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"The first of earthly blessings, independence." ~ Edward Gibbon (1737-1794) Independence. It's a big word, and one that held a lot of meaning for our forefathers who wrote the Declaration of Independence 231 years ago. It seems like a long time ago, but then it's so relatively recent compared with some of these quotes we read here, some dating back thousands of years. I remember when our country celebrated it's bicentennial in 1976. In my hometown, Brooklyn, New York, all the fire hydrants were painted red, white and blue to celebrate! I was just a little kid then, so I don't think I really understood the significance of that day. But I do now. Independence is indeed a blessing.
Moonlit Sky...
Moonlit Sky © By Mike J. Lasalle Casting its beauty Upon the golden sky Clouds glow in the dusk As I look into your eyes With harmony the ocean cries The sun is fading away The water shimmers In a crystal display While the darkness Of night flows into the day A symbol of love You take from my hand A rose colored red And we lay in the sand I whisper I love you With waves crashing on shore To breathe the air Off your lips As you softly tell me I'm yours Our hearts have found peace Under the moonlit sky Knowing forever in paradise We're holding each other Close enough to collide Like two lonely stars In the night
Ugh It's Fucking Hot.
and my boss won't fix the a/c.
The Soundless Center
Silence Of The Heart We spend a lot of time attempting to put the feelings in our hearts into words, to communicate to others our passions, our emotions, and our love. Often we are so busy trying to translate our heart’s roar into language that we miss the most profound experience the heart has to offer, which is silence. Every poem arises from this silence and returns to it. When all the songs have been sung, the soliloquies delivered, the emotions expressed, silence is what remains. As each wave of feeling rises and falls back into the silence, we have an opportunity to connect with the vast, open, powerfully healing wisdom at the soundless center of our hearts. Our hearts may seem noisy and tumultuous so much of the time that we do not even associate them with silence. It takes a sensitive ear to tune in to the silence of the heart, but it is there in each one of us, so close and so large that we do not even notice it. We can begin to become aware of it in the same way we beco
All Wolf Lovers
My old friend, Jeff,has asked that I post a blog asking all wolf lovers on fubar to add him as a friend. He is cleaning up his list and would love to have only wolf lovers there. Also, if you are interested in joining his family, he would welcome that as well. He is always looking for more bombers. Here is his link. Micaje Cikala Peta , Fubar Husband of, Oy'sa Watta Chee .Kingdom of Wolves@ fubar Thanks and much peace. Theresa
Messengers From The Wilderness
Weeds Simply expressed, a weed is any plant that grows where it isn’t wanted. Weeds are defined by their tendency to flourish at the expense of a gardener’s overall vision, and we tend to battle their presence in our yards. It is interesting to consider, though, that a plant is a weed only within a certain context, which is to say that one person’s weed is another person’s wildflower. Most of us have pulled at least one dandelion up by its roots and disposed of it in the interest of preserving the look of a perfect green lawn, yet the dandelion is good medicine, packed with healing properties and vitamin-rich leaves that are a delicious, spicy surprise in a summer salad. In the wild, there is no such thing as a weed because the overall vision is in the hands of Mother Nature, who accommodates and incorporates all forms of life. In nature, balance is achieved over the long term, without the aid, or interference, of a human supervisor. While one plant may prevail over others for a
The Purpose Of An Altar
If you didn't grow up with an altar in your home, having an altar now may seem like an exotic and unattainable idea. Yet having an altar does not have to be complicated or difficult, nor does it need to be based on a religion or a set of ideas that don't seem to relate to you. An altar can be a simple, personal expression of what you want to focus on right now. You do not have to build anything or take up a lot of space. You do not have to buy anything new or follow a complex set of instructions to create your altar. All you have to do is have a general understanding of what an altar is and the willingness to allow yourself access to this wonderful, ancient tool of transformation. At its most essential, an altar is simply a raised structure that serves as a resting place for meaningful objects. It focuses the eye and provides a place for contemplation and, if so desired, ritual. All of these elements can be quite simple. One idea for a simple altar is a pot with a bulb planted in it
Finding Meaning In Flames
Candle Rituals Most people unknowingly perform their first candle ritual at a very young age, on their first or second birthday they are able to make a sincere wish as they blow out the candles on their birthday cake. Since ancient times, candles have held a place in the ceremonies and rituals of innumerable cultures. Candlelight not only illuminates, but transforms the atmosphere. It can make a setting mysterious or meditative, invoke inward reflection, or mesmerize. The flickering flame of a candle can inspire focus, helping us concentrate on our hopes and dreams and snuffing out a candle can be a significant act. Because of this, the variety of candle rituals performed today are both the result of thousands of years of tradition as well as the innovation of many souls. It is just as appropriate to invent your own rituals as it is to borrow those used by others. Candles, both those assigned special meaning and the simple white variety, can be used in rituals of healing, gatheri
The Things I Love About You...
The Things I Love About You © By Nicole M. Goretzke Your eyes, they were the first thing I noticed about you. They captured my soul. In the first second You looked at me As a woman I was yours. Your smile, It lights up my life, Brings me more peace Than the rain. I could melt in that smile. I fall in love with you All over again Every time I see it. Your fingertips, The way they linger On my skin, So gently I can barely feel them Sometimes. Other times smoothing over My body like a sheath. Your hands, That show me your love In a way that words Never could. They bring me safety and steadiness. Thank you for that. Your body, The way it holds my attention, The way your every nuance Makes me want you even more than The last time I saw you. I love all these things about you, But what I love the most, Is the You I fell in love with. The You that makes me feel like I can do and be anything I want to. The You that lets me know That I
Friends,rate Or New Love
ok now this might sound funny to some but maybe not 1) how many of you joined fubar cause a friend sent you here 2) or found it on your own my answer( was sent here by a friend) ok now lets see who tells the truth since you been here have you made friends met that some one speacil or just here to waste time my answer(to make friends and or met my dream girl) do you chat with all your friends or just half or with maybe one or two of them my answer(i try to talk to them all) ok now the trick question men what is the first thing you look at when rating a female 1)smile 2)eyes 3)ass 4)tits 5)legs 6)profile 7)age 8)were there from 9)or to make your self look like your gods gift to women 10)looks 11 hair color 12 or if shes thin or heavy you can only pick 4 answers from this list my answer(eyes,smile,profile,age) women what is the first thing you look at when rating a male 1)smile 2)eyes 3)ass 4)dick 5)chest 6)legs 7)age 8)were the
Family fam·i·ly [fam-uh-lee, fam-lee] -noun- Parents and their children, considered as a group, whether dwelling together or not. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ok, so im sitting here at home trying to figure some things out for myself. Im planning things with Tyler for our wedding. I asked him how our reception was going to go. Then we started talking about the diffrent dances we should do there. Guess what popped into my head??? The "father daughter dance," Yeah... Then it hit me. I dont get that. Sure i could have my step dad step in a dance when the time comes. But thats not what i have wanted since i got my first bridal barbie and started to plan my wedding. I want my dad there. The man who raised me for 18 fucking years! And i want my sisters there! Erika was going to be my flower girl. Rosemary i wanted to be a brides maid. I was so excited about it too! And now.... well... they wont even go. I cant believe my own father wont give me away. I
Ewwwwwwwwww (adult)
guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
Ga. Jokes
>A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a >heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's >95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's >kicked back on the brimstone relaxing >comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" >The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm >spring day in south Georgia. I like it." >Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's >100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's >happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all." >Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% >humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, >except the south Georgia farmer still laying >there resting. "Hey, this is like a good August >day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better." >In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down >to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes >chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid >ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer. >The confuse
Retireing As King
i think i may retire as king i mean the mumms arn't even a real challages an all they are is just crybabys give them a bib an a bottles rock them too sleep
Now Takeing Applications!!!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me? 17.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0U
From Today
GHAZNI, Afghanistan (AP) -- A group of 75 Taliban militants tried to overrun a U.S.-led coalition base in southern Afghanistan on Tuesday, a rare frontal attack that left more than 20 militants dead, the coalition said in a statement. President Bush greets Afghan President Hamid Karzai at Camp David, Maryland, earlier this week. The insurgents attacked Firebase Anaconda from three sides, using gunfire, grenades and 107 mm rockets, the coalition said. A joint Afghan-U.S. force repelled the attack with mortars, machine guns and air support. "Almost two dozen insurgents were confirmed killed in the attack," the statement said. Two girls and two Afghan soldiers were wounded during the fight in Uruzgan province, it said. A firebase like Anaconda is usually a remote outpost staffed by as few as several dozen soldiers. "The inability of the insurgent forces to inflict any severe damage on Firebase Anaconda, while being simultaneously decimated in the process, should be a cle
The Run Down
I have this little dog that is about 16lbs and she is scared of everything, if the doorbell rings she runs under my bed and just barks if you clap to loud she pisses on the floor if you look at her to long she starts to cry if its cold and i make a fire in the fire place she hides under my bed cause the popping of the fire freaks her out. Any dog she see makes her piss on her self like it was going to eat her or something. As far as i can tell the only dog she is not scared of is the one next door it is a lot smaller than her and when i take her outside if it is out there she runs up to it and it runs away from her and won't let her get close to it. Now i know all she wants to do is sniff its butt it just won't let her even get near it. It's kind of like me with women, the only ones i want are the ones that run from me, i try to get close to them and they just run away and i just keep running after them, all i want to do is sniff their butt or something like that. You know what i'm
Hey Friends, Just wanted to let you know I uploaded some new pictures...Check them out and leave some luv. -Barbie
August 7th
"Do you need to reach someone who is notoriously reclusive or bad about answering messages? Now is the time to get them on the phone or get them in person. It might take some doing, though, so be tenacious!" hhmm.. Strangely on the ball.. But then so was yesturdays and that was a good one, see if yesturday's one comes to pass..
Im Back
Hello everyone im back
Why Men Are Not Allowed To Write Advice Columns
Walter's Problem Page Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I
For The Love Of Aussie
Crimson Dream( Do Not Rip)
Crimson Dream Sendforth the dream to all who dare.For it is the fire that burns deep inside you.The darkness that covers the waters edge,on a moonlit night.A mountain's eave that glistens in the evening sun.And a rosella resting upon a winters branch.Therefore,a pasture of clovers,in an autumn season.A blossom,that blooms,as the spring lull,kissed the earth.A speck on a thistle,as it sways,in the breeze.A butterfly spreading its wings to greet the morning dew.A blush,upon a tender kiss.A touch,that will never be forgotten.A song of an echo,and life.Longing,a desire,that crawls,it way upward.And lava that flows freely.It is a dream that fades not.And it lives within me.
This Is My Future Wife And I Love Her To Death So Now I Can Say I Found My Love!??!
missyshell2006@ fubarthis is my lady that i love with all my heart and soul and she means the world to me!?!!??!.
In A Pool Of Blood
y heart is empty, my soul is lost. my spirit is gone, and my love now cost. my heart is numb, i no longer feel pain. your lies and distrust have driven me insane. i no longer have what you called love, you left me here to drown in a pool of blood. feeling pain is never nice, but i cant help but scream with every slice. across my face and across my wrist, the tears pour out as i make a fist. i dont want this anymore,if this is love, because you left me to drown in a pool of blood. i stop with the slicing,now its a stab, straight through the heart as i think of bad memories i've had. i knew you wouldnt care if i died, so in a pool of blood is where i lie.
Thyis Is My Future Wife
missyshell2006@ fubarand the luv of my life!!??!
The Pain Within
The pain on the skin Slowly fades away But the pain thats within Is there to stay The scars on the surface May seem to fade But feelings in a furnace In the heart theyve laid Burning deep inside Till they turn to coal Emotions hard to hide Concealed in the soul The tears flow. Weighted with feelings, Every drop so pure Escaped emotions, face aglow, But not the final cure. The longing and desire To see a flood Overflowing Crimson River Silky ribbons of blood. Visions in the darkness A darkened dream Of outlines so lifeless A long silent scream You see the still body Lying lifeless on the ground Rigid, cold and face pale Lips utter no sound Enthralled by the sight Of yourself, robbed of life Vision giving no fright, Of the hand with the knife. Cloaked figure at large Every suicide, his murder Over minds he takes charge Then no notion is further After every whim of hope Light snatched from your day No longer able to cope A death-w
im confused on how to react wen u find out ur bf is on here and has a million woman friends and wont allow u to add a comment to his profile wen he has many others? obviously its not cheatn or is it really? im just wantn some advice if im wrong for bein upset about it!im sure he thinks im bein stupid but i dont care
Just More Frustrations
It has got to a point of where I am really frustrated by some stupity. Yes, I was robbed when I went with my sister and her kids to Baskin Robbins. Yes, I was in fear of my neice and nephew's life more than mine. I guess I am really pissed when someone asked if I was scared. Hello, what the fuck do you think? That I was happy someone robbed me and put a gun to my head? No, I am upset that the kids had to go through this. I am upset that I don't get to put the nightmare out of my head. What kind of sick person are you thinking I enjoyed what happened to me? Granted that this person is a co-worker who is niave as shit, but damn, are you that fucking stupid? Sorry, I am venting about a person who doesn't get shit somedays. No one asks to be violated in any manner these days. No one asks to be robbed at gun point. No one asks to be robbed of their sense of security. Of course, my temper flew into a rage when she asked me. I was proud of myself, I didn't go off on her. Instead I just glar
Don't Know What To Write
Okay... don't know what to write... too many nosy people who get pissed when I truly express my feelings... Like when I am with someone at a fantastic place having a pretty great time and they go and talk to people as if I wasn't there at all ... "I went here and I did this..." Not "we"... It's like two separate entities who happen to be sharing the same space for a short period of time then *poof*... nothing Wouldn't it be great if I could pretend to go through life without anyone else... I can pretend that all my accomplishments were done alone, all my trips - alone, everything is alone even though I am surrounded by people... But when I post my feelings like this... the "anonymous" people in my life give me grief for expressing myself.
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I Am In Love!!!!!
4 yrs ago i meet the man of my dreams. I love him so much. I would die for him. I would kill an bitch that trys to fu*k with him. Hes my bestfriend, my world, my hubby, I love you so much baby, I am glad that i get to grow old with you. where ever life may take us I will be there for you. what ever god made put on fornt of us i will be there. I will always have your back, you will always be my best friend. Love your wifey in lifey. shorty420
How To Unblock People On Fubar. Help!
I need help unblocking people on Fubar. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
Stupid Boy...
Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made you
Three's Company
I have to say that this story is probably way more explict that any of the other stories I've written in the past.........but ya know, there are times for change,lol.......ENJOY! Lacey had been so nervous the whole day though, it was something that she had planned on doing for a long time and it took a even longer time for her to find the right guys that she was going to do this thing with. The doorbell rang and she quickly went to the door, straightening her skirt and hair she slowly turned the doorknob and opened the door. Greg stood there with a bottle of wine in his hand and a smile on his face when he saw Lacey. Walking in, he gave her one of his big bear hugs that he always gave her. “God Greg your going to kill me with those hugs one day.” she giggled as she took the bottle from him. Greg was one of those guys that you wanted to be alone with in a cabin somewhere. He was tall and built like a Mac Truck with a bald head that sometimes she would end up touching every now a
It Would Mean So Much To Me!
Please come and help my friend she could really use the comments she is falling behind even through our undying quest to put her in the lead so!?!
~ Pee Baby ~
hehe yea it fake but still funny as hell lol
Bike Pics!
Tail of the Dragon, Deals Gap NC 318 Curves in 11 Miles I had an awesome time!!!
The Heart Of A Slave
To Master Jason I long to tell you how I feel When I hear your voice call to me it reaches to the depths of my soul and makes me feel alive How do I tell you how I feel when you order me to please you my heart soars like a bird, towards the clouds as I wait quietly, to do your bidding I long to tell you my heart sings when your voice enters my brain and without hesitation, my body and soul sink into submission my hunger grows, and my body opens to you How do I tell you I feel electric longing from a touch from you longing for the kiss that shatters all the barriers I've built and held so long Master, in your strength I can do anything. How can I show you what it means to this little one, lost for so long to be given a place, to be cherished to be allowed to worship your body to make your cock the center of my world. I long to tell you I can't get enough you are like a drug to me the controlled doses that leave me wanting more and more to be open w
Im Stuck On Bad Fu (13)
i really need some fubar love! can any one help me? rate all photos and ill show some love back?
New And Loving It
Hello all. I just joined today and am loving it so far. Made a few friends, joined a few lounges and even set myself up a "blast". I hope you all enjoy my pics etc. take care and look forward to talking with you.
How Many Family Are There On Fubar/feel 2 Comment It
how many are there on fubar
Long Distance Love
I have a long distance love I know he was sent to me from heaven above I long for his arms to hold me tight For him to whisper in my ear " everything will be alright" I am lucky to have him in my life Maybe one day I will. become his wife When we get gray and old His will be the hand I hold FOr better or for worse Til death do us part I will love him more with each beat of my heart
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well as of lately i've been enjoying but hating the dj thing. i love playing music for other people and me but lately its just been for the same 3 or 4 friends i love playing music for them but i wish there were more people in there i some what feel as a failure as a dj. Oh well enough venting.
Call Me
This is a true story and I have thought about it deeply every day since it happened. This sort of thing never happened to me before or after. For me, it was a one of my personal experience. In September 2001 I was camping with my girlfriend along an unpaved forest road in the Manzano Mountains in northern New Mexico. It was a place I had hiked before and was told that there were homesteaders there in the old days who were unsuccessful in their attempts to survive. It was an evening that was clear with some moonlight. About 2 a.m. or so I woke up to the sound of a single distant coyote howl. I listened to it for awhile and thought it was strange there was only one coyote howling. Then suddenly a crazy barking/howling came from what seemed to be ten feet outside my tent. I turned over to see if my girlfriend was listening and I thought I saw her leaning up from her sleeping bag on one elbow with her head tilted upward, looking toward the roof of the tent. She had a terrified expr
Where Should I Start?
