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The Ferret
The ferret is a member of the weasel family. They are happy playful animals with the curiosity of the raccoon and the gentleness of a kitten. Archaeological and historical sources suggest that ferrets have been domesticated for at least 2,500 years. Historical documents from Greece mention the ferret about 450 BC, and Roman documents mention the use of ferrets to hunt rabbits at about the time of Christ. Adept at tunnel hunting it is believed that the ferret was used by the Egyptians as well as farmers and mariners to control rodent populations in barns and on ships. However, the history of the ferrets domestication is speculative without actual proof giving this little animal an illusive quality. Ferrets are opportunists They will steal anything they can drag away hiding it in a safe place to be used at a later date. Intelligent and crafty this little animal teaches us how to use our ingenuity to create a safe haven for ourselves. They remind us to stock up on necessary
Wanna Have A Black Widow As A Pet?
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BLACK WIDOW FOR A PET? IF SO HERE IS YOUR CHANCE! Have you ever owned a black widow before? If not here is your chance! DJ Black Widow is up on the auction block! She is an awesome lady and one heck of a person to know. So why dont you go put your bid in so you can own your very own Black Widow. She is offering some great things. I can tell you that you will not be sorry She is also adding that she will give her yahoo ID to the person who ends up owning her! So get in there and get your bids in. She is worth way more than what she is at so far. Go bid on her and bid high. For the highest bidder I will do 3 name tags and 4 pictures made by me! I will also do a pimpout for you for her! So go bid, bid, bid!!! This Pimpout Brought To You By! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~FU Owned by~Dr. Tre~CinDragon~Silverpixi~wyorose~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~FU Owned by~Dr. Tre~CinDragon~Silverpixi~wyorose
Journal -- A Day In The Life Of Lee
2008-07-11 01:40:43 I was sitting here at 1:13 AM thinking, and decided to start journaling again. I took some writing classes in college and really enjoyed them and found theraputic value in them. This blog is about me, my life and my thoughts at any given time. I will try to keep it real, but I aint (yeah I said aint) keeping it that real. A human being has to keep something personal. So here are my thoughts for this evening. I was thinking about a childhood friend tonight, Jimmy. We both moved away from home in the mid 70's. He enlisted in the Navy, and I enlisted in the Airforce about 6 months later. I got in touch with Jim a while back after not seeing him for close to 25 years. I also spoke to Jim a couple of months ago shortly after my 50th birthday. He and I are the same age, but I am a little older. What brings this relationship to mind this evening is a new consulting gig I started yesterday. The company I am contracting with licenses and collects
Wow ! Grandma
Grandmas Don't Know Everything He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling' Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
Want Me To Host Your Midget? Instructions Inside....
Ok folks, here is the deal. we now have the Midgets, or mini me's as i like to call them. and you get points when ever yours shows up. so here is the rules. 1) you send me your Fubar user ID (IE: fubar User ID: 764544) 2) you must post my Midget somewhere on your site and tell me where i can find it 3)once i verify my Midget is on your site somewhere, be it a blog, stash, or anywhere else, yours will be posted to my page under interests, as well as add you to the family 4)I will also host your Mini me for 50K fubucks, for 6 months, 100K fuBucks for a year, a ticker for 18 months, a Blast or Bling pack gets 2 years, and if you buy me a Happy Hour you get on the family for life... So stop reading this already and mail me your ID number, comon what you waiting for?????
Rules To Get On The List......
Ok, To get on my family list it is rather simple. you can do it in one of a few ways, 1) buy a happy hour (lifetime and Top Family rating) 2) buy a blast (gets a lifetime add) 3) give 100K fubucks (gets 18 months) 4) give 50K fubucks (gets 6 months) once you do one of those, i will add you to the family list, and then you can see all the pics that are family
i finally heard back from my sons father :D im so happy after 5 years of no contact. we have contact again, he does want to be apart of our sons life and that in itself makes me happy. i want my son to have both of his parents in his life and at 100%. we are going to take things slow with introducing his father to him. but i cant wait for the day that they meet My Lil man will love it. :D
Battle After Battle
The sound of rain pouring down from the skies filled the six ears of those who were about to do battle with each other as the human gunmen reached out for their pistols the vampire was already morphing his vile body into a creature of the unknown the battle began when one of the human gunmen fired a shot towards the vile body that appeared after the shroud of mist was lifted by the wind the vampire dodged the bullet that was flying towards him with a swift step to the left and jumped towards one of the gunmen opening his arms extending his claws as if he wanted to slash at his chest the gunman who was a female dressed in light armor extended her arms on atop the other pistols held sideways and shot 4 times at the vile thing flying at her the shots ricocheted of their target the unaffected vampire did not change his trajectory was flying towards the female gunman when he almost reached her there was a loud bang and what seemed like a gunshot from a very big gun and the vampire was s
Damn, I Am Glad These Guys Are Fighting For Us, Semper Fi
Whether this is true or not, I do not know, but top this for a speeding ticket.... Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15,just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander The reply came back in true USMC style: Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet ha
How Much Better Can I Make My Life Today?
Always think of what you have to do as easy and it will become so. --Emile Corie How we think about the activities before us is very important. If we think cleaning the garage is hard, dirty, and no chance for fun, that's just how it will feel. We'll be tired before we even begin. However, if we approach it like a treasure hunt, expecting to rediscover some long-forgotten treasures, we'll enjoy the task. In fact, it will feel like a game. The thoughts we carry in our minds determine whether our tasks are fun or not. What good fortune it is that we can control those thoughts. If we approach an assignment for school or a job believing that we're able to do it, that it's not too hard for us, we'll finish with ease. Our thoughts determine our successes. In this way, our lives are in our own hands. How much better can I make my life today?
My Sexual Identity
What is your sexual style?created with You scored as HotYou are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. Hot 100%Soft 75%Wet 50%Exciting 50%Sweet 25%Violent 25%Awkward 25%Shy 0%
I Am In The Spokane Valley
Crews battling Valley View fire, others burning across Inland Northwest Posted: July 10, 2008 06:05 PM Updated: July 11, 2008 06:19 AM SPOKANE, Wash. - Firefighters in Spokane County area are getting help from the state to help fight the Valley View fire, a fire in the Dishman Hills area of Spokane Valley that has burned at least 8 homes. High winds and hot temperatures helped start and fan several wildfires Thursday in Idaho and Eastern Washington. The evacuation orders connected to the 1,200-acre Valley View fire have been reduced and cover an area bounded south and east of 18th and Park to 48th Avenue, and west of Dishman-Mica. Residents in the area east of Dishman-Mica can return to their homes, but they should be aware that access into the area is difficult. Authorities say they have a two mile perimeter set up around the fire and believe it started somewhere on Eastern Lane between 18th and 20th. Sheriff Ozzie Knezovich tells KHQ that early last evening the
New Name
it was not easy for me to change my name, but i am on a journey of self discovery and with the help of a friend how searched names for me, i have picked Talia, it means Heaven's Dew and since i am on a journey of self discovery, i thought it would be a lovley name. i am making progress on my search to find myself, it is slow going but that can only be expected. No i do not have a new Master who gave me the name, for there has only been one who has ever given me a name and the name samara will alwsy be dear to my heart, for it is speical. for my friends thank you all for standing with me when i was unsure about so much. i love Y/you all so very much.
My Owner Rocks Fu! Thank You So Much....hugzzzz
Wanna Sell ur 11s to help out a terrific Fu hit me up with an offer in a prvt message!!! :D SingleDad38 Or if you want to help her out of the kindness of your Heart please go check her out, She is an Awesome friend to have :D LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by: SingleDad38 ~*SingleDad38*~ - Better than Ever!!!! ~*Shadow Leveler*~@ fubar (repost of original by '~*SingleDad38*~ - Better than Ever!!!! ~*Shadow Leveler*~' on '2008-07-11 07:24:59')
Thank U
thanks to whoever is sending the annonymous gifts! would love to know who u r..
Wtf first blog on fubar...where to start? well first of all yesturday evening..someone was banging on the door like the fucking poepoes..I looked out the window and saw my car!...I was like wtf? are they giving my car back..I remember the convo I had with my friend that she would help me get it fixed and give it back to me...well anywho obviously that wasnt the was some other chick wanting the faceplate to the my "friend" must of sold it..didn't take her anytime..sux cuz im out all that money but I've taken many losses before...fucking bitches...and they wonder why I dont want nothing to do with them...all I try to do is good by everyone and Im always getting the shit end of the deal...never again am I doing anything like that...nother lesson learned.
a friend is in a giveaway needs 10,000 comments for vip. thnx
The In-laws
You hear about it but usually its in 'the old days', days when men ordered women from a catalog or the number of child-bearing neighbors was limited on the wide prairie. Two brothers married two sisters and it happened just last year. I should know, I'm one of the lucky men. So how does such a strange thing happen, you ask? Well, I met Marjorie in the College Democrats organization my junior year at The Ohio State University. We got along well and tried to date for a few weeks, but it wasn't working out. No one was bitter. We really kind of caught it in time, before we'd invested too much in each other. We remained friends. Friendly enough for her to meet my younger brother Simon and for me to meet her younger sister, Claire. After that, well, love took its course. Simon and I were always close, and so were Claire and Marjorie. So the four of us spent a lot of time together as couples. Simon and I proposed on the same night, though this was later seen as a poor choice because now
5 Guys
It was a cool fall evening and she was putting the last touches to her hair and make up. I watched her from around the corner of the bathroom as she fluffed her hair. I could see her big blue eyes surrounded by black eyeliner, her lips were pouty, pink and shined like there was a layer of pre cum on her lips. I felt my cock begin to harden as I continued to look at her. She caught me staring and I smiled back with a guilty face. She caught me. Rolling her eyes with a smile, she went back to her last touches, making sure her large, perfectly round breasts were sitting as high and together as possible. The skirt she had on was long and flowed like silk around her ankles. Her neck line was down to the depth of her cleavage. Ready to party, we stepped out the front door on a mission to have a great time. First there would be dinner and drinks, then we would hit the club. On the way to the restaurant, we made small talk just as we always do, tickling each other and flirting. I told her
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch knows that mutha fucka's first name, last name, birthday,address, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works,how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking
Some Scars Do Heal
The past is the past, and forgiveness has been sought and received where due in earnest. All you can do is prove it by actions in the future and keep the faith you have found.
Mickey Gilley-stand By Me-how I Feel
When the night has come And the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid Just as long as you stand, stand by me And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me Stand by me, stand by me If the sky that we look upon Should tumble and fall And the mountains should crumble to the sea I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear Just as long as you stand, stand by me And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me-e, yeah Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now now stand by me Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me Darlin', darlin', stand by me-e, stand by me Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
In My Daughter's Eyes - Martina Mcbride
This is a song that chokes me up everytime I hear it. It's my song to my 2 beautiful daughters. I love you's Sarah & Sammie ~*hugs*~
Tickle Me Elmo X Tmx Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo X TMX Elmo Dance, Elmo, Dance! elmo and cookie monster
3 Kinds Of Ppl....
there are 3 kinds of ppl in this world dicks pussies and assholes... Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes
Reward For My Missing Loved Ones
Amber Alert! Endangered Missing: MUSIC VIDEO STASHES (VA) MUSIC VIDEO STASHES, Age Now: 3months, Missing: 06/26/2008. Missing From FUBAR, CA. ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT: ANY Police Department. issued: Tuesday, July 11 @ 05:58am for more info, click here!
Mumms That Determine The Status Of Your!!
How long have MUMM's been a part of Fubar? Over a year, now? And yes, we all know that most people on here don't know how a "mumm" works, since they only post generic POLLS instead of mumms that actually put out there choice to help them make up their mind. But what really bugs me, are the mumms posted by people who ask the online fubar masses to vote on whether they should do something that could make or break a relationship......HUH?!! How fuckin' flaky is your relationship that you need assistance from hormonally-amped, bitter, reality-impaired people to make a concrete decision about your love life? C'mon!! If your relationship is so lost, and you have no bearings on it, that you feel the need to subject yourself to the entertainment of people just chompin' at the bit to tear you a couple new holes with insults and put-downs, you need to break up NOW!!! And for god's sake, don't breed!!! Don't need to read that upcoming mumm either. :| Now don't look at me as "Wow, you insens
Aint No Way Chros Brown
For My Love
TRUE Until i had you life was unbearable until i had you love was lost until i had you my heart w
Our Funny Dogs *smiles*
10 & 11's ...
The site made it where we can Re rate all our friends... My issue is that my Vip runs out in a few days and there is no way I can re rate everyone an 11 before that happens... I've had a VIP for over a year and there are some personal reasons why I can't renew my VIP, like feeding my kids. So please don't take offense if I rate you a 10. If I had the ability to rate everyone an 11 I would. Thanks for understanding judy
Rafting Through Fu-land
Goodbye For Now
I am going 2 be leaving fubar for a lilwhile i need a break i will be back i promise you that i just need 2 clear my head and all those near and dear i will miss ya'll very much but until then, be safe have fun and regret nothing and fear less Kerry a.k.a Rated K for King
And That's Why You're A Coward That Had To Hide Behind Anonymous Right?
By the way thanks for the beer goggles, and thank you for the compliment. Because obviously you thought so much of me that you had to tell me how "beautiful" I was. Did I mention that you took the cowardly route and sent me BG's anonymously? Yeah, you're such a big man or woman. And just remember that whatever you say about me multiplies how you feel about yourself 100 fold. ;)
A Groovey Mix For A Long Casual Afternoon With A Drifty Pal Or Two...
1.) Blue Room (45min edit) - The Orb 2.) I Wish I Was A Little Fishy - Thomas Fehlmann 3.) Time Wave Zero - Spacetime Continuum with Terrence Mckenna 4.) Speaking In Tongues (Hardkiss Elfin Love Mix) - Hardkiss Brothers 5.) Lair of Never Never - Inlakesh those should mix nicely on their own but i might want to mix in some blends and sound clips here and there...
So what is your favorite music and why? I listen to all different types of music, but my favorite is oldies. Music from the 50s and 60s are fun and I just can't help but want to jump up and do the twist! lol! I also love jazz.. there is so much feeling behind each note! Hip hop is amazing.. when it is done right.. rich in story, but I feel its original context has gotten blinded by gangstas ripping the true meaning behind the words. I love country.. again the stories behind each song and the feeling in their voices! I have a favorite singer/group in each category, basically to be a fav of mine you either have to make me smile and dance or want to cry and yearn!
And The Award Gos To...
this idiot has to be one stupid mother... money@ fubar Thinks every woman falls for his ass. ->money: well , i think your a jackass. go fuck yourself money: im male you stupid want $100 or not money: ok you stupid bitch thats main part of his iq...before i blocked the sob
Kickin A$$ Family
It's You I Love
It's You I Love by BlueWolf I love your ever gorgeous smile Upon that loving face, of yours It is the tenderness of your love My heart is simply destined for. It is your gentle, soothing voice That eases my heart, every way Its the loving comfort, darling Through all the words, you say. Its the gentleness, of your kiss That embraces my tender heart Your love has simply captured Every dream, and each thought. Its the beauty within your eyes Amazingly beautiful and green Your love truly gave a purpose To everything, true love means............. 07/11/2008
Please Join Us
Here it is.
Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Jack The Ripper
A Poem To My Master
Instill In Our Children.. Autism Part (2)
you will find my bloggs a release from my anquish about my son. I am feared for his future I have heard on the news about neglect and abuse autistic kids may face from OUR TEACHERS* I have alread has that meeting Y son wil not be in the *NORMAL* classes* instead He will be out in severly retared class ALlow me to clarify I HATE THAT WORD as much as black people hate N word* and when i hear NORAMAL PEOPLE maken fun IT MAKES ME so damn mad.. ANYWAYS)) I ask what good would that do for him in his developement and his SAFETY! i use to be a teachers aid in highschool with the mental classes and let me just say I GOT knocked the fuck out by a few not wanting to do sometihng. so that plays a big part on my thinking as well OF course they assured me that its not differnce just he wont have to feel bad when he cant keep up. OF COURSE they said this a iwas dropping hte BIG CHECK for therpists and such THEY WILL SAY ANYTHING> i found out. WE instill alot of htings in kids like try every
Head Bang
stop by scooters and head bang with us all
I Made It
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY My Fu- Husband and Very Good Friend is celebrating his 1 Year anniversary on Fubar...So i would like all my friends and family to go show him the same love hes has shown me and many others here ....He returns it many times over...So you know what to do hit the link and let his azz have it as hard as you guys can ...HE LIKES IT LIKE THAT ~*~J-__K~F-m宮d J-BLʥʧ~gm@paradise bay lounge~*~@ fubar MUCH LOVE TO YOU BABY AND ALL FUBAR TOOOO....... This pimp-out made by ??DjBlueyes ??Fu/wife2DjNbK (GM@ AcesUp) Fu/ownedbyReb,MemberofDowntownBomb@ fubar (repost of original by '♫♫DjBlueyes ♫♫Fu/wife2DjNbK (GM@ AcesUp) Fu/ownedbyReb,MemberofDowntownBomb' on '2008-07-11 12:25:19')
The Drama Never Ends
most of us love our parents, no matter how odd and embarrassing, they are our parents it's not like we had a choice in them. everyone says their family is complicated, and in truth most are. but there are some you need god damn road maps to even understand if the siblings are really siblings and all that crazy shit. so when I think of mine and try to explain it to others I realize that it is fairly difficult to understand who belongs to who and what. for the most part I've been lucky though. I was raised in a 'good' home. always had what I wanted and needed and was rather spoiled. the one dark cloud was the fact that my brother and I were adopted. but like everything else in life you get over it. after all I wouldn't trade this life for anything. but when you're world as you've known is thrown off it's axis it takes a while to get back to what could be labeled as normal. thus far it's taken me 4 years to come to terms with both my biological families and all that's come with them
Doing Ok
this is her friend for her update she is doing fine got a text from her yesterday saying she was fine but just tired from the drugs lol she misses everyone n hope to be home really soon once i find out more ill let u all know thanks her friend sammie
Forbidden Inc. And Upper Mgmnt. Auction!
Rant Of The Day Lmao
Wow Are You Kiddin Me??
ok this shit has to fuckin stop i know that before i made bad choices but i am just here on this account just minding my own affairs and im am getting gifts with threats in them...and the best part is that they are being sent under fubar shop so the person does not even have the fuckin balls to threaten me face to face (well pic to pic) so here is my ? am i just supposed to sit here and take this shit i was dating a girl in R/L off fubar and she can tell you that all this shit about me being some psycho is all shit....if i am not causing drama why keep something going that has been over for a long time..... anyway if you want to block me then go for it...i mean i have lost friends here before but i refuse to have ppl that keep rehashing shit from the sorry if my being here bothers you but the best advice i can give is GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND GET OVER YOUR SELF
Calum Fisher
Optimism can make you look stupid,but cynicism always makes you look cynical.
Arthur C Clark
The best measure of a man/woman's honesty isn't his tax return, it's the zero adjust on his/her bathroom scale.
Definition 3 7/11/2008 Q?
definition 3 7/11/2008 Q? todays word is very meaningful viaduct
My Midget
Why is it that when i get away from my problems. New people create the same problems all over again. I'm about ready to grab my bags and start walking and wherever i end up is where i end up. I'm tired of feeling incomplete. I want to feel whole again. I'm loosing what little life i have. I went and played cards the other night and not even that is fun anymore. I need some help. No one around to help. What can i do? Run to something that I know that i don't want? Settle for something that will not be good for me. God just take me away.
Dammitdave ,,is Up For Auction
Auction Time! I am in an auction! Come bid on me! You can see from my previous owner... I am a wanted man! I am offering: 1. Rate all stash during HH 2. Rate all pics during HH (And 300 11's a week for a month if i get VIP) 3. Blog/bully pimp out 4. SFW salute 5. 5 profile comments a week 6. Random gifts each week 7. Help you and your frinds level when under 100k just let me know 8. FUowned by ___ in my name Will talk if you want something I haven't offered, if bid goes high enough
I close my eyes and think of you, But all I feel is pain, My heart and soul are freezing cold, Because I'm standing in the rain. The rain of all my sorrows, The rain of my dark past, The rain that always reminds me, Of scars that will always last. Screaming, ripping, tearing, At my broken soul, Trying so hard to understand, Why my heart is so cold. I think I know the reason, Why I am so cold, The reason for all the emptiness, Is because you make me whole.---MT
Pink Cowboy Hat
The Secret Crush
She'd known him her entire life She always dreamed to be his wife Just his smile made her heart melt But she never told him how she felt Forever hoped to have him here Always dreamed to hold him near Time passed and they both did grow But still she never let him know Perfect chances passed her by But she just couldn't tell this guy No matter what she'd ever do... He still didn't have a clue But one day her whole world did end When she heard news from a friend About the wreck he'd gotten in... She'd never see his smile again Now at his grave she softly cries The tears running from sad eyes This hurting girl whose heart is broken All because of love unspoken.---MT
Lovers Lying there, our bodies entwined, What's this thing that we did find, The look in your eyes, the touch of your hand, You are the one that makes me a man. The there is the taste of your kiss, The way you complete me, I surely would miss, More than just passion, more than just lust, Keeping you forever I know is a must. You give me a life that is fine and dandy, The love that you give is sweeter then candy, You are the only woman for me, My love for you in my eyes you can see. Forever and ever there by your side, Showing the world with nothing to hide, As we lay here now under the covers, I know in my heart that you are my Lover. Lovers for now, Lovers forever, My love for you will never waiver, Know right now as you take my hand, That I will be forever your man. DQA
Friends Need Help Can You Help Please!!
This girl is so special i can only help so much she needs a vip please if can help her!!! Abby♥Normal@ fubar
Once again I sit here and drink missing you, loving you and needing you more than ever. Knowing that the one man I want more than anything I can never have. The distance between us is greater than any distance on Earth. I don't even know the distance between Heaven and Earth. You are the one man who has hurt me most, but loved me more than any ever will. The one man I'll love more than any other. You completed me and I think I completed you. But we broke each other's hearts and you hurt so very much. So many times I wanted to end it all, as you did, but never could, hoping one day that I was wrong with what I've known since the last moment I saw you. Knowing that was the last time I would hold you, touch you, smell you. Knowing that one day you would not be here anymore and I'd be alone, forever. Forever alone, never to love anyone, as I love you. I've tried to love but as always I get rejected. Therefore, noone will have my heart , my love as you. I've lost who I was and who I am, I w
I Will Miss Ya'll
Me & my gf are splitting up. she pulled a fast 1 over me & got the house with a lease acouple of days ago. since i'm not on the lease, she can kick me out 2day even though i have a phone & net bill saying that i have been here 4 awhile. so i might have 2 get a cheap motel or something until i can afford 2 get my own place. i think she's doing me pretty dirty after i took care of her 4 @least 6 months when she can't even work. if this is the last time 4 awhile that i get 2 talki 2 any of u, i'll miss ya'll & i will ttyl. ASAP so pls keep showing me luv until then. i'll return it when i get back xoxox :( i'm VERY SAD NOW
I Might B Without Net
Me & my gf are splitting up. she pulled a fast 1 over me & got the house with a lease acouple of days ago. since i'm not on the lease, she can kick me out 2day even though i have a phone & net bill saying that i have been here 4 awhile. so i might have 2 get a cheap motel or something until i can afford 2 get my own place. i think she's doing me pretty dirty after i took care of her 4 @least 6 months when she can't even work. if this is the last time 4 awhile that i get 2 talki 2 any of u, i'll miss ya'll & i will ttyl. ASAP so pls keep showing me luv until then. i'll return it when i get back xoxox i'm VERY SAD NOW
Well I'm no longer interested in this site Too much crap and Drama,and then there's the boring days that totally suck.......I'm getting burned out on the internet,and i'm physically sick so i'm going to delete every account I have and enjoy my family as long as i can! My dear to my heart friends I love you to pieces but,my family comes first and if my life is coming to its finally journey then its with them i want to spend it with!! I'm too tired too come on-line most of the time and i'm not gonna deal with drama when i do!!!sure i cause my own lol!!! So my beautiful friends take care of each other and be good to each other life is amazingly short!!! I love you all!!! I'll keep my accounts until my husband comes home and we sit down and delete them together!! Good-bye My loves......Anyone who would like to write me please give me your address and i'll write you too!! Love Forever,Mel Your Favorite **B
July 11th, 2008---mad
I was supposed to meet someone tonight at Startime...never showed up of course. I hate getting stood up. And I sent him AT LEAST 3 texts asking when he was coming, but did he reply? NO. He frikkan ignored me. He is a jerk and I will never plan anything like this again. But on the happier side, I had my best friends with me because I asked them to come to Startime to meet this guy with me. So I hung out with them while waiting for this other dude. It burns me up because I kept sending him texts and I never got one reply. We played mini golf and of course I cheated, like I always do. It was funny because my friends kept getting mad at I almost knocked a ball into the water..haha. I love cheating in minigolf. I can't believe I was so stupid to think that he would come through. He might be fake or something...lord if I know. I just know that fakers set up a day and place but they stand people up. I just can't get over the fact that he ignored at least 3 or 4 of my te
My Lust Quotient
Your Lust Quotient: 69% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
Jackass 2
Well, someone convinced me to watch Jackass 2 and, as I expected, it is terrible. I mean, seriously, the things these guys do are just ridiculous. Some of the pranks are semi funny, but overall they just do stupid shit that's pointless and/or disgusting. Why the fuck was this movie so popular? What is the world coming to?
I'm Such A Stoner
You are 80% stoner You are a huge stoner. You are probably stoned right now. You like the constant escapism and brownies yeah definitely brownies. Your motto Whatever gets you through your life, its alright Take this quiz at
Marilyn Manson Personal Jesus
My Daily Kiss Fortune 071108
In the garden of your dreams many things will blossom soon. --- Watch your garden carefully - and care for the tender shoots of love.
I have met some great people on here!!! Some of you are absolutly amazing ( you know who you are)!! I just want to say I am sorry I have not been a great friend the last several months. I have been really busy, working a lot, still remodeling the house and getting ready to insulate. PLUS my 2 year old gets all my free time. Summers are hard for me, there is a lot to do and I like to be outside, camping and fishing whenever I can, I even try to get a ride in there and again, lol. I just want to say I don't plan on being on anymore than I am now so I hope everyone has a great summer and I hope to catch up again when the weather gets shitty!!!!! Love ya all longggggggggggg timeeeeeeeeeeeeee xXx Jenny
My Dog Brandy Rip 7/10/08
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce. Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and a half, a nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It is made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a grudge? No, we have a carport, and not need one. I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She is going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at a drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says 'Po
Ma Life
so yea i have no one to really talk to about this because honestly no one really stressed out right now im 19 and tryin to do something with my life. i decided to go to school for massage therapy. even though i had a car it was messed up so when i moved 3 hours from home to nashville tn i didnt take a car with me. my school was about 3 and a half miles from ma apartment. so every morning rain or shine i got up 7 left at 8 walked to school and got there by 8:30 9. since i didnt have class until 11 i usually studied or looked for a job. i was in class every day. and ma grades were good. i couldnt afford ma apartment and had no one to help me ma parents cudnt afford it and i didnt qualify for any government assistance. even though i didnt have any money. oh but wait if i get knocked up they wud pay for everything. anyways so even tho i watched ppl whose parents paid for everything skip class and fail and jus not care im tha one that had to come home. so now ma biggest problem
I'm not the type to get my heart broken I'm not the type to get upset and cry Cuz I never leave my heart open Never hurts me to say goodbye Relationships don't get deep to me Never got the whole in love thing And someone can say they love me truly But at the time it didn't mean a thing Per-chorus: My mind is gone, i'm spinning round And deep inside, my tears i'll drown I'm losing grip, what's happening I stray from love, this is how I feel chorus: This time was different Felt like, I was just a victim And it cut me like a knife When you walked out of my life Now i'm, in this condition And i've, got all the symptoms Of a girl with a broken heart But no matter what you'll never see me cry Did it happen when we first kissed Cause it's hurting me to let it go Maybe cause we spent so much time And I know that it's no more I shoulda never let you hold me baby Maybe why i'm sad to see us apart I didn't give to you on purpose Gotta figure out how you stole my
Give Me A Break
WTF? you know what gets me is when people come to your page after you're done visiting theirs and rate all their pics and what not and most of them visits your and rates only a few pics of yours... in all due respect be motherfucking serious what you have others things better to do at the last second or something. i have come across alot of people who ask for help leveling and what not and want all their stuff rated and though they say they will return the favor they only do a half ass job of returning the love and what not. so heres my advice to all you who like to half ass jobs... if you're gonna go and rate only a few pics and what not you're better off not rating anything at all and just go on with your pretend last minute things and what not and just let the people who truly want to help out do it for you cause if ou're to lazy to retur the favor then fuck it who needs your help you would just be wasting space and what not. and for al of you who think i am being whi
Happy Fu Birthday Cinda!!!!
WE'VE GOT A FUBAR BIRTHDAY TODAY!!Cinda aka Whispers Haunt Me In My Dreams is a whole 1 year old today!!Woo Hoo!!!Please stop by and show this awesome friend some birthday lovin' Fubar Style!!So, let's get her some drinksGive her some giftsAnd show her she is truly LOVED!!!If she isn't your friend, what are you waiting for?!Whispers Haunt me in my Dreams~Fu-Owner of Dragon-Rider ~A Dylon Mafia! Diva ~Shadow Leveler ~lil Fu@ fubarThanks everyone!HAPPY FU BIRTHDAY SIS!HUGGZ!!THIS BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
His Sex Slave In Training .......part V
Its been a month now since Marcie had become Hans sex slave and she grew quite settled into her position. Despite the fact that he used the buxom blondes body whenever the mood struck him, he was always genteel and he never exceeded her limits, although they were indeed tested. He had an uncanny knack for knowing just how far he could take her and she trusted him immensely. In fact the tall Germanic gentleman was so pleased with her progress that he no longer required that she be bound to her bed during periods of inactivity. In addition Marcie had grown equally comfortable with his cousin Hilda. True, the tall lean lady lorded over the willing slave unmercifully at times, but surprisingly the long haired submissive found it all rather exciting. By now Marcie had grown accustomed to the forced cunnilingus as well as the spankings and whippings. After the last party in which Marcie was formally introduced to the dungeon, trips down there became more frequent, for her master wa
First Time Sex
> >> > >> > >>First Time Sex > >> > >>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday ?night to meet, and have > >>dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl > >>announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out > and > >>make love for the first time. ?The boy is ecstatic, but he has never > had > >>sex ?before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. > He > >>tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps > the boy > >>for about an hour. ? He tells the boy everything there is to know about > > >>?condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many > > >>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The > boy > >>insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it > > >>being his first time and all. > >>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets > his > >>girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so ?exci
Fast Facts About Meth
Now anyone that knows me knows i love to learn and below in another entry i was talking about another type of drug. This one was linked to that one so i decided to check it out. I think you should read this. Fact: Methamphetamine use among high school seniors more than doubled between 1990 & 1996. Fact: Women are more likely to use meth than cocaine. Fact: The average meth "cook" annually teaches ten others how to make meth. Fact: Every pound of meth produced leaves behind five to six pounds of toxic waste. Fact: Seizures of clandestine meth labs in the Midwest increased tenfold from 1995 to 1997. Fact: DEA has identified 20 Mexican meth trafficking organizations in the Midwest. Fact: Methamphetamine accounts for up to 90 percent of all drug cases in many Midwest communities. Fact: Methamphetamine kills by causing heart failure, brain damage and stroke. Fact: Methamphetamine-induced paranoia has led to numerous murders and suicides. Fact: Metha
Midgets And Stuff
Why Isn't One Pussy Good Enough?
