a football or baseball around and that, you life is so content and that nothing could spoil it here but once you become an adult, hardly anyone asks you to do a damn thing, whether it be throwing a football around or shooting a basketball or play catch with the baseball or something to that effect, not even your siblings ask you to do that all because back in 1999 thru 2002, I've had a retinal detachment and I am blind in my left eye here. Lately, that's how I feel, I feel like somebody has propped me up in a corner and they're just letting me watch the world go buy here, which isn't right to me! I mean sure, I can't walk on uneven ground very well, that's understandable but if you take the time to find level ground, I'll be just fine but people shouldn't assume that I can't do anything either because that's the f

In A Mood
SHATTERED Words rush in my mind reels Emotions scatter too far to feel Pain grows intense my heart breaks Sorrow floods far too much to take Dark thoughts cloud my soul feels forsaken Emptiness abounds where true love was taken

Ike Pa #44
Almost all the spaghetti models are showing Ike to come directly over us, though it is still only a Cat 2, they say it is to strengthen. Speed has picked up to 12 mph and direction is now heading WNW instead of NW, so it might go south, but it is still up in the air. Thank you all for your prayers, one way or another if power is lost here, I will contact someone to put updates on my profile. 1000 PM CDT THU SEP 11 2008 ...IKE REMAINS A LARGE CATEGORY TWO HURRICANE AND POSES A SIGNIFICANT STORM SURGE HAZARD... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MORGAN CITY LOUISIANA TO BAFFIN BAY TEXAS. HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. AT 1000 PM CDT...0300 UTC...THE HURRICANE WATCH SOUTH OF BAFFIN BAY TO PORT MANSFIELD HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED...BUT A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THAT AREA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS ALSO IN EFFECT F

Lost Inside
I am lost and lonely in this world of pain. Nothing compares to how this world is vein. I feel my body begin to shiver, and my heart begins to turn real bitter. The heart and feelings that I once had, have now left and gone, gone to a place , a place it calls home. Deep down inside and locked away, it wonders how it got this way. So bitter and cold at last it will freeze, and then hopefully it will be free. Free from the pain for it is now numb and free from the loneliness and what is to come.

Dark Side Of Me.
Dark side of me. I see Her, an I am not afraid. She wants to cause pain and anguish, to cut, slash, burn, to make them bleed. Them that a horried and cruel, uncooth, the bain to others, She judges with no mercy and no forgiveness, for Her heart is cold stone. In the darkness of me, She stands. To embrace Her, know that She is there, and yet I keep Her in check. For if I should let Her loss again, She shall consum me. Do not be fooled by Her beauty. Be warned, She carries a sword unlike any other. It cares not of innocence, an cuts all It touches. She holds this blade like a Lover. Guards my very soul, as a mother does a new born. Be forwarned.

Fear Of Loosing.
I love him more than I've loved most people. I'd do anything just to make him smile. But I'm worried. there's been a time when we weren't sure of how this is going to work. Distance can be so empty and a hard road to travel, especially when your heart has been broken so many times.And when you've lost so much. I just hope I don't loose this one...I always fall hard when I love, because you never know when you will have the chance to love again. But we have this connection...its unexplainable. And I would do anything to make this work. And its hard sometimes because I can't be there to console him to tell him everything will be okay. To hold him and kiss him and wrap him up. It hurts. And it's hard. But I want him and only him and I cant even picture sharing anything with anyone else. It literally makes me feeling sick even at the thought of someone else. I would have given up completely if it wasn't for him...he saved me in so many ways. I could never thank him enough. I just want to

School
my 4yr old starts school today!!! i'm a bit worried as to how she will go on,i didn't worry about her sister as much cos she is so easy going nothing much worries her and she just goes with the flow. the 4yr old on the other hand is strong headed and has a very strong will to do what she wants,she will tell you not to shout at her if you do and gets very stroppy very easy. its going to be interesting to see what the teacher says at picking up time.

1970
Fifth Grade in El Paso Texas, going to Stanton Elementary. At this time Texas has the best school system in the United States. Our Science teacher is an ex-Vietnam vet, who went back to college to teach. He had come back because of his purple heart and this is the first time I get first hand knowledge of what the war was really like, and not what it was portrayed on the nightly news. I don’t even remember his name, but he would tell us stories about some things that went on. One of the kids had found out that he had been wounded and asked him about it. He told us you could walk into a village, in the south and not know if they were friendlies or not, while you were there they were pro American, and when the Vietcong were there they were pro Vietcong, they didn’t care they just wanted to be left alone. His unit entered a village, and like usual they would try to help the people and give candy to the kids. He had turned his back and was talking to someone one when a five year old boy

Sunday 9/14/08
SUNDAY IS OPEN BOOK THESE 11'S NOW BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES! I WILL BOOK THEM FOR U AND USE THEM ON A HH, LEAVE BID HERE AND IF UR THE LUCKY BUYER...I WILL PRIVATE MESS TO MAKE SURE U STILL WANT THEM...IF NOT THATS FINE TOO! U PAY WHEN I BEGIN RATING!!!! GOODLUCK....XOXO BEEBEE

Tired...
Tired of so many things as of late i dunno where to begin.Of course some things dont suprise me because I knew how they would go to begin with.As most of us often do especially if they have been in a situation before.I think what iam most tired of right now is lies.I have no particular use for them.In the end they always end up badly.Mainly because you have to keep lieing to cover up the previous lie.Over time the lie gets so big theres no way to move.Some people get to me because they have no clue what they want.They will persue one thing till the get it no matter what it is and when they finally do they dont want it.Either that or lose intrest in it totally.Gues that could be said bout some relationships these days. That could be said for allot of other things as well.Seams some people are never truely happy with what they got.Even if its something good it often is never noticed till its gone.Then of course they say I want that back it was great.Witch sometimes never happens aga

Palin Vs. Obama Experience
I find this whole issue to be amazing. All over the news is reports of how the biased media keeps bashing Palin for her lack of executive experience and in some cases, bashing her for being a mother of a special needs child. This is totally wrong. Palin has more executive experience than Obama. Shes a governer of a state. Obama is a first term senator. Palin commands the military of Alaska. Obama commands nothing. Palin is a doer. Obama is a talker. I hope people see this issue for what it really is, A distraction. The facts that Palin is a mom, has kids, a pregnant teenage daughtor and all that only goes to show that she is a real person. She is just like the average person in this country and she has the same problems that many families face.

Weak
I only got a couple hours of sleep last night. I hate going back to work on Fridays. It's rare that I get decent sleep anyways, but still. Blah blah blah. I've got a few moments to kill before I gotta leave for jail. I don't even have anything to say. I do have tomorrow off. Going to a friends wedding. Welp, gotta go finish getting ready. Finish my java. Take my pills. Say bye to my cats. I'm hoping that they caught that stupid spider that they were chasing in the bed room...... Gonna be a long day at work..... Silly me weighed myself this morning...I gotta remember not to do it all the time. *slaps leg* Blarg...Okies..Off I go...I think. I'm stalling...I don't wanna go to work...bleh.....

Statues - Joke
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the Pigeon down and you shit on its head.'

Libra - September 13, 2008
Libra - September 13, 2008 If you are considering starting a new relationship in secret, then you may be aided by the stars in your enterprise. It seems that the person you have in mind has their own reasons for wanting things to be kept under wraps. There is a sense, though, of danger, of doing something where you could be caught. But right now you are enjoying this side of things. thats yummy

A Real B/f
I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... if only everyone could see this and understand it.... Dont rush her into having sex with you because later, she going to realize that if you loved her you would wait. [even when she says she will do it with you, that means shes testing you] When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] WHen you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak

Slave Becomes The Master...oh Yeah!
My FAVORITE lyric off of the new Metallica album from the song, The End of the Line: "Drop the hourglass of time Spilling sand we will not find As we gather here today We bid farewell The slave becomes the master" YEAH BABY!!!

7 Years And Day Late
U.S. troops authorized to raid Taliban's Pakistan havens Jonathan Manthorpe Vancouver Sun Friday, September 12, 2008 The war in Afghanistan has formally spread to neighbouring Pakistan with reports from Washington that President George W. Bush has authorized cross-border raids by American forces. So far there has been little reaction in Pakistan, where feelings both of the sanctity of national sovereignty and dislike of the U.S/ government are intense. This lack of reaction on the streets is largely because Pakistan, like all predominantly Muslim countries, is currently observing the Ramadan period of fasting and religious contemplation. But the American move has serious implications for Pakistan's new president, Asif Ali Zardari, who has already been the target of a torrent of criticism for voicing support for the campaign against the Taliban and al-Qaida militants during his inauguration on Wednesday. The expansion of the war into Pakistan was also applauded on

Comment Bomb Metal Baby For Me !!!
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This Is Why We Should Make The Middle East A Parking Lot
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080912/saudi_tv_fatwa.html AP Saudi: OK to kill owners of 'immoral' TV networks Friday September 12, 10:38 am ET Top cleric in Saudi judiciary: it's OK to kill owners of TV networks airing 'immoral content' RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) -- Saudi Arabia's top judiciary official has issued a religious decree saying it is permissible to kill the owners of satellite TV networks that broadcast immoral content. The 79-year-old Sheik Saleh al-Lihedan said Thursday that satellite channels cause the "deviance of thousands of people." Many of the most popular Arab satellite networks -- which include channels showing music videos often denounced as obscene by Muslim conservatives -- are owned by Saudi princes and well-connected Saudi businessmen. Al-Lihedan did not specify any particular channels. Al-Lihedan is chief of the kingdom's highest tribunal, the Supreme Judiciary Council. Saudi Arabia's judiciary is made up of Islamic clerics whose decrees, or fatw

Comments Blocked
So today I got my comment priviledges blocked in the Mumms! The best part is I have no idea why! They don't tell you anything they just block you! It would be so much more helpful for them to send an email message as to why I was blocked and how long I am blocked for. Maybe this would help people understand what is ok and what is not. Simply deleting someone just makes them more angry because there is never an explanation. Especially if you're blocked for commenting on a mumm that the mumm creator didn't make NSFW. I don't know.. just some weird *poop* they got going on here that should be addressed! OUT Door

To The One(s) Who Robbed My Parents Last Night...by Sara
WHAT KIND OF WORTHLESS DICKLESS PIECE OF SHIT COCK SUCKING ASS HOLE FUCK HEAD STEALS FROM PEOPLE? SERIOUSLY, THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR YOU MOTHERLESS CUNT ASS HOLE PIECES OF NOTHING. YOU GO AND PRY YOUR WAY INTO A GARAGE AND FUCKING BREAK SHIT AND STEAL FROM PEOPLE AND TAKE WHAT LITTLE MONEY THEY HAVE. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN THE PLACE THAT YOU STAND THIS INSTANT. SO YOU CAN GO TO HELL AND THE DEVIL CAN ASS FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER WITH A FUCKING BURNING PIECE OF BARBED WIRE. IF I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, I WILL TAKE A GUN, AND HUNT YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS DOWN, AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF. YOU ARE A CRACK HEAD PIECE OF NOTHING, AND THERE IS NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING POINTLESS YOUR EXISTENCE IS ON THIS PLANET. YOU ARE FUCKING PUSSY ASS DICKLESS PIECE OF SHIT, IF YOU WANT WHAT I HAVE MOTHER FUCKER THEN YOU COME UP LIKE A MAN AND ASK FOR IT. YOU HAVE TO GO IN THE NIGHT AND WATCH MY DAD? YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. I WILL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AN

Ensign: Glad You Met Me
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 12 September 2008 Wednesday morning my family and I attended my wife's uncle's funeral in Bismarck. When the sermon was being given the pastor focused on one of Stanley's favorite expressions after he met someone, whether for the first or the hundredth time: today's title. I know to my ears and even on first sight it seems rather self-centered, in our minds, we hear a person saying "glad you met me" as "Aren't you glad you met me!" But Stanley used it in a different way, and that's something we can all learn from. "And Jesus increased in wisdom and stature, and in favour with God and man." The final verse of Luke 2 (the same chapter the story of Jesus born in the stable is found) catches Jesus after He's twelve years old when Joseph and Mary found Him in the temple after three day

Hurricane Ike's Surge
This is the local Highway! TURN UR SOUND DOWN! the wind is strong!~ As you can see the Burger king driveway runs straight into the water.. yeah.. thats where hwy 90 is.. Thanks to Ike's surge in the Gulf....

Why Are Some People So Ignorant??!!
Some people are so pathic!!! Again my default pic was reported by some fucking moron. I have moved the pic to my NSFW folder. It's a pic of me in a mesh like black top, but my hands are covering my tits! I mean, if Myspace allowed it, what the fuck is the problem?? NOTHING is showing! NOTHING! Why the fuck are you even on this site if all you do is bitch and whine that something is NSFW! News flash limp dick, this whole fucking site is NSFW. Do us all a favor and get a life and get the fuck off here. I mean honestly, this is an adult site. I don't feel that any pics should be labeled NSFW b/c this is an ADULT site! Get over it, get over yourself, and get the fuck out!!!! Oh, and just so you won't be "offended" I did mark this NSFW, just for your dumb ass!

New Boots
New Boots!!!! An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope', she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!' Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

0 To 200 In 6 Seconds
0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he

The Bride Tells Her Husband
The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says,

Labor Pains (lol)
Labour Pains A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a

What Have I Done
all i can think about is what men have told me......"I WILL NEVER HURT YOU", OR " I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE"......ETC. but ya know i came to realieze guys well some guys can lie a lot. laughs....i know i laugh at what i been through just recently but im not gonna let it bring me down because like my friends say"HOPE, YOU ARE MUCH BETTER THEN THAT." and i beleive them..... no longer am i gonna stress over a male. but i can not help but wonder what have i done to deserve this kind of treatment? in a relationship i give all i can....i always sit myself up for gettin hurt... what have i dont do get this kind pain over and over?

Lost
Here alone in this house In a strange place So far from those I know And those I love. So lost inside with noone to talk to And no one to make it better. Wishing for someone To hold me tight And tell me that things Will be alright. I am so lost Without the comfort Of a love of my own To get through the good and bad.

Things That Make Me Wonder...
I sometimes sit here wondering why life works out the way it does. Is everytyhing we do predestined or is it by simple chance that we do the things we do meet the people we meet and become close to the people we do. Is there one special someone out there for each of us and do we have the power to find them ourselves or do we leave that up to fate and chance. If we acheave greatness while we exist o this earth were we destined to do so, or did we just so happen to decide to choose the right paths to go sdown and that is what created the greeatness. Is it actually as some people say that GOD is sitting up in heaven and he already knows how we will live our lives and end our lives, or can we by spontaniously doing something even change his grand perseption of things. Are any of our spontanious acts even truely spontanious, or are they something GOD, the univers, fates whatever has already desided for us. I wonder are our lives truely our own or are we just puppests to a la

Awhile
you have no clue the pain inside I felt i'd lost my love and friend no matter what the weight is gone and I feel like i can breathe again I know it's new, but dammit girl you scared me something bad I'd never hurt so deep before from someone i just barely had haters will come, and they will go don't act like you don't know it one of the things i love of you your mean and aren't afraid to show it Behind your smile you mind's like mine well.... hopefully yours is a little more right and if it is, you think of me... all day and you see my smile when your dreaming at night You stole the thoughts right from my mind and replaced them with your laugh,your smile so much like me... except beautiful, of course I hope you do want me... I'm gonna be here awhile...

Show And Tell
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period? 'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one,my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy

Disciple Darlin D.....today!
I REALLY NEED ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON THIS..THIS IS DARLIN D AND SHE IS READY TO DISCIPLE AND I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET..LETS MAKE HER DAY AND GET HER THERE..ALL LOVE IS RETURNED...SHE IS AN AWESOME FRIEND AND SHE LOVES ALL HER FRIENDS..LETS DO HER FU STYLE, RATE, FAN, ADD, BLING, CRUSH HER SHE ONLY NEEDS 816,258 TO LEVEL..LETS DO THIS! ~♥DarlinD♥~Whats Wrong With My Boltϟ~Fu-Engaged to Dockw2200@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU WITH A LOT OF LOVE AND RESPECT BY: ~♥~I Am A Fukin Princess ~♥~Fu GF Of ~*If I was your vampire*~ AKA Jeremy~♥~@ fubar

Arousal From Being Spanked! She Loved It.
She didn’t know why she’d left the bar with him, nor why she had agreed to get in his car; however, most of all, she didn’t know why she was now standing in his living room, watching him pour a glass of wine for her. “You’re beautiful,” he said, and handed her the glass of red wine. He brushed the back of his hand lightly across her cheek, admiring her, once she took the drink. She couldn’t help but smile and began to thank him for the compliment, but he cross her lips with a finger to silence her. “Don’t speak…” he whispered, leaning close to her. He was so close…she could smell the wine coming from his breath. His finger fell from her lips, running his hand along her jaw, cupping it. Her eyes fell closed as he kissed her, quite gently. She found herself wrapping her free arm about his neck, leaning closer to him as their kiss became more passionate. Meanwhile, his hands caressed her voluptuous form, squeezing the cheeks of her rear. He finally pulled away, only to set her wi

Ike Pa #47
Here there is no rain and winds are about 5.5 with gusts to 6.3. In Galveston the storm surge is equal to a Cat 4 due to the width of Ike, but rain has not yet started. It is on the edge of the hurricane winds. Once again, thank you all for your prayers and i will remain online until power goes out (if it does). It does look like the storm has shifted a little and I will be on the good side of the hurricane (west) but the speed has picked up, which means that it will remain at a Cat 2 until after it passes Houston and somewhere between there and Conroe it will become cat 1. Now for the update: 400 PM CDT FRI SEP 12 2008 ...IKE'S FURY AIMED AT THE UPPER TEXAS AND SOUTHWEST LOUISIANA COAST... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MORGAN CITY LOUISIANA TO NORTH OF PORT ARANSAS TEXAS. HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED TO REACH THE COAST IN THE WARNING AREA LATER TODAY. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM PORT ARANSAS TO PORT MANSFIELD TEXAS. A TROPICA

Wierd
Within a few minutes all of these people leveled, no happy hour right now either. I was just sharing the oddness with you. · friend judos just moved up to level 20 -- Rock Star! · friend Fish just moved up to level 17 -- Pimp! · friend hellz monster just moved up to level 17 -- Pimp! · friend Iceman4484 just moved up to level 13 -- Bad Fu! · friend DJ TBONER just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! · friend Boliver McShagn... just moved up to level 14 -- Minion! · friend HUMPER - dont u... just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! · friend chipsahoy just moved up to level 14 -- Minion! · friend You know me ..d... just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! This song reminds me of a sweet friend.

