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My 1st Auction
Hey everybody I am having my 1st auction come by and look if you like what you see than bid on me. Thank you :P
~please Say A Prayer For My Mom~
Dear Friends~ Please keep My Mom in your prayers.. She was diagnoised with Breast Cancer, on Tuesday ~ July 29th.. She had had her mammogram, done a few weeks back, and it came back abnormal~ She was set up for a biopsy on the following Tuesday.. We went back to the doctor on Tuesday July 29th.. Where we got the news that every family dreads~ It was confirmed she had Breast Cancer~ She has seen the Chemo Doctor and is now waiting to see the Radioligist.. The Chemo doctor say she has the Evasive Ductal Carsinoma~ So she will now have to have a Bone Scan, Cat Scan & MRI, to insure, that it hasn't spread any where else.. Thank God, she has always, gone for Mammograms yearly and on time. (Unlike her daughter) SO it is the early stage~ So our Hopes are high and our Prayers are steadfast... Needless to say~ I am now sheduled for a Mammogram... I was once always real faithful too about having them done, until the last 3 years... But works just seems to get in the way of those things
Something Was Missing
Between laughs and happy playing My youth was sweet and lucky Among my friends and my family But something was missing The years saw me growing Bringing pain and happiness Many joy and sadness I felt something was missing Life brought me lots of smiling But many times it had gotten rough And it made me get more tough Still something was missing Travelling from The Alps to the Bayou I found life's true meaning That make me do more than surviving I found what was missing, ..and it was you
Life At This Point
Ok so it has been a really long time since I have posted a blog anywhere, in fear that it will be read by people who shouldn't read it and twisted around to further help them. I have been going through court and all kinds of crazy shit to keep my son. It's been the worst 2 years of my life. I feel like I am on a never-ending rollercoaster. I am right at the point where you think you're gonna puke...but can't. My ex thinks he can basically black-mail me into giving in and giving up my rights as a mother. Well I am going to fight tooth and nail to keep my son. I know I am not a perfect mom, but honestly who is? Even the snooty bitches in huge houses who can buy anything and everything for their kids are far from perfect. My point is I know I am a good mom. My kids are well taken care of and get just about anything they could ever want (when I have the money to get it). They are clothed, bathed, housed, fed and loved. We don't live in filth, our house is moderately clean like just
Sleep Over And Cook Out!
The girls had a busy weekend. Friday evening they went over to Tash's t-ball coaches house and went swimming, watched movies and had a sleep over. They had a blast. Tash overcame her fear of going down the slide and then wouldn't stop. Then she decided to start diving from the side of the pool into a floaty. Lexi had a blast as well. She started getting more comfortable and walked around the edge of the pool and played under the waterfall. Then today the girls went over to Adam and Aunt Alisha's house for a cook out. They swam, played with the baby, watched Bondoc throw Daddy into the pool, and Adam set firecrackers off. Needless to say they stayed busy and had a fun weekend.
Slipknot - Psychosocial
FUCK YEA... I COULD RELATE I did my time, and I want out! So abusive fate! It doesn't cut, this soul is not so vibrant. The reckoning, the sickening. Back at your subversion. Pseudo-sacred sick psycho virgin. Go to your classes, go dig your graves! Then fill your mouth with all the money you would save. Sinking in, getting smaller again. undone! It has begun, I'm not the only one! And the reign will kill us all. Throw ourselves against the wall. But no-one else can see. The preservation of the martyr in me. Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial. Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial. There are cracks on the road we lay. From where the devil fell, the secret have gone mad. This is nothing new, but would we kill it all? Fate was all we had! Who needs another mess, we could start over. Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong! Now there's only emptiness, burn elicit self threat. I think we're done, I'm not the only one! And the r
I Don't Even Recognize This One's Name?
http://www.fubar.com/user/1128997 omg! wtf?
Mudvayne Not Falling
lil motivation Always, known in, all my time A little left of center now Reflect as I realize That all I need is to find the middle pillar path to sit like the sun by a star in the sky and just be. Sinners, casting stones at me I...I stand, not crawling, not falling down I...I bleed, the demons, that drag me down I...I stand,(For nothing), not crawling, (the center), not falling down (of calms within the eye) I...I'll bleed,(For no one), the demons, (but myself), that pull me down (For me and no one else) Goodbye, sunshine, I've put it out again, sad I'm over, personalities, conflicting I don’t need you, or anyone, but me I'll just be, living my own life I feel my glowing center grow, infecting I feel alive Shovel dirt over lime, plant it in myself to sit like a seed under covers of earth and just be Sinners, pointing fingers at me [Chorus] Come play kill Refuse my body, refuse my shadow Stone cold will Refuse to lead this,
Awakening
I felt hypnotized by your gaze My heart beat faster You took my hand and pulled me in Your arm across my lower back, pressing me up hard against your body Your body heat warmed me instantly I melted in your arms You kissed me gently, then with longing passion You caressed my body The pressure of your hands becoming heavy Making me want more I felt it all come together . . . And then I woke . . . Hate it when that happens!!!!! I Miss You So
A Living Will
This was a forwarded to me that I found funny & I tweaked it a bit . . . Last night my cousin and I were sitting in my apartment and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens to me, please just make sure to pull the plug." So . . . she got up . . . unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine!!!!!!! :(
Leaving Fubar
I am deleting my Fubar acct in a couple of weeks If you wanna keep in touch you can reach me on yahoo dcowboysfan1978.
Powerful Women's Motto:
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... 'Oh shit....she's awake!!'
More Of Your Rights Provided By Wadv.org
More of your rights, provided by WADV.ORG Commonly Forgotten by Victims of Domestic Violence You have the right to joy to a life without any abuse to make your own decisions about your future to be human and to make mistakes to change your mind, plans, and goals to laugh to sleep the whole night through to eat what you want when you want to visit with family and friends to privacy to be treated with respect to not hide the actions of another (the guilt doesn't belong to you) to go where you need and want to go to love to do what you want (and accept responsibility for that) to be healthy to feel hurt and to cry to be angry and to say so to say "no" without feeling selfish or guilty to not need another's permission to do things to share your thoughts and emotions to a life without shame to be complimented without sarcasm to live without the fear of abuse to assistance from the police to financial independence to work in your choice of jobs to no
High School Antics
Ok. I'm 26 and yes I've been to many war fronts. I have seen alot and done many things. Yet, I come back here and find that people that are older than me, that should be more mature than me are acting like they are back in the hallways of their old Hish School. GROW UP. Just because you feel the need to bitch and moan about all the petty shit in your life and the meaningless banter that exists around you doesn't mean that you need to draw everyone in around you to feel the same. Take some time to reflect on your OWN life and deal with the problems and affections that live with YOU. Sort your fucking life out mate!
A Moment In Life
I would accept just one hour In your arms than none at all I would accept just one kiss If that is all you could give I would accept a fleeting moment and cherish it forever more an hour, a kiss, a moment with you for these, I would give MY life
Chasing Cars
I absolutely love this song... Music Video: Chasing Cars by (Snow Patrol) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone "Chasing Cars" We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I
Shout Box Talk..hmmm
HAVE U EVER TALK TO PEOPLE ON HERE (or have talked 2) USEIN THE SHOUT BOX N NEVER GET A REPLY BACK CUZ THEY EITHER TO0 BUSY OR JUS INGNORE YA.THEN LATER U FIND OUT THEY WANT YOU TO RATE THIER PICKS,PROFILE OR EVEN BETTER RATE THIER FUKKIN PAGE WIT AN 11,N SHOW LOVE BACK LOL. SO MUCH FOR FUBAR LOVE ,HUH, N WOOOOHOOO TO THE HATER STATUS,LOL.
Something To Ponder!!
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour a day to drain the fluids from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. And every afternoon when the man in the bed next to the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed would live for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the outside world. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake, the man had said. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Lovers walked arm in arm amid flowers of every color of the rainbow. Grand
Ahhhhh Now I Understand Better!
What women say And what they MEAN ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I do
Untimely Death
You know? Life truly is precious,youth,is a gift...I lost a good friend this weekend,who didn't appreciate what he had apparantly.He is now,just another D.U.I. statistic.Don't let a day go by,that you don't thank someone who has touched your life in some way,no matter how hard it may seem,present a smile with sincerity,and above all...no matter how bad you might think things are,remember,tomorrow is another day! Spread the love ya all,life is too short!!
Why?? Questions That Need To Be Answered Someday!!
Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance? Why is the original text in a document called "copy"? Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, but smokers can get their cigarettes up front? (thanks to Imani) Why is the small size of a candy bar the "fun size"? It's more fun to eat a big candy bar. (thanks to Shane) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? (thanks to Steve M.) Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink? Why doesn't whoop-ass doesn't come in bottles? (thanks to Schmidty) Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? (thanks to Evets) Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know th
My New Owner Joe Aka *passionman 71*
I just want to take a minute to introduce you all to the awesome person that has been my owner this month!! Most of you know him already...but for those of you who dont...this awesome man is Joe aka *Passionman71*...one of the most kindest, most generous men i know!! And im lucky enough to be his slave for the month!! He may look intimidating but hes one of the nicest people youd ever want to meet...he helps everyone everyday level up (because of course he is a shadow leveler) and helps everyone in any way he can!!! So just click the link below and go to his page and show him mega fu-love, because he soooooooo deserves it!!! ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71@ fubar
Team 2 Fu-angels (revised)
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ******JUICY DEE****** RedheadWitha6InchTongue
Grocery Store
dunno if anyone reads these...guess it dont matter anyway this one is taking up space. yesterday at work i saw one of the rudest customers...and ive had my fair share of unruly customers (usually i chalk it up to that they had a bad day and let it slide) but this guy was probably the worst. The cashier checking him out said the line that we usually have to say "the carts dont go outside we'll have someone carry out for you". And usually the customers give one of two reactions...either they feel embarrassed for doing the wrong thing and felt like they should've known (i dont blame them there isnt a sign posted up stating the rules), or the act like its the most ridiculous thing they have ever heard. well this couple gave both. The wife took the embarrassed tone of "oh...okay then" and tried pushing the cart aside. The husband was bagging his groceries and said "not my problem." The boy came up to help carry out and bag but the customer was in his way. The wife pointed out that the ba
Help I Need A Job
I have looked everywere . Down to Mcdonalds and Hardees. The job feilds are not open and i am in desperate need. I am hard working, punctual, dedicated, and determined. Anyone willing to give me a job will receive a hard worker who is determined to be the best at her job. I am very intelligent and a fast learner. I have excellent people skills, and an awsome sense of humor and work ethic. Please if anyone knows of a good job or has a job to offer let me know. My situation is dire and getting worse by the day. I am in the process of selling my sentimental valuables. Please if you can help with advice, a lead, or a job I would very much appreciate it.
New Beginings
New Beginnings Things I used to feel for one I feel for someone new. I know not exactly what these feelings are. I only know that I am full of positive emotions. Joy for the way she treats me. Happiness for the way she talks to me. Enlightenment about the way we are so similar. Passion in every little touch to the deepest kiss. Our children are great friends ever inseperable. People say that opposites attract, but they are just sayings. I have had a wonderful time since leaving. Yet the increase of joy doesn't seem to falter. Ever expanding and growing it is consuming me in a way that I cannot describe. The rage I used to have that consumed me to the core is no longer. I have not wanted or needed to injure myself. Regardless of the reasons it was all in vain. Only to leave me with the scars of a doomed relationship. How unusual it is to loose someone so important. Only to find out how much you can Live without them. Life is too short to live in the past with
Only Exist In Memory
what is it like to die to be wiped from existence dont you always wonder as i seen when a friend deleted herself from myspace it is like dying never to be as she did her photo became a photo of this person did not upload a picture just a blank she did this in the morning by the late afternoon she was a deleted red X all the messages i saved from her become garbage poems i wrote to her and all her comments all the comments on my profile disappeared from existence if i were to go to farm fresh and she were no longer there and they had never heard of her that is how she died from myspace i no longer have a memory of her would you die like that it dont seem that is the way cause people have memories of your existence right now as i surf my friends spaces i found photos of her on theirs proving her existence right now but what of in 50 years what of in hundred years memories fade as people die as other friends delete from lyfe their existence di
Torn Apart
Torn apart This beautiful torture that I so enjoy Feelings that were thought to be left behind A want a need that drives the pain from my mind I’ve found in you all I ever wanted to find The longing, wishing, hoping for more Only a passing storm to endure There are ways, planes, trains, automobiles Flight paths, tracks, city streets To bring us together, and make me complete
The Chicken Or The Egg?
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Ask Whatever!
Not too many people knows me real well here, I'm a writer thats one of my hobbies and yes if you want me to write some erotic story please let me Comment here and i will get one a soon is possible.... I do nor accept any man because i will not get on trouble with my man.... Females to i get my imagination to fly you have to help me think naughty about you so please if you can let me see you NSFW... other wise fill my head with naugthy things Much Love, Bad Kitty
Silent Insanity
A haze,mist,maybe just a cloud...something shrouding me today.A feeling,yearning,urging I think for something unseen,but felt all the same.I know it's there,just beyond rational thought.Have you ever been exposed in the darkest part of night? Have you ever hidden yourself in the brightest part of day? Do you mind my blank ramblings...Shhhh,if you are very still,you can feel it too. There it is! Total peace
This Chick Wants To Eat Me
You know me I'm just picture happy on the mumms. I put a picture on this mumm... http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=451061 And then she gets in my s/b...and of course my loving wife feels like playing...bottom to top... me kel fub...: give what you get hun and well enjoy your night glad you can give as well as get hope your girls think that way about you shame theres not many but hey who am i to say tat to a retarded person? me kel fub...: thanks i am you men are useless us women need a man and well good job we are wo'men ->me kel fub...: yea you look like a raging butch queen me kel fub...: wish your mum looked that good wheen she had my dildo up her arse Happy Reading.
Gone For The Week
Hope you have a.... Leaving for a few days so my wishes for you are.... Love,
Fullfillment
I Long for many years to feel my soul awake I dreamed so many nights of knowing true desire I wrote down all my hopes I prayed for one true Love I sang so many songs of how my heart had felt In all these things I never thought In all these things I held no hope And then one day I took a chance And in that chance I felt your lips and in your Lips I opened up and felt a warmth I never thought nor had I hoped could be so warm to fill my soul, fulfill my dreams, make all my hopes reality and all those songs that I had sung replaced with a song you have created so deep within my being
Under The Angels' Wings (the Sage Angel)
AMONG THE BEAUTY OF THE VIRGIN.THE WHITE ROSE SPREAD HER WINGS.THE SPARKLING OF THE TRANSLUCENT SOUL.A SPAN OF LUST,AND OF LOVE ,BEWITCHED.ALL WHO TOUCHED HER ESSENCES.A FLUTTER.A FLICKERING LITE,AS THE BREATHE CARRIES TINY MATTERS,ACROSS THE BREATH OF INNOCENT,A CHARMED ONE.ONWARD,TOWARD THE ANGEL OF PURITTY.HER RADIANCE,A MERE GLANCE SETS THE INNER BEING AFLAME. ADMIDST THE GARDENS,A BREEZE WHISPERS,AMONG THE ENTWINING SPRAGUE OF RED THROUGHOUT THE BREAKS OF THE BRANCHES.AS THE TWINKLING FIREFLIES,IN THE MIDST OF THE EVENING SKIES.THE BLOOD FLOWS FROM THE BLOOMS IN A DAZZLING MANNER,IN SEARCH OF A SOUL,ITS'MAKER.EMBRACING THE WINGS OF THE UNIQUE RUBY.LUST SETS THE MOTION OF THE GEMS LAVA,FLOWING FROM ITS' MAGNIFICIENTS. UNDER THE WATERS EDGE THE RAGING FLOWS KISSING THE SURFACE OF THE BLUE MOONS.GLIMMER,WITHIN ITS'GATES.THE SPIRIT OPEN,RECEIVING ALL GRACEFULLY,AS A LADY SHOULD.CREVICES BURNS,WITHIN THE TOUCH OF HER GOD.AMONGST THE ARCHING OF FLESH.THE NIGHT BEAST
2009 Chevrolet Corvette Zr1
2009 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 The ZR1 is a 600 plus horsepower super Corvette. By Shaun Bailey and Photos by John Lamm provided by: Road Track 2008 Detroit Auto Show The ZR1 is a 600 plus horsepower super Corvette, with production is limited to just 2000 units a year. It will likely cost in the neighborhood of $100,000. The car’s platform is the already stellar Z06 Corvette that features an aluminum chassis and 505 horsepower from a 7.0-liter small-block V-8. The ZR1 takes the next step and uses forced induction by means of a new Eaton 4-lobe supercharger mounted on a revised 6.2-liter V-8. Horsepower isn’t known yet, but claimed to be well above 600. To keep all that power in check are some massive brake rotors sourced from Brembo. In fact, they are nearly the same rotors used on a Bugatti Veyron and barely fit inside the 19-in. front wheels. The rear brake rotors fit comfortably in the 20-in. wheels and are the same as those used on the front of a Ferrari Enzo. The Z06 is
Cell Phones
Sometimes having a teenager with a cellphone is not a good thing... 3:17 AM David calls... "Dad, I can't sleep." I guess it was easier than walking to my room to tell me lol
Im New To This Blog Thing So Lets Give It A Shot
so i am havin issues dealin with problems im my relationship i have had for 6 yrs there is plenty of things to be worked on and i know its hard and im willing to give it a shot but he wont, he thinks its all me and to be honest im not perfect i can be a *itch somtimes but i think everyone can admit they have them momments and well i have told him over and over im unhappy and nothing changes the way he veiws me is just down right wrong he thinks i have everything i want lol and i dont even think like that to be honest material shit means nothing to me if i havent earned it and i wasn't raised rich and i tend to stick away from them ass's cause money goes to there head but back to the subject i just dont know what to do im sick of fighting but im not a quitter and i still love him alot but is it worth the mental drain that i am going through to fight for what i believe in im not aloud to do much he says hes not controllin but hes never home and im stuck with the kids all the time thats
Who Wants To Meet A Sweet Guy
MyHotComments HEY EVERYONE I AM DOING THIS FOR A FRIEND. HE IS A GREAT GUY. HE IS SWEET, MAKES YOU LAUGH (GUARANTEED), ALWAYS THERE WHEN YOU NEED HIM, LOVES FUBAR, HAS LOTS OF FRIENDS. WHO WOULD LIKE A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW WEST COAST J HE WAS ONCE CHERRY TO SOME OF YOU. HE IS FUBAR'S VERY OWN LAP DANCE SPECIALIST. COME SHOW HIM SOME LOVE AND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED DROP HIM A LINE OR TWO. MyHotComments WESTCOAST J STRIPPER & LAPDANCE SPECIALAIST BOSS AT THA BOSS LADY'S LOUNGE@ fubar MyHotComments THIS BULLY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NONE OTHER THEN THE ONE THE ONLY GUMMY PRINCESS! PLEASE SHOW ME LOVE AS WELL *GÚMM¥ È×þRȧ§~~ÇHÖÖ ÇHÖÖ** 4eva owned by gummy vodka@ fubar MyHotComments
Omg! Who Wants To Meet Fubar's Super Model Member?
WELL... I FREAKING DO!~ I AM SOOO SICK OF SEEING THESE STUPID COWS TAKING PICS SITTING ON A DAMN KITCHEN STOOL IN FRONT OF A SHEET HANGING ON A WALL AND YELLING THAT THOSE ARE THEIR MODELING SHOTS. FIRST... MODELING SHOTS ARE PICS THAT ARE TAKEN BY PROFESSIONALS AND THE SUBJECT OF THE PHOTOS GET PAID FOR THE PHOTOS. SOME OF THESE CHICKS THAT SCREAM THEY HAVE MODELING SHOTS WOULD BE LUCKY TO GET THEIR PICS HUNG IN A GARDEN MUCH LESS A MAGAZINE OR CATALOGUE. SECOND... IF THOSE WERE *REALLY MODELING PHOTOS YOU WOULD NOT BE POSTING THEM ON FUBAR BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE THE SOLE PROPERTY OF THE PURCHASER THAT BOUGHT THE PHOTOS FOR MODELING SHOTS. THIRD... IF YOU HAVE FEWER THAN 6 TEETH OR MORE THAN 6 LAYERS OF GUT, YOU ARE ONLY MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF TO CLAIM THAT YOU WERE EVER A MODEL OF ANYTHING UNLESS THEY NEEDED A NEW MICHELIN GUY MOLD. FOURTH... GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELVES "MODELS" AND GO SEE ORTHODONISTS AND VISIT YOUR LOCAL PLASTIC SURGEONS AND GIVE UP SOME PROOF THA
Me And Ali's Special Day 8 3 2008
Hey everyone this is one of My Beautiful Days of my life and I got re fu married and this time it was to an amazing man of my dreams and he is one of my closest best friend here and its Ali. We had a beautiful church moment with vows and flowers and drinks. We had our beautiful friend Barb there. I owe you so much for being there for us it ment a lot to us. I also have to give a big THANK YOU TO JUDGE LADYBYRD AND BEARHUGS420! BEARHUGS420 if it was not for you in telling me LadyByrd does weddings this wedding would of NEVER HAPPENED! This site does have amazing people and if you seek for the wonderful ones and look at people from the inside and not go for just the point whoring your be amazed. I am in tears while I write this! I want you all to know my day is coming very near for this surgery and I am very scared but I have amazing friends I will keep in touch with. I will have my laptop with me in the hospital.
Loss And Rebuilding
last tues i lost my mate of ten years she went in sun with a heart attack was kept on life support ,she fought to recover but at 2:30 a.m lost the battle she was 72, since her death i,ve been working on dealing with never seeing her again or hearing her voice , i,m getting better day by day but i know i have a long road ahead, i,m gratefull for all the support i,ve gotten from friend and strangers online it helps the recover process alot.
My Gripe
My Gripe By: Edwin(Blackie)Padilla Yes…….I have an Issue….. I don’t know about you but I have to vent about the world today. It seems people want everything handed to them, for whatever reason they can come up with (not even a valid one, I might add). The reason for my gripe is…….people who come from another country and expect us to cater to them hand and foot, without giving back to the country that took them in. I like referring to these people as the “Lazy Immigrants”. People who claim that they have escaped political prosecution, poverty, or are looking for a better life……in other words……looking for a piece of that “American Pie” everyone talks about in other countries. I know this Country was founded by Immigrants, but they worked their tailbones off in order to get that “Piece of the Pie”…..They didn’t bitch and moan to have it handed to them!!! I was just at a convenience store in line to pay for some snacks, and this “lady” in front of me was ripping the poor at
Red Hair Is Sexy?