Where should I start? We both know so much about each other. First I should start off with, Have I told you I Love you today? Even if I have I’ll tell you again, I Love You Baby! Saying that really comes so easy to me .Because I know what we Have goes beyond just love. Someday you will realize I’m right, I’ve been telling you that all along. It’s like we were together in The past and were separated for some reason. Now time has brought Us back to each other. We must take the future in our hands and hold on this time, and never let go for any reason. Never let anything come between Us. I have issues that I deal with daily, as well as I’m sure you do also. One thing that always haunts me is that I will Be enuff for you. Can I be your everything, fulfill you every need As well as your desires. I’m not talking about you just being content. Will I always be your friend, your lover, the one you turn to for advice. Your Rock, your Steady Hold, Your All. Will you allow me to b
San Francisco School Board:welcome To Douchebagistan!
*Reposted from* The City of San Francisco There’s liberal, there’s ultra-liberal, there’s Michael Moore, and then there’s San Francisco. This past week, the San Francisco school board has determined that high school JROTC programs are dangerous institutions that must be banned. Nice call, guys. Forget the fact that JROTC gives a lot of kids the opportunity to be a part of something that gives them pride and a sense of discipline. Forget the fact that kids in JROTC programs score better on standardized tests than their counterparts at the same schools. Forget the fact that most of them don’t actually enter the military. Instead, let’s focus on two faux issues: The “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy and the fact that JROTC “breeds violence”. Let’s begin with the former. Option 1: Let’s think about this for a minute. The “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy is a national legal issue. Who legislates nationally in the US? Congress. Who elects the members of Congress? That’s r
Not Everyone Who Shits
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend 3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
Five Reasons To Love A Redhead
Top Five Reasons to Love a Redhead 1. Your life will be more exciting 2. You will be able to find her in a crowd 3. You can brag to all your buddies 4. You will get to fulfill your Ricky Ricardo fantasy 5. You will NEVER need Viagra
The Different Characters.
I decided to do this because I do have many people ask me how to do the music notes. I googled it myself but I decided to be nice and post it here :D lmao Just use the number pad and not the ones above your keys.
Fu-wifey Application!
If you would like to become my Fu-Wifey, please complete the application below and send it via private message. ~~ TakenZonie Fu-Wifey Application 1. name: 2. age: 3. height: 4. weight: 5. location: 6. birthday: 7. why do you want to be my Fu-Wifey? 8. what are your hobbies? 9. favorite music? 10. favorite color? 11. favorite movie? 12. favorite day of the week? 13. do you smoke cigarettes? 14. do you drink? 15. do you do drugs? 16. do you have any tatoos or piercings? if so, what and were? 17. are you religious? 18. are you a dreamer, or are you down to earth? 19. are you spontaneous, or do you prefer to make plans? 20. are you risque, or conservative? 21. what do you feel is the most important part of a relationship? 22. do you have an innie or an outie? ;) 23. what style of panties do you wear? 24. if I was depressed or upset about something, what would you do to get me out of that mood? 25. what can you d
Inhale... white tennis shoes, calling me boo, gangsta lean, ebonics, grills, pants that hang almost as low as boxers, farenheit, no belt, no license, one set of sheets, jerseys (sometimes they are ok), unbrushed teeth, the smell of feet permeating your place, dumbing yourself down, wearing hats as a hairstyle, shotty gangbanger/jailbird tattoos, eyebrow/belly button rings, fast food junkies, mamma's boy, long hair, girlfriends, empty fridge, inconsiderate, overly emotional, couch potato, ect... ...exhale.
John Kerry Is An Embarassment To The Nation
*Reposted from* John Kerry is an Embarassment to the Nation WARNING: There is nothing funny about this letter. I am pissed off beyond comprehension at Senator Kerry's total disregard for the military. Senator Kerry, Thank you for your 4-months of service in Vietnam. That act, however, is the last thing that you have ever done for the U.S. Military. Your record since has included the defamation of your compatriots, a close friendship with Hanoi Jane, and one of the most anti-military voting records in history, including votes against the Abrams tank, the Bradley Fighting vehicle, and the Stealth Fighter and Bomber, the equipment that gave the U.S. the technological advantage in the last decade. You then opted to vote for the war in Iraq, but against the support package necessary to fight that war. I cannot imagine a greater disregard for our troops than to send them to war without the ability to wage that war. It would be hard to top all that, but
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~ The Man Show -- Selling Beer ~
Video kinda big but you can make it and what he is says out :) Kid needs a Award :)
We have new gifts i n the shop but omg we need new Spicy Gifts bad
Its Official.. Im Good In Bed..
FOR GIRLS ONLY..How to tell if your good in bed...DAMN GIRL HE AINT LEAVING YOUWow you can work what you got under them panties... No wonder your man begs sex out of you....Give yourself a pat on the back cuz you could be a porn star...How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Im A Partier!
What kind of partyier are you?Party ManiacYou go out every week-end and get totalled. Although you are committed to your studies/work during the week, once let lose you are one party animal. Any excuse for a good time is enough to get you out of the house and on the dance floor!!! WHOOOOO How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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I Only Have Till Monday The 13th
Im in a support the troops contest only 3 days to go please come by and comment and rate my pic as many times as you want you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ photo: 2696324338 ] Please tell your friends Thanks so much
Thoughts To Ponder
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE **************~* 2.Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? **************~* 3. OK.... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? **************~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? **************~* 5. There are three religious truths: A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. C. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. **************~* 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes
Honey so long, nice to see you Won't be long before I come back home When the plane lands, will you reach me Will you call me on the telephone Tell my son I wish I never yelled at him yesterday cause everything's changed Radar signal seaking you, but finding nothing at all, hey -- Blow the horn and call the cavalry there's something happining, hey -- Goodbye mother, tell my daughter Have to leave get off the telephone There's a problem, sinking feeling Heros dying, plastic armor on Tell my son I wish I never yelled at him yesterday cause everything's changed And you, you gave me all you had, hey -- I hope someday you will be happy, without me Lost in a world thats quickly going mad You were there so streaking to the ground Angels and the demons fight to save the lives While all the others cry As for you, you made my life worth living, hey -- I pray one day you will be happy, without me Goodbye Goodbye.
~ The Man Show - Household Hints With Jenna Jameson ~
I am a sports lovers so I am creating this blog to give my opinion sports events past present and future. I hope all sports fans out there take a look. Thanks
A U Wondering Whats Up
some how all my photos where deleted
Stop This Animal Cruelty.. Wtf People
The Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past And looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few Puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get A drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over And falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to The side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a Joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the River while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, Finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says.... Fuuuuuuuuck...
an insult to you i hardly think but it is not i who rules that mind of yours it was a song to honor me and i never heard it played a gift to you it was meant to be because it is i whom the song was about to bring me happiness and something for you to enjoy playing how silly of me to think you would take it as the compliment it was meant to be and here i am tears streaming sobs rocking my shoulders as my world walks away you tell me not worry about how you feel about me that will not change but you can not convince me of that right now you just walked away leaving me dying inside questioning every word ever said because if you loved me so much why could you shut me out you ask me to understand but do not give me the means too you asked for honesty and you walk away taking everything i have with you shattering my heart and begging you to talk to me how fast leave when it suits you i guess i have to wait and see if you return as if the distance between u
Let It Rain
Originally posted Apr 08, 2006 Let it Rain Don't complain, just let it Rain, Let the heavenly showers wash away your pain. The rain looks as though it's not going to let up, and neither shall I, I refuse to give up until I'm the sparkle which shines within Your eye(s). Let the clouds burst, Let the heavy winds blow, Look upwards with me as Lightning makes the Heavens above us glow. Let's take joy in the heavenly shower recognizing the storm & it's limitless power Breath deep, smell the wonderfully delicious wet air, Run with me between the falling drops of rain, & let go of each & every care. Let go of those thoughts of being dry, Listen to the Church bells, and the angry Thunder as it rumbles in the Sky. Let's get Happy, Let's get Wet, Let the Rain cover us from head to toe like tiny beads of sweat. Kiss me, Hug me, squeeze me, then kiss me some more, We have the Sky as our Roof, and the dew filled grass as our Floor. Together we have nothing to lose
Cover Of The Rolling Stones -- Dr Hook
Update On Cousin..
She is still in ICU.. Now she has fluid around her heart.. But she seems to be doing better.. The nurses got her out of bed today, and had her sit in the chair!! Which is a big step!!! She sat there for about an hour... She has gotten alot of love from all of us and her friends.. And thank you everyone who has been praying for her.. I know that it has helped a lot!! She has a lot of pretty flowers to look at when she is awake, and cards.. She also has stuffed animals, which is something that she just recently asked for!!! So just thought I would update you guys on her condition.. Thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart for your prayers!!
There are two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, and they inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her Sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my Sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck And drive out here so we can haul it home."
Test For Dementia For All You Fcokers
Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ? Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're n
Size Doesn't Matter
Three handsome male dogs were walking down the street when they saw a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fell all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but all ended up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males were speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decided to be kind and said, "The first one of you who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab spoke up quickly and said, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the lovely Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence, whatsoever." Turning to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever, she asked, "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurted the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the
Why Men Are Never Depressed:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
Doctor Visit
So I went to the doctor today, and I have had some concerns with getting really dizzy and fainting once or twice....Also on my left hand my thumb, and three of my fingers start tingling, and sometimes they will burn, and then go numb and swell up... Well the doctor is going to see me again on the 21st in two weeks...He's afraid that it might be a clot, since my blood pressure is perfect...But it could also be carpal tunnel which happens in pregnancy, or it could be a million other reasons....Well if my lef hand tingles any time soon, I have to go up to Pueblo for blood work to see what's going on... I'm trying not to worry, it's hard, but I'm trying to think only positive thoughts, and I am so thankful my husband is there as my rock and he's being strong for both of us!!! Well actually all three of us!!! Other than that everything looks okay, and I know this may sound weird, but a few days ago I felt movement!!! I'm only three months, but since my uterus is til
Movies That Make Ya Cry
I can watch this movie over and over again and i will cry at end every single time ( one of my many faves ) Pay it forward, is there a movie that you watch that makes you cry everytime tell me what it is.. dont be shy its only human.
How To Get A Profile Link
I need everyone to do this when they are placing someone on the home page to levelup. I need to have the HMTL code with the amount that is needed. Sometimes during Happy hours things get crazy and we are trying to get as many done as possible.I'm working from 2 names and this just makes it alot easier on me. I need the code all you do is click on link to profile and copy it and paste it on the homepage with the amount that is needed.
In The Mumm Called Do You Possess
go look an see how misfit is sniching on people
Dear Wife...lmao
*Dear Wife:* *I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.* *Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. whatever the case, I'm gone.* *Your EX-Husband* *P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!* *Dear Ex-Husband -* *Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have be
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That Kiss
That Kiss Time stands still. There you are, Holding me, Kissing me, Loving me. I never felt more loved in my life! A moment to cherish forever. Real or not, it doesn't matter, You, only you, hold the key to my heart. That kiss, the most significant moment of my life, a fleeting second in time that changed my life forever. That Kiss. Was this just a fantasy, a wish, a dream? A moment that holds my heart as tight as a vise. A moment etched forever into my memory. It feels so real. My skin shivers at your touch. Then, as you lean down to gently kiss my lips again, the alarm awakens me. My fantasy, My wish, My dream. That Kiss
Petty Thoughts//ideas
As some of us may remember..Lilliputions are the small people of the Isle of Lilliput, in Gullivers travels. These were tiny people averaging 6 inches tall. Often their ideas were petty. So in todays language you may here the word Lillipution..and usually that person is referring to the mind set of another.I put this in a blog bacause so many have asked me what I mean when I use that term.. now there should be no more question about the word "Lillipution".
Security Check
Ok, so I am just sitting here rating pics, minding my own business....hold on, security check...... ok, I'm back. Anyway I was just rating some picsand trying to get points, it is happy hour you know and.....just a sec, security check.....ok, where was I, oh yeah rating pics, just looking around.....hold on security check.....ok just minding my own business.....just a minute, security check...... ok like do they have a trace on my account or something, I can even finish a thought with out.....hold on , security check..... ok, I was.....just forget it!!!!!!!!
Why I Love Minnesota
Here's to all of us who live in Minnesota , some born and raised here. Some got here as fast as they could and others who would like to be from Minnesota. This is the best version of this that I have seen. Not sure if all of them apply to everyone, but . . . . Rules of Minnesota : 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. You say our lakes smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 times a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ea
Civilian Friends Vs. Rodeo Friends
MOST OF THESE ARE TRUE, SOME ARE JUST FUNNY, AND SOME NOT SO TRUE... BUT ALL Fun To Read.... CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk RODEO FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------- ------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs RODEO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up --------------------------------------------- ----------------------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. RODEO FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------- ------------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. RODEO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as F**
Another Rant.....
I haven't posted in this section of my blog in awhile, but some recent events have drawn me back here. I don't like lies. Liars get on my nerves about as fast as anything I can think of. I mean, damn, how hard is it to tell the truth? Just be honest about who you are and what you're about. If people like you for that, fine and if they don't, that's fine too. Don't freakin tell me a bunch of bullshit to make me like you cause sooner or later I'll find out who you really are and by then, it's gonna be too late. Once I find out you've lied to me, there is no chance in hell of the false friendship lasting. It's done. Caplunk. Over. I'm not gonna try to mend a friendship that was built on lies. That's a waste of my valuable time. So, do me a favor.....Be your true self if you're a friend of mine. Don't try to be some macho, sweet talking world changer. Just be the down to earth person that knows what honesty is and knows that it's the most valuable thing in a true friends
I was 20 when my best friend Michelle, also 20, was murdered. I had seen her the night she died, before it happened. She was at my house, and we were talking of how happy she was in her current relationship. She didn't mention anything out of the ordinary. She left to go to her boyfriend's house. The next morning, my phone rang. It was Michelle's mother in hysterics. She told me Michelle had been stabbed to death by her boyfriend. I couldn't believe it! Two weeks later was her funeral. So many people turned up; she was a loved girl. I cried the whole time. My heart was breaking. I still couldn't believe she was gone! I was asked to go in and see Michelle in the casket, to say goodbye. I made it as far as the door, but I couldn't face to see her. I broke down before I could do it, so my roommate went in instead, and when he came out, we just exchanged silent looks and didn't speak a word to each other. I felt nothing but guilt for not going in to see her for the very last time. Th
About Me
My life is like a bad dream. I went through a bad divorce after 11 yrs of being married to a man who still thinks he did nothing wrong. "He gave me the world" He says. Yeah, with a big lock and key that he could control however he wanted. What he said, went. Everything was, me, kids, we were fragile. No friends, I couldn't visit my family, all I did was sit in my house and watched him control me and beat my kids. I left that behind. My life consists of 4 children. A girl 12, son 10 who was born with a diease that causes seizures, he's bipolar (has horrible mood swings), he's skidso..he talks to things that aren't there and mannaquins at the mall..he's a great kid though..I also have a set of boy twins that are 9. One is very different from the other. Every relationship has problems. I met someone who was good for me except for he was angry all the time. He got so angry one day he snapped and he hit me and went to jail and now it's 13 mts. Turns out he should
Let your enemies eliminate themselves cuz once you start eliminating them you gain more enemies.
Update On Dog
Just to let everyone know.. my lil dog was found safe and sound! she is back home where she belongs! thanks for everyones thoughts or prayers :)
Fuck It.
Can't a bitch ever get a break? Today was a shitty day, starting from the time I woke up until now. Seems like I have more and more days like that. I suck at life.
just about the start of a new day!!! i am bored out of my mind lol so i am going to post a poem off another page that was a bulletin. hope you all enjoy it but it is very very sad in the end :( Boy: baby we need to talk Girl: kyle, wat do u mean? Boy: sumthin has come up... Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad? Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much Boy: baby are you there?? Girl: yea im here wut is so important?? Boy: im not sure if i should say Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: im leaving.... Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here. Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away. Girl: i cant believe this. [FATHER: (picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you
Im Back....
Seems my computer had a nervous breakdown on me and took 2 weeks to fix but all is better now.I will get back to all of you as soon as I can!Have a very wicked week ahead my friends~
Good Night All
hey all, I was so excited last night, I went to see Monday night Raw Live!!!! It was sooo awesome! Im looking forward to going to westeling again!!
Cheeseburger Or Not
This occured to me while sitting in McDonalds drive-thru tonight. I was bored and thought what if I ordered a cheeseburger, without onion, pickle mustard or ketchup and hold the cheese, meat and bun what would I get at the other end at the pick-up window. So I tried it, I ordered it that way. It cost me 1.40 for my above ordered cheeseburger. Now I don't know about you, but I think most of us would have figured out that a cheeseburger ordered the way I ordered it equals no burger at all. So amongst the confusion of what I wanted on my burger from the staff, I HAD A GREAT LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were all running around trying to get a manager to help them with my order...............hahahahahahahah........Ahhhh too funny.......that was way to easy............Seriously, I would not have believed this story unless I lived it........Maybee I'll try it with the burger king staff this weekend............tehehe......I am so looking forward to it. Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. By the
The pain is to much I cant take it enymore> It hurt's. I try to let go but I cant. I think about it nonstop. Over and over agan. Am I not good enough for them. Why dont thay want me to be part of there life's. Thay keep pushing me away/ "Your never going to be enything in life." Over and over I hear there voices. "Your nothing the world would be better off without you." The voices are going to drive me crazy. Why me what did I do. Why wont thay shut up. There going on and on. " Your just a waist of life." Finly thay stop. Silence nothing not a sound. Once agan I am alone. Darkness covers my soul. No more acting. I can be myself. But there's No one to see the real me. So I just lay down and sleep. Hopeing when I close my eyes I never open them agan.