Poeple
In the Amazon forests of Brazil and Venezuela, women of the Yanomami believe that for a child to grow strong they need to copulate frequently with many men during pregnancy. Combibophobia is the fear of sucking. Phagophobia is the fear of swallowing. Ptyalophobia is the fear of spitting. Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. Teachers are eight times more likely to be infertile than men with any other job. Twenty-eight percent of men feel they reach sexual climax too quickly. The Ancient Greeks believed semen was stored in a man's cranium. Film legend Marlene Dietrich claimed to have slept with John F. Kennedy when she was 62. A castrated male reindeer is called a bull. In a sex study, 45 percent of American men said they prefer to make love with the light on. Only 17 percent of American women prefer it that way. It took Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette seven years to consummate their marriage. During the fil

Please Help Find Him
CHRISTOPHER ABLETT A VERIFIED MONGOL, HAS A 5 MILLION DOLLOR WARRANT OUT FOR HIS ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MY VERY BEST FRIEND. THIS SITE IS WORLD WIDE AND IN EVERY CITY. PLEASE HELP FIND HIM. YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO TURN HIM IN YOURSELF, JUST GET ME AN ADDRESS. PLEASE REPOST THIS TO. I NEED AS MANY PEOPLE TO SEE IT AS POSSIBLE. ANY HELP OR INFORMATION WILL BE APPRECIATED. I WILL BE INDEBTED TO YOU FOR LIFE. THANK YOU! MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT, KAT

Please Help Find Him
CHRISTOPHER ABLETT A VERIFIED MONGOL HAS A 5 MILLION DOLLOR WARRANT OUT FOR HIS ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MY VERY BEST FRIEND AND HEART. THIS IS A WORLWIDE SITE AND I NEED YOUR HELP. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TURN HIM IN JUST GET ME AN ADDRESS. I WILL BE INDEBTED TO YOU FOR LIFE. THANK YOU AND I APPRECIATE ANY HELP ON THIS. PLEASE REPOST!!! MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT, KAT

Women Drivers
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are. This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important cal

6 More Months
IM JUST UPDATING ON THE MAY 21, 08 BLOG ABOUT ME LEAVING ON MY BIRTHDAY. 6 MORE MONTHS TIL MY BIRTHDAY. MARCH 21. AND, ILL BE LEAVING FUBAR FOR GOOD. NEVER TO COME BACK. IVE MET ALOT OF GREAT PEOPLE ON HERE. AND I WILL MISS U ALL. UNTIL THEN, PLEASE HELP ME GET THE HIGHEST LEVEL THAT I CAN B4 MY BIRTHDAY. THANKS

Bedtime
I know you're thinkin this is guna be some sordid little message but i'm afraid you're wrong! I'm so tired now guna sleep in tomorrow oh joy! hum saturday... sounds promising! got to visit the family soon new addition... baby alphe how lame is this my uncle is called al and my aunt is call phe... why would you do that!? what if they have another child what will they call one pheal?! Sounds pervy to me!!! anyways bedtime rant over hope everyone who reads this has a peacefull sleep... ooohh and doin more photos tomorrow never know whats comin next think I need to up my game I want to be godmother asap! Also if anyone wants to buy me a blast they are more than welcome!!! love you all sweet dreams xxx

Pharohs Elimination Contest
OK SORRY FOR THE CAPS LOCK I AM NOT SHOUTING VERY LOUD. I NEED YOUR HELP NOW IN RATES ONLY ONE COUNTS SO IF YOU GOT SOME GREAT FRIENDS THAT WANT TO HELP A FU OUT I NEED IT NOW I NEED RATES TO STAY IN THE COMPETITION AND I NEED THEM ASAP. TIME IS IMPORTANT AS THE POINTS ARE SO CLOSE I HAVE SPENT 4 ENTIRE DAYS DOING THE BOMBING ON MY PIX. I NEED SOME HELP FROM MY FRIENDS. HERE IS THE LINK SINCE I HAVE NOT POSTED IT LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY. I WILL BE DOING SOME OTHER BLOGS TO LET YOU ALL KNOW HOW I DID AND IF I MADE IT TO THE FINAL ELIMINATION. I HAVE WORKED HARD AS CAN BE AND IT IS NOT FOR THE POINTS, BLAST,OR FUBUCKS IT IS BECAUSE I AM 51 AND MY LEVEL IS LOWER THAN THEIRS AND THEY ARE SO MUCH YOUNGER. OH MY DEDICATED FRIEND THAT NEEDS NO NAME PUT IN HERE WORKED HIS TAIL OFF HELPING ME AND TO MY DAUGHTER WHO TOOK OVER DOING THE POSTING OF COMMENTS WHEN I WAS TOO WORN OUT. I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR AND I HAVE ALL OF YOU TO THANK FOR IT.TO ALL THAT RATED ME I WILL GE

Situation Decides
A dream cannot be shared Contradiction holds on tightly I won't give the facts away Like the brightest shooting star Can't give the dark the light of day Situation decides It won't always hold you tightly Still your mind Is beyond the reach As a child has no plans to grow Foolish forecasts self indulgence No future only fairground rides Fear of pain desire for pleasure Situation decides It won't always hold you tightly You always seem to drive me Back inside myself Our dreams Should not be shared Fantasies are only temporary The facts never clash It surrounds me Like loves subtle protection But I can still hear The war next door Back inside myself

We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured h

Don't You Hate It When...
Don't you hate it when you meet new people... and you find they aren't who they seem to be? and they make excuses for their actions? and they tear you down just because they find it 'fun'? and they blame other people for their inability to act like an adult? and you find out they are a Democrat? and they don't consider your feelings at all? and they just want to lie about everything?

Butterfly
Life is Like A Butterfly slowly waking up from the fantasy of a dream my hand searches in vain for the dream to be a reality dreams are like a flower only when they bloom we realize how wonderful it can be! or how horrible its going to be! i sit upon a dream patiently waiting for it to bloom nurtured it for a long time, with all things good! time, i have spent! love, i have given lots of! hope, i have infused into it! confidence, i have plenty of it! from a cocoon that i built around myself i changed into a beautiful little butterfly waiting to soar into the light of the day taking my dream along with me! perched on the flower that is now my dream, i wait for it to bloom to seal my fate - life or death!

Fu Fu -fu Fu
fuwell i fuwanna fu tell u bout fusuzybeths and fusassi's fufriday funight well fu where fudo i fubeagin we fumeet at fuhendricks fufor fudinner fucame fuhome fuhad a fusmoke and fumany fudrinks and fulaughed our fuasses off ..so fuwe decided to fu go fu to fubed fubecause fuwe are fu fucked fu up so fu fuck fuya fusuzybeth and fusassi

Poem 2
thnking of us thinking of us nd wondering why why did it take me solong to find ya why do i know we are meant to be why does evrything seem so right thinking of you an destinee i know i am a father to be but why me why me thinking of wat is to come why does life go by so fast why does it always work for the best if we foget about all the rest thinking bout the future who knows wat is to happen thinking of us, thinking of us

The Specimen
Whether you believe you did it or not, I was still your specimen. Burned from the bright light of your microscope. How did I look under 32x magnification? Did you find what you were looking for? You cannot change the color of the white overcoat you wore. Cute angelic "sorry's" do not change the legacy of your lore. This was not a circular argument, Where you debate the sharpness of your scalpel. You left me with incision after incision fair maiden. Now I get to spend everyday hereafter, Thinking those precise carvings on my spirit were my self inflicted affair. Maiden explain to me exactly what about this is fair.

Atomic Love
Atomic Love Andrew and Lore, Who knew cupid was lurking in Fubar. Looking at profiles and rating them, you saw each others and it was instant 11's. Entering the Atomic Bomb Lounge, the conversation typed perfectly, you typed forever. The love emotes being exchanged back and fourth. As Alison Krauss sings, "It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart." So as you your love for each other. Bryan Addams states its best. "Now our dreams are comin true, and now nothin can take you away from me." Stephanie Fiske 9/12/08

[been Cookin]
Nothin but lentils and ... what else did I eat this week? Oh, and some leftover oats for variety. Now let me say this about lentils... -Non Foodies, you can check out here- The beauty of Lentils is that they adhere to any damn broth you're using. If I've got some spare chicken parts- I've got chicken soup lentils If I'm trying to get rid of this ... GIANT JUG OF BEEF BOULION then I've got beef flavored. A big friggin hunk of bone-in ham- hey, I'm set. I'm gonna try cookin it WITH my shank recipes... see where that takes me. Anyway- point is kids for about every 1 1/2 cups of lentils, sorted, rinsed, and inspected give em about 4 cups of your favorite broth- about 2-4 cups of meat, I put in about a table spoon of my favorite red pepper 1/2-1 table spoon (and maybe a couple seeds) of cumin a bit of salt, a bit of pepper about a table spoon of garlic salt but DAMN IT there's plenty of room for adjustment and additions. I've had this same white onion for... a damn

Between The Miles
Between The Miles by Heather Stoop Because existence can become severe in one day, just sense me and I'll be there. In the minds eye, I'm not so far away. If you hold out your hand, in the whispers, I'll become the zephyr. and besiege you. If your eye's upon the stars, in the crystalline darkness, I'll become the moon. And the light shall guide you. If you rest upon the ground, in the warmth, I'll become the grass. And embrace you. If you turn outside, in the wetness, I'll become the rain. An upon your forehead, kiss you. If you free the air, in the light of day, I'll become the sun. And smile for you. Between the miles- if you need me. If you need a friend. Let me be the friend, I want to be.

Drunk
I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE LOCAL WATERHOLE OR 2 OR 3(WAIT I GOTTA PISS)OK I`M BACK.REALLY GUYS I DON`T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AT TIMES LIKE THIS I`D JUST AS SOON FLOP THE LID DOWN AND SIT AND PISS LIKE A GIRL AT LEAST I AIN`T GOT TO CLEAN THE F--KIN PISS OFF THE STOOL OR FLOOR TOMORROW.HEY AM I ALONE HELL NO.IT`S REALLY TIME GUYS QUIT BEING SO F--KIN SELF RIGHTEOUS HELL YOU MIGHT EVEN SLIP A FART OUT WHILE YOU`RE THERE.DAMMIT I`M 50 YEARS OLD AND I REALLY AIN`T ASHAMED TO TALK ABOUT NOTHIN.LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE AN UPTIGHT EGOTISTICAL ASH--E. LIGHTEN UP SHIT HAPPENS JUST BE GLAD YOU WERE THERE TO TALK ABOUT IT WHEN YOU`RE 50.I WAS THE LOCAL WHORE DOG IN MY DAY STREAKED THE DOWN TOWN AND DID THE SHIT EVERYONE ELSE DREAMED OF DOING IN THEIR OLD AGE.I DON`T REGRET A THING I`VE DONE 3 YEARS FOR UNCLE SAM(75 TO 78)PARTIED LIKE THE BEST OF YOU SO WHEN YOU LOOK AT MY PAGE DON`T JUDGE ME TILL YOU`VE WORN MY SHOES CAUSE I`LL HAVE TO WHIP YR ASS TO GET THEM OFF YR FEET.I`VE LIVED THE GOOD DAYS.

New Hope New Desires...
What can i write when these past few days ive been at peace?... The darkness clearing from my eyes my life turning out to be better then i previously thought... I have goals i have things to work towards... I'm not perfect, no one can ever be... I will work towards the things i want most in life least what most take for granted i will gain in time... I have a new flame burning an this time it won't be extinguished this time... i only have hope love an happiness to look forward. My hands will get dirty but i will come through as i always have this time with the best of friends backing me yes you all know whom you are... Thank you for everything an all the helped you've given me. My thoughts an ideas still a bit jumbled but i know what i want an eventually i'll see that day when i'm looking up at the moon by your side an we just smile cause that moon is what kept us close through hard times.... Thinking of you always it seems.

Recipe For Making Love
How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

(diamond Dandy Randys)world Famous Maple Bacon Beer Ribs Recipe Mmmmm
(DIAMOND DANDY RANDYS) MAPLE BACON BEER RIBS RECIPE....YUMMYYYY. ------------------------------- Ze Ingredients ============== Das Ribs: 3 x 1 1/2 lb. racks ribs 3 tbsp Barbecue seasoning (use your favorite gourmet seasoning) 2 oranges, sliced 2 bottles Beer (Honey Brown Lager) Ze Sauce: 8 slices bacon, diced 6 cloves garlic, minced 1 small onion diced 1 bottle Honey Brown Lager 1/2 cup Maple Syrup 1/4 cup orange marmalade 1 cup ketchup 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper 1 tsp mustard powder 2 tbsp hot sauce 2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1/2 tsp liquid smoke salt to taste DAS DIRECTIONS ============== Step #1 Using a sharp knife diamond score the membrane on the backside of the ribs. Rub with BBQ seasoning, pressing the seasoning into the meat. (Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. ) Lay the ribs, meat side down, in a roasting pan. Lay 3 to 4 slices of orange on the back of each rib. Pour in the beer and cover with lid or aluminium

Some Say The World Will In End Fire. Some Say In Ice.
Taking shots of Ny-Quil like most chicks my age down shots of randomly assorted colorful liquor. Joy. Hoping this fucking migraine will go away. Stress does that sometimes. Since reading those stupid, horribly awesome books I've decided - if I had to choose one monster over another to "fall in love with"...I think I'd probably be a stupid girl and pick the one with less hair. And less of an anger problem. Well sort of less of an anger problem. Yeah. Vampires FTW. I really gotta get back to reading comics. Get my infatuation back for a real anti-hero like Johnny C. Or hell even finish No Man's Land. Could I be anymore of a fucking nerd? Probably not. P.s.; Hey, it's a big wall of text! If you didn't read it don't comment with something stupid trying to make you look like you have some intelligence. Idiot. P.p.s; Hey, reality. Fuck you.

Best Friend And Boyfriend
I often find myself in this role of being the best friend. To be honest I don't really mind it most of the time but it does get rather lonely. I sit and hear everyone else's wants and needs and do what I must to be a good friend and take care of what they need and all is well with the world. Me I end up alone. Every now and then I find someone to give a damn but sooner or later it always blows up in my face. I get lied to or I start getting demands, things I don't like. I've even found myself in the situation of my gf hating me because she can't come to me and bitch about her bf. It sux being the best friend. Always left on the side line convienently a phone call away. Ready at a moment's notice. Don't get me wrong, I'd do anything for my friends and I'm glad I can help them in their time of need. Thing is though, it does get lonely.

Thinking Out Loud
Is it too much to ask for people to care. Just to take a moment out of their busy day to think about someone else, or even stop to help a total stranger. When was the last time someone stopped to help a homeless person or even an elderly person. We walk down the streets of life totally oblivious to others around us. We are so concerned with the exteriors of life. When did we all get so vain? When did caring for others become a thing of the past and a total burden? We have all became so blind to the simple things in life. We pretend as we walk down the streets that we all are someone we are not. Whatever happened to showing repect to others? Whatever happened to true love and the sacried vows of marriage? When did we all forget about loving someone for who they really are and not what they can offer sexually or materialisticly. We all are so lonely and miserable deep inside because we have forgot how to look past the exterior of a person and see who they truely are.

Light Or Dark Anime...surprised Aren't You?...lol
Dark or Light anime?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Both Good and EvilUr both...thats surpriseing. Well lets hope u dont want to take over the world. lol : ) Both Good and Evil 50%Good ♥ 50%Evil!!! 50%

The Things Love Can Make You Do
Yes I found what I believe to be my Soul Mate we seem to compliment each other in every way even tho we have not met in person yet our paths crossed for a reason and the reason is so clear. I never thought that love can come in so many forms and can affect you in so many ways. Well I am a testiment to that theory because it happen to me and the woman I am in love with. Now granted we all have shared the same experinces in some form or fashion but they are unique in how they occured in your life, well in my experience we came across one anothers path and there has been so many road blocks but we blasted through all of them to remain strong and deeply in love. When you can sit on a phone with someone for hours on end and never get tired of hearing there voice or just can talk about anything well my friend you have found something special. When I say talk on the phone OMG!! I am talking about 12 1/2hrs worth yes you read right 12 1/2hrs. And when we talk time seems to just go by so fast w

What Kind Of Empath Are You?
What Kind of Empath Are You?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as UniversalYou are a Universal Empath, you possess all the qualities of the other seven empath groups. You are what is known as an "Implicate" or Imp, a product of evolutionary design and genetic mutation. You are a psychic hybrid. (from "The Book of Storms" by Jad Alexander at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Empaths/) Universal 85%Judge 85%Healer 75%Shaman 70%Fallen Angel 70%Precog 60%Artist 55%Traveler 50%

Get A Freakin' Clue!
Ok...maybe I need to clear up a few things....I came back to fubar because of some very precious friends that is on here...I am not against making new friends but I am also becoming so jaded against new people because of all the jerkwads out there that doesn't seem to get a FUCKING CLUE on how to respectfully treat a person!...wanna be my friend? then get to know me!...I don't want to give you my freakin email or IM!...Want to truly get to know me? Then I suggest you do it in the same manner that I try to get to know people...I look at ALL their pics...I look at the things they post...blogs, stash, etc....if you can't do these things then you are showing me by your actions that you don't fucking care to know me and all you want is eye candy and sex talk....if this is the case...move on down the FUCKING LINE! Don't waste my time when I can spend it on more fruitful things ....like spending time with my friends who RESPECT me and CARE about ME... thanks you for your time Love to all

Wait Here
days go by and still i dream of you, and i hope you dream of me too, there has been too many lies, and far too many goodbyes, for us to be one again. you are the first thing i think of in the morning, and the last thing i think of before slumber, oh how i wish you would pick up the phone, and just dial my number. but there is too much pain, too much time has passed, too many promises broken, and our lives have changed. so i will stay here, dreaming of you, as days go by.