Never worked for me in high school. Then again I went to high school with a lot of stupid people. Anyways, my hair is red :) I like it. I think I have "mom" hair now. The cut I mean. First day back to work is tomorrow. 345 meet time.. bleh. After work I'm hoping to be able to see Joe :) Was going to go see him today with the baby but I have to be in bed too early. :( So hopefully tomorrow won't be a super long day and I can be there for a couple of hours before I come home. Tuesday is my follow up with the surgeon and talking to a lawyer. Yay? My head hurts and I'm tired. I shoulda been in bed an hour and a half ago but I'm waiting for dinner. Ah well.. all for now.
Confused???
Ok... so this website is suppossed to be fun. I need fun. Im a stay at home and I live in a tiny, unfriendly town. I haven't figured out how its fun. I need a handy dandy fubar for idiots guidebook. I feel pretty lost.
Brodie And The Fans Unite
A Night, and a Quarterback, to Remember By C.E. Wendler Warpaint Illustrated Columnist Posted Aug 2, 2008 This will all sound completely sappy. You might call it overblown, unrealistic and a rush to judgment. By the end of this column, some of you may regard me a complete homer with no grounded view of Brodie Croyle. But man, viewing Brodie Croyle was truly enjoyable Saturday night in River Falls, Wisconsin. I can’t remember the last time I’ve had more fun watching someone play quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. Put it this way – Croyle attempted 12 passes Saturday during KC’s Family Fun Night extravaganza. Eleven of those passes hit a receiver in the hands. ••• It started simply enough, a casual bootleg play culminating in a dart into the hands of wide receiver Devard Darling. Then Croyle fired an absolute rocket over the middle of the field to his favorite target, Dwayne Bowe, and right then is where the magic started. On his next pass, the ki
Videos Ceo Made Me! I Won His A$$ :p
Was to excited when I seen these. Will have to beautify them later lol
Fubar Friends.
To all of my wonderful friends I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. I actually started with 99,000 points to fuberlord this morning and I never imagined I would actually level. I am speechless. There are several that I couldnt return the love which I feel horrible about. There were so many I know I wont remember to rate tomorrow so leave me a message to remind me to rate you when I get on. Again thank you to all who helped me level. Hit me up when you need it I will not hesitate to help you.
True North Nuts
Every TrueNorth™ product starts with nutritious almonds, peanuts, pistachios, pecans or walnuts. These nuts are lower in saturated fat than other nuts, and contain mostly mono and polyunsaturated fats. Every TrueNorth™ product contains 5g of protein per serving. You'll find nuts listed as the first ingredient in every one of our tasty nut snacks. The commerical says...true north the exceptional nuts sack!! LOL just had to share that..when I hear it I didn't believe it!!!
Smell
You Are the Sense of Smell You appreciate the smaller things in life that few people notice. You notice subtle changes just as they happen. You're the first one to know if the seasons are changing or if the cookies are done. You love new environments, and you can recall all the places you've been. You have a sharp memory, and you are often nostalgic for the past. You enjoy traveling internationally. You have an easy time taking in a new place. Which of the Five Senses Are You?
Mists
Accept me now my Mists Take me to a place where I can cause no pain Deny me not the entrance to my blessed Avalon. I can bear no longer the strains and burdens of human words. My light is dimming, my heart is burdened. I sacrifice of my self to give others the peace and Joy due them, To be driven once again to the Fires Pyre. Allow me now my boat, the latern, and the peace of knowing That Pure love given is the greatest gift to others I have to give. Avalon I call, I plead ~ do not deny your childe of light, your daughter of the lake.
For Shelly
JAK's naughty girl is always busy with showing luv to all those who know her and yet rarely ever gets the same luv in return. Would you be sooooo kind as to rate, fan, add, crush, or bling my babygirl? It would mean so much to me!!! If thats too much to ask fubuck donations would be cool too!!! ~Devil's Advocate~ ¢¾John's Wifey~Mikey's Lil Shelly FuFu~JAK's Spoiled Girl~@ fubar Be sure to tell this angel JAK sent ya!!!
Toy 1
Stop By See What I Have To Offer
Come Bid On Me and Rate Me I am in another contest Stop in and throw me a bid and a rate
Lets Show ^sin^ Love While She Is In The Hospital!!!
I received a text a little while ago from ^sin^ letting me know she is in the hospital. She woke up at 5 am with severe stomach pain. At ten she couldn't take it anymore and went to the hospital. Turns out she has appendicitis. She is having her appendix removed tomorrow. She is a great person here on Fubar. I can say she is one of the most caring people I know on this site. She always helps others. Lets all go show her we care. Show her lots of love and let her know that we are thinking of her. Repost this often!!! ^sin^ Fu wife 2 sultry¢¾Fu slave to easye02476 ,sxysavior&navynick¢¾big daddy's pet@ fubar Mistress Broken*FuOwned by Photobug*Sarges Bad Girls*Cherrybomb Pinup*NyhasWifey*Sur mes genoux*@ fubar
A Great Man Who Knows What A Woman Really Is
So because I don't get on cam naked and show my fat body to the world and because I actually leave the people who I care about comments to let them know that I appreciate their friendship and shower those I love with attention, yet get none in return from someone who supposably cares for me, this great person from the "South" has proven to me that the good women are the whores and the good women are shit. No man wants a woman who won't get on cam and get naked for them. No man wants a woman who actually shows her caring and affection for another. I'm confused but hey...I ain't from the "South" so I guess we do things differently where I'm from. But at least I now know what and who I really am...Thank you!
Sucks I Can't Give 11's...
A lot of you people truly deserve it in your own way. Thanks to all who have become good friends and those who will in the future.
Need A Date !!!
Going to a dinner party at THE DARK QUEEN hotel where CHEF JAY will be hosting a grand opening ceremony for his restaurant call ILLUSION's this Wednesday and need a date. Here are my options: 1) This HOTROD of a BLONDIE named STEPHYMARIE who likes to give me STRAWBERRII KISSES 2) NAUGHTY GIRL HOLLIE who was once my MISTRESS (until she tried to BITE ME)and could KISMA JOHNSON like NO ONE else. 3) SWEET ANGEL SHERRY who is always wondering if I am CRAVEN MOREHEAD 4) This 1HOTMOMMA named MARCIE who tends to tickle my SPARKLYBALLS non-stop. 5) BLUDGEON's ex-girlfriend KIRA who handles my 2BALL & McBOING BOING with KIT gloves 6) That KINKYGIRL EVILASH who I think has MAJIK TA TA's & one HELLY of an azz that she can SHAKE 7) SEXYMOMA ZENA, whom I have already gotten LUCKY with when we did a MR69 8) DARLING NIKKI who has a SILLYAZZ that wont QUITTA and a YSSUP that screams MEOW 9) This SWEET ANGEL named T.E.R.I that I have been trying to DRILL all SUMMER long. (PER
Check This Out!
Wow have I got the goodies for all of you to help you on leveling up. These are some great links to help you go about your search to make leveling easier. You get more points and it's easier to level with a lot pictures and stash. Check these links out. Thank you to The Confederate Bombers for sharing them. Please stop by and show them some love. MUSIC: www.EZ-Tracks.com www.noolmusic.com GAMES: www.jigzone.com www.addictinggames.com www.embedgames.com www.owensworld.com www.sploder.com www.agilous.com www.calculatorcat.com www.albinoblacksheep.com www.flashgamecodes.com www.myspacemodworld.com PSYCHEDELIC ART ANIMATION CODES: www.qualityjollity.com/Psychedelic_Art/Psychedelic_GIF_Embed.htmal YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO USE IT, BUT IT IS FREE. www.xanga.com IF YOU HAVE PICS THAT YOU HAVE SAVED TO YOUR COMPUTER, YOU CAN CLICK ON THE UPLOAD LINK AND LOAD THEM TO MAKE YOUR OWN CODES. THIS SITE WILL ALSO ALLOW YOU TO MAKE THE PI
Mind Fvck
Slide inside... My mind's eye. Takes more than the physical to satisfy. Take the time to recognize, I'm more than what I allow you to see. Do more than just scratch the surface. Scratch me. Leave your mark, make a statement. Let me lie back and let your verbal onslaught delight my soul. Ravage me. More ways than one. Seduce my synapsis, Devour my senses, Ensnare my thoughts. Open is my soul, Pour in your rapture. REL
Flatulence Joke Is World's Oldest
"Breaking news about breaking wind: the world's oldest joke is a one-liner about flatulence, researchers say. " Clicky-clicky
It Wasn't My Fault...please!
Judge for yourself day…Shannon Hyman, now 24, filed a lawsuit in July against the Green Iguana Bar & Grill in St. Petersburg, Fla., for medical bills and lost wages when she was badly burned four years ago drinking a "flaming shot" of Bacardi 151-proof rum (which normally is consumed without incident, but Hyman had spit out the drink, spreading flames to her head and upper torso). Hyman told the Tampa Tribune: "I'm suing because I should not have been let in (because she was under 21 at the time). If I weren't let in, none of the events would have happened." Hmmm what if she also robbed a bank, kidnapped a child called in a bomb threat would the Green Iguana also be liable for those things too? My gosh what ever happened to admitting you were wrong… Oh well, looks like Mrs. Hilton wants McCain’s humor to go away to because her daughter is no longer like that….please! Oh and Good Morning. A huge hug and a slight pat Mart
Yours Or Theirs
Hello all, Received a request from a good friend about spam and censorship concerning comments. If you make your own comments,you have a good chance that they will block them because the security can't check them out fast enough or someone marks it as spam or NSFW and it gets blocked. May be they can't check the code or how it was made. I know with a lot of the pre made ones they are so safe?HA,HA. Any way do what makes you happy and forget the behind the scenes ?????. Insert your own names for them
You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop.
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop.
Disturbed Concert August 9th
finally got some disturbed tickets for august 9th. Row A, Dead Center STAGE! VIP PARKING AND PASSES TO STARLITE LOUNGE.
Jenny's Simple Chicken Salad
*Kindly submitted by Beauty and the Mess.* ok, i would like to contribute my chicken salad recipe... my mom always asks for it Jenny's Simple Chicken Salad for the chicken- 2 boneless skinless chicken breasts 1 can chicken broth 1/4 tsp garlic powder pepper I do not add more salt because the broth is enough Poach chicken in broth and spices until done, after it's cooled, chop finely. Should make about 2 cups. Strain and freeze broth for later use if you're like me and you hate to waste. For the Salad- 2 cups chicken 1 cup finely diced celery 1/4 cup FINELY diced red onion about 1 cup of halved Green or Red Grapes ( I like green, mom likes red) about 1/2 - 1 cup of TOASTED pecans (just put the pecans in a dry skillet and toast lightly, be careful because once they get brown they are easily scorched, so watch them) For the Salad Dressing- In a separate bowl combine the following, measurements can be tweaked to suit your taste, this is the combo I like.
Summers Almost Over
Well hey everyone! Hope yall are doin great! Things here are pretty good, summer break is almost over and the kids go back to school in a couple weeks. My husband has been home all summer workin but now hes back on the road, left out this mornin. It really sucks but we knew this day would come again. Hes only a few hours away so after I get the kids reg for school we are gonna go up there and spend a few days with him. The kids will get one last mini vacation before school starts back. Weve done so much this summer I could write a book about it! Anywho I wanted to say hey to everyone. Once school starts back Ill be able to get on here to do things and chat with people and get back to bombin people so in a couple more weeks yall will see my face again! Miss yall and hope everyone is doin great! Lots of licks and spanks! XOXOXO
Friends
Something for all of you...
Tests Tomorrow
I have some tests and minor surgery tomorrow at the hospital.I would like friends and family to keep me in ur thoughts and prayers.I'll be back tomorrow evening or tomorrow night thank you agatha
First Thing In The Morning.
God. I love Ruby but I mean when my coffee is finally setting in and I hear this: Me: I will not be hindered. Ruby: Why not? You have the lips of an angel. I can't help but go make cup number two. lol she's the best! thank your sister kids. Thanks Ruby!
Deadpool
My favorite comic book hero is deadpool.If you have never heard of him go look at my pics i just uploaded a bunch.I guess i am a geek to like such things but i cant help it.So go look if you want to and if you do show love not only to me but also deady lol!!!!!!!
Auction Link
ok ppl, i'm up for auction again so go show some love auction ending on Aug 13th http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1323075&i=3324881680&albumid=1115859
My Midget
Move Your Body Like A Cyclone!!
Alright Fu's you know how we do!!! So move your body like a cyclone & Go r/f/a all the cycloners to be added!! re-rate & comment those you already have! I'll be making tags daily so rate my default folder and comment saying you've rated!! Unbreakable Sweetpeabayba 'T' ☆Wonder_Woman™☆ ♥SULTRY™♥ snoopy70 jezzirae77 pinx2007 Angelic Diva♥ Brittany ღ Li
Awkward Silence...
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
The Sins Of The Father.
i've never knew my grandpa. i mean i know him, but not the way most people know theirs. i think the only memories i have of him are when my parents used to take me to his house when i was 5 or so. he had this house on the side of this dusty road, a lonely road that passes by the skirts of a mountain. is a two story house, build the old fashion way, of mortar and stone. he lived by himself, except with a pack of 4 dogs, who were his children and protectors, as he used to say. that, and a revolver, and a 12 guage. and even then, he was never the affectionate type. but now that more than 20 years have passed, i've been curious to know what he's like, before he kicks the bucket. everytime i ask my mom about him, she refuses to talk. what i've been told is that he wasn't the best dad around. or wasn't around at all. but for some reason, he was really friendly with my dad. they actually bonded well. so me and my pops went out for lunch, and he started tellin me more
Gone Wild Auction
Hey I'm up for auction again.. Who will be my new owner?? come bid on me
Hottest Spot On The Fu
THE HOTTEST SPOT ON THE FU! IF YOU'RE NOT THERE THEN YOU'RE MISSING OUT! BUT WE'VE GOT SOME RULES SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR CLICK THE PIC AND COME JOIN OUR FAMILY! PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY DȉЯrΤΥ ԍirᴸ®™**PrOmOtEr 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD** PrOmOtEr 4 EuPhOrIa@ fubar
This Is For My Boo And He Knows Who He Is
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Farming
Now that I have moved into the Town Of Bath I have done some Farming. Things like picking vegatables. Have I gone nuts. Its definatly different than City living. Hopefully better job oportunities.
Serenity
Thank you Chris , my dear friend, for this lovely reminder that not all things are in my control and that I must accept and acknowledge that. I place this in my blog so I can refer back to it on those days when things get tough and I will have a gentle reminder that, There will always be things that come up in which I have no control, that with the right mind set I can endure anything and with faith nothing is impossible.
Double The Fun...back To Back Happy Hour
FRIENDLY HAPPY HOURS We are hosting our 1st Happy Hours August 5th at 6pm & 7pm FUBAR TIME (9 & 10 est) BACK TO BACK HAPPY HOURS!! TWICE THE FUN!! COME SHOW US THE LOVE!!!!!! HELP THE SICILIAN GODMOTHER BE THE NEXT DISCIPLE HELP THE CHERRY BE NEXT GODMOTHER (repost of original by '† §ŵ† Çĥ®®¥ þî€ †~SDMF~Hells Ice Queen~Owned by Dana Marie' on '2008-08-04 12:13:01')
Please Help Me!!!!
You know what I have been thinking! I have now realized that I am nothing but an asshole and that I sit here and diss other men about things that they have done to women and yes it's all true however I think that I am a dick really! A lot of shit has happened very recently and I am no better than any other man however I do defend women openly and I always will but in some ways I am an asshole! If you think differently then please leave a comment explaining why!
Made By Ceo Lol I Sooooooooo Love This
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Own Me
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The Power Of Letting Go
Let go of everything that holds you back. Let go of people, things, situations, thoughts, ideas, concepts, dis empowering beliefs that do not allow you to grow and evolve. The power of letting go of that which is not aligned with your higher self is that you leave space for more fruitful and positive experiences to come into your life... A lot of times we complain about our circumstances or our relationships, yet we hold on to the very things and people that are holding us back and making us unhappy. We want better for ourselves, we want more passion, we want more love, we want more success and prosperity, we long for healthier relationships, etc. And we wonder why we can't achieve what we desire in life--but we have no space! We block these experiences from taking place in our lives because we are still holding on to that which is not serving us... Today, I ask us to examine the things, people, and situations in our lives that we are having trouble letting go of. Let's
Difference Between Making Love And Sex
With sex there's no emotional involement. With love there is Sex can be performed with anyone With Love that person has to be someone special Sex is Lust Making Love involves Love If you see someone on the street and there body is a turn on,you see that person only for that,then it's lust,you want sex. But if that same person interest you,you get to know them better,seeing more than a body,you know their heart is there best feature..Thats love.... Two in love can have sex But two in lust can't make love.. Thats the way I see the difference in making love versus sex Feel free to comment....
9th Annuel Gathering
My Neden Bitch- A Song I Wrote About Freaks
Justin Sane- My bitch loves to get into freaky shit Like getting in pile driver position just to suck my dick She loves it when I choke her while I pound that cunt I never make love I fuck hard to getta quick nut I love it when she deep throats the dick I aint fuckin with no skinny hoes ya gotta be thick So turn that ass around cuz baby that’s what I like Ill ride that shit like a fuckin mountain bike I love cotton candy at any given time I eat it so much, but it’s not a crime If u aint never done it ya gotta try soon Something bout hearing her moan under the moon Just makes my dick harder than a wooden spoon So I gotta give in and dip it into her poon!! Then I tell her ta blow my cock like a fuckin balloon Tell her to keep her mouth on it, bitch I’m cumin soon Hook; let me get some neden bitch ima fuck it up Stick it in ur pussy, mouth and butt Sumthin like trillville I jus wanna cut And I won’t stop till ya swallow my nut
One-sided Love- A Song About.... Well 1 Sided Love, Lol If U Read Plz Comment
One-Sided Love I love this girl, but she don’t love me back So I just sit back and strategies my attack I asked her for a date and she laughed in my face So I gotta leave her missin without a trace I saw her workin out at the gymn one night I knew shed be to tired to put up a fight So I waited in her car until she came out Grabbed a monkey wrench and took her out This all could’ve been avoided I just wanted a chance To show her a good time and save my last dance But now its too late for apologies Stopped on the way home & grabbed some tallies Were gonna have fun 2night babe I promise The plan I drew up was sort of a novice Now im back on the road im drivin her car Its gotta work even though my mind is below par Hook: This is a one sided love she doesn’t love me So tonight I gotta set my baby free I should’ve known she was outta my league The hardest part is when I have to deceive Back to my story we almost at the crib She slobberin and shit I asked her if ahe nee
Malagueña
Patients
I would like to thank CAREBEAR for writing this and wanted to share. subject: Patience post date: 2008-05-08 Any kind of relationship (friendship in this case), there must be patience. Although I have done my best to keep my patience, it has worn thin at times. But it's very important in friendship or any relationship. When there's a problem, be patient and try to resolve the problem. If you have an argument, be patient and talk it out. If something doesn't go right, be patient and help make it right. When there are disagreements, be patient and try to be agreeable. These can be extremely hard things to do. It happens to all of us. But without patience, these things cannot be achieved. I know this from personal experience. Don't try to be perfect because you'll fail. No one's perfect. Just try as hard as you can to be as patient as you can because it can make or break a Friendship. My response: Trust me, you never know when youre going to loose that one person in your
Inti Illimani - En Libertad
Fortuen Cookie
A Girl.
She is desperate. Sniffing around. So hungry...just for a taste. She needs a fix & wants it bad. But it's out of reach. But within eye sight. She doesn't have the money or the heart it would take... It doesn't exist in her mind, body, or soul. Like a disease. It will consume her. Such a tragegy. Such a waste of air. Make sure it wasn't YOU there
Quotes
THE BEGINNING POINT "...if we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready is ready, we shall never begin." ~Ivan Turgenev So many projects sit undone. So many dreams left to live out. So many times I waited too long to say what I needed to say. USE YOUR TALENTS "Oh , my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left." ~Hubert Humphrey What is left??? Some times it feels as if nothing is left. Other days it feels as if nothing can hold me back and that I have lived my life without letting in any of the pain. GIVE IT TIME "Patience and passage of time do more than strength and fury." ~Jean de la Fontaine But not too much time, because then people see you as weak! BUMPY ROAD AHEAD "One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks." ~Jack Penn Here I am rebuilding once again...this time I will change instead of hoping the situations change. HOLD YOUR H
...tease...
...it's so wet...i lick her sticky juices off my fingers any bury my face in her pussy. licking and sucking while she is fucking my face. then i feel you slide your dick deep inside of me...i can't take it and my body begins to shake you pull out and shoot your cum all over my tits...
Wanting You Badly
I long for the day I see your smile. I long for the day I can stare into your eyes. I long for the day I can feel your arms holding me tightly. To feel your lips kissing the back of my neck...slowly moving down my back. To feel your hands roaming freely all over my body...gently lifting my shirt. As you slowly run your fingertips along my breasts...my breasts harden at the slightess touch. You hold my breasts as you begin to lick them. I feel my panties get wet. It feels as if time has stopped and everyone has disappeared. All that matters is that you are here. Finally I can experience your touch...your kiss...your penis pressed against me. Slowly you lead my hand down to your undone pants. I begin to rub it...buts not enough. I must have it. I must taste it. I drop down to my knees. Mouth watering...my legs tremble. It fills my mouth and I begin to rub my clit. Moments later my mouth is filled with your juices. I swallow not to miss a drop. I st
Spike For Oracle!!!
This gentleman has sponsored many giveaways for Club Mystic, and now is sponsoring VIP giveaways for the Thunder & Lightning family! Uploaded five new ones today! WOOHOOOOO!!! I would like for us to help him to reach Oracle, he has been so good to us! If he is not on your friends list, please go and fan, rate, and add him, (preferably during HH!) and rate some of his pics and stash every day if you can... it does not have to be a lot, but every little bit helps! Here is the link to his profile....please go love him up! He deserves it! SPIKE@ fubar Thanks, everyone! You rock! Cin
Friends List
I deleted everyone without a salute, even VIP members. Sorry, no salute - no add.
When You Love Some One
When you love someone so deep inside, It seems like it's so easy to hide. You've loved him for so very long, You would think he could do no wrong. Every day you would hope and pray, That he would always stay this way. He treated you like you should be treated, You thought your life was finally completed. You thought your love was growing true, And then one day it was all so blue. He started putting you down and it hurt, You thought all you were to him was dirt. He started ignoring you and you wondered why, All you wanted to do was curl up and die. You thought your relationship would never end, But that was all so fake and pretend. One night he was so sweet to you, You thought all those things were maybe untrue, Two days later he was back the same, You thought you were the one to blame. He thought the relationship was getting too serious And that you had become a little too curious.