I fucking can't stand man why is it that guys just cant stick to one pussy? it makes me really tonite I just found out my so called "best friend" slept with the guy I really liked around here...and I was really diggin him but oh well..guess Im not good enough..I mean hes not my man but more like fwb type thing..and I think she wanted to test the waters herself cuz I would tell her everything about what me and him have done..well she sure is up with these friends man..ugh fuck it..a man doesnt see a good woman even though shes right there in front of his face..oh well his fingers do just fine
My Friend Needs Help. Please Help Her My Friends
Hi all. My friend is in her very first contest. She's a very sweet woman and she don't ask for nothing in return. I thought I would ask my friends to come and help as much as you can. So if you have a chance, Please help her. Ever little bit helps. You friend Kisses
Over your rainbow A unicorn flew, He was sent to find me... He said by you. "Climb aboard", he whispered, "We must go for a ride..." And into a portal of light We rode inside. The sky was so blue, The fields so green, With each explosion of light Was a wonderful scene. So happy we seem And always together, There was no end to your dream, It just went on forever. Then the unicorn said "I have one more surprise..." So we took off quickly And pierced the sky. Then I saw you sleeping And dreaming in your bed... I caressed your hair gently And kissed you on your head. The unicorn interrupted... "I must now get you home, But now that you've seen her dream, May you never feel alone." My heart is feeling heavy, A fire burns inside. Thank you so much my darling For the unicorn's ride. As I sit here gazing out the window, Instead of working, Im daydreaming of you... And wondering if while youre in your own world, Youre thinking of me too. I re
Part 1 Of My Life
i was born june 10 1979, 12:23 am. when i was born i was 9lbs 1oz. when i was born i had a twin that was born with me he was born healthy and i was born unhealthy 3 days after we we're born his heart just stop i was put in a a crib that had plastic wrap around forgot what it was called because i had fluids back up in my lungs i pretty much fought for my i grew as a baby i never could walk with out help of a brace i cried and cried as a baby the Dr. never knew why until we went to another dr. and the dr pretty my said i had flase joint and bones and my left leg was 45 drgees off and as i grew my left tiba bowed out like a bow making me the older i got they kept making me new braces for my left leg, but as i grew older the more depressed i got because people will point and laugh at me walk up kick my left leg just to see me fall or something doesn't matter what i did in school or out side of school i got pick on all the the age of 6 i had my first surgery, they
Warning : Escaped Convict
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he'
Saturday July 12
Good day fubar friends--just taking a few moments for a blog before heading out again... Arrived here in the White Mountains with the family yesterday evening... kids were a bit of a challenge on the car trip... but that's behind us for now! Checked into our lovely hotel room and figured out who is sleeping where... then went down to the party on the hotel porch (which is very wide and wraps around 3/4 of the hotel--offering beautiful mountan views...and alas... some of the construction site out back where they obliterated the inground pool and are building a conference center which to me mars the beautiful of this grand old stone and wood struture... sighs... time marches on I suppose). They've made a number of changes to this hotel...which we've spent a weekend at each summer for the past 14 years or so... one was good...they changed the approach to the hotel so that after the long drive down through the golf course... you curve gracefully up to the valet stand to the covered
My Sorry Life
my life is just like the video made by slipknot called left behind. it explain my life to a T. I still keep moving on even if the people in my life hate my guts. i need to find a women who can change my sorry life around and tell me how to treat a women right and the way she wants to be treated. i also need to stop asking women to just sleep with me and quit be a little kid who just want to fuck the titty off a female. but my life is so fucked up i work a sluaghter house here in wapak ohio and make below mim wage doing it lol!!!!!!!!! so if some think they can help me please give me a call at 419 296 9183. but is true friend even think he can too better if he just buts his mind too it!!!!!!!!
Passion I ache to burn free from my restraints, and all the things that bind me. The swell inside seems to grow, like crashing waves upon the sea. My desirse burns like the candles flame, hopinf to untie me... And in a sweet lover's embrace is where my passion longs to be. Someday I know my soul will be filled, for you will set me free.
After Glow
meet your gaze & help you stand hold my breath & kiss your hand see you blush & your cheeks red smell your hair & kiss your brow brings me joy to hear you speak take your hand & kiss your cheek feel your skin on my finger tips hold your face & kiss your lips love's so true passion begins caress your form & kiss your skin passion flow like summer rain love's fulfilled & we kiss again the afterglow & fond embrace speak of love & kiss your face
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Scam Alert: "fellow Gents,
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be nave enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your stuff into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead they ask you for a ride to Lowes. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Al
My Real First Love Love This Vid Its Me
I Loves You
Fucking Myspace
Ok, I've kept my fuckin' mouth shut long enough, but after the disgusting things I have seen while browsing the myspace I feel is the fuckin' perfect time to express my thoughts on some of these ignorant fuckin' MySpace sons'a bitches. 1st of fuckin' all...why do EXTREMELY overweight bitches think us guys want to see 4 inches or more of cleavage on a fuckin' 400 pound woman? Well do I have some new for you! Us REAL men don't wanna see that shit...especially if we zoom-in on the pictures, you can see sweat dripping off of a boob. And no, don't tell me it's "body lotion" or glitter. Glitter will do nothing but clog your nasty-ass pores up. And Secondly, when fat bitches show those UTTER-ly disgusting cleavage shots, it looks like 2 fuckin' hot air baloons collideing over fuckin' Mount Rushmore. Secondly, does every little hoodrat that has a fuckin' Myspace account ONLY go to Wal-Mart to take a fuckin' camera-phone picture of them on the fuckin' coin operated ice cream tru
I Need You
I Will Gave Fubucks If Someone Buys Me A Vip Please
Don't Let This Leave So Soon
Don't Let This Leave So Soon My heart I keep close to me It's my breath you steal away I'm falling for you more With every passing day I try to keep my distance But you only draw me in Wish I could resist this But now you're under my skin You're scratching at the surface Trying to find your way out I want to lock you deep inside That I can say without a doubt Don't let this leave so soon I need to feel you here with me Don't let this leave so soon With you is where I want to be I'm slowly letting my guard down So make your way to my heart Don't know where this will lead But I know I want it to start And even if it comes to an end I won't have a single regret Even if we go our separate ways I promise you I will never forget All the moments we shared together They will stay locked deep inside No one can ever take them from me Not even if they really tried Don't let this leave so soon I need to feel you here with me Don't let this leave so soon Wi
Starting Over
I have decided to make a new begining in my life. I got a new job and finally got rid of the loser girlfriend. I am starting to feel better and a lot less stressed.
Our Fifth Anniversary: You Can Have Cookies For Breakfast!
There used to be a commercial for the General Mills cereal Cookie Crisp in which their then-animated mascot, a little wizard, sprang off the box as the kids were about to open the cookie jar since they were in a hurry to grab something before school. Hed say, You cant have cookies for breakfast, but you can have Cookie Crisp! The cereal pieces are shaped like mini chocolate chip cookies. And so the jingle would start today its a different one with a different character, in this case an overweight dog whos wearing a raccoon mask and bays Cooookie Crisp just as his master a burglar is trying to steal it! Thats what I remember I havent seen it on in a while. I just saw Cookie Crisp with the mascot I was talking about offered as a gift on myYearbook labeled unhealthy cereal. In the long run, I cant argue with that Today its been five long no, let me make that five action-packed years that Martha and I have been married to each other! Weve added two ki
Andy Rooneysurprised Cbs Let Him
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though right... AMEN, ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney!! Andy Rooney said this on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts f or a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ? I think that i
Need Opinions!
Its been awhile since the last time I blogged. I guess you could say things are going pretty well, I'm still a little confused on which job to take since my part time job just threw me a surprise b-day party and got me a small gift. I love the doctor I work for, and I've learned so much in the last couple of months but financially full time is what I need. The full-time job offers advancement opportunities and more money. The doctor's office pay is ok but not alot and only 16 hrs a week unless someone takes off for vacation or is sick. There will be a raise next month and maybe after a year but in the long run not as much money as the full-time job. So I'm pretty much stuck with what to do???????????
May You Always
May you always bloom in sunshine. May you always smile in rain. May you always walk in laughter. May you always find God's strength in pain. May you always find joy in friendship. May you always judge wisely. May you always have peace of mind. May you always be loving and kind .
Friends Need Help Can You Help Please!!
this friend needs some comments ,come on people help out if you can much appreciated!!! do not click on the pic please use link above thank you for all your help and stopping by much love jim
Intelligence And Depth
You want to know, don't ya??? Go ahead, People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway... LIFE IS GOOD! This was wrote by my good friend Jazzy. WOW! He knows how to put it!! I envy his eloquence, but proud to have such an intelligent friend!!!! Please visit his page and show him love :
The Pest Intro
For Those That Didn't Know....
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5 really important Questions: Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know!
Darklord Manor
Are you bored? do you need something to do? Come see us at Darklord Manor ~Drama Free ~Great Music by Psychotic Radio ~Great Friends Cick this pic to come join us Click here to see the owner DJ LORD DANTE: OWNER OF DLM ~~FU-HUBBY TO MiLady Fatzke@ fubar Click here to see the co owners DJ NICCI~*~CO~OWNER OF DARKLORD MANOR~*~EVIL ANGEL@ fubar This bully made by {also a co owner} ~*~DJ KASEY~*~CO-OWNER @ DARKLORD MANOR~PSYCHOTIC RADIO'S BUTTON~FU-ANGEL~@ fubar
Contest Hoax!!
In Your Bed Survey
So just how kinky is your sex life Take the Hot Lady Kink Test ! To find out, answer all questions as truthfully as possible.1. If you had a choice as to how often you would have sex, would it beAs often as every dayA few times a weekJust a few times a monthNot too often - I have better things to do2. Do you masturbateAll the timeSometimesI've done it, but it's not my thingNo3. Have you ever masturbated for your partner while they sat and watchedYesThought about itNo4. Have you ever wanted to watch your partner masturbateYesThought about itNo5. Have you ever had a partner masturbate for you while you sat and watchedYesNo, but interestedNo6. When do you like to watch pornographyWhen you are aloneWith your partnerAll of the aboveI don't watch pornography7. Have you ever used sex toysYesNo, but interestedNo8. Have you ever stripped for your partnerYesNo, but willingNo9. Have you ever video taped yourself having sexYesNo, but willingNo10. What type of picture would you prefer to take for
This Is The Kind Of Music I Listen To
one kind, anyway... classified either as "doom drone" or "dark ambient"
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Pain is something we all go thow We all need help to get thow it Pain is not cool and is not something we want I know what pain is I get it alot Pain is the one thing we have to face But if we have someone to lesan on during the time of it Then do it talk to them and let them try and help Yes pain sucks and yes we cannot stand it but no matter what cused it ypu can always depend on me
This Woman Name Beccie Saying Crap!
Been Missing My Man!!
Hi I am Dee, live in Appomattox Virginia with the Love of My Life!! I am a Certified Corrections Officer!! My Love has been deployed to Iraq since the first of January and is coming home!! Gonna Rock Norfolk in a couple weeks!! Been gone too long! we both work for The VA Dept of Corrections! he is a Navy Seabee!! By the first of August he will be home with me for Good!! Waiting anxiously!! I like to meet new friends on the computer, acutally spend alot of time on here, have a MYSPACE page!! something to do!! anyways, Rock on everyone!! have a drink and enjoy!! I know I will be very soon!! Wildmans Southern Bitch!! : )
Who Really Knows Anyone
Those who say they know you only think they do. They see what you see when you look in the mirror. Your father's eyes or your mother's nose, or maybe even you see grandma's hair, but what really defines us. When I used to drink I would see something in others that I would like and pull it my world. I did this so often I would pull pieces of everyone else to create myself. As I get older I find that I don't even really know myself that well. If you were to ask someone if they know you what would they say? Would they say you were caring or thoughtful. Maybe they would say you cold hearted Bitch or that you are selfish. I thought I knew who I was and what I wanted but, I was so very wrong. Most of us think we get all our identities and traits instilled in us by our parents, however I find that some of this comes from them but most of it changes with time as we met and get to know other people that come into our lives. There are some real good people out there that bring out the best in u
Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have Or how accepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have, Or what kind of car you drive. It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are. Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have, Or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown, Or if your skin is too light or too dark. Not about what grades you get how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at 'your' sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will 'accept the written you.' Life just isn't. The Life
Thank God I'm Not Married Anymore
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." ************************************************* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Meet My Second Owner...
Meet my owner... Miss jujuBug the LuvBug Stop by her page.... Show her some Love!!!
If you want a salute from me let me know... taking requests for the next set :D
Let's Become Illegals!!!!!!
On Becoming Illegal. You'll love this! FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY! Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I
My Dad
My father, mother and sister are visiting. Ever since I have known dad he has always been a doer. He and I have always done projects together. Everything I know about tools I learned from him. He has taught me a lot. But he is getting older - turning 75 this year and he is slowing down. When I asked him to bring his chain saw, I didn't figure he would help, but really he was in the way. It has to be my fault. I am just not used to working with other people on projects anymore. I just don't watch out. So when I was cutting down a small tree and dad stepped in to help - I should have stopped what I was doing. Instead when he lost his balance when the tree fell, he reached to stop himself and caught the saw. Fortunately, as soon as the tree fell, I stopped the saw, so he caught a decelerating blade, but I never should have had the saw near him. I know better. He had minor cuts, some of which required stitches, but none were very deep. He should be fine in time, b
A gentle nights breeze sets the perfect mood. Rubbing his hands cross her body skin so smooth. Lips shine like fresh chrome. Make love to you all night and hear you moan. Turn out the lights and spark the candle. with a soft but firm grip her body he handled. Just enough light to see that angelic face. He leaned over to her and got him a taste. Stared in her eyes as she drew him in. In and out, up and down in a continuous motion. Slow passionate strokes and soft moans she cried. So good they both closed their eyes. Switchin to new positions the sex got more intense. Sweat beadin off their bodies as he commenced. He clenched her ass and sucked her perked breast. Gave her what he got put her body to the test. She cries louder and he begins to grunt. So wet the juices dripped from her cunt. Bitting his bottom lip as he goes deeper. I love you and a kiss nothin gets sweeter. Nails in his back and eyes in the back of her head. Sexin so hard body prints are left in the b
A love pure as air. But in a situation unfair. I live a fantasy in your presence. But lost without your essence. With you I'm a King. Without that song doesn't sing. The best part of me I know. So far away my heart I can't bestow. My odds always even with you there. I sit here alone only half of a pair. Perfect symmetry everything is complete. Without you my love has nowhere to secrete. With you my heart is right but beats left. Till you come home I'll be Holdin My Breath
im sick of this site,its time t say adieu.if you really have something important to say,you know how to find me,if not feel free to delete me and save me the time and fuck the us navy,and especially fuck va beach
GOTTA LOVE A DRUNK!! A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir? 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies. The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it ' 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself? ' Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out. ........ 'Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember, if you smoke after sex youre doing it too fast. - Woody Allen Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. - Swami X When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95 a minute. - Author Unknown Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - WoodyAllen Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that its almost breathtaking to the point you feel you cant take it. And at this moment youre a part of them. - Author Unknown Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy - Steve Martin I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. Elton John. A terrible thing happen
A Males Christmas List
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his minorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice!
To him I am perfect. I'm not though. I am...... Too emotional. Too independent. Never seeing what he sees in me. Too selfless. Stubborn Passive Giving and to bind to see the love he has for me. Maybe,that is what he sees as perfect.
Fathers Are Not Just A Paycheck - Wkyc-tv3, Cleveland Ohio
Fathers are not just a pay check!!!!!!! CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio,, 440-388-4023
New Lounges
You know somehting occured to me today as I was sitting here in fubar trying like hell to promote my new lounge to no avail. That several of the people have commeneted to the effect of oh its a new lounge it isnt that big yet. How did all the lounges here start out just like mine brand new with no members. Yet people forget we all started somewhere. All I am saying here is dont just say oh o not another new lounge go and check it out you never know you might actually like it. There is an old saying Dont knock it til you try it come on men and ladies give the mew lounges a chance just as someone gave the established ones a chance too.
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Love Is The Greatest Feeling
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart,My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
101 Ways
1. Tell the other person that you love them 2. Give or get a hug 3. Make sure the other person feels important and respected 4. Kiss when people are looking 5. Kiss when people aren't looking 6. Tell the other person that you care 7. Hold hands 8. Go for a long bike ride 9. Give a special present 10. Be there when they need a friend 11. Spend time together 12. Go to see a film 13. Walk arm in arm in the woods 14. Make a special tape of love songs 15. Talk about your feelings 16. Share dreams with each other 17. Snuggle up together 18. Sit together in the park 19. Take a walk together 20. Go out for a meal 21. Have a picnic 22. Play a game of frisbee 23. Give compliments 24. Relax in a jacuzzi 25. Go swimming 26. Just be close 27. Go shopping for food 28. Cook a meal together 29. Touch each other in a loving way 30. Do homework together 31. Plan and go on a trip together 32. Throw a par
How To Do Ribeye Steaks On The Barbecue Grill
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Law Enforcement Officer
basically im feeling more and more stronger to be one lately. This disturbing incident happened to me a few days ago, and the way they handle was very nice, polite, professional, and i really appreciate that. I was impressed. Ive always had a thing for them, and i once wanted to be an ASPCA officer (basically an animal cop). But being a japanese citizen, i dont have a right to be one in the US. I dont even know too much about them or if i even qualify to be one physically/mentally, but ive always thought about it. Even if i were to somehow get a US green card and then as a next step, take a citizenship test to be one, I would probably be too old to be one.....or wouldnt I???