Moving Back . . .
Yup . . . after 15 years of wandering around the southwest, I'm moving back to New York. The beautiful Mohawk Valley. This is something that has just come up, there's a family issue that needs the big sister to take over and fix. Well, I can't fix it, but I'll be there to pick up the pieces when it all crashes . . . and it will. So I may have a white Christmas after all. Kinda nervous.

Ike Come Ith
Hello, It's 6:43am here in Houston, Texas, September 13, 2008, and Hurricane Ike is ramming Downtown Houston. My rent thought I went to Dallas with my friends. Instead I met up with my stalker. I'm chained naked to some pipes in an abandoned warehouse near downtown. My feet are spread chained to 2 different set of pipelines. My hands are cuffed together so I can type, and a chain connects them the a huge pipe He left me my computer and cell card, but took my He left all the lights on, and a trail of esctasy to a pile of other drugs. I've taken all the e that i can reach. Power went out about 2 hours ago. I won't be on long right now my battery is at 73%. I'm waiting for the e to kick in. luv u Tara

Nikki's Dance
Dance Let’s dance, On the surface of the moon With our heartbeats the rhythm Of the night. Let’s dance, Arm in arm in one embrace Two friends entwined as one Through the love of two. Let’s dance, Cheek to cheek smile entranced Whispering consideration of each Thinking as one. Let’s dance, Until we go crazy With desire sharing one breath, Being one body. Let’s dance, Like swans for life Eternally spoken for Never to want another. Let’s dance For each other’s sake Not thinking of oneself but two, A tango. Let’s dance, One for two – two as one. Let’s dance Just me and you…. Poet

Comes A Point
I never write my own blogs i always find good information about the lifestyle and post it...poems that move me or people i give props to....Today I am going to inspire myself! Due time dammit. I like to say i am broken hearted I like to say I feel the burn in my soul, that I am lost, unkept a mess. I am not. I may feel free, in an odd sort of deversion. Lies come forth, realization of reality that I knew was always happening was told to me. Other women come to me tell me I AM THE FOOL. I wont be played, I will be loved, cherished, honored, things you could never put forth to me. no mail ever came, no one showed up at my door, at my hardest times I find out where you really are...thank you to all my girls for showing and telling me things i would have never seen. My heart it may have broke if i let it. But I never hate I just walk away and know I can be loved and cherished, honored, admired, and be someone else's prize possesion......Thanks again girls for all the info

Doing Away With Top Friends
I've decided to do away with it...How can I put a number on people that I'm close too...I can't..There are many people on here that I love to hear from and chat with...But to label all a number is completely unfair...Those on my family list...I'm closer too...And..there again...they are not numbered...And won't be...Each one special to me in one way or another...Some more than others for obvious reasons... I apologize if this hurts anyone's feelings...It's not meant to do that...I find that keeping people numbered hurts more feelings...

Cajun Sex
Those Southeners... Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back

Her Brother Was The Generous One!
Never Judge. 'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open another line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card onto the counter and quickly walked out of the store. Everyone in the checkout line watched as she began running to her car. Never looking back, she got in and drove away. Minutes later a young man walked into the store. He went up to the cashier an

*revelations*
You hurt me once, you hurt me twice, but all I did was shut my eyes from the reality which everyone can see that I love you more than you love me. ?? i hate the fact that you say you miss me, but you dont do anything about it ?? Be my weekend lover. Be my spur-of-the-moment crush. I want you like a bad habit. But I'm just not good enough. ?? It's hard to watch people change right in front of you. But the worst part is remembering who they used to be. ?? it's funny how most people become who they promised they would never be. ?? Don't settle for the one who kisses your ass. Wait for the one who pushes your buttons & pisses you off on a daily bases. Love isn't suppose to be easy. It's suppose to be worth it ?? Don't come running to me when that girl puts a hole through your heart again, because I'll just walk away and leave you stranded. Just like you left me when I needed you the most. ?? I'm mad at myself, not you. I'm mad for always being nice; always aplogizing for thin

*best Divorce Letter*
Best Divorce Letter Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me any more, you don't want sex any more or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me any more, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It 's true that you and I have been married for

Remember Them
Turn up your volume too theres a song! .. You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean

Haha
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something 'exciting' and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so 'exciting' about a period?' 'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, Daddy got mad, and the boy next door joined the Navy.. so what do you think naughty&precioussub fu o/by"Hypnotic Star"& "fu o/of: Inkman876&Lostsoul&I am queen&ilov@ fubar

Today
Well Im not realy a bloger but maybee I shoudl start doing them.. to help me out with my own mind..... Today I got to sleep in wich was F`in a AWESOME!!!! Now I have to go get a shower and then off to work.....lol yep thats my blog...

Why
i have been on fubar for awhile now.i have gotten to know some amazing people!!....i have gave being in a leveling group a try..didnt work..i have helped being co-founder to a leveling group..that didnt work out either..i am a very strong minded person..i let my stubbberness get in the way of alot of things....which brings me to the reason for this blog....there is a special person to me on here, that i have hurt....and to you i say............i am very sorry for what i did !!!..i know i let you down...i know i cant make up for it..all i can say is im sorry ..the rest is up to you....

Poetry
Fear is an understatement when this feeling rises from this pit I call a soul. It starts as an itch in the back of my mind, slowly growing into a chill of unknown sorrow. With confused turmoil I struggle I try and quell these emotions, locking them away in some dark unknown corner of my sanity. Like an eruption of loathing it hits my body with potent force, bringing me to my knees and enveloping me with this saddness. I fall into the memories of the past and see the man I was before. Like a reflextion in the mirror I watch directionless steps at his feet, knowing soon they will bring him to a new path. I see determination in his eyes, and a kind of newborn hunger for life and all the great things that follow. I sink back to myself with a heavy heart, staring now at my true self. A hollow shell of what once was, seeing the same face but a bitter hatered deep down. How did this boy die only to give way to this hell storm of a man. I'm no longer who I once was and have no idea of who stan

The Pure Surf
I pretend to show, I dream on unended oceans. White water blowing through you, cleansing your soul from that tainted hell. So pure as an angels soul, I giggle foolishly for hours. An ache in my belly, a yearning for the pure like gods touch. My morbid soul whisked away, where the drugs they greatly fail. Wind blows cools the heat of the day. To end that day how the dolphins play.

I Fall
Endless waves of emotion pass through my body. What a strange feeling it is, so real I hold it in the palm of my hand. I fling it into the night sky to takes its place among the stars. A warmth envelopes my heart as it is now everlasting. With a second look I see the fine lines of her face. I close my eyes and feel the softness of her lips to mine. The waves hit me harder. Drinking in her lips I grow drunk. I turn to walk away and find her holding my hand. My heart falls into a warm abyss, and myself only wanting to fall even deeper

Flatland
From this singular vantage In four dimensional space, Your body strapped together By your senses, Tuned to atomic clock time, Discern if you can The edge of your dear world; Within its bounds Between surge of sap flow And rusting of vine, The unexpected will unfold, The inevitable will arrive-- All eyes will glaze, Flesh become horridly cold, The signs well documented, And then-- What then becomes of us? At breaking of first light Begins our drowning In this black bottomless sea Of stars mercilessly falling Inside us; On this möbius Of secrets well-protected, This double-hinged world, With vanity With fear We strain to breach The great invisible divide Which will rupture But once In that blind conclusive Moment Of every thing we know. How much less than nothing-- Or more--is death? A strange, dark cove-- A dimensionless hole Void of touch Sound Single ray of light-- Like the dead Empty Space Behind your head And mine, No blossoming

Why Do Women Run From Kids?
why do women like guys till they find out they have kids? what make children such a turn off that women dont want nothing to do with you? just wondering every time i talk to a woman its all happy go lucky but then when the kids are mentioned the switch is flipped. what is this? the way i see it though is my kids are my life and anyone that knows me knows this. i am a package deal and they are the package. what is wrong with a father be just that? a father? i mean alot of these guyare making babies and leaving them before they are born, but a man that wnt to be in their kids life and wants to be a dad has to be lonley with out companionship, ohhhh well its worth the sacrifice to be my kids dad and not put them through another fucked up relationship.

Heaven Gained An Angel Today
Heaven gained an angel today as Naomi Dadisman left our world to join her heavenly father. Though I have only had her in my life for 5 years, I came to know and love her very much. She loved me, I know that and I value every moment I was able to spend with her. It's funny the things you think of when you lose someone.... I remember the last time I saw her, not quite a year ago. We were standing in her kitchen getting ready to leave for North Carolina and she hugged me, and gave me a look that I will never forget. I know now that it was because it was the last time I would see her. I will always cherish the relationship we formed, and cherish the love and respect she gave me. If you had known her, you would know how much that really means because she was very picky about who she liked and didn't. I remember too, the first time I met her. I was scared to death because I knew she never approved of anyone Dave brought home. She started talking about the bible, and she was

Check It
ever look at kids cartoons or cereal boxes? there is some crazy shit goin on here i need to point out. ok lets start, first golden smacks, first of all sugar bear is all fucked up in the eyes, his shit is all half open and shit. not to mention a big spoon with a golden drip comin out it, ( can someone say herione). rice crispies is snap crackle and pop. snap is snorting, crackle is cooking then smoking, and pop is shooting it. and the fucking cereal is supposed to be full of little voices telling me stuff. the flintstones is full of yellin at ur wife, scooby doo is all strung out on the "scoobie snacks", I cant even begin to tell you how fucked up Gumby is i mean cmon gumby prickle and goo? bugs is a part time cross dresser, daffy fucks his friends over all the time for his own personal gain. the more i watch the more i see add to this blog if you see something i havent yet.

Im Gettin Married!!!!!!!!!
Please join Broken Angel and DJ Azriel in celebrating their Fu-Wedding Monday 8:00PM Eastern at Dragon's Jewels Click the dragon below to enter HOSTED BY METALLURGY AND (repost of original by '¡ metallurgy ¡ ~ » head bartender @ gods forsaken radio «' on '2008-09-13 14:08:17')

The Results Are In
hey simply i am sorry hun but after all ur effort ur points was 21834 and Trin points were 25035 making her the winner but i dont feel like u lost as i know that u are a cool friend and i would do a contest of urs or play in another of mine that will be more fun and i appreciate all that u have done wow u gave it a run for the money Pharoh

Bear Raids Pot Farm
Garfield County Sheriff Danny Perkins says they got some unexpected help from a large black bear. Perkins says the bear raided an illegal pot farm. Deputies found pipes chewed in half, cans with bear teeth marks and food containers torn apart. Perkins says repeated visits by the bear apparently scared off the pot growers. Deputies found nearly 900 young marijuana plants. Sheriff Perkins jokes he might deputize the bear if he can find it.

Need 10 People Right Now
HELP A FRIEND WIN A BLAST TONIGHT BY SIMPLY CLICKING ON THIS LINK TONIGHT, SAYING "JOEFREEDOM SENT ME" AND JOIN THE LOUNGE. EASY AS THAT! SERIOUSLY! PLUS!!! EVERYTIME I SEE THAT HAPPEN I WILL BUY A ROUND! LET'S PARTY! CLICK THIS LINK TO GO THERE NOW

Let The Fun Begin... *stolen From Brand X*
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Now Why Would He Go And Do Something Like This! Help Him!
I have gone and entered a tattoo contest that is based on rates and comments. So I am asking if you could please drop by and rate the pic and leave a few comments. Thanks to all in advance!!! RATES WILL EQUAL TO 10 POINTS PER RATE COMMENTS WILL EQUAL TO 5 POINTS PER COMMENT So just clink the link below!!!! This bully brought to you by ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~@ fubar

Tool Bottom
Holy shit, seeing the words to this thanks much TOOL it feels as if it describes my life... runs to look at the song now.. Compassion is broken now. wounds, theyre openin now. Desire is broken now. makes me feel ugly. On my knees and burning. my piss and moans are fuel that set my head on fire. I set my head on fire. smell my soul, its burning. Broken, lookin up I see the enemy. And I have swallowed the poison you feed me. But I survived on the poison you feed me. Guilt fed. hatred fed. weakness fed. It makes me feel ugly. Im on my knees, Im burning. my piss and moans are human. I set my head on fire. Im dead inside. Shit adds up. shit adds up. shit adds up. Shit adds up at the bottom. If I let you, you would make me destroy myself. in order to survive you, I must first survive myself. i Can sink no further, and I cannot forgive you. theres no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to Erase you. Ive gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pai

1 Year Ago (rip Dad)
one year ago today is when we lost you dad, you went to a better place, free from pain, free from suffering, free from this world, you have been miss by those who care, those who did not forgot what time it was, no phone calls, no messages, thats ok dad, like when you were alive, those who cared, still care, those who live you helped, bye knowing you are still here, its been a year, its been hard, wish you were hear, i still need more guiedence, i have done as you asked, i have taken care of the family, now its time for me to go, rest in peace dad, love bedrock

What Generation Do I Belong In?
You Belong in Generation X You fit in best with people born between 1961 and 1981. You are fun, laid back, and very independent. You are willing to take risks and live your life however you see fit. You are casual, accepting, and friendly. You see everyone as your equal. What Generation Do You Belong In?

T&l Member List (plz Let Me Know If I Missed Anyone?)
Welcome to the the Thunder & Lightning Levelers Member's List All New members Must Fan, Rate and Add to Friends all listed. Please Add Co-Founders to Friends & Family The Co-Founders are: LilBamaGirl LilBamaGirl@ fubar CinDragon CinDragon@ fubar Blue Homepage Thunder & Lightning Leveler's. Have you been Thunder Struck!!! No Blank Adds@ fubar Blue Homepage Team Captain's ~Lynne~@ fubar *NOVA*@ fubar BrattyBytch@ fubar Club Mystic giveaway homepage Club Mystic!~sister family to Thunder&Lightning Levelers!@ fubar Club Mystic Team Captain's Gµññý-§ @ fubar ~SouthernBaby~@

Redneck Home Security
Redneck Home Security 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Duke & Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. P. S. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. 'INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!

Lakotah “indian” Nation Attempted Withdrawal From Us
WASHINGTON — The Lakota Indians, who gave the world legendary warriors Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse, have withdrawn from treaties with the United States. “We are no longer citizens of the United States of America and all those who live in the five-state area that encompasses our country are free to join us,” long-time Indian rights activist Russell Means said. A delegation of Lakota leaders has delivered a message to the State Department, and said they were unilaterally withdrawing from treaties they signed with the federal government of the U.S., some of them more than 150 years old. The group also visited the Bolivian, Chilean, South African and Venezuelan embassies, and would continue on their diplomatic mission and take it overseas in the coming weeks and months. Lakota country includes parts of the states of Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Montana and Wyoming. The new country would issue its own passports and driving licences, and living there would be tax-fr

Like My Tatts ?? Please Read !
RATES= 10 POINTS COMMENTS = 5 POINTS. PLEASE GO SHOW ME LUVIN ! ALL LUV APPRECIATED . CLICK ON LINK BELOW. ~BOSSLADY~ MUAHZ **IF YOU CAN'T RATE/COMMENT THEN PLEASE ADD HOSTESS "SWEETS" SHE IS A REALLY KOOL LADY *** My Swag - T.I. ft. Wyclef Jean

What's My Name's Hidden Meaning?
What Geneva Means You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you. You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day...

Come Bid On These Fus You Know You Wanna
HEY YALL WANNA OWN THESE FUS WELL HERES YOU CHANCE IT WILL GO ON FOR A WEEK SO COME BID ON THESE FUS CLICK ANY PIC ABOVE TO BID ON THESE FUS REPOST OFTEN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rough Sex
Rough Sex fact's Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand...................