When Fubarians Disappear... Or A Reminder Of What We Leave Behind
It's not hard to find, if my notes haven't kept someone's nickname to match with their user number (the one in your URL in your browser address bar - my user number is 96574), a source that has it - Google often does, if you phrase a search right, for instance. And I find, too, there's this page of bookmarks, which has a list of 46 CherryTap/Fubar profiles, some of them no longer on the site, some of them "almost" deleted, some still here: http://www.netvouz.com/b00d3vil/tag/cherrytap (Most such sites - like archive.org, the "Wayback" machine - have procedures for removing your page - note I say procedures: you have to be prepared to prove certain things - and they may not be true of fubar as they are of LiveJournal, where I came to find out about the archive.org etc. But worth pointing out, anyway.)
One Night
Since sex and sexuality for each person is tied to personal values and beliefs, it makes sense that people may form attachments to sexual partners whether it is a one-night stand or an ongoing sexual encounter. There are some expectations that peers, media and society may place on us when it comes to sex, and this includes being able to have sex with someone once and not getting attached to her/him. The truth is some people will get attached because of the emotional involvement and connection that they have with sex. There is nothing wrong with having those feelings, but each individual should examine if one-night stands are working for her/him. It is important for each person to ask her/himself the following questions about one-night stands; what enjoyment does one get out of the hook up? Are there feelings of regret or doubt? How does one feel about her/himself after the one-night stand--good, bad, indifferent? Does it impact the ability to have a relationship with another person if
Read
Subject: hinkle Body: Body: FUN....TRY THIS! Body: It's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your last name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl.. You can only use an answer 1 time! 1. What is your last name ?.........Hinkle 2. 4 letter word.......................hike 3. Vehicle: ...................honda 4. City: ..............high hill 5. boys name............................harold 6. Girl Name: .........................helen 7. Occupation: .......................hi jacker 8. Something you wear:.................hat. 9. Food: ..................................hambuger 10. Found in a bathroom:................hand towel 11. Reason for Being Late:............hold up in bank 12. So
Caa1 - Update#2
It looks as though the niece will be going home tomorrow, please still keep her and family in prayer over the next four to six weeks to help heal the injuries she sustained. Doc
One More For The Ladies Lol
New Words to an old Dylan Song How many roads must a man drive down Before he admits he is lost Why when a man becomes married is he Unable to find his own socks. How many times will it take 'til he knows He has seen the Three Stooges enough The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend The answer, I cannot comprehend How many shows can a man surf through Before the remote burns out Why does he think that an intimate gift Is a Dustbuster Plus for the house The answer my friend, is take two aspirin The answer is take two aspirin Why when we go for a romantic drive Do we wind up at Builder's Square again How many nights will he leave the seat up So I land on cold porcelain How men really feel is mystery to me And probably a mystery to them The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin The answer is driving me to gin
Tbs-nac
Time for another installment in my great songs blog series. If you don't have any Taking Back Sunday albums, you're missing out. Here is an acoustic tune called "New American Classic" by them. Love it. "New American Classic" "We've got to get better," I said, "It's all in your head." We could live through these letters or forget it all together See the months they don't matter it's the days I can't take When the hours move to minutes and I'm seconds away Just ask the question come untie the knot Say you won't care, say you won't care Retrace the steps as if we forgot Say you won't care, say you won't care Try to avoid it but there's not a doubt And there's one thing I can do nothing about When all that we need is just a reaction It's too much to ask for when there's no attraction anymore If chasing our dreams is just a distraction I want to remember when I know that I can't go back Just ask the question come untie the knot Say you won't care,
Im Still Here
don't forget about me ladies, i'm still here, had to pull pics for a while because a neighbor is being a dick... i'll be back soon with new pics...
So True! Lol
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of a man than they do undressing in front of other woman; they say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
Random Thoughts...
Life...It sucks...No matter how hard I try to stay away from people, they find me.. Im my whole life I dated like one desent dude... And now everyone telling me that im so hot and blah blah blah... I heard that so many times it just gets old, but no only that but seems like every guy wants me for one reason... I have talked to so many random people in the past month...I cant keep them all straight... And they all, or most of them want to meet me... Bull shit!!! Im tired of being used... I want to be with someone who appreciates me.. Someone who doesnt do drugs and stuff...But its so hard to find a guy who is not into drugs... Oh well, I guess I will just have to keep looking...
New Drink.
AIGHT SO I WAS BORED, AND ALSO WANTED TO GET REALLY REALLY DRUNK. SO ME GOTS AN IDEA. BEEN WANTING TO MAKE A KICK ASS FRUITY DRINK FOR A WHILE. TONIGHT I HAD SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY. I HAVE NAMED THE DRINK "AN EPIC FAIL" WHY? BECAUSE IT'S EPIC, AND IT TOOK ME A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF MIXING AND MATCHING FAILS TO COM EUP WITH IT. YOU WILL NEED. 3 MINUTE MADE FROZEN JUICE BARS. 2 ORANGE, ONE CHERRY. CHEAP BILO FRUIT PUNCH. THE KIND THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE OLD SCHOOL DRINKS WHEN YOU WERE A KID WITH THE FOIL TOPS ON THEM. ABOUT 1 CUP. 2 CANS FRESCA, YES FRESCA. TRUST ME ON THIS. FOLLOWED BY, FUCK IT JUST FILL THE REST OF THE BLENDER WITH, CASTILLO GOLD RUM. TASTY AND CHEAP. THEN BLEND. WHEN DONE POUR IN A BIG CUP, THROW IN A STRAW, AND ENJOY THE EPIC FAIL, AND THEN CURSE IT IN THE MORNING. TRUST ME YOU WILL. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL.
Tumbling Down
I haven't a clue where to start, my sense of order is starting to unravel...Here I am thinking I'm big girl and it's time to break free, everyone else is sorted for the most part and now I can go forward of course until... My brother is plagued with the same anxiety/panic disorder that my mom and I do, weeks on sybatical and risking his job (in turn feeding the stress). Always a high strung guy yes, but to see him on the edge of a breakdown is a completely different animal... Now I may have mentioned that in Feb my dad had pneumonia that resulted in heart failure. After they defibulated him he spent the next month in the hospital to recover and then returned with other related complications. The drs' said this was it another and he's gone for good... My mother has slaved over him since I every manner you can imagine and looking out for him first. Then yesterday she discovers that he's been smoking again, and all my mom's suffering and effort means nothing to him (now she is be
I Once....
worked delivering pizzas. one of the other drivers, this guy named mark, was a little 'off', and not in a fun way. in a creepy deliverance sort of way. eric could tell you. he was a nice enough guy, but there were certain things, things that mashed on my buttons long and hard until i was all wailings and seething gnashes of teeth. things like, "i'm not doing the pans at the end of the night. that's woman's work, beth." he wasn't kidding in the slightest. i wasn't either, when i threatened to make him eat those pans. that or beat him fucking senseless(er) with them. same with mopping. in his simple countryfucked way, he warn't goh-na mawp. i told him he were goh-na mawp if he wanted to continue living his life without the cumbersome annoyance of having a mophandle splintered and broken off in his ass. you know, the rectal part. of the ass, not the floor-scrubbing implement. to my knowledge, there is no assigned rectal part to a mop. but then again, i'm not as pedigreed in this
And People Wonder Why People Turn Their Shout Boxes Off....
This guy asked me for my Yahoo ID and when i told him No REPEATEDLY he started to become frustrated with me and felt the need to be an ass. Theres the link to this guys page if any of you wanna block him as well. http://fubar.com/user/826770# p.s. Why is it that when someone first meets you they feel the need to say all the nice things about you, but the moment you say no your a "fat ass bitch" haha I LOVE IT!
To Those Who Use Domestic Violence Against Others....
you should just die or have the pain you inflict reflected back at you a million fold....simple as that.
We Will Be Alright
The leaves will fall The wind comes crawling in The rain with all its sin Captures me The words it threw my way Filled my soul with pain My anger into space Almost finds its way Questions to embrace Feelings that you'll face In this holy land A desert made of quicksand Streets that lead you there Places of your fear Some force, pulls you in The shadow world If you just talk to me If you just look at me We will be all right From an empty face The smile wiped away Eyes that never see Blind the deepest me Act a small charade Words you can't explain Silence louder than the doubt Lingers in the sound About the time I made my escape I was falling from heaven In every picture that I drew I saw you If you just talk to me If you just look at me We will be alright.....
By The Seashore...
You are a seashell that I keep. I listen when the water’s deep and I am lonely. -REL
Hello
Welcome to my page!Any questions just ask and I will try to answer as soon as I can. I will be posting more pics this week. Here is another address I'm at http://www.webscutest.com/lovesex69/ If anyone wants to rip(take) any of my pics and use them in anyway you can. Have fun!
You
I met you by coincidence in the middle of a crowd You made me laugh We talked in private and it brightened our days I saw you as a great new friend Your thoughts helped clear my mind We met . . . minds in tune to deviance and non-conformancy We laughed at the world I missed you when you left You said the same of me We talked like old friends I fell for you You fell for me We sit in wait for more I said I want you here with me You gave me a most perfect response We need to be together now, regardless of anyone or anything How do I feel? I miss you, want you, need you, love you . . . you are the one for me :)
So, My Soon To Be Ex Wrote This To Me.
So my soon to be ex wrote this to me after I hung up on him for saying my mom should screw herself after me telling him that she wrote up a contract for the payment arragement they have..... *********************************************************** what ever if you don't want to talk to me because of a comment then oh-well. but i am not going to sign any f-ing contract because of how much she has fliped floped with her attuted, when she wants it and how she want's it. we enterd a verbal aggrement if she dose not like it then she should of never gave us any money and made us move out. if your offened because I said that your mom can go screw her self then thats your problem! She in nice to my face and visous behind my back. she has poisoned our relationship. and ruined our marrige. if you don't see that then you don't ever need to be with me. I am starting to think that misery loves company. so you go be hatefull and resentfull. and i'll no longer have apart in it!
Ugly Bishes 101
MAN I GOT THIS FROM MY LIL CUZOS PAGE THIS DUDE A TRIP... HE ONLY LIKE 15 YEARS OLD HE NEEDS HIS AZZ SPANKED... BUT THIS IS TRUE LMFAO!!!!! where do i start......... most ugly bitches want what they cant have so they bug the shit out of you...... most ugly bitches..... follow around the cute girls...... so when you wanna kik it wit that cute girl the ugly bitch want too tag along....... ugly bitches are hella nosie..... be all up in a niggas buisness ugly bitches whine too much..... BITCH IF I DNT CALL YOU THAN THAT MEANS I DONT WANT TOO TALK TOO YO UGLY ASS!!!!! STUPID BITCH!!!! about 60% of the ugly bitches in america have no hair....... nd sum females arent ugly its there personality thats ugly like ghetto bitches........ they ugly stompin around wal-mart nd shit yellin....... drawing attention too herself knowing damn well she look hella nasty bcuz she got on pajama pants a tank top nd flip flops wit ashy toes......
?
how is the only man that never wanted power over me the only one that has it. how can saying I can't date him right now break my heart so badly? I miss him, I want him, I love him, but how do you explain why your poly to a mono person...or am i really even poly. yes the thought of having more than one love in my life is nice, but when it comes to them finding someone else will I still get jealous? I find myself in a very hard situation. on the one hand i have that desire to love and be loved, on the other hand until I know what and what i am can I truly love the way they both deserve? talking at coffee tonight just confused me all the more. I think i know what i want and then change my mind at the drop of a hat because I dont know who I am let alone what I want. I just dont know any more
How Much
How much can i take I have been through a lot in my lifetime and im still going through it all and keep a smile on my face but the question is how much can i take how much by cleon
Disappointed In Indianapolis
I believe I'm currently fickled when it comes to men. Though, I don't think I'm wrong for thinking that way I do. See, I have tried every avenue there is to meet a man. So far, nothing has panned out in that department. I've learned even the really nice guys are losers. All I'm asking for a decent man that is good looking, has a job, his own car, no drama, no drugs, no underlining anger issues, and isn't a plain jerk. So far, dudds. I'm not sure where I'm going wrong. Friends say to wait. It will come to me. I've waited... I am 24, though still young, I'm a mother of a little boy and I feel older and more mature. I am to that point in my life that I want to be with someone and settledown. Though, I am content with being single. I miss the love, affection, and companionship. People would say, get a dog... NO THANKS! =) And I'm allergic to cats so there you go! I'm sure many understand and are dealing with what I'm dealing with. I've decided to simplify things abou
Mémoires
I Have My Black Hoody On/The Hood's Up/Listening To My Own Breaths Awaiting For The Rise Of The Sun/With Out You, I'm Still Up/The Only Company I Keep Is That Of Death's Sharing A Cup Of Tea With 'em/Not Feeling Much, Sharing My Thoughts With 'em/Pouring My Mind Out To 'em Passing Memories Of Many A Past Sin/Cheers He Said With A Grin/Knowing That One Day, I Will Reap 'em ------------------- My Mind State's Not A State Of Mind Not SomeThing For One To Find One Would Surely Go Blind If One Were To See What One Could Possibly Be I'm Never Alone, I Have Me Misreading The Lies In My Palm The Wind Dies and It Goes Calm I Think I Need Some Balm To Heal The Dead Skin Caused By A Stale Sin That's Where I'd Begin To Travel Through One's Mind No One Know's What What One Would Find Talking To The Mirrors, Would Surely Put You In A Bind The Inner Workings Of A Mad Man and His Pet Demon Left Alone, Listening and Screamin' My Thoughts Are'nt Streamin' My
Test
mhmm. You know it!!! She's got Auto 11's. Go show her LOTS of love and level up on her!!! She's a sweetie and definetly will return the love! Click the pic up top to go show Allure and Insanity some love!!! brought to you by:Swish@ fubar
Omg Im So Pissed!
my day started yesterday with a call from on post, i got an interview at 1230. ok, cool, i was happy. an hour later, while i was in the shower, i received another phone call from Sedona Staffing. got out of the shower, but it stopped ringing. checked my voicemail, i got offered a leasing manager position at an apartment complex. omg, now i'm excited! so i call the staffing agency back and let her know when i was done with my appointment, i would head over there. i guess being honest doesn't get you anywhere in life cuz i had told her i had an interview. she said to call her back after the interview to let her know how it went. my boyfriend dropped me off at my interview and then proceeded to his meeting. oh the joys of having my truck repoed not too long ago... so i waited outside for him for over 2 hours. yeah, i'm a little burnt. he had my purse in the car, so i couldn't call them back yet. i finally got home, called them back, and the girl that answered asked who it wa
Gut Rot?
What? What Were You Expecting? A Blog Entry? =O I Fooled Your Ass 'eh? That Drug's Got You Like I Want You!
Master Anyone?
In my 2nd auction. Just found out.. its a never ending one..which means, I am able to chose when it ends... or whos offer i like. Is anyone interested in owning me..? http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1659598&albumid=1152910&i=1270761141&idx=5
Divinity, What It Is And Where Can I Find It.
There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements... --Sir Thomas Browne One definition of divinity in the dictionary is "supreme excellence." It also means "god-like character" and "divine nature." Doesn't that describe someone we love? When we are in love with someone, we see only the best of that person - it's impossible to see anything else. That person is "divine," we say, perfect for us, because he or she loves us and is lovable. Each one of us has a part that is divine. We see it occasionally in others, and they see it in us when they love us. We can draw on that divine part of every person for strength and hope and courage and faith and love. There is wonderful, mysterious beauty in all of us, even when we behave badly. What divinity do I see in those around me right now?
Bacon & Eggs!!
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,his mother asks if he has done his chores.' Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens,and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks. 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.' Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?'
Live Your Life.... :)
Help Please?
I will give tarot card readings for money. Please I need it bad. as me $10.00 per reading and please send money to redjohngrassnc2006@yahoo.com for the pay pal address Please help me get my medicine.
Hahahahaha
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose. (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot) Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck! I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use
A Poem Of Mine That Will Be Published
Shame on me To My First And Truest Love C.Bavuso It wasnt at all the way i wanted it to be only because it wasnt you and me i broke your heart shatterd it to pieces this my dear is my stories thesus my life is a story and i am the author i came to a path i had to go one way or the other i went the wrong way the way that broke your heart i wish i could go back to make a new start to mend your soul to make it whole to wipe your tears to get rid of your fears it wasnt at all the way i wanted it to be only because it wasnt you and me I broke your heart shattered it to pieces this my dear is my stories thesus Samantha Lee Quattrini Copyright ©2008 Samantha Lee Quattrini
Things About Me !!
Ok here goes I did this before my other account got deleted so I guess its time I did it again !! I am 5'0 Green eye's over wieght not a skinny one at all !! No teeth but top one's they are all I could afford after getting them knocked out by a man I was with !! I had a stroke in January that messed my right side up a bit !!! I tilt sometimes & my hand goes numb alot !!! I get angry because I cannot do alot of what I use too !!! Scar's everywhere (past mistakes in men) !! I am the Mother of 3 !! The Grandmother of 7 !! None I see anymore they all went their ways & left me behind !! I lost My Fiance last April he was younger then I ...I lways thought I would be the first to go, but thats was lie to myself !! He was on his way home to me when his heart just stopped & no one to help him. He was brain dead by the time he got help & died afew days later !! I was there when he took his last breath & a big part of me died that day also !! I have been trying to g
Help Me Level Please
center> Come check out one of my good friends that has been here for me through EVERYTHING! He's a sweetie and deserves some help leveling! :) Click on his link and show him some love! THANKS SO MUCH! bobbo2382 a member of the FU-bombers@ fubar THIS BULLETIN WAS MADE BY MORTICIA VAMP MORTICIA~TWEEK's GF~Venom's Vixen~SG~Member:Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar (repost of original by 'VAMP MORTICIA~TWEEK's GF~Venom's Vixen~SG~Member:Ultimate Bad Girls Club' on '2008-08-05 09:52:44')
!st Entry
I want to piss and moan because of the treatment ive had from someone who sai d they were my freind. she has shaken my faith in womenkind. can anyone restore it? please!
Stolen From Charley
Do you sleep with socks on or off: OFF I cant stand things on my feet when I am sleeping Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? ALWAYS Do you like to hold or be held? both Do you want a small or big wedding? Small What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? someone with some intelligence that I can hold a serious convo with as well as joke around with too Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? poor and happy if I am surrounded with love What are 3 things you want to do before you die? visit Australia, travel the country in an RV (ya crazy but something new daily), and stop hate crimes Have you ever churned Butter? nope Are you trusting of new people? too much Rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale from 1-10. 5 If your dream was to be a model and a big opportunity came up but you had to be nude , would you do it? No never What is the most money you would spend on a pair of shoes? $150 If you were a crayon
Too Much Lol
I was thinking about this earlier. It's interesting speaking to my father or just listening to him speak to other people. He really is his number one fan but not in a conceited way i guess you could say. it's like he's giving the team a pep talk and he IS the team lol!
Wrong Again
From the day we met You made me forget All my fears Knew just what to say And you kissed away All my tears I knew this time I had finally found Someone to build my life around Who'd be a lover and a friend After all my heart had put me through I knew that it was safe with you And what we had would never end Wrong again Everybody swore They'd seen this before We'd be fine And you'd come to see that you still loved me In good time And they said there's nothing you can do It's something that he's going through It happens to a lot of men And I told myself that they were right That you'd wake up and see the light And I just had to wait 'til then Wrong again And it seemed to me the pain would last My chance for happiness had passed And nothing waited 'round the bend I was sure I'd never find someone To heal the damage you had done And my poor heart would never mend Wrong again Wrong again
Its A Shame He Never Saw This
I wish he would have known I loved him... Make photo slide shows at www.OneTrueMedia.com
Cat People And Dog People
Some people prefer cats to dogs and some are the other way around. Some people are like cats while others are like dogs. The differences are fascinating when you start to think about it. Cats are independent, sometimes moody, can be loving but rarely towards everybody, and pretty hard to train. They do what they want, more or less, and you can't get rid of their behaviors like scratching furniture; you can only attempt to convince them to satisfy their needs in a less destructive manner (i.e. with a scratching post). Cats will be quite happy, left to themselves, and don't really care about approval from anybody else. Dogs are the opposite. They need companionship and attention and approval from whoever they live with. They'll bend over backwards six times sideways to do tricks for you and do whatever you want them to. They tend to be friendlier than cats, at least if raised well. Dogs are the epitome of a social animal, surpassing even humans in their need for companionship and f
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A lit
New To Fubar
So like...I was told to come here, that it is fun. I have kids, I am 28...my youngest child was born in April 2008...I also have 5 step kids. I live in Florida, I was born and raised in NYC. So I am a yankee with a southern drawl...been down south for 10 years now. Still got some yankee qualities, but I am plain ol country now. I got 5 tattoos, I love sci fi, I read, I write poetry, I love rock and country music....I love my kids, my man, my family... Umm anyway like I was saying, NEW HERE how the heck do you use this place, HOW do you make it fun, which lounge should I even go too? Heck I dont even drink IRL....mainly because I am an ex smoker, so cant really drink. Hmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah and I have a pyscho lab who thinks she is a 10lb lap dog, and a 10 lb pomeranian who thinks he is a 60lb rotti.
I Really Did Miss Everyone
i haven't been on in a while and I missed a lot of people on here. My boyfriend I and moved and didn't have cable and now we are back where we used to live, but I was going to school and working two jobs. I am out of school till the 21st of august and I quite one of my jobs. It got to be too stressful. I really did miss everyone and I hope someone drops by and says hello.
Winners
The winers are Dj Ausie won the 5 credit Bling with 84 Rates The Bad Wolfy Won the 5 Credit Bling With 74 Rates Hypnotic Starr wins the 5 credit Bling with 72 credits Here is the specific rules i put up! Most Rates over 200 get a Jet bling Most rates from 100 to 200 Get a 5 Bling Credit Of there choice Most Rates from 0-100 get a 1 Credit Bling of there choice I did reduce the price because none got to 100 rates so please tell me wish bling you want love, Bad Kitty
Why Do I Bother? Yeah This Is On The Front Of My Profile,... But How Many Of You Actually Read Them?
