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The Dildo Story
In order for this to make ANY sense you have to understand I am a fabricator of sorts.I am too cheap to buy something I can build or make or if I am bored I will invent something interesting.I am known in my neighborhood for this.I am often heard saying if I cant fix aint broke,or you dont really need it I had the lady a few houses down come over an ask me while I was tinkering about my garage if I could really fix anything.I replied yes pretty much .(see above quote) It was at this time I noticed her carrying a brown paper bag.She sheepishly handed me the bag ,I took the bag an hesitantly opened it.Inside the bag was one of hte biggest vibrators I have ever seen.She asked me if I would try an fix it.I was about 10 beers deep an said sure what the hell ,the kids were gone as was the wife.She smiled a smile about like some kid anticipating the arrival of Christmas an went on her way.I shrugged opened another cold beer an put the device on my bench an started to take i
My Birthday!!!!
here's the deal ..tmr is my 20th birthday and i have to work 2-9 should i celebrate it on wednesday when i dont work or should celebrate it tonite or not celebrate it at all and wait til im 21 and just celebrate that one?? plz msg me back with an answer!! thnxs ~*KR1ST3N~*
Heavenly Blessing
God is the biggest help in the World ...... I claimed it for you - now claim it for me. God has more than a thousand ways to provide for us, that we know nothing about. Here is your financial blessing! "Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to you that you abundantly bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and wife, but all who believe and trust in You. GOD, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the person who sent this to me, but for me and all that I have share this message with. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything! I thank you in advance for your blessings Lord, deliver the person reading this right now from debt and debt burdens and grant them good health and long life. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that you have given me Lord, for I know
This Is The End...
thought about it long and hard and I'm bored with all the point hunting, fake friend bullshit on here...later folks, have fun
Random Offerings
Subject: Urine Test I received this email. It is an interesting take and I never thought about it in such a way. Urine Tests~ Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Please pass this along if you agree or simply Delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along,
Just To Behold Her Elegant Beauty ........
Just to behold her Elegant Beauty brings this Man such Pleasure. To gaze into her eyes kindles the flaming desire he holds for her. Her coal black hair, soft & silky as the satin sheets from her bed. Her lips has the softness of rose petals, and are laced with the poison of passion. The touch of her lips pressed against mine leaves me breathless. Looking into her eyes cast a spell on my soul. My desires burn within. The touch of her soft creamy white skin against me bring floods Of passion throughout my body. Her voluptuous body pressed against mine in the heat of passion, Our bodies intertwined in such intensity. Together our body and spirit becomes ONE.
8-5-07, Sunday
The Intruder Part 2
It was still dark in the bed room as strong hands pulled back the covers. She knew what was happening, but try as she might, her arms wouldn't respond as they lay limply at her side! She could hear the sound of fabric being cut, and realized that who ever it was, had used a scissors to cut away her nighty and panties, leaving her naked and totally accessible!!! It was then that for the first time he spoke as he whispered into her ear, "Even though you can't move or speak I know that you can hear me!!!" "I promise that I will not hurt you in any way," he continued, "but I will tell you that I am going to use you sexually for my own pleasure and enjoyment!!!" "Don't try to fight me, it is hopeless to resist, and also, one final thing, I adore giving orgasms to women who try and resist me, they fight it, but their bodies still respond to my touch!!!" "To make it more erotic and mysterious, I am leaving the lights off to let your imagination run wild!!!" It was quiet for a few minutes, a
The Intruder Part 3
She stiffened slightly, waiting for him to enter her, but instead, the air whistled from her lungs as his mouth engulfed her dripping organ!!! She wished that it wasn't so, but a fury was growing in her pussy that she couldn't control!!! It was maddening, being forced into having sex with an unknown stranger, but having your body respond like he was your husband or lover!!! From down at her pussy came a question, " Eva, dear, if you want me to suck harder, flex your pussy for me, tighten and loosed it to show me your desire!!!" "Damn him," he was mocking her, but all the while knowing how badly she needed the relief only a hard climax could provide for her!!! Besides, he could keep her on the edge for as long as he wanted to, so she might as well give him what he wanted!!! Straining hard, she tightened and untightened the muscles in her cunt, which caused him to groan as he buried his tongue inside of her, driving her closer and closer to the much needed relief that just seemed to elud
The Intruder Part 4
When it was over he collapsed on top her, totally spent and drained of every last bit of energy in his muscular body!!! A gurgle formed in her throat as her pussy began the long process of unwinding after such a brutal and viscous assault!!! She was beginning to regain just the hint of her motor skills, as she could now barely move the tips of her fingers and toes!!! A few moments later he was packed and ready to leave, but he had one last "gift" for her! Just before leaving he place a special harness around her waist and affixed a small vibrator to a specially designed sleeve that held it in place!!! Carefully positioning the straps so they were in exactly the correct position, he flicked on the on switch, slipped the little hummer into its sheath, and inserted the rest of it into her still sopping wet pussy!!! After everything was just right, he tightened up the straps to assure that no amount of struggling could dislodge the little satisfier!!! "Judy," he whispered, "I have to leave
Who Wants To Read It!!!
In our spiritual jorney,there are prizes prepared...not for the first who win the race,but for those who,keep running the race of faith and stick to GOD!!! Have a BLESS day!! GOD BLESS!!!
I Love My Country~But~I Fear My Government!!!!!
Crabby Old Man
CRABBY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa , Florida , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? ....What do you see? What are you thinking.....when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, ...not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?