Whew!
I'm all moved! OMG I never wanna do that again!! To move within the same city / town is one thing, but to relocate to a different state?? Anyway, thank goodness it's done. My family made the drive from IL to OH the Friday before Labor Day, we got the moving truck, got'er loaded, left about 8:30pm Saturday, made some stops along the way for a power nap, breakfast, etc.and got here about 9:30am Sunday. We're staying with my parents right now to give me time to get a job and get some bills paid off before I get my own place. I worry about invading everyone elses space plus I gotta have my own too, but its definitely a break I needed. Also, jobs here dont pay as well but the cost of living is considerably less too. I'll just feel alot better when I have a job so I know what I'm gonna be up against. Even though I grew up here, I've been away for 20 yrs, so it's gonna be alot of culture shock though between weather, overall atmosphere, etc. I'm tryin to track down old high school friends

Me
Where you gonna be tomorrow? How you gonna face the sorrow? Where you gonna be when you die? 'Cause nothing's gonna last forever And things they change like the weather They're gone in the blink of an eye Just look at yourself, can you see where you are? Look at yourself, now you can't hide the scars. Just look at yourself 'cause there's nowhere to go And you know... Tomorrow You're gonna have to live with the things you say Tomorrow You'll have to cross bridges that you burned today Tomorrow... And everything you do, it's coming back for you You'll never outrun what waits for you Tomorrow. And are you terrified by sadness? And have you given into madness? You're running out of places to hide 'Cause everybody's got a reason To justify how they're feeling Maybe you should open your eyes Just look at yourself, do you like what you see? Look at yourself, is this how it should be? Just look at yourself, 'cause there's nowhere to go And you'll know To

Wake Up People
ISSUE JOHN McCAIN BARACK OBAMA Favors new drilling offshore US Yes -McCain No-Obama Will appoint judges who interpret the law not make it Yes McCain No Obama Served in the US Armed Forces Yes McCain No Obama Amount of time served in the US Senate 22 YEARS McCain 173 days Obama Will institute a socialized national health care plan No McCain Yes Obama Supports abortion throughout the pregnancy No McCain Yes Obama Would pull troops out of Iraq immediately No McCain Yes Obama Supports gun ownership rights Yes McCain No Obama Supports homosexual marriage No McCain Yes Obama Proposed programs will mean a huge tax increase No McCain Yes Obama Voted against making English the official language No McCain Yes Obama Voted to give Social Security benefits to illegals No McCain Yes Obama CAPITAL GAINS TAX MCCAIN 0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples). McCain does not propose any change in existing home sales income tax

The Giving And Taking Of Power
The power exchange, Control taken. Not just of ones self, Mind, body and soul. A gift given in trust, Love and devotion. To be cherished, Loved and protected. Knowing ones limits, Testing and retesting. Pushing just a little further, To achieve beyond ones wildest dreams. Dominance and submission, Together as a pair. Both given and receiving, Like a breath of air.

Omg! No Way!
Why should the girls have all the fun? Show this Wicked Master Vampire your devotion Restrictive wants to have the Spotlight Won't you help him out? Rate, add, fan or Bling him Help him get the Spotlight! LETS GET HIM THERE! Restrictive™@ fubar

My Bully
7Th cïrclë Øƒ hëll OMG ONOZ... DJ Metal Is On Air Only In Hell.... Get In Here Before He Sets The Rest Of Fubar On Fire!!!! Join Us In Hell Where We Know The Meaning Of Family While You Are Here... Kick Back & Relax With Some Of The Best People On Fubar We Are Hiring For Staff For All Positions, Inquire Within..... We See You So Get In Here Already! (click here to enter if you dare) (repost of original by '~Twï§TëÐ ÐrÅgØn hübbY ïn lïfë fü TØ ïnkëÐÅngël ~Enforcer& Co Owner of 7th Circle of' on '2008-09-14 08:53:13')

Generous Friends
This pimpout is for all the generous friends that donated to help get me the Spotlight! Please Show them lots of luv! ♦DeViLiSh DeSiRe♦Slave To GARY&CAPPY~Don't Try & Fix Me I'm NOT BrOkEn~@ fubar Vanessa Proundly owns ^Sin^ - Proud Member of Spankers Club & G-Spot Levelers@ fubar {{!Starry!}} Slave 2 GARY!@ fubar Choppie ~Spankers~@ fubar Boone Is Engaged To Sweet Judy In Real Life!@ fubar kenny the concert man@ fubar Fawny~greeter @Sixth Sense~proud witch~House of Rhyme@ fubar juice box™@ fubar S3XYCRICKET COOWNER OF THE SINFUL PLAYBOYS & MEMBER OF THE SARGES BAD GIRLS FuOwndByBlueEyedBrat@ fubar Happy Women-G-Spot Levelers

I May Have It Right This Time
I have the right to set limits, and expect them to be respected. I have the right to adjust these limits at any time, with notice to you. I have the right to expect you to push them, to force me to create new limits and boundaries. I have the right to privacy. I expect you to be concerned about time we spend apart, but I expect you to understand that I am a person, separate from you, and thusly having problems and situations in my life that I will not need your help with. I have the right to expect you will respect me for my independence and not criticize me for it. I have the right to ask you for help, should I need it. I have the right to be trusted, providing I have earned it, and I have the right to expect you to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. I have the right to ask things of you, and have you listen to my requests. I have the right to ask for your attention, without having to misbehave to get it. I have the right to ask you to contribute as much to th

The Wave
The Wave By Tom Ruttan The bike's passenger seat swept up just enough that I could see over my father's shoulders. That seat was my throne. My dad and I traveled many back roads, searching for the ones we had never found before. Traveling these roads just to see where they went. Never in a rush. Just be home for supper. I remember wandering down a back road with my father, sitting on my throne watching the trees whiz by, feeling the rumble of our bike beneath us like a contented giant cat. A motorcycle came over a hill toward us and as it went by, my father threw up his gloved clutch hand and gave a little wave. The other biker waved back with the same friendly swing of his left wrist. I tapped my father on his shoulder, which was our signal that I wanted to say something. He cocked his helmeted ear back slightly while keeping his eyes ahead. I yelled, "Do we know him?" "What?" he shouted. "You waved to him. Who was it?" "I don't know. Just another guy on a bike. So I w

Indeed....
So, once again, I was wrong and Someone was right. I won't say Who. Perhaps two Someones were both right...that's more likely. You know, when you're young, you think that you know everything...and even if you're intelligent enough to be aware that you don't know everything, you still usually think that you know which decision is the right one to make, and most people cannot be dissuaded from those youthful decisions....until they realize on their own that they were wrong. However, normally, when someone tells you something, and you refuse to listen, and then it turns out that they were right all along....if that happens, with the same Someone, on several occasions...you'd think that after a while you would learn to listen to the Someone. However, I still don't listen. I mean, I listen more now than I did before, that's for sure. At least I think I do. But many times I am, in fact, though I disagree with others who say it, quite stubborn. I don't mean to be stubborn. I t

Rain And Music
So, we're getting hit with the leftovers of Ike. What am I going to do? Stand out in the rain and watch Apocalyptica perform! hahahahahahaha Seriously, they're playing an outdoor show with some other bands that I don't give a rat's ass about. I already bought my tickets so I'm gonna get me a poncho and stand out in this crap for 45 minutes! LMAO Thank God my camera has a good zoom! LMAO

Sickkiedoll/ Tankgirl..a Traitorous Whore
Well apparently I'm the new topic of Dominy Hogan's new rants. I believe it's all stemming from the fact that I wouldn't come visit her in Oakland a few weeks ago. She also has ran her cock sucker about Porn too because he mwould'nt drive to nigger town to put it too the OLD NASTY JUNKIE RACE TRAITOR WHORE! She claims to be Proud and White yet she's slept with dirty spicks like Mike Muir and her buddy down the street an Armenian douche bag well just call him Slapnuts! I often wonder how her husband would feel about her sleeping with MUDS? Hope fully she can quit the tweeking and pull the syringe out of her arm long enough to detox and come back to reality. And then the funniest part of it all... is this mud loving whore had the nerve to threaten my life.. Well my dear Dominy Hogan.... You know my address come to my door at anytime... you're always wlcome. But too bad you could'nt answer the phone when i was in LA friday and saturday... you could've come and made me disappear.. lol or a

Mutual Trust Respect And Understanding
So there are some of you on my Fubar that have had or still have feelings for me an interest in me or whatever the case may be. I am not at all sorry to say that i am happily taken, i can honestly say that i do not think i have ever been this happy in my entire life. She is all that i could ask for and then some. It all started with a deep abiding friendship and then went from there. There is an awesome foundation of mutual trust respect and understanding from there it has just blossomed. I have known her for over a year now and we both never saw this coming. We had never been nor thought of each other as more then friends she was in a relationship as was i. We had a mutual respect for each others abilities with horses, hers for training mine for identifying great conformation on sight. Not too mention each others ambitions for a horse farm, then we realised that we were talking about the exact same thing a working breeding and training horse farm of black and white paint hor

Hdpetesultra ~tattoo Contest
OUR LOVED & GENEROUS HDPetesUltra is in a TATTOO BOMBING & RATE CONTEST...... HE NEVER ASKS US FOR ANYTHING YET HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE TO LEVEL US UP OR DO WHATEVER WE NEED OR JUST TO MAKE US SMILE...... LET'S SHOW HIM SOME LOVE IN RETURN BY RATING HIS PIC & DROPPING SOME COMMENTS!!!!

And Yet......
And Yet I Die by me. I see the stars sparkling so bright, Within the moon kissed sky. I hear the lark so sweetly sing, Amidst the morning dawn. I smell the flower full in bloom, And see their royal pomp. And yet some place so deep within, I'm shrouded and I'm closed. The brilliance there I can't see, In mists of misery. Enshrined inside, unable thus, To touch the warmth without. I gaze upon this passion spent, And yet . . . Inside I die Again i am alone……… Mrrcp2007

My Love
My Love by me You are my life, You are my everything, I will climb the highest mountains, I will cross the roughest seas, I will cross valleys, I will do anything for you, Feel my heart beat for you, feel what i feel, My heart achs for your touch, your warm embraces, your tender kisses, You are my life, you are everything to me, though we are many miles apart, I will never stop loving you, though we are oceans apart, I will never stop longing for you, My heart cries for your touch, your warm embraces and tender kisses, My love, my life, You are everything to me, I will do anything for you, I will give my life to be in your arms, I love you To my sweet and tender Darling Mrrcp 2008

To My Beloved Cat...pepi
little cat called pepi By me for pepi little Pepi. no more will i see you, little cat, waiting at the door to go out or in like other days before i won’t hear the whisper of your tiny white paws moving, gliding silent over the kitchen floor, and i won’t feel the lick from from your sandpaper tounge or the purr when you lay contended and alseep and i won’t see you anymore. little Pepi, your gone. Now your in Heaven little Pepi, but for 8 week´s you made this Earth a more bareable place to live in .......... mrrcp2007

My Poem
My Poem By me My heart bleeds out ink, Which my hand smears onto paper. Drip by drip comes Word by word. Every poem is trying to heal the wound That makes my heart bleed. My tears form as words. These dry cheeks Still haven’t felt that salty tear drop And still I can feel that tear build up behind my eyes. So my hand works extra hard To try and cover this page, With words I turn into poems. My Blood and Tears Are words and Sentences Which I give out to all to share And to feel that little bit less alone In this world. My heart bleeds out ink……….. Mrrcp2007

Still Bleeding
Scars Still Bleeding by me Scars Still Bleeding My skin is intact But there are scars you don't see Scars on wounds still festering, Scars still bleeding on a soul Hurt and damaged to often. I keep looking for something, someone Who will mend these wounds, Be my salve and salvation, Soothe away the pain that goes deep within, Bandage up my soul, like new, And kiss it all better. I don't know that this person exists, The one with the power to heal All the scars I carry inside me, So for now I just lick my wounds, And wait. Mrrcp 2006

Feelings.....
Please don't tell me not to cry Please don't say there was a reason why You don't know what I am feeling Or how much I hurt The wet spots are from tears on the collar of this shirt You think I should go on with life Forget about it and be strong But deep down I am sad, and don't want to go along I don't expect you to understand why For no apparent reason I break down and start to cry My life has changed forever, you see And that is why I am not acting like the same old me So please don't try to act like nothing happened Because it's changed my life forever I will never be the same again Not today, not tomorrow, but never The best thing you can do for me is just be there Just like always, my friend My broken heart is hurting bad And it will never mend

Lette 4 Lyfe...
Lette 4 Lyfe... I stand out in the crowd, My face painted and my voice loud, Hatchet raised to the sky, People always wondering why, Listening to the words of each song, Knowing that they aren't wrong, I face you eye to eye, Some hoping that I would die, Sorry to say that I will forever live, Knowing that soon you will forgive, How can you stare me down as you do, I speak of certain things to you, I raise my axe with pride, Jugglette For Life till the day I die.

Sadness
you dont know the meaning of pain till' you find out that your close friend was raped for 7 years... by daddy dearest and forced upon tears... you dont know the meaning of pain, till' you find out that your close friend was raped again... but now by her neighbor... you dont know the meaning of pain... till' you find out that she wont let you help her out...

Sad Day If Obama Wins
If our country allows someone to lead who has no experience then it will be a sad day.I am not happy with both choices but McCain is our best bet.I look around and our country has gotten to feel safe.Obama will be a target because his lack of knowledge and experience.

Won't Leave
Ever had this feeling that keeps taking over, taking over your body and mind. One that haunts you and won't let you leave it behind. I want to leave it behind and say goodbye but it keeps coming back and wanting to thrive. Thrive off of all that is bad and evil. Showing its horns and taking its people. The hurt that it brings is no good to all but it keeps coming back and standing real tall. I push it away more and more each day but it keeps coming back more and more to stay.

Life In General
Life can be too clouded to see; Like in a fog just off shore. Lighthouses are those people who guide us; Lighting our way around rocks and barriers. Life brings experience. Life brings; Loves first touch Peace of mind Joy's pure light Hardships galore Life-may never know what can come flying in; From any direction the wind may blow. Life is like a sail at sea; Never know where the wind will take you next. Life – is an experience to have to the fullest; Live today – die tomorrow Who knows That's life

Women's Safety Tips
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were > interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and > here are some interesting facts: > > 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim > is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman > with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can > easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a > woman with long hair . Women with short hair are not > common targets.. > > 2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will > look for women who's clothing is easy to remove > quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically > to cut clothing. > > 3) They also look for women on their cell > phone, searching through their purse, or doing other > activities while walking because they are off-guard and can > be easily overpowered. > > 4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early > morning, between 5: 00a.m. And 8:30a.m. > > 5) The number one place women are abduct

My Late Husbands Poem He Got Published In A Book Before He Passed
Fireman I'm a fireman I hear the tones and i go No questions asked we just show To help the people that called To save a life big or small A fireman I am, proud and strong Like an angel, no thanks I seek To save a life is all the thanks I need Written By: David D. Nolan My husband wrote this poem along with many others before he passed away. He had a passion for firefighting and also showing his feelings by writing poetry and this is just a piece of one of his many talents that he had.

You Promised
Walking through dead grass With you still on this mind My hearts pounding in my chest Your touch it needs to find Everyones in slow motion Heart just laying on my sleeve Most people see it broken Yet you can't see it bleed Somehow I'm still looking I never find your face People tell me "You'll do better" But no one fills your empty place With tears in my eyes And these cracks on my heart I feel i wasted all my tries Just to be torn a part I finally found your eyes But to look it seemed to kill Lost feeling in my stomach Body suddenly Ill. You just kept on walking Like I was a stranger to ignore What you still don't even know Is that now I need you more Whats sad is now your done But I still stand here waiting My mind fighting with my heart They keep on debaiting Anything I wanted to find I believe I found in you But You said you didn't care You said Fuck it you're through Everything froze my mouth sewed shut I'm bleeding uncontrolably

Im Bad
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

What Age Do You Act?
What Age Do You Act?20-30 years oldYou are full of aspirations and believe that the world is your oyster. You are mature enough to pave your own way, but yet young enough to still be excited about what the future holds. You're always in a hurry like most 20-30 year olds are.Personality-Emotion Quizzes (it should read 20-30 rock on!!!!!!!!!)

Would You
If I were to disappear If I were to die either By accident or By my own hand Would you miss me? Would you think of me? If I were to just up and leave Would you wonder Where I went Or what I was doing No probably not You have your own life And there for you Would continue on With out giving me another Thought

News
The Wrestling Observer is reporting that Vince McMahon has decided to pull Randy Savage as a playable character in the upcoming "Legends of Wrestlemania" video game which is slated to be released by THQ next March. Savage, who competed in 9 out of the first 10 Wrestlemania's and won the WWF Championship at two of them, is being regarded by THQ as a huge loss to the video game. In addition to Savage, McMahon has also made the decision to pull Mick Foley from the game even though his character had already been created. McMahon made the decision following Foley's departure from WWE and announcement that he has signed with TNA. Several other names were also removed from the game at McMahon's request, but those names have yet to be released.