I Want To Be Your Suga Mama
BeyonceSuga Mama Music Video Codes By Music WELL I HAD TO DO IT AGAIN............ GUESS WHO ENTERED
The Chase
It is to late because I am gone you should have listened to fate you had your chance so I took a stance and I moved on I gave my heart to another and now you want to bother is it all about the chase working at your own pace figuring I would be there when you were finally ready standing in the corner holding steady when it comes to you I no longer become unglued
Searchinr For Friend
hello guyzZZZ!!! well im lookin for some hotstuff that could turn me on!!!!! wanna see me? im online olweiz...
I Wonder
as i lay here alone an hear the rain outside of my window i wonder if ill ever find happiness the joy of that one special ladie that i can call my friend my lover my everything my true love i wonder if a love like this is real an if ill ever find that kinda love i wonder by cleon i wonder
Lynne My Fu-owner Check Her Out She Is Awesome R/f/a
MY FU-OWNER CHECK HER OUT AND SHOW SOME LOVE R/F/A/HER !!!! come on ppl check out my owner she is awesome and show her some loving R/F/A her,,,,, tell her aussie sent ya thx heaps!!!!!:D click the pic below and show some love!!!!! ''~Lynne~ Diva Mafia ~Owner of NOVA~ ☠J-S~FU-WIFEY to FU-DADDY~#50''@ fubar
Just An Update
Well, for those who have not noticed, I have not been around a whole lot. What can I say? It's life. It's my life, not a lot of a life, but it's mine. I have been doing a lot more MWR stuff. MWR is the services that are provided by the Military for Morale, Welfare, and Recreation. I have been going to the gym. I'm back down in the 180s. I have been playing a new Xbox 360 game, NASCAR 09. I even bought a wheel for my Xbox. I have also been going to the pool. More so to work on my tan than to swim. I looked at myself compared to some, and I am kind of pale. I would do more swimming, but I am embarrassed with my lack of swimming skills. I start swimming lessons on Wednesday evening though. I have asked a few times and they kept saying come back on this day and ask. We don't have an instructor. Well, I asked yesterday, and they had two new lifeguards that were there, and they said, we offer classes from 0500 to 0700 Monday through Friday, and also on Wednesdays. W
32,000 To Insider! Plz Help!
I know everyones bored! I just know it! So heres something to me get this man leveled this morning! Sure theres no hh, but so what? Give you something to do anyways..:P Hugs and kisses! Basil, Leave me a voice message@ fubar
Luau Auction...u Wanna Own Me..come Get Me!!!
The Luau Auction is now in full swing! Click On The Picture To Bid On Me....And Don't Forget To Rate My Photo As Well!!! Happy Bidding and May The Best Person Win!!! Make Sure You Go Show The Lovely Hostess Some Love!! She Is Also In The Auction So Go Bid On Her As Well!!! Your Ultimate Desire & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar
This Sounds Alot Like Me
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the park more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you. I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you. I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms. I'm the girl who never wants to forget all the sweet little things you do for her. I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have. I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a k
My Beautiful Best Friend!!!!
Go To Hell With Your Contests
Maybe I should have pointed this out earlier. I apologize for not saying it sooner... But FUCK YOU and your stupid contests. Do not post advertisements on my Goddamned profile. I'm not your personal Goddamned billboard. FUCK YOU. Do not post shit asking me to "bomb" your fucking pictures. FUCK YOU. Do not send me friend requests asking me to fan/add/rate you. FUCK YOU. Fuck you and your NEED for points. It's a fucking website. It means NOTHING. Get the fuck over it. I do not want to "own" you. I do not want to fu-marry you. I do not care about your VIPs, blasts, happy hours, etc... I do not care what level you are. IT DOES NOT MATTER. I will not help you level. Please get a fucking JOB or take care of your kid(s). Don't like my thoughts about this? FUCK YOU. Block me. I don't give a shit. This isn't my life. It's a WEBSITE. The end. Amen.
Sticks And Stones
No matter how hard I try, God of patience and support, someone finds fault with me. I am mortified about the latest criticism. I can't decide whether to run away in shame or storm back and defend my actions, for I thought I was right. Criticism hurts most when coupled with ridicule, and i feel like less of a person for the tone in which I was addressed. Give me the courage to confront this, Lord, for it is not acceptable to be treated this way even when in error. Keep me calm, factual, and open; perhaps the tone was unintentional, the critic unaware of the power of shaming. Help me remember how I feel now the next time I find fault with someone. As I've learned firsthand with you the zillions of times I messed up, there are better ways to confront mistakes than with stinging criticisms that divide and demean. Truth be known, Lord, such abrasive manners say more about the criticizer than the criticized. Keep me from pas
To My Real Friendz
k i waz told to write this blog lol...i waz havin bad nite so im not leavin...i apologize & ty to my REAL friendz for stickin wit me especially Johnny Chimpo...yeh hes the man lol...thats all for now & ty
Do You Need Leveling Help?
Ok Bad Girls..If You Are Close To Leveling.. Let Me Know And I'll Post A Blog Here.
Easy Girl
One day i was browsing myspace like i do every now again and then fubar to see the same kind of girl posing nude for male attention she pretends to be tough to hide her feelings and she truely is a child. I thought once and for all she was done settling for one. Now astranged men her destiny. For what? Love. Sex is not love he doesnt want your heart or you face and gaze. He wants your pussy his own plush fuckker. She doesnt care nor understand. Her destiny? What is it? To be another girl without some type of morals. I dont care. People are destroying their own youth. I have been gone for a week and already i feel so much better , not hassled for gas money or cell phone bills. I plan on moving out being on my own. I need that so much or i will never grow up completely. Other times people wanna rush me or call me gay. Lack of sex means i am gay? Is that possible? Whos right is it to classify me? I am the girl who when you see her you wonder where she got her eyeshadow from The girl
My Almost Secret...
I almost giggle every time I get comments on my fiery hair. See, I have a little secrect that actually isn't a secret at all (because I don't believe in them unless it is to keep harm from someone). I have been red and brown on and off for most of my life...Yep, not a true redhead, sorry guys hope that doesn't dissapoint too much. lol. See, this time, I was brown because i had been growing it out and it is just easier that way. Well, when I rushed to Liz's bedside the first thing after she says my name is a question, "Where's the red?" She was very weak and that was all she could get out and it took hours and two of us to figure out what she meant. The next day she flung her hand at my hair and in an upset voice declared questioningly, "Red?" It was confirmed. One of her dying wishes was for me to go back red. Funny thing, I always change my hair whenever things become, too much...And they were...So this was one request I had already been considering. I bought the hair color and
I Should.
With all the cuntiness that's going around on the fu it's reminding me of the initials of my real name lmfao I C.Hunt. Yea say that a couple times and you'll get it..hehe So does that make me the cuntiest of them all? lmao
A Sincere Thank You
On July 5th, I posted a bulletin how I had done everything on the FU EXCEPT be the spotlight. Immediately donations began coming in left and right and in no time at all I was able to bid for the spotlight. Little did I know that was only half the battle lol. After a week of being outbid, I used my ebay skills (knew they would come in handy some day!! lol). When the spotlight reset and I got that message from fubar telling me I had won it, I so just wanted to scream. This spotlight could have never happened without all the wonderful friends I have made here on fubar. Especially without the generosity of the following people. ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Member of the Life savers family ~Taking a long Fu break!!!@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar BBICON@ fubar GodM
Ouch Ive Had These Since 11 Yrs Old
Migraines with Aura These migraines are rarer and typically have the following warning signs: Disturbance to vision up to 60 minutes before pain begins (the aura) Neurological disturbances that can include: Blind spots, flashing lights, blurred vision Tingling in the hands and/or feet Numbness Speech difficulties Weakness in half the body
Cindy Celeste Trip July/august Pt 1
Damn where to begin i got on the boat thursday where i got fucked on crew change was supposed to go to my regular boat the sarah elizabeth and end up on this piece of shit cat boat on the illinois river. next i bump heads first watch with the mate over how he was talking to everyone. now its more drama today he is bitchiing the other watch out for not laying a wire yet when i asked to lay it he told me my job is to tighten them not lay them this is going to be an interesting trip to say the least i got roughly a week and a half left with this guy and from what was said the next crew is going to be harder. time will tell. until next time on as the propeller turns.
Letter From Grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving an
From Redkid
mark, Your nickname from this point forward shall forever be Violent Bicycle Pump Enjoy and embrace it! Sincerely, RedKid
here's my midget !!! post your's too to get more points and have a nice day !
Florida Vacation
To all my friends. I"m going to be gone from tomorrow till next tuesday. So please if i'm not around this is why and dont take me off your friends list.
Need A Good Laugh?
check out my most recent mumm. See how a shopping trip mumm turned into yet another bbw bashing. I'm glad I read all that crap as if Donald Duck was saying it. lmao
Go Show Some Love
Okay, so.. I am the proud new Fu-Owner of this wonderful woman! I have known her for over a year, and I consider her to be one of my bestest fu-friends ever! Well - She is just over a million points from being a GodMother .. again! So go give her a fu-spanking ~ and tell her that BrattyBytch sent ya! If you have not yet done so, Please make sure to : RATE FAN ADD And then hit her pics (and stash) with some rates! Lucie in the Sky@ fubar This Bulletin Made By : BrattyBytch {Shadow Leveler}{Fu-Owned By ~Seamushardcore~}@ fubar We go together - John Travolta & Olivia Newton- Please do NOT post your midget on this blog!
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Love From My Fuowner
Okay, so.. I am the proud new Fu-Owner of this wonderful woman! I have known her for over a year, and I consider her to be one of my bestest fu-friends ever! Well - She is just over a million points from being a GodMother .. again! So go give her a fu-spanking ~ and tell her that BrattyBytch sent ya! If you have not yet done so, Please make sure to : RATE FAN ADD And then hit her pics (and stash) with some rates! Lucie in the Sky@ fubar This Bulletin Made By : BrattyBytch {Shadow Leveler}{Fu-Owned By ~Seamushardcore~}@ fubar We go together - John Travolta & Olivia Newton-
Gas Is High, But...
Today's Pat on the Back goes to the check out clerk at my little town's Convenient Mart. As I was checking out today there was an old man ahead of me paying for gas. He told her he owed "40 dollars and 16 cents". There are four pumps there. The clerk looked on the monitor and then asked him what pump he was using. He did not know, but continued trying to give her two twenties and a one. She looked again asked him one more if he was sure. This guy was about 90, mumbled as he spoke, and I made my mind up I would be careful and watch him get back in his car to leave. Finally the clerk smiled and said, "Oh I see. Sir, you do not owe $40.16. You pumped 4.016 gallons. You were looking at the wrong line. You only owe $16.26". He wasn't convinced, argued some more, until finally she was able to explain what the figures on the pump meant. I didn't mind waiting as she did so, because could you imagine him at some other gas station? The poor guy might go broke filling up every day. I did w
Lying there, our bodies entwined, What's this thing that we did find, The look in your eyes, the touch of your hand, You are the one that makes me a man. The there is the taste of your kiss, The way you complete me, I surely would miss, More than just passion, more than just lust, Keeping you forever I know is a must. You give me a life that is fine and dandy, The love that you give is sweeter then candy, You are the only woman for me, My love for you in my eyes you can see. Forever and ever there by your side, Showing the world with nothing to hide, As we lay here now under the covers, I know in my heart that you are my Lover. Lovers for now, Lovers forever, My love for you will never waiver, Know right now as you take my hand, That I will be forever your man. DQA
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As I Walk
As I walk As I walk in the light of day, I am often greeted along the way. By the wind in my face in my face, by birds that sing, by God's beauty in everything. As the day passes on, I continue my journey as far as the day is long. I come to my place of rest- solitude in God's comfort I find it as the sun begins to set. As the darkness of night over comes me, I know in my heart I will be comforted by thee. As I awaken with the morning anew, Returning to that moment of..... As I walk in the light of day. I feel the wind in my face, the birds singing their praise, and the beauty of God's grace- in all of is where I see God's face. written 8/1/04
Reason #10
Because, your deviousness thrives in my presence, and compliments mine
Online Time
Well now that I am working all week and some on weekends, I have to spend time with my family so I wont be on Fubar as much as I usually am. I have been really busy and so much is starting in a couple of weeks with my kids I will be on some during work on breaks and stuff but not alot when I am home. If I miss rating someone I am sorry, I will try my best to keep up with things. Thanks to those who are my awesome friends, yall are all Angels to me. Thanks Wanda
A Little Word For The So Called Little Boys Of Fubar
Reason #16
You're my Twinkie, and we both enjoy the Cream filling. Finger lickin' good, even.
Found A New Place To Play I am not a sales rep or anything...just discovered a place that is a blast...not for the weak hearted!
Spotlight Fundz!
FUBUCKS!!!!!!!!! He needz em! You know they're burning a hole in your pocket!! We'll be happy to help take them off your hands! :) RoUgH^n^ToUgH ~~~ OwNeD By Sweet Kandy Kisstina ~~~@ fubar Ya know ya wanna... He's accumulated a LOT of fubucks, but is just a few million short to get spotlight... Please send whatever you can his way! Every little bit helps! If you donate 250K or more, send me a PM and I'll make you a sweet pimpout bully! Made with ♥ by:Sweet Kandy Kisstina@ fubar
Blah Blah Blah.. You're A Dirty Whore
Ok, now that I have your attention I just wanted to update all my peeps in the land of fu.. on the goings on in my life. First of all.. at the end of May i met someone. He is .. amazing.. We actually work together and have known each other since March, but nothing happened until then. Its good.. he makes me happy so far.. and time will tell eh? Secondly, I got a new job. At the same place but it takes more time and less time.. if that makes sense. More thinking time, less time 'at the office'. I love it. The fat raise helps too. And lastly.. On Wednesday the 25th of June I had to leave work early for illness. I went right to the doctor and blah blah I had/have kidney stones. THEY SUCKKKKKKKKK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad! ZOMG.. it was awful times 400. So that Friday I went in for surgery. Recovery was fantastic and I loved not being in pain. THEN This past Monday I had a problem with the stint they put inside my kidney, so I had emergency surgery for that. Yea that sucked even wors
On Virtue
The individual, no matter the case can not merit a virtue on any account, nor can it in retrospect, this impart due to the human discrepancy. Virtue is merely contemplation on what or how the thought ought to be. The idea of virtue is conflicting in terms to the absolute, it is a human aspect. It is a symbol of emotion, and the human emotion acts outside of the absolute, or reality for that matter. Even logic itself is culpable of this. An absolute I will depict here as the role of chaos. Chaos in the act of, cannot be definite; nor can there be meaning given to it other than by giving it symbol connotation; even with this, there will require an absolute. Hitherto an additional discrepancy arises, this is a contradiction. Therefore the human contingency cannot be without contradiction as to the fact that the certainty of chaos in the human condition is in fact contradictory. Chaos is our order. Chaos has no virtue. Therefore individual is without virtue. Pay no mind peo
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Liars And People Who Need To Win
Too many people try so hard to obtain friends on fubar, and the internet. Yes, technology is great, but at what price? I have one friend who is in love with a different man every few months. her life is truly devistated on each breakup. I have another, who, in my opinion, does not put enough distance between "adult" internet activities and her children. I have another, that feels I over-react on the previous. Well ... who protects the children? That is not over reacting ... it is simply curiosity. This person also feels I was not interested in bidding on her, when she never told me HOW to bid on her. I assume the average person may respond to me something to the effect ... telling me ... hey silly, the message I sent you has a picture of me, just click the picture. Instead, I search thru her fu page; pics, blogs, ect. Then I reopen the last dozen or so mails she sent me. Not a word about a link; or description of HOW to get to where she wanted me to go. When I poin
To The Ladies Only Please!!!!!!!
Do you like to spit or swallow your man's cum? C'mon, I want HONEST answers here.
sometimes life sucks... the end
Wasabi Is So Yummy!