Yes, I Am Different
Yes, I am different Yes, I am different, You don't have to tell me, Yes, I am different, That I can see. Yes, I am different, But I like the way I am, If people don't like me, That's too bad for them. Yes, I am different, People tease and stare, Yes, I am different, But you know what who cares. Yes, I am different, I have lots of friends who like me for who I am inside, Yes, I am different, I'm not afraid I don't have to hide. Written by me*Little Lee*
what is greater than god? more powerful than the devil, poor people have it,rich people need it, if you eat it you will die!
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold that man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." Replied the woman. The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that c
"Reflection" Look at me You may think you see Who I really am But you'll never know me Every day It's as if I play a part Now I see If I wear a mask I can fool the world But I cannot fool my heart Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? I am now In a world where I Have to hide my heart And what I believe in But somehow I will show the world What's inside my heart And be loved for who I am Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection Someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm Someone else for all time? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? There's a heart that must be Free to fly That burns with a need to know The reason why Why must we all conceal What we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm Someone else for all time When will my reflection show Who I am inside? When will my reflecti
Sunday Drop Off
one of the wedding parties had to schedule a sunday drop off with me, so when they came in this after noon i asked the groom and the best man how the wedding turned out, the bestman replied "excellant", which means he deffinitly got laid. The groom replied "good", which means the bride was on the rag and they still have another 6 days till they will have sex again
This Saturday With My Son (8-4-2007)
I picked up my son at 9 a.m. like I always do. We left the house and rode around for a little bit talking and waiting for the bowling alley to open. We bowled 3 games (man is it expensive). After that we went to eat at his favorite place (and luckily cheap) Ci Ci's pizza buffet. Then we went over to my cousins for a little while and he played outside with his cousin and some of her friends. While I was at my cousins he was telling me about a friend of mine that had run into my ex. She said she talked (or listened rather) to my ex put me down for fifteen minutes (and she says she doesn't talk about me) She finally just told her she had to leave. I know I talk about my ex, But, the things I say are true. I know every story has two sides, but I can promise you I DON'T LIE and I will admit to the things that I did wrong in our marriage. She on the other hand will LIE in a heartbeat. She did it the whole time we were married. I see no need for lying. It doesn't get you anywhere. I was readi
Love's Final Farewell
Thinking of you every day, every minute your smile, your touch, your breath two minds reaching out to touch the rush of adrenaline every time you walk into the room Then the slow realization what started as the juxtaposition of two souls becomes an ever widening chasm it happened so slowly but when the realization hits it's like a sword piercing my heart to hold on and hope or release you the internal battle rages the decision made with a tender kiss we turn and walk away farewell my sweet, sweet love
Men Can Be Strange
Why do some men have to be so fake? Just be honest with me and I'll respec you forever. Don't tell me you like me if you don't. Don't tell me you'll call if you won't. Don't tell me you had a great time if you didn't. And most important, don't tell me you'll be back if you won't. Honesty is the one thing you have that should never be abused. If you don't have any backbone and can't be straight up, then I'd prefer not to hear from you. I understand this blog does not apply to all men, but if the shoe fits, then too bad.
Welcome Mat
Well it's happened again, ladies and gents!!! Yet another person that told me he loved me and told me he cared.....well let's just say, he lied. Apprently i'm not worth waiting for and apparently I'm not worth the wait. So now all I want is friendships with those I know and to hell with everything else.!!!
Waking Nightmares
Sometimes I think having an over active imaginatino can be a bad thing, that coupled with a delicate sensibility, tends to give me waking nightmares that I cant seem to block out of my head and bring me to tears. I wonder if this is something really wrong with me, or if its okay. Recently a bridge collapsed in Minnasota, and I cant stop thinking about how horrible it would be. I've had many thoughts about what I might have done in such a situation; with things ranging from if I was all alone, or with friends; which way I was going on the bridge, ect. I think its really morbid and I dont want to think about it at all really, but I keep getting reminded of it by things. (Maybe because I work on the river...i dunno.)
Me And Better Half
We met when he was 15 yrs. old when he was walking by my house, and I am 24 yrs old . He wanted to go with me then but I was nice to wait till he was old enough to go with him. then when he was 21 yrs old we got together in a bar that we met again and i had him and his cousin buying me beer all night long. now back to this to fill u in on what happened since i wrote this , we it has been 3 months, and all was good until he decided to go back to visit his ex-girlfriend who cheated on him and lied to him but he was surprised when i found out when he got home on friday night that i found out that he was there and he tried to figure out who told me that he was there. well all of the sudden this girl showed up to my home saturday night and asked him him and i told her that we were together and he never told her that we were togother . he made is mind up after he asked who cheated on him and lied to him and he chose the lier and the cheater and that girl lives in addison ny .
Diary 2007 So Far
First, allow me to apologise in not keeping my blog records upto date... very remiss of me! Secondly, in April this year I officially qualified as a physiotherapist (? physical in US? - anyone reading this I'm sure will let me know!!!) after 5 years of graft I wasn't going to fail at the last hurdle... that would have been too much! Thirdly, May came and I was graduated along with the 2003 cohort (my classmates from 2003-2006) at a very poncy ceremony at the Barbican (City of London) as well as about 1000 nurses. And then came June... still waiting for that first Physio job... certainly nothing before my burpday on 17th but hey-ho!! July... just thought I would pop in to the Wimbledon Guild to volunteer my services for the 'stroke club'... I only got a job there didn't I?!! Quite fortuitous if I say so myself... AND what's more, there may be an opportunity to practice some of my newly acquired physio skills in Elder Rehabilitation! And now we are in August... we've had
Virgo And Libra My 2 Zodiac Signs
i'm a virgo and libra split between the 2 Virgo Your element: Earth Your ruling planets: Mercury Symbol: The Virgin Your stone: Sapphire Life Pursuit: To do the right thing Vibration: Compassionate and caring Virgo's Secret Desire: To love and be loved in return Description: Virgos are often put down badly by many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs. Many Virgos can be found working in the "service to others" industries, ranging from welfare work, doctors, school-teachers through to practicing natural forms of healing like massage, herbal remedies etc. One of the most magical characteristics of the Virgo is no matter how many times life or romance turns sour on them, they still manage to maintain faith in others,
Fake Freinds
FAKE FRIENDS People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...