Good Week So Far!!!!
my week so far has been really good! i just got my permit today so i'll be driving soon, my ex hasnt been bothering me at all and i know something good will happen soon and when it does i am ready for it :) so hope you all have a good week D
Come And Talk To Me!!
HIT me Up and BUY me a DRINK daddy!
Blah Lol
I used up all of my rating points *pouts* lol seriously I was rating to many perhaps. I just like to show ppl the love and respect I would like to get. Why is there a limit I do wonder, I guess perhaps rating to many at a time floods the servers. I enjoy looking at the art work you all have, wow it's amazing some of it. I am envious I say envious lmao, honestly you all got it going on with the pics, keep up the great work, I need to stop taking so many of me and take more of the pretty view, the one I see when I look out my window. The gorgeous view I see is when I gaze into Cyntronics eyes, Wow he is truly an amazing man, I am honored to have him in my lire, I wouldnt trade this for anything. Babes I know you are sleeping now for you are hours ahead of me, but just so you know in the event you read this, I love you darling. I will talk to you a bit later on . Your loving fubar wife, Tequila Sunrise mwuahhhhhh xxxxxxxxxx
Well lets see. This is Tuesday. On Sunday, I had to take Izayah to the emergency room. He is 3 months old and had a fever of 102.6. We went straight there and by the time we got there his fever spiked to 104.2. The had stuck him 6 times trying to get blood from him. I was so pissed. It turns out that he has viral pharynitis. In other words...hand foot and mouth disease. Its just a virus that people get mainly during the summer. Now 2 days later, I got it. My throat is killing me. I can barely swallow. It sucks so bad. I slept all day long due to a fever. I got up long enough to go to my kids' practices and went right back to bed when we got home. This just sucks. I hope nobody else in the house gets it cuz it just makes you miserable. Well I will write more later, xoxo
Bouncer Id Check,
Bouncer ID check, 1 what's this ??? 2 has anyone else ever got this
A Nibble, A Bite, A Bruise
I start, kissing, nibbling licking Your neck, your ear, your lips Then the bite, unexpected yet so wanted I leave my mark on the flesh of your neck. My mouth travels around your body finding loose flesh to grab and bite and mark Your nipples are toys between my teeth each nibble or bite or lick of the tongue Making you harder, yearning for more. I find the soft skin on your ribs and bite sometimes soft sometimes so hard I cause you to groan loudly I travel down along your flesh biting, nibbling Licking the bruised flesh as I go My breath is hot, my mouth on fire as I continue this torture,........ no pleasure Suddenly you feel the bite, first on your inner thigh then on the flesh around your hardening cock Then you feel the moist heat of my mouth devour you My teeth sliding on the flesh of your cock Your mouth finds mine our tongues dance as our bodies are joined My beast has been unleashed and as you grind into me I continue to nibble a
Dope Fiend
In a police car i feel so very small I see my lover's face and i watch her teardrops fall And i try to figure out where i'd fallen off the track I sold my soul to the devil and then i stole it back And in the end, you know a dope fiend ain't got no friends And a junkie is a junkie to the bitter end Hope to die now, cuz you know i'm better off dead Hey brother, won't you lend me a helpin' hand? I tie myself off, shoot it in my veins I feel like marlon brando and i've hid another day's pain I'm goin' back where it's safe, goin' back to the womb I find my mother's comfort, here in a needle and spoon And christmas for a dope fiend ain't no fun Waitin' for good times that seem to never come Goin' out now, gonna get myself a gun Please stop me, don't you know i'm on a run? Aren't you tired of the detox and the places in the mind? Aren't you tired of the misery, aren't you tired of doin' time? And i try to figure out where i'd fallen off the track You know i sol
Daniel Graham...gotta Love 'em!!
I Want To Thank Everone
In 3 .... 2 ......
I don't know exactly why, but I exploded tonight. Shit just wasn't adding up. I am sick to death of things just falling apart around me. So of course my reaction was to take one good thing I had going and fuck that up as well. Why not ? Everything else is fucked up. I swear, some days it just isn't worth the effort of getting out of bed. ....... or even speaking to anyone for that matter.
Help My Battles!!!!
Ok my dear Metal Heads.... This is probably one thing that I Really would love to get your help on!I was at the press conference of Drowning Pool today and I was touched with what these guys are doing to help the troops . There is over 500'000 friends on my list and we can REALLY make a huge difference . This is only going to take about 10 seconds of your time...PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAAASE HELP AND SIGN THE PETITION !CLICK ON THIS LINK AND SIGN THE PETITION PLEASEAfter talking to the band today I found out that they only have about 12'000 people who have signed the petition....!!! I told them that I will do my best to help change that to a way bigger number with your help ....LETS CHANGE THIS NUMBER !CLICK ON THIS LINK AND SIGN THE PETITION PLEASEThis has nothing to do with being for or against the War .... This is only about getting the soldiers the proper health care when they come back home.If you like to read more about this , please visit : you guys
My First Visit To You My Darling
Today was the first time I have visited your grave for the first time since your funeral... (WOW)... I was told forever it seems like that I would feel better if I see you... But I didnt... All i could do was cry for several minutes before I could even speak a word... God I miss you so much... That was all I could think of before i crawled up into a ball and layed down on the grass six feet above you... It hurt so much to notice that all thats left of you is a headstone with your name on it.... And the memories that I have... Life has been so hard living without you... There were several times that I was hurting so much and i wanted you to hold me... I felt like a helpless child just lying there on your grave crying like i wanted my mommy or something.. I might as well stuck my thumb in my mouth and said gaga gugu.. But as i started to calm down I finally was able to speak.. Here is what i said... Hey My Daisy.. Its hard just looking at this headstone and talking to you like this...
Angels Love
Angel's Love I'll pray for you today, For an Angel to pass your way. That her arms might hold you, And that you feel it too. Sometimes they're by your side, But it seems like they hide. I'll pray that you're aware, And know how much they care. I'll pray they softly whisper, The things you need to hear. I hope you feel an Angels' caress, And all her tenderness. They leave the sweetest memory, Of how life's suppose to be. I'll pray that you're aware, Everyday and everywhere. That an Angel's love follows you, And walks where you do. so next time when things dont work out right remember I sent an angel to help you.
An Angel Appeared
I was sad and all alone, The worst feeling I had known. I felt a hand reach out to me, Somehow set my spirit free. I looked to see who was there. There was no one standing there. I thought I'd felt a feathery wing, Thought I heard an Angel sing. I felt a soft warm breeze, As my pain began to ease. I had a feeling I was not alone. The strangest feeling I had known. In the darkest hour an Angel appears, Gently caressing away my fears. I must be protected by an Angel's love, God sent down from up above.
Dancing In The Moonlight
can't imagine anything worse then this oh! You had me at our very first kiss Why did this love go To something as bad as this?! Oh woh!! Sing to the shadows of moonlight Feeling the music flow threw you Twirling and dancing to twilight This is what I love to do Making friends with the shadows on my wall Chacing wild unseen dreams Fighting for something that seems like nothing at all But nothing is not as bad as it may seem!! You act like no one understands you You and I are nothing to this world I'm gonna tell ya what I'm gonna do I'm not stand around watch as our love is unfurled!!! So take a chance spread your wings And dare to take flight Cuz' you'll have no more dreams Untill you stand up and fight!
Please Vote For Me
im in a battle for best pet on myyearbook. will u go vote for me id really appreciate it. i'm the one with the big snake, lol, thanx
This Little Guys Laugh Is Contagious!
Crush Me?
does anyone have a crush on me?
I Miss You Guys
so i read this post that my freind wrote. it made me think about you more.. not just you but a couple other people ive lost in the past couple years. i think about all the things you guys wont be around to see and all the things youve already missed. sometimes im glad thats you guys are gone because i know deep down you were suffering ,but at the same time in my own selfishness i still wish you were around.i miss laughing at silly things you did and i miss your smiles the most and how you were there for me when i was little. i love you guys and i hope wherever you are that your not in pain anymore
Yay Leos
L • E • O: wild in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost
All My Friends -n- Fans
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Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
Okay, so I have a job now and I work back in the place I use to, and I love it, and now I have been there a month and they are already giving me a cooking position, it is awesome, and I now have another tattoo and I also got my eyebrow pierced. I am just chilling, still single, and it is awesome, I can't complain......I am alright right now I started smoking on the best and it is helping with my back pain.....So well that is all I got for now....Pceace David
Foggy Clarity
In the fog, I found clarity Clinging to white chocolate mocha I found the answers to my universe. The misty robe, clad me As I walked through the wall Made of memories lost Dreams found Sorrows, laughter, all but forgotten. Could never guess Who hides behind the curtain of rain, Dancing with me in the crystalline tears. Who watches me... Will there be one to catch me breathless, spent? Oh, it's me again. Let me cushion your fall; I will be your pillow to rest with, As you rest, I paint your smile All new, ready for your next adventure. Leave me now, the need is gone. Clarity in the fog Breathe, it is gone Huddled in an empty cup...
Another Spiral Of Random Thoughts
Every moment a beat closer Closer to falling The edge is near I feel it Light then dark Dark then light A shadowy tunnel Beckoning me down Or maybe up A funnel, twisting light Light is dark Dark is light Love in the dark Enlightened with love All that is known Must go tumbling Go to him, hold him Feel for a moment The embrace, staccato heartbeats Shall he be mine Shall I be his? Shall I walk away Stronger, but lonely Or stay, Dependent yet twined? Where do I lead Where shall I follow Rambled directions from my heart Tumbling onward to a home Elation cascades into my heart A voice tickling my ear Filled with unspoken delights Rapture envelopes me Strong arms grasping tight De
Lost Words Found Again
W a i t ing for the last day a day to end all days what to do with the t i c k i n g one more dance with the wind falling from the sky? Another kiss upon A child's button nose With such tenderness? Or a rainy day Curled in a bundle With hot drink? Or maybe wild ride Upon a bumping kayak In rushing white water? Wait not for the last Live for the first.
Starting Something New
I have been gone a while from here but am back now. While I was away I started doing a different type of Vandoodle. I started doing the stippling. It gives them more depth. OH an I thought I spent a lot of time on my vandoodles the way they were but with doing the tiny dots these are really taking a lot of time. But I enjoy it and will probably stick with if for a while. I was talking to a fellow artist about my work and they asked me why I don't do them to tell a story......this was my response. When you were a kid and had to sit in the dentist chair and stare at the ceiling tile did you ever find a shape or form that you thought looked like something familiar? Did you try to dismiss it only to find yourself looking back again to see if you could find it again. That is kind of how my art is. When people look at it they identify something they see and when they do that it in turn becomes thiers. I told him I wasn't going to start adding things just to tell a story because it would take
Though For The Day
Handle every situation like a canine.... If you can't Eat it or Screw it, Piss on it and Walk Away!
Three months looking out windows With a birds eye view of a brick wall Had me clawing at my skin. Life like love doesn’t come easily Ask the barefooted woman on Passons Blvd. When the winds shift left The broken piece themselves together Once over again As the together fall apart. Salt sometimes burns the peppered skin. The ill grow strong As the strong become anorexics After the sight of Cupid’s stupid grin. How long has it been since I’ve eaten? It’s one of the few ways to relate. Lounging in a bar with beer in hand Food at the table and the potential catch That’s never reeled in. Reading has become overrated. The bald now eat raisins before their time. The floors are no longer swept As the money is kept. Presidents are named after landscape And body accessories. Sheep are cloned for lonely farmers While the vagrants still chug Cobras. The nuns are left tethered by their lingerie As the catholic school kids Beat the truth out of the priests.
I am often asked why I wont chat to married men. Thought the best way to answer this was to blog about it. The reason is quite simple. I was cheated on by my ex hubby. I went to hell and back because of it. e.g. nervous breakdown. I know the hurt that it causes, and would never wish that on anyone else. Here some would say its only chat. That again is answered easily. It always starts off as chat, even if you meet in a pub, club or anywhere else. Its what happens after the chat thats worrying. It broke my marriage and I dont want to be the cause of anyone elses marriage to suffer. {Hey not that I think that highly of myself, because I dont}. At the end of my marriage I was left with 4 children to raise single handedly. {Yes I know a lot of women have done and will continue to do it}. I put my life on hold throught choice, my children were and are my life. So to stop this from happening I choose not to chat to married men. Now 17 years later I'm trying to make a li
The Old Motor
The Old Motor... He's 80, she's 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying: "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age? "He answered, "You've got to keep the old motor running." The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said: "You're amazing! How do you do it?" He again said: "You've got the keep the old motor running." The same thing happened the next year. The nurse then said: "Well, well, well!!! You certainly are quite a man!" He responded again, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The nurse said: "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black."
I Got A Lot To Do Before Tomorrow!
I think about all the people I have to call - some of my best friends - before I have to go into the hospital tomorrow morning. There are people I want to hear from - those who have been with me and have kept me strong and sane. Trying to remember everybody is almost damn near impossible, so if I forget someone later today, please do not hold it against me - stress tends to make you forgetful! I have to set up my bills to get paid! Granted I will be out when they are due, who's to say I'll remember them or I'll be in any condition to pay them before their deadlines? I gotta set up the schedule (hope I don't leave anything out)! I have a friend whom I haven't seen in over a year! Her band is playing in NYC tonight and I want to show my face and say hello! Truly one of the sweetest people I know and a good friend! The rest are just odds and ends that can really wait! Either that or I will remember to do it later! Time to prioritize!
Startin Over............again
ever wonder if ya learned from past mistakes?? sumtimes i wonder seems i always have the best of intentions but when stuff goes sour it seems to be fer the same general reasons ie: not enuff cash,not good enuff or too country for the city. anyway here i go thought i would make a new start in a new town and such and 6 months later i find myself movin back where i came frombecause im worse off not then i was before this bright idea ever popped into my head. but here goes fresh start in the good ole hometown and with a little bit of luck maybe i will git it right this time lol
My Thoughts
I want to be a soft, sweet scented oasis And my lips part to offer only you The tenderness of my love I want to quiver at your touch Let me wrap you up in comfort Thrill you with kisses Intoxicate you with my body Let me satisfy your desires.
Sometimes I wish I had never known The taste of your lips The feel of your hips Pressed hard against mine When I wake To the emptiness Beside me My heart aches To be filled Better I had never known The ecstasy of your love Than to suffer The lack of it Reliving it's thrills Such wild dreams Passion ballet That plays in my mind Gnawing at me nightly Stealing my sleep God knows I need A man's love To fight the fire Fill the void And envelope me
soulmates Current mood: chipper life holds so many rare so many beautiful visions, all we must do is open our eyes to the celestrial beauty of the universe as it unfolds all the blessings of nature, people, life and love, we must never settle for love, as to settle from lonlyness is only to become that much more lonlyer in the end, as all our pasts have dictated to us we cannot just take what we can have but we must have what truly makes us whole, anyone can date, anyone can have sex, but not everyone has there soul mate, thats a sad concept for if we do not rush into life with just anyone that sparks our fancy we will be ready and able to except that true love that love that binds with laughter, hope joy, beauty and commitment, soulmates is someone that we have known for ever without even knowing them a moment,the feeling of being in there arms since time has begun, a true soulmate knows life without each other would be at best empty void of all that is and ever would be
I believe in love that is Not if and when, But now and forever. It is dedicated and tender It either is...or is not. It is closeness, For distance Is always filled. Love is kind, Devoted. You can see and sense, Hear and taste it. It is giving, sharing All this and more True love... Never uses or takes It cannot be compromised It is not lust, nor passion It is unshakeable, Total. Love demands time And effort, Must be nurtured, It thrives on faith, Needs truth. The treadmill of life Steals the spirit If love doesn't reign. Call me a fool.. But I shall always love And pray for the same What if we never say "goodbye" And you become all I need In love?
Young Buck, Ti, The Game And Luda -stomp
Roll The Bones
Rush Videos | Music Video Codes | Seattle MLS Well, you can stake that claim - good work is the key to good fortune Winners take that praise - losers seldom take that blame If they don't take that game and sometimes a winner takes nothing We draw our own designs but fortune has to make that frame We go out in the world and take our chances Fate is just the weight of circumstances And that's the way that lady luck dances Roll the bones Roll the bones Why are we here? Because we're here! Roll the bones Why does it happen? Because it happens! Roll the bones Faith as cold as ice - why are little ones born only to suffer For the want of immunity or a bowl of rice? Well, who would hold a price on the heads on the innocent children If there's some immortal power to control the dice? We come into the world and take our chances Fate is just the weight of circumstances And that's the way that lady luck dances Roll the bones Roll the bones (Choru
When Cyberbullying Hits Teens
When cyberbullying hits teens By Eric J. Sinrod×1030_3-6201365.html Story last modified Wed Aug 08 05:29:35 PDT 2007 I recently covered a report that indicates that teenagers generally are taking some privacy steps to protect themselves from online risks. Nevertheless, a recent data memo from the Pew Internet & American Life Project suggests that cyberbullying truly is a problem for teens. Indeed, approximately one-third of teenagers on the Internet report that they have been targets of "menacing" online activities, such as receiving threatening messages, having their private e-mails or instant and text messages forwarded without consent, having an embarrassing photo posted without permission, or having rumors spread about them online. On top of this, girls are more likely than boys to be targets. In terms of raw numbers, 15 percent of teenagers state that they have had private e-mail, instant messages or text m
Thought For The Day - 8 August 2007
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.--Jeremy S. Anderson
He had been very clear in his instructions. She was to be naked, on all fours at the end of the bed. As requested she had everything laid out within close reach. She fingered her clit as required, not touching the toys. That was also a requirement. As her fingers deftly manipulated the sensitive area she knocked the end of the small barbell in her hood directly on her clit. She was getting wet with the action and the anticipation of what was to come. As she felt the starting of her orgasm she pulled back a little. She had no way of knowing how much longer he would be and was trying to extend the pleasure. She slowly slid her fingers inside her instantly finding and tickling her g spot gently. She hears the door open and heard breathing behind her. She didn't turn around; instead she started thrusting her fingers in and out of her dripping cunt. "Enjoying you?" Master asked softly. "Mmm hmm," Tara whimpered. "Can I ask you something?" He asked, "I don't want you to turn around
This Is Ridiculious..