I may not be here doing the full time fu- thing let alone doing the fu-thing well. (I work a lot, & am a single mom. Im glad to never be the b*tch that so many can be here.) I try to do what I can, & give to all as best I can. What keeps me from getting to deep into this scene are THE Rude people. & The Caty b*tches that think they run this place, cause they might of been here a month longer then you? Let alone so much more bullsh*t that comes with this scene. I prefer bullsh*t free scene's. The nerve & the balls of so many here that think they are some kind of god er something,... (to me,... that's a serious weirdo with big issues.) So anyone trying to tell you they are this & that to this & that on this site, other then what it says on their pages?... More then likely is full of sh*t! (Toss's out the enema's.) Ive also found that a large majority here are nothing more then liars/fakes. Look @ the #s in the right hand corner of whom is online & h
What A Day, What A Week...show Your Support
It has been tremendously busy last week, and this week is definitely more so. I have been doing more real time sessions and phone/cam sessions than usual lately. Now, this week it has gone from that to lots more on My plate. More than anything, it seems the additions to the week's schedule all seem to be something to do with performing of one kind or other. Thursday I will be taping My television show that I co-host in Long Beach, Signal Hill and Van Nuys. It is called "Johnny Gunn's R.A.T.v.", and it airs on public access channels 69 and 96, Tuesdays at 3:30pm. Friday, I am doing the first of My interviews for a documentary on Showtime. Then, Sunday, I will be performing burlesque along side Madame Sunset and her Hollywood Kittens at Bordello Bar. The venue is located in Downtown L.A. at 901 East 1st Street. Doors open at 8p.m., and the cover is $10 to get in. If you can't find the opportunity to serve in-person or on phone/cam I do hope you get to enjoy at least one of t
I'm ... Bored
MEOW RAWR LETS DANCE! ok so ... I'm getting bored out here in the boonies..everyone around here is white/blue collar and gay as fuck. I miss the city! Someone come visit me lol
Gone But Not Forgotten
imikimi - Customize Your World GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN This how I see a photograph of a poppy field with mountains all around I see the mountains covered in a thick mist. It reminds me of the smoke from the guns that have been fired and the bombs that were dropped in the war I look down into the valley below see the smoke slowly drifting towards some trees and a big field of poppies. I can see all the trenches with the Troops getting ready to go over the top. As I walk though the trenches I can smell rotting flesh from so many dead bodies just laying on the ground. I can hear the cries of the injured and dying men as the medics try to work on their bleeding bodies. The smell is so bad it makes me feel sick as a dog. Many of the soldiers are eighteen years of age and some of them are even younger because they have lied to enlist in the hell. I carry on walking though the trenches and see so many men, young and old, with trence foot. The only thing the medics can use
Thoughts Of Love
As I look within myself, I find my soul is filling with more passion than I have felt in a verry long time, I'm regaining my center. As I look into the hear and the now I am finding myself in a wonderfull new and exciting new relationship with a spectactular group of people and a verrry special someone to whom I hold dear to my heart. As we all know, not any one person can see exactly what the future holds, but we can always change our path that we are on based on the information at hand as long as we have all the relevant facts that pertain to the decisions necessary to change our course in life.
Purty Girls In Auctions
You should check out and own you one of these purty girls :D They rock my fu.. they should yours too!
Fire Fighters
Fire Fighters I know everybody thinks we do it cause we want to be a hero. For most of us.... completely untrue. We do it because we all have a complex about helping other people. We see somebody along the road with car trouble, we stop and see if we can help. A friend calls and needs help moving their couch; we're there. It's the right thing to do first of all and if it helps somebody do something they couldn't otherwise do.... then we're happy. We do it because we realize that at some point in life; every one of us will need help like that and we hope that somebody else will be willing to give us some of their time and energy to help us out of a tight spot. I think the real heroism isn't at the fire when we save a kids life or save some of a family's home and belongings. It's in the countless thankless hours we spend training, keeping our equipment working, cleaning the station, and all the other little things that have to be done. All the things we do so we're ready when those to
Court
I had to go to court today to be a witness for the city. I saw a guy take a bunch of stuff out of the store I was in go out side and then come back in and try to retun it for money. This whole thing is on video. When store security tells him that they have him on video stealing the stuff and so not only does he not get any money but to never come back to the store the guy gets mad and acts offended yelling out F bombs like it is going out of style. When store security tells him to leave he threatens to stab the security officer. So we go to court and he gets a deal they drop the second count the count were he said he would stap someone and he pleads no contest to the theft count. This is is sentence. 365 days in jail of which 355 days are suspended and of which the other 10 days will be on a work crew. he also gets 2 days off of that for time served. He also got a 5,000 dollor fine of which 5,000 doolers was suspended. Love the court system ( YA RIGHT )
More Than That
More than that A man comes home tired from work as he comes thru the door. He gives his wife a kiss on the check and nothing more. There are things about the day that, she wants to share. The husband turns on TV and sits in his favorite chair. He pretends to listen as surfs the TV And the wife wonders why won’t he listen to me? After a couple is married, so quickly fades the romance. But, a wife still wants to go out for a dinner and a dance. They say, a woman is from Venus, a man is from Mars. Too often, she sits alone while; he’s with friends at the bars It’s so hard to figure where to place the blame. A woman marries a man to change him while, he hopes she stays the same. Two people living together but, living separate lives. It’s the difference between husband and wives. As the years mount up the marriage runs it course. There’s a fifty percent chance, it’ll end up in divorce. Seems a ma
Your Midget..lol
Here is my midget. Can I have yours?
A Real Trendsetter I Am
Do you sleep with socks on or off: Hell no Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? Ocassionally Do you like to hold or be held? Both Do you want a small or big wedding? small What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? whatever you think Mel is Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? Money is the devil. But damned if ya don't suffer without it What are 3 things you want to do before you die? 3!?! I can't even think of one good one Have you ever churned Butter? No, but I have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express Are you trusting of new people? used to be Rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale from 1-10. depends if I actually like the person If your dream was to be a model and a big opportunity came up but you had to be nude , would you do it? I've been streaking, so sure What is the most money you would spend on a pair of shoes? I cringe at the price of clothes, fuckin scam if you ask me, shoes are the worst I
Psychopath Test
Psychopath Test Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the Bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right but me :D A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did Not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream Guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his Number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? [Give this some thought before you answer] Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by A famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answere
Update On Eugene & Lady Voctoria
Heya All, I am still working on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. They are supposed to have us wireless in the Apts here next week, so will be back online again, but want to give a shout and and Update. Victoria has been staying at Camp Sister Spirit which is about 2 hours north of here for the past couple of weeks. She has been helping out at the camp (translate to working her ASS off!!!) and we.ve been able to see each other on the week ends. She will back home in Florida Next week. Anyways, We both hope this finds everyone in good spirits, health, and wealth adn know we Mis Hanging here with Ya. LUV YA, Eugene & Lady Victoria P.S. If You are on Lay Vic's list, please pass this on. Thanks.
Its Over
two hearts perfectly blending Right from the start Oh, I'm afraid that's ending And my world is fallin' apart its over and i feel so alone this is a sadness, ive never known how did i let the sweetest of dreams slip away and im afriad the hurt is here to stay Promises made, not meant to be broken From a long time ago Oh, so many words still unspoken Tell me how was I to know (it's over) it's over never thought it would be why in the world did this happen to me? how could i let the sweetest of dreams slip away and im afraid the hurt is here to stay here to stay I go around and round And round in my head Wanting to take back Whatever I said No one was right We all made mistakes I'm ready to do whatever it takes Please, please, please dont let it be over! No, this is not how it ends i need my heart, my soul, my everything dont wanna let the sweetest of dreams slip away cause if its over then the hurt is here to stay dont let it b
"old Enough"
he calls her up on the telephone. her sister is the one to pick up. she speaks her words in a lecture. on how she is not old enough. old enough to talk, old enough to listen. old enough to love, old enough to be with him.
Fubar!
hey all... i think i have quickly become a fubar addict!... i love everyone on here... you guys are alotta fun BUT please do not ask me to go to a msn or yahoo webcam session... i'm just gonna say you... you can look through my pics and hopefully that is enough... also i will NOT cyber with you... i prefer the real thing... which i have at home... anyways... like i said i love fubar and i'm recommending it to all my friends!... thanks for visiting my spot... hope you enjoy!
Im Leaving
NOT THAT ANY ONE REALY GIVE A CRAP BUT IM LEAVEING THIS ISTE I WILL LEAVE THIS MESSEGE FOR 24 HOURS SO YOU CAN ROMVE ME FROM YOUR LIST AND MAKE ROOM FOR OTHERS IT BEEN FUN BUT ITS TIME TO GO TY FOR THE LAUGHS
Loving You
My soul yearns for you Like a thirst that can't be quenched. My heart beats in rhythm With yours. Although miles separate us I feel your love Surrounding me like a mist Gathering me in. My mind filling With thoughts of us Wanting you now Needing you then. Knowing you're Always there Waiting for a word From my lips. My whisper Reaches out To your heart Gently loving you.
Secrets
If we could be like Dolphins, Swimming freely in the sea, Would our minds be open? Would our secrets run free? Would the gossip lay to rest? Will the tears and torment die? Will the holes in hearts heal? Would there be no need to cry? Will the passion flow free? For there's no need to hide, For without any secrets, You can't lose your pride. Will the rumors stop spreading? Will the lies finally end? How is it that we humans, Turn our backs on our friends? If we could be like Dolphins, The key will unlock the door, The lies will disappear, And the secrets will be no more.
I Want My Friend Back
I HAVE A VERY GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL FRIEND WHO I WOULD LOVE TO SEE BACK ON LINE. I AM GOING TO START LEAVING HER A COMMENT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO LET HER KNOW SHE IS LOVED AND MISSED. HER SCREEN NAME IS LIGHT-N-DARKNESS. I HAVE A FAVOR OF ALL WHO ARE HER FRIENDS AND MY FRIENDS TO COME INTO THE LIGHT AND LEAVE HER COMMENTS OF CARING TO SHOW HER THAT SHE IS MISSED. LOVE TO YOU PAULETTE, I MISS HAVEING YOU AROUND.
Wtf Is Wrong With People???
You shouldn't read this if you have a weak stomach. You've been warned. Man stabbed, beheaded on Greyhound bus by apparent stranger Gabrielle Giroday and Ian Hitchen, Canwest News Service Published: Thursday, July 31, 2008 BRANDON, Man. -- Screaming passengers fled in terror from a Greyhound bus as an unidentified fellow passenger suddenly stabbed a man sleeping next to him, decapitated him and waved the severed head at horrified witnesses standing outside. The apparently unprovoked assault left 36 men, women and children stranded Wednesday night on the shoulder of the darkening Trans-Canada Highway near Portage la Prairie, Man., about 85 kilometres west of Winnipeg, watching while the bus driver and a driver of a nearby truck shut the crazed attacker inside the bus with the mangled victim. Reports Friday said the suspect tried to eat parts of the victim. At a media conference Thursday afternoon, RCMP confirmed they have a suspect -- who is not believed to
The Pleasure Dome Is Here
WELCOME TO THE PLEASURE DOME!! MAKING ALL YOUR FANTASIES COME TRUE!!! THE HOTTEST NEW LOUNGE ON FUBAR!!!! ALSO HIRING FOR ALL STAFF POSITIONS!!! CLICK BELOW TO JOIN US!! JOIN US ON CAM!!!!! HEAR THE LATEST MUSIC WITH DJS TAKING REQUEST FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HEAR!!!!!! Cameo-Candy
I Am In My First Auction
Hey friends and fu's your old pal here to let you know that i am in my very first auction Please click on the pic below to rate and put your bid in (i don't mind just fubuck bids at all) Blue Whore® now this is the chance to become my first owner so you better act quick. Auction closes on Sunday, Aug.10th at 12 midnight(est) this is what i am offering to my owner: "owned by" in title 100 11's a week for a month during HH's 1 pimpout bully a week for a month all stash voted and other pics rated during HH's 1 pimpout bully for up to 3 friends 1 add a friend tag 2 sfw salutes (lol) yahoo im add 1 credit bling a week for a month (3 credit for any bids with a 3 month Vip or equivalent) Buzz meter full Will help to level a friend within 20k of leveling Bid Breakdowns Thank you for all your help!!!
Treat Your Child As The Precious Treasures They Are
The following was in my local paper, the QCTimes, done by Barb Ickes, regarding an abandoned baby hoax: A 3-month-old baby was not left alone on a curb in the middle of the night Sunday. That’s pretty much where the good news ends. Davenport police had their hands full with this one, largely because the stories told by “witnesses” changed more often than the baby’s diaper. Initially, we were told the little boy was left on a curb in front of a row of apartment houses on Heatherton Drive, which is in northwest Davenport. Several hours after police picked him up and took him to the hospital, the infant’s mother, Jessica Stiles, 20, was arrested on suspicion of child endangerment. She could not be reached for comment Monday, but here is what police say went down: Shortly after 1 a.m. Sunday, Stiles wanted to go to a party. She decided she would leave her baby with the man she’d been living with for two days, along with the man’s aunt. Stiles told police the man is her bo
Everything
No matter what I'm feeling when we are apart always seems to fade away every time you start to look deep into my eyes or gently kiss my lips. there's no place I'd rather be than in your big, strong arms and there's that I'd rather do than spend my time with you. when I'm with you i forget the world, forget everything else exists and all i know is you and i and i simply crave your touch. everything about you and everything in all you do makes me weak at the knees and makes it harder to breathe. there's nothing about you that doesn't drive me crazy but i wouldn't have it any other way cuz you're the only one i want to take my breath away. in everything you do, and everything you are is everything i need and all that i need to be the girl that's in your arms
Choose Your Poison
Sleep and Pill popping
Xxx Can You Handle Meagan In A Wet T-shirt? Xxx
I'm all wet!!! I joined a wet t-shirt contest. It goes until August 8th (Friday) so we don't have much time! This contest is rates only. The person with the most rates by Friday wins. In the event of a tie, the highest rating wins. So gimme your 11's!!! So, if you want to see what's under those smiley faces, go ahead and click the pic above! Thanks to those who help! Drop me a sb and let me know that you dropped me a rate, and I'll be sure to return the love! :D ~Meagan~R/L GF/Fu-Wifey of DaMunchMan~Sarge's Bad Girls~ Did I mention that you have to add the host to rate the pic? His link is below. So not only do you get to make my day, but you get to make a new friend, as well! :D
Lets Do It Fu!!!for Boo!
***Join Me On Sunday August 10th For The most futastic day ever*** ***IT'S ALL ABOUT CHUCKIIBOO DAY*** Chuckii is mad busy with work and has'nt even had time to come onto fubar!!He will be back real soon!Lets show him the love and respect that he deserves and spank his page hard all day long!!!Save your 11's and use them on chuckii!Dont have 11's ...thats ok to....rate his pics up with mad 10's!!!Show chuckii the appreciation that he always shows everyone!***This is gonna be 24 full hours of non stop chuckiiboo!!!***Respect Him and leave him 50 photo comments!Let him know that your thinking of him!***Rate all his stash!!Save your bling cause we are gonna hit his page real hard with the cha blingggggggggggg blingggggggggg!!!*** ****ATTENTION 2 ALL OF CHUCKII'S FAMILY N FRIENDS**** How many happy hours happend b cuz of boo?? How many blast?Tickers?Bling!!???Thats Right!It's time to Love on boo just as much as he's loved on you!!**** If need be I am willing to Pay 25,000Fubucks
I Hate You
i feel used by you what was i just something to pass the time? you made me smile made me think of things i never would of i felt alive with you yet i was nothing to you even tho you made me feel like something i'm done feeding ur ego making you feel like ur a good man ur not ur a piece of shit i hate you I hate you for everything
Help Me!
Cyndi needs some Fu-loving... She's One HOT Mamma! She's 71k from Insider... Let's make it happen... Stop by and give Cyndi a good old fashioned Fu-Spanking... She deserves it... Rate her Fan her Add her Comment her BLING her Spank her hard!! hehe She will LOVE it... and return it too... Rate her "My Family Folder" and Carrie will make you a thank you tag... (My Family Folder)
Another Brick In The Wall
It's funny the things that push you over the edge. The things (or people) that make you say "Ya know what, fuck it". Lately I've been saying that a lot. Not because I'm quick to give up. I'm just quick to recognize when something or someone isn't worth the effort. Is that giving up? Some may say "That's the very definition!". I beg to differ. It's knowing your limits and protecting yourself. That's what I'm doing...protecting MYSELF because no one else will. What's your definition? -REL
Spotlight For My Birthday
PLEASE HELP ME GET THE SPOTLIGHT FOR MY BIRTHDAY. ANY AND ALL DONATIONS ARE VERY WELCOME. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO MAKE A DONATION. MY BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST 13TH.AND FOR EVERY PERSON WHO MAKES A DONATION I WILL MAKE THEM A MORPH. THANK YOU Money - Pink Floyd
I'm Voting Democrat
This sums it up pretty well... I'm Voting Democrat I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees and to
So Pathetic!
ok seriouslly its soo fucking PAHTETIC on here when guys what attention soo bad they have to post pics of there dicks on here! how fucking sad is your life when the only way u can get attention is to post pics like that on a profile website to get attention from girls who think its a good thing to be a slut or whore! well ok you guys go ahead and be that pathetic, as for me id rather not get that kind of attention! like ive said befor anyways i dont see being a slut or a whore as a good thing. i maybe still young but i just gotta say in closeing to most people on this site younger older or same age as me GROW THE FUCK UP and GET A FUCKING LIFE! your a PATHETIC waist of FLESH!
A Genious Or An Idiot?
Below is the article, The Morning Call is the local paper from here (Allentown, PA) The authors email and phone number are at the bottom. I think we should all let him know how we feel, since he did SUCH a good job researching the article he wrote. Disfigured skin points where culture is going You can tell where a culture is headed by examining whom its members seek to emulate. Just a few centuries ago, there was a culture still mired in the Stone Age, with no written language, no science, no math, no architecture, no nothing requiring thought Its members had not even managed to invent the wheel. That culture's only contribution to the world was the decorative ''tatu. '' In most other parts of the ancient world, tattoos were disfigurements usedonly to identify criminals or slaves. Now that Polynesians can read, use wheels, count and appreciate musical instruments other than drums, they've advanced to a point where most of them have abandoned tattoos. As one culture ascends, it seems,
The "are You Kinky" Quiz ... Lmao
Are you kinky? Do you wonder? Most of us think we are maybe a little kinky. But there is more to kinkiness than the occasional use of a kitchen utensil in bed. Just how kinky do you think you really are? Shall we find out? Take the following ten question quiz. 1.) During sex with your partner, you are most liable to: a.) Spank your partner b.) Spank yourself c.) Spank your mother d.) Spank your great aunt Edna 2.) You have had a long day at the office and, when you walk in the door, your partner tells you he/she wants to spice it up tonight. Does that usually mean: a.) Indian cuisine for supper again b.) A spanking after supper c.) A spanking and a flogging after supper d.) A spanking, flogging, caning, water sports and a branding after supper 3.) You are involved in some rather vigorous lovemaking with your partner when he/she shouts "Hi Ho Silver". Does this make you think of: a.) Work you left undone at the office b.) The Lone Ranger c.) Tonto d.) Th
Just Another Day
you know when I go to work I always think... How can I make a difference in the little world I patrol? It is hard sometimes to make everyone happy and to give everyone every little bit of what and who I am. Most of the time I do not get a "thank you" or a "you really helped me out" All I get is "I didn't do it" "why are you harassing me", and "why don't you go out and arrest real criminals". It is a thankless job, but I do it because I believe in freedom and everyone's right to express it.
The Skirt
She texted him whats the address....again.... her pulse pounded....her anticipation....building yes thats it.....breathe is it easier to go down..... yes.... the warm summer breeze felt good in her hair....what a beautiful day it was turning out to be.....she checked the mirror...the cell waited ....i will.... be there in 5.... thud, thud thud.....breathe the tasteful fishnet...clung jealously to her warming legs.... the black skirt hiked its way up as she braked to turn.... The first time so exposed and yet confident, glasses protecting against the blue eyed gaze..... the text....how long thud, thud, thud,,,,,,,the radios song,,,,gone 3 minutes...she replied.....im ready now.....be there in three she passed the rows of cars.....there it is....park next to the Chevy he had said..... ok one last text....then its my time the door is open he had said..... here the text shouted to him the door of the car closed....miles away...her mind raced about what he h
Men
are there seriously any good ones left that arent mentally retarded and have a good head on thier shoulders????
Sad Sack
That's me. A proper saddo!! I'm sitting here in a lovely restaurant in North Warwickshire typing a blog entry to Fubar on my laptop. People probably think I'm doing something business related, not just arsing about on here. I'm meeting an old friend of mine for a latte and a cheeky bite to eat. He's an old boyfriend of mine from pre-married days and we recently bumped into eachother on Facebook. He was certainly cute back in 1990 and we were like little bunny rabbits constantly in bed, at it. He looks to have grown into a good looking forty year old from his FB pics but I'm not really expecting anything sexual to come of today. I've dressed in a sexy but smart business suit anyway which probably helps reinforce to my fellow restaurant guests that I'm currently trading multi million pound deals at the London stock exchange!! Grrrr, he just phoned to tell me he'll be another 20-25 minutes...how rude!! Only joking, blame the traffic on the M42. This is quite a nice distrac
It Is All About Spreading The Love
I'm A Daddy!
I have a new daughter everyone! Just got the DNA test back as well! A huge weight has been lifted that should have never been there in the first place. But, at least now I can actually look at my baby girl and be assuredly happy and loved.