Been Busy
So .. . The last couple days while basically wasted have led to one delightful development. . . I"m totally and completely in love with Ryan he's in basic right now but will be home soon I've known him for over a year and I guess we're a couple now and i'm quite deliriously happy about it actually but I'm still jobless so if you know anybody hiring it would be much appriciated. Kiss Kiss
I Wanna Be...
Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter.
Rule one: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please do not take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still., I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to you
Leia In Return Of The Jedi
Has anyone noticed how freakin' smokin' Princess Leia still is in Return Of The Jedi! I say DAMN! I'm watching it now, and she's wearing her little Jabba the Hut freaky-deaky outfit! I have puberty wood starting! Mmmmm, tasty Leia!!!!
Need Alot Of Love Plssssss
Hi is links to the contests I am in..Pls rate and bomb if you can..I would appreciate it and will return the favor.. Hugs, Mechelle Thanks in adavance You can click on the pics below and just type whatever on the comments...Im new to this but thank you.
The Truth About Islam, Never Spoken More Clearly
My dad sent me with and its amazingly true. Please pass this around.
Me And You
Ordinary no, really don't think so Not a love this true Common destiny We were meant to be Me and you Like a perfect scene from a movie screen Where every dream comes true Suited perfectly for eternity Me and you Every day, I need you even more At the nighttime too There's no way I could ever let you go Even if I wanted to Every day I live I try my best to give All I have to you I thank the stars above That we share this love me and you Every day, I need you even more At the nighttime too There's no way I could ever let you go Even if I wanted to Ordinary no, I really don't think so Just a precious few Ever make it last Get as lucky as Me and you
Girls Look.....
Because Of Your Love...
Baby I don't understand How just the touch Of your hand Can make me Feel invincible Do you know just Where you take me? Do you how high You make me? I need your kiss Like oxygen With your arms Warm around me When your eyes look Deep into me It's un-stopable Baby anything is possible Everything I wanna be Any dream I wanna dream I can, because of your love Anywhere I ever go With all of my heart I know I am the man I am Because of your love Don't know how I lived before you Now I live to Explore you Take me to your Secret world I could swim in your Deep blue passion Or I could feel your love Come crashing over me And bless me Whether you're right By my side Whether you and I Are a million miles apart I can always feel you In my heart
You Know Who You Are....
Special are the days when I think of you Special are the nights when you're in my dreams Oh the pain...the longing to be touched by you...Kissed by you I wake up from a dream To reach out but you're not there It wasn't at all what it seemed I only long to have you here to see you...feel you...TASTE you I want you to be with me...inside of me To give you all the love you're due To show you what true lover can really be You're already in my my soul it took you to make me completely whole.
One Love , True Love , One Love
somebody needs love about my baby care then somebody needs love got to get it right away then we say one love baby hear wot i say one love baby right away one love if you left me again true love i tryed to overstand somebody needs love baby baby baby care somebody needs love got to get it right away (one love) baby hear what i say (true love) get it right away one love all that love can do true love your love i put my faith in you somebody needs love! and thats true yeah!baby baby baby care somebody needs love got to get it right away one love true love one love true love one love true i tryed to overstand somebody needs love baby baby baby care let me tell ya somebody needs love got to get it right got to get it right it away (one love) got to get it right away true love one love one love one love true love one love true love one love.... all material and lyric's owned by marley & tosh torrents 2006-2007© Sean. All rights reserved ®
What I Miss....
The warmth..... Laying together in the semi dark touching places rarely caressed. I miss the corners. The corners of your mouth, the corners of your eyes, the corners of your.... the places where things come together... and separate. The inviting crevices. I miss just staring into your eyes. No words necessary. Bathing in the glow of knowing, And the sudden upwelling in my throat at the thought of losing you. The sex is nice too.....
all private pic albums are closed until further notice..... big thanks to the 5 people who have done what i asked!
18,000 To Level
I know that some of our new levelers are close to leveling.If you are under 10,000 please leave a profile comment with the amount you need on the homepage... Lets go show some love... REDDRAGON@ fubar
At night I sit alone and watch the shadows dance around. I hold my breath and listen yet silence is the only sound. I reach for some comfort yet feel no embrace. I am tired of the emptiness and loneliness of this place. I can feel no more hurt because I have learned to live with my pain. I often wonder how I survived and continue to stay sane. I have hurt so deeply and cried too many tears. I have been empty and broken for so many years. I am tired of pretending that I am fine and all is okay. I am tired of hiding behind this mask I wear every day. I have drifted so far and can no longer be saved. These feelings hold me captive and to them I am enslaved.
Became my friend never rated 1 pix but NSFW'd 39 private pix
Hay All.
I tryed to add some new pics to the page. But no luck But if any of you us Myspace. I added them there. I hope you enjoy them.