So my chest is not a D.... .... it's an E!! ridiculious.
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer) There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer) Bucking and braying and pawing the floor (How much longer) Well, he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls (How much longer) There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer) And he's weak with evil and broken by the world (How much longer) And he's shouting your name and asking for more (How much longer) There's a devil waiting outisde your door (How much longer) Lover man! Since the world began Forever, Amen Till the end of time Take off that dress I'm coming down Ooh I'm your loverman Cause I am what I am what I am what I am L is for LOVE baby O is for ONLY you that I do V is for loving VIRTUALLY everything that you are E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do R is for RAPE me M is for MURDER me A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to be the answer to all ofyours I'll be your Lo
Sick Of It
No more, I refuse. Im tired of being nice and getting nothing in return. No more happy face, and no more holding my tongue. This time I am going to speak my mind, no matter what the outcome. Im sick of being walked all over by all the supposed "nice people", and then having them bitching to me about what someone did to them. You deserve it you asshole. You think you are nice, and you think you should be treated with the utmost respect, but you dont deserve any of that shit. Mr. High and Mighty, its time for you to step off the pedestal and take a look at what you are. Rethink your life and start being less of a dick. Heed my advice, or in a short time, you will find nothing that keeps you happy.
Getting Ready To Go
I am expecting a call today to inform me of my next traveling nurse assignment. I will be gone for about five days or so and then will return for a few more days of off time and then out for four or five days and back home. When I am all done with my traveling schedule I will then be going on a well deserved vacation into California for a few days of rest and visiting with family. I can't wait to see my grandchildren again. Now... I am just waiting for the phone to ring.
What A Farce
I've been athletic all of my life. I love sports and staying in shape is just a thing that I like. That said, I have to say that atheltes and sports today are a big disappointment. I'm a personal trainer and during my workout yesterday I had a couple guys come up and ask about which supplements would be best for them to build muscle mass. I asked them about their regular diet first and they said it's normal now back to supplements. My feeling is that if a regular diet takes care of me most of the time, it should be the first concern of all amateur atheltes. This points out where we are these days. The workout isn't working well enough or fast enough so we need supplements. In fact we need supplements in place of all else. What about when supplements don't do it either? How about anabolic steroids? That's where athletes around the world are now. It doesn't matter how many are now having trouble or are even dead, they make us bigger, stronger, faster. It seems a pa
Just A Lil Bit Of Words
My Mind Im tired of running, Tired of running from my own mind, I tryed to shake it loose and leave it behind, It seems to comes back every time, It comes back to haunt me in every dream, It makes things seem what they don't seem, Im tired of running, I want to leave it behind, I have too much thoughts running through my mind, I can only take care of them one at a time. Copyright ©2007 Chad Micheal Davis
Echoes Of Thought
Echoes of Thought. We all have our place of solitude A haven of retreat Where nothing can ever phase or harm our ideal, Our reality, our ultimate fantasy Some seek ages to find this place, This realm no one else can see or understand Where the outer shell is bombarded Constantly thwarting off outward attacks Shielding our inner conscious from the outside world Hiding us from the unrelenting echoes of truth Oh how they pierce the defenses Delving ever deeper with every attack Each more powerful then the next Cunning enough to sense the slightest weakness Leaving the shield of our defenses crippled ever still As we hold on with every effort to maintain control Scraping tooth and nail For the very essence of our inner being Efforts fading and collapsing As we submit to the all powerful echoes of truth Words and images to clear in nature Like the scratching of nails on the chalkboard Etching thoughts into our inner being Fading our ideal Like a water soaked
She… She can kill the lights, but she can’t kill the pain… You can stomp out the fire, but you can’t blow out the flame. Time is running out-How many more excuses can she use? Because the love that she’s lost won’t hurt as bad as the love she’ll lose. She’s self-destructive, in denial, She’ll manipulate and drive you wild. She’ll fill your dreams and kill your sorrow, Make you feel like there’s no tomorrow. She’ll deprivate-and desecrate your sanity; Blind you with darkness, shadow you in totality. She can burn her picture in your mind, Feed your heart with truthful lies. She can pull the shade, but she can’t the plug… You can blow it away, but you can’t sweep it under the rug. Joy is running out-She can’t shake these blues… Because the love that she’s lost can’t compare to the love she’ll lose. Inside she’s forced to fight, But she can’t block the light, It just ain’t right…to watch, It goes on like this. She’s overlooked…misplaced, Wrinkled face, Life’s
Blood. When the sun goes down Why do I feel so alive? Sleep won’t take me Thoughts overwhelm my mind My own questions Flutter madly around my brain As sleep escapes me No hope for an answer Even the ultimate question Escapes me Mere words cannot do it justice A cold pain sweeps over me A desire, a lust That would seem so unforgivable Sinful, but yet pure A need, a longing That makes the blood Flow so sharp Every inch of my skin Feels the longing within me The longer I wait The more insatiable I become I question not the origin But the true nature of the beast When did I become such an animal? Self restraint does nothing My mind is way to far gone Every minute that passes Fuels the hunger within I must feed, I must know I desire the knowledge I must possess truth History and origin Driven By the blood.
Heres Whats Been Going On
THIS IS A LONG ENTRY Okay I guress I have put off this entry long enough to spare the feelings of a certain person, so here it is. About two and a half months ago an old girlfriend of mine found me and my best friend on here. Messages were sent and conversations started, between the young woman and myself it was a rehashing of why things went the way they did when two of us dated and of how i hurt her. I proceeded to inform of the truth behind why I had. Revealing to her that I had began dating her on a dare (yes i know how much of a dick that makes me) I appologized for my actions and asked her forgiveness. While this was going was going on, conversations between my bff and the young woman were in the "talking" stage. So being a good wingman I start building my friend up. The young woman and I started going to the park together just to get outta the house, (Iwas going crazy sitting around house when not looking for job) Even on our trips to the park I would do my best to bu
Dance In The Street
I Am In Such Deep Love With You
Tell me what it is about you that made me fall so deep in love with you This feeling I get about you is so real that it gave you my heart. You are the only man that I have ever fallen in love with and I am proud to tell you I gave you my heart. You are so wonderful your eyes give me a smile when ever I see them Your smile makes me happy to know that I put it their. Is this real? I just know it is just by the look in your eyes that you give me when ever we are together Sweetheart trust me when I tell you I love you more than anything in this world and their is no one I would rather be with but you.
I Was All Like...
So I was all like, "no way" but the chicken kept insisting that it knew what it was doing. the way, I should point out that the chicken hates it when I call him an "it"... So the chicken takes the butane lighter and starts flicking it off and on with it's little chicken fingers and I just ran like hell because no good can come of that. Long story short, the scar will never go away.
For Fans Of The Band Down
CONFORMITY guitarist/vocalist Pepper Keenan, drummer Jimmy Bower (EYEHATEGOD, SUPERJOINT RITUAL guitarist), bassist Rex Brown (ex-PANTERA), guitarist Kirk Windstein (CROWBAR), and vocalist Philip Anselmo (SUPERJOINT RITUAL, ex-PANTERA) — has set "Under the Over" as the title of its third album, according to several fans who have met and spoken to the members of the group during their current Australian tour with HEAVEN AND HELL. However, it should be noted that this information has not yet been officially confirmed by the band or its management (McGhee Entertainment). In a recent interview with Andrew Haug of Triple J's "Full Metal Racket", Keenan stated about the upcoming DOWN CD, "Our main goal was to try and take these ideas and all the things we had been through personally and collectively [including Hurricane Katrina and death of Dimebag] and really try and focus on trying to stay positive and not using these negative things to write songs. So we were really trying to take that
I guess everyone has something they get emotional about... that makes them smile or feel invincible even if only for a short time...that drives/ motivates them... I can remember the first time I felt hip hop. I can remeber the first time I felt REAL hip hop. It made me wanna hold my head up and walk a certain way... it changed something inside me. It made me proud to be black at a time in my life where I felt that it only seemed like a hinderance...where the authority figures around me were only telling how wrong I was and what I couldn't do and not about opportunity and pride. I can remeber sitting on the floor of my room with this busted ass black cd fuckin' amazement!! some soulful jazz horns in the backround, the beat and then came: " ...Yo, I was a piano player in my last lifetime Now I write rhymes, sip white wine and let my light shine Out the dark space, with the world on my mind like Scarface though my sex drive like a car chase More than a uhh, it's the
Something About A Pig
Enjoy a good laugh read on If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves t o death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour ( Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the len
Theese Doods Got A Lotta Balls!
South Florida Testicle Surgery Mystifies Police By Associated Press 5:10 PM EDT, August 7, 2007 ST. PAUL, Minn. When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man's testicles, police said he turned to mysterious "professionals" to relieve what he called chronic pain. Now police want to find the fly-by-night surgeons. "I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," said St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh. According to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday, the man complained of chronic pain and turned to conventional medical personnel to remove his testicles. When they refused, the 62-year-old man said he hired other "professionals" to do the surgery. He would not tell officers who they were, saying he didn't want to get them into trouble. Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his "pr
My Cousin Wrote This For Me, Brought Me To Tears..i Want To Share It With Everyone
Time passes so quickly. When I look back, it doesn't seem like 20 years have passed.I haven't seen her for twenty years!She looks the same. We always had a special bond.We share the same birthday.Sort of ironic really...Always thought we were sort of special... Like we were meant to have a different, unique, tight friendship.And we did for many years.We lived together as young adults.Were wild and crazy together. And then our lives took us both in different directions.Sad really when I think about it.So much time has passed.I often wondered about her.Missed her on my birthday... Our birthday.Every birthday.... for the passed 20 years. Then, at my fathers funeral...She walked up to me.In my tear filled, heart broken moment...There she stood right there in front of me.Beautiful.Real.Alive.Sharing my grief.Sharing my sadness. She was...Just how I remembered her.Instantly I knew who she was...Of course I knew who she was...Grabbed her, hugged her...Didn't want to let her go. In that
Peace Through Superior Firepower!
I am Patriotic in a way that I don't expect some of you to get, and if you don't, then that's okay. You see, I am third generation in the United States. My family hails from Portugal and My grandfather is our first blood born on American soil. My Grandfather served in World War II My Father served in Viet Nam I served in Desert Storm My Oldest brother served in Desert Storm Also. And my youngest brother shall be honoring his country soon. I have SERIOUS issues with Bleeding heart liberals. I have SERIOUS issues with tree huggers and daisy chain makers. These are the Assholes that run and hide behind those who have an M-16 or an SAW when conflict arises, but at their first opportunity, they will hand make a sign out of Poster paint and cardboard that reads "3,215 Dead! Are you happy yet?" When I see these assholes on the street holding their signs, I prompty give them "the" finger and say "Are you a Bleeding Heart Liberal by choice or by DNA?" I hate those fuckin
Need Help
10 comments, is all I'm asking, Please Help out my friend Christina so she can get her VIC! Arollee
what ever happened to life being simple to just going outside playing catch with yourself or just running around making forts and just being a kid... when did everything become so complex that life become nothing but a race to survive and maze filled with never ending disappointment and pain...when did i grow up to be like this when did the simplicity of childhood end i am not a child yet i am not an adult what else must happen to bridge the gap to bring me to reality with whats going on what other pains await while i ponder my integrity, my life, my dreams.... are they still the same will they be the same...will i change...have i changed without even knowing...what happened to me to make me question my ideals, my hopes my dreams what ever happened to make me question myself... i know not who i am....i am lost more so now than ever before and i dont know where to ever begin to try and find a solution....what happened
Thinkin Of U
Sitting here listening to the rain drops, making a beautiful sound on my roof top ....thoughts of you travels through my mind, sitting here wondering how, I'm going to reach your heart, how, im going to hold your soul, How I'm never going to let you go.. waiting on that day our hearts, soul, and mind, can at last interwine.. waiting on that day that you will become mine.. your all the evidence I need to prove that true love does exist. Your the one that my soul has missed... and your lips, are the very ones, my yearned to kiss... Your heart is my favorite song... i want to hold you in my arms... whisper sweet nothings upon your ears... thoughts of you chases away my fears... and even though you are faraway, I can feel you near. There is not a single day that goes by... that i dont think of you and I... When I drifted into a dream.. I can clearly see.. Me in your life as your wife... I need for you to be my king.. ...I have no need for materialistic things... as lon
Corollary To I Am Glad I Am A Man...
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down! I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt. My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut. And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch, or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch. I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind. I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind! I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing. I don't have body hair like shag carpeting. It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back. When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack. And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb. I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome. Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side. I'm a woman, you know-I've go
The Weight Of The World
I am not sure what is wrong with me the last couple of days. I feel the weight of the world and can't shake this feeling. I have to force myself to eat and sometimes that doesn't stay in me very long. Could I jsut be overly worried or heart-broken? A lot has happened to me in jsut the last 4 months. I met the most wonderfu lman who captured my heart, shown me New York and made me feel beautiful. I lost my van to a fire, school grades are in and I have to talk to a teacher to straigen it out. Life is hard but I must go on. The only way I have survive thus far is God. I have spent so much time in paryer and reading the Bible. Somedays I am nto sure I can't handle more and God sends someone to bless me with his words. SOmedays it is the love of my life, Rob who calls and brightens my day. Right now he is in a fight that I KNOW he will beat it. He is strong and very much loved by everyone. I jsut wish he woudl see just how much my feelings for him have grown in the past few
Me :-)
Ok, so I am sooo very new to this site, but I am loving it!!! A little about myself. I am a single lesbian mother of 3 children who I love so very much. I love to drink and dance, especially on stage at a show. Come check me out :-)
ok so there is this guy... and i just met him. he's so amazing. and sweeps me off of mi feet. im a hopeless romantic... and ugh... he's just so perfect. i love him sooo much. i hope he feels da same! man is he great... I LOVE YOU!
Stuff To Think About!!!
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”? What is the speed of darkness? If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Do married people live longer th
So I went to visit a friend in Tampa Saturday after i got off wrk, i got there Sunday morning. We were having fun kidding around and such, and then i was tired after driving all night and we were getting ready to make dinner for her ex, her 4 kids my 2 kids and myself when CRASH!!! we heard some glass break in the room that the kids were playing in. then it got reallly quiet... turns out my son was running in the house, and put his hands out to stop himself and ended up going THROUGH a glass window, if that wasnt bad enough, he pulled his arms back through, and one of the pieces of glass dug in. so i see it and scream like a little girl, while her ex put a wet clean sock on it. Now let me tell you, this is RIGHT where the writst is actually the wrist not the arm, not the hand, so its right over his main artery, if he had been trying to kill himself he couldnt have done it better. so im holding pressure on hin arm, we run out of the house, no bra, just a slip of a dress, and T
Poetry "untitled"
Summer breeze through my hair The surface of the lakes sunny glare Sounds of nature all around On the earth or skyward bound These are some favorites In the spring With mother natures full force of life she brings Winter reminds me of sorrows doors You can be happy I truly believe we are the ones who control our own destiny If I didn't move on in my life and go through some pain I would have never found happiness again
Always Here
Thought I would write a line Just to let you know I care I may not always be around But yet I am always here Never be afraid to stop and say hello Let me know you think of me So our friendship won't grow cold If I do not have the time to write a letter to you at least I forward an email or a joke or two Something to let you know you are on my mind and If you really needed me I am here all of the time
A Day To Say Good-bye
I look around. The room is full The eyes on the faces of the people around me are sullen Some with tears streaming down cheeks Others with tears trapped inside Some people look lost Others trying to find a familiar face Some sitting in groups Others totally alone But everyone in this room Are here for the same reason To mourn Some to mourn the loss of a friend Some a family member A brother A father A husband Possibly a son When we go to funerals We not only mourn the person who has just passed We mourn others in our lives that we have already lost So look around we all have more in common than we think We as humans share in so many things But the greatest thing we now share is loss So please remember life is short Don't take advantage of the everyday things We all take for granted. So be grateful for all you have and be grateful for every one that is here in this room Sharing in this event today
Its Broke
My Burnd CD Of The Distillers Coral Fang CD Broke :(..Can Any One Make Me A New One?..Limewire SUX! That Would Be Kewl If U Did Ied Love U For Ever Haha. RIP Coral Fang Aug. 4, 2007 (lol)
My First One!
Well thanks to my friend over on myspace I have found this awesome site! How bloody addictive is this lmao! Just thought I would say hello to everyone xx
Poem Titled Sitting
Sitting As I sit here alone day in and day out, I can't help but wonder fear and doubt. When times get tough for me to bare, will you still be there? I know this question I've asked a millon times, but lately it's been hard to read your signs. One minute your here the next your gone. These thoughts have lingered for so long. Why do I feel the way I feel, all you say is suck it up and deal. I spend so much time trying to clear my head, but circling around are all the things we've said. I wish you were here to talk to me, to help me see the people we can be. May 28, 2005
A Story About Me And Chris
When Chris and I first met there was an instant connection. We could talk about anything, our feelings, our dreams & our fantasies. We became best friends. We could talk for hours over coffee and never get bored. Time flies so fast when we are together. I just can't get enough time with him. We were friends for a couple of months before we became intimate together but it was well worth the wait. Chris and I love to take walks on the beach, cuddle, listen to the ocean waves and look at the stars. He sings to me, and he tells me all of the things he wants to do and places he wants to go with me. He is my best friend and the man of my dreams... He is also very dedicated to me and would go out of his way to make me happy. Chris and I are very sexual and we share all of our secrets with each other. Before I met Chris I masturbated and fantasized often about several different scenarios in order to satisfy myself… One of our first sexual experiences Chris took me by surprise and as he
Beer Is Good!