I got a gift card as one of presents. I am contemplating buying more Hot Wasabi Peas and Wasabi and Soy Sauce flavored almonds. Don't laugh they are damned good! Hot, spicy and incredibly addictive! Did I mention I am out???? Ha Ha bet no one will read this nonsense. Have a great week ahead! Now what else to buy? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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It's The Little Things....
You know, most guys talk about wanting to "Score" or "Get Laid" - but, here I am, a year after my wife left me, divorced, and sex is really not on my mind. It's the LITTLE things I've come to miss about having someone.. -Snuggling under the sheets on a morning we both can sleep in -Playful banter while doing chores -Stealing a little kiss while passing in the hall -Cooking together -Someone laying across my lap while we watch a good movie -Someone to tell my cheezy jokes to -Someone to let me know if my socks don't match my tie -A hand to hold in church -Someone coming up behind me, rubbing my shoulders, leaning down and putting her head on my shoulder while I sit at my desk when I get those late night work calls That's just a short list. But, that's what I'm missing in my life.
Cut My Heart Out
cut out my heart i can not take the pain any longer i want to end this life that i call mine let it be over so the pain will be gone forever cut out my heart let my blood pour out all over the floor let me scream out one last time in pain as the blood comes pouring out body cut my heart out ripe my chest wide open destory this body of mine i want to leave this world leave this body of mine end the surfering i have i can not take it any longer not another minute cut out my heart let the blood pour out of me as i slowly faint away from this world i have lived i no longer want to live this life i want the end to come my way so cut out my heart let my blood pour out all around me as i fall to the ground to live no longer this life that i have been living
Rape me she cries out inside..over and over again in her mind. Rape me take me. free me. Need.. the need i talk about . Rape, love and lust the wanting the haunting Am I fragile do I have the right to feel pain The wanting to feel suppressed to feel just to feel Free me..the escape from the twisted simple life Whatever makes you happy Time...stands still sometimes... A pause..a fork the road..which way...down a road that is safe and well lit...or the other which isnt so safe..and very dark. Aww yes..fear..and doubt of the unknown. How interesting...blow out the candle and live. One shot one chance...ONE LIFE!!!!!!!! Bring The NOISE.....All or Nothing...*smirks*..
R.i.p. Josh :(
Man dies in motorcycle, truck collision Published: July 11, 2008 Police investigate the scene of a an accident involving a truck and a motorcycle on Highway 730 at its intersection with Interstate 84 near Boardman. Staff photo by Sarah Britain The East Oregonian A man died Friday afternoon when his motorcycle collided with a flatbed truck on Highway 730 near Boardman under the Interstate 84 overpass. At around 4:40 p.m., Boardman fire and police departments responded to what they at first thought was a car fire, said Oregon State Police Lt. Greg Sherman. Later, he said, officers discovered a motorcycle was thrown underneath the front end of the truck. The truck and motorcycle burned until firefighters extinguished the blaze at around 4:57. The driver of the truck was unharmed. The Boardman Fire and police departments, the Morrow County Sheriff's Office, the Oregon Department of Transportation and the Morrow County Road Department all responded to the crash.
Work And Other
ok i work anywhere from 3 to 5 days a week at a nursing home so anyway this is what really pisses me off there are a couple of women that i work with that are getting close to retirement age and all that's fine and dandy but they act like such bitches at times it's almost impossible to work with them because there like i can do nothing wrong and what not and they like to get other people in trouble it just pisses me off. another thing is the people who run there mouths about things they don't even know anything about yes im pregnant yes me and my husband had a rough patch yes it's my husbands baby no i did not become pregnant by another man and no me and my husband are not splitting up know that i have that all cleared up im feeling alot better
I Want This Girl!!!
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the park more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you. I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you. I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms. I'm the girl who never wants to forget all the sweet little things you do for her. I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have. I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a k
I Want To Let Go! But It Won't Let Me
Goodbye My Love by ~demonika-demise on deviantART Anything is better than to be alone oOInvisibleOo by ~x-xLithiumx-x on deviantART wonder whats wrong with me ....... by ~BabyBoo101 on deviantART I am shattering in
Where To Live After Retirement
Where to live after Retirement You can live in Phoenix , Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced co ndensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 5. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6 The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! You can Live in California where... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get=2 0there rather than how many miles away it is. 6. The 4 seasons are:
I Made A Mistake & Must Now Live With It
If the Lord came to me and offered me the perfect gift for you I would have to tell the Lord it doesnt exist. It was already givento mefrom you. You offered me friendship along with a little box. That box contains a seed and a watering can. I dont know what that seed will grow into but I will do my best to remember to water it and see. Along the way I will make mistakes or just be stupid. I will get anxious before I should to see the first sprout. I have planted that seed in my heart. It receives its nourishment from your smiles. The first sprout has broken through. Although I cannot tell just yet what it will become, its promising
Gotta Love It
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Hi People
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphicsjust would to say i love my fubar friends and fans and im happy with this sight .so much love to my new family and ones to come ladyjokerjay...xoxoxoxo
My Midget
i am who i am and cant change that. if you dont like that then it was nice to know you
Mid-summer Night
I dreamed of this day, where everything was perfect and nothing could go wrong. It was a beautiful mid-summer night. We were in a dark secluded place and there we stood, the night was beautiful, the stars were plentiful, and the fire works were beautiful. There we stared into the night, you were with me. Dinner was amazing, the cozy restaurant was perfect. The pillows made it even more welcoming. As I sat next to you the world was perfect. Talking to you enjoying the wine, and touching ever-so lightly In a crowed room we were alone, no one mattered, I only saw you. I feel into your eyes and I did not want to leave. People stared, some wondered, it didnt matter. You were mine and I was yours, until the sun came up over the mountains.
I admit defeat.
Letter To The Editor
Letter to the editor We send our young men and women of all ethnic descents to foreign shores to battle tyranny, oppression and injustice for as Americans we live in the greatest country in the world. We treasure the our freedoms and have fought wars to preserve the our culture and way of life. Many have died because they believe in this. As a veteran and the son of a veteran I must Admit that that I too believe in this with a great since of national pride. I believe in what is written in the constitution the bill of rights and what is written on the statue of liberty. Something that happened a few weeks ago in a small Texas town of Pampa has caused me to be ashamed and Greatly disgruntled. A young hearing impaired girls was riding her bike on a quite little street in Pampa when she was struck by a drunk driver dragged several hundred feet beneath his vehicle that was traveling Far beyond the speed limit. It received a small spot in the local paper. There
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Tired Of Being Sorry
I don't know why You want to follow me tonight When in the rest of the world With you whom I've crossed and I've quarreled Let's me down so For a thousand reasons that I know To share forever the unrest With all the demons I possess Beneath the silver moon Maybe you were right But baby I was lonely I don't want to fight I'm tired of being sorry Chandler and Van Nuys With all the vampires and their brides We're all bloodless and blind And longing for a life Beyond the silver moon Maybe you were right But baby I was lonely I don't want to fight I'm tired of being sorry I'm standing in the street Crying out for you No one sees me But the silver moon So far away - so outer space I've trashed myself - I've lost my way I've got to get to you got to get to you Maybe you were right But baby I was lonely I don't want to fight I'm tired of being sorry I'm standing in the street Crying out for you No one sees me But the silver moon (lalalala till end
Walk In Beauty
Great Spirit
Great Spirit Divides Time
Guiding Spirits
Exit 2 Edens Erotic Zone
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The Soundtrack Of Life
YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1-Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2-Put it on shuffle 3-Press play 4-For every question, type the song that's playing 5-When you go to a new question, press the next button 6-Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: Coffee Shop Soundtrack - All Time Low Birth: Transatlanticism - Death Cab For Cutie Waking Up: American Television - Ben Lee First Day At School: Lollipop - Lil Wayne High School: Monument - A Day To Remember Fight Song: In Charge - Uffie First Love: Hey Jude - The Beatles Breaking Up: Surrender - Billy Talent Prom: Shadow of the Day - Linkin Park Losing your Virginity: If You're Gone - Matchbox Twenty College: Rule Breaker - Ashlee Simpson Life: The Scientist - Coldplay Mental Breakdown: Hells Bells - ACDC Driving: Breathe - Anna Nalick Flashback: When You Were Young - The Killers
New Site For My Fu-wedding
If you was invited to Okiniiri and I's FU-Wedding the Lounge for it has changed. If you follow the link posted it will take you to the new hangout and new wedding site. Thanks you guys for your support DJ Cryme Tyme
Conquer Doubt
Conquer doubt Are your doubts holding you back? The way to conquer your doubts is with action. Wondering about whether you can do it will not get it done. The only way to know for sure is to jump right in and get started. Avoiding the challenges will only make those challenges grow bigger. Instead, walk right up to each challenge, and the closer you get, the more ways you'll discover to get beyond it. If you wait until conditions are perfect, all you'll ever do is wait. Great accomplishments are given birth by starting from where you are with what you have. As soon as you start to take action, you'll begin to replace your doubts with courage and confidence. The more you do, the more insignificant and powerless those doubts will become. Stop wondering and start doing. Once you've done it you'll always know, without the slightest doubt, that you can. -- Ralph Marston
Crazy Rat
You're Crazy lyrics Ow! I've been lookin' for a trace Lookin' for a heart, Lookin' for a lover in a world That's much too dark Because you don't want my love, no, no You wanna sati-satisfaction Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ow! You don't need my love You got to find yourself another Another piece, another piece of the Action, yeah, ow yeah, look out Say where ya goin? What you gonna do? I been lookin' everywhere said I, I been lookin' for you Because you don't want my love, no, no You wanna sati-satisfaction Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah You don't need my love You got to find yourself another Another piece, another piece Of the action You're crazy, hey, hey You know you're crazy, oh my! You're fuckin' crazy, oh child You know you're crazy Ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ah,ah,ah,ah, yeah! Woh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,no,no No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no No,no,no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no no,no,no! Oh no, oh no, oh no,
Lets help AZ get spotlight I am offering the following for fubucks 10k= SFW Salute 50k= NSFW Salute 1 Million= Happy Hour If you are interested in helping me send me a private message.
Thanks To Summer!
Summer~Uk~Leveler~Brit~Bomber~4~Sarges~Badgirls ~Stalker~Of~Alex~Fu~Owned~By~Alex~AKA~CDNCYBORG~@ fubar Thanks to Summer (a fellow Sarge's Bad Girl) for the VIP for this page! I won it in the lingerie contest that the Bad Girls had. THANKS SO MUCH!
Thank You All
imikimi - Customize Your World I've received so much birthday love over the last few days that I can't begin to return it to everyone individually. Muah & hugs to you all. I'm glad to call you all friends.
Leaving Fubar
I will be leaving fubar. If you want my contact info to keep in touch, let me know. I will be moving from the area, so let me know if you want to keep in touch.
My Midget Lmao
Computer Fried
Thank you my Fubar hacker ya screwed me but moreso now I trust nobody and I am deleting everyone thats not a real friend. Now ask me if I care????????????????????????
Are You Affraid To Be Different?
On the path of evolution, we move from being a willing and obedient member of the group to wanting to take control over our own lives. This is a necessary but difficult transition. Andrew Schneider says, "At this point we are afraid of being ourselves. We are afraid of being unique and different. We are afraid of being individually powerful, and even successful. For all of these things stand against the old ways that told us that conformity was right and individualism was wrong." "For as long as we possibly can, we make a compromise. We try to live both lives - the dependent tribal life and the independent personal life - as contradictory and opposite as they are." "We want approval from others. We want to be accepted and popular. We seek this comfort to overcome our fear and feel more secure. ...So, at times when we conform, we dont feel the fear of living. But we might lose the new sense of adventure, discovery, daring and enthusiasm for life that the questioning and que
Check Me
You've Got A Way With Me ~shania Twain
I Need Your Help Please!
I am in a giveaway for ONE MILLION FUBUCKS AND A 25 GIFT BLING PACK! RATES count also! And the more comments you can leave the better.
Please Show My Owners Some Love & Help Them Level!!!
Please Show My Owners Some Love & Help Them Level! The Photographer@ fubar 112,238 Points to Insider Jb419~R/ F & dl wd h~ d w h & $m@ fubar 26,505 Points to Assassin Bulletin Brought To You By: ♥HчX♥wd b Th hgh & Jb♥ d w Jb♥@ fubar
That Time Again
Well since the day I left for florida over a month ago there are a very select few who even achnowledge me when i am on anymore so therefor i think its time i go through my friends list and do some changing and deleting!
Please Help Me Win Contests!!
Contest, for 1 Month VIP. Contest for 2million fubucks and a bling pack.
Account Feleated
There was a mistake made and my friends account was dealed. She starting over again was on level 22 please help her get back on her feet thanks to all Kristin~Asst. Promoter/Greeter Hells Revenge@ fubar
A Raise
Penis request for raise: I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public holidays. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after a brief work period. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your allocated position and often visit other areas. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always wear
Your Own Account
I ask everyone if you casually say hello or send a gift, that you please keep your account to yourself. I do NOT appreciate thanking someone for a gift by saying "Thank you Hun" which is something I often reply to gifts, only to receive a nasty "HE's not your Hun" as a reply.(Obviously a woman logged on to this mans account and was so rude as to read his mail..thank GOD I am divorced!!!) For me, Fubar is a place I go for entertainment and to talk to friends. My real life has enough of it's own Drama. I do not need to innocently be pulled into someone elses Drama.
One Of The Coolest Pimp Outs
A Man And A Woman
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the wiener smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father,'Daddy, what the heck was that?' Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It was only a bug, Honey.' The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said 'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?' Keep Smiling larry jackson
Mama Bear
:: mAMa bear //DUKES (im no dukes to you!)@ fubar BiBabyGirl ~KICK A$$ FAMILY OWNER~ Lollipop GUrlz Club@ fubar (this was the profile that I blocked for spamming) :: mAMa bear //... left you a new photo comment! :: mAMa bear //... rated your photo a '1'! :: mAMa bear //... left you a new photo comment! :: mAMa bear //... rated your photo a '1'! :: mAMa bear //... rated your photo a '1'! :: mAMa bear //... left you a new photo comment! :: mAMa bear //... rated your photo a '1'! ->:: mAMa be...: you're 57... act your age ->:: mAMa be...: i have lupus, i didn't ask for it, and i certainly didn't want it... but i have it, and it's amazing how other people can be some completely childish about it ->:: mAMa be...: ya know.. i've been called much worse by much better :: mAMa be...: lmao yeah you have an illness its called HIV you dirty skank. you have a nerve rating people a 1 when your fucking ugly as all hell and whatever illness you have i hope it fucking
Cum Luv Me Long Time!!
Ok So I Joined A Contest And Damn It Im Tired Of Not Winning! Its Seems To Me That Because Im Not In A Bombing Family I Have No Chance Of Winning! Well Please Prove Me Wrong. The First To 30k Gets 2Million Fu-Bucks And A Bling Pack!! What Are You Waiting For?
Leveling And Bouncers
Is there a point where you can reach a Level that the Bouncers will leave you alone, I have been on hear for years and I am now an assassin, you would think that at that level they would relive that I am a human and not a computer program, I mean come on now, I am sick of getting bugged by the bouncer every ten minutes.
Slap A Mime....youll Feel Better
i am off to portugal in the morning for 10 days...see you all when i get back!!
In My Next Life - Lol!!!!
A PENIS SAYS TO HIS BALLS IM TAKEN YALL 2 A PARTY. THE BALLS SAY "FUCKIN LIAR! YOU ALWAYS GO INSIDE AND LEAVE US OUTSIDE KNOCKING There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!.
MHE is short for Multiple Hereditary Exostosis. It is an autosomal dominant disease, which means there is a 50% chance of passing it to offspring. In short, it causes shortened stature, bone deformities, and multiple bone spurs. It is often painful, and one must learn their personal limitations. The bone spurs grow as long as a person is growing. Many times, surgery is required to remove a spur that is causing pain. The reason I'm putting this here, is this: I passed MHE to one of my own children, and as far as I know, he is the only childhood case in Oregon to date. I do not ask for pity, sympathy or anything else. I simply want others to be aware of it. I know my limitations, and still push myself to be a better, stronger person, both physically and mentally. My advice to anyone curious about another's deformity or difference: ASK!!!! You'll never know unless you ask. Don't be afraid to recognize someone who is different. Don't be afraid to increase your knowle
Midgets Go Here...
I would love to see ur midget.....
Rate Black Widow, My Fu-daughter!!