Another Good One
Breakfast at McDonald's .. Please read until the end. This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!)I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone
I Want To Take A Moment To Say Prayers Now To God> Our Heavenly Father>
Oh father see us thru this day < may you Bless us and keep us; close to you in all ways .My you use me, my talents and gifts as you will. I want to serve thee and do what I can in thy name. Lord thank you ; for all in my life and for letting me see and belive and giving me of free will to have faith in you..Please help those hurting in ways they cant seem to over come illiness or loss or griefs or lonliness what ever it be... those who seek love or ansewers in, their lives; I ask in Thy name that you,ll comfort them and send answers for them. If it be thy will..keep us all strong in thy faith oh Lord . let not Satan tear us down .. help us to hold fast and strong . May you fill up our hearts with joy , and love and hope , and a peace and faith ever strong . to go on in thy faith and may our faith never be shaken.Than- you oh Lord for all thy Gift, s given unto me and thank you for all thy blessings..I ask in ; Thy name for so much to be given to all , and I hope;
Family Togetherness.
So, yesterday,my parents and I went to see Colleens family,and we all get along really good! The only person that doesn't fit in is Bret's gf,''Colleens brother'',cause shes a control freak and is snooty.But we don't need her,lol! Amber,their sister,and her husband Ron,have the cutest baby too.So give my brother John and Colleen the best of luck! later.
It Has Been A Long Night.
It has been a long night. One long night in a long weekend. I work as a Security Officer. I have maintained this job in order to keep a positive cash flow while I attempt to make a living writing. To date, SpiritFlight’s response had been somewhat less then stellar. SpiritFlight, by the way, is available through I am at a new post. It is the Dallas Cowboys Stadium construction site in Arlington, Texas. Working there is like camping out four nights a week. What you have in the way of food and water is what you pack in, or what you can grab in a 10 minute run to the nearby Quick Mart. Again, no air, no lights, no comfort, just long, long hours watching and waiting in hopes that intervention is not necessary. Watch wait and report. I was put there because they trust me to show up, do the job, not screw up the client, and keep the peace as necessary. Hot long hours of heat, dust, worry, and the hunt. The constant vigil for trouble that it is hoped never occurs. We live i
Have You Had Your Smoke For The Day???
Hey all. Got back from vacation last tues! It was fun!! Went up Deals Gap NC and rode Tail of the Dragon(318 curves in 11miles!) Taking my MSF on Sept 7,8,9and hopefully getting my M-Class license(motorcycle license) Being so short I willprobably buy a Kawasaki Ninja or a Buell Blast. Have a Great Weekend! Shell...I miss you Gaz---YOU SUCK Mickey Mouse Ballz...but I still love ya!
Poker Pete13's Acct. Was Deleted. Please Show Some Love.
Pete's acct. got deleted. Please go fan, rate add,spank... Show him LOTS O LOVINS He's a sweeety and a true gentleman pokiepete ~OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB FOUNDER~HONORABLE SOCIETY OF WOLVES~@ fubar
Laugh For August 5
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Make me. Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Boxer: Who
Quiz Results
What kind of Wiccan are you? You are a true-blue (or black) Wiccan. You know that Wicca is not a way to gain power or impress your friends. Wicca is a way to better yourself and get in touch with nature. You know that Wicca has nothing to do with the devil and doesn't exclude anyone or any religion. If you got this result without knowing anything about Wicca, maybe you should consider it. Thank you so much for taking this quiz!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Screw The Horse
I'm so hungry i would eat a pussy like a horny Ethiopian
Quote For August 5
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. -- Lewis Carroll Bonus Quote: I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you. -- Colin Raye This public service is brought to you daily by FUBAR's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
Human Suffering
Where is the source of human grief, lamentation, pain and agony? Is it not to be found in teh fact that people are generally desirous. They cling obstinately to lives of wealth and honor, comfort and pleasure, excitement ad self indulgence, ignorant of the fact taht the desire for these very things is the source of human suffering. From its beginning, the world has been filled with a succession of calamities, over and above the unavoidable facts of illness, old age and death. But if one carefully considers all teh facts, one must be convinced that at teh basis of all suffereing lies the principle of craving desire. If avarice can be removed, human suffering will com to an end. Ignorance is manifested in greed that fills the human mind. It comes from the fact taht men are unaware of teh true reason for the succession of things. From ignorance and greed there spring impure desires for things that are, in fact, unobtainable, but for which men restlessly and blindly search. Because
Getting Head (men Only)
what is one thing that you hate a female to do to you when she given you head? be honest now
The Last Box
The last box was packed How many there were, I'd lost track A man's possesions from his life No longer would he live a husband an wife. To set out on a different course. Waiting for papers to be signed in the divorce. I couldn't help but feel his pain. I tried to say a kind word but, I refrained. Nothing I could have said would have eased his mind. About a lost love he was leaving behind. We leave behind a love that is torn and tattered. A life we once thought that, really mattered. I think back to how I felt when, it was me. No longer married about to be free. His friends and I were all thru unloading that day. We'd sat down to cool off, before we went on our separate ways. I couldn't help but having an emptiness in me when we left his apartment. The things he left behind, his wife said, would be packed and sent. I'd once read, better to have loved and lost then, never to have loved at all Been a long time without love, it's kind of hard to recall> Chris
Hey All
i am just writing to say i hope allmy friends will writend let me know how they are i love talking to you all
hey family friends an family come help out my friend in his contest he will return the love hes a great friend to have T-PainBuy U A DrankMusic Video Codes By Music
Show Some Love This Will Be Fast
I'm Kinky
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerA Sicko70% Very Kinky70% Average30% A WUSS !!0% How sexual are youcreated with
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Wanting You
I want you to need me, I want to stare in your eyes, I want your promises, I don't care if they are lies. I want your body, Warm in my bed, I want you near me, I want you so bad that it is driving me mad I want you to know how I feel I want you to see its for real I want to need to hold you in my arms, an have you win me over with your charms I want to smell your sweat, inhale your breath, an fill the need to have you inside of me, Cause that's where you were meant to be.