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman WARNING:
Lonely Am I
Lonely am I Lonely are the nights Lonely are the days Lonely am I, in so many ways Lonely are the seasons Lonely are the years So lonely am I, that it brings tears. Lonely is this place Lonely is my life Lonely am I, that I reach for a knife Lonely is this court room Lonely is my sentence So lonely am I that I ask for repentance. jim foulk
A New Survey
1. Have you ever thought about getting your nipples pierced? No, but wanted to 2. Does a kiss make your boo boos feel better? LoL uh... depends on where i am hurting (wink,wink) 3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Uh yeah many many times when i partied. I still party but not that bad lol. 4.Do you start the water when you get in or when you are in the shower? Uh depends on what i am doing before i take the shower i guess. 5. Which shoe do you put on first, left or right? Right 6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? No, but have dated a few guys that have. 7. Have you ever had more than 10boyfriends/girlfriends? More than that lol just kidding. 8. Have you ever thought about your death? Yeah, I think we all do every once and a while. 9. Have you ever had naked dreams? LOL yeah many times 10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship? As long as i am not married then yeah ok 11. have the man lose his penis, or th
Help Help Help
please come vote for me on my battles and contests, i really will appreciate it and i will rtf and rtf supervotes so help a girl out pls hehe
Is Everything Really Bigger In Texas?
Naughty Application
Naughty Application JUST BETWEEN US SO BE BRAVE,FILL IT OUT & SEND IT BACK TO 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. If you had me alone and all to yourself, what would you do? 25.What your number?
Beautiful Fubar Women #2
Very beautiful. Women are a work of art and should be appreciated and not taken for grantedOK now for my second Lady. :DThis picture may not be clear, but it is clear from this pic that she is a very beautiful Lady. She has a very innocence type of school girl look and as you can see she has the most beautifulest eyes and a nice nose and a cute shapely face and I love the way her hair hangs across her face. Also nice teeth and lips.For the second picture of her,she has that naughty school teacher look side of her. very sexy. And once again, it shows off her beautiful eyes and luscious beautiful lips. In her own words she states "When I Get a Little Way Too Excited,I Scratch Backs....Im Such a Bad All I can say to that is, You can scratch my back anytime baby :DOK last pic of her is showing her cute side again and I am just in love with those eyes! Very sweet side to her, but believe me,.. she does have a naughty side to her If you want to see go to her page :D
It Continues
and now i've just found out that this f@#*ing computer has a virus!!!!
Human Relations
People. God knows I love them (do not fear the sarcasm). Actually, I can't say I hate very many people specifically; so few seem real enough to deserve that level of attention. Certainly, though, there are some few good people out there, somewhere. It's just that, here, in my tiny little facet of this spinning pile, it's so rare to really feel anything from anyone. Connections are difficult. There's an irritation in being among people who've already found their connection, and finding that those who haven't, are just as undesirable as the void they would be replacing. The numbing mind-ream of knowing you're alone not because people wont' accept you,but because you find so little worth in accepting. An imposed solitude is better than simply tolerating your company in waiting for something or someone better. So lonliness is not such a terrible thing when you consider that the alternative to thought provoking solace, is to be surrounded only by reminders of why that solitude is prefferabl
why do people lie i just want a life with some one that will be there for me and treet me with the same restect as i do then. life is a joke some times and i wish i could find the rite person
Be Careful What U Type
be careful what u type it so easy these days to get caught up in the many forms of mass communication, but be careful what u type. it so easy for us to think we clearly expresed our selves in words to later find out the person can not see our facial expresion. be careful what u type being on the other side of the keys it easy to type things ud never say in real life. lastly be careful what u type u assume alot of thing by sending a simple message and what have our parents told us when u assume u make an ass out of u and me
Help This Sweet Thang Out
Level her up please!SWEET N SASSY ~ MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE@ fubar
Merlin, A Fantastic Horse!"
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I'm Too Hot To Be Funny Dammit
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? I have a troop of midgets that do that for me actually 2. What were you doing this morning at 8? Searching all over for my troops dammit 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Caressing . . . . Uh yeah caressing 4. What are you wearing right now? I left a ladder outside the window did you not use it 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? I am mad at everyone 6. The last two people to say they loved you? Yeah I am so not the lovable type 7. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs? Oh yeah I didn’t put the ladder out there til afterwards huh 8. Are you happy with your living arrangements? No I need lower windows for easier access 9. Last thing received in the mail? It was in brown paper wrapping 10. Do you have any famous relatives? Just myself 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Need I even answer this really 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Demanded a strip search I did 13. How
I Miss You All Sooooooo Much
Only My Freinds Can Call Me Glenda!!!
You are 81% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz
I Am An Idiot And I Admit It!
I went and messed up again. I thought the love of my life had cheated on me. The girl came to my house told me she was pregnant and with my husbands baby. I know she is a bit of a slut and there was a possibility it was not his baby. I ended up throwing him out of the house even started divorce papers. Yesterday the chick came over to my house and she was crying and freaking out. At first I wanted to punch her in the face but I ended up letting her in. She kept saying she needed to tell me something. Finally after a few minutes she told me she had lied. She said she was not even pregnant. Stunned I asked her why she would do that and she gave me a crap story about how she loves him and thought if I wasn't in the picture he would forget about me and want to be with her. She told me she has tried visiting my hubby a lot and all he would do is very about me and he did not know why I thought he would cheat on me. I asked her to leave because I was pissed. I thought I threw away my life for
Why does a beautiful girl go on a website half naked and tell people to rate me, add me, fan me? Are we so insecure, and self centered we need to be told that we are important? I don’t get it cause don’t people realize that when you go online your going to get nothing but fake people? If you’re lucky you can find a person who is on the site for friends. I have found that there are so many people on here who are your best friends until they reach the level they wanted, then your lucky if they say hi once a month. It reminds me of high school? What is people big deal with being accepted, I have been an outcast my whole life and im more successful than half the people in the popular cliques in my high school, there either drunken college jocks, or pregnant ex cheerleaders, with dead end husbands, and no future. So here is my question to all of you. Does being a popular person with lots of adoring fans, really get you further in life than someone without them? My opinion ratings are n
4700to Level
Well i just got an email about a mumm i made that was apperently nsfw, which i had a few question's about, like why exactly is there a box to mark your mumm nsfw? and isnt there other nsfw mumms out there? maybe im missing something.
My Husband Thinks I Am Going To Cheat On Him
just because i like to meet new ppl...take a look
Watching Her As She Slept
Originally posted Apr 08, 2006 Waking from a dream, I behold a lovely sight next to me She was here, my soul-mate, smiling in her sleep, as she snuggled next to me Brushing back her hair I gaze upon her face I know deep within my soul that it's her Love that I could never replace As I watch her as she sleeps I'm on cloud +9 and climbing oh so high I wonder if she's aware that for her I would lay down and DIE I kiss her soft lips and she lets out a sexy sigh and a tear of joy falls gently from me eye As I watch her as she sleeps she's a dream given life, she's a precious gift without trying she has the ability to set my mind adrift she stretches and lets out a hearty yawn and says, I'd like for you be laying next to me before the coming dawn as I watch her as she sleeps I whisper softly in her ear "you are all that is true" with one eye she squints & replies with a dry mouth whisper, "I love you boo" She loves that I watch over her & She sometimes stirs to meet
Why Me
check this out, now he started in my shout box.. then blocked me after calling me an asshole, because i wouldn't give him my msn or yahoo id.. Start at the bottom! On 8/8/2007, wrote: NO PROBLEM YOU SICK FUCKER JUST REMEMBER YOUR THE ONE THAT STARTED TALKING TO ME. I DIDNT' DO ANYTHING MORE THEN SAY NO On 8/8/2007, wrote: Fantastico cunt, leave me alone now..... On 8/8/2007, wrote: ROFL have a great day man. More power to ya! On 8/8/2007, wrote: Get a fucking life cunt, you were born ugly, get over it On 8/8/2007, wrote: Of course I was good looking enough until i told you NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Then all of a sudden I'm a ugly cunt. Go figure, some people are ugly all the way thru. (like you) On 8/8/2007, wrote: Cyber sex? WTF, who are u kidding? LOL...fucking u
Help Me!!!
Ok, maybe its just me, but if someone wanted to add a website to their favorites, wouldn't it be fairly self explanatory that they would have to actually go to the webpage first?
A Brief Word About Spirituality ....
Some people at work were just talking about runes and tarot cards and other "silly" stuff like that. Just because it doesn't fall under your belief structure, doesn't make it silly. I don't get on their cases about how "silly" Catholicism is.
This was my horoscope today: You're at the center of a swirl of gossip. It might not be about you, and you might not even be contributing to it, but there's still no avoiding it. Do your best to let it all just wash over you. What's funny is I have seen more drama in the past couple of days than I have in the past five years combined, none of which I did anything to cause (seeing as how I try to avoid it at all costs), but got sucked into somehow... I even had to delete a gmail account in an attempt to get away from it!!! What's even crazier is that there is more than one situation going on (more like three), which NEVER happens to me. Fu horoscopes are creepily right-on sometimes.
College Days
The first two years at college was a time when I learned many things, and spent as little time in class as possible. The things I learned in the classroom may have paled in relation to what I learned outside of my studies. I went to school at a huge place with tens of thousands of students. After growing up in a small town, the large school environment gave me all kinds of new experiences. That is the backdrop for this story. Like most people, I lived in a dormitory with a roommate my first year. My roommate was very different than me and was a heavy-drinking guy that seemed to always have a new girl with him. This made things interesting when we shared a room, and often meant I would go find something to do elsewhere when he came back with a friend. I felt sorry for most of the women he brought back, because many of them expected more than a one-night stand. Only a few of his friends were around for more than a few days before he found someone else. As the semester went on my ro
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Following My Heart
Recently my life has taken a different direction. More accurately, my heart has taken a different direction. Those that know me, realize I am an incredibly stubborn person. However, a certain special person has come into my life recently and opened my eyes to different possibilities. With that in mind, I'm following my heart in a totally different direction. This person, is thankfully very persistent and patient with me. It's taken that to get to bend my own rules. I'm incredibly lucky for this person to have entered my life!!
Level Up Challenge
I Want
I want you to come home and look at me, really look at me, not through me. I want you to take over the kids and be a dad, so I can have 20 minutes of peace in a bubble bath. I want you to sit with me at a table and eat dinner, not sit in front of the tv or run to the computer. I want to feel like you hear me when I am talking, and even if you dont understand act like you care. I want you to tell me I'm sexy, and desirable, even if my hair is a mess, and I'm in the middle of cleaning the kitchen floor. I want you to kiss me, with meaning, and desire, and need, and passion, not a quick peck in passing. I want you to touch me, not grab my butt on my way past you, but arms around me and touch me, just because. I want you to dance with me, in the living room, to songs that make you get close to me, where I fit in your arms. I want you to work for me, not at a job but here at home, like I am worth earning, just because I wear your ring does not make me a guarantee. I want you t
Family Meetin Tonight!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs And Kisses And Licks Licks Licks
just to let u know been on holidays for two weeks have two more weeks to go will get back to all ur friend requests and ratings ty so much for all the love xoxo mmmmmmmmmm yummy..licks loves ya
Tell Me
if anyone knows hardcore perfection (sexkitty) please tell me what your thoughts are on her, cause as of now i cant stand her
well today was a bad day. everything seemed to go wrong. from stuff gettin in my eyes, getting burned/cut all day, to a 4'x8' sign frame almost falling on me. eh at least its over.
Why The Poppy?
For those who may wonder.
Help Me Become A Godmother
This fubar is a real sweetheart, she trys to help when she can, and always rates, add and fans everyone. Show her some Fubar love and help her become a godmother. Rate pics profile and stash please ~Devil In Cuffs~@ fubar
When Will I Learn
When will I learn September 06/06 ~written @ work on a scrap of paper~ When will I learn When will I learn? My heart is weaker than my soul, My will to give is underappreciated My strength only shines thru in the darkest moments. When can I trust again How do I even trust? My mind never stops, its ever running... like a waterfall of thoughts pouring down into a pool of doubt. I have confidence in myself but not in others. I know who I am and who I want to be but I dont have faith in many around me. Abandonment has left me insecure From a young age I have had to fend for myself and my loved ones and my body is ready to rest but not my soul. I constantly search for something more, something substantial. I sometimes wish my thoughts were numbed. Drown out the doubt and stress that is crushing my esteem. Seeking some other form of confidence, I end up hurting myself more than I deserve. Solitude seems welcoming but I know it would only drive me crazy w
I Can't Quit You Baby....
Friends to me are people that call you every once in a while and ask if you want to hang out. They come over and hang out and just talk. They are there for you when you need them and always have something funny to say if you are in a pissy mood. Being that is what I think friends are, I have none. Friends dont leave you and stop talking to you because you got pregnant. And they dont leave you and stop talking to you because they have a new boy toy, or girl toy. I can honestly say I have never had one TRUE friend in my life. No one to trust and tell things to without worrying that I am going to hear it out of someone else's mouth. No one to be there for me when I need a shoulder to cry on. I never really pictured myself as the loner, I love to be around people. But it seems that I am. Having no one.
My Next Life
MY NEXT LIFE I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap and then..... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case......
Moments In Life
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The
Laugh For August 8
Alabama Dumb Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. You must have windshield wipers on your car. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Masks may not be worn in public. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. You may not drive barefooted. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. Incestous marr
Challenge Is On Help Me Get To Godmother
It seems like Trout Gang is Challenging me to see who can get to godfather first, help me win this, any and all help is accepted and will be returned. help make me a godmother, he says that he wants vip, blasts or a HH if i get any of these i will greatly appriciat it and will return all the love. hugs & Bites ~Devil In Cuffs~~Devil In Cuffs~Mistress of Seduction of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ fubar
Am I Undeserving?
Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked-off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?" "Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?" "Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?" "And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all." "I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11." "I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the
900 To Level A Leverl
RETURN THE LOVE ScOoTeR--(Fubar and real life hubby of Lori)@ fubar
But Wait ....
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Witch Vs Worlock Fyi
OK.....ALL practitioners of The Craft are Witches. Worlock means "One who has broken their promise". During the burning times, witches referred to men who had betrayed them as worlocks, thus causing the confusion. I am a male witch...not a worlock or wizard.
A Poem For My Lover
Four years in the making Too little too long Loved you since forever Every inch of you And you let me in One night I'm alone in your bed You came to me Came for me Gave me the love that I needed A tender kiss Your hands in my hair Your lips at my neck My shoulders My nipples Your hand on my thigh, soft and warm Im wet for you trembling in anticipation I wait for you I reach for you Your eyes Deep and dark, I feel you reaching Into me Deep Your lips at my neck, I feel your hands, Spreading me I am open I welcome your tongue I craved it so long Mounting pleasure You drink me again and again Can't take the heat Delight Purest feeling Leaving my body to touch the light c l i m a x . . . I breathe again I touch your cheek Kiss your lips A contended sigh Your turn.
Take A Minute To Read This...deff Sumthin To Think Bout!
As we grow up we learn the one person that wasnt supposed to ever let u down probably will,u will have your heart broken probably more than once and its harder everytime. you will break hearts too,so remember how it felt when yours was will fight wit ur best will blame a new love for the things a old one will cry cuz time is passing too fast and you will eventually lose someone you love. so take too many pictures,laugh too much,and love like u neve been hurt because every 60 seconds u spend upset is a minute of happiness you will never get back.dont be afraid that your life will end,be afraid that it will never begin!
Nitey Nite
Yes I am actually calling it a night, EARLY! So good night my lovely friends.. I'll see ya'll tomorrow! love you all!
Summer Grades
Keyboarding 101 A- Intro to Business C BMT 270 F This fall I am taking off to stay home with the baby . I am dropping my Business Management Minor and going to Minor in Spanish now.
First Doctor Checkup
This morning we took her to get her first check-up since birth, well she has a little of jaundices. Took her up to the nursery, it came back a 12.0 the doctor told us to bring her back out tomorrow morining to run another test on her and see her in with a physician she told us to put her in sun light and feed her straight forulma until my breast milk comes in. Until then that is what we are doing. I will let you know how she does and tell you what the doctor says tomorrow.
!!! I Luv This Song Lmfao !!!
Lily Allen » Knock 'Em Out Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone. You're just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue, They're like, "Alright" He's saying, "Yeah can I take your digits?" And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty please leave me alone." Cut to the pub on a lads night out, Man at the bar cos it was his shout, Clocks this bird and she looks ok, Caught him looking and she walks his way, "alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then?" "err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend..." She's got no taste hand on his waste, tries to pull away but her lips on his face, "if you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer" "sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture." [ Lyrics accessible from ] [Chorus] Can't knock em out, can't walk away, Try desperately to think of the politest way to say, Just get out my face, just leave me alone, And no you cant have me number,
Help Her Get To Godmother
It seems like Trout Gang is Challenging me to see who can get to godfather first, help her win this, any and all help is accepted and will be returned. help make her a godmother, he says that he wants vip, blasts or a HH if she get any of these i will greatly appriciat it and will return all the love. hugs & Bites ~Devil In Cuffs~~Devil In Cuffs~Mistress of Seduction of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ fubar
Beauty Of A Woman
The beauty of a woman .. isnt in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman..Is seen in her eyes, this is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The true beauty of a woman.. is reflected by her soul. its the caring that she gives and the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman, with passing years, only grows.