Rejected Penthouse Letter Valentine's Day
I wanted to write a letter to The Forum to describe a unique Valentine’s Day experience I had. It was February 14th and some unattached friends and I were at a local bar. We were sharing a few drinks when I noticed an attractive blond woman at the bar. I am a fairly good looking guy and have had my share of eye contact in these types of situations. This woman was looking at me with a special kind of look. I had enough liquid courage in me to introduce myself. It turns out Michelle was at the bar all alone. Wouldn’t I like to join her? Michelle looked to be in her mid twenties, with a slim figure and a firm chest. She was fair skinned and blond. She might even have been a real blond but I never care. We found a table away from my drinking buddies. As soon as I sat down Michelle began with that casual contact that is so arousing. First she placed her hand on my knee, then touched my arm, then my face. Before I knew it, we were sharing a long passionate kiss. It was tim
Rejected Penthouse Letter Louise At The Circus
Dear Forum, I wanted to let you know about the sexiest woman I have ever met. I am now in my fifties and even though I met her thirty years ago the memory of her still haunts me. Before you dismiss this letter as outdated let me warn you that our sex was just as wild in the seventies as it is today. I worked with Louise in a small office. The sexual revolution was in full swing then and Lou was always going braless. It used to drive me wild to see her great globes beneath the tight stretch material of her blouse. I used to imagine her breast where the two really fat elephants and her blouse was a circus tent that had collapsed. Damn if those fat elephants were trying to get out from under that blousy tent. One time while masturbating I imagined that I was an elephant tamer and I was prodding and poking those elephants with my elephant tamer tool. I imagined that if I managed to free those fat elephants from that circus tent that I would give them a good hosing down
Rejected Penthouse Letter Butcher's Delight
I am a hard working guy. I have read your magazine for years and never thought I would be able to write. Now I can. One of my customers comes in all the time. She is a professional cook and housekeeper. “Alice” is a real looker. She comes in the store wearing her little house dress. I have fancied Alice for a long time. I am little shy though, so at first I would just make sure she got the best cuts of meat at my butcher shop. It wasn’t much but if I saw a great rib roast come through I would save it for my Alice. Finally, one day I got the courage to ask Alice on a date. It was nice. I was really nervous so I wore my best suit and arrived at the house where she lived. She lived with a family of 8. It was a little uncomfortable meeting them all but I got through it OK. Our date went just swell and I finished by kissing Alice on the cheek. I was really smitten. Alice was a nice girl and I was happy to be her sweetheart. One day my girl Alice came in the store. S
Cupcake
I'M REALLY SICK OF SEEING THIS GREAT FRIEND OF MY BE A FU-KING ANY LONGER... .NOW GET YOUR A@@ES IN THERE AND HELP HER BECOME A GODMOTHER TODAY... ONLY NEEDS 563,617 TO BECOME A GOODMOTHER Cupcake Surprise ~ Spankers ~@ fubar THANK YOU ALL THAT DO HELP OUT WITH THIS AND PLZ REPOST BROUGHT TOT YOU BY Evonne plz read profile@ fubar
Rejected Penthouse Letter Pool Boy
I live in Hollywood where I am one of the many out of work actors trying for his big break. Work is hard to come by out here. Without a good job, pussy is too. One time I took a job cleaning pools. It was a good way to keep my tan and to see how the truly wealthy lived. Most of the time the people weren’t even home. I doubt they swam in the damn pool either but my paycheck cashed and I had free time for auditions. One time I was cleaning a pool in the hills and the owner was around. She was an older woman, probably in her early 40’s. She looked pretty good for her age in a way that money helps. It was a hot day and I wasn’t wearing a shirt while I worked. She sat inside the house watching me. I first noticed her looking while I was getting chlorine she was in the kitchen looking out the window. Later when I was cleaning the bugs out of the filter I spotted her looking at me from the sun room. After I had finished and before I left, she asked me if I wanted somethin
Rejected Penthouse Letter New York City
It had been a fairly boring party. I had drifted in and out of half a dozen conversations, discussions I'd had before and will have again. Then a tall redhead spoke the magic word "sex." My brain popped back into gear and I started to listen. The word "sex" had been preceded by the word "safe." She was arguing that anyone with a little imagination can still enjoy a casual encounter and remain safe. I must admit that I was attracted by the idea. I hadn't had any encounters, casual or otherwise in entirely too long. I hung around and added my two cents to the topic. Soon Tracy was hanging on my words. "Would you like a refill?" I asked nodding at her drink. She would. Soon Tracy and I were flirting away. I hoped that tonight would be our encounter. Toward the end of the night Tracy's girlfriends came by and asked if she wanted to leave. "Oh, Steve is going to take me home. You guys can go along" she said. It was an exciting way to let me know. My dick responded immediately. On
Rejected Penthouse Letter Working Late
It was going to be a late day at the office. Our HTML directory had become mixed up with the sectors that control the server farm. We were sunk. Becky and I would have to spend the entire evening loading 8 1/2 inch floppy disks into the hard drive. This was going to take forever. "What a bitch" I exclaimed. Becky sat up straight in her airfoil office chair. "Not you" I said with a laugh "This assignment is going to take all night." I'll be up until 3 in the morning doing it. "I wish I could have a man that would stay up until 3 in the morning doing it" Becky said. She was a heck of a tease. I told her that if she stayed here with me I would do my best to keep it going. Becky thought that would be fun. We quickly grabbed the bottle of French bourbon that I keep in my desk for late night work. After a few drinks and few floppy disks had been magnafluxed we were having a good time. Becky wanted to talk about which of the office girls had the nicest breasts. Everyone in the offi
Rejected Penthouse Letter Loose Cheerleader
As a young girl I had a wild first sexual experience. I was a horny teen. I didn't know much about men but I knew that I wanted sex. I wanted it badly. As early as I can remember I had been masturbating. I would take all sorts of items and insert them inside my pussy. I had a vast assortment of items that I would use. Mostly, they were smoothly textured bottles from various cosmetics and toiletries. Looking back, it seemed amazing that some of these product packages made it past the censors. They had bumps, ridges, and bulbous tips just like what I imagine a penis would look like. When I reached high school, I joined the cheerleading squad. It was fun. We talked about boys and we got to see all of the guys in their uniforms. I was boy crazy and this was the place for me. After practice I would head home and go right to my room. When I was upstairs I would drop my lollipop pants and grab one of my bottles. I would screw myself silly thinking about the guys on the football squad.
Rejected Penthouse Letter The Chicken Shack
Dear Penthouse Letters: I have read your magazine for many years and didn't think that I would ever write. Well, today after years of not writing I figured that it was time that I put pen to paper and wrote a letter. After deciding that I would write a lette,r I had to find something to write about. I would try my best. Just like some of the people that write into your magazine I too am a stilled tradesman. I am a toolmaker by trade. Unfortunately, my job puts me in contact with very few women. Mostly I talk to my co-workers and my foreman. Most of the day, however I spend working making stamping tooling. At the end of the day I usually head home. Sometimes I stop at a store to buy beer or a restaurant to pickup dinner for my family. Today wasn't much different at first. On the way home, I stopped into the local chicken shack to get a bucket of chicken and some potatoes. I asked for the potatoes without butter because they are usually very greasy. The attractive blond behin
Rejected Penthouse Letter My New Place
MY KIDS HAVE PUT ME IN A HOME. THEY CALL IT A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY, BUT DAMMIT IT IS AN OLD FOLKS HOME. MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE SMELL LIKE URINE. I WONDER IF I SMELL LIKE URINE TOO. AT NIGHT WE PLAY GAMES. SOMETIMES WE EVEN HAVE A DANCE. THERE ARE LOTS OF WOMEN HERE. MOST OF THE OTHER MEN ARE DEAD SO I GET MY PICK USUALLY. ONE WOMAN LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE JANE MANSFIELD. MY NEW FRIEND WALTER SAYS THAT SHE USED TO BE A DOCTOR'S WIFE. I WAS DANCING WITH JANE MANSFIELD AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING IN MY PANTS. IT HAD BEEN MONTHS FOR ME SINCE MY LAST ERECTION. USUALLY THE DANG THING DOESN'T WORK. WHEN THE DANCE WAS OVER JANE TOLD ME TO STOP BY HER ROOM. BEFORE HEADING OVER, I TALKED TO WALTER. AROUND THESE PARTS THEY TRADE VIAGRA LIKE WE TRADED LUCKY STRIKES IN THE WAR. I HAD TO PROMISE A WEEKS WORTH OF DESSERTS TO HENRY THE DIABETIC IN ORDER TO SCORE A BLUE PILL. I TOOK THAT PILL AND WENT UP TO JANES ROOM. I HADN'T MADE LOVE TO A WOMAN SINCE MY GRACE PASSED I
Alternative Terms For The Male Member...lmfao
For those who just run out of synonyms and need help when writing their rejected letters to penthouse - His veined pole My swollen rod The thick, blue-veined bolo bat Rigid Root Dick Slit (that's the pee hole) Cruise Missile Love Tool Hard Tool Swollen Glans My Meat A Stiff Ram-Rod Jutting From Gargantuan Balls Thick Veiny Shaft Love Pillar Rocketing Missile Upright Throbbing Pecker His Blind Eye (another pee-hole synonym) Rigid Prong
How To Write A Successful Penthouse Letter
How to write a successful Penthouse letter: You never thought you would write but now you have the chance. This was a once in a lifetime experience and it REALLY HAPPENED! Everything went very smoothly, this could have happened to anyone if they had only been in the same place at the same time that you were. You are a very muscular well endowed man or you are a gorgeous, bisexual woman. If you are a woman, you really are a woman that just happens to read Penthouse Forum. One of the people involved is either a virgin or a experienced person of the world. No matter how spontaneous the sex or how long it has been since they have had sex, everyone involved just happens to have well trimmed pubic hair and is wearing great underwear. The woman always orgasms, repeatedly, and when it is over it is visually easy to recognize. The man always undresses with his penis in the vicinity of the woman's face. The woman speaks rarely and only in double entendre. Women always refe
Guys' Rules - Is This True? Lol
1. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother,father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 8.
Dear God
God I have only one plea, that you not take my mother away from me. She gave me life To lose her would cut like a knife. I die inside to see her in pain, and helplessly I cry in vane! Oh please God I beg of thee Do not take my mother away from me. She is not just a mother for to me, she is a friend like no other. Her love and strength has taught me well I love her so much, can't you tell? I know we can not escape death but I shall die with her as she takes her last breath. So I beg of you don't let it be, That you should take my mother away from me!!!
Bachelor/bachelorette Party Point System
In order to keep track of how much trouble you will get into, we have created a point system. You can use this system to determine how far you should go. It might be a good idea to try to set a limit for yourself before the party. I'm not sure if you want to discuss this with your future spouse beforehand, however you should probably be able to estimate how many points you will be allowed on your own. Suggested Point Limits: Here is a table that tries to point to recommended point levels: Grooms Brides You are a sissy, your friends will be pissed and will never call you. 3 1 Not a bad compromise, but you need to live a little 15 5 Good job, not a wuss, not an ass. 25 10 Eventually, there may be a fight over this. 30 15 The fight will happen after the honeymoon. 35 25 The fight will happen on the honeymoon. 45 30 The fight will happen before the wedding. 50 35 What fucking wedding? 50+
What Does This Mean???
Ok so I have been talkin to this guy for over a month and we are friends with benifis and its kool but everytime i am without him hes on my mind and hes a great person and we laugh and have fun together and its great!! I enjoy my time with him. He keeps coming around and chillin and shit so what does this mean???
My Sandwich Isnt Made Right. No Manager? 911 To The Rescue!
http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/subway.sandwich.911.2.787369.html Man Arrested For 911 Calls To Fix Subway Sandwich JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) ¯ Jacksonville, Fla., police say Reginald Peterson needs to learn that 911 is not the appropriate place to complain that Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich. Police said the 42-year-old man dialed 911 twice last week so he could have his sub made correctly. The second call was to complain that officers weren't arriving fast enough. Subway workers told police Peterson became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store after he left to call police. When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls. Peterson did not have a listed phone number. === Total fucking douchebag! gotta love Florida
Lost Wings...
Once upon a time there was a little fairy called Christiana... she was a good fairy both within her soul and mind, but she was very very lonely. She lived in a dark dark scary forest where a big bad nasty wolf lived who kept trying to eat her... The wolf had scared away all of the fairies fluffy little friends... She lived under a toadstool, looking over her little fairy shoulder all of the time scared that the big bad wolf would come and eat her... No other fairys lived in the dark scary forest as they were too scared and the other fairies didn't talk to the little blue fairy anymore as they were also too scared of being near the big bad wolf.... One day the wolf creeped up on the fairy, grabbed her in his big sharp teeth and almost ate her up, but she escaped. Her wings were torn, her little fairy heart was broken and her fairy dust was all gone... she was very very sad... She sat under her toadstool, curled up in a ball crying her little fairy heart out on a leaf... She was
They Say Animals Are Dumb?
She is pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire. When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest. A photographer from the Charlotte, North Carolina, newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do. As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph. Scroll down for photograph. ? ? ? ? ? ?The Kiss... And people say animals are dumb. I appologize but the picture would not transfer. It was of a Doberman kissing the Fireman kissing the face of the Fireman that had saved her and as noted above the lives of her inborn babies, very touching!
Hd Petes Did It Again Twice In Two Days.
THIS MAN IS AWESOME. HE LEVELED ME TWO TIMES IN TWO DAYS.HE ROCKS AND NEEDS ALOT OF LOVE.PLEASE SHOW HIM LOVE FOR ME. HD Petes Ultra Classic FU BOMBER FAMILY@ fubar
Painted Angel
With broken wings And silver rings The painted angel falls from grace Bleeding and broken with a smile on her face. Ink and blood and a promise written in skin Dreams shattered and hope drowned in passionate sin Fresh wounds disquise wounds of old As she wanders the world alone and cold The needle burns Her identity turns New secrets revealed Her wounds have healed She paints her skin with new wings She pierces her skin with metal rings The painted angel closes her eyes And remembers what it is to fly. -Angelic Descent
There Is A New Virus Out There
There seems to be a new virus surffing the net in e-mails. It looks like a page from CNN when you click on it it down loads a virus SO BEWARE!!
" The Robbery" ...
It's A Friday night, you're fed up with work, only you and I know you're about to quit. I park nearby, and walk down the street until I reach the back of the store. I give you a loud kick at the door to let you know I'm there to rob the store. U ask thru the door "who is it?" and as soon as you do, I slip on your used and soiled pantyhose to hide my face. Mmm as soon as I inhale, I smell your Pussy. I push the door open as you begin to open it, and I walk you around the corner and shove you against the desk.. As you trace your fingers around the outline of my lips, you start to kiss me. Our face pressed Firmly together, wetting your pantyhose, I quickly pull up your shirt, Ripping your bra, exposing your milky breasts. U quickly, start to unbutton Your jeans and I step back and rip them off from your ankles and feet Your pussy is already moist, as I spread your pussy lips and smear My face over your pussy lips, inhaling you. You moan as you feel The heat f
The Dark Knight
Why Does It Always Rain On Me-- Travis
Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook I cant sleep tonight Everybody saying everythings alright Still I cant close my eyes Im seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights Sunny days Where have you gone? I get the strangest feeling you belong Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining I cant avoid the lightning I cant stand myself Im being held up by invisible men Still life on a shelf when I got my mind on something else Sunny days Where have you gone? I get the strangest feeling you belong Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining I cant avoid the lightning Oh, where did the blue skies go? And why is it raining so? Its so cold I cant sleep tonight Everybody saying everythings alright Still I cant close my eyes Im seeing a tunnel at the end of all these l
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My Midget
This Is For Those Who Claim To Be The Real Shadow
Legend of Shadow There are legends and myths that tell stories of what has possibly happened in the past, but these are not always true and some are true. This Legend is true and men miss interpret its meaning. Some say that Shadow came from Saten's domain and say Shadow was born as everyone else. The truth is Shadow is the part of a man that is left over from all the atrocities that he has made through the course of his life. Shadow appears to be in one man every so many generations he is a man who had a heart of pure good but was mistaken and misunderstood causing him to be an outcast, he is not invisible but he is shut out of society as punishment from God and must repent on his sins by making right out of wrong. Shadow does not have a black heart but has one buried beneath the ice of his true innerself. Emotions do not exist except for anger and hatred of himself for what he has done. There are those who say they are Shadow but they are not, for I am Shadow, I am the lege
Momma Maybe
when do u let ur son go? when he 25, do u snatch him back home, cuz he just got out of jail and fed u more sad stories then in the bible followed up by promises? Do u not push some sense in his already cloudly brain, cuzed not by weed, which they claim, but due 2 they think it is all about them!? well if u noticed they want 2 be fruitful, multiple, jobless wouldn't it make some sense 2 smarten up 2 dummies with one lesson? I know some mommas would, but not the one i know. Anyway, i have witnessed someone throwin piss out a window on me and then tryin 2 offer me a umberella claimin it is rainin. this was all a strong effort 2 avoid me and her constantly arguin over when she goin put her foot down, stop believin pinocchio, who only cares about himself. she knows this and refuses believe just cuz either it is her son, he now a muslim (who was once a koolide boy, wannab blood), or cuz of a grandchild, he don't even want 2 b bothered with cuz of some new love interest. confused by the f
A Passionate Night Between U And Me
wA passionate night between me and you I can't begin to tell you the things I want to do. First we can dim the lights and get closer..... No, wait, that's too fast, let's go back and move a little slower. I'll kiss your lips that are so soft and sweet, then move on to your cheek that's so smooth and unique. Then I'll move right along that little ear of yours... Whoa... my, my... let me move along your chest... Uh, oh I missed a spot, let me move back up to the neck As I move my tongue around and around you start to feel it as I go down slowly and as I kiss your chest your hands go up ...but I'm not finished yet.... I go further down towards your navel... As I move down past your waist line I begin to kiss.... Oh, I just wake up to realize it's a dream ! A passionate dream fueled by my deep love for you.
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Got No Money, Ya Got No Rights And Ya Dumb....
It's the truth. So years back I got the shot kicked out of me at outside a bar for being at the wrong place at the wrong time. A victim of gang violence and never being in a gang. The cops knew who did this to me, the DA knew who did this and my so called friends who were with me that night (and ran like a bunch of cowards only to come back to scrape me off the ground.) knew who did this to me. None, I mean none of them did a damn thing. I rack up about 10k in medical bills and I was left to pay $20 a month for the rest of my life and no justice ever to those who beat the shit out of me or those who protect them. No lawyer would touch me because there was no money in t for them and I had no money to give them. So in the laws blind eyes nothing ever happened to me. I just woke up one day with the left side of my face looking like the elephant man, my body bruised from head to toe and a whopping medical bill. Nice. > Most of my life the banks have done what they can to fuck you over. W
The Adventure Not Taken
The Adventure Not Taken Against all reason, caution and warnings of non conformity, he tried to satiate the yearnings from his deepest heart. Longing to take a romantic adventure before fading in obscurity, he pulled against the chains from which he could not depart. Always stuck being so clinical, cynical and of course practical, he tried to become someone interesting and someone new. He could never let himself be illogical or even irresponsible, even to become involved with someone as special as you. He is always the neighbor next door, the one you always call, when there's some crisis or some problem that needs fixing. Just an average guy, not too thin or thick nor too short or tall, but a dependable sort who always knows just what to do. Some days he still dreams of Fairy Tale Falls and Glacier Park, of horseback rides through alpine forests, and being in love. Some days he remembers the Castle and making love in the
Cute...especially For Teachers
Kids Are Quick ______________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: &n bsp; Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ______________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ______________________________ < span style="font-size: 18px; color: rgb(0, 128, 0); font-family: Arial;"> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said its H to O. ______________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WI
"just A Thought"
Hey to all the people out there that actually look at peoples blogs, I just thougt I'd share a little thought. I realize that we all have the right to state our own opinions, but why be so hateful to people you don't even know? You look at how a person looks on the outside and judge them before you find out what kind of a person they actually are. For all you know they could be the best people in the world to ever know but you put them down before they even get the chance to say hello. That is just crul, and just goes to show how shallow a person you really are. Not everyone is going to look like a supermodel or act like a complete sl*t just to get your friendship. Inside eveyone is a beautiful person. It's just up to you weither or not your choose to see that. I could question some of the peple out there who think they are all that because if you get to know them you will find out in a hurry that they aren't even worth the effert to even try to be their friend. If you could watch them
Rockband
...total shit. So I don't have work all this week and that allows me to stay up till 4-5am everyday playing Rockband and drinking. When I wake up at 12pm everyday I ask myself if its worth it and I say no, but then the night comes and I say YES!
My Dislikes & Likes
MY LIKES! ~Camping. ~Fishing. ~Reading. ~Listening to music. ~Playin on the computer. ~Talkin on the phone. ~Horseback Riding. ~Spending time with my family. ~Going to the Lake. ~Walkin on the beach. ~Cooking. ~Baking. ~Taking Pictures. ~Texting. ~Going to the movies Theaters. ~Spendin Time With my man. ~Drinkin. ~Coloring. ~People with great personalitys. ~Doing hair. ~Watchin T.v. MY DISLIKES ~Annoying people. ~People that talk shit. ~Drama. ~Liers. ~Cheaters. ~Dishonesty. ~Lima Beans.
Dylons Diva Mafia Lounge
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Own Your Own Monkey!
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To, My Best Friend And Brother.
To my best friend & brother, R.I.P. To my friend & brother, I have a hole in my heart, In a spot that you held,It can never be replaced by anyone.I loved you like a brother and will miss you more than life itself. I want to thank you for being there when I needed a friend, I only wish you would have come to me when you had the pain enough to do this to yourself, but I know you, you never would have come to me or anyone. You didn't want to trouble us with your pain, but thats what we were here for, I told you I always had your back brother.I feel like I failed you my friend, you were there so much for me, and I feel I was there so little for you. You are always going to be my best friend and in my thoughts, not a day will pass that I don't think of you and all the good time's and memories we shared.If it wasn't for youI wouldn't have much of a life, and I may not even be here myself. Besides my girls, you were a very important part in my life,I find it hard to think of a da
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Easy Ways To Help The World
Is a huge thing thats going on in this world today that i dont think alot of people really know anything about. Did you know that the permafrost in alaska is melting and is setting off a harmful gas called methane that if it keeps going the way it does could turn catastrophic. Some simple things you can do to helo stop global warming would be to ride a bike or walk, or if you do drive make sure your tires are filled with air when your tires are low it wastes more gas. Please try to check out websites so you can find things to do around your community to help. This is our home we should treat it that way.
The Diary Of A Lost Mind...
11:09PM - A diary Current mood: numb Category: DON’T ASK Writing and Poetry NEW YEARS DAY 11:09PM BEGINNING TO WONDER IF I'M GOING TO HOLD ON MUCH LONGER...I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN HOLDING ON FOR A WHILE NOW ANYWAYS.DESPAIR SEEMS TO BE MY ONLY COMPANY LATELY, BESIDES WEAKNESS WHO IS ONLY GIVING SPEED TO HER COMPANY. I KNOW IN MY SPIRIT THAT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE I COULD DO TO FIGHT THE URGE, BUT THE SCREAMS ARE GETTING LOUDER AND THE TIME THAT HEALS SEEMS TO BE THE VERY TIME THAT EVADES ME... WITH EACH CLICK OF THE CLOCK I GET CLOSER, THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY FEAR FOLLOWING DESPAIR THOUGH I ALMOST WISH THERE WERE. THE DAYS GO BUY LIKE BULLETS, MOVING PAST ME AGONYSINGLY SLOW, AND CLOSE ENOUGH TO KILL... I WONDER,WHEN THE TIME COMES, WILL I STEP OUT OF THE WAY...OR JUST WAIT FOR IT.MY FLESH SCREAMS AS MY BRAIN BOILS IN SELF LOATHING,THE BEAST WANTS OUT.I CAN FEEL MY CHEST TEAR, HOW MUCH LONGER NOW? I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE... "EMOTIONS
A Rare Occasion.
i'm like in this very RARE great mood. so i wanted to share what i was listening to with you guys. check it out, it's a good song. then comment and tell me what you think. :) Control - Metro Station
My First Time, Or Was It?
I'd never done it before but she begged me to. So, reluctantly I got off the bed and looked in the small bag she'd brought over to my house. I pulled out a set of fur-covered handcuffs. "Oh yea..." she moaned, her body writhing on the bed. I frowned. She was more turned on by the cuffs than me it seemed. Well, fine. I put them on carefully, ignoring her whispers to make them tight. Soon, her wrists were held at the headboard. I took the opportunity to run my hands over her body, groping everywhere on her that turned me on so much. "More, baby..." she begged. I'd been about to enter her, but... Another look in the bag and I found a leather thing. I quickly figured out that it was a stiff collar. Took me a minute to figure out how to put it on her but once I clipped it shut, she couldn't move her head. Her legs were spread wide, an indication of her enjoyment. I decided to tease her, running my fingers and tongue over her pussy until she was crying out. But it wa
I Am Who I Am.