He Said
He won her over an she let him in. He made her promises an keep them in the end He asked for her hand an she said yes forever an a day he always said Now this is where the story comes all to true He tells her he loves her yet he has to go He tells her he loves her but doesn’t know when he is coming home She feels all alone an does not know what to say He told her he loves her but why if he loves her why did he have to go away She cries every night an no one is there to hold her tight How can you say you love her if your not there to hold her when she falls How can you say you love her when you don’t answer her calls How can you say you love her when she feels all alone How can you say you love her when she needs to hold you tight you are no where insight Now she sits an waits in a house that is not a home sits an waits for you to come home How can you say you love someone when they need you the most they always fine themselves alone
What If?
O.k. I wanna stash some items in which I believe isn't right an you all may think the same but it's just fer show and not meaning anything by it. HITLER is what I'm thinkin? If it's not kewl then I shall not post it...What do you think?
whenever i hear 'its not that complicated' i get annoyed. unless ones life is perfectly in order and they know exactly who they are and what they want to be and where they're headed every second of their entire lives...than its on the complicated side. saying men only want beer, pizza and tangle-free sex is idiocy. pure and simple. sure. plenty of men only want those things. its only due to the fact their iq is equal to a single digit shoe size. some play games. some enjoy being the complicated confusing person they perceive women to be. saying women only want to get married and procreate and have all men on a leash is idiocy as well. and sure...there are some psychosomatic women out there that would win awards for 'stalking' and they have issues. and sincerely require psychiatric help. it all boils down to honesty. plain and simple. things are only as ocmplicated as the parties involved. its not 'things are only as complicated as you make them' cuz yannow wh
Angel Wings
like angel you do such caring an special things I wish I could give you your very own angel wings! you bring such happiness an joy to my life I wish there was someway I could make you mine...... you brought my tears to an end to bad even though you and I are only friends one day I hope you can see how happy you make me .... i love to feel your feel your touch if only you knew how I love you so much ... lets not bring the sadness in the end but I am deeply honored to call you my friend .... like angel you do such caring an special things I wish I could give you your very own angel wings!!!!!!
The Apple Of My Eye
Runaways - Cherry Bomb
What's Your Favorite Pizza
what's your favorite pizza crust and topping and what you kind of drink you like with the pizza feel free 2 comment as much as you want (:
My Baby Daddy
Okay so my stupid baby daddy is still trytin to keep me all to himself. This is unbelievable. This man has another girl like 22 weeks prego and our son is only 18 weeks old. We broke up less than a week before I had our son. We lived together till the day i had Alex. What's up with that? He wants to know where I am and what I'm doing all the time! How is this any of his buisness? I don't askl him where he is or what he's doing cause were not together! Do guys not get that if were not together then you don't get to know this shit!!!
~the Writer~
the writer- artist of the mind caressing with the written word whether it be plain or hidden in rhyme. the writer- mystic teller fo dreams giving to you that which dares to be what it seems. the writer- creator of decadent fantasies inflaming your imagination with each line yet unseen. the writer- holder of the past teacher of what was in time that did not last. the writer- a painter of many words.... giving the upon which your heart and soul does thirst! ~Candyce~
Loop De Loop
Jesus christ, don't you get tired of living in a loop? Everyday, the same sequence of events, the same drama, same bullshit, and you have to sit and listen to it. If I was miserable before, I think I'm going plain insane now. I try to be kevin costner the bodyguard, but they're always back at their old trifling ways. And another thing, playing music over your quarreling is like animal cruelty, music wasn't meant for that.
There Is Nothing More To Say
originally posted to another site on April 17 2007. "There is nothing more to say" Support me As I have supported you Believe in me As I believe in you Do not stand before me Do not stand behind me But be honored that I wish you to stand next to me Cherish every moment Good or bad That I have given you As I have cherished every moment of you Be loyal In action and in thought Tell me to my face how you feel Not behind my back Tell me to my face how you feel Not whispers to your friends Accept me for who I am My flaws My perfections Or leave Because if you are depressed I am depressed If you are overjoyed I am overjoyed When you are in hell I will storm the gates to save you When you are in heaven I will smile up to feel your light If I had one crumb I would give you half If I had one smile left It would be for you If you apologized I would forgive For it is not about who is right And it is not about who is wrong It is just about getting to spe
~my Minds Eye~
I have thoughts floating around in my head.. Some I've written and others have read. I like to express that which I feel, To put them on paper makes them seem much more real. Things, with my voice, I can't seem to say.. so for me, to express them, pen and paper's the way. Sometimes along the way, I pick out what others feel, to them, I write things to help them cope - help them deal. Whether it be a kind word or a pleasant phrase, to express what THEY feel in many different ways. I have a way with words that I like to share, A way to let friends know I care. I guess when I write something other can take... and with a thought or a glance say.. 'Yeah, I can relate'... It makes me glad to know, that what I write, into someone else's life it can go. If what I write helps others express that which they can not.. Then by all means... take one from the pot. I have many more in this head of mine, Lots more that will come out in the span of time. :) ~Candyce~
Harry Potter
So, I finished the last book at like 4 this morning...and WoW... I've never really read a series of books before. I mean, I used to read Sweet Valley Twins & Babysitter's Club when I was a kid, but I quit reading them long before the series finished...and those stories were...different... Harry Potter ending makes me...sad, I guess. I feel like I should be happy as the ending wasn't bad...I'm just sad the reading experience is over... Such is life I guess... :P
The Rality Of War
New Pic
sorry every one. i know alot of u have been asking when i was going to get new pics sorry it took so long.