Rate This Pic!!♫ Dj BlackWidow ♫ If ya'll are my friends (and want some rates in return), go help this girl out. She only needs 40 more rates to win some shit. You don't have to bid on her (unless you want to, and believe me, she's a girl worth knowing), but hey, you get points for rating. Plus, if you send me a fu-mail telling me you rated her, i will go to your profile and rate at the very least 20! of your pics! How is that for a deal? So click that pic and go rate this girl!! This message brought to you by DJ AmberFire
Deadly Desires
DEADLY DESIRES Tonight there will be an auction for staff and all in lounge... THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING DA WARRIOR DJ KAIJAW'S PLEASURE NIGHT HAS COME BACK TO THE FUBAR PEOPLE OF THE NIGHT Think You Have What It Takes To Tame These Wild Tigers HERE ARE SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT WILL BE AUCTIONED OFF Meet our DJs NO LIMITZ aka head dj and co owner of deadly desires Faith aka deadly desires owner Warrior aka nolimitz main regulater and host and owner of DJ KAIJAW'S PLEASURE NIGHT Britt-A-Knee aka EARLY MORNING DJ if you got wood then she is your woman DJ CamV8 aka MID DAY DJ if you want to relax come hang and get sexy DJ Calico aka the one that the ladies go to cause his nick name is DR. POPPER come join the masses for PLEASURE NIGHT owned and hosted by DJ KAIJAW bids will be going on at these times THIS WILL GO DOWN AT 11PM EST TIME.... 10PM CENTRAL TIME... MT TIME 9PM AND PACIFIC TIME 8PM PLEASURE NIGHT HAS RETURNED FINALLY
Hell Yeah!! It's Almost Time To Party Again!!!!!!!
HEY EVERYBODY!! I know Southern and I have been gone for a few months.(RELAX DBO71, EVERYTHING'S COOL) Apparently the cable people decided to shut off our internet against our will,,then again,,it might have something to do with me not paying them. (those bastards!) I think we just about got our shit straight and should be back in about a month. Thanks to everybody that sent me gifts and birthday wishes, I promise I will go to everyones page and thank you properly. We miss everybody and can't wait to be back on the air. (After all,,Intoxicated Radio does rule ya know! lmao) Sooooo keep checking our profiles,,and keep listening to Intox, or just go to (we miss you guys) and we should have something soon about when we'll be back. Peace Out and CRANK IT UP!!!!!!!! The Big Sexy one
Like Some Others Put Your Midget Here
welcome to put midget here have a great day Dale
22nd Wedding Anniversary
Hello everyone! The wife and I just celebrated our 22nd Anniversary this past weekend. We went camping of all things to do. We had to hike about 1000 yards with a dolly to reach the camp site. We were second guessing ourselves up until the point that the sun went down. We brought in our anniversary at mid-night by laying totally naked outside holding hands looking at the lake and stars. A very nice constant breeeze was blowing that we allowed to kiss every part of our body. When we woke up the next morning I made coffee and breakfast burritos to start the day off. We swam, and floated, and played Backgammon, and even went skinny dipping. Kim kept me in a state of erection all day, and enjoyed the "pressure" I was feeling. We had a family of ducks that adopted us and joined us on the camp site. They came around all day long to be fed. The little ducklings were so cute. We also had many baby rabbits that were on our site. We now have probably the best anniversary to
Darkness And Light.
- Truth or lies? Current mood: vexed Category: Writing and Poetry I sit here and think of you all the days of my life, sometimes I wonder what's become of the things I once knew.the things I now live with are strangely the same as memory's I know to be true, but somehow now they kill. days go bye and here I cry,it could have been different if not for my lies. The dual personality that is me kills itself,lies fight the truth but truth also fights lies,which will win??? All the time I once had now rings in my ears like a gun blast but I know I have to push, push the limits of my mind. cause if I don't I'll loose the fight. things seem to have no meaning anymore but still I know... there is so much more life to live,life that could mean more than the killing past. The pain inside is just the side effect of the lie,no more!!! Currently listening To Anthem for the Underdog By "12 Stones" "HERE'S THE LINK" THIS VIDEO IS ALSO BADD ASS
Rendered Useless...
it matters not what i say anymore... it never sinks through the layer of arrogance that shrouds you... how many times i have tried to reach out and communicate my needs i do not know... i have ceased to count. the world does not revolve around you, it never has, and i'm pretty damned sure it never will. you want me to trust in you, give me a fukin reason to... cuz as of right now that particular side of me has been rendered useles...
George Carlin On Age.
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun n
Crumbling Fortress
breaking this wall down is the hardest thing to do after years of fortifying against this cruel world i need to tear my sanctuary down all my scars laid bare before everyone so many years of pain and confusion i've died twice in my mind only to be brought back to life again with another fresh wound on my body born again into this world guided by your hand brought out of my shell by the sound of angels singing fell into the light again from the depths of a lost soul comes a cry of joy at last must break free from all my fears must break free from all my hate must let my wounds heal and fade away
The First Official Disney Goofy Cartoon From 1939
Heres a brilliant piece of animation history. Disneys Goofy character was originally called Dippy Dawg. He was re-named Goofy and this is his first cartoon under that name. Called Goofy and Wilbur, the cartoon was released in 1939.
The Biker
I saw you.... Hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see..... Me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you.... Pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see.... Me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you...... Change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see...... Me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you..... Roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see.... Me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you..... Frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see.... Me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you.... Stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see..... Me and my friends cut ten inches off
Chages In Friendships
Well I have never bloged my feelings before on here so I think it is about time to. I have met some great people on Fubar, some I have become real close with some are friend in a distance. It is funny how friendships change, some grow into great relationships and some just delete you from their lives. I had an awesome friend (well someone I thought was a friend) just deleted me from his life. He met a girl on here and she was not my biggest fan so she had basically told him he was not aloud to be friends with me. Why??? That is what my question is. This person I talked to on a daily bases either on the phone or on YIM we would just chat about our day or any thing that was on our minds. I was going through a tuff time with a break up and this person was always there for me to talk to. Now that this person has met a certain girl he is not able to talk to me and this really hurts. Other friends have acted like they were concerned for me during this hard time for me and now they a
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Stupid Power Outage
Grrrrrrrr not only did i not make Godmother (only 290,459 Points to go!) but looks like I lost my fubar member ranking as well. What the heck is up with that? Did that many folks level up etc yesterday? Ugh.
Small Fry Stuff
I Know Its Over
I know that this Journey that's almost been a year is over but I dont know what is keeping you from admiting it. We talk like nothing is wrong, knowing good and well that things arent the same. I'm ready to end it and i know you are 2, so why are you stalling so we can have this talk and be through!!! I'm tired of not getting a response back, my heart cant take no more, so please lets cut the Bull Crap.I'm going to miss all the laughs and times that we spent together but hey life must go on. I love you and always will and have your back until the end.
Check Out My Midget
She left us in a heartbeat I was so sad,I couldn't speak I thought about all the time we spent But to keep from crying I thought about where she went An angel came down that heaven sent And up to live with God my grandma went She is in a better place now Living a better life And she would want me to move on with my life But it is so hard I miss her so much I'll never forget How my life she touched
Onepotchef - Creamy Chicken And Scone Bake
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Be Different
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 Be different To make a difference, you often must be different. It takes courage and confidence to go against the grain of negativity that surrounds you, and such courage can bring great rewards. Where others see only doom and gloom, look for the bright glimmer of opportunity. For it is most certainly there. When everyone is looking for someone to blame for what has already happened, turn your focus toward the future. Exploring the current possibilities will create infinitely more value than arguing over past failures. When you encounter rudeness and irritation, generously offer your own polite and confident patience. When you bump up against the arrogance of another person, melt it away with your own sincere, self-assured humility. Just because everyone is heading in a negative direction doesn't mean you must go that way too. On the contrary, it's a valuable opportunity for you to set a positive example. In times of great difficulty and stre
It's Good To Be Last In Line!
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. 'I want to be gorgeous,' and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says 'I want to be gorgeous too' Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: 'Make 'em all ugly again.' NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE, BE HAPPY.
Steam appears as I run the hot tap, water ripples as it flows to the top. Theres a bottle of bubble bath on the shelf which I gently pour under the water while it runs. I watch the water get higher and swish it around to even the temperature. My clothes lay on the floor and I dip my feet in, the heat catches my toes and they go all red and stiff. I sit in the bath and let the water rush over me leaving my body feeling hot. Laying there I close my eyes and start to think erotic thoughts, my hands feel around my body as I let water roam free. With my eyes closed I listen to my heart beat which is strong and loud, my body tingles and feels heavy, I feel myself being taken somewhere else. Im wearing a black dress, and perfume that simulates every sense and fibre of his well being, I could sense his desires were welling up like a volcano, desires which seemed to of been there for a millennium. I could see he wanted me, he wanted to kiss me, he wanted to touch me like Id never been to
Excitement 2
Its a hard day at the office, I just wanted to sit down and relax. I loosen my tie and slouch back on the couch. My body feels tired and I find myself being taken away to somewhere completely unknown. The house smells of roast pork and hot potatoes, two tall glasses sit on the table with a bottle of fine red wine. I look up to find a woman dressed in a black dress, her hair was up in a clip wearing make up to hide her beautiful face. She walks over and hands me a glass, I watch her pour wine and then walk away. Theres a strong smell and I watch her place meat and potatoes on the table, walking over she pulls out the chair and I sit down. She watches every move I make, watching my body the way I eat, the way I smile, the way I watch her while she wraps her tongue round roast potatoes. I finished the last of my food and walked back over to my chair, I laid there relaxing with my eyes slightly closed. Hands glide across my shirt, they feel silky soft and warm, I sense a faint br
Part Four
She is now full and lies still in my arms, I feel her sensing my joy and love, which makes her settle. Placing her down, I go and sit once again under the tree with the first man sat beside me. We sit together entwined under the tree and I start to get those feelings that surfaced all that time ago, the electric surge that pulsates through my body has he touches me, his hands are still soft as I remember them, his breath still smoothes me when he breaths softly on my skin. The pure desires that ache inside clam to get out, to be released into his body and flowing gently like a calming sea. My eyes shut has I feel his fingertips touching me, caressing me making my body spin and my heart pump madly. I feel my body shiver and then a short sharp shock powers through me at high speed. While I think back, I look to the first-born and remember the creation that we made together. The journey will soon begin for the first-born and it will be time for me to summons the power of nature so
Well first of all.. had a horrible day at work yesterday. Was the worst day I have ever a long time. I ended up breaking down at my desk..cryin. The charge nurse told me.. I can only do one thing at a time..and not worry about it..but seemed I was getting slammed from everyone. I mentioned to her how i feel..just to hear shit from one nurse on how I do it all time to them..calling them over head to turn there lights tell them there patients need stuff. I went off on that nurse..saying, well at least its only me who does. How about sitting here at this desk..with 5 of you coming ..demanding shit. Plus the phones..callights..Drs..etc..wanting stuff. It didn't help that we ended up slammed with 9 new admits also. I was also working on only 3 hrs of sleep..since i went to poison/dokken concert sunday night. Anyways, after work..I did get checked out by my Dr. He said I had a cyst. Hes hoping it will just disappear. Why I been in pain lately. It was a pretty horrible
Good Bye Friends
just wanted to send love out to all my true friends i have made here .but i am leaveing fubar .it would seem a nice guy does not fit in here any more .to many people trying to take all they can and call it being a friend.i cant be rude or a hater so it is best i leave here .my heart is broke i have to go but will not be the butt of all the jokes or the games .so with all the love i have for my friends may u be well and get all u want in life .with love and kisses from the true of heart dragon .good bye and see u in the next life
The Best Poem Ever I Have Wrote
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep,I would tuck you in more tightly, and pray the lord your soul to keep.If i knew it would be the last time that I'd see you walk out the door,I would give you a hug&kiss, and call you back for just one more.If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,I would tape each word and action,and play them back throughout my days.If I knew it would be the last time,I would spare an extra minute or two,To stop and say "I Love You",instead of assuming you know I do.So just incase tomarrow never comes,and today is all I get,and Id like to say how much I Love You and I hope we never will forget,Tomarrow is not promised to anyone,young or old a like,and today maybe the last chance you get to hold your loved ones tight.So if you're waiting for tomarrow,why not do it today?For if tomarrow never comes,you"ll surely regret the day that you didn"t take that extra time for a smile,a hug,or a kiss,and you were 2
The Budweiser Story
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield, California.. After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York, Pennsylvania, and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack.. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His bo
Post Your Midget Here
Taking Care Of Business
I keep walking...I keep talking...but my hands tremble and my knees are weakened by life as it throws those awful stones. It's been a long year, so much pent up inside me, I haven't cried or couldn't cry when I needed to do so. But one more stone, and now my tears are falling and it seems I can't stop. I know things will get better and time heals. I also know what is a big hurtful stone to me is nothing in the eyes of many who are dealing with so much more than me. I am not asking for pity or I'm sorrys. Just glad God has given me a few special friends to walk beside me. And to those who have bigger stones, know that I am walking beside you.
The World Waits For Us
Thw World Waits for Us The world waits for us to be alone, so time can stand still. All that seems wrong, in this world, in our lives, are made right. For awhile. When we kiss my world is brighter, your touch awakens me. And in those rare times, when our anticipation unfolds, you complete me. It is like going home. the world waits for us, when our bodies entwine, and our passions unwind- as our hearts combine. The world waits for us. -Heaven(2008)
Greetings Friends...
So glad you decided to give my warrior side a chance. She can be a handfull. The first poem I chose I call Inviticus Invoked. I wrote it almost five yeras ago while facing my biggest scariest of the three major surgeries I have had so far. Not my best, admittedly, but it does what it is meant to do...Heaven Inviyicus Invoked You have no idea who I am try to count me out ignore mistreat abuse I will remain survive live torment and pain reside within laughter and joy seek shelter try to count me out regret deny pry I will survive love know my heart and mind reign and grow within knowledge wisdom intuition try to count me out try try try I will laugh as I walk away. bloodied but unbowed. -Heaven
seems as if people like my new screenname.look what i got today: new friend request from 'Dj_Lette...' received! and her full name is: Dj_Lette~DLS DJ~Juggalo Mafia~R/L & FU GF to Hot And Fluffy! Owned By PIMPSugarBear MCL!!! open! ACCEPT | DENY whoop whoop or something... oh and can someone please tell me what mcl means?
Why is it we can cure cancer but we cant figure out the human brain and why is it so hard to get help for someone if they cant see what is wrong? Mental illness really sucks.. and the system even sucks more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Most Functional English Word
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of we
Unwanted All that I did was walk over Start off by shaking your hands That's how it went I had a smile on my face and I sat up straight Oh yeah yeah I wanted to know you I wanted to show you ~*Chorus*~ You don't know me Don't ignore me You don't want me there You just shut me out You don't know me Don't ignore me If you had your way You'd just shut me up Make me go away No i just don't understand why you Wont talk to me it hurts that i'm So unwanted for nothing don't Talk words against me I wanted to know you I wanted to show you ~*Chorus*~ You don't know me Don't ignore me You don't want me there You just shut me out You don't know me Don't ignore me If you had your way You'd just shut me up Make me go away I tried to belong it didn't seem wrong My head aches It's been so long I write this song, that's what it takes ~*Chorus*~ You don't know me Don't ignore me You don't want me there You just
Click On The Pic To Visit A Sweet Lady
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The Mule & The Mother-in-law
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
R U A Bitch Or Just A Thief
If you were hurt by a person and that was person was trying to make amends. If you had no intensions of reconciling with that person would take anything from then? if so what does that make you?
We Never Expected
The Basics Of A D/s Lifetsyle And Relationship
Definition: [Domination] is the desire to exert control over a consenting partner for the purpose of mutual gratification. Now what does this truely mean for most....well its unfortunate but most out there take this to mean a power play....and that its not for mutual gratification only for there own...they do not take into account the other person that is there...thinking only of themselves. Now I'm not going to say that everyone does this...there are those that are true unto the lifestyle in which W/we live, and everyday is a learning experience. No one knows all there is to this life. But I digress in what I'm speaking of....I know most of Y/you already know this but its always good to revisit and refresh upon the basics otherwise sometimes W/we lose sight of things and lose the way. Now there are many different forms and ways of Domination...its different to each C/couple and how they wish to portray the lifestyle in T/there relationship. It can be as simple as so
is it just me or has everyone lost the ones they have fanned?