Forever In A Moment...
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your love's blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Lets get lost in each other Touching, tasting, exploring We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our time Want me like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

I Got Birds...
My front yard has a pine tree that is seventy-five feet tall if it's a foot. It's so tall the branches don't start growing out of the trunk for the first twenty feet up. You wouldn't know it's even there unless you notice the trunk, or just happen to 'look up' for what ever reason... It's not serving me any purpose at all. I mean,.. it's a pine tree. It doesn't make pine-apples, just pinecones, and their not even the kind a person with a whole lot of time on their hands could possibly make Xmas decorations with. It's a pinon pine and the cones resemble little "dog logs" laying around on the ground. In fact, I've tripped over my self a few times around here thinking I am about to step in dog doo-doo, and while quickly side stepping around it, trip and step on it anyway, wrenching by back then damning the thing cause it fooled me into thinking it was a puppy nugget. It's like,.. I am more miffed about being 'fooled' than the option of squishy dog goo pasted on the bottom of m

Mustache Coloring
So I am riding my motorcycle the other day and I look in a side mirror to check for traffic. I see my face in the mirror and am disappointed that my mustache appears so....grayish..."Damn I look old," I say. I remember being in a drug store one time and seeing a product for men that is a hair coloring for mustache and beards. I go get a box of this stuff 'light brown' to match my natural color. It seems that the obligations in my life, especially to the people I care for and love, not to mention the animals, keeps me in constant state of, short on time, too much to do...In the case of buying hair dye it's no exception. I ran into the drug store on my way to work and grabbed it. I took about 30 seconds reading the instructions while driving the rest of the way to work. Speaking of work, I am a meat cutter in a market, used to be called a butcher in the day when markets bought half beef sides and cut the poor thing up into all kinds of product. Now days shops get cases of precut chunk

Saturn
The planet Saturn is blowin everybody away right now. 20 years ago Voyager 1 and 2 saw a perfect hexagon shape 1,500 miles wide over the north pole of the planet. This is a bit strange cuz there is a constant grand a mile per hour hurricane blowin on Saturn every day. The South pole looks fine, or like it should, you know, a huge eye of the huricane circular in shape, like what you'd expect. First NASA scientists figured the hexagon at the north was just a fluke, or like a mirage playing with our limited perceptions. The bets are off now with the new Cassini spacecraft shootin pictures of the north pole and the hexagon is still there. "We haven't seen a (geometric) feature like this anywhere else on any other planet," said Cassini scientist Kevin Baines of the NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. "It's unbelievable." I figure the Saturnites must be freakin out right now. They go and spend all this time and money to create the ultimate "keep out" sign by manufacturing and maintaining a

Chat Lingo..
Believe it or not, LooseCanon's never been much of a chatter. Now with blog sites, friend chat sites, dating sites, I am hammering the keyboard everyday... I even managed to get a 'instant message' software to work on this thing...It took awhile..I got 'dial up'...Go ahead, say it.."Get up to speed Grandpa"...Feel better? It's not my fault really...Living in the sticks I am too far out for cable or DSL...It's not a 'viable business decision' for big outfits to extend themselves into rural areas.. There is the advent of satellite coming down the pike though... I may find a way to get some major Kb's yet...It's expensive though. I will probably have to trudge on with 28Kb's for another year or so considering the pay check I get in the 'writing industry'... Oh that reminds me...I wonder why on my blog sites all the front page ads are about sex sites? I don't have a single Greenpeace, Save the Environment, or World Hunger ad going... Maybe it's my bad...I've got to do som

Balboa Park
I am the kind a guy who wakes up in the morning and feels invincible.. Like there is nothing I can't do... I've been known to remodel an entire room in the house before anybody else wakes up... Yep, the energizer bunny...That's me. Only problem is I'm not invincible. In fact, the same guy that wakes up everyday with a constant hard on, is the same guy who last night just before he snuffed out his last cigarette of the day, lit the filter end by mistake. My latest scheme was to take two disabled women in wheelchairs for an outing to Balboa Park. That's in San Diego. Next to the zoo. The women are living in a Skilled Nursing Facility (nursing home) in a suburb of Diego. I didn't just walk in and pick out two strangers either. Which to my credit means I actually gave this idea some forethought instead of doing my usual 'fools rush in' approach. One of the women's name is Shirley and the other is Donna..... Shirley is sixty two years and Donna is maybe forty five. Don

The Love Of My Life..
The love of my life is near,...here,...right here,... in my soul,.... Thoughts of her dictate my heart beat. She is illusive, a constant wet dream flirting between conscious and subconscious....triggering my smiles, my laughter, my response to life,....my reflexion,....my pain, my compassion. She deprives me,...she uplifts me,....she hurts me,...she fills me,....causing my soul to ache, causing my body to tremble.... ...I have nothing to give her...and she the same.... ...There is only the constant burning, throbbing desire to "take"...Take her body to feed my body, take her soul to meld with mine....My love is a selfish love, a self centered love, bordering on decadence, full of lust, concern, and worry..... She is my yin,...she is my yang.....She is the vesicle by which I launch my vision to the world.. She is the beginning, the end, and the bell that tolls the hours of my day.

Her Titties
u might have heard from your ma it aint proper to call a woman's breasts tatas or funbags or bazongas ladies its embarassing to hear them named after chumbawumba(s). High beams head lights Baby can I see them tonight? Holmes and Watson Bert and Ernie men are pigs when they refer to your mammories.... and when they sing "Thanks For The Mammories" Speaking for myself ladies I admire them because they are so pretty Any season or city Tall, short, fat or skinny I love women like my mommy I wouldn't speak brash or indiscreetly I nod or wave and try to be gentlemenly Yet I have to be honest I have a favorite term and it's common as it is silly when I refer to those beautiful things I like to say 'titties' White and creamy with brown areolas also there's brown on brown saucers and some others do without there's no reason that they cant be Perky, proud some w/ sag in their swag Close to the chest and some are like your handbag And they make me smile a

Troops
The wars in the Middle East have touched us all. However my thoughts and prayers go out to those of you who have loved ones involved on a daily basis... You march with them literally 'in their boots' via an emotional, spiritual, protective bubble of loving concern. Minute by minute, hour by hour, day by day... Military service, especially in the gravest conditions as our brave hero's face today, is a selfless act each soul makes in the decision to participate, giving at the very minimum, a portion of their young lives too... The personal commitment these men and women make is one of tangible love. Not only their immediate loved ones, but like a stone dropped in water, a rippling sacrifice spreading across the entire United States, and the world for that matter, in perfect, unending, protective resolve.... ...Ones political, social, personal 'view' of the state of the world today is irrelevant in regard to this.... Political Science and the battle to control the pendulum of t

Smurfs Village
Smurfs - Smurfs The Smurf Village 1.Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the smurf List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... Something like i love smurfs or joining the smurf village . 2. When new people join the Smurf Village... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... 3.And Have Fun Starting with me Smurfette..Welcome to The Smurf Village ... Hot Lil Mama Rate This Folder And My co host ღHeart¡×OfLoveღ Come to me to be added she will do the tags for u Click the pic 2 Get Urs

A.d.d.
I wish I could get a shot and fix my damaged mind.... Take out all the insanity that fills it to the brim.... I hate the way it works, how it makes my life so hard... Making every day such a struggle, remembering the simplest of task... Leaving me feeling so worthless and confused, my self esteem so damaged... People make jokes, get frustrated, dont understand how helpless I feel... To them its a learning dissability, to me a disease taking my life piece by piece.. I keep seceret how bad it really is, that my memory worsens by the day.... I want to ask for help yet cant imagine what can make it right again... The anger overwhelms me at times, no control over it, addicted to meds... Write yourself a note, get a planner, too bad I misplace or forget both.... Everyday I try so hard, feeling so stupid, pretending it does not tear me apart... I just want to be normal, think like I should, react as others, not feel like a joke.. I look normal, I do nor

How To Make Love To A Woman...
Walk with me, take my hand, lead me to the bedroom... Tell me I'm beautiful, touch my face, run your hands down my body... Softly kiss my neck, softly bite my lip when you kiss me like your my man... Show me what it's like to be craved, what it's like to be wanted by a strong man Undress me slowly, tell me what you want and what you're going to do to me... Lay me on the bed hard, show me this is your night, but all about me.... Take my body, make me shiver in anticipation of your touch..... Go slow, be gentle, be rough, make me want to never leave this room... I want to know that I am the only woman in the world for this night... Lets sweat, lose our breath and all track of time, the world falls away... Push me, my inhibitions, make me forget my flaws, leave me wanting... Give me all of you, dont hold anything back, I want it with out hesitation... Then keep it from me till I cant take it anymore then g

For All Americans
http://g.dwgsee.com/wake/index.htm Just had to share this video when I saw it. May we have the strength to be strong for our loved ones that serve, And Thank you for all that serve for all that you do. If I die before you wake... Back home now I know you're probably sleepin' Over here it's the middle of the day I finally found the time to write a letter Sittin' here a half a world away I heard about all them folks protestin' As if I really want this war But that don't stop me from believin' There's just some things worth fightin' for CHORUS And if I die before you wake, I pray the world will take A good look at what God's given us That we could only understand, everything is in his hands All we need is a little faith and trust I want you to know it ain't too high a price to pay If I die before you wake Tell everybody that I miss them And I can't wait to get back home But until then I'll serve my country And be proud to wear this

Get Tested Geezs
i was reading a mumm about a guys friend he been with alot of woman and that he can tell if he get a std after i got done reading that i felt sick soo peeps i dont care if your gay or stright please get your self tested and some bitches think that if they get them selfs tested then that means there a slut no your not its all about takeing care of your self and i know booty calls can be alot of fun but please make sure you know if the guy or girl is tested or not i know for me its not safe to just find someone ass the street so make sure you know that person well hey call up a fuck buddy if anyone watched sex and the city know what i'm talking about lol make sure your safe and the person you are with is safe because you might catch something that will fuck up your life forever stay safe and sex will be even more fun nicole

Desire
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.

Proudly Owned By Blueeyes
***I want everyone to meet my new owner. She is an amazing person, always there to help when needed and now I belong to her. Please show her lots of love*** Blueeyes {Shadow Levelers} Proudly Owned by Yeahmon and Kat114@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU WITH LOVE BY luBell240-~-ShAdOwLeVeLeR*~PROUDLY OWNED BY-Blueeyes {Shadow Levelers}@ fubar

No Escape
Title: No Escape By: Detox Broken hearts and shattered dreams Trust no one, so it seems No love, no pain Only fear and disdain Cold and alone, Lost all faith Misery's drone Full of hate Into the unknown Again I wait On my own There's no escape

Did You Think?
Did you think English was an easy language? Can you read these right the first time? The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. red for you A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. I did not object to the object. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were too close to the door to close it. The buck does funny things when the does are present. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I she

I'm Taking Time Out To Enjoy The Roses
Alot of people are probably aware that life is a bitch! Life is the most unpredictable thing that we all pursue. And nothing is certain, beyond the fact that we were born and we will die. And yet, despite knowing this, it does not make the pain or hurt of loosing a loved one any easier. You may think to yourself get over it, life goes on, and maybe that's the problem, maybe if we all stood back and just looked around at ourselves and be thankful of our family, and what we have then maybe it would be so much easier to deal with death. But unfortunatley we all live in a society plagued by wanting this and wanting that. We all want to have the perfect body, the perfect family, the perfect life, and yet no-one ever really achieves this. I want everyone to make time for their loved ones and appreciate what they have, coz the minute i hear someone say: ' oh this week is going to be so boring, coz i'm staying with my family' i'm going to scream, because you are lucky to have a family,

How Much I Care.....
You are my happiness, You are my laughter, You are my soulmate, My everafter, Your eyes are like diamonds, Picked from the deep blue sea, I'm so ever grateful to have you, You fell in love with me, So blessed i feel, Because uhappened to find, A love powerful, Ut's truely one of a kind, You'r skin is like silk, I adore you tender touch, Never in my life, Have i loved a woman so much, You'r kisses are like strawberrys, Covered in ice cream, You make me happy Your my best ever dream, And if one day, Your love for me departs, Know i'll always love you, Your always be in my heart, Your my eveything, And i cant bare to lose you, Cos my love if u do leave me, My life would be meaningless, And i would die inside, If i lost you, I Love You So Much Baby

Focus On What You Want...
“A good intention clothes itself with power.” -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Our minds are incredibly powerful. We put that power to work for us when we consciously set an intention to be or do something. Get into the practice of consciously setting an intention for every activity in which you are involved. Your intention might support efficiency – for example, to complete a job or project by a specific time. Your intention might support your personal growth, e.g., to undertake a task that scares you. Or it might support more soul connection, e.g., to see beauty in the chaos of your day. When we make an effort to set an intention, no matter how trivial it may appear, we are taking the time to choose what we want for ourselves. And clearly, this is essential for our growth – to actively, thoughtfully choose what we want for ourselves. “By becoming a conscious choice-maker, you begin to generate actions that are evolutionary for you.” -- Deepak Chopra

Some Stuff I Have Been Making And Coding
i have been rather buisy as of late busting my ass coding my little ass off making some killer graphix for ppl and their lounges what can i say i enjoy making graphix i do alot of html coding i still need to learn to do css coding and i am in the process of learning to program as well as try to spend time with the love of my life she knows who she is Evil my r/l g/f and fu-wife love her to death and she know it i have a great group of killer ass freinds i have met on fubar and love spending time with each and every one of you when i can much love goes out too all of you all my family that is on here all my freind all my fan if it wasnt for you all i would not be were i am now with the stuff i do i just wanted to give you all a shout out and let ya know that i do care about all of you each and every one of you guys i have to give it up for my homeboy wolfy and his woman for helping me when i first started on fubar with showin me what i needed to know with coding the lounges and now it d

Zadie Sue (my Granddaughter)
Welcome to this ol’ world Zadie Sue, After all this time I couldn’t wait to get to meet you. You came into a world that can’t really be trusted all the time. So maybe you will teach this Earth with respect, reason and rhyme. You came into my life at a time when not all is quite right. Now you are here, all my trials and tribulations are mimor because my heart has learned for the first time "Love at first sight". Yes! It’s true that your Daddy is number one in my heart, But now I can stand back to watch your Daddy begin his "On the job training" with you right from the start. To tell you truth, the word or thoughts of becoming a "Grandpa or Grandfather" has always scared me to death, Since that means I am getting older with limited human time on this Earth left. My head always told me that I feel like a 21 year old man with a lot of experiences on his hand, But my heart has always been wondering if I was good enough to be giv

Snuff
Artist: SLIPKNOT Bury all your secrets in my skin Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins The air around me still feels like a cage And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again… So if you love me, let me go. And run away before I know. My heart is just too dark to care. I can't destroy what isn't there. Deliver me into my Fate - If I'm alone I cannot hate I don't deserve to have you… My smile was taken long ago / If I can change I hope I never know I still press your letters to my lips And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss I couldn't face a life without your light But all of that was ripped apart… when you refused to fight So save your breath, I will not hear. I think I made it very clear. You couldn't hate enough to love. Is that supposed to be enough? I only wish you weren't my friend. Then I could hurt you in the end. I never claimed to be a Saint… My own was banished long ago / It took the Death o

Is There Reall True Love
i have been talking to this guy he is so wonderfull to me we have talked online and we have talked on the phone a couple of times. he is special to me and i do like him alot. i wonder is it fate or what that makes it where i am able to open up and talk to him. i have had some rough times here lately and i can open up to him and it helps i do not know if that is a good thing or not but i know it makes me feel good when i do talk to him about it. i just wonder about this is there really true love out there or what?

Is It Worth It Yes It Is!!!!
when deserving of whats to come shouldnt the punishiment match the crime?? just saying wouldnt that be justice instead of giving a killer a free room and board for 25 years and even than he migh not serve the whole sentence. thats why i like to bounty hunting you get the guy and get to see justice performed the right way. not to mention a sweet paycheck. idk am i out of line or what give yer input ill listen

Dont Touch Me
betrayal is the most hateful best friends forever is corrupt when da lies are flying first you lie to me then you lie to yourself lie tat you lie biggest betrayal yea i feel hard to remember the lies when you touch me so cuz i feel the memories of the good touch

R.i.p. Kolten Hilary Smith 09/05/2008
kolten hilary smith Current mood: miserable Category: Life on september 2nd, 2008, myself and my wife katie went to the doctor to hear the babys heartbeat and for a routine check-up. the doctor was not able to find the heartbeat, then told us that the baby had passed away weeks before. my wife delivered on the fifth at 5:43 am in lake st louis. the absolute worst day of my life. i watched my firstborn child be born dead. on the 11th of sept. i left my wife. i frequently use the excuse that the death of our child is what split us up, but the truth is that i was not a big enough man to stick it out and try to make it work. we had two different feelings for each other, and in my eyes had too much not in common for it not to work. i do love her, but not the traditional love of marriage. more of friendship, and of how great of a person she is. my wish for her is that she can one day find someone that will share her love and will treat her like the Queen she is. Rest In Peace, bab

*mary*jane*69* Just One Of Surreals Many Angels*
Ok. Those of you who actually read my blog know what the deal is. This particular blog is dedicated to certian folks who show me more than just a little love...they show me LOTS of love. Give this lady lots of lovin'! Tell her I sent ya! *Mary*Jane*69* Just One of Surreals Many Angels*@ fubar

Nice Guys Finish Last
It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don't see it f

I So Agree With This
Sometimes u gotta run away so u can see who will run after u. Sometimes u gotta talk quieter just to see whos listning. Sometimes u gotta step up in a fight just to see whos on ur side. Sometimes u gotta make a wrong decision to see whos there to fix it. Sometimes u gotta let go of the one u love just to see if they love u enough to come back.

Living Purpose
Living purpose Your purpose is not to fear or to frighten. Your purpose is not to control or to be controlled. Your purpose is to live, to love and to experience life in a way that is uniquely yours. Your purpose is to be open to the newness and reality of every moment, giving joy a living expression. Your purpose is to give the miracle of life a distinct voice. It is to know and to treasure moments of pure beauty for which there are no words. The challenges may be profound, and yet they cannot challenge or diminish your purpose. On the contrary, those challenges help you to understand and express your purpose more clearly. The world can at times distract you into caring about mere shadows of life that have no real meaning. Yet always, beneath the surface, your living purpose is there. Remember that purpose, and let its value flow freely from you with each thought, feeling and action. Live from your purpose and be fully alive. -- Ralph Marston

Boyfriend Applicatoin
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- DO THIS THING! I WANNA SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK! DO IT NOW OR ELSE YOULL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 5 YEARS STARTING NOW!!! ***{Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application"}*** ***{Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application"}*** ***Basic Info*** o1. Your Name: o2. Age: o3. Fave Color: o4. Whats your sign? o5. Phone Number (you dont have to do this one): o6. Location(you dont have to do this one): o7. Height: o8. Hair (color and style): o9. Piercings/tattoos: ***Here Comes The Fun*** o1. Are we friends? o2. Would you kiss me? o3. With tongue? o4. Would you enjoy it? o5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? o6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? o7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? o8. Would you walk on the beach with me? o9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me

Folder Full Of My Family...but Wait Their Is More..if You Want To Be In This Folder
all you got to do is let me know because I have decided to put up your picture once a day on my prime picture and see how many bids get hit on yours. If you get hit on a lot that day I decided to give you a lot of rates for your pictures and help you level. Better then that I will give ya a drink for that day to get the fun started! If we could all level why not get an awesome bling out it also So what do you think? Let me know. Shadow Princess aka Andrea

Should I?
Okay, I have my tongue pierced and it is cool. I have wanted it done since I was like 7, and now it is done. Now, should I get a tattoo? The place where I was wanting one is where they call it a tramp stamp. But I don't care, that is where I want one. If you think I should, let me know and give me ideas of what I should get!