~until The Last Note Is Played~
((Read this.. then think about what your favorite song does to you when you hear it.)) :) ~ ~ ~ ~ it's there - I hear it the soft rhythme reaching within how it caresses it's way into places.. dark and still - I close my eyes and feel it there upon my skin I feel as it works its way over every inch. Slowly I let myself go I let it take me over.. let it reach into those places kept hidden in shadow. It begins to make my soul heat oh.. how I welcome it as it plays its song upon my heart the rhythm.. feeding upon my skin.. I become entranced - letting it consume me.. enbracing it.... until the last note is played. ~Candyce~
Good One..
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COVINGTON — A local woman was assaulted inside her home Thursday afternoon by her ex-boyfriend, who is accused of attempting to suffocate her, authorities said. According to Newton County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Lt. Bill Watterson, a man broke into the 26-year-old victim’s home in the Wagon Train Mobile Home Park located off Salem Road shortly before 1 p.m. Once inside, he reportedly attempted to suffocate her with an undisclosed object. “Judging from the signs of oxygen depravation, she was at risk of not being able to fight back, but she did come to and fight him off, which saved her life,” Watterson said. The victim received several cuts and bruises during the skirmish and was taken to Newton Medical Center where she was being kept for observation. The attacker fled the scene before deputies arrived and as of press time Thursday, authorities had taken warrants against her ex-boyfriend and were attempting to bring him into custody.
Cool Trick
Wanna see a really funny trick you can do with rice? Simply feed it to a bird and see what happens. You might wanna stand back for this one.
Now, I want to tell you people My true story and its sad I will shout it from the hill tops How I had it really bad How I cried each night just for him How I missed him when he keft I believed the lies he told me Then his heart grew tired and restless And he soon stopped loving me He would flirt behind my back And he thought I didn't see Now I know he was unfaithful But my hurt just wouldn't show For I loved him to much even to ever let him go I wonder as I look back if I did right, or was I wrong To let him think he deceived me When I knew it all along He finally asked for his freedom So I had to let him go Now my friends say to forget him But they don't even know That when I hear his name or see him All the memories creep inside Then my heary filled with sadness And the tears are to hard to hide I'm sure you recognize my story, for it happened to you tooThat's why I'm shouting from this hill top How did it end with you?
~magic Little Pill~
((this poem was inspired by all the commercials/advertisements out there now-a-days about the 'cure-all' pills on the market.)) :P ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ the magic little pill, the easy fix... a mother’s cope - a father’s trick. be it yellow, blue or pink the magic pill to help you think. In this world of ups and downs the magic pill can fix the frowns. feeling tired, slow and blue? a magic pill to help get thru. too excited, in constant motion? take the pill for easy coastin... Any problem, big or small the magic pill can fix them all. ones for inside, ones for out. that’s what the magic pill is all about. Green and purple, red and white, pill for morning, pills for night. Pills for pain and pills for pleasure.. Pills to take at your leisure. So..whatever the problem be.. The magic pill.. Please I’ll take three!! ~Candyce~
Ty Everyone
that was so awsome....thanks everyone much luv muahhhhhhhs!!!!!
She Said Yes!!!
Last night(Aug 4th) I proposed to my long time gf, Katie. We are now engaged. The wedding date has yet to be set. I am hoping it will be after we get into a house and that should be March or April of next year. Well I just thought I should inform all of your online buddies of mine. Hope to talk to you all soon. C-ya Mike
2128 Points To Go~~we Can Do It!
†sexy metal man†....RIP PEPOW HOLDER 3.30.1944-3.18.2007 I love and miss you@ fubar He still needs our help. He only has 2128 points to go. It's happy hour so we get double points to rate. Thanks and have a good night! Remember we all are gonna need a little help sooner or later! Thanks, Tracy
Everytime It Rains
Dark clouds are movng in Thunder rumbles ans the soft sound of rain begins Sadness melts to depression, dwelling from deep within Tears begin falling, like the blood that drip from my broken skin I only feel this pain This feeling I fear is here to stay Everytime it rains Everytime it rains I wish I wasn't here And everytime it rains I can't dry my falling tears Everytime it rains It reminds me of how dirty I am, like a puddle of mud And everytime it rains I always lose blood The rain beats down on my roof Just can't help but I feel so sad and trodden down Can't help but hurt myself, is all I can do Cause when the sky is crying, I can only frown I only feel this way I only feel this pain This feeling i fear is here to stay Everytime it rains Everytime it rains I wish I wasn't here And everytime it rains I can't dry my falling tears Everytime it rains It reminds me of how dirty I am, like a puddle of mud
As a child you learn of a soul mate…a person made perfectly for you, your two souls become connected as one and are destined to be together until the end of time. Through adolescence you grasp on to this idea of a soul mate, believing you will someday find the one. But after much heartache and many rivers of tears, this notion you've held onto for years begins to fade. As time goes by, day by day, year after year, you move forward, accepting of your failures and proud of your successes…until that day. This is a day like any other, it begins no differently than yesterday and the days before, but it is a day that will change you forever, a day that the magic and fantasy of a soul mate becomes real. For each of us it happens differently…the holding of eye contact, an introduction, a smile. Regardless of how it began, the moment is unforgettable. It was a magical moment, frozen in time, the surroundings, the smells, the feeling you felt. The rush of warmth through
Thanks for helping to level Sexy Metal Man! You guys rock!!!!! Tracy
So all I've done today is watch Zombie movies new and old and the only question that constantly pops up in my head is, "Would a dog attack suit save you from zombie bites?" I mean they got to, right? And if they did keep you safe then there's the temporary solution, just wear a dog attack suit, and go about your business.