Mud Wrestling
~*quotes & Poems*~
1*We walk around talking to complete strangers; laugh for absolutely no reason at all; have stupid fights that are over in 10 minutes; attempt to dance and sing like they do in music videos; have a billion "you-had-to-be-there" times; gang up on the bitch who has a problem with one of us; make fun of each other when we walk into stuff; act like we're all on crack; and no matter what happens we're always there for each other in the good times and the bad. 2*All I need is one chance, one kiss, on night to show you what you mean to me. One chance to spend the day with you and to show you how we're so alike. One kiss to prove we're more than just friends. And one night to hold you tight. 3*Life is full of secrets and lies so when you get screwed over don't be surprised. 4*Find a guy that is always there for you, will hold you close when you 're cold, when you feel like everything is wrong he'll hold you tight and tell you everything is alright, will call you up in the middle of
Please Vote For Me
im in a battle for best pet on myyearbook. will u go vote for me id really appreciate it. i'm the one with the big snake, lol, thanx
My Anniversary
Yes my 15th Anniversary is in 6 days, damn never thought I'd make it although I did an very proud. My son JJ made us an Anniversary cake which I thought was the sweetest thing in the world.. :D Didn't make it till daddy got home cause of course the little ones wanted some an well I could not turn em down...
The Biker
When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close b
Thought Of The Day
Handle every situation like a dog… If you can't Eat it or Screw it… Piss on it and Walk away!!!
Freedom (worth The Read!)
Sentencing of Reid Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say. Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court. Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama Bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stating, "I think I will not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country." Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below: January 30, 2003 , United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: "Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life
My Wish..
I love this song.... My Wish - Rascal Flatts I hope that the days come easy and the moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you want to go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile. But more than anything, more than anything, My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but ya never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, Oh, you
After a successful explosion I have decided to delete ALL profile comments I had and am no longer accepting any profile comments from anyone. Its all part of this tirade I'm throwing. Also. all of my pics are restricted to family only. some of you who once were family will discover you aren't any longer.
How Things Change...
Ok, 1: I work. Alot. "It's a lot, douche." 2: I moved. I live with two new people now, and they rock hard. (I'm still cool with T&T, no worries.) 3: Did I mention I work often? 4: Courtney moved back to Texas. 5: My roomate's kid is hella smart, and clever. The boy is brilliant. 6: Um... 7: Yeah. 8: California still owns my face.
I will be scarce for a while due to pre MOB training preping me to be in the desert by mid September. I will be in scenic New Jersy for no more than 25 days starting 26 August. Ft. Dix sucks. Any who off I go to the land of Hajis and such. All power, Chris
~ Muslim Time Off From Work For Prayer ~
I just can't believe some of the BullChit going on, Cab drivers can't pick up people drinking. meat handlers refuse to handle pork, foot washing places at airports and Universities. When it the Hell is it gonna stop? ********************* Neb. Swift workers quit over prayer By The Associated Press Article Last Updated: 05/15/2007 04:32:31 PM MDT Grand Island, Neb. - Nearly 100 Muslim workers have quit their jobs at a Swift & Co. meatpacking plant because their prayer times weren't accommodated. "They kind of issued the company an ultimatum," said Dan Hoppes, president of Local 22 of the United Food and Commercial Workers Union. "They went in before the shift started (Monday) and said that they'd go unless they could pray when they needed to," Hoppes said today. Sean McHugh, a spokesman for Swift at its Greeley headquarters, said breaks are governed by a labor contract and that all employees are told about them during orientation for all new workers. "The company h
Dead Man Walking
When I was 15 years old, my granmother worked as a hospice nurse (home care until a patient dies). She would occasionally have to go out in the middle of the night to work a patient's death. Most times, my dad or I would go with her to keep her awake on the way to the patient's home. I remember it was a summer night, and my grandmom got called out to a patient that wasn't doing too well in the town of Hart Texas. When we got there, she went in and I stayed out in the car and waited on her for what seemed like hours. As I was flipping through the stations on the radio trying to find something decent to listen to. I caught movement coming out of the house. I thought, "Yes! We finally get to go home!" But it wasn't my grandmom. A man walked out the front door, down the steps and over behind a tree that was in the front yard. Then he peeked around the tree at me. All I could think was: it was some old man just trying to play childish games with me. After two or three times of him pla
I Need Some Attention!
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Will you help this guy out hellraiser@ fubar
please if your there. i most know everything . i am lost in the darkness without you . you have to know the future . you have to see. that what lays ahead i must be. with out your friendship i am lost . surely . can i tell you it will be ok will you whisper back and say friends are forever and youll never go away . i truly hope that you doing great but honestly i dont want a life without your kindness on my plate. please if your there
Definition Of Love
They didn't have you where I come from Never knew the best was yet to come Life began when I saw your face And I hear your laugh like a serenade How long do you want to be loved Is forever enough, Cause I'm never, never giving you up I slip in bed when you're asleep To hold you close and feel your breath on me Tomorrow there'll be so much to do So tonight I'll drift in a dream with you As you wander through this troubled world In search of all things beautiful You can close your eyes when you're miles away And hear my voice like a serenade How long do you want to be loved Is forever enough Cause I'm never, never giving you up Is forever enough Cause I'm never, never giving you up
Our Newest Bomber!!!!
Lace Cookies
LACE COOKIES 1 cup flour 1 cup coconut (or nuts) 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup karo 1/2 cup margarine 1 tsp. vanilla Preheat to 350. Mix flour with coconut. Combine karo, sugar and margarine in sauce pan. Bring to a boil. Remove from stove. Add flour mixture and vanilla. Stir well. Drop by spoon on a foil covered cookie sheet, 3 inches apart. Bake 8 to 10 minutes. Cool at least 3-4 minutes. Peel off foil. Place on absorbent paper. Gets limp if made on a humid day.
Returned To My Shadows Once Again
Naughty Application!!
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE
U Know What
someone just opened my eyes to something. my work in her life is over. i no longer need her and she no longer needs me. she did choose that path and that path will dead end while my path will pass her up thank u
If You Love Her
If you love her, let her know it There are countless ways to show it Make her breakfast, buy her flowers Hold her through the darkest hours Take her dancing, do the dishes Grant her silent secret wishes Buy teddy bears and bunny rabbits Cherish her peculiar habits Read her all-time favorite books Compliment the way she looks Go for walks that take a while Choose a song to make her smile Feed the birds and talk to cats Never mock her love of hats Indulge her fantasies and flirting Give her comfort when she’s hurting Caress her body, stroke her hair Fan her passion flame to flare Trust her when you’re not together Be her shelter from the weather Share her dreams and favorite things Give her space to spread her wings Help her face her doubts and fears Hold her hand throughout the years In sacred moments, gently pray it But don’t forget to also say it You don’t have to be a poet If you love her, let her know it...
Update On The Soldier
ok i got a letter from john and for anyone who wants to know he is doing well he is really lonely so any of my friends that want to support him let him know u support him so he stays strong let me know and i will give u his addy he would love to hear from anyone but all right enough of me talkin have fun
The Laws Of Life
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with som
New Comment Pics! And An Idol!!!
I just added 40 pages of Comment pics to the sites and there is a hot new Idol. Peep the site, she is hot too :) Cheers, Greg
I Have Posted Some New Pics
I have posted some new pics from my trip to stn mtn. please stop by and check them out, rate and comment if you like. I also have reposted a couple of my NSFW pics if you would like to see those as well. Love ya all.........Casanova
Green And Dumb
From the Archives: Green and Dumb "But Baby Baby I could call you Baby If I weren't so empty in the head and tied up in the tongue And Baby Baby I could call you Baby If I weren't so green and dumb" (RCP) I was recently called naive. This led me to contemplate what is naive? Isn't it a subjective term? I think that others are naive while obviously some think that I am naive. And some people are naive about certain issues while they are completely in the know about others. Does that make them naive? While I was considering whether or not I truly am naive I came to the conclusion that I'm not naive. Instead I elect to live in a world where in I would frankly rather not know about the tragic things happening. I would rather now know about the monstrocities and the terrible things that human beings do to one another or even that human beings to do nature and animals and other living things. I want to think better of people. I want to think that there are things l
As Long As You Love Me
As Long As You Love Me I'll be your best friend I'll be your companion best friend till the end As long as you love me As long as you stay I'll do anything for you Anyplace, any day I'll bring you the sunlight I'll comfort your tears I'll fight all my life To chase all your fears As long as forever My love will be ture forever i perfect If im loving you
This is one of my cancer blogs.... I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready I am taffy stuck and tongue tied Stutter shook and uptight Pull me out from inside I am ready I am fine I am covered in skin No one gets to come in Pull me out from inside I am folded and unfolded and unfolding I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready I am fine Here I am. Alone. Scared from the lump I found in my breast. Wondering if I will ever truly find and now more over have that eternal love and happiness that I have sought after for so long. Wondering if I can withstand the pain necessary to even look any longer. Wondering if my ideals can in fact be a reality or if they are nothing more than fantasy. Wondering if I will die before having what I so truly want. All that I was, all that made me, all that defined me, is gone. I don't know who I am anymore. I can't define my life like I once was able
Arms Spread Out
Comfort me cradle me Live for me arms spread out Temper lights a fire in me The shape of you breaking through Desired are the chosen few Standing on the edge of ecstasy The taste of your skin My body is giving in And I'm falling into you As you let yourself go To the edge of the world And I'm falling into you I'm falling into you Close your eyes and sacrifice I'll breathe you in till I get high The center of your world pulls me down Oceans rolling over me Crashing into you I see You call for me And I relive The taste of your skin My body is giving in And I'm falling into you As you let yourself go To the edge of the world And I'm falling into you I'm falling into you I come undone, I come undone, I come undone I come undone, I come undone, I come undone I come undone, I come undone, I come undone Comfort me cradle me Live for me arms spread out Temper lights a fire in me The shape of you breaking through Desired are the chosen few Standing
Dang Fubar Be Nice
My stash is missing again this is I think the 9th time since fubar took I know if I add something it will come back but dang what if I didn't want a huge stash once again I have been fubared. I am up to 950 I really would not like to hit 1000,but i'm getting there.
I know this is bad...but I just couldn't help myself. Ya gotta admit...this is funny!!! ****************************** It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning. 'Gootness, it's hot,' she mused to herself as she went down Main Street.
Love Poem #2
Never Have I Fallen Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away
Stupid People
->jukebox Ow...: well your blocked jukebox Ow...: no im not giving up ->jukebox Ow...: whatever go away jukebox Ow...: to be friends couse htat is why im here and would like for us to get along ->jukebox Ow...: what do you want jukebox Ow...: i like talking to a little 2 year old jukebox Ow...: and no im not going away jukebox Ow...: i do ->jukebox Ow...: I dont give a fuck go away jukebox Ow...: im not jukebox jukebox Ow...: do you ->jukebox Ow...: you feel better now ->jukebox Ow...: go away jukebox Ow...: i never done any thing to you so why you being this way to me ->jukebox Ow...: plyin games how I rated you what I thought and moved on get a life
Nehi And A Coney Island????
I'm off tomorrow...I guess anything can Sure hope I don't get stopped by the police again..they have radars out like there was no tomorrow...They must've got some new ones and now they have new toys to play with while working lol. Ah well just use the cruise control and lock in my speed. Hope you all have a great Thursday...I hope to. kris
Yes It's For You Baby
Not Too Much To Ask...
I want a MAN.....who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me passionately. Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls envious. Someone who would sing to me at random moments...who would let me sleep on their chest. A man who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw pillows at me when I acted dumb and then kiss me a million times just to make me laugh...He would take me to the park.... wrap his arms around me and make me feel safe....give me bear hugs when I needed them the most...He would tell his friends about me and smile while he was doing it.... We'd kiss passionately in the pouring rain.....We'd argue about silly things and then make up *wink*.... I want a man who would kiss me at midnight on NYE.... someone I can cuddle up with on a summers night and stare at the stars with...Someone who would kiss me gently on the forehead... someone who would stay at home on a Friday night to help me make dinner and w
i'm very sorry if i have missed some of you that may have rated me .not trying to be rude .a honest fuck up lol . at first i had no clue what was going on it was so quick lol but i just wanted you all to know i was sorry if i did miss you ...........
Dork... The Otha White Meat!!
OK... so I have come to the conclusion that I am a dork.. Here are some embarrassing moments I have had throughout my life..... ~I stepped on a 3 pronged garden hoe and had to be taken to the ER by ambulance with it still in my foot. (14) ~ I was run over by a ten speed bike (7) ~ While running during track and field day, I tripped and fell taking out the hurdles...and everyone else behind me. (9) ~ While at the bar drinking on Halloween and dressed as a prom slut, I attempted to climb up on the bar to dance NOT realizing that part of the bar top was the part that they close (therefore having no support). That part of the bar gave out, and I crashed to the floor. Skirt all the way up exposing everything... (22) ~ After drinking WAY too much and smoking even more, my bar crush insisted that he get a kiss goodnight while we were sitting in my van... I tried to get him to leave b/c I really felt like I was going to barf... he still insisted and he leaned in only to watch
My Lil Brother
my brother tells me to come kick it at his house and bring somethin to drink and a pack of blacks,so i brought to big bottles of bacardi, then three girls show up and one of the homies shows up. so we all kickin it and one girl gets drunk and throws up, this nigga tries to get me to take her home wit me, so i told him i didnt bringer i aint takin her no where, of course i was to drunk to drive anyway so i passed out at his house and so did everyone else. but why when i woke up my brother was kickin the throw up queen out his bed at 8 in da morning talkin about her face scared him.
Don't Rain On My Parade
You'll Never Know
You'll never Know You'll never know all the tears I've cried, You'll never know how hurt I am inside, You'll never know how I've loved you, You'll never know I think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how I feel will always be the same, You'll never know that I can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad You'll never know you're the reason I've been alone all along, You'll never know how much I care, You'll never know all the pain I bare, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that I'll be there to the end, No matter what I'll always Love you
oh guess what? I got offered a really amazing opportunity to become apart of a team who will be creating a website for a large Adelaide business firm. how cool is this ... could possibly lead to a full time permanent position! Im so happy ... not like any of you guys care anyway lol ... anyway Im in class so I better get back to work now.
Please Vote For Me
im in a battle for best pet on myyearbook. will u go vote for me id really appreciate it. i'm the one with the big snake, lol, thanx u can vote once a day
In Total Girl Mode
I am a woman... girl... a goddess of everything living and breathing. The world revolves around me and my fellow ladies, for without us man would not exist. Yes, I am emotional, vulnerable and sometimes just a big pain in the ass. But, at the end of the day; I am powerful, strong, independent, successful, open minded, loving, caring, gentle and everything else that any one person can be. Why, because I am a woman. I possess the very qualities that every person respects, the qualities that every child looks up too, and the qualities every man only DREAMS of having. I have no idea where this all came from, I just started writing lol. Jax
This Is For The Fucker Who Called Me A Bitch Tonight
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I Am This Girl
I'm the girl!! I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside a house or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.
Weeee!!! Poem
I wish I had a poets tongue To describe the thoughts in mind Simply not enough Diction in the world to find. I could sit for hours and try to think Of a way to justify The feelings felt, and actions delt And believe me, love, I've tried. Emotions in complexity Are impossible to define But as simple as my tongue may be I'll simply have to try. Love itself, a powerful term Far to simple for to use In this saddest day and age Far too many must abuse. Passion, then, is strong its true But not quite on the mark For many feel it leisurely And has simply lost its spark. Lust, a word so course and sharp For this emotion is too pure To use a word so many try For victims, as a lure So what is it then? This thing I've tried To so desperately construe Complex as a word above Or simple, plain and true? Perhaps a bit of all of them Comination into one All I know is that I feel it All day til setting sun And the nights just grow more sweeter With you, with me, we
Redneck Surgical Procedure
Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on h
Love You No More
You lost me today But still I return My body is aching For you I still yearn Blood rushing, hearts pounding The heat is on Breathing harder, moving faster The world is gone No inhibitions or love No thoughts of you Just heat and sweat Of things left to do The lust, the desire Entices me more The thought of knowing You'll never be at my door Harder, I scream As you are starting to tease No time for those games Time only to please Faster and stronger The end is so close Your hardness is fading And I am engrosed You finish, but me Alas, I'm still hot I force you down And you know the spot Your tongue, I admit I sometimes shall miss But now I am done And I leave with a kiss
Sign Your Name
My Freinds
hi everyone of my Friends hows things withyou I'm OK hear I'm leaning to put my life back together how do some of you cope with the sorrows of life for me one day at a time live for today as tomorrow is promised to no-one I've met a lot of nice people on hear some not so nice you win you loose some so if anyone likes to chat feel free i like meeting nice people please feelfree to sigh my guest book love linny Gairfield my favorite cat he-he.
So Sick Of Shit
Im so sick of this constant bullshit... im seriously 3 seconds to deleting all my online shit... I really hate my life right now... it sucks really bad... :(
What A Week So Far
I hate migraines with a passion . Been suffering from them since i was 5 yrs old . Few years ago i started recording everything i eat and found a few triggers . Nothing sucks more than being curled up ,Fists clenchedin balls , losing your vision , every noise feeling like a truck being dropped on your head and a doctor standing over you saying "wow" this is a severe one again. Well kids wanted pizza this week so I ordered dominoes got the new Philly cheese steak pizza and it became painfully obvious something in there doesn't like me some addative or something . So be fore warned it taste great but if you have migraines and some are triggered by food you may want to think twice . Three days of hell lost eye sight in left eye neck is finally feeling normal , Not quite as worried about my head rolling off my shoulders lol. Well that is my missing in Action report for today ! Hope all is well with all of you .... catch you on the flip side of things ~~~Lill
I Wished That One Time In My Life I Could Have The Perfect Date Like This...