You May Need To Stop At The Women's Restroom . . .be Prepared
You may need to stop at the women's restroom . . . be prepared! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! ), yank down your pants, and assume 'The Stance. ' In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the sea

This Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated
This is how every girl should be treated. To every guy that’s said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that’s said, "You’re beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of.... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she’s sad.To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wa

Made By Blaclie22
This is a hard working woman that takes care of her family. In her spare time she always tries to help people. Please stop by her page and show her some much needed Love!!!! lil bit oh fire~member of the Shadow Leveler~member of fu bad girls~@ fubar This is the link to the giveaway she is in, if you would like to help her. This pimpout brought to you by: blaclie22 ~Freelance Bomber~Confederate Bomber~@ fubar

How Do I
How do I let go of the past, move forward and not repeat my past mistakes. How do i let go of the hurt and pain , let down my walls, and let u see the real me. How do I trust again? When I feel all are the same? How do I let u in? I do not know the meaning of happiness, true love, or being in love. I want to know that feeling when u cant speak, you cant move, your heart is in your throat. Will it ever happen to me? Will I ever be in love and not just loved?

Omg
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says - something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE : 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long. 3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to

Yet Another Bully I Got Lol Its Soo Funny
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.' So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.' That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a sto

I Hear A Whole Lot Of Static
haven't really written much of anything lately. well truth be told not much to write about. i've been in my new place since last thursday and have just been busy since, even if i haven't really gotten much done. isn't that always the way? my mind has been all over the place and it's been hard to concentrate on anything other than the move and the now pressing quest for a new job(which as usual is going slowly, figures) so i haven't had much time for random thoughts or if i've thought of anything they were out of my head before i could write them down. i'm just a scatterbrain....well more so than usual. maybe soon when things calm down i'll be able to write something "worthwhile"....hahahahaha....yeah right.

Just Plain 'cking Funny!
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Just Do It...
Sometimes you need to do something...and while you really do want to do it...you fear the backlash, the consequences, the results...of your actions. As you sit and consider whether to do what needs to be done, or to leave it undone, you must ask yourself.... If you do the thing that you think you need to do, will the worst possible consequences put you in a worse position than you're in now, or can things really only get better? Not to suggest that, if the worst possible result is worse than the present situation, that you automatically choose not to act. Because there may only be a .5% chance of that happening. But seriously weighing possible consequences against the current situation is most definately a good idea. But then, when it really comes down to it, people will base their decision on whether or not they really want to do the thing they think they need to do. Because if you didn't want to do it in the first place, you won't, no matter how badly it needs to be done.

True Personality
Your True PersonalityUniqueYou are nothing like the others; You are much different. People do not understand you at all. To you, however, you don't give a damn. You have a group of friends to hang out with, and very few whom you trust. You're past shouldn't be mentioned, and since you've been picked on for so long, you're used to it, and much bolder than before. Now, you are better at seeing things in a more positive way, because you can tell what people are thinking of you. Thousands of rumors go about the school, and still you resist to back down. You will ignore those you can't handle you. You know what it's like to be bullied into silence, and you will never let that happen again. If someone you love is threatened, you are the first to stand up and tell them to go to hell. This includes when you are threatened as well. You don't always see things on the positive side, though. Perhaps, it would be best not to take things too seriously. Be careful, because your fast acting and impuls

My Best Friend Is Gone!
This past saturday, my best friend, a.k.a. my lil sister, left the state of florida. since then i have been very depressed. she' gone and i'm sad. we've been close grownin up but since we have both had our children we have grow closer. it hurt when i was the first one to kno that her and her hubby were planning on moving back to GA. that's our homestate! GO DAWGS! lol but what hurts more is that my nephew is 400 and some odd miles away and now i only get to see him in pictures. i have a picture of him and my daughter on my cell phone and when i looked at it today i cried. i miss them so damn much already it's silly. my mom just got out of the hospital on thursday the 11th and my sis left 2 days later. i wish she wouldn't have left but she thinks this is what's best for her and her lil family. i just wish i could have spent more time with her and jakob(that's my nephew's name) before the left. but when saturday rolled around and my real dad came to town i got happy yet inside i was ball

You And Me
I see your face, I see your smile, I look into your eyes, And forget about what, People think of me, I lose all track of time, Hell I even forget to rhyme, If this is a wrong, I'll do the time, I can't let their words, Effect what we've got, It's just you and me baby. I hear your voice, Soft and sweet, And nothing matters, I just gotta do, What I need to, I want to be in your life, I want to make you smile, So don't forget, It's just you and me baby.

Argument With A Typical Liberal
yes this is what i do in my free time. KIDDING. long. don't read if you're easily bored. or a democrat. but this about sums up the stupidity of the election this year. to me anyways. Email from an ex neighbor... OK OK OK, you've made it pretty clear that you don't like Obama. So I was wondering if you can tell me what it is you support about John McCain. Sell me, if you will of why McCain will not be four more years of G W B. What policies has he put in place and what is his vision for Americas future. I'm real interested, so in your own words I challenge you to win me over. All kidding aside. My answer... Actually I can't stand McCain either, he's too old & wouldn't want to see his potato head on tv every other night. But so far I do like the lady he picked for vp. BUT he does have more experience than Obama, & this hope for change bullshit & the people that follow it like cult members really freak me out. There's nothing substantial that he's running on that I've heard

Direct Result
Never thinking this could affect the ones i love.... Within the last 2 years, people I have been close to have been affected by Smoking. January 2006 one of my friends Jeff, a very attractive man aged 41 had a heart attack and was rushed to Cooper Medical in Atlantic city. He had 4 blocked arteries. If you ever saw this gorgeous man, you would never in your life think he had a medical issue. Health, active, muscular, didn't drink or use drugs at all..and this happened. The Doctors told him it was a direct result of Smoking. That is when I decided to quit my Smoking habit I had for 29 years. I have been smoke free since March 3, 2006. Best Birthday present I ever gave myself. Last December, my friend of 6 years, Barbara, age 52, passed away from Lung Cancer..again a direct result of smoking. At her Wake/Funeral, one of our friends came in to tell us her Husband Bill passed away the night before from Lung cancer also. This was a terrible blow to my circle of friends. Peo

Let's Try This Again.......
It has been months since I've done a real Daily Greeting, so I think it is time to try this again! I have become a very busy woman....my business continues to grow by leaps and bounds. I am really working at not getting in over my head - I am known for taking on too much! I know how much sleep I need; I know my limits, physically, as to how many clients I can treat in a day and not totally do myself in! Trying to maintain those boundaries takes bit of work...... I continue to purge my home of belongings that no longer fit my life! Geez, I have alot of crap, lmao! It is a work in progress, as are most things in my life. The next Mercury Retrograde is almost upon us.....I've felt its influence since about September 1. More issues being dredged up whether I like it or not. So many of my friends and clients are feeling the same crunch....nice to know it's not just me! The husband from whom I am separated is having open heart surgery September 23 in Rochester, MN. His Mom and s

What I Want
I want a man who calls you beautiful insteand of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. The man who kiss' your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty with out the make-up. The one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

A Sweetie
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Dj Etiquette 101
Things you should never say to a DJ... 1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO ! The DJ has to play for more than one person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT" ! BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT! 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.... PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have to put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night long...Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your favorite song. 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT ! Oh, sure... you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song. 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT ! The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory! 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT ! Why settle for one night? Buy the albu

The Aftermath
PICKED A FEW PEOPLE AT RANDOM THAT DESERVE SOME EXTRA LOVE! I'VE MADE A LOT OF NEW FRIENDS TODAY AND I WANNA KNOW WHO IS PAYING ATTENTION! -{Dots}-@ fubar Alison@ fubar Lucky~Owner of -DJ TLL10K-& Drunk1 ~fu-owned by Boatman..yep he threw me a life-preserver..lol@ fubar the Interloper... Anti-hero idol with a suicide excuse...@ fubar Anarchy is Peace not Chaos@ fubar Va Beach girl 4 life (aka texxas)@ fubar Beautiful Dreamer- Playmate@Forbidden Owned by Legendary Hesh@ fubar &

Ice Fishing
Ice FishingThe Presidential election was too close to call.Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win.There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc.,But a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contestBetween the two candidates to determine the winner.After much of back and forth discussion,It was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .There were to be no observers present,And both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lakeAnd return at 5 P.M. With their catchFor counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.At the end of the first day, John McC. Returned to the starting line,And he had ten fish.Soon Obama returned and had no fish.Well, everyone assumed he was just having

Tv And Music
This is a list of tv and music I cant (and will never) listen to ever again because of her... TV... Rescue Me The Sopranos NHRA Drag Racing Sunday NFL Football Music... Anything by any New Jersey Band, and or Singer... Hinder "Lips of an Angel" Daughtry (anything by him) Carrie Underwood "before SHE cheats" Billy Currington "Must be doing sumpin right" Stryper "Honestly" Anything by Journey Survivor "The search is over" Richard Marx "Right here waiting" 3 Doors Down "here without you" White Lion "Wait" Alicia Keys "Hold me like your..." Nicole (Pussycat Dolls) "Baby Love" Justin Timberlake "My Love" Gary Allen "Best I Ever Had" Reo Speedwagon (Anything) Stone Sour "ZZX Road" Berlin "Take My Breath Away" and many numerous others...

Blog About Blogs Ad Nauseum
You know - I love blogs...well to be fair, I love other peoples blogs. Of course my very favorites are those that are witty and intelligent, well written and make me think. I find That my favorite blog writers usually are the type that write about their every day life with a touch of humor. They make simple observations and put into words those thoughts that are just on the edge of your subconscious. I will read most any blog - simply because I find the difference in expression, morals, values etc etc fascinating.. I collect blog writers on my friends lists...I have a few friends that write a daily blog on MySpace...and yes, I go to read said blogs. Of course, I don't go every day...but when I go, I get all caught up. It's sorta quirky to comment on a blog that is a week old - but I do it, and sometimes they comment back. I wish I could write blogs - though in general very few people read them...maybe it's because I am a terrible writer, without the talent of wit...maybe

Tired Of Users
Okay so this is going to be my only rant on this topic. If i buy someone something dont be jealous or go nuts becuase i didnt buy you one. If i give you something appericate it, it was a gift to ethier cheer you up or help. For those that beg for anything while ur on the floor scrub it becuase im not going to give a shit and im not going to reward anything for bribes of ur tits pussy or even for the gay men cocks im not interested in a photo for something there are plenty of nudes for free. If you bug or beg for a ticker, blast, happy hour, etc... and on my list you will be unfanned and deleted! If not on my list you will be blocked for life. i think this covers the gifts.

Fubar Bible Errata
The Fubar Bible is the comprehensive guide for all things Fubar. Many bouncers recommend newcomers and veterans alike peruse this document as it answers many questions about how the website works. Over time, however, changes to Fubar have come faster than the udpates to the Fubar Bible have. This blog attempts to catalog some of the changes that have gone on that haven't made it into the Fubar Bible yet. For your reference, here is the link to the Fubar Bible: http://fubar.com/bible.php. It will open in a new window. Fubar Levels and Points What are Points and how do I earn them? ... Successfully invite someone to join Fubar (500 points each)... See Invite Bonus for the correct explanation on how many points you earn for successfully inviting a member. Suffice it to say, you can earn up to 14,000 points. fubar Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks 20, Rock Star, 425,000, Bolded nickname The Bolded Nickname unlock actually happens when you verify your e-mail. You

Snow Pony
Masters little snow pony It is a bright winter's day - and pet is just waking up after a long and good nigh of sleep. She is alone, and as she is told, the minute she wakes up, she is to step into the bathroom and do as Master's message in there tells her. She walks across the soft rug and her eyes are still heavy with sleep. She is rested, though and with a soft little smile she slips into the bathroom. There - on the mirror, a note from her one – and she read with wide open and very happy eyes, "Pet, My beloved. Take a long, good bath - play with yourself - bring yourself to the edge 5 times, but do not release. Then you will shave your legs, under your arms - and your pussy. Leave that lovely lil patch so Master has something to pull on. When done, you will use moisturizer all over. Master wants His pet soft and sweet. Then walk back to the bedroom and open the closet. Master" . She smiles, kisses the note where Master's hands has held, and draws a bath. Soft scented oil cr

Full Moon
So it's a full moon and every pagan nerve in my body is twitching and every gypsy hair is standing on end... damn it I just wanna go out in the back yard (3 acre field) sky clad and bask in the glow of the moon and act as a conduit for the energies to wash over and flow through me... I'll be back when the sun comes up and the power kicks on in my coffin.

Somebody Finally Said It
Bet this doesn't go very far on the email circuit. Unfortunately, it is so very true. Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'Whiteboy ''Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,' .And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner,Gook, or Chink, .You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Hispanic History Month. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Asian History Month. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.You have Cinco de Mayo. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Kawanza. You have the NAAC

Kinda Gettin Depressed...
Ok, so if I start gettin strange and not too chatty for a bit....the end of September through the first couple weeks of October are really tough on me and I have more pressure this year on top of it. In 06, on the way home from a trip to Jersey for Debra's (my daughter's) birthday September 25th we were just getting on the bus when my mom called me hysterically to tell me my dad was being rushed to the hospital and he was really really sick. He wasn't the type to EVER even go to a doctor and so I knew it was bad! We cried the whole bus trip back and my mom told me the last half hour to come to the hospital straight from the bus, it was really bad. Me being pig headed I insisted she tell me right now....my dad wa diagnosed with terminal lung cancer that was already spread throughout his body. I was never more devestated and spent the next 11 days practically living in the hospital until I brought my dad home (and my mom) to my house to care for him on hospice care. Seven days later he w

Thank You
Recently, I have been graced with the opportunity to be reacquainted with a very special person. Even though I have known you for over ten years and have been intimate at points throughout, I don't think I have realized how great a person you really are. I want to thank you for sharing you love with me and letting me into your life. This has made you, without your knowledge, a beacon of light in some fairly dark times for me. You have done so much for me, most you know, others you don't. It is because of this affection and love that I have been able to focus with a fairly sound mind on my problems at hand and to the good aspects as well. I know you sometimes wonder why it is that I do some of the things for you that I am willing to do, affectionately, emotionally, and in other aspects as well. This small thank you letter does not even come close to the love, admiration, and respect that I have for you. I am looking forward to continuing to return the attention that you give

Fubar's Hot Tamales
Nintendo DS Lite Games FUBAR'S Hot Tamales this is for both male and female rate these photos atleast 50 you can rate them all if you like http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=229107&albumid=106565&i=907028276 then r/f/a all members then send a PM marked hot tamales to TotallyHugeObsessedMCFanatic4life ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar to get your Hot Tamales Tag go see Slave2Fantasy/Aka/Erotica/AKA/Keeper of Trains see blog~Tat _man73~R/L G/F@ fubar --HOT TAMALE PEOPLE-- ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar

Woo Hoo!! Im Up For Grabs Again!!! (sold)
I'm up for grabs!! I am looking for another owner to spoil, is it gonna be you? I hope so! I have some great offers and will add more as bids go up. I am in a gifts only auction which means that acceptable bids are tickers, blasts, vip's and happy hours! I would love to lavish you with attention and fu gifts :) So come check me out and get some bids going!!!!! Thanks, Jen Here is the link to my auction page: And don't forget to show the hostess mad lovin...she is awesome!!! TERESA~OWNER OF T&H DESTROYERS` "OWNED BY INKMAN876"@ fubar Please repost for me! Thanks

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ok here is the dealthere is a point in time where you just stop caring, at this point i dont care weather i live or die at least i know i would be alone as i was through my life im tired of having fake ass people in my life (this doesnt mean you krystal) tired of people thinking they know me and acting like they care about me, tired of feeling alone just all around tired, hate the stress im under, to those that know me i love you all and to those that done straight up fuck you all i dont care if you wanna get to know me or not dont care if you dont wanna know me but whatever it all boils down to im tired of my bullshit life with no 1 to walk with but myself

Lost Of Lil One
AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M-Turn your sound on too !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birthday .London had six fractured ribs, both of her legs were fracture, & her brain was so damaged that if

Im Not Lying
How come when you tell someone....lets say a guy...something they never believe you? I am just gonna say one more time and then thats it: When I say anyplace, anytime, anyhow, if you want it, its yours. I mean every word I say...the tests and teasing..... if thats what you want to give. Its what I want. So no more questions.

Used And Abused
I met a lady and I helped her in every way. I bought her kids a bed, I bought her a car, computers, washers, dryers, took her grocery shopping and was always there for her no matter what. We do have a child together, the car was to be used for my child to go to preschool. The car was used for everything but taking our child to school. It was used for her other kids whom she has 4 other fathers from who in turn barely do anything for her. I have also purchased digital cameras for her since she is into photography. The first one she broke in about 4 years. The second one, I paid $1000 for. She tells all of her friends that "I helped her buy it." She broke that camera in a year. I purchased these camera's in hopes that she would get off the system and start working. I have always been there fro her, whether she paid me back or not. She speaks badly of her friends and her own family behind their backs and does the same thing to me. I feel I have to help her because we have a child tog

Is It Just Me.......
Is it just me.....Is anyone else feeling this deep, all encompassing sadness? I'm working really hard to keep this feeling at bay, not permitting it to overtake me. Maybe just the Mercury Retrograde getting closer, the Full Moon, the approaching Autumnal Equinox.....? Glad I slept halfway decently last night! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for one and all! Later! Muah!