The Angels Cry
There is always a calmness before the storm The clouds are all darkened as they form Thundering skies echo across the land Untold signs are washed from the sand It becomes all quiet and not a sound is heard You can listen for voices but you hear not a word Then like some magical wonder from above The angels begin to cry and send down their love Their tears are falling for you and for me To touch us all and to set us all free They send down their love with such beauty and grace I lift up my head and let the tears touch my face Washing our souls from the hurt that we feel Washing our souls from the pain that is real And when they have finished their crying all done Those clouded skies depart to bring out the sun And if you watch closely and look way up high You will see a rainbow of colors appear in the sky Colors of joy that are warm and not cold God's given promise for us to hold
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Condom Packs
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!" With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.Com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days-he's mowing my lawn.
Win A Tropical Vacation From :porcelain!!
I (Porcelain) am willing to give someone a Tropical Vacation if the Fan, rate and comment on all my pics and stash. When finished you can contact My fubar Hubby Gimptastic he will tally up your rates and comments and let me know that you have done it... REMEMBER..THIS IS FOR PORCELAIN(IN MY FAMILY SECTION), NOT ME. GO TO HER PROFILE AND DO ALL THAT IS LISTED AND SHE WILL GIVE YOU A TROPICAL VACATION AS SOON AS YOU COMMENT ME AND I VERIFY THAT YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST. GOOD LUCK!
Best Poem, Probably Written By A Guy
The way you sit, the way I crop makes me feel, that we should romp. I don't know what I said, but please kneel down, and give me head.
Oh Yes I Am.....
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New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
I Miss Bill Clinton!
This is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada . When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I
Number 7
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Little Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. "No". Little Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" "No." "Do you know what I think?" "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" "No." "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue. "
Words To Live By
"The key to immortality is first liveing a Life worth Remembering"
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Lady By Day
Lady by day Sultry seductress by night Spank me Tie me please me thru the night Can I start with my thoughts On how I want to tease an please this night Straddling your thighs A lap dance given Stiff member between us Aching for attention Needing my touch As I want to please you so much Kiss me Suck me I am on my knees Fill my mouth Make me cry Pull my hair Commence to fly Soar in ecstasy Hinged by thought Take me…use me Hold me Soothe me Descend from high Was that just me? All abandon left Was that just me? Sultry temptress I dare not say A lady won’t admit What your seductress enjoys Demurely I sit Give in to me Relieve this yearning. End this tormented suffering. Take off your clothes... With every intent focused on me Give in to me. For now I Return to the girl Reserved and shy Until I unveil Dark passions cry...
Lust, love, passion fills my mind.. As I yearn for you to be with me tonight. To savor each sensual kiss that will bonds us tonight for the first time. My body aches for your tender touch I have to be honest, you're the only man I've ever wanted. Feeling your warm soft breath on my neck, as you whisper sweet words I've been longing to hear you say. Words that prove the love you possess for me. As our love flowing through us is not mere fantasy Your lips brush my eyes, my lips, my ear I feel your heart beat next to mine Right now, the line between right and wrong is so fine You kiss my chest, my stomach, my legs "I want all of you," my body begs You kiss me hard and so passionately As you finally take me I can feel you....I can feel all of you My body begs for more As my thighs grow sore I scream out in ecstasy Feeling the tightness grow inside of me I feel the tightness burst And it quenches my sexual thirst As our bodies unwind I feel your lips on mine Moving
Avada Kadavra
So... went to see Harry Potter today with Alec. We watched in IMAX 3D... OMG. It was great :D hehehe... Now... if you know me, you know I LOVE Harry Potter :) I've read all of the books (well I'm almost done with the new one) and I own all of the DVDs and have now seen all of the movies. I enjoyed it A LOT :P So... Now all I need is to see The Simpsons Movie. :) YAY I'm a Geek!
The Light
Erratic behavior in your mind Your soul~It will not unwind! Clenched..deep..between darkness and light You try, ~with every breath of night The endless pain you hold deep within Your soul is shattered,deep in sin Life is broken,Dreams are still Never again ~at free will For that.It was taken and tried Only for your soul to be defied Rage and Anger seeps within Waiting for light to pass ~once again Your mind,ever tempered ~so strong Your heart in soul could never be wrong A reawakening ever so near Light needed to make clear
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from figuring which way to slide my card, entering my PIN number, finding and pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my candy bar.
Reflections on a window display the pouring rain, beads of moisture glisten and wash across the pane. Reflections from the other side show a face that cannot hide the gentle flowing teardrops, shedding all the pain, 'till all emotions cried, and the last eye's been dried - then letting only love remain, looking out at rain.
I Have Learned...