Unconditional Love
How we can trust at others and how we can be good friend? Some time ago, a friend of mine punished his 4 year old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the small child tried to decorate a box to put under the tree. Nevertheless the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said "This is for you Daddy. " He was embarrassed by his earlier over reaction... He opened the box and his anger flared again when he found the box was empty. Then he yelled at her: DON'T YOU KNOW when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside of it??? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, Oh Daddy it's not empty, I blew kisses into the box, all for you Daddy. The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and he begged her for forgiveness. My friend told me that he kept that gold box near his bed for years. Whenever he was discouraged h
Hello All, As you all know I was at Cruefest this past Saturday and it rocked. Trapt was up first and they did 2 of my fav songs plus a lot of stuff off there up coming album. They did Headstrong and Standup. Then up after them was Sixx AM and they started out with a part from Nikki Sixx DVD and they did Life is beautiful and i cried.(Yea a grown man can cry lmao!!!!!!!!) After Sixx Am it was Papa Roach and they also did my fav songs Getting Away with Murder. Want to be Loved Last resort and broken home along with stuff off there new album comming out. Buckcherry was up next they started out with Lit up and yes they did do Crazy Bitch lol i was singing it to GF lol. They also did Sorry witch I also cried when they played.(Sorry iam a mushy guy lol.) Then it was all that is Crue. They so rocked!!!!!!! They played all my songs that I love and Mick Mars is one of the most underrated guitarist of all time I think i never heard him live but listening to his solo'
Turning Of The Pages.
One Chapter has come to a close. Then another chapter has began. For the ones that know me and know everything that has been transpiring over the last year, I hope this helps clear up the foggy parts. For those who don't yet know me, I hope this catches some interest. We all have changes to go through with our lives. We all have someone or many people that capture our hearts and prove to be great additions into our lives with their friendship, laughter, tears, love and support. I don't have any regrets and I love every moment and opportunity that I have been given. I love everyone I have come in contact with. My daughter is my reason for wanting to become a better person. No wrong paths for me, just short cuts or scenic routes, and an occasional picture map. I'm a brunette that pays for the blonde and sometimes needs the $20 dollars worth of learning curves. This past year on fubar has been a wonderful, frustrating puzzle. I have found pieces that have fit together and pieces th
Do You Tel
if you know someone is cheating on there wife do you tell her ?/ or let them deal with it themselfs
Leave Your Midgets Here For Points
Faith, The Two-legged Dog
I found out about Faith from a friend of mine who loves dogs... Faith, the Two-Legged Dog(an amazing and touching story) This video from Montel is about Faith, a dog born with only two good legs. She learned to walk upright, and the rest... well, you can watch the video: For more information on Faith, her life, and how she has changed lives, visit her official website: Faith's Official Website
I'm Back!
Okay all I am back but not getting my hopes up just yet. I got a couple of side jobs a couple o weeks ago that netted me about a grand. It was enough to get caught up on the bills and the laptop. I still havent found anything permanent yet though. Heck I have filled out so many applications and uploaded my resume to so many places it's unbelievable. I just cant believe I havent found a full time job yet. I have been applying for just about everything. I have turned in more applications and resume's in the last 4 weeks than I have in my entire life before then. So over the next few days I will be stopping by all my friends pages to say hi and give my love.
What Do You Do?
There have been so many things goin on lately and I don't know how to deal with them. Sometimes I think I gotta be strong for the one's that love me and need me, but then other times I just want to lay down and give up. There seems to be no happy medium. I am filled with tons of regrets and unanswered questions and I feel very empty inside. I have asked many people how to deal with this and get over it and the response seems to be "You may not understand why things happen the way they do, but a higher being has a plan and he knows what he's doing." Why can't I beleive this?
Help Me Please
omg i need help! please help all you can and ill return the favor it will take me alittle bit but i will return it you all are awsome ty
Things I Wanted To Keep
TheDarkRaven29's Poems TheDark... My heart to your heart. Together forever, always and never to part. Tossing and turning. This love striving and burning. My thoughts and dreams of only you. Heart burning with love so true. Your words touch my heart and tug at my soul. Each day I thank you for making my life whole. I pray to God that apart we will be never. But if that happens please remember. Buildings Burn...People Die...But Our Love Is FOREVER!!! TheDark... Burning I bleed with a yearning and need. Your love a dart that pierced my heart. Longing to feel and wanting to tell. For you I would walk straight into Hell. The eyes so pure I see into your soul. Vowing an undying love thats true and whole. Taking your heart and holding it tight. Wishing for the time when I can hold you through the night. To subside your worries. To comfort your fears. To have and to hold for so many years. This I send. Giving you my heart un
Put Your Midget Here!!!!
This is really addicting! Click on a square and you'll get a trivia question. Answer correct and the square gets an X, incorrect and the square gets an O.
Sorry I Haven't Been Around
I was in a pretty serious car accident back around mid May. I'm just now getting things together again. Hope to catch up with everyone soon! XOXO Sam
Special Message For My Friends
a href="" target="_blank" style="color:red; font-weight:bold" >SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE! I'm leaving for Texas Thursday early. treat each other well while I'm away and bright faery blessings upon you all! Crissy Lynn
I Love My Job.
Sent: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 6:54 pm Subject: question Hi (name removed), I'm confused about something on your resume... you show that you have a couple of certifications, and they are certifications that don't actually exist. Microsoft does not offer Java certifications, it's a Sun Microsystems product. And just to make sure that I was correct, I did research this and can not find anything at all regarding Java certifications through Microsoft. Microsoft is a competitor and offers certs on .NET, but certainly not on Java. Can you tell me where you took these certifications and provide contact information so that they may be verified: Completed Microsoft Certified Java Developer I Completed Microsoft Certified Java Developer II Thank you! _________________ his response: __________________ Sorry I just added these certifications to look better. I do know J2EE since I have done it for 4 years. __________________ HAHhhahahhAHHAHAHAHHA. I love my job.
Big Daddy Up For Auction!
"> Hey Everybody! DJ BigDaddy is up for acution! He is offering: 1.) Rate all pics 10's for a month 2.) Sfw salute 3.) Daily Gifts and drinks for a month 4.) 50 photo comments a day for a month 5.) Add to top friends and family 6.) Add to yahoo If a VIP, HH or Bling ect. is offered 1.) Link to you page on mine 2.) Personal Phone call if wanted 3.) Pimpout bulletin Click here to check him out and bid!
My Midget
Want 100 11's?
I have a great friend that wants to get spotlight for her birthday which is Friday. She needs lots of help. So I am asking if you can help her. It doesn't matter if its 1000 or 100,000. Most people want something for helping so here it is.... I don't have a lot to offer because I am not buying a HH, VIP or bling. But I can offer my 11's. Whoever gives Imagine the most in fubucks through Wednesday night will get 100 11's(if you have 100 pics that are not nsfw). If the person giving the most gives over 500,000 I will give 3 days of 100 11's (providing you have enough pics not nsfw). I know its not a lot to offer, but I am just looking to help a friend. If you don't have fubucks to send her, just fan, rate, and add her. She is a great person! Thanks!
Easyrider Needs Ya!! Check Out What He's Giving Away!!
Easy Rider is in a contest and needs your fu help!!100 comments to his picture = 7,000 fubucks 200 comments to his picture = 15,000 fubucks 300 comments to his picture = 22,000 fubucks 400 comments to his picture = 29,000 fubucks 500 comments to his picture = 50,000 fubucks How you get paid is private mail him when you are done and he will forward you the fubucks. Click on this pic to go help out...Thanks bunches!! Created by:~Ms Taz~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~@ fubar
Future Dream Man
Make sure you life is stable, be happy with yourself, has much respect for you, excepts who you are as a person, don't try to change you as a person, lots of laughter and happiness, treats you like a real women should treateed, good communication, most of all be honesty, don't lie, say what you feel with love and understanding!!! Good luck!
Pray For Katelyn
Hello Surgey date is Aug.22 pre opp is the 6 But God is going to heal her before her surgey. With God all things are possible. Kevin & Theresa & Katelyn PRAISE THE LORD Theresa is my co worker at Walmart. Her Daughter Katelyn is 4 years old. Her bones have fused around her brain, Please keep her in your Prayers Thank you
Hott Beaver
ive seen people beg for blasts and tickers and other things to get attention, but this chic here...HOTT BEAVER....yeah...shes got pls be my fan pls crush me in her status...well ok, im bored lets see if shes as hot a beaver that she thinks she is... nothing in her photos is viewable except a default pic that you can barely see her face and some random internet pics. all 1600 some odd pics in her albums are private. wtf?
How Do You Treat Yours
I ran into a stranger as he passed by, 'Oh excuse me please' was my reply. He said, 'Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you.' We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. 'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, 'While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spoil the surp
Be Different
Be Differentby Ralph MarstonTo make a difference, you often must be different. It takes courage and confidence to go against the grain of negativity that surrounds you, and such courage can bring great rewards..Where others see only doom and gloom, look for the bright glimmer of opportunity. For it is most certainly there..When everyone is looking for someone to blame for what has already happened, turn your focus toward the future. Exploring the current possibilities will create infinitely more value than arguing over past failures..When you encounter rudeness and irritation, generously offer your own polite and confident patience. When you bump up against the arrogance of another person, melt it away with your own sincere, self-assured humility..Just because everyone is heading in a negative direction doesn't mean you must go that way too. On the contrary, it's a valuable opportunity for you to set a positive example..In times of great difficulty and stress, choose to be a beacon of
Ok Time Is Almost Up
Just Cant Understand..
why does anyone care what they famous stars are doing? who they hooked up with.. where they live.. what does there baby look like.. are they pregnant? who's in rehab again? omg its so annoying to hear this crap on t.v. everyday and its even in the regular news now.. why.. i want the news.. like whats going on in iraq or afganistan.. who really cares what she or he wore to the dam oscars or any of those other stupid award ceremonies. why are people obessed on this.. to me its just insane how much our minds are being worped to believe we must know, inorder to become important in this world. if we dont know or follow we are outted out. so what.. i am not going to max my credit cards, in thousands of dollars indebt just b/c i must have that or i will not be.. i'd rather know my bills are paid and i can provide food and shelter for my family than how many shoes are in my closet or are my clothes in style.. is my tv big enough.. does my car got leather seats and the best system. what
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Maps Birthday Bully!! :)
Its his birthday today!Yep, & hes my hubby {fu-hubby that is}!You should definitely take the time to go and show him lots of lovins!Hes a big sweetheart & always up for meeting new people!So if you could take 2 seconds of your busy to day to check him out that would be awesome!Be sure to rate, fan & add him& definitely dont forget to tell himhappy birthday!!!Oh, & tell him his wifey sent youhehe :)Just click his picture!! MAP IT OUT Hubby to DJ Freak@ fubar Oh and coming from the wifey herself!!happy birthday honey!!!hope you are having a great one!!! This birthday bulletin has been brought to you by: the one & only DJ Freak™ DJ Freak Wifey to my gorgeous Liberty!♥ & to my sexy MAP!♥@ fubar
Just got back from seeing this movie w/ my niece and nephew. has to be the best movie from Disney/Pixar since Toy Story 2. not a whole lot of talkin in this one. Wall*e's actions do most of the speakin. the CGI graffics have greatly improved over the years. if you have kids, i recomend this movie. even if you dont have kids, you should see this movie.
What have i ever done to anyone i work with to get my car sister dumps someone who i gotta work with over the week end and next thing you know i go to work yesterday...(monday) to work a 12 hr day and go to leave and see somone did i gotta pay for it....ugh...i hate him...even tho i dont know if it was him for sure but hes the only person i could see doing it....
History Repeats
History repeats every few years or so, so pay attention. Otherwise, you'll find yourself with uncertain deja' vu. 3-29-03
Volume Li - Numb
I exist... I persist... In becoming motionless. I exist To resist Feelings of pleasure and wickedness. I cancel out the visions of the world Removal of the presence of mankind Enter nothing but black emptiness And return the inner peace I seek to find. Gone are the cries of misery Dead is the laughter of children's play Ceased are the hymns of solace All shall be banished from me today. Creation's footprints Are cast aside Destruction's remnants Now lay astride. I now lay forever numb To all faith and fear As I will now succumb To the namless ones here. I exist... To form a tryst... With unconsciousness as it becomes me. I exist... Do I exist? This concept is foreign to me.
What Your Eye Color Tells...
Black eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best
R U The One?
How do I know that you're the one? How do I know that you're not just here for my looks? I want to trust you... I want to love you... But how do i know that you are different from them? I guess life is full of surprises And I have to live day by day...
Silent Ranks
Have you ever just sat back and wondered what it would be like to have someone you care for be here one day and then next be across the county or on the other side of the world? Barely ever hearing from them and dealin with jealous people running their mouths. Its the hardest thing for a person to do. But when you fall for a soldier theres nothing more that can be done. When he gets deployed or relocated all you can do is sit back and wait for the time when he gets leave again. The days are long but nights are even longer. Not knowing what is going on with him or if hes okay...Praying each night that God will bring him home safely. Wishin every minute of the day you could just reach out and touch his face or even just hear his voice. Not knowing for sure when the next time either will happen. Just being strong enough to hold on while hes so far away is hard. But then you get people who dont want one of you happy and you have to deal with it almost totally alone because you do
Is every damn guy the same? They all think about one thing...And one thing only...
Don't Go Away, Just Yet, Please
I wrote this one the day Liz told me she was going to die. Today my grief was almost too great so I share this now... Dont go away, just yet, please. By: Heaven March 23, 2008 I hear your weak voice and my heart cries. You are too young to die. Once, you and I had been so close, You gave my teen memories a reason to boast. Time had a way of keeping us apart, And life without you is bleak and dark. Now we chat almost every day, And for you every night I pray. Dont go away, just yet, please. I find myself on my knees. To lose you I will not accept, What else can anyone expect? To bow down is not my way, So I beg God to let you stay. Let her stay here as long as it takes, until there are no more medical mistakes. I plead with every last bit of myself, To get a dose of miraculous help. Until that day comes I will not break, I wont show weakness, for both or our sakes. So, Dont go away, just yet, please. For someday Ill have nothing leftbut to weep.
I Miss You
7/15/08 I miss you uncle Zaney you were my everything my bestfriend my dad my uncle I dont know what im gonna do without you I miss and love you so much but look at me now Uncle Zaney you niece is turning 21 just wish you could of been here with me for it I know your up there watching over me Im lost without you I love you and miss you love your baby Niece Channelle
He never heard the click of a turning doorknob, nor the squeaking sound of a door opening and closing. The omnipotent sandman has cast a spell on him, and he was long gone into the land of nocturnal escapades. She quietly crept up to the foot of his bed on her soft velvet feet and planted herself on the edge without disturbing his sleep. Staring at his peaceful baby-like facial expression and watching his chest rhythmically rise and fall, she slowly lifted the corners of her mouth in a cold animal smile, exposing sharp canines.
So True
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen!" God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuu
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THE 6 BEST SMART-ASS ANSWERS OF 2007: SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines.. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticke t and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.' (i dont care who you are, that's funny!) SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store ! but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you
Opening My Heart
I noticed, I have had some painfully truthful conversation with people recently to find them suddenly dissapearing. You know I have recently been having issues..sadness and pain. Nothing too major but I feel so heartbroken..but no one broke my heart. I do not understand the feelings. All the changes in my life..New bosses, moved, surgery, life altering events for people I love for the better...I just feel so open and raw. I know there are other things I need to do in my life..but lately it has been so hard to stay focused. Sleep doesn't happen like I need and I just feel upset. I hope this passes soon.
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Happy Ann. Momma Duck
Colour My World - Chicago Happy Anniversary Diana & Don 35 years..lets show her some Fu-luv click on this pic to take you there mommaduck This congrats is brought to you by your friends in The Friendship Circle (repost of original by 'Mk-l-ȥ ~{r h rw}-r h rЧh rl'' on '2008-07-15 22:07:59') (repost of original by 'mamaduck/Proud Member of The Friendship Circle' on '2008-07-15 22:18:09')
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Mommaduck Anniverary
Colour My World - Chicago Happy Anniversary Diana & Don 35 years..lets show her some Fu-luv click on this pic to take you there mommaduck This congrats is brought to you by your friends in The Friendship Circle (repost of original by 'Mk-l-ȥ ~{r h rw}-r h rЧh rl'' on '2008-07-15 22:07:59'
There is a story in everyone's life in all its glory and all its strife all the sadness all the madness when its quiet and peaceful when it's crazy and hazy when you feel like you are in a maze and there is no light at the end of your own plight there is always a story in everyone's life.