Please Hear What I Am Not Saying
Its been awhile since i have blogged i noticed.I have ben busy with the lounge re-opening and real life drama.I got a new puppy-a new blog complete with pics will be up soon i promise. I caught this blog entry on a very dear friends page and it spoke to me and i had to share. I consider myself to be as true online as i am in real life but truthfully its easier to be a social butterfly when theres no fear of contact or seeing you at your worst involved. Someone once asked me where i work how i keep having relationships with people online.To me its a double edge sword. Theres the comfort in getting to know someone without basing that reaction on first encounter biases. How they look, how much money they have, material crap. On the other hand, SOOO MANYYYYY are not who they claim to be online at all. anyways, enough of my senseless babbling and poor grammar. Thank you Jeff for allowing me to share.... "PLEASE HEAR WHAT I AM NOT SAYING" DON'T BE FOOLED BY ME. DON'T BE FOOLED B

R.i.p. Richard Wright!! Shine On You!!!
Pink Floyd member Richard Wright dies age 65 By MEERA SELVA | Monday, September 15, 2008 | 1 comment(s) LONDON - Richard Wright, a founding member of the rock group Pink Floyd,died Monday. He was 65. Pink Floyd's spokesman Doug Wright, who is not related to the artist,said Wright died after a battle with cancer at his home in Britain. Hesays the band member's family did not want to give more details abouthis death. Wright met Pink Floyd members Roger Waters and Nick Mason in college andjoined their early band, Sigma 6. Along with the late Syd Barrett, thefour formed Pink Floyd in 1965. The group's jazz-infused rock and drug-laced multimedia "happenings"made them darlings of the London psychedelic scene, and their 1967album, "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," was a hit. In the early days of Pink Floyd, Wright, along with Barrett, was seen asthe group's dominant musical force. The London-born musician and son ofa biochemist wrote songs and sang. The band released a series of commercially

Ass-tatic Butt Shots
ASS-tatic Butt Shots This is for you all that love to see my big round ass. You will see closeups from every angle. There are a few video clips in this set. There are around 4200 pictures and 35 video clips on my sexy page. There are 21 hot videos on SCVideos pages. My newest video is "Horny housewife seeks pure pleasure!" Housewife always cleaning and home alone. What is she to do. Can you help me find my pleasure? I have also started camming. My schedule is on my SC Live Cam. You will need to register with them. There will be lots of fun and cum. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Fuzzy Math
So now I'm being told to hurry up with my info to file for divorce because its been six months and its time to get this done. Six? Its September right? He left in May. That's four months. Okay, we had the big confrontation in April...that's five months. I guess he gets to start the timer from when he met his girlfriend, even though I was still clueless that my marriage was over. Gee, that's fair. I hate that one short email can ruin my whole frigging day. Its not enough that I'm here by myself with two kids, no job, no break, and no end in sight. I have to get the psychological crap on a regular basis. I know there is no easy answer to all of this. I just had to vent so hopefully I can salvage the day. Hope yours is better than mine.

Check Out My Auction
I am in a gifts only auction!!!!!! Who wants to own me for a month?????? Here is a list of what I am offering: Rate all pics and stash, pics will be re-rated weekly for a month during Happy Hour. Daily comments. Daily drinks. 2 gifts a week. Owned by in name for a month. Added to top friends for a month. Pimp out in the about me section of my profile. Pimp out bulletin. SFW Salute. More can be discussed depending on bids. Thank you! Here is the link to the pic.

Cleaning Fubar House
Hey peeps. I just got my tablet today and I plan to be around more often, but in all reality I have like I dunno, a billion friends. I think that it's kind of stupid to have a billion friends when half of them don't either check out my page or talk to me on a regular basis. I realize I have been gone for a long time so maybe you haven't had a chance to really become my friend. If you would like to stay on my friend list I really want to know. If you don't really care, then forever hold your peace. I will take that as a sign. Anyway, I gotta go to the doc for now but let me know. JA

Senator John Mcain: On The Issues.
"Media industry leaders should commit to reining in the toxic mix of sex and violence that has come to dominate media products." Senator John McCain "Roe v. Wade should be over-turned; exceptions in the cases of rape, incest, and when the mother’s life is in danger." Senator John McCain Senator McCain supports the constitutional amendment to prohibit the physical desecration of the American flag On Terrorism: "Do not yield. Do not flinch. Stand up. Stand up with our President and fight. We're Americans. We're Americans, and we'll never surrender. They will" On The Republican Party: "I am a Republican. I'm loyal to the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt. And I believe that my party, in some ways, has strayed from those principles, particularly on the issue of fiscal discipline" On The Democratic Party: "I don't doubt the sincerity of my Democratic friends. And they should not doubt ours". ---------------------------------------------

Want Fubucks
Click on one of these pictures if you would like to help,, DON'T FORGET TO E-MAIL ME FOR YOUR FUBUCKS Mizzzz Brat"~Johnny Chimpo.~ My Fu slave & Personal Body Guard...Must have salute & read profil@ fubar

Did Obama Diss A Firefighter, Construction Worker, And The Memorial ?
September 12, 2008 One of Michelle Malkin's readers noticed that, in this video of the 9/11 ceremonies in New York, Barack Obama avoids shaking hands with a firefighter and a construction worker at the site (HT - The Other McCain). And as Richard noted yesterday, just a few seconds further in the video Obama can be seen just tossing his rose on the memorial while Cindy and John McCain reverently place theirs on the memorial: And while we're on the topic, did anyone see Michelle Obama anywhere near the memorial events yesterday? As Richard said here, yes, I also question Barack Obama's patriotism (actually, both Obama's). This isn't a smear, it's a valid concern for me as a voter and someone who risks his life everyday for his country - voluntarily. So tell me what Obama has done for my country and I'll then think about giving him credit where it's due. And while you're at it, you can skip that socialist-community organizer crap - that doesn't fly among real people.

Silly Little Games
Silly Little Games I am so damn tired of it all. This little game that we play. If I were to ask myself, What am I getting for all of this. I would sit and tell myself, Not one fucking thing. Does the hurt and pain I carry everyday, Measure the way I love you when you turn me away? Stagnant, not able to move. I hate the spell that you have over me. You release me just to pull me back. Please tell me WTF that is all about. You see my friend, I am not the chick you think I am. I have thoughts and feelings, Emotions and pride. Respect for myself as well as others. This silly little game, I do not want to play. My life is much easier without it there. So if you love me and want me there. Then you really need to tell me, How you feel about me. If not, I will turn and walk away. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If....
Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene. You have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper. Your firehouse has wheels. You've ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse. Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin' drunk. You've ever been toned out on an outhouse fire. That outhouse fire was with entrapment. You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground. At least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it's January. Your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it. You don't own a Dalmation, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky. You've ever walked through a christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck. Your rescue truck can smoke the tires. Your department's name is misspelled on the equipment.

Are You Serious?
Okay people... this is something on females folders that I see a lot .... and this aint much of a rant (Ok maybe it is), but this is a folder I do see on some's profiles. NOTE: THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO EVERY GROUP OF FOLDERS I SEE ON HERE I do take a look at folders, whatever is not marked NSFW. This is a relatively common subject I see for a folder... I see the guys' pics and such... I must say... If this is your definition of sexy.. I may not be a conceited person, but compared to these guys, I look like a Brad Pitt or Justin Timberlake. If you are rating and perving these dudes and not mine... U need glasses. Like I said, I dont think I am a GQ type, but I dont think Im fugly at all!!!! and these guys are level 25 and up a good amt of them??? Really, some people need trifocals thats all I gotta say

What Shores Will My Life Touch Today?
The sign must come like dawn. You cannot see its arrival, but know when it is there. --Diane Wakoski Let us take a break, sit by the river, and watch the current quietly flow. Let's just think, for a moment, about where the current is going, the shores it will brush on its way, the clouds reflected on its surface, the animals that come to drink from it, the bobbers it gently nudges downstream. Our lives sometimes seem like the river, wandering to the west, the south, back toward the east, seemingly without direction at all. Yet we can take comfort in this thought for, like the river, we are always headed in the direction we are meant to go. Without trying, without knowing, we are part of the larger pattern of things, and we nourish many others just by passing through their lives.

Offer Real Value Even If You Think You Can't...just Try.
There is always much work to be done. There is always great value to be created. Plenty of problems are waiting to be solved. And each problem represents opportunity. All kinds of dreams are longing to be realized. Those dreams add incalculable positive power to life. Choose to tackle the difficult problems with effectiveness and persistence, and you will gain great rewards. Learn to deliver the real value and substance that the world seeks, and your efforts will always be in demand. Conditions are constantly changing, and yet some things will always be true. Those people who make themselves the most useful will enjoy life's richest treasures. Choose to be creative, flexible, productive, effective, efficient and generous with the best that is within you. Offer real value to the world, and the world will surely return the favor in abundance. -- Ralph Marston

Lost It All
Well, yet again, we were rooted out of our homes, only to look back at them and realize this will be the last time we actually see them as usable places of rest and comfort. Everyone thought when Rita blew through in 2005 that the floods that followed were nothing more than a freak thing. Little did anyone really "know, that due to the natural barrier reef being dredged out, for the use of roads and such....the salt water was encroaching into the swamp lands, killing off much need vegetation NOW, after Gustav came through three weeks ago, and we knew that other than heavy rains and possibly damaging winds, we were not going to flood. As it came inland east of us. Still as a safety precaution we were asked to leave the area. Mandatory evacuation. So we did. Then we all watched with baited breath to see where Hanna would go, and luckily it blew up the east coast. Then Ike was right on her tail. And with heavy hearts, much to do lists, on our minds, we watched IKE come in. We got the m

The Ghosts Of My Life
When the room is quiet The daylight's almost gone It seems there's something I should know Well I ought to leave, The rain it never stops With no particular place to go Just when I think I'm winning When I've broken every door The ghosts of my life, they're wilder than before Just when I thought I could not be stopped When my chance came to be King The ghosts of my life, they're wilder than the wind But I'm feeling nervous Now I find myself alone The simple life is no longer there Once I was so sure Now the doubt inside my mind Comes and goes but leads nowhere Just when I think I'm winning Just when I thought I could not be stopped When I've broken every door When my chance came to be King The ghosts of my life

Darkness
Dear Me, Sometimes I sit here cheerful and happy but most of the time I sit thinking and letting the darkness fall all around me. I thought being single was going to be easy. I thought that things would be fine. Then I sit here late at night all alone and wonder how will I sleep tonight there is no one to hold me close and keep the darkness from swollowing me whole. I have tried everything to kill this empty dark feeling and every time I am alone again I ask myself, what is wrong with me? Will I ever find that person that will complete me, The one who will chase the darkness away for good? Will I ever be truly loved for who I am as a person??? I know this person is out there somewhere and I am hoping that he finds me really soon!!!! Or maybe I have already found him and don't even know it yet> Love, Me

Stars
When its dark at night u lay down on the ground and look up into the sky and think to yourself that your going to see a star tonight. Then u even think that u may see one that u can make a wish two. And then it may come true.And u may see alot of shining,blinking ones two.Then the sun starts coming u so they go away. The end

Fubar Has New Changes It Neva Ends
damm my extended bar tab just expanded to three columns wait a minutes has someone been watching changes in myspace who said they wanted myspace options oh yea try clearing other stuff column ha ha it clears center column ok try clearing center column yea it clears center column nope cant clear other stuff wit all the changes i'm glad i'm leaving wow its gone so fastjst yesterday i announce i'm gone in 7now it is one day leftParty like a rock starbu byetangina mo fubar

Retired Marine
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her Wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE, And asked, 'Honey, do you remember this?' He looked up from his newspaper and said; 'Yes dear, I do. You wore That same negligee the night we were married' She said, 'Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me That night?' He nodded and said 'Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the Life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.' She giggled and said; 'That's exactly what you said. So now it's Fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to Say tonight?' He looked her up and down and said; ' Mission Accomplished.'

Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing
Now don't cheat. Go with the first dessert you choose. If all the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one!). Pick your dessert and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. It is pretty accurate! After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others; when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box of the e-mail header above. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue Pie 4. Vanilla Cake with C chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Icing 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be. OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you... SCRO

Family Rules Update
WELCOME TO THE FORCE~3~BOMBER HOME PAGE ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ TO JOIN THIS FAMILY YOU MUST BE SERIOUS. WE HAVE NO TIME FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO JUST PLAY AROUND THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1.) ALL MEMBERS MUST CONTRIBUTE TO THE FAMILY AS A WHOLE. THEY MUST HELP OUT OTHER MEMBERS DURING CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS ON A DAILY BASIS. COMING TO HELP ONLY DURING YOUR OWN CONTESTS WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED. 2.) IF YOU ARE ENTERED IN A CONTEST YOU MUST BOMB YOURSELF OUT DAILY. IF YOU NEED TO ANSWER PERSONAL COMMENTS, PLEASE DO SO BEFORE COMING IN TO BOMB. 3.) NOTICE: STAFF IS VERY TIRED OF CARRYING THE LOAD OF THE WHOLE FAMILY THEMSELVES. THIS BEHAVIOR WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED. (IF YOU LOOSE POWER OR INTERNET, NEED TO TRAVEL, OR HAVE A FAMILY EMERGENCY, WE WILL UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU MUST NOTIFY US OF THIS) 4.) WE CAN ONLY BE IN ONE CONTEST AT A TIME. YOU CAN BE IN MORE THAN ONE, BUT REMEMBER THAT WE HAVE A FINITE NUMBER OF COMMENTS AND RATES AND WE WANT TO GIVE EVERYO

Serving In The Soup Kitchen
HOSTESS: Sherrylynn59 With the economy in the shape that it's in, many people are struggling to keep the wolf away from the door and many don't have enough to eat. With that being said, I thought that having a train to bring attention to the homeless and people without enough food to eat was a great idea. One of the many ways that people can get help is through the generosity of area churches and organizations that have such programs as "soup kitchens". So why not do your part to acknowledge that there are persons without enough to eat and join the "Soup Kitchen" Train? Rate the "soup" pics folder on my page (there are only 50). Then F/R/A everyone on the train. If you are already friends with them, please be sure to check if you can re-rate their profile. You can make your own comment or simply put"I'm serving in the soup kitchen" when you f/r/a members. CLICK on the link below to get to the "soup" pics folder....

Woman Be Proud
woman, be proud of who you are. have no man take over and make you see different. never let your spirit be broken. damn the perception and stop the incest. keep your eyes on the prize. do not let a little verbal shaming slow you down. aim for greatness, not goodness. do not try to win approval from your opponents. merely fight to win. revolutions may also arise when persons of great ability and second to none in their merits, are treated dishonorably by those who themselves enjoy the highest honors. woman be proud, stand strong, and never let go of the dream you may have.

Philemon....owner!!!
MY AWESOME NEW OWNER!!!!!!! I would like to introduce Ya'll this guy is absolutly amazing!! He will defently win your heart When your down Hiz random gifts Are bound to put a smile on YOUR face Just look at that face You know you want to know him Wanna see the REAL him Just click his link Its all right there Philemon - owned by [[Per]]@ fubar This bull

Tied Down
The mind’s engineer Waits to fix, What is completely destroyed. The damage is too great Even for a genius suitable To take the job. Effort at this point ceases… Until another theory is given birth to By the philosophically engulfed ways People throw together to form a valid solution. Although there is no real answer, is there? Just a few mere approaches To soothe the emotions tied And controlled by the puppeteer, man himself. Though be he The master or the slave?

10 Reasons For Obama Biden Not Palin Mcshame
1 Look to the future Senator Obama offers the most comprehensive energy plan of any Presidential nominee in history, it will end our dependence on foreign oil and create as many as 5,000,000 jobs. Senator McCain’s plan continues the Bush Administration’s policy of appeasement to Big Oil, does nothing to reduce our dependence on oil, and isn’t as good as Paris Hilton’s. 2. You pollute, you pay Obama and Biden support plan to make polluters pay for pollution credits and to clean up toxic waste. McCain wants us to foot the bill for clean-up and to give polluters billions in tax breaks and subsidies. 3. Keeping us healthy Obama and Biden have fought to keep our air and water clean. McCain has voted against clean water ten times and voted six times to make it harder for states and the EPA to keep our air clean. 4. Listening to the scientists The Nobel Prize-winning Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change says that Ameri

Jamie-lynns Spotlite Fund
JAMIE-LYNN IS GONNA BE 30!!!! Hey everyone, Jamie-Lynn's Birthday is Monday September 22nd!! I would love to get her in the Spotlight for her Birthday!! She has done so much to help me Godfather! She also helped alot with my spotlight! Along with many others. She went outta her way for so many on here! So if u could Please donate any fubucks to help it would be really appreciated!!! Also....If you donate 200k or more we will make you a personal salute together!! (Or just one of us if you want) So Please help put her in the Spotlite for her 30th Birthday!!!! Jamie Lynn Real Life G/F of Jake The Snake {Yeahmons Angels}~{Shadowlevelers}~{Fu Bad Girl}@ fubar Thanks in

Top 10 Cities For Poverty In The U.s.a.
TOP 10 CITIES FOR POVERTY IN THE U.S.A. Democrat leadership Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961; Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954; Cincinnati, OH (3rd)...since 1984; Cleveland, OH (4th)...since 1989; Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor; St. Louis , MO (6th)....since 1949; El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor; Milwaukee , WI (8th)...since 1908; Philadelphia , PA (9th)...since 1952; Newark , NJ (10th)...since 1907. Einstein once said, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." It is the disadvantaged who habitually elect Democrats --- yet are still disadvantaged. Interesting correlation

Cops Were Called,,,by A Unplugged Phone???????
ok,now my life is strange anyway,,but last night it got a lil worse.im at a friends house playin the wii.having a good ol time,and those of you who know me know not much of a drinker,so yes,,know what i was up to,lol.well like i said having fun being messed up,and a car pulls up in the driveway in the middle of the night.well we thought weird,but then hey its prob our friend coming back,well my other friend,whos house we were at ,get sup and walked towards the door,and instantly hollers cops,wel yeah,we freaked out ,middle of the country that is a lil bad,haha.well they walk outside ,i stay in and umm,hide something,,or try to.the cop WALKS UP AND ASKES WHAT IS WRONG,,,,o,blows our minds right then,,we are like what?he says that someone there called the cops and didnt say anything,ok weird,knowing my friends phone isnt even plugged in,,yeah its in the phone jack,but phone not plugged in,so no power,we had to prove it to him wasnt us,sigh......so somehow the phone is calling out,and to

Love Grows
I have tried to hate you Let your memories fade away. Forget you ever existed Attempt to find a better day. Why can’t I get over you? Why can’t I ever say no? Why won’t you leave my mind? Why can’t I let you go? I want you to be happy Make something special of your life. Never have any worries Never be full of strife. You have so much potential So many talents to display. However you ignore them Never take advantage of the day. But deep inside of me I just can’t let it show. My love for you won’t die It just grows and grows. Written by Doyle Kirkman September 16, 2008

About Tom (myspace)
Late last year we discovered that MySpace cofounder Tom Anderson, arguably the most popular individual on the Internet with 240+ million MySpace friends (he is added by default to every MySpace account) was actually 37 years old, not the 32 that he continues to claim on his MySpace page. Now we’ve learned a much more colorful part of Anderson’s history: In 1985, when he was fourteen and in high school in Escondido, California, Anderson was subject to one of the largest FBI raids in California history after hacking into a Chase Manhattan Bank computer system and subsequently showing his friends how to do it. He was never arrested because he was a minor, but the FBI confiscated all of his computer equipment and some newspaper accounts of the incident stated incorrectly (see image below from a 1986 LA Times story) that he was “convicted in federal court of computer hacking and placed on probation” (the statements were corrected in subsequent articles). Anderson used the hacker name “

For Those Who Care
I havent been online much for a few different reasons. A.) Working 2 Jobs has finnaly kicked me in my ass, with hours never being the same, and by the time work is done for one place then its time to go to the second job, get out of there and im pooped so i come home and go to bed. B.) Now lets throw in school into that mess. Im taking online classes, and 1 class at our local hospital. HMM now that with 2 jobs is like ( slap me in the face and make me slow down). I feel as with everything i have going on, i have no time for myself. C.) Even more messed up, and complicated and my days even being long throw in the mix of school work, laundry, my animals, and house hold chores. HOnestly i want to scream sometimes. D.) and for those who dont know, i was approved for a house loan, and im looking at houses, and im hoping to find the right one for me. AHHHH TheJoys of being me.