I'm a slut because I'll wear shorts and a tanktop. I'm a bitch because I don't let you push me around. I'm a liar because I won't tell you everything. I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong. I'm ugly because my face isn't perfect. I'm a whore because I like boys. I'm annoying because I'm not chill enough. I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group. I use people because I do whats best for me. I'm fake because most of the time I'm happy. I'm weird because I'm not like you. I'm controlling because I get mad sometimes. I'm clingy because I like to be around people. I'm greedy because I like to be satisfied. I'm naive because I'm younger than you. I'm conceited because I'm proud of who I am. I'm rude because my manners aren't perfect. I'm unappreciative because I don't praise you. Don't try to tell me who I am because I already know.
About Da Guys.
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your spirit and intuition to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what truly makes you happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle!!! If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, so why would he treat you any differently? Always h
What Your Friendship Really Means
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Red Bull. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up, dust you off, make sure you're ok then laugh at you. 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND! Friendship is like peeing your pants, Everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.
Come Rock With Me!!!!!!! Re Updated
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Wait For Me
All these miles, haunting questions linger in my mind. And all the while, making bad decisions out of line. Still I've tried, to let go of the danger in my life. It's alright, when that's the only thing I've left behind. And there's still time... Wait for me. There's so much more of life for us to see. You must believe, it's not because of you I've had to leave. Wait for me. I only hope that you'll remember me. At this time, I'm counting all the reasons I should stay. Bottom line. I'm missing all the things I gave away. I remind, and see your face every single day. Still I'm blind. I wish that there was something I could say To make things right... Wait for me. There's so much more of life for us to see. You must believe, it's not because of you I've had to leave. Wait for me. I only hope that you'll remember me. Just hold on a little bit longer. Thoughts and memories will be enough My need for you is only growing stronger. I know you don't understand it much
A Letter To My Daughter....
how fun to have a daughter. i never thought i would enjoy mothering a female SO much. the prospect, before she was conceived up until the day she was born, seemed very daunting and mostly a large pain in the ass. "i've always related better to boys!", i said. "most females make me want to choke them!", i would growl. "women are so clueless and catty.", i groused. well, all of this is still true, but now i have a female compatriot. i can raise her up with the proper perspective*s*. i will actually give this to her someday. my sweet girl, just a few things for you to hold close and keep in mind. 1) you are not in competition with all other females, so don't go behaving as if you are, 2) you CAN just be friends with a man without bumping nasties...he may very well be fantasizing about that, but as long as you are aware of that fact and don't know for sure if he is or not, who cares?, 3) wear a dress if you WANT to, 4) a quick run to the 7-11 DOES NOT, i repeat, DOES
Highlighting A Friend...
just wanted to bring to fu lands attention... this young man has some amazing pics he posted he airbrushed! some pretty amazing things he has done ...plz go see his work. follow the link b low. thanks!!! luni@ fubar
Come And Tame Me!
Gay Guys?
where are all my gay friends at on this site, ive never been so confused on how to find gay people on a website, they make it soo hard, so if your a gay guy, or know how to find the gay guys, someone let me know, im gonig nuts.
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Twilight
I cant wait to see this movie http://www.twilightthemovie.com
My Letter To My Dad
xDear Dad, > Last night I came to you not as a man in crisis, but > also as your son. The fact that Bea was the one who denied > me over the phone in my time of need. Regardless of > emotional or financial support, you did not feel my life was > important enough to give me the amount of time it > would've taken you to eat a meal. I did not ask for a > specific amount of money, I only spoke of the possibility of > needing a little financial help, what I was counting on was > for your support and to feel like I could lean on my father > in my time of need. What I received, was a messenger, a > surrogate, with the answer of "no". > I am just in shock that, one, I did not talk to you > directly about these matters of crisis at hand. I was > foolish in thinking that I could provide for two separate > lives and make them work. I did my best in what I thought > was the right thing. I failed. > I have been blessed to have had you and Mom as parents. > Both Andy and
Intro To Random Ranting.
Okay, this is marked as unsafe for work as often in my random rants there will be profanity. If this disturbs you...I do not really care. In random rants I will often have something that has either happen to me throughout the day or something that just pops into my mind that I will have to share...well...maybe not share as I find the actual amount of people that actually choose to read anything beyond a McDonalds nutrition label is low to non existent. (This could turn into a rant itself, but let me pull back before I get too far into it.) I know a lot of you are probably wondering why anyone would actually go to a bar, such as fubar and create a blog for random rantings. I have the perfect answer for that question. Because I CAN! Seriously folks, why do people do half the shit they do, cause they can. Now what makes it stupid is when people do the same thing over and over and hope for different results. This is stupidity folks, move the fuck on put down the drugs. Right th
More Sad Fucking Shit Written By Me
Once upon a time there was a girl who was sad all the time an she didn't know what to do and one day she just broke down she cut her wrist and as the crimson colored liquid ran from her body she cried everyone always told her she was never good enough, never pretty enough so she just gave up trying that night she wrote her mom a note telling her that she loved her an that she was sorry, she left it on the table an went back upstairs, layed down in bed and took the blade to her throat.......maybe now everyone would be happy was her last thought, her mom found the letter and ran up the stairs only to see her daughter laying in her bed with her throat cut, blood all over the bed..she ran over to her an took her by the hand and cried, the next day at school all of her friends filled her locker with notes and cards and flowers as they all stood around and cried for her, maybe if they would have told her how much she meant to them things would have been different maybe if she didn't feel lik
Leadership Principles
Marine Corps Leadership Principles 1 Know yourself and seek self-improvement. 2 Be technically and tactically proficient. 3 Develop a sense of responsibility among your subordinates. 4 Make sound and timely decisions. 5 Set the example. 6 Know your Marines and look out for their welfare. 7 Keep your Marines informed. 8 Seek responsibility and take responsibility for your actions. 9 Ensure assigned tasks are understood, supervised, and accomplished. 10 Train your Marines as a team. 11 Employ your command in accordance with its capabilities.
History
History Of The United States Marine Corps The History Of The Marine CorpsOn November 10, 1775, the Continental Congress meeting in Philadelphia passed a resolution stating that "two Battalions of Marines be raised" for service as landing forces with the fleet. This resolution, established the Continental Marines and marked the birth date of the United States Marine Corps. Serving on land and at sea, these first Marines distinguished themselves in a number of important operations, including their first amphibious raid into the Bahamas in March 1776, under the command of Captain (later Major) Samuel Nicholas. Nicholas, the first commissioned officer in the Continental Marines, remained the senior Marine officer throughout the American Revolution and is considered to be the first Marine Commandant. The Treaty of Paris in April 1783 brought an end to the Revolutionary War and as the last of the Navy's ships were sold, the Continental Navy and Marines went out of existence. Following
The Hymn!
The Marines Hymn Marine Corps Hymn Following the war with the Barbary Pirates in 1805, when Lieutenant Presely N. O'Bannon and his small force of Marines participated in the capture of Derne and hoisted the American flag for the first time over a fortress of the Old World, the Colors of the Corps was inscribed with the words: "To the Shores of Tripoli." After the Marines participated in the capture and occupation of Mexico City and the Castle of Chapultepec, otherwise known as the "Halls of Montezuma," the words on the Colors were changed to read: "From the Shores of Tripoli to the Halls of Montezuma." Following the close of the Mexican War came the first verse of the Marines' Hymn, written, according to tradition, by a Marine on duty in Mexico. For the sake of euphony, the unknown author transposed the phrases in the motto on the Colors so that the first two lines of the Hymn would read: "From the Halls of Montezuma, to the Shores of Tripoli." A serious attempt to trace the tune
Code Of Conduct
USMC Code of Conduct ARTICLE I: I am an American, fighting in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense. ARTICLE II: I will never surrender of my own free will. If in command, I will never surrender the members of my command while they still have the means to resist. ARTICLE III: If I am captured I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and to aid others to escape. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy. ARTICLE IV: If I become a prisoner of war, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners. I will give no information nor take part in any action which might be harmful to my comrades. If I am senior, I will take command. If not, I will obey lawful orders of those appointed over me and will back them in every way. ARTICLE V: When questioned, should I become a prisoner of war, I am required to give name, rank, service number, and date of birth.
Mascot
Marine Corps Mascot Thanks to the German Army, the U.S. Marine Corps has an unofficial mascot. During World War I many German reports had called the attacking Marines "teufel-hunden," meaning Devil-Dogs. Teufel-hunden were the vicious, wild, and ferocious mountain dogs of Bavarian folklore. Soon afterward a U.S. Marine recruiting poster depicted a snarling English Bulldog wearing a Marine Corps helmet. Because of the tenacity and demeanor of the breed, the image took root with both the Marines and the public. The Marines soon unofficially adopted the English Bulldog as their mascot. At the Marine base at Quantico, Virginia, the Marines obtained a registered English Bulldog, King Bulwark. In a formal ceremony on 14 October 1922, BGen. Smedley D. Butler signed documents enlisting the bulldog, renamed Jiggs, for the "term of life." Pvt. Jiggs then began his official duties in the U.S. Marine Corps. A hard-charging Marine, Pvt. Jiggs did not remain a private for long. Within th
Marine Corps War Memorial
Marine Corps War Memorial Rising from hallowed ground, the Marine Corps War Memorial overlooks the Potomac River at the entrance to Arlington National Cemetery in Washington, D.C. It is the largest bronze monument in the world. Arguably, it is also the most famous monument in the world. And for all who have earned the title, a pilgrimage to the monument is required. First, a brief historical review: In the closing years of World War II, U.S. Marines fought and bled their way across the Pacific Ocean toward Japan. The Japanese knew their tiny volcanic island, Iwo Jima, would be attacked. Its crucial airfields lay only 650 miles from Tokyo, just over two hours flying time. So, under the command of LtGen. Tadamichi Kuribayashi, Japan's best and brightest mining engineers turned remote Iwo Jima into a seemingly impregnable fortress. In the volcanic rock, laborers blasted out 16 miles of tunnels, connecting 1500 rooms. The engineers built underground hospitals and supply rooms under h
Fly Away
Spread My Wings Set Me Free Allow This Child To Soar To The Heavens To Sit On A Star To Watch From The Moon Fly Away Fly Fly Fly Away Fly Away Gazing Up You From The Heavens Guarding You From The Other-Side I Use To Hide I Use To Be Afraid I Use To Be Scared To Fly Fly Away Fly Fly Fly Away Fly Away Being As Free As I Want Not Being Afraid Of Anything Gliding Through The Clouds High Above Not To Be Mistaken For A Dove I Never Had That Love Fly Away Fly Fly Fly Away Fly Away It's Not My Fault I Felt That Way I Wanted That Life That I Could Never Have I Was Never Truly Happy I Was Sick Of That Life I Never Accomplished Shit Fly Away Fly Fly Fly Away Fly Away They Found A Hollow Body Void Of The Life I Once Lived Some Shed Tears Others Rejoiced But For The Most Part, I Stopped Caring Fly Away Fly Fly Fly Away Fly Away Never Was I Truly Alive Nor Did I Truly Live Chained To The Ground By My Own Ways Chained To Ever
Whores
Visiting the definition given at http://dictionary.reference.com, the definition of a whore is "a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet." The word can also be used as a verb: "to corrupt, debauch, or make a whore of." Colloquially, we have used the term to talk about any obsession a person, man or woman, has that causes that person to go out of his or her way to achieve that goal, without care for the consequences. For instance, a Fubar "point whore" will do any and every thing to gain points. An "attention whore" is obsessed with attention. Whores aren't just people you run into online, putting themselves out there to feed an obsession. They're the people you meet in bars who dress in next-to-nothing and must show off some well-developed body part to gain attention. They are also the people who are at the same bar, offering alcohol to these people in the hopes that they can get a little attention, too. I guess
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She thinks of him Of only him Longing for his voice To see his face & hold him close To just be with him near him To kiss him To touch him Would be a dream come true She cant explain these feelings run deep She knows they're true True for him and only him With every minute that passes Every breath she takes She thinks of him Always. To see his smile hear his laugh Watch him sleep Would be a dream come true
My Second Hh
YES I GONE HAVE MY SECOND HH TODAY... SO BE THERE MAKE ME GODMOTHER.... FRIENDS FAMILY YOU ALL WELCOME TO JOIN THE PARTY ..AND EVERY ONE WHO WANT TO JOIN IT TODAY... SO ITS 4PM FU TIME .......6PM US TIME .......MIDNIGHT IN THE UK .......1 AM IN EUROPE I GET THE HH FROM BY BFF TOMME...SHOW HIM SOME LOVE ... ~Tomme~BFF to Hennie~ClubFAR~@ fubar COME ON COME ON JOIN THE PARTY.... Music Video:WHO KNEW (by Pink)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone ~Shauny32~BFF to Tomme ~owner of The Mile High Club~ Club F.A.R.@ fubar
Thank You Everyone
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR MAKING MY FIRST YEAR ON FUBAR A WONDERFUL ONE. I'VE MADE SOME GREAT FRIENDS, RENEWED SOME FRIENDSHIPS WITH OTHERS AND GREW EVEN STRONGER WITH FRIENDS I ALREADY HAD. I LOVE YOU ALL. HERE'S TO HOPING THE NEXT YEAR IS EVEN BETTER. imikimi - Customize Your World
Artillery Quotes
"Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets." - Unknown "There is NO job in the Field Artillery for the weak, the timid or the indecisive." - Unknown "Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl" - Frederick the Great, king of Germany, 1740 to 1786 "Gunners will always fight together, drink together, laugh together, and morn together." - Unknown A Toast to the Guns By them we live, For them we would die. Whatever the Mission, We'll give it a try. We'll serve them with Honor For they are the ones; That make us Artillerymen, So here's to the Guns: TO THE GUNS!! - Unknown "You can't describe the moral lift, when in the fight your spirits weary hears above the hostile fire, Your own artillery. Shells score the air like wavy hair from a forward battery. As regimental cannon crack While from positions further back, in bitter sweet song overhead crashing discordantly Division's
The Spirit Of Giving...
Why accumulate when there is so much joy in giving? –Shaker expression One facet of being rich is to be able to give gifts. No matter how much we store up material possessions, if we are unable to give, we are poor. This is the traditional season of giving. But what are the gifts that do not require a hoarding of possessions, that do not require the exploitation of others? The answer is things that cost little but are pleasing to both giver and receiver: A poem or a piece of music that we feel will bring pleasure; a shared meal, or a recipe; knowledge of a lovely spring, or a way to make shoes that are simple, beautiful, and comfortable; a gift of time, for helping plant an apple tree, dig a foundation, or care for a child. The finest gifts depend on thoughtfulness, sensitivity, knowledge, and caring–not on the material wealth of the giver. Is there a finer gift than receiving a lovely person as a neighbor or friend? What are your treasures? What are your jewels? Wh
Going Fishing
Sometimes it seems as though a friend is fishing here on Fubar. I use the term fishing to mean, hunting, or trying to capture, attract, or something of that charachter, others attention. There are certain manifest ideas, that imply that this is the case. Racey pictures, cute status messages, and encouraging others by leaving them messages that would, or should give them an impression of interest. Oh wait I'm on Fubar...
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Today's Quote Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. -Ralph Charell
Cdc Warning For Dangerous Virus
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
There Is One In Every Bunch
Yesterday, we had a mandatory meeting at work, at 430 PM. It was supposed to be this morning, but that wasn't convenient enough for the VP, and to be honest, he could meet more of us at once at the later meeting, so I'm fine with that. So four groups of us met in Bloomington, and got to listen to his take on where we are. And he layed it on thick, talking up the company he came from (we merged with them), while giving our half backhanded compliments. Since it was a crowd heavy with his old company, he went over well. But that isn't the point of this. He then gets to the point where he does a Q & A. So we go through the usual questions, the me me me questions I call them. Will we get more money? Will I have les work? How will we get laid off for winter? And in reality, we should have gotten out of there in a half hour. The VP said absolutely nothing that wasn't said in the daily emails we get. Or he spun his answer so that we never got an answer, but he got to blab
Are You Democrat,republican Or Red Neck
ARE YOU DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR REDNECK? Here is a little test that will help you decide You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have ap
Andy Rooney, Smart Man
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney Thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are Just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night And ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's Usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming Match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they Can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They Know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. Y
Icon's
To start this blog, I must explain a little bit about my manly daschaund, named after the two biggest icon's of the 70's. My dog's name is Elvis Knieval. Wasn't Elvis' main fan base women? Didn't women love him? Wasn't he a karaoke singing pedophile? The answer to all these question's is yes. But despite all that, he is a male icon. How? Think about it men. Here is a guy who started off by singing "the black man's music", thus thumbing his nose at conventional thinking. He then shook his hips, dampened many a pantie, and got more ass than a toilet seat. In the height of his popularity, he dated a 14 year old girl, served our country to escape scrutiny, came back, and went back to his old ways. He hired an incredible band, forced people to sign over their songs to him, made bazillions of dollars, gave away extravagant gifts, and got more ass than a toilet seat. He got married, had Lisa Marie, became a junkie, got an honorary badge from the DEA, spied on the Beatl
Amazing Life Facts
I become confused when I hear these terms which reference the word 'service'. Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' T.V. 'Service' Civil 'Service' City & County Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us. I hope you are as enlightened as I am.
This Is Too Funny
A man and his wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.While there, the wife passed away.The undertaker told the husband" You can have her shipped home home for $5,000or you can bury her here in the holy land for $150,the man thought about it ,and told him he would just have her shipped home.The man said why would you ship her home and spend $5,000 when she can be buried here in the holy land for $150?.The man replied Long time ago a man was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead...I just can't take that chance.
You Might Want To Give Him Something Other Than Cookies This Year
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
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Another Angel Is Going Home
Another angel is going home, the last few years have been tough, we have had our share of tears, the good times wont be forgotten. He is calling for you. Spread your wings, it is time to fly. Another angel is going home. You will be missed, the memories wont be forgotten. It is hard for me to say goodbye. The golden gates will open, and you will be going home. Another angel is going home. The tears are falling, but i know they are calling. My friend dont be sad, you will always be in my heart. Although i wont see you, you are in everything around me. Your smile brings the sunshine, the rain reminds me of the tears, but the flowers will bloom. I know you will be watching from some where up above. I cant imagine life without you here, but i know you wont be in pain anymore. Another angel is going home. I love you my friend, and am going to miss you. another angel is going home.
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You are a great friend I think we could be more You dug so deep within my heart and now you stick to my inner core You're like my true inspiration, you give me the strength to move on You're like the perfect picture but you were never drawn This is not a coincidence and it could never be a mistake Your words and kindness make my soul feel warm, off its embrace I can't wait to see you, for you to hold me in your arms For you to whisper things I want to hear and fill my cup with charm I was so empty and lonely when you weren't with me And now that I have you close, I want us to be so near I want us to be together, even though I don't know you well But maybe we should wait and see if time will tell I think this is the beginning of something strong and true Don't ever go away because I'm beginning to attach to you I wonder what will come of this odd and simple romance Maybe a first kiss and a simple embrace
[...so Uuuh...]
WARHAMMER ANNOUNCED LAST NIGHT! 9/18/08 See you fuckbags... NEVER! I'm out if that game's any fucking good. Hahaha. What? It's just like here, only the environment is polygons, and I get to cut things and SMASH HEADS! instead of "comment bomb". Instead of buying blasts or "bling" I'm paying a monthly subscription and working my way toward RULING THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Besides, I was never any good at this game. Not enough strategy and character customization. But in all seriousness... This game has some promise. See you on the blood soaked battlgerounds of your homeland. And if its not any good, it'll at least carry me until Fallout 3, Resident Evil 5, and Borderlands. Dude, I'm set. Just need a job.
Marilyn
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe
A Little Fubar Love Story
once upon a time in Ohio a girl was bored and went on a site that was like an online bar. At the same time in Hawaii, a Navy man was also bored and went on the same site. The girl's then bf played stupid and made a mumm (make up my mind) poll about her and him having "fun" on webcam and who'd like to watch. The Navy man out of sheer boredom left a comment on the mumm and the girl saw it. The girl went to the Navy man's profile to see his pictures because she thought he was pretty damn sexy. She left a comment on one of his "sexy" pictures in which he replied to in her shoutbox. The Navy man and girl then started IMing back and forth about common interests and realized they really started to like each other. The Navy man gave the girl his cellphone number. When she called him, she was immediately hypnotized by his sexy low voice. The Navy man and the girl talked 2 days straight. If not on the phone they'd be IMing each other on their yahoo messenger. 2 days later, even thoug
We Could Use A Little Bombing Help
Lets get on this team come on.. We can get these done in no time.. Hurry ... 20k for a 3 month vip... 20k for a 30 month vip
How Much Do Americans Know About Europe??;-)
Desert Rose
I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand I dream of fire Those dreams that tie two hearts that will never die And near the flames The shadows play in the shape of the man's desire This desert rose Whose shadow bears the secret promise This desert flower No sweet perfume that would torture you more than this And now she turns This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams This fire burns I realize that nothing's as it seems I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand I dream of rain I lift my gaze to empty skies above I close my eyes The rare perfume is the sweet intoxication of love I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand Sweet desert rose Whose shadow bears the secret promise This desert flower
Do You Want Fubucks??
Do You Want Fubucks?? The First One To Screen Shot My Blast And Send It To Me Will Get 5,000 Fubucks
Show This Woman Some Lovin!!
Meet X©ït€M€ my new owner! Well not only is she my owner, but she's an absolutely gorgeous and amazingly wonderful woman! We haven't been friends long, but I know she is someone that I can consider a true friend and I hope she knows how much her friendship is appreciated as much as the sweet things she does! She's always buying her own happy hours when we need them the most! She could use some extra lovin from everyone else too though!!! Yeah that's right. So have you met her? If not, this bulletin is just going to help you meet an awesome person. So go show her some lovin fu-style! You know what to do! FU lover to ððð(¯`•¸•´¯)ÇH€RR¥ PRîÑÇ€§§(¯`•¸•´¯)ððð aka ''X©ït€M€ **Asad's FU Woman** 1st Asst of Dylon's Diva Mafia* FU-Owned by Asad & *Bedrock @fubar All of this love is brought to you by: suckface™ @f
Twisted....
this happens to be one of my favorite songs, so i thought i'd share it. i know you're all used to hardcore/screamo from me, so..... here's a little something different. Da Rockwilder - Method Man & Redman i'm trying to gain some courage before i harrass the crazy squirrel.
Help!!!
Can you help me level 2 fu-gee?im really wantin 2 add more pics on here but i can't do it til i level :'(. i have stash, blogs, a midgit, & pics that need rating & commented!!!!! plz help & i will try 2 return the favors!!!!!!!!!!! thnks much ~LIL*C~
Guess What Friends And Family
LOL i just found out that i am about nine weeks prego we are not sure yet but that is how far they are assuming i am. i get the ultrasound on the 19th of august and then we will know for sure how far along i am. oh yeah and i am getting married on sept 6th so dont forget to wish me a happy wedding day LOL. Love u all and have fun
Introducing My Very First Fu-owner!