At any beautiful beach, (I would love it to be at the beach at Cafe Del Mar Ibiza), along with my lover, under the stars before the sunset. sitting on a thin but comfortable long cloth with many rose petals on it, a lit lavender candle on top of the cloth, with a picnic basket, including some minute maid apricot juice, lemon hinted chicken, a dozen purple grapes, a star fruit, and chocolate brownies. also a music player and a c.d that plays love or relaxing music, and while eating the chocolate brownie last, finally enjoying the view of the beautiful and magnificent sunset, by the side of the one I love…
I posted a mumm the other day and just because I used the word FUCK and forgot to put it in nsfw they canned me from creating anymore mumms. Talk about immature. Oh now lets punish CBE for using the word FUCK in her mumm...want some fucking dish soap for it to. Grow the hell up...we are all adults and I am sure you use the word fuck more times then I fucking do. I see comments on some of the mumms where people are saying things like, "Fuck that shit" and yet nothing is done about it. I use it once and right away I am chastized for doing it. Whatever screw you...back to my 360. Later!! Kris
Second Life
Kinda Private, But Decided To Share
Ok, let me try to break down what was getting to me. Yes a dream kind of started it. I keep having these dreams. Dreams where I'm cheating on my husband. Sneaking off with men, hooking up with ex's. It effects me. I find in the daytime it occasionally comes to my mind. It really upset me because I thought if he knew I even dreamed or thought it, it would upset him. I know we have talked about swinging & bringing in another woman. But he is pretty adamant about not sharing me with any other men. So why do I keep dreaming about men? Graphic, very sexual dreams about having affairs? Not just that I'm having sex with someone else, but that I am aware I'm married & sneaking off. Doing it in hallways, sneaking into attics or storage rooms. Those vivid dreams I'm known for where I can feel their skin, smell their hair. I feel like I'm already cheating on him when I wake up. Then I started to notice I sometimes look at men & wonder what it would be like to be with them. Now I'm no
Karma leaves no story untold, What i did to you been paid back tenfold!!! Doesnt make sense to continue this charade, when you have intention on returning the love I gave. I love you mor than the air i breathe, but blinded,you cant see its you that i need... They say love is a lesson learned, I've been taught one to remember!!!!! It is clear to me, as clear as day, your love indeed has gone astray!!!! So sad for me your love had to depart, and its crystal clear i no longer hold the key to your heart! J.D.~8/2007
Go Talk To Her
here is a blog for some to enjoy is from a very great friend of mine I just want to frist say that this person here has had my back with alot i have been dealing with lately Kelly thank u so much and if u have any question about anything then maybe u need to hit her up and she will tell u just how to take ur candy asses on some were ™KelKel™ ÇHã®M€Ð ÃÑG€£ PîP€®@ fubar thanks love to the ones that mean somehting to me
I Need Your Help!
i have a ton of ppl on my friends list...and if ya'll need votes in a contest or whatever...i help ya out.....and i am not asking for myself but for a sweet friend...shes in a contest...and she has worked her ass off trying to get rates and comments...she has no "bomber" friends....and shes up against a few who have quite a few....until today she was holding her own...ive tried to help all i can but i am only one person...As a friend i am asking u to Plz show her some luv...drop a comment or two for her....shes a sweetheart and deserves it. the contest ends saturday...friends help friends....when i accepted your friends request...i became your wont cost u anything but a min or two. Thanks.....Brandy Heres the link
Why The Wedding Ring Is Worn On The 4th Finger...
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese... Your Thumb represents your Parents Your Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Your Middle finger represents your-Self (centered between all those around you) Your Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & Your Last (Little) finger represents your children First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Second, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (as shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)...they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have th
Fergalicious -- Fergie
L.d.c.f. + Wnc Society'
attention all L.D.C.F. + WnC Society' member if i miss anyone of you sorry so just leave your link and i will work my magic thanks ya(:
Something To Talk About 2
Ever hear the statement " everyday I'm forced to place another name to the list of people that piss me off" I know I have, and well sometimes its true, well all come to face another person everyday that ends up pissing you off because either they don't listen to you or they don't understand you or care to listen to something important you may want to share....I think there are to many people out there that don't take the time to talk and listen and understand of whats going on. I've been passed by like I was nothing. what would happen if I was never alive , would peoples lives be different that what they are now. To some people I am someone that they can talk to or get good advice from or just to smile from hearing me talk because I am a funny person and at times a funny looking guy at that... well anyway I'm done with stubborn ignorant people that don't want to take the time to get to know me and understand me for me
9000 To Level
We are getting closer..If you could just take a few minutes he only has 30 pictures..If you like to comment bomb well thats what im doing..Come keep me company.You all know i like a inyterested to see if we can do this tonight. We need some help on this level up.Hes got 30 pictures and a few stash.Can you show him some love I THINK I'LL STAY A LITTLE LONGER@ fubar
Strat's Or Tele's
Do you prefer Strats or Teles? I play both, but my best work horse is the James Burtons.You've basically got a strat in a tele but the feel and look of the tele.But application wise... they lend themselves to about any genre. What do ya'll think?
This From Cain My Dearest
He made this video for are babies who passed this week and half.Ty you so much for the video it meant alot too me.
I'm Back!!
It's been awhile! I kno... My summer life here kinda picked up, which is totally rad. I decided to get out, meet some people -- and quit sulking. So! I haven't forgotten about you guys here, who were willing to keep me occupied when I had NOTHING to do. I'm going to start stopping by again and stuff. Jasper! I've missed you the mostest. I hope you can forgive me :P I added a few new pics. Nothing fancy.
Omg! Awesome!
Well, I had my first photo shoot today. The photographer's name was John Horbelt. He has a site called which is women with (some without) muscle and stuff. They are flexing, and stuff like that. My shoot was I got to put the photographer in a headlock, choke-hold, choking, punching...Different stuff like that. He payed me over a hundred dollars an hour. I should have the pics by the beginning of September, and I can't wait! He also did some headshots and arm-wrestling videos where I kicked his ass like 8 times! lol I'm so hooked on modelling now! And I'm the FIRST BIG GIRL he's photographed for the site. And HE contacted ME! lol I'm like...giddy right now...haha! Show support for your local fat girl!
Just Thinking
i sit and think of why my life is the way its is.i am never happy but u know i made my life like this and its time for a change im leaving from this place i call hell. and believe me it is. i cook clean work and take care of 2 little one everyday 24/7 and i now find myself thinking. what if... dont get me wrong i love my kids they are my world.. but why did i choose this life of mine. i thought iit would be better for me but i thought wrong. every think u have a soulmate out there. i do everyday oneday i will have mine and i will be happy. im trying to fix everything and all i do is get yelled at for nothing. so i give up. i hate my life. but its time for a change and by the end of the month i will have my own place and im gone i need to make myself happy for my kids.
Dealing With Moving Away
Well I'm moving to Arkansas in September and well some of my friends are not dealing with it well. I'm having trouble with it to, I know no one there but my mother in I love my friends to death and would do anything for them. A couple of them are planning on moving there with in a yr or 2. I just wish they would not make me feel so bad and then say oh gf I understand its just fucked up. I know its fucked up, if I didn't have to leave I wouldn't. I'm 30 yrs old and my husband is going to be 49 on the 30th and this is the only way we will ever be able to own a home or 2 or It's so cheap there its great. Well I'm done I feel a little better by getting this off my chest. It sucks that the people I'm talking about don't even have Fubar accounts...LMFAO anyways peace out and much love...
Pathetic State Of Being
I can't see my counselor for another 3 weeks because school is out. It's a weird day. But not too out of the ordinary. It feels weird. I forgot to take my pill today. I ate a bunch of chocolate instead. lol. I think, well pretty sure I'll be moving out of my brother's house at the end of the month. That's exciting. I'll be closer to school, and I like the people I'm moving in with. ( not that I don't like the people who I live with now ) I think it will be really " good for me. ". As any excitement goes, it brings stress. Stress of moving everything, and adjusting to new people and a new envirement. Luckily, it sounds like Jason made arrangements for other people to move in so things will be ok here when I leave. He's a good ( good being an understatement. Especially realatively. The pun wasn't inteded, but appropriate. ) guy. I'm happy I don't have to live with him anymore though. lol. Other "excitement " and stress. I think I really like this girl. I think she really likes
Oh Hell Yes. 8-9-07
"Your mindset is perfect for thinking about financial situations, so see if you can clear away distractions and really get a handle on your home or business cash flow. Things should settle down pretty soon!"
Heres Another One
all the pain i have inside its like a floods my hreat and soul im drowning from it. i try and pull myself out. but i cant seem to get a grip of anything.but i figured it out i need to have some peace in my life. i need to get out of the flood. i try and block it. but it overflows and i explode from it and everyone gets hurt. i will let myself go and live will the flood of hate i have inside. i deal with it everyday i wake up. but when i see my kids smile i look into there face a smile. my flood seems to drain.
It's Offical
I'm coming home to the states on Sunday... i'll be leaving here on Sunday afternoon and arrive in Dayton Ohio at 3pm... i hate the long ass flight but i'll deal.. i won't have to do it anymore... oh yeah thats whats up? i am too excited... i am ready to leave this place! that is for sure! but its for the best and so i can move on and be happy! i have a kid to think about! so i am excited but keep me in your prayers... for this flight... i hate flying! and its like 13 hours... ugh...
I Am Just A Normal Guy But
I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ... 15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap. I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal sod, by
Two By Mouth (poetry)
My deviant libido suffers like candle drips on the deepest slab of marble keeps. Goddess of rays- Did I slip from your quickening into the mundane corners inhabited by obedient citizens? Fear can be intoxicating... for those that plan on dying. Waiting for spontaneous combustion is nonsense- Guide the match in my lips to the acceleration of your carnal fires, where emptiness is filled with celestial bodies and all substances are ambrosia.
An itch to be scratched - A lust unmatched - An empty bed - "Let's go!" she said. And on the summer's afternoon we loved until we saw the moon. Exhausted, laying there exposed upon my belly, I proposed she scratch my back to top it off - and soon she did, so soft, so soft. Nails as sharp as 'Wiltshires' creep like slugs upon a compost heap across my sweaty skin until I feel an itch she can't quite kill. "Just up a bit." She hears me say. "Down a bit...the other way. Up a tad. You've gone askew. Slide across a touch or two. A little harder. Damn it! Swat it! Keep going, yes, you've almost got it. Listen woman, can't you tell. You're nowhere near it. Bloody Hell!” I fling my body in the air and land atop the carpet bare Grinding hard upon my back searching for a pointy tac to give me what I really need - a decent scratch that makes me bleed Bewildered, she is staring down, as losing it, I go to town. Raising up my back, I arch it, slamming hard do
Fun With Food
As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!
New Playlist
decided to make myself a new playlist. come check it out 30 some songs of Pure METAL and classic ROCK! ENJOY my friends!
You Can't Change
You can't change the things people have done, You can't erase mistakes, or take back all the lies. You can't vanish all the wrong in the past or from the very beginning, You can't change yesterday... Or regret all the times you said goodbye. You can't pretend its fine and that whats done is done, You can't heal tears that have already been shed. You can't keep piling on the guilt, Or try to regain trust thats already dead. You can't judge someone by thier past because time goes by, And you can't change somone against thier own will. You can't believe in what is not real, And you can't speed up time if its standing still. You can't blame anyone for what you have done You can't let your mistakes haunt you forever . You can't critize someone by the way they used to be, You just have to trust and hope the belief becomes better. You can't just sit there and let time fly by, You cant just can't make your troubles dissapear. You can't lose hope and give up, and you can't get rid of y
Psychological Seizures?
So We went to the doctor/neurologist yesterday afternoon. Got some beasic neurological testing done to check my reflexes and make sure i could feel things in different parts of my body. Poked me with pointy sticks to feel sharpness, made sure I could feel cold and vibrations up and down my legs and hands. They looked inside my eyes and mouth and checked how much force or resistance i coudl give if they tried to move me or move a limb. They beleive its a psyhcologlical seizure vs a epileptic seizure, but they arent sure yet. I guess if my anxiety attacks have elevated into Panic attacks, a psychological seizure can be a result of my stress/anxiety or something like that. Ive got an appointment to get a MRI friday morning. Ive also been told that by law they had to tell me im not allowed to drive anymore. Which in turn gave me a full blown anxiety attack at the doctors office(considering im already stuck out of state at my mothers house). The anxiety attack confirmed to the doc
Dead Puppies............
He took a step towards me and grabbed the hair on the back of my neck. He pulled me towards him until his lips were firmly pressed against mine. His kiss dominated my lips. It wasn't only my lips that were at his mercy. He pushed his tongue into my mouth, taking control of my tongue. I moaned. With his free hand, he unbuttoned my blouse. He lightly traced my cleavage with his finger. He kissed my breasts and traced the top of my bra with his tongue. He pulled away with his hand still entangled in my hair. "Don't you EVER argue with me," he said with a firm tone. "I'm sorry," I whispered. "What did you say to me?" he asked as he swatted me on my butt. "Ouch! I'm sorry, Sir," I corrected. "Good girl. Now, lie down in the middle of the bed," he ordered me as he released my hair from his grasp. I laid down on the bed. He approached the bed. He slid my skirt up to my waist, revealing the black lace thong with red ribbon ties on each side that I was wearing. "What's
Room For Love....
There’s always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.
Come Show My Baby Brother Some Love
School Starts Today
Okay yep its official, supermom is OLD. My oldest son starts high school today, heck he even gets his drivers permit next week. Boy am I feeling old right about now!
Aug 8th Devotional (n8v)
August 8 - Daily Feast Life is complicated, no doubt about it. We start something and it leads us into something else - and that into another thing, and we ask, "How did this happen?" On the other hand, we wouldn't like it any better if we were confined to a treadmill that goes and goes but gets nowhere. It is life lived at a time when order as we once knew it, is nonexistent. It helps to go back to where we started and take each bend and turn and change things - even if we have to admit we were wrong and ask someone to forgive us. All is not lost, and it helps to admit we made moves that were wrong. And even against our most selfish nature - begin to make them right. ~ Do not wrong or hate your neighbor; for it is not he that you wrong: You wrong yourself. ~ SHAWNEE CHANT 'A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II' by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - August 8 "The Creator told every one of us in our tribal beginnings to look after our ceremon
Read All Of This, It Is Interesting!!
VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq .. 17. The wise men were from Iraq .. 18. Peter preached in Iraq . 19. The 'Empire of
Mark 35 ; 35-38 Verses....
35 ;For who so ever desires to save his life will lose it,but who ever loses his life for my sake and the gospel"s will save it. 36 ;for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world,and loses his soul. 37 ;Or what will a man exchange for his soul? 38 ;For whoever is ashamed of Me and My words in this adultress and sinful generation,of him the Son of Man will also be ashamend when he comes in the Glory of His Father with the Holy angels. Mark ; ( ;..And He said to them ) :Assuredly, I say to you that there are some standing here who will not taste death till they see the Kingdom of God present with power.
"can U"
Can u feel me creeping into ur soul? slithering like a snake. Can u feel my hands grasping around ur heart? holding tightly, taking ur lyfe slowly away. Can u feel the darkness, surrounding u? as I take ur very last breathe for my own. Can u feel the pain- I felt as I let u go? sleep my darling, sleep. And may u never have peace, may u haunt me for all eternity. On this day, I bring ur death, can u feel it? As I carry ur lyfeless body, u shall carry my lyfeless soul with u. Can u feel, my darling? Because I can't.
Evil,much evil passes here on earth.Perhaps I will never stop crying.Without family,alone,very alone I walk,crying day and night only cries consume my eyes and soul.Under evil so hard. Ay ay my lord! Take pity on me,put an end to this suffering.Give me death my Beautiful lord,or give my soul transcendence
What To Do
Back to Clearwater, go to Tampa for the day...Clearwater or Tampa...Tampa or Clearwater!
Have You?
Have you ever just had one of those days when you feel lost and confused not sure whats going on?Then out of nowhere you see something thats been there every day and all of a sudden it makes sense and that lost and confused feeling just goes away. It just goes to show life is like a roller coaster some times your up some times your down and some times your just out of control and all ya can do is hang on for the ride and see where ya go next!
Do You Belived In The Whole One Person That Is Meant For You Thing?
I'm 28 years old and have been in a couple of relationships in my time,but my question is...Is there really only one person in this world you are true meant to be with and how do you know??? I have been through a lot of crap and it seems that every relationship that I have been in seems not to be right. I want to know how the hell you are suppose to know when it is meant be to or not or is it at all. I mean honestly how do you really know if it is love or do we just work it out. You know like meet in the middle on things and settle for what you get out of it or hold out for that one true person your not sure is even out there. I have been thinking about this for so long and I just can't figure it out. So if you have any feed back message me and let me know.... Peace Out, ME
The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 4
Swan's Wisdom Includes: Awakening the power of self Understanding dream symbols Seeing into the future Understanding spiritual evolution Developing intuitive abilities Divination Grace in dealing with others Bat's Wisdom Includes: Shamanic death and rebirth Pollination of new ideas Transition Initiation Viewing past lives Understanding grief The use of vibrational sound Camouflage Invisibility Ability to observe unseen Dolphin/Porpoise's Wisdom Includes: Knowledge of the sea Patron of sailors Change Wisdom Balance Harmony Communication skills Freedom Trust Understanding the power of rhythm in your life Use of breath to release intense emotions Water element magick Porcupine's Wisdom Includes: Innocence Trust in Spirit Renewed sense of wonder Creating your own path Protection of boundaries Defense when threatened Allowing others their path Non-interference
I've Gotta Vent.....
and I really don't care what anyone thinks at this point. It's time for me to be a biotch so I don't blow up at the people that mean the most to me. First fubar stuff....I have 1,088 friends, 23 family members and 1,146 friends and only 4 people in my contest? Hell, only about that many actually reposted my bulletin and to those that did, I say thank you!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you don't want to be in it, but help me spread the word please? I'm usually one of the first one's there helping people out when they need it. Well screw that! I'm tired of being used. On the subject of being used....or taken for a fool or ex is driving me up a freaking wall!!!!! Not my ex-hubby, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me. He KNOWS I'm in a relationship, and yet he won't stop asking for things. I'm not going into details because I don't think it's necessary. If you're a man, you know and any other woman knows exactly what he wants. But yet!!!!! He is SOOOOOOO in love with the gi
Calling All Bombers Please Help
please help my friend yugi oh hes been a good friend to me n has helped me in contest n such can u all do me a favor n throw down some comments on his contest hes in it for a 14,000VIC....I BET HE HAS HELPED MANY OF U...SO PLEASE SHOW LOVE
The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 5
Sea Eagle's Wisdom Includes: Carries souls back to the dreamtime Soul world memory Retrieves lost soul parts Oversees soul retrievals Sheep/Ram/Ewe's Wisdom Includes: Maintaining balance in dangerous situations Confidence in ones abilities Fertility Courage needed to maintain balance New beginnings Abundance Assurance in new areas Caribou/Reindeer's Wisdom Includes: Connection to home over long distances Power of wandering Protection while traveling Social skills Retention of ones power in group situations Ability to go long periods in the dark Hippopotamus's Wisdom Includes: Proper use of aggression Ability to move gracefully through emotions Mother-fury when necessary Birth of new ideas Protection of family Spider's Wisdom Includes: Master weaver Weaver of the web of fate Wisdom Creativity Divine inspiration Shapeshifting Understanding the patterns of illusion Female energy for t
Goodmorning To Fu, Goodmorning To Fu!