The Truth About The Im's
I added all da IM convo's, cause it's time every1 kno, dat I am not makin' dis shit up. Dis bitch don' kno what all he said bout her & what all he said 2 me. Now, she does. It's time 4 Mysticfairy to take her nasty fat ass away from here & die. Stupid bitch, Guy don' wan' u. Can' u c dat? I really hate women like u, do u c how desperate he is. Tryin' 2 get ova u. Movin' on. He don' want u. He wan's new. Get da fukk ova him.
The Next Open Chapter
Well, as I sit here trying to begin the new life I know I must begin, I think Im finally unafraid enough to try. Note the I didnt say ready to, just unafraid enough to. Starting over scares me to death because as poorly as I chose last time, and where it left me and how it left me, Im not sure how big of a margin for error I can endure. All I know is, I cant continue through this journey alone. I have too much to offer, there is too much of me I want to give that to not try, to let it die like I thought it had, would be a tragedy. Esha showed me that my heart did still beat. But I came up with countless reasons to refrain from trying anything. I was actually afraid to kiss her. Tragic. But I chalked it up as a learning experience. And yet even after i had the dreaded "friend" label slapped on me, I still couldnt let it go. I was still fumbling around trying to make something happen although I knew how it would end. But as luck would have it, she met someone and that choice
We Wouldn't Want To Be Called Biased Now Would We?
So, it seems there are certain people who love to stick their nose in other peoples conversations. You'll be chatting and having fun in a lounge with your friends, and they'll start shit with you, as if you were addressing them, then turn it all around on you, all the while gang jumping your ass; and blame the whole thing on you too. They'll have you backed into a corner, while they are still kicking you, and yet when asked what happened, claim self defense (among other claims like a 5000 song list, yet they have selective hearing of requests, and can't get a song on for over an hour, blaming their download or something) I know that not ALL people on this website are like this, but this is just a small number I have given the cute name of 'the ass trips', meaning triplets...all they do is sit around and complain to each other, pulling themselves into other peoples convo's and then, when one of the 'ass trips' leaves the argument, another will jump in and take over, even though th
As Promised...
Ok kids, I PROMISED I'd start really working on the weight loss this week and I've kept my word! I jogged about 1 1/2 miles today and walked approx 1 additional mile. It felt damn good to get out and move! :) I haven't done any jogging in years since my weight got so bad, so it felt great to be doing it again. I'm one of those people that once I get started with jogging, I want to jog all the time! Anyhow, I did want to let everyone know that I have been true to my word in my most recent blast that I'd start workin' my butt off! I have to get the last of the weight off and reach my goal weight! Thank you so much to all my friends and family who have been so wonderful to me! You guys are the best!!!
Take Me As I Am, Or Not At All
Read my page, it pretty much explains who and what I am. Like me or not, it doesn't matter, I get attention either way. But I am not here for attention. I am here for meeting people, creating friendships and aquaintances, and having a good time, be it at my expense, or yours. Down raters, and haters don't bother me. And I don't need to belong to your lounge or club, nor do I need to be fu-owned or fu-married to be someone; I am me; individual; faithful; up front and smacking with honesty about how it is. Good or bad, accept it; "breath in/breath out/move on". It is what it is, and if I can't change it, I let it go and move on. I have met some really cool people here, and I read people pretty well. I like those listed in my top friends list, but I also appreciate and do NOT dislike those that can't fit, or are not in my top list. I only have room for so many, and I will be swapping people around to give everyone a chance to see, be seen, and breathe at the top ... and, yes, I have met s
there are just some things that you never wish would happen to even the worst of people....and one of the worst things happened to me when i was a kid. and for the last few day it has come back to haunt me. tonight for the first time in years i cant sleep because of it. every time i close my eyes to sleep i see that mans face, and my husben to be keeps telling that he wont ever let that man hurt me again but it is killing me slowly on the inside. i have snapped at him and every one else so much and so easaly lately that i had to tell him my biggest secret...we have been together for almost a year now and i never told him that, i feel bad but that was just something i didnt want to open up again but something happened and i flipped out on him and a couple of my closest friends so i let him in the darkest closet that i have been hidding from him and everyone i just wish that i could forget that it ever happened... every time that i have tried to sleep tonight i see that mans
The Fireman
This was sent out as a bulletin on my Myspace page. I thought it was such a touching story that I wanted to share it with all of you. :-) Enjoy! THE FIREMAN In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true. " Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a
well idk, it hurts real bad like i swallowed like 400 fire ants and then punched myself in the tummy and they started going crazy, like that kinda pain
Justice When justice stands still only the fool hearted, will contemplate pursuing even the most just of causes, when justice stands still, the brave only will seek retribution for sins committed against them and their kinsman, can any gleamse of sovereignty exist where justice takes a tea break, and when justice decides to stand still will any sanity prevail, where justice once stood still, can any unity ever be restored once upon a time the jews were slandered and abused but they had the courage to stand up and refuse, when justice stands still, the supposed saviours become the enslavers, who then will stand up to refuse for the people when justice stands still, the law makers become peace detractors, creating laws meant not to ensure harmony, but to bring woo to the masses, when justice stands still, they will seek to devour, those they once vowed to protect, justice stands still, the eleventh plague, not just a biblical fantasy, but a present r
Spanky Rambling.....
WOW....... Time goes by July 15th - my oldest daughter Torijean turned 13.. OMG.. She is getting so big too fast..She is now towering over me, yes im short. A whole whopping 5 foot. lol.. She is now about 5ft 5 and very beautiful. I remember bringing her home from the hospital just a few days old.. She was so small. Being 11 days early. Weighing 4#'s 12 oz. 17 inches long.. She was so little I couldn't believe it..She looked like a lil china doll. So small, fragile, petite. Like her mom I guess.. lol.. We got to stay in the hospital a extra day due to the heat wave we had that year. Wooohooo air conditioning!! When she was a year old she was admitted into the PICU (Pediatric Intensive Care Unit) for a hole in her right lung. That was the scariest day of my life. Seeing your child laying helplessly in a hospital bed with only a slim chance of surviving. Totally freaked me out more then anything i could have imagined. Her second day in the PICU they called the hospital priest
The Power Of Your Passion
The power of your passion Though the odds may not be in your favor, you can do it. Though the challenges are great, you can make it happen. People will likely tell you it's impossible. Even so, you can find a way to make it possible and to make it real. When it means enough to you, then you can do it. When you are willing and committed and persistent, you will get yourself there. Look within yourself and find those values that you most earnestly desire to express with your life. The things that are most genuinely important to you are the things that will power your achievements. When you can put the power of your passion behind it, you will create it. Make the effort to find and to know that passion, and there is no limit to what you can accomplish. Be utterly true to who you are. And fulfill your greatest possibilities. -- Ralph Marston
Thank You!...ken Aka Wolf Of The Night (shadow Bomber)
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For those who knew I was pregnant. These last couple of days I have been in the hospital. I was about 6 wks pregnant. It ended in a miscarriage. I'm doing good. Just in a little bit of pain but I'll do alright. Any questions about anything feel free to ask. Love all yall. *MUAH*
More Sex Means Less Chance Of Ed For Older Men
More sex means less chance of ED for older men Mon Jul 7, 11:16 AM ET NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - There's new advice for older men who want to preserve their sexual function: have sex, and have it often, researchers say. In a study that followed nearly 1,000 older Finnish men for five years, researchers found that those who were regularly having sex at the start of the study were at lower risk of developing erectile dysfunction (ED) by the study's end. In fact, the more often the men had sex, the lower their ED risk. The implication, say the researchers, is that men should be encouraged to stay sexually active into their golden years. Dr. Juha Koskimaki and colleagues at the University of Tampere in Finland report the findings in the American Journal of Medicine. The study included 989 men who were between the ages of 55 and 75 at the outset. Overall, those who said they had sex less than once per week were twice as likely to develop ED over the next five years
Women Arrested In Sex Competition
Women arrested in sex competition Mon Jul 14, 8:58 AM ET ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday. Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said. The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said. The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior. In recent years, Laganas has established itself as one of Greece's most popular destinations for twenty-something holidaymakers and is known for its wild party scene. Around 15 million people -- a fifth of them British -- visit the eastern Mediter
Hey everyone just so you all know I am just not adding people no more just for the hell of it. I am looking for serious friends who can relate to a conversation and share blogs and videos and things of this nature. Hope you all have a great day!
Did you ever say I love you And the breeze took your words away Did you feel them as they lingered Then slowly drifted on their way Did they journey long, searching for The distant love you hoped theyd find Was someone out there listening For words from heart and mind Did you ever hear I love you As the wind blew through the trees Closed your eyes and felt them there As they came quietly in the breeze Did you ever say I love you And hear it whispered in return Feeling your distant love beside you And the desire within you burn Did you ever see I love you Floating quietly to you with ease Wandering peacefully there beside you Comes I love you in the breeze
My First Hh Make Me A Godmother
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."
A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures hes referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and... He is interrupted by the doctor. And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear? Yes! Exactly! How did you know? Well I am the worlds greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes. Two weeks go by and the man is back. Well, how do you feel? the doctor asked. Doc, Im a new man! I feel great! I have
wow i was under the impression that i had some friends on this site. guess not. havnt been on in a while i even posted a blog and bulletin saying it and no1 even bothered to look. fuck why even bother no1 is going to even look at this one
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office:"Doctor,I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
Just One Question!!
Here's a question that I ask each and every one of you for your own take and deducted spin.. Why is it so tricky, sometimes even difficult? Break my cryptic question down and translate it for me as you will..
Blow Job
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" she said. "Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you." "Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..." "At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it." "I've already said NO, and NO is final!" "Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom but
Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!" Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!" Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent. The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?" Paul says, "All over your back!"
Up For Murder!!
This is really to find out who would be interested. If I wrote a blog detailing Butterflykisses1973 exact movements on a particular day, who would be interested in murdering her? The idea is that you write a blog showing how you would kill her and how you would ensure you got away with it...alibis forensic etc. Try to make it the perfect murder. who is up for it?
Time For A New One.
Wahhhh! I went away for quite some time. And since a lot of you asked "Heather, what have you been doing all the time?", well I will go ahead and tell you. Let's start with, in the next 2 months, I will be moving into my own apartment with my HUSBAND. Yessir. You're young gal got herself married. Either way, all this time I spent away from here, I definitely realised there was less drama in my life. & yeah I know I got married SUPER fast, but it's something that was decided SUDDEN because we are made for eachother. By the way, to really keep up with me, or to continue talking/molesting me... my myspace is ♥/heather
The Power Of Your Passion
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 The power of your passion Though the odds may not be in your favor, you can do it. Though the challenges are great, you can make it happen. People will likely tell you it's impossible. Even so, you can find a way to make it possible and to make it real. When it means enough to you, then you can do it. When you are willing and committed and persistent, you will get yourself there. Look within yourself and find those values that you most earnestly desire to express with your life. The things that are most genuinely important to you are the things that will power your achievements. When you can put the power of your passion behind it, you will create it. Make the effort to find and to know that passion, and there is no limit to what you can accomplish. Be utterly true to who you are. And fulfill your greatest possibilities. -- Ralph Marston
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This gentleman won me in an auction a few months ago. Right before I had a serious car accident. Anyways, I never did get to thank him properly so I'm doing that now. He is definitely my favorite person on FuBar so I'm happy to announce him as my owner. Please go and show him some 'McLovin'! McLovin ~~Back by popular demand~~Member of the JLM~~@ fubar Rate him, fan him, add him, send him plenty of booze. Thanks!!!! Sam
Oxen are the animals of agriculture and work. If you dream of oxen you may see yourself as wanting to return to a simpler, farm-based life, or that your work is never ending. Are you bearing the burdens of others unnecessarily or unfairly?
The Joys Of Being A Woman...
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Are We A Nation Of Winers????
Good morning world, on my first few min. up this morning while having coffee, I heard how good the high Gas prices are for America, the news now is trying to tell us that with hi gas prices as they are , air pollution will go down, it will curb the people of being over weight, and of course how much money it makes for a few people in the oil industry, or if you own land that oil is sitting on, I just have to wonder how many people will really take this to heart and believe it. but as Barnum once said there is one born every day, it also denotes how education does not really make people that much smarter. Here is an email I got this morning also , thought I would pass it on. Dear James, How's this for the latest Republican outrage? A few days ago, John McCain's top economic honcho called America "a nation of whiners" and said that we're only in "a mental recession." Are we all just imagining $4.00 a gallon gas? Were
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One Of Them Faces
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We're Not So Bad After All-lol
From: Love and Light Date: Jul 14, 2008 1:21 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: VixyDate: Jul 14, 2008 12:12 AM
Will Rate For Fubucks
As some of my close friends know I am saving for spotlight. I havent been out begging for them been working my tale off to get them and yes i have had some donated to me (thank you so much the ones that have). So this is what i am going to ask of everyone else if you want rates (which will help your points) PAY ME FUBUCKS and I will rate your pics. I am still not going to beg but would like some help to get the spotlight. Also if you want a bulletin made for the people who dont know how to make them I will make them for $25,000. If you want me to rate your pics for fubucks or make a bulletin send me a private email please Thanks Guys Liberated Spice
This Should Be Posted In All Schools
This should be posted in all schools and work places and at home! Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mes
I'm not saying I want my EX back but I would like to have someone in my life to share funtimes with besides my children. I love my children very much but there are times I long for the adult interaction and conversations. You get used to having someone around and then when your alone it hits you like a brick wall and it can get pretty damn lonely when you don't have a special someone in your life.
In A Life Time
When I was young and in my teens I dreamt of things to be The day I got behind the wheel Would set my spirit free. I knew the time would surely come Id hold that sweet diploma So full of dreams and youthful schemes The smell of sweet aroma. Thoughts of traveling the world filled my head Excited, could not wait Surely, I would find myself And come to know my fate. Into the working world I went A time to fill my cup. With wedded bliss, the one I loved This was my bag of tea A lovely home, children and a dog. So much was yet to be. The ladder of success, Id climbed Id reached my goal in life With no time left for anything My life was filled with strife.
Emerveille !!!!!
En un monde si secret, existe un pays Ou parfois s' panouit une fleure de pense, Quelques gouttes de soleil, une caresse de vent, Ainsi s' ouvrent la vie les yeux des petits Ainsi je suis ne, sous le ciel d' Emerveille ok, for the ones who don't read French... In such a secret World, there is a country Where, sometimes, flourishes a flower of thought; A few sun drops, a windy caress, this is how really young ones do open their eyes; this is the way i am born, under the Emerveille's sky these lines are the 1st page of a book i gave to my daughters, and i love it (we all love it)
Outta Here
okay, i hate blogs, and i generally don't do them, but this is a system wide message to my "friends" and anyone else on this site who may care to read. I am leaving this site and not looking back. I recently, very recently, had a VERY bad experience with someone from this site. My hsband and I were out at a bar having a good time when someone who saw me on this site came up to me at the bar and started saying some pretty damned ignorant things to me. my husband over heard some of them and wanted to take the guy's head off. I know he saw me on this page because of some of the references he made and my hausband does not know about this page, so he didn't catch on. Thank god, cuz otherwise I'd be looking down both barrels of a divorce right now. I joined this site for a little fun and excitement. but that was neither fun nor the right kinda of excitement. so for this I am leaveing fubar and not looking back. if ANYONE from this page EVER does anything like that EVE
One Day In July No I'm Not A Hero
i thought i better write about this some are starting to hear about it yester i was on the beach i gathered my stuff and gathered my gregory and started home gregory was tired and was wanting to be carried and i was tired too so i was making him walk and we were slow goin very suddenly just a block from the beach i heard this "grrrr" off another street and screaming and saw a lil girl she was running in my direction then i saw a big brown dog almost orange in color i just reach for the girl when he just bite down on my arm before i knew i had swung my foot at him and he bite down on my foot which knock him off balance i seen he was getting around to charge omg i thought remember my defense and he charged and manage to flip him he went rolling heard yelling behind me and then it was over he was running the lady called me a hero but what was i to do seem to be just defending myself but the lil girl was never touched then i realized my arm hurt looking i n
Musical Notation
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