*INTRODUCING* I would love to introduce all of my Fubar friends to my very FIRST Fu-Owner!! He is a VERY sweet guy who has always been incredibly nice to me and is always very respectful. Click on the link =) JOHN-co-owner of cooters/ fu-hubby to dj pinkypunk/fu-owned by 'cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dU@ fubar If you want to know a great guy please go check him out. Add him, fan him and rate him HARD cause he likes it like that!! hehe Click on the link and go show him lots of Fu-lovins!! THIS PIMOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Curvaliciousbbw™ Fu-Owned By John@ fubar
Fun!!
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4.Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me? 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me?
Passions
...The frost was clinging tightly to the already wilting Summer grasses and flowers. The leaves of the Aspens were turning their brilliant fall colors. I step outside with my coffee cup in hand to take in the fresh morning air. It was cool as it entered my lungs. Almost a burning sensation. Standing on the deck in only my sweat pants, it didn't take the cold long to reach the steel of my piercings. A shiver shot through my body and I retreated into the cabin. Quietly I shut the door behind me. She was still sleeping and I didn't want to wake her. She had had enough trouble sleeping lately and I thought I would give her this morning to sleep as long as she needed. I poured myself another cup of coffee and sat at the kitchen table. Looking out the window I started to reflect on the first time we were here together. It was Spring then. The snows had only recently departed and the Aspens were just budding their new leaves. There was a rebirth in the high country, ever
Love In Friendship
This is one of the most beautiful stories I have ever seen....please go to the website and view. Enjoy....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiGKWoJi5qM Jude :)
Micki's Pimpin' Me....
Lets show my Fu Owner some Fu luv ;) B/A/R/F her good~! ;) Here's her link ;) Jus'Me--Co Founder of the Friendship Circle Pimp Out Brought to you by her Ownee..Micki-Blue-Eyes (repost of original by 'Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'' on '2008-08-07 17:25:04')
Woo Hoo..almost The Weekend!
Sorry I havn't been on much lately. Been picking up hours at work. Either that.. or busy watching what gos on in my neighborhood. Been told , I need to get out more often..so other night I went up to the icecream place. The owner..she and I have started becoming friends. She was telling me I was blocking her view. I was like.. wtf? Anyways.. here she was watching the scene behind me. This woman was staggering around..pounding on the windows. Her man kicked her out. I went and sat behind the icecream place..watching. So did another couple. LMAO. such cheap entertainment. I seen the guy carrying out her stuff..and throwing it in the yard..with her yelling at him. She went to follow him in, and he locks her out. It went on for quite some time..then the cops finally came. Anyways, just letting everyone know.. I will be closing my auction very soon. I will give it 2 more days at the most.. then accept a offer. So incase you havnt seen it.. heres my auction i am in.. http:
To My Fu Friends...
After giving this much thought i have decided to delete my fu account. It has been a pleasure meeting new people and making new friends. a few i have added on to myspace profile since i am on there as well. If you wish to keep in contact with me you may find me at either.... myspace.com/therisingflame(my book page) or myspace.com/embraceofvampirequeen I will stay on here for just a few more days. if this is our last encounter i wish you all the best in life. bloody bites and many kisses... ~Christine~
The Days Ahead
And I've come to you Seemed like out of the blue You saw me too Then I really knew All things are right Its all worth the fight You and Me Babe You and Me Baby Now the days ahead Filled with days in bed Feels like a dream to me When did I become so free Now the days feel so fine Now that you are mine You and Me Babe You and Me Baby
Update On Me
Holy Crap Batman! What a frustrating couple of weeks I've had. My old friend Inspiron 2600, that I've been using for nearly 9 years finally up and died on me. I knew it was circling the drain, but I had no idea that it was going to just drop dead without warning. I thought my HD just crashed, which it has done before, but this time...it was the whole laptop that died that awful death. Anyway, I've ordered a new type of Inspiron this time. A desk top. I think I'm done with laptops for a while. Although mine lasted as long as it did, I believe a desk top may be my best bet. I've ordered an Inspiron 350s and now I'm 800 bux poorer. NOT fubux...REAL bux. I wanted so much on it but I had to stop. LOL... Ah well. hopefully it'll be here in the next couple days and I can get off this IBM dinasaur and off dial up. My frustration level is nearly boiling over and all my patience is now at the red zone level. Have a fantabulous FUDAY.
David Berkowitz
"A 'possessed' dog in the neighborhood won't let me stop killing until he gets his fill of blood." -David Berkowitz "Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine and blood." -David Berkowitz "I always had a fetish for murder and death." -David Berkowitz "I am a monster. I am the Son of Sam. I love to hunt." -David Berkowitz "I didn't want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them." -David Berkowitz "I have several children who I'm turning into killers. Wait till they grow up." -David Berkowitz "I turn children into killers." -David Berkowitz "I was literally singing to myself on my way home, after the killing. The tension, the desire to kill a woman had built up in such explosive proportions that when I finally pulled the trigger, all the pressures, all the tensions, all the hatred, had just vanished, dissipated, but only for a short time." -David Berkowitz "I wasn't goin
Come And Chill With Us
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A Passionate Kiss
A Passionate Kiss Author: Gabriela A passionate night between me and you I can't begin to tell you the things I want to do. First we can dim the lights and get closer..... No, wait, that's too fast, let's go back and move a little slower. I'll kiss your lips that are so soft and sweet, then move on to your cheek that's so smooth and unique. Then I'll move right along that little ear of yours... Whoa... my, my... let me move along your chest... Uh, oh I missed a spot, let me move back up to the neck As I move my tongue around and around you start to feel it as I go down slowly and as I kiss your chest your hands go up ...but I'm not finished yet.... I go further down towards your navel... As I move down past your waist line I begin to kiss.... Oh, I just wake up to realize it's a dream ! A passionate dream fueled by my deep love for you
Pimpin Process This
I'm Pimping out one of my other newest owner you might already know her and be real good friends with her, if not then you are missing out. For the time I've known her she is really cool person to know and I'm glad to have her as a friend and my fu owner. And she is She's fabulously sweet & cute!! I'm pimping her out so come and show my new owner some mad FU LOVING she will return it all ......
My Dear Friend Bart!
I lost a dear and wonderful friend this week to a tragic fishing accident. He was a kind man who was always happy and fun loving. He lost his life trying to save other fishermen who's boat went down. Bart Loved playing the Guitar and Singing. Below is a Picture of him playing at my Birthday cookout in April! Barton "Bart" Joseph Zimmerman 10/09/1958--08/04/2008 FISHERMAN'S PRAYER I Pray that I may live to fish until my dying day.— And when it comes to my last cast.- I then most humbly pray:— when in the Lord's great landing net and peacefully asleep that in His mercy I be judged.......... Big Enough to Keep LOVE YOU BART
Now I Realize Why People Suck
Okay, ya know what. If you're going to fucking judge me because I'm not the best looking person out there, you can fuckin' screw yourself. I'm sick of people asking if I'm a lesbian because I'm not up to their god forsaken standards. No, I don't come out of a makeup jar, but that's what set me apart from all the beauty queen's in the world. So unless you want to be judge based upon your flaws, which I can guarantee you have, I'd mind your own fucking business. We're all fucking adults here, maybe some of us should start asking like it. Next time someone sends me a shout, asking if I'm a lesbian, the answer is no.
The Wedding Test
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline st
Online Tuff Guys
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Agnostics Are Stupid.
Don’t think that only agnostics are going to take a hit, I am going after everyone on this one. We are going to break down my problems with all religions. Jehovah’s Witness will be first. They don’t celebrate Christmas, birthdays or any other holiday. Passover is a huge blowout from what I hear though. As far as I am concerned, that is their business. I know as a kid it might suck not to get presents when all your friends do, but it must suck to be Amish from an outsider’s point of view as well. You should be able to practice your religion however you want so I have no issue with their take on holidays. It is all about religious freedom. However, their belief that the world has only been around 5,000 years and change is my big problem with them. How can you have a belief that science blatantly disproves? You can say that God created this rock already 50 million years old, but explain fossils, why would God create something that immediately disproves the belief system? Why woul
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My Thoughts On Life Today
my thoughts Current mood: calm Category: Life As the days go by and new pages turn, some things never change. You may feel that you have gotten past something, but then one day that feeling arises again. You may feel that you are ready to change, but then want to find that "old you" again. You may feel that you are ready to move on, and then wish that you could never leave the moment you are or were in. You may feel you are ready to grow up, then wish you were a child. What do you do in these instances? Do you stay or do you go, do you change, or stay the same, do you put up with the stuff you hate, or do you move on, do you turn the page, or stay stuck....... I sit back and watch people that I care about all the time saying how misserable they are and how they want a new life, but do nothing to change the one they are in, and if for some reason they decide to, they still end up with the same situation either in a different place, or with a different person. Why do
I Am A Super Hero
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Paradox Of Time
The paradox of our time is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses, but smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees, but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, but not life to our years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space, but not inner space
A Good Woman
"A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and moves toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but without God she will just be played. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that her life exper
"resistance Is Futile."
how to keep a culture without the jank to be rid of tribal instincts without the loss of ancestors heard the extremists say let them kill themselves in their own ghettos ghettos are hard to see it seems to be an attitude where graffiti cant be seen cuz of the fresh paint of the night of gang rule to realize that to overcome is in the education not to be influenced by the violence presented by youtube n myspace even in song of hip hop n rap it has evolved from cop killing to love of da girl yes i believe culture can be retained in the educated must not believe the teachings of the rev white but the educated can overcome no one called MLK the uncle so why call obama the uncle then i feel the frustration of change but resistance of change is hard it must come before the destruction what does the world want us to be does not mean to forget culture of ancestors
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Hallelujah As Sung By Jeff Buckley
i heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord but you don't really care for music, do you well it goes like this the fourth, the fifth the minor fall and the major lift the baffled king composing hallelujah hallelujah... well your faith was strong but you needed proof you saw her bathing on the roof her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you she tied you to her kitchen chair she broke your throne and she cut your hair and from your lips she drew the hallelujah hallelujah... baby i've been here before i've seen this room and i've walked this floor i used to live alone before i knew you i've seen your flag on the marble arch but love is not a victory march it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah hallelujah... well there was a time when you let me know what's really going on below but now you never show that to me do you but remember when i moved in you and the holy dove was moving too and every breath we drew was hallelu
My Newest Owner!
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Cancer
ok I am going to start out with I got some really bad news yesterday and I am not sure how to handle it right now I can not wrap my head around it at the moment. I have been told to keep my chin up every thing will get better but right now I am not sure at all. I was told yesterday that I have stage 1 cervical cancer. and that if I have a full hysterectomy that it should get it all and I shouldnt have to go for more treatments far as chemo or what not. I know that women have this type of surgery every day but I dont I am scared to death right now and not sure what to think. I have 3 kids I dont not want to leave with out a mother. Yes I know that thier father would take very good care of them like he has for the past 14 yrs. He is an awesome father but I also know it would be very hard on him to do it alone.He has been there since day one with all the kids and we have been married for 14 yrs now. My problem with all of this is I dont know how to take this right now and all the thing
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Unpopular Ideas Of Our Times
Unpopular ideas of the times There are several serious, and heated debates that have been discussed throughout the last twenty or so years, and are only seeing their support, or denial through the blind eye of quantity. It has been often said to me that my work is merely in vain, that though it may aim at truth, it does not have a fit, or prepared audenience with which to garnish it with. Still I press on, for matters of fact, and the way things 'ought' to be are independent of the mind that percieves them. Certainly I hope that physics will not be found to be merely a description of some complex pretending on our parts about an external world described objectively. And so too of ethics. It is my aim here to describe several of the debates that have kept our wheels turning until one side is found to have had more votes than the other to resolve an issue. Essentially an ad populum of sorts. But the condition of the voter is my utmost problem with this
Fragments
Senses, what without we would be rendered incapable of knowing anything about the world around us. Even those conditions which are called space and time would have limited meaning, insofar as they would not determine their objects necessarily, and we could not know them from one another, this in turn would negate the concept of time completely. When I look at a young tree, say 2 foot tall, and I watch it grow from a young, small tree to a large, old tree, I can see that this has it's ground in space, and in time, for the tree's extention aims at the digesting of space, and the trees existence as a tree is signified by a part of time that is relative to me because of the size of the tree, and I use this to compare to what it once was. What am I perceiving? Is this something other than what I think I know? If there is a formal condition which serves as the launch for all the possiblities of objects than what is it? This we call intuition? As the great Kant would
Another Asshole
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Wohooo .. Doin The Happy Dance !
ok so im a lil happy over something silly .. but .. its a big goal for me .. to date im down almost 50 lbs .. been working my ass off .. ( even thou i lost my ass in the dryer ) ive got the flattest ass in history i swear ! hahha .. anyway i just had to blurt that out ! Yay me !!!
My Day Out..sexual Fanasties
“My day out with Big Daddy” Written By Christy aka Sanari March 17, 2006 We were meeting His boss for lunch. The office building towered above us like a giant glass monster as we got out of the car. i had no idea why i had been invited, or exactly at whose request, but there i was, standing on the sidewalk, looking up forty stories, a death grip on His hand. "Come, My sweet, nothing to be nervous about." Daddy's fingers squeezed mine and He took the first step forward, pulling me along in His wake. Inside the building, the walls were lined with mirrors. i could see nearly every visible inch of myself from any given direction. There was a guard seated in the center of the lobby surrounded by a circular desk. He acknowledged us with a nod and a smile, obviously recognizing my Owner. His eyes traveled appreciatively over my body, covered in leather from shoulders to ankles, my sandaled feet with whore-red polished toenails. i couldn't help but blush and cont
What A Trip
for 25 years the grateful dead got together and played. i've been following the dead since i was 12. the year jerry died part me died too. after 350 + shows the music never stops. the fun i had touring around the us just to see the boys play was most interesting. most of the times i never had a ticket, but always managed to get in 1 way or another. jerry rest in peace and we all miss you
Don't Treat Your Kids Like Idiots
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Intresting Fact
Concentrate on this sentence..... 'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.' Sometimes when things seem tough and the road to long to travel alone.. always remember that he is there with you.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know I never thought of this before.. till today.. maybe losing one thing.. no matter what or how much it hurts.. sometimes may be better because if you trust in him.. he will send you the one that is meant to be with you.. near you or better for you. So I will no longer doubt.. but conceed to him when things seem tough. I will give him my problems and all of my trust.
The Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living
Outstanding qualities of philosophy: Socrates says : the unexamined life is not worth living. I love that statement. Let’s look at it again. ‘The unexamined life is not worth living’. Breathe….relax….good… Of course my dear Socrates, we have to examine your statement, as a man who professes to know nothing it appears to all of us modern philosophically challenged people that you had a few wise things to say. Fortunately Plato not having shared your supposed aversion to writing, plotted down a few ideas of who the real Socrates might have been. Nonetheless dear sir, we shall inquire within, as if wouldn’t make us very good Socratics if we didn’t. I always think that when I read something so iconical, something almost canonized by the epoch of time, through culture, space, and war, I cannot help but want to frame it, and wonder why something like that saying has subsisted. I’ll guess it even outlasts the Beatles. On a more serious note, when us pe
Which One Of These Things Doesn't Belong?
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Why Do Ppl Have To Be Stupid
Every one needs to chill the hell out and be cool. There is way too much bs and i am tired of all the crap!! Does any one else feel this way?
That's How They Do It
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My Feelings
A feeling like this, words can not explain. To love someone so much, that it drives me insane. With you in my life my heart feels so complete. I've never been so in love. You sweep me off my feet. I've never felt this way. The way I do with you. To love some one so much, that no one eles will do. You feel me with such happiness, I can not help but smile. Just to wake up next to you, it makes my day worth while.
A Click Away
Too far to exchange a tender touch, though with the click of a button and receipt of a flower. Too far to share the warmth of a kiss, though with the click of a button and receipt of a smile, my lips burned for a kiss from you. Too far to hold each other tight my eyes wept tears for you.Now many years have passed and the button clicks no more, though my heart still aches and longs for you.
Song Of The Day - 08/08/08 - Rufus Wainwright - Hallelujah (big Green Ogre Edition)
Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright I heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do you? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The minor fall, the major lift The baffled King composing Hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne, and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Maybe I've been here before I know this room, I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you I've seen your flag on the marble arch Love is not a victory march, It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah There was a time when you let me know What's real and going on below But now you never show it to me,
My Song On Repeat For The Day
The Blower's Daughter - Damien Rice The Blowers Daughter - Damien Rice And so it is Just like you said it would be Life goes easy on me Most of the time And so it is The shorter story No love, no glory No hero in her skies I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes... And so it is Just like you said it should be We'll both forget the breeze Most of the time And so it is The colder water The blower's daughter The pupil in denial I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes... Did I say that I loathe you? Did I say that I want to Leave it all behind? I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off you... I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off yo
Im In A Bling Give Away Please Help Me So I Can Help You!!
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Pepperidge Farm Cookies.
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You Gotta Laff!
An Englishman, Scotsman and a Irishman are all stranded on an island. They've been there for years, when one day the Englishman finds a lamp buried in the sand. He starts to polish it and out pops a genie. "Oh thank you master" says the Genie, I will grant you all one wish!" The Englishman says... "Oh I'd love to be at Lords sipping a Gin and Tonic, watching the cricket. Big flash, cloud of smoke and he's gone! The scotsman says ...see you jimmy, I wish I was at Hampden Park watching the football. Big flash, cloud of smoke and he'd gone. The Irishman says "Bejesus it's gonna be awful lonely here without them, can you bring them back????"
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Letting Go
So i turned 25 today. Kind of a milestone in my life. I thought i would be else where. I planned to be married by now, but instead i did everything backwards. I am leaving for vacation tomorrow and i wanted 25 to start off the right way. I am in love with some one who obviously doesn't feel the same way. but i have one question if someone tells you if i had to choose if you were "the one" today i would say yes.......but he couldnt make the choice then.....ok so if i was the one ..... how come i'm not any more? people wait their whole lives to meet that one person who touches them in a way that no one can describe, and when you meet them and they are not sure of you, you start to loose faith in all of it. So what i am doing is letting go of what was never mine, but i am asking for my heart back because as much as i want you to love me i rather you find your soul mate instead of you just being mine. AHHH that felt good . thanks 4 listening people lol Trista
Meeting You
I never thought that there would be a day, where I could be happy. I never thought that wishes come true. I never thought dreams could come true, til the day I met you. All my days are happy, when Im with you. All my wishes come true. All my dreams are no more dreams, but are reality. All because I met you.
I Wish You Enough....
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, 'I love you, and I wish you enough.' The daughter replied, 'Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom.' They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy, but she welcomed me in by asking, 'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?' 'Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?'. 'I am old, and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral,' she said. 'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough.' May I ask what that means?'
I Wish
I wish it was never like this I wish you to never go If only I could change it But its too late we can never go back I wish you could see What has become of me since you've been gone I wish I could change this but you broke it.
Just Win Baby
Chiefs defeat Bears to open preseason By Mike Nugent Warpaint Illustrated Beat Writer Posted Aug 8, 2008 On a stunning Chicago summer night, the Kansas City Chiefs kicked off their 2008 campaign with a bang, defeating the Bears 24-20. Kansas City started the game strong, scoring on a magnificent opening-possession drive that lasted nine minutes before running back Larry Johnson finally punched the ball into the endzone from the five-yard line to put the Chiefs up, 7-0. With 6:51 left in the first half, the Bears kicked a 42-yard field goal to make the score 7-3 before the Chiefs scored a touchdown late in the half on an 8-yard Maurice Price catch to go up 14-3. The Bears scored two touchdowns in the third quarter, once when quarterback Rex Grossman hooked up with running back Garrett Wolfe on a 25-yard reception, and later when quarterback Caleb Hanie hit Brandon Rideau with a 13-yard touchdown to put the Bears up 17-14. In the fourth quarter, the Chiefs
The End
When you wake up everyday, Wishing life would go away, Wishing you never saw the sun rise, Praying that you would never open your eyes. Whats the point of going on, When you realize youve been alone all along. You open your heart and care, And they treat you like you arent even there. Everyone you loved for so long, Gone! You ask Where did I go wrong? Everyone makes mistakes right? You now lose the will to fight, Fight for the life you once had, And wish that you wouldnt feel so sad. But now the pain is overwhelming, And you feel yourself succumbing, To the inevitable end, So this is goodbye my friend.
Shaddy Chick
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I Want My Shit Back... Comedy
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article from the Anchorage Daily News website. http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/487182.html THIS TOTALLY JUST MADE MY DAY!! WAHOO!!! Legislature passes $1,200 rebate By WESLEY LOY wloy@adn.com Published: August 8th, 2008 02:47 AM Last Modified: August 8th, 2008 03:17 PM JUNEAU -- Alaskans are about to be $1,200 richer. State legislators late Thursday passed a nearly $1 billion package of energy relief measures, including the hefty "resource rebate" for Alaska residents. The action capped a long day of tense negotiations between House and Senate leaders to iron out differences in their respective versions of the legislation ahead of a midnight deadline, the scheduled end of the 30-day special session. The final action came with about three hours to spare as the House of Representatives voted 35-3 to accept some changes the Senate had made. "I am just real pleased with the relief we've provided," said Rep. Mary Nelson, D-Bethel. "This is a big deal. This is
Aw I Love Her!
I'm on the phone with my lovely Ms. Stina and she has decided for my bday she is getting me tickets for a show I really want to go too and she will get her ticket either at the show or wait outside for me until the show is done. she's gonna get some luvin' for that. =]
I Guess Ill Give It Another Shot At This
im so bored with life and cant seem to be happy with anything i dont know if its me or the lifestyle im trying to figure out who i am and be happy but i have to admit lookin ahead i do know what i want and how i want to live but the thing is that it would mean givin up all i know as normal but do i derserve to be happy or does my kids thats the ? i know if i move on they wont be happy at all
Just Shiznit
I ma bored as hell so here I am bloggin I dont even know what a blog consists of but here I am haha I guess I just ramble on about shit and yal;l let me know if you like it. I am a good rambler as all yall know haha. well I started me a new job this week im likin it pretty good so far as work goes my life is going all good ive met a great lady she knows who she is we been kickin it tight I hope she aint like all the other chicks ive dated off the net that ended up bein totally different then they r online all thesde fake ass people on bhere make me sick!!! well im tired of bloggin already if thats what this was rate it even though it sucks thats what friend are for
Never-ending Road
The road now leads onward As far as can be Winding lanes And hedgerows in threes By purple mountains And round every bend All roads lead to you There is no journey's end. Here is my heart and I give it to you Take me with you across this land These are my dreams, so simple and few Dreams we hold in the palm of our hands Deep in the winter Amidst falling snow High in the air Where the bells they all toll And now all around me I feel you still here Such is the journey No mystery to fear. Here is my heart and I give it to you Take me with you across this land These are my dreams, so simple and few Dreams we hold in the palm of our hands The road now leads onward And I know not where I feel in my heart That you will be there Whenever a storm comes Whatever our fears The journey goes on As your love ever nears Here is my heart and I give it to you Take me with you across this land These are my dreams, so simple and few Dreams we hold in the palm
On Tattered Wings I Shall Fly
On Tattered Wings I shall fly Up to the Heavens I shall sore Down to the pits of Hell I shall fall Where I'll end Never to know But let me tell you this now I shall find my own place Wheater it be in the sky Or in the Fires down below There will be a Time When you wish I was around Then will it be that I am not At your beck and call as some have For I am an Angel That flys on Tattered Wings Wings that will lead me To my one and true Home Wheater it be in the Skys To glide among the brightest stars Or to the bottomless Pits Of never ending fires
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The Ultimate Love Story
Buckmaster Fuller once promised his wife Annie that he would die before she did so that he could be there to welcome her when it was her turn. Shortly after a presentation in New York, he was informed that Annie had lapsed into a coma in a hospital in Los Angeles. He was told that the doctors felt that there was a good chance that she would not regain consciousness. He took the first flight he could get. Upon arriving in Los Angeles, he went immediately to Annie's bedside. Sitting beside her, he closed his eyes. And quietly died. I want a love like that.