Droppin' by to tell you all a Good Morning. The weekend is getting closer, and boy, and I glad. We got all the school registration done yesterday for Moriah...backpack and school supplies bought, so she is ready for school to start off on Aug. 21. Even though she hasn't said anything, I think she's a little excited for it to start....probably since it's her Sr. year and now she's among the "top on the totem pole" to speak. But it still floors me as to where the past 17 yrs. have gone...and how quickly. Seems they go that way the older we get! Got to work today...11-2, then I'm sure it will be straight home in order to get out of the heat. It's suppose to be another scorcher today, and throughout the weekend, from what I've heard. Welp...will run, but had to drop in and say a big "Howdy" to you all this morning, and I'm sure I'll be in touch with alot of you later this afternoon when I get home. HAVE A FUBARLICIOUS DAY!!!!
The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 6
Koala's Wisdom Includes: Ability to climb over obstacles Recognizing the value of slow movement Ability to remain above the fray The power of yoga Helpful advice giver Llama/Guanaco/Vicuna's Wisdom Includes: Overcoming materialism Moving over hurdles Comforting others Withstanding cold Peacock/Peahen's Wisdom Includes: All aspects of beauty Immortality Ability to see into the past, present, and future Dignity Self-confidence Rising out of ashes Rhinocero's Wisdom Includes: Learning comfort in solitude Connection to ancient wisdom Knowledge of self Proper use of ancient wisdom Trust of instincts Seal's Wisdom Includes: Protection during change Lucid dreaming Protection from danger Movement through emotions Creativity Antelope's Wisdom Includes: Understanding the conversation of death Value of strong survival skills Ability to leap over obstacles Swiftness Gentlen
To My Family
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, You guy's are the reason I believe that love is so-- true. Whether it be the fact that I screwed up, or I've just won a Grammy, I now know who will be there for me in the end.... My Family. ♥
I Cant Believe He Rated Me A 1
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Fallen Angel
I am a fallen angel, Cast out of heaven, Wings bursting with flame, As I fall through the sky. I am wounded, On the outside and within, Too many painful memories, Such burdens that I bare. I am lost, Every path I cross is wrong, And always has been, I've never known where to go. I am cold, Far colder than ice, The long years of love, Have evolved into hate. I am a lie, The truth never coming to me, All I've done was false and pointless, I am a mistake to the world. I am nothing, nothing but a mere soul that has been defeated, So I fall...fall...and I fall...till I am no more.
Just A Few Jokes ...........
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. What's
Song Of The Wind
The Angel lay in silence, cold and broken on the ground; When carried on a distant breeze she heard a soft sweet sound. A song danced 'cross the night sky past the moon and past the stars; A song of new beginning touched the Fallen Angel's heart. What was a song of sorrow with no beginning or no end, Was now a joy filled melody as she listened to the Wind. A song of inspiration poured forth into her soul, Her tattered wings were lifted; the Wind 'neath them made her whole. Laughter danced around her head in a sparkling brilliant light, And with the Wind to lift her wings the Angel took to flight. Flying through the twinkling stars she spiraled and she soared; Spinning, swirling gracefully for her heart had been restored. Stardust sprinkled from her wings as she soared into the night; A glittering path her laughter left as she floated 'cross the sky. Then gently from the Angel's heart a song began to sing; The same song of undying love for the Wind beneath her wings. The
Qoute For The Day
Kids in the back seat can cause accidents and accidents in the back seat can cause kids.
Vermillion Pt 2
She seems dressed in all the rings Of past fatalaties So fragile yet so devious She continues to see Climatic hands that press Her temples and my chest Enter the night that she came home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) She is everything and more The solemn hypnotic My Dahlia, bathed in posession She is home to me I get nervous, perverse when I see her it's worse But the stress is astounding It's now or never she's coming home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) Hard to say what caught my attention fixed and crazy, Aphid Attraction Carve my name in my face, to recognize Such a pheromone cult to terrorize I won't let this build up inside of me(x4) (Yeah!) I'm a slave, and I am a master No restraints and, unchecked collectors I exist through my name, to self-oblige She is something in me, that I despise I won't let this build up inside of me(x8) She isn't real, I can't make her real She isn't real, I can't m
For A Good Friends
What was I saying about "double teaming"?
12 Steps To Recovery
A Marine's 12 steps to recovery: 1. I am a Marine, I have a problem. This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: -Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530 or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early). -Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, work out, get used to it. -"Fuck" cannot be used to replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um". -Grunting is not talking. -It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out" 3. Style: -A high and tight looks really dumb -So does a low reg, but not as bad. -A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world. -you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time. 4. Women: -Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls. -Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6
A Good Pun Is It's Own Re-word.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. > > > > A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. > > > > Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > > > > A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean > > your mother. > > > > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. > > > > I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. > > > > Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. > > > > A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > > > > Corduroy pillows are making headlines. > > > > Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? > > > > Sea captains don't like crew cuts. > > > > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > > > > A successful diet is the triumph of mind over > > platter. > > > > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > > > > A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. > > > > Without geometry, life is pointless. > > > > When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your > > imagination. > > > > Reading while sunbathing makes
The Fallen Angel
I am a fallen angel The earth is my home I went away from the light Because I preferred the comfort Of the shadows and the night I am not evil Though I am not considered good Yet all are told to fear me But I am just misunderstood Just because I am draped in black And I no longer have white wings Sprouting from my back I am forever destined to remain alone Ostracized by god-fearers In my new, mortal home I am still immortal For it is said my punishment is to watch While the rest of the world suffers And all the plans of do-gooders are botched I can never lend a hand To fight for what is right Or try to save the day I am ousted from the flock Though I am more or less the same Each of you are tainted at birth Yet you go through great pains To remove the mark Baptism is quite a holy shower But you never lose the scars Don’t get me wrong I think it’s a wonderful thing To try to save your souls From the eternal chaos Living in sin can bring But I am just a
Little walk down Main Street last night in Disney World.
Hi There
to all my freinds and family on fubar. i will not be on here for a couple of days due to my cousins furnal is this saturday. and i want to say thank you to everyone for your preys. i love you all. medic
College Girls
Three college girls went in for physicals, Upon examining the first woman the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'H' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did you get this?" She says "my boyfriend is from Harvard, he likes to leave his letter sweater on when we make love." While examining the second woman the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'Y' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did you get this?" She says "my boyfriend is from Yale, he likes to leave his letter sweater on when we make love." During the examination of the third woman the Dr. notices a large letter 'M' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. says "I see your boyfriend is from the University of Minnesota !" She responds "No, my girlfriend is from Wisconsin !"
Old Man
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
The Meaning Of My Default Song " When Your Gone" By Avril Lavigne A Song For My Best Friend ♥ I ♥ U Shawn
Though im sure he knows who he is.. (he is one on my top friends) because i have been finding myself repeatly telling him that i love him in the last few days.. plus, we have been friends for a while now,.. hes always been there for me, and i will always be there for him no matter what.. though im sure, he is not ready for anything else other then friendship long term.. and that is okay.. i will always hang out and wait for him just incase that day he wants to try anything more to come.. and if not then i am just glad ot have him as my friend. I have been trying to bring myself to talk to him more about things.. like how much he means to me (although im sure he knows) ect.. but im not that great with words.. or i say something and get lost in the true meaning of what i wanted to say.. so.. i found this song by Avril Lavigne called "when your gone" - i find it the perfect song to help me with the words i feel for him in my heart.. :) so all i can do now is hope that he comes online one
A guy decides he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot answers the guy's question, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh, yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang on to your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it cause of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer, can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almo
Meetin' People That Don't Show! I am pretty new at this meet someone online...then go meet them in person stuff! I find it a little weird! Call me odd...old fashioned...whatever! But...if you say...."Hey...I don't live far from you...why don't you and I meet up in real person!" You better damned well show up! I was gonna be out and about and passin' through the town that one of my "friends" lives in and she and I were gonna meet up....she was a NO SHOW! *click* *click* DELETED!!!!!!!
15,000 To Level A Leveler
return the love..For those that are now dont tlet the amount scare you just show love there are alot of us Karen Dove/Confederate Bomber Family Member/Club F.A.R.@ fubar
i need sex if u want me leave ur number
Away For The Weekend
Just to let all you nice people know, thatI have just booked some last minute train tickets (SUPER CHEAP) to take the kids away for the weekend. I'm taking them to the seaside as my parents have a caravan in Norfolk, so as HUbby is working and my poor Ellie-Marie has gone and broken her arm, we are bored of rattling about here in this weather, so we are off.... be back Sunday night.... Hope you all have a great weekend too... **toodles off to pack**
Repost ~who's Left
I just deleted over 800 friends that I felt didn't care if I was their friend one way or those of you left are hopefully my real friends and hopefully I am not just a number to you....I don't turn down friends requests to anyone :-) I always like to meet new people and hopefully get to know least a little :-) Hugs and Kisses! ~Lucie WwW.SparkleTags.Com
12,000 To Level A Leveler
lets return the love that she shows many others Karen Dove/Confederate Bomber Family Member/Club F.A.R.@ fubar
just when i think things are good, and gonna stay that way it blows up in my face. i guess for the most part, things are okay now.. but it still bothers me that i put my all into something && get a slap in the face afterwards. sometimes i just want to go back to the way i was. jaded, and anti-social. but then again, i wasn't completely happy with that person.. but it sure as hell saved me from a lot of hurt and drama. sometimes i just want to give up on life in general. but i can't do that to the people i love and care about. they're what keeps me going.. i just don't know how much longer i will be able to deal with this shit. *sigh* i just want things to go back to the way they were when they good.. is that really too much to ask for??
Harlot Test Bully
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Pork Medallions With Orange Sauce
Serves 4 in about 45 minutes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pork tenderloin, cut into 1/2-inch thick slices * 1/4 cup flour * salt and freshly ground black pepper * 1-2 Tablespoons olive oil * 1 small garlic clove, minced * 3/4 cup fresh orange juice * 1 Tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice * 1 Tablespoons capers, drained and rinsed PREPARATION: 1. Mix the flour together with salt and pepper and place on a paper plate or other shallow dish. 2. Lightly pound the the pork slices so that they are about 1/3 of an inch thick. Coat with the flour mixture. 3.Heat the oil in a nonstick skillet over med-high heat. Working in batches, sear the pork, about 2 minutes per side. Add more oil if necessary. Transfer the pork to a platter and cover with foil. 4. Turn the heat to medium and add the garlic, stir about 30 seconds. Add the capers and the orange and lemon juices. Bring to a boil, stirring to scrape up any browned bits. 5. Pour in any of the
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This little girl was telling her mother what to do in the store the other day....which reminded me: I wonder if my mom ever threw her back out, kicking my ass for talking back? Hmmm...something to think about.+
Hank Williams Iii Show
Last night I went to see Hank III, and I was totally stoked to do so. I love his country stuff, because he sounds like his grandpa. The show started with a band called Eick Joad and the Power of Country. The like truck driving songs, but weren't half bad. Not good enough to make me want to buy their stuff, but not o bad that I wanted to stick a straw in my ear. Then there was about a 15 minute wait, so we got to listen to a bunch of drunken ass pirates chant his name, and genuinely make ass of themselves. But there were enough of them, that they had a big enough crowd as to not feel bad about doing it. Before I forget, this was at the Pearl Room in Mokena IL. Its one of my favorite places to see bands, because its small, and you can get within inchs of the stage. General Admission too. So Hank III comes out, and he is awesome on stage. Stand up bass, a fiddle player, steel guitar, and him on acoustic. He burns thru about 20 of his songs in an hour and a half, and they wer
Harlot......hmmmm....did It Work??
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Whoop Whoop
Whoop! Whoop whoop! There's just something 'bout your Whoop whoop! It makes me wanna whoop whoop! I just can't help but whoop whoop! There's just something 'bout your Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop got me jumpin' through hoops 'Cause a day without your love girl, I can't recoup Send chills down my spine every time we touch You say come here I get in gear, like poppin' the clutch That rush like you're rollin' down a hill You said, "Be still, I got a chill!" I said, "Okay girl, I will!" With the sweat accumulating in a pool in your navel I'm rockin' your body 'cause I'm willin' and able Truth not fable, I make the bed sing like the movies on cable Holdin' on tight sittin' tall in the saddle Your heels inside just like spurrin' cattle Hearts in rhythm, nibble on my ear please be my friend Your hair is gettin' tangled 'cause I make your body tingle By the hair of my chinny-chin chin, gotta get your Whoop whoop! It makes me wanna whoop whoop! I just
An Angel Passes
Metairie girl is killed in crash in Indiana Teenage driver was fleeing police Thursday, August 09, 2007 By Daniel Monteverde A Metairie girl was killed and two Metairie teens were injured in a car crash in Valparaiso, Ind., on Wednesday afternoon, the Porter County Sheriff's Department said. About 2:15 p.m., a car that Brandie N. Broussard, 15; Rachel McNeil, 16; and Robert D. Norris, 17, were riding in struck the fuel tank of a tractor-trailer at the intersection of Indiana 49 and Porter County Road 400 North, also known as Vale Park Road, the Sheriff's Department said. The crash occurred while the unidentified 16-year-old driver attempted to flee from police. While a Porter County Sheriff's Department detective was checking the Vale Park Road home of the 16-year-old boy, wanted for questioning in a series of burglaries and on a warrant for violating his juvenile parole, the suspect pulled up in a red 1994 Saturn his mother owned. When the suspect saw Sgt. Jeff
An Angel Passes 2
15-year-old killed as driver flees police Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:22 AM CDT Post a Comment | Email this story | Print this story Times Staff Report VALPARAISO | A 15-year-old Louisiana girl was killed Wednesday in a crash in which the driver of the car she was riding in was fleeing from police and hit a semitrailer, police said. The driver, a 16-year-old Valparaiso boy, is under guard at a local hospital and is expected to be charged today. The crash occurred at 2:15 p.m. at the intersection of Ind. 49 and County Road 400 North, also known as Vale Park Road. Three other teens were in the car. The driver, who police did not name, was wanted on a warrant for violating his juvenile probation. Brandie N. Broussard, the left back-seat passenger, died from internal injuries, Porter County police Sgt. Timothy Emmons said in a news release. Rachel McNeil, 16, the front-seat passenger, suffered internal injuries, and Robert D. Norris, 17, the right back-seat passeng
I Wanna Live In The South!
RULES OF THE SOUTH The 'Rules of the South' are as follows: 01.) Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 02.) Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 03.) Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 04.) They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one. 05.) So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $825,000 cotton-pickers that are driven only three weeks a year. 06.) So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try your best to comprehend the concept. 07.) If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 08.) OH YEA
Married Life
i got this from a friend thought it was funny A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just hol
For anyone that wants to see just how bad I F#*@ed up my leg, go to my pics to see the X-rays of my broken Tib/Fib.....
Your Technique
Don't Sweat the Technique Each of us has something we do especially well, a move or trick that drive our partners BANANAS. I have learned some "soul kiss" techniques that when used after the "getting to know you," tongue work on the outer lips and before you zero in on the clitoris, can get the pleasure zones inside the frontal vaginal area, which are very sensitive, to be very responsive, and if you follow up with with more stimulation by entering her while her hips are elevated either be placing her feet on the thighs of the penetrator or lifting her hips with a pillow folded double the G-Spot is massaged if you get the angle right. Don't go to deep at first until she tells you to. What are your best techniques?
U Think U Know Me
ok so u boyz think u know me all so well u think iam like some girl out there that u been around but iam sorry to say iam not iam me and i do what i want i say what i want and i go where i want no man tell me how to live my life or what to wear. u can all think what u want of me say what u want about me i don't realy give a flying fuck i have never need a man for anything i have done just fine on my own so if u think i need u to make my life hole then think again if u want to be a part of my life then that fine but u better be ready to take me for who iam if u don't like what i say where i go or who i hang out with or who my friends are then that just fine if u don't like how i act then just walk away now cause iam never going to change i never have and iam sure as hell not going to start now. oh and if u think iam some kind of chick u can play games with well wrong thinking again u can try but i can always play hard. and yes i know iam cute and sweet looking but that don't mean to muc
My lips turned to razor blades that kissed your wrist. I just stand ther watching the blood drain. drop by drop.
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A Poem
Your Harsh Glare Wilts My petals, Closing them Until dusk's Safety. Opening tentatively, Revealing their Beauty to No one. A fubar friend posted a blog entry that made me think of this poem, which I feel is applicable. I wrote it 07/17 and just filed it away, but am glad to share it.
Come On!!!!1
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
Sex & Shopping
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new c
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