Fu Party Sept 27th, Saturday, Dfw Area!
We are planning another FUBAR party on September 27th, Saturday !!! Come on out and get your groove on with us at WEEKENDS PARIDISE BAR & GRILL, at Bayview Marina in Rowlett. Everyone always has a blast, and no matter what music you like, there is something for everyone! Pool, rock music, dance, country (next door) and great food and booze to boot! Lol (We will probably hang out a bit on Friday the 26th as well, same place… If you can handle a double! lol) ~~~ WEEKENDS is at Bayview Marina and is conveniently located just 15 minutes east of Dallas with easy access from Interstate 30. South of I-30 at Dalrock Road. Weekends 600 Cooke Drive, Suite 300 Bayview Marina Rowlett, TX 75088 972-475-6438 Google the address for directions!!!

A Train Of Thought
laying there in the middle of the night my thoughts never cease....thoughts of you and me speed thru my mind...memories of things yet to happen fall behind in the passage of my train of thought..steaming along my mind hurtles thru all that would be and things to be...into forever my mind sees her as being happy....being realistic i know that a fantasy fairytale love story is never possible in this cruel insane world that we live in so maybe seeing you forever happy is just a reflection of the happiness i now feel because shes in my life....and my hopes of how long she will be able to stand me and my ways...what she sees in me i dont even really know...maybe its my classic dorkiness appeal...lol...shes great...i love being able to look her in the eye and seeing happiness glow from within...i love the way she crinkles her nose when shes tickled and starts laughing...the intensity in her eyes always hit me with such force that my heart always skips a few beats...i get lost in her eyes cau

Crushin...
IS A POEM I WROTE A LONG TIME AGO, FUNYHOW IT STILL STANDS TRUE STILL TO THIS DAY......... LET ME KNOW WAT YA THINK ITS CALLED "FALLIN".... FALLING GOD STOP ME FROM FALLIN, CUZ HERE I GO AGAIN. BEEN HERE BEFORE, DONT FEEL LIKE GOING BACK AGAIN. I KEEP SAYING SHES JUS MA FRIEND. I WISH SHE COULD SEE ME, HEAR ME, GOD JUS BE WITH ME. SHES SO BEAUTIFUL, SKIN SO FARE, CUPID PLEASE STOP MA HEART, THIS JUST ISNT FAIR. KEEP TELLING YOUR SELF GET OVER IT, ANYTHING TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLUMIT. IM FALLING IN LOVE, PLEASE FORGIVE ME BUT I JUS DONT CARE. MY HEARTS SWOREING LIKE A DOVE, THIS CANT BE LOVE, NOW I CANT STOP THINKIN BOUT HER, EVERY WAKIN MOMENT SHES ON MY MIND, PEACE I CANT FIND. WED MAKE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PAIR, SHE TELLS ME SHE LOVES ME BUT JUS AS A FRIEND. GOD WONT THIS TOURCHURE EVER END. SHES SO GEORGOUS INSIDE AN OUT, WHEN IM WITH HER IM SILENT BUT I NEED TO SHOUT, LET IT ALL OUT IM FALLING IN L

Suicide Love
This pain deep inside of me I don’t know why but it won’t get out of me I just want to end my life, it seems if I take this razor over my wrist that I finally exit Nobody cares if I live or die so I am saying goodbye Now its time to die, I slit my wrist, I can feel it all over again The pain is deeper but this time it feels like a creeper coming back to haunt me Only this time I greet him saying hello, is this the time when I die? Please let me know because I want to go somewhere but here so I can feel existence Someone to think I am beautiful but no one answers me SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME but it looks like I’m fully alive I don’t want to be alive so now I’m taking this razor across my throat Wait am I suppose to see these dark circles? I can hear you screaming as I say goodbye, NO I LOVE YOU My last words for you are don’t cry I need to die!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Gary
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction ALL DSC- FAMILY AND FRIENDS LETS ALL PULL TOGETHER AND TRY TO MAKE GARY GODFATHER BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction@ fubar BIRTHDAY WISHES BROUGHT TO YOU BY $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE P!MP@ fubar "INFARRED"~~~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW 4 LIFE~~~OWNER OF DOWNTOWN BOMBERS~~@ fubar Thats Gangsta - Bun B feat Sean Kingston (repost of original by '$Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE P!MP' on '2008-09-16 20:20:58') (repost of

The Siege
Do you feel the arrival coming? That you instinctively grab the extra layer speaks volumes. This is not mere diligent behavior by him of course. Soon you will bow to the force of inevitability. The sunlight may confuse your senses. But do not hesitate to shore up your defenses. Rehearse your drill. Become impervious to that evening chill. Will you spend this siege isolated? Or will romance become your barrier of mortar and fill

Party Sep.27th
We are planning another FUBAR party on September 27th, Saturday !!! Come on out and get your groove on with us at WEEKENDS PARIDISE BAR & GRILL, at Bayview Marina in Rowlett. Everyone always has a blast, and no matter what music you like, there is something for everyone! Pool, rock music, dance, country (next door) and great food and booze to boot! Lol (We will probably hang out a bit on Friday the 26th as well, same place… If you can handle a double! lol) ~~~ WEEKENDS is at Bayview Marina and is conveniently located just 15 minutes east of Dallas with easy access from Interstate 30. South of I-30 at Dalrock Road. Weekends 600 Cooke Drive, Suite 300 Bayview Marina Rowlett, TX 75088 972-475-6438 Google the address for directions!!!

Update From The Storm
Okay, alot of you have asked for updates on how we fared from the hurricane sooooo here goes. My house lost a few shingles and the power was out for an hour. That is it. A firefighter friend of mine told me we had topped out sustained winds at 48 mph in Bryan/College Station, not sure how many inches of rain. So we got very lucky. The storm went east of us and spared us a great deal. Keep the people of Galveston, Houston and surrounding areas that felt thee brunt of Ike in your prayers and thank you for caring so much. -L-

Bling Pack Contest--just A Rate!! (done)
I am in a contest for a bling pack. The winner is the person with the most rates, so I would soooo appreciate it if you could take 30 seconds of your time and gimme a rate! Thanks ahead of time!! Jen Here is the link to the contest page: Just click on the pic and rate! Please repost for me! Thanks

Crazy
If you know about wedding or in one.. You that its crazy.. I know that I had a great time over the weekend my brother got married.. it was good.. I got pics to post but.. no room help move up in rate here.. I really need to level up.. lol.. HELP!!! Jeannie

Hotwing
gotta enjoy ya some hotwing they can be spicy when ya want em to be sweet all the time make you smile at the though of having em next you you lips taste so good some times you think you might eat until you cant eat anymore mmmmmmmm gotta enjoy ya some hotwing

The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chambe

Fu's Song
Online Brad Paisley I work down at the pizza pit And I drive and old Hundai I still live with my mom and dad I 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-fi fantatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace Cause online I'm down in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Mazarati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up the mac In real life, the only time I Ever even been to LA Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade. Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I g

My Current Feelings Plz I Need More Prayers
PLEASE PRAY FOR US Right now I sit at work and I am over here debating my life wondering where i went wrong or why i am having to go threw what im going threw its almost as if the abuse inflicted on my by my parents growing up wasnt enough for me. Because of all the abuse i always day to day threw and threw I constantly judge myself negatively and never take good complements from anyone i shoot them down. I wonder what god put me here for if its only been nothing but 90% of pain,abuse,loneliness. the last 5 1/2 years of my life was good up till i started fighting to get my children back and my mom beccame more of a moster then ever someone i dont even know and my ex whom i have been best friends with and with 24/7 since i met him is now moving to Texas on Saturday I feel like i have lost my own soul and im loosing the rest of my heart along with it. I have never been alone since i left home after I graduated now i have to live alone for i dont know how long which i hope isnt long and

So Much For Our Meant To Be
We started out oerfect The inferno of Desire and Love set free Locked togher in Ecstacy between these sheets One heart beating , One soul breathing What happened to our meant to be ? Times change and so do we But our souls were always meant to be For a lifetime we've loved one another can't you see ? My heart is cracking inside of me Something has gone wrong with Our Meant to Be Mistakes were made some were mine Both of us have crossed that line But we had each other through rain and shine Forever yours , Forever mine Now I am hanging on by a thread Praying that this is not the end The love was torn apart but will never cease to be Hearts shattered before their time Give me back our meant to be Times change and so do we Souls separated but still meant to be The love of this lifetime is tainted why can't you see The love within you the love within me The floodgates of sorrow are breaking free Fight fo

You Think You May Know Me.
So I've been hearing rumors about people voicing their concerns about me "smoking too much pot". Now, let me tell you this, hearing this has gotten me very pissed off. You have no right sitting there while I am not present telling a girl I am interested in that "Dan seems to smoke too much pot." I have never done anything wrong to any of you who did not deserve the words said. Even if I did say anything, it was NOT behind your back. You may think that the reason why I do not show up to Wendy's after the game is because I just want to go smoke. Well, your wrong. If needed, I will smoke on my way to Wendy's or after I get there and take someone with me. So obviously that is not the case. I do not join in at Wendy's because I do not feel comfortable around you guys. Especially now that I come to find out how you guys really feel about me. It is very hard as a "new guy" to come to this tight group of people and try to fit in. You sit there talk talk about your lives, which everyone

Compromising-lyric Sheet-killthecat
I wrote a couple of lousy songs But they were too fast and too cynical You know talking ‘bout shit You don’t get too many friends But it’s nothing and I don’t care And everything just for truth this menace You simply know that everyone hates to get it in the face I just thought “Whatever, they will get what they deserve” But I didn’t know so easy, but you know how to… Compromise, you just accept it You didn’t care what they say Or even what they did Tell me why You concretely Picked up that damned treasure Dropping your honesty Silence! Be in silence I don’t want to hear Another excuse, another apology I’ve got a brainache as you speak Don’t you want to guess what Hope it is not another one lousy song about Compromising, ready, set, go to the right Of having a plane to escape From this plan to decide Guess what: you don’t know What you fighting for And it’s not for your safety But for his own.

Autumn
i looked into the sky when i left for work this morning and saw orion, taurus, and the pleiades. each september, when i see them for the first time, it gives me such a good feeling. it means that autumn isn't far off. today will be a good day. :)

And You Thought Continued
The story, it simply gets more frustrating...as you give up and say I love you...you find one day...that nothing is really as you were made to believe..you should have kept that distance...for now you are only more confused. But then...you would have never gained the knowledge that yu probably are not the one who is broken...but the one who tried to break you... even after knowing how broken you had been in the first place...And what it took to gain your trust and love...your respect too...afte they too, had been thrown into the samne tornado...and did not come out without scars that will always be a part of them... And you go on ...wondering and adding to your uncertan opinion of yourself ...him and the whole tiem period that seems to have beeen nothing but a fantasy...or depending on how you look at it..A NIGHTMARE>>.

This Is The Dream Of Every Woman!
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

9/17/1939: The Soviet Union Invades Poland
Today in history, September 17, 1939, the Soviet Union declared that the Polish government no longer existed, and began invading the country under the Hitler-Stalin pact. Germany had previously invaded Poland on September 1, 1939 and World War 11 began just days later. The secret Hitler-Stalin pact had left Poland sandwiched between invaders from the East and the West now, as the German army’s land and air offensive pushed the Polish army into the “arms” of the Soviets. The Germans handed over thousands of Polish troops to the Soviets after having fought their way to the eastern front in a little more than two weeks. Poland had hoped Russia would be an ally and a “blood brother” to help rescue them from the ruthless Germans, unaware of the pact that Stalin and Hitler had agreed upon to partition their country in August of 1939. Ultimately the Soviet Union would dominate and control more than three-fifths of Poland and 13 million people due to the September 17th invasion.

Humpday Pimp Out...
Today is my Thirsty Thursday pimp out,on this list are Fu bar's coolest people on here,why not fan/rate/add these to your list if you havent all ready... ~*MÈ†äL §äÑÐý *~[real life] partner of~*K¡ŋÐ®έÐ_§p¡®¡†™*~@ fubar Mini~Mike™@ fubar ღMRSღ@ fubar tra71~W.I.S.E UK Friend~Pirate Leveller~Insane Leveller~25 to Life@ fubar ***~Lynne~*** Team Captain of Thunder & Lightning Levelers.@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt (#1 FAMILY)~ LDC Family~Vampyrez Rave Vixenz~@ fubar ♥BitchPal7769♥ No Salute=No Add & No Blank Friend Request Accepted@ fubar Iron Maiden@ fubar morena_esperanza ~AKA~ kiss my @ss ~@ fubar Darkangel

First Time Advice
Body: virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to mee

Crash Into Me
You've got your ball You've got your chain Tied to me tight tie me up again Who's got their claws in you my friend Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock and sweet you roll Lost for you I'm so lost for you You come crash into me And I come into you, I come into you In a boys dream In a boys dream Touch your lips just so I know In your eyes, love, it glows so I'm bare-boned and crazy for you When you come crash into me, baby And I come into you In a boys dream In a boys dream If I've gone overboard Then I'm begging you to forgive me In my haste When I'm holding you so girl... close to me Oh and you come crash into me, baby And I come into you Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me In a boys dream... In a boys dream Oh I watch you there through the window And I stare at you You wear nothin

T-mobile To Introduce Phone With Google's Android Software
5:25 PM, September 16, 2008 For those of you who have been anticipating the so-called Google Phone as if it were the next iPhone, the wait is almost over. Google T-Mobile USA said today that it would unveil the much-anticipated mobile phone loaded with Google's Android software next Tuesday at a press conference in New York. The "G1," which is being manufactured by HTC, won't go on sale until October. But expect T-Mobile to finally divulge some key details such as pricing. T-Mobile is just the first carrier to market the phone. Other cellphone manufacturers and carriers are expected to dial for dollars using the Google brand as bait, but they apparently have hit some snags. The Android phone is being positioned as a rival to Apple's iPhone and Research in Motion's BlackBerry. For Google, this seems like a no-lose proposition. The Internet search giant wants to make sure that all of its services, including its lucrative advertising, are available on all cellphones. So it cre

What's Up...
So I'm new to this whole thing, but I figured i should write a little something so that you can get an idea of who I am and not just judge by my pic. My name's Trevor, I'm from VA, but I'm currently stationed in the shithole desert known as Iraq. I am a special forces Marine and this is my 3rd tour of duty (not by choice, I was supposed to be out after the last one, but i got stop lossed...freakin Bush). I'm pretty easy-going, but while I'm over here my favorite past time is kicking ass and taking names...or not...I have a strict shoot first...don't ask questions policy. I like sports, especially basketball and football, and I can always get into a good book...anyway, I'm rambling now so I'ma wrap it up. I look forward to getting to know you all...peace for now!

Grrr
So because of hurricane Ike, we lost power.... IN KENTUCKY!!!! Sunday the 14th we got hit with hurricane force winds!!! I watched a roof blowoff right in front of me!!!! It is now wensday and i still don't have power! Im at my boyfriends parents who have much appreciated let me hop online and check my mail and stuff! I want to thank you all for the birthday luv. My birthday was monday and it was crazy!!!! Oh and Im a CNA and I thought my job was hard normally but it sucks with out power!!!! So thats a run down of the past few days for me!!! Much love to everyone and I hope I get to talk to you all soon!!!!! ♥SexyMel!