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Bumbershoot. Seattle center Sept. 1st I'll be there
Help! Help! Help!
1st go to my family..2nd click on Black Dragon God. 3rd click on his photo"Queen of the Dragon's Lair then find my pic, and bomb me all u want....thanks.....alot! and if you dont know what bombing is plz let me know, or copy this link http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1152725&albumid=1144372&i=1235274851f
My Band...ketaset R.i.p.
well as of today it's official. my band is finished. but for our own sakes, and for our close friends and fans we're planning on going into the studio to record the last few songs we had not finished before our demo came out. Ketaset had a great run, a little over 10 years and that's more than most bands these days. through all the ups and downs that we have had, we still always managed to have fun. it's just time to move on. in a way i am bummed out, but i can't hold it against my former bandmates who are still my family and friends. our joke was that we were always ahead of everyone else so our ideas were ahead of our time.(if you've noticed, technical thrash metal has been making a come back. we've been doing it for 10 yrs.) the other joke and half heartedly was open up for us and you'll get signed. seriously, the following bands that are all now signed have opened for us at one time or another: In This Moment, The Human Abstract, Flatline to name a few. gue
Puddle Of Mudd - Psycho
Maybe I'm the one Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho (yeah) [Verse 1] She lays down on the fresh lawn She can make everything magical But she tied one on big time And it makes me wanna rewind To back in the days when we were young When everything was like a loaded gun Ready to go off at any minute And you know we're gonna win again (yeah) [x3] [Chorus:] Maybe I'm the one Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho (yeah) Maybe I'm the one Maybe I'm the one who is the paranoid Flake-oh [Verse 2] She lays down on the sidewalk Never very analytical She is something simply beautiful Re-appear when you feel magical To back in the days when we were young When everything was like a loaded gun Ready to go off at any minute Yeah you know we're gonna win again [Chorus] You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho [3x] Back in the days when we were young When everything was like a loaded gun Ready to go off at any min
Johnny And June
mere words cannot discribe how great this song is. has to be one of the greatest songs ever. yeah it's that damn good. LOL! Johnny and June would be so proud of this song cause it does them justice. for those of you who have yet to hear this song, I highly recomend that you listen to it. You'll be glad that you did.
Ex's That Love To Lie
For whomever this may concern... Isnt it funny when you meet someone and well their ex happened to have the same name, nickname or whatever? And the too of you fall in love atleast you think they love you back from what they say so you go get tattoo's that have each others names in them. Then that person decides to beat feet cause their "EX" that is no longer a part of this world seems to have crushed them. Sniff Sniff... Then the tattoo with MY NAME showing suddenly becomes their long lost poor "EX's." WTF is that supposed to be? What a joke for a so called life. Let's love someone dead that mistreated, cheated on and lied to for most of the relationship. So basically I paid for a tattoo for nothing with no meaning. WHAT A SWEETHEART! I would really love to have as many comments back as possible. Pleaze let me know what you think. My Proof is in my pics. How low is that? Spanx, The One and Only True "JAY"
The Lounge Rules
The New Rules ------------------------ 1.WHAT HAPPENS IN THE LOUNGE STAYS IN THE LOUNGE! IF YOU ARE ASKED BY ANYONE OUTSIDE OF THE Lounge, WHAT HAPPENS IN HERE, ITS NUNYA....NONE YA BUSINESS! 2. SHOW RESPECT TO ALL WHO ARE IN HERE! ANY NAME CALLING, BAD MOUTHING, WHAT HAVE YOU WILL *NOT* BE TOLERATED AND IT CAN BE A POSSIBLE INSTANT BANNING! 3.NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND IS WANTED OR NEEDED SO PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF ANY PERSONAL BUSINESS KEEP IT IN SHOUT BOX AND YAHOO OR ANY WERE ELSE BUT THE LOUNGE! 4.NO LINK DROPING IN LOUNGE,OTHER THEN BY LOUNGE STAFF AND PROMOTERS,OR BY PERMISSION BY OWNER OR KEY PERSONAL OF LOUNGE! 5.NO WEAPONES OR DRUG TALK AND CHATTER OF ANY KIND IS PERMITTED IN LOUNGE! 6.No DISSRESPECTING OR BASHINHG OF LOUNGES OR MUSIC IN OUR LOUNGE! 7.ANY ONE WHO HAS A PROFILE IN OUR LOUNGE THAT LOOK OR ACTS LIKE THEY ARE UNDERAGE USSERS OR TO YOUN
Life
Now I lay myself down to sleep The lord I pray my soul to keep If I should die before I wake Then I will know I will not break Will you be there when I get back For I know you will cut me no slack Dare I ask what you will do If I come back all askew You have no right to tell me why I should stay But I know you will keep me at bay Now I lay myself down to sleep Do I know what I want to keep What should I do when I wake Should I ask for a wooden stake Because it wouldn't take much To do a task as such The lord I pray my soul to keep When I lay myself down to sleep
Shadows
Mr. Shadow man are here for me Have you come to take me to another place Don't hide Mr. Shawdow man Come out please and greet me There is nothing that you can do that I haven't already thought about Please Mr. Shadow man take me with you Is it your plan for me to wait and wonder Do you want me and me alone Doesn't matter to me I am always alone Mr. Shadow man come take me to a new and different place Do not fear for I will not fight you I will go in pease cause peace is all I want Don't delay, come right away Please Mr. Shadow man, come to me So I can see what lays ahead
One For The Troops
Chaotic Needs Some Help Now!!
~Chaotic~NEEDS SOME HELP IN HER GIVEAWAY!LET'S SHOW HER THE LOVE YOU SHOWED ME. AND IF ANYONE NEEDS A HAND JUST HOLLAR AT ME AND WE WILL POP IN AND HELP YOU!!GIT R DONE=) ^^^^^CLICK^^^^ ^^^^^CLICK^^^^ THANKS FRIENDS, FROM ~Chaotic~ and ~Bratt~=) ♥ Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$ ♥ ~*Founder Of Shadow Bombers*~Owned By Bratt n Dj Superman@ fubar ♥~BRATT~♥@ fubar
Rule Of 3 = 0
Does it flow like a waterfall, and in some twisted way do you feel beauty in it, because of the way it flows. Flows to perfection taking your will with it and everything that life was and making you live in a reality where the past nor the future exists to where you can even think about it. This is what I felt one Sunday. All I could think about was the fate that God made a rainbow for ensuring me and wondering how anything could change that. I was thinking of an unborn child and though it was impossible in my brain to even think of why i felt this pain for a child that I was TOLD was not mine, I felt its death inside my soul mate that never was. I didn't know it at the time all I could see was rivers upon rivers of sadness. What purpose did it serve to obey and yet it never was? I sent her a picture of the water we looked at as we held each other, and as I saw the happiest woman that there ever was...along with words-phrases-lyrics , 5 of them from 3 songs that only we know what
My Current Living Situation Explained (for Those That Keep Asking)
I live in a studio apartment in Des Moines, WA, which is just south of Seattle. The upper part of Des Moines starting with Pac Hwy and about half a mile going down towards the water, is a place full of drugs, prostitutes, drug pushers, thieves, and what I like to describe as soulless carcasses roaming the streets. I even had a guy try to jack me of my car while I was parked at a stop light. It was some white dude, walked up to my passanger door as I tried to lock my doors and reach for my razor blade knife. I forgot that my car automatically locks when i put it into drive so I quickly looked back at him and have him a "If you do it you are FUCKING DEAD!!!" He put two hands up in the air and back pedaled away very slowly. The light turned green and I was gone. The bottom part of Des Moines is like a different planet. Down there is the Marina and the water-the South part of the Puget Sound. No crack whores, drug pushers, or anything like that. Just peace and serenity, l
My Best Friends
THIS BLOG IS ABOUT MY BEST FRIENDS. THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME NO MATTER WHAT. FIRST IS MY SISTER LIBERTY, SIS U KNOW I LOVE YA. SINCE WE BECAME SISTERS WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH. WE CAME CLOSE A FEW TIMES TO LOSING OUR FRIENDSHIP AND I WOULD HAVE LOST MYSELF IF THAT HAD HAPPENED. ONE OF THE BEST TIMES THIS YEAR WAS MEETING U IN TEXAS. THE TRIP WASNT WHAT WE PLANNED, BUT ALL IN ALL MEETING U WAS THE BEST PART AND I WILL LOVE U SIS FOREVER. NEXT IS MAMAS, U HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE FOR ME. SOMEONE I CAN GO TO AND WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT. SOMEONE I CAN BE MYSELF WITH AND NOT WORRY WHAT UR GOING TO SAY OR THINK. I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR U MAMAS, NEVER WILL OUR FRIENDSHIP END. NEXT IS BUNNY, ONE OF THE NICEST, SWEETEST PERSONS I HAVE MET. YOU HAVE BEEN WITH ME SINCE BEFORE I STARTED DJING, AND U HAVE BEEN THERE WHEN I NEEDED SOMEONE. I LOVE YA BUNNY AND WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR U. SHERI I HAVE KNOWN U SINCE I WAS 16, AND WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH ALOT. WE HA
Eww Grosss
ya know i deal with a lot of shit at work! litterly! shit! i clean up shit all day, deal with a lot of really nasty lookin wounds, i've done cpr with no barier mask, i've watch someone's femur pop right out of the skin, i've walked in a patients room and you would have sworn he just got shot in the head but couldn't fookin find where all the blood was comin from, i deal with cdiff, trachs, vacs, you name it i do it! but i can't fuckin deal with hairballs! it's just too fookin much! it's the grooooosssseeeessstttt thing on this damn planet! i have too many cats. don't get me wrong, i love all my cats but that's just not something i wanna come home to! YUCK YUCK YUCK and right on the got damned coffee table! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ok time for bed
Mickey And Minnie Mouse Beach Party
The Mickey & Minnie Mouse Beach Party. Come Join The Mickey & Minnie Mouse Beach Party. All you have to do is F/A/R everyone in the party (if you come acress someone already on your friends list just leave them a profile comment saying ''Mickey and minnies beach party'') Once you have added everyone please send a private message to both Summer and Tracy. Thank you
Blah
Ughhhhhhh it's 8:51 am and I'm writing a blog.....The reasoning behind this blog is because I haven't been around lately, and not sure how much longer i will be around (fubar that is)......A few weeks ago, while at work, our accounts payable/recievable lady came and seen me. It turns out my ex wife has decided to call FRO (family responsibility office) for back pay on child support.......I never paid for child support because she never wanted any.....stupid me for not getting that in writing.....Well in recent events i have started dating someone, which brought out the jealousy bone in my ex.......even though we have been seperated now for over two fucking years....Anyways, because she called FRO, they are now taking 50% of my pay cheque every 2 weeks. I don't make a lot of money for what i do for a living, I'm a cook at a restaurant...therefore by taking 50% off, it literally leaves me with around $600 to live off every month.....Therefore i will be shutting down my internet, and home
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Having the courage to believe in anything, Let alone one's self is a difficult task. Life with all its trials and tribulations, Makes me want to raise the white flag. A path to follow that is barely seen, Over grown with thickets. Making the journey all that more difficult, Allowing for ample chance to fall time and again. Getting back up is the key I have heard, To building your own character. One must ask how many times can one fall, Before saying fuck it all!!??
Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
Awaiting You
As in always your going to ask what my status means. Honestly it just one on of the things i say i'm gonna do. I wait to be so many things or means so many things to everyone. I can be the Best friends that you call at anytime that will get out of bed to talk or I can be the mommy that makes you think that her girls are lucky to have her. I have been and can be the wonderful Wife or girl friend. I can be the Piece of Ass. I can be the patient one that sits that understands or I can be the the one that just listens while you talk and hangs on every word as if your speaking to my soul. I do believe everything you say to me because i dont not lie to you. I am not always what i can be but i am always keeping track of what i do or say wrong past present future every memory of everything i ever focused on is in my head. Lately I have been the girl thats afraid. I am afraid to be happy i am afraid the love i am afraid to say things all wrong. If you ask me whats wrong i resist telling you an
Push
PUSH maybe just a tone of voice or a slam of the door perhaps just spreading lies so no one will like them anymore. PUSH power felt when one so small finds a weakness and pushes through another's walls built for self-preservation you PUSH only to cause pain for no reason, for no gain just your pleasure at the site of them falling apart from the pain PUSH you seek out the scars made by others and rip them open again just as a reminder of pain felt back then. PUSH you push the limit and the kindness of others you want to fight, yet have no reason why just to feel the rage again makes you sweat you love the feel of adrenaline pumping through your veins as you wonder if this will be the time the time they push back PUSH to hide your insecurities from those around you so they will think you are strong when really you are weak and scared and feeling all alone no one sees the tears you cry when you are alone PUSH past the lies and the bullshit and past the p
Newbies
When a Dominant and a submissive are first exploring each other to see if a relationship is possible they will engage in intense conversations. Within these conversations they will discuss the range of limits and play that each hopes or feels a need to engage in. Also within these conversations will be a discussion of forbidden or hard limits. Areas that are never to be challenged, stretched or extended by the Dominant. It is important for both people to communicate clearly and openly and listen clearly and openly to what the other person is saying here. If a submissive can identify and state their hard limits then the Dominant will have a means to clearly understand where the submissive is coming from. After establishing these hard limits then the conversation will often move further into Soft Limits.
Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A submissives journey What is BDSM? (author unknown) Good question! It can mean bondage and discipline (B&D), dominance and submission (D/s), or sadomasochism (S&M) There are more definitions for each of those words than Baskin-Robbins has flavors. In fact, there are as many meanings as there are people trying to tell you what it all means. This is not intended as a "be-all-end-all" on BDSM; it's merely a guide put together from many different sources, not the least of which is my own head. It most often means sex involving dominance and submission. There are numerous variations, none of which can be termed more correct than the other. BDSM (or S&M, D/s, B&D) ranges from spanking to bondage to tickling to "flogging" or whipping. You as an individual set the limits in agreement with your partner. People often get the wrong idea of what BDSM means. The truth is that this alternate form of sexuality has nothing to do with destructive behavior. A 'D' (dominant, to
My Daddy
Daddy/little girl does not refer to the ages, real or pretend, of the participants. Nor does it imply closet desires. It refers to the environment that two people have created. A Daddy Dom is so named because of the qualities he possesses and the service he provides. So, what are these qualities? What is a Daddy Dom? A Daddy Dom wants to be the center of your universe. He wants to be able to provide for your every need and care. But more than that he wants to be able to shape and mold you to the image he thinks you should become. He sees in you someone who, in his mind, can achieve a much higher, much greater status. He believes more in you than you believe in yourself. What he wants in return is to be able to bask in his image of you, the image he has created. How does he achieve his goals? Through love, respect, and discipline. His love for his little girl goes without saying. He accepts every part of her and works to emphasize the good while improving the bad. He loves her as much f
From My Fav Priestess
LIBERATED SPICE Put a little SPICE in your life!!! Liberated Spice is in a giveaway for a Happy Hour and needs help, rate the pic above and drop a few comments!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Would U F*** Me
Bulletin: 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Phone number? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email or message your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF Y
Moving On
To submit to someone isn't just about letting them take you over and controlling you and everything you are and do. I have learned the hard way.... You're a submissive, so you have to serve me because I say so'. I've had to cope with enough people with that attitude. I call them 'wannabe doms'. Because that's exactly what they are. You cannot just EXPECT submission from anyone, possibly a stranger. And even after submitting you must not tale advantage of your power and above al be truthful. Lies hurt the worst. It's probably is the greatest gift a sub can make to their dominant. It never can be enforced, it cannot be taken for granted, it's something that has to be earned and valued. It's a sign of deep respect and trust, and possibly love. And it's given selectively. Only because someone submits to one person doesn't mean they will or have to submit to everyone. The first things about building M/s relationship that are going to last is to have faith in each other. It can take yo
Love In Any Language
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Never Alone
Never Alone I feel you in the morning When at first I awake Your thought is with me With each decision I make You'd been around forever Since the first breath I took Now I have to go on alone But for love, I need not look Cause by what you bestowed In our short time together Will last in my heart Forever and ever Although you've left And now walk above I'm never alone I'm wrapped in your love Enjoy now your long waited reward Feel peace that your love continues on What was taught to me, will be taught to mine Cause you live on in me even after you've gone I love you Grandma, May you rest in peace August 7, 2008
Electrical Wheels
I need to remember these two wheels and their associated formulas so Im posting them here. Its simple shit, its just a matter of remembering it. Volts = Amps*Ohms Amps = Volts/Ohms Ohms = Volts/Amps Watts = Volts*Amps Amps = Watts/Volts Volts = Watts/Amps
Life!!!
Sometimes life sucks and sometimes life is great it all depends on who is in your life!! I keep thinkin I will fall alseep and everything will just be ok!! And I wake up and its not!! Its still the same and it kind of sucks at times!! I am lookin for this person to just sweep me off my feet and make me feel the way I feel when Im with him!! I feel like the world is stoppin when he looks me in my eyes!! And it makes me melt!! WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY AT THIS TIME!!
It's Back
Wednesday was one of the worst days of my life and Thursday wasn’t much better. The whole day had been stressful enough. My mom’s power got shut off so I had my mom and my sister at my house and my brother had been going off about it all day. He’s mad that they were there because of how bad they treat me and talk about me…but I look at it the way I was taught to look at it, it’s family, when family needs help you give the shirt off your back if you have to in order to help them despite what they may have done wrong. At one point my brother was going off so bad that I thought there was going to be a blood bath. My day just kept getting worse. I had the worst wreck I’ve ever been in on Wednesday night/Thursday morning. I was heading home after running Mandii and to take her boyfriend and his friend home cause her car was acting up. I was headed northbound on Market Avenue almost to the corner of Easton by the Marathon. I was getting ready to pull into Marathon to stop so Man
Ty
EVERYBODY SAY HELLO TO MY FU-BESTIE CT GIRL! SHE IS THE SWEETEST PERSON UNDER THE SUN! SHE HAS HELPED ME SO MUCH IN MY PERSUIT TO SPOTLIGHT THAT I CAN'T SHOW HER ENOUGH LOVE! SO HIT HER PAGE UP AND FAN/ADD/RATE/CRUSH/BLING HER TILL YOU JUST CAN ANYMORE! SHE WILL RETURN ALL THE LOVE GIVEN TO HER! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CLICK ANY PICTURE OF HER AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HER PAGE! Ctgirl ™OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD- OWNED BY PHILEMON and TUFFGUY-Owner of Wills@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME! DȉЯrΤΥ ԍirᴸ®™**PrOmOtEr 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD** PrOmOtEr 4 EuPhOrIa@ fubar
Wild
Lying naked next to you I know you feel it too Your pulse starts to quicken As my cock starts to thicken You roll over and spread your thighs I climb on top and look into your eyes You wrap your arms around me and press your lips to mine Your legs lock tightly around my hips I slip inside, such a tight fit Thrusting slowly in and out, making you so wet As I gently kiss you up and down your neck Pushing deeper as you begin to moan Your panting gets louder as my rod churns your honey hole Getting lost in ecstasy as we move as one Teasing your hard nipples with the tip of my tongue You pull my hair and arch you back as I bury my face between your breasts The room starts to spin as I struggle to catch my breathe I roll over, letting you on top I push even harder as you beg me not to stop Gripping you tightly by the soft flesh of your ass Pushing deeper, harder, faster, with all the strength that I have You scream "I'm ready to cum!" I say "Wait, I'm almost there" The
Fugly
i know im ugly as hell to u guys, why u talk to me i dont know, and im sure a lot of ur girlfriends say why talk to that ugly ho?
Leavin Fubar
OK SO IF EVERYONE DOESNT KNOW U KNOW NOW THAT IM LEAVIN FUBAR WHEN MY VIP IS UP UNTIL THEN I WONT B ON FUBAR BUT MABYE 2 CHECK HERE N THERE...I ALSO GOT RID OF MY OLD YAHOO...IM SICK OF THE DRAMA N THE GUYS CAUSING DRAMA SO IM GONE...BUT IF U WANT 2 STILL TALK 2 ME...HIT ME UP AND ASK HOW U CAN KEEP IN CONTACT WITH ME N ILL LET U KNOW...UNTIL THEN LOVE MY FAMILY LOVE MY FRIENDS LOVE MY FANS LOVE MY CRUSHES AND LOVE MY STALKERS WISH EVERYONE THE BEST N A HAPPY LIFE LOVE U ALL -ASHLEY
Bernie Mac.................
I HOPE MY BROTHER IS ABLE TO HAVE PEACE IN DEATH EQUAL TO THE LAUGHTER AND COMEDY HE BROUGHT TO SO MANY OF US IN LIFE, HE WAS EVERY BIT THE ROLE MODEL FOR ALL OF US MEN OF COLOR, A VERY POSITVE AND SUCCESSFUL BROTHER IF EVER THERE WAS ONE!!! R.I.P. BERNIE MAC.
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Phenotype
A phenotype is any observable characteristic of an organism, such as its morphology, development, biochemical or physiological properties, or behavior. Phenotypes result from the expression of an organism's genes as well as the influence of environmental factors and possible interactions between the two. The genotype of an organism are the inherited instructions it carries within its genetic code. Not all organisms with the same genotype look or act the same way, because appearance and behavior are modified by environmental and developmental conditions. Also in the same way, not all organisms that look alike necessarily have the same genotype. This genotype-phenotype distinction was proposed by Wilhelm Johannsen in 1911 to make clear the difference between an organism's heredity and what that heredity produces.[1][2] The distinction is similar to that proposed by August Weismann, who distinguished between germ plasm (heredity) and somatic cells (the body). A more modern version is Fran

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