I have learned... In four days I am turning 30 years old. As a young girl 30 seemed so crotchety. Its amazing. How time screams past you. When I was a child I always wanted to be a mom. I wanted to stay at home with my children, drink coffee while watching the sun come up and think of inventive new ideas for the usage of Popsicle sticks. And I have. For 12 years I have swiped snot, kissed boo-boo's and sat through play dates with my children. I have attended parent teacher conferences become a room mother and volunteered to be the "box top" mom. Each holiday I put together 65 *enter holiday here* goodie bags for all the class mates and I have cut out more alphabets then I can name. It has been fun. It has been enlightening. I have enjoyed being here when they wake and kissing them back to dreams. I am 30.....minus 4 days. I feel like I am still 17 in many ways. And I feel older in other ways. I am open with my body, with my sexuality, with my hea
Talking Dogs
I Followed
** i followed you down. down beneath the ground and dug my way to you i saw the dirt under your nails i saw the black in your eyes i dug until i saw it in me i followed you down further through the black my shovel is heavy though baby i don't think i can carry anymore my hands are tired my eyes are slowly loosing their sight but i follow you baby trying to fight my way to your side i hate looking to your back you've taken me to far now baby i can't find the light the dirt isn't coming off baby i can't find my way back i followed you down beneath the ground trying to get to you i lost me baby i followed you so far and took so much away i can't find me baby only you i hurt people with this shovel baby i killed souls to look you in the face i lost my wings to stand at your side my light is completely gone is this what you wanted baby because your not showing me how to dig anymore you've taken the shovel boxed me in and left
My First Time
It was my first time ever, And I'll never forget. I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were all alone: Just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes were brown, I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best, I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear, My fast beating heart, But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it, I felt no shame; All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished, It's all over now. My first time ever At milking a cow...
3187 To Level
3187 to level Lori (Fubar and Real Wife of ScOoTeR)@ fubar
Say Lala!!!
Lala's a sweetie
Very Bored
why dont you all come say hi
Proposing For An Engagement.
Cerebral Palsy Awareness Week August 5-12,2007
Hi, The following Infomation was sent by 1 of our group members. Cerebral palsy - causes and implications Cerebral palsy describes a range of disabilities associated with movement and posture. 'Cerebral' refers to the brain and 'palsy' means weakness or lack of muscle control. Although cerebral palsy is a permanent condition, a child with this condition can achieve greater control over movement, as he or she learns and practices motor skills. How cerebral palsy affects the body Cerebral palsy affects people in different ways - some people experience minor motor skill problems, while others may be totally physically dependent. Cerebral palsy distorts messages from the brain to cause increased muscle tension (called hypertonus) or reduced muscle tension (called hypotonus). Sometimes this tension fluctuates, becoming more or less obvious. Messages from the brain may also be mistimed, sent to the wrong muscle, or not sent at all. This affects the timing, quality and
Sleeping On The J-o-b
TEN things to say when caught sleeping @ your desk! 10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!" 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem." 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?" AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........ 1. Raise your head slowly and say
The Soul Of A Woman.
This is dedicated to all the men out there who ever loved a woman. Weather it was your mother, lover,or your daughter. In every woman lies the secrets of a woman. You don't do right by her. But, the way back to her heart lives in that soul the warmth and passion every man needs. You will find she was everything that your heart desired. But,nevertheless she cries. Yet you never cherished her and you took her love for granted. You sigh, remembering the times she made you smile, knowing that down inside, She was the only one who'd love you forever more. In her soul you'll find the way to bring here back to your world. All though she is a precious lil girl, In her soul you'll find the things that made your life seem so worthwhile. The way She'll sacrifice only for you.To have the best in life. You need to let her know you wanna make it right. You gotta touch her soul. You can't buy her love. Cause money just won't fill the void. You want to have her love. You have to earn her love. For
That's What I Like To See
Steelers off to a good start (unlike last year) 20 - 7 over the Aints. *going to get out the ole Terrible Towel*
Volume I - Longing Isolation
I crave to drift from earth. In connection with the spirits, both above and beneath, To retreat from the land of the living dead. Not a trace shall remain, Nowhere can human eyes contact me. I transcend from the dense population To my own solace in isolation. Only the air, water, fire and earth shall accompany me. The breath of the various gods comfort me, not to disturb or poison me with rhetoric, lies, and aspirations. I am content, yet distraught. I commence to live dreams none have realized. I can scream aloud, and still have peace. I will no longer shed tears, I shall no longer feel pain, I can no longer harbor suffering. I can no longer feel. I am free, hovering above earth, Yet lie cold, beneath the earth. Paradise. Or is it?
So I'm sitting in my hotel room right now because I'm on vacation. It's 11:26 PM and I've been talking to my best friend, my ex-fiance who I've haven't spoken to in a couple of weeks, and a really good friend of mine that well..I like alot and the feeling is mutual on the other end. But as I'm sitting/laying here multitasking between the three, I'm smiling the biggest grin. And I don't know why. I think I'm getting a high from life because nothing is wrong with me. My life is perfect right now. There's nothing for me to complain about. I have the best of friends. They care about me greatly. I care about them the same if not more. My family is insane yes but they're mine. Work is, I think, the best it could possibly get right now. I mean..maybe it's because I'm a happy go lucky person...but I feel nothing but love for the world right now. Peace G's. Much love to you all. ♥ :-D
15 Minutes To Go
Laser My Words
Where Am I
I just want those who care and talk to me that I am sorry I have not been on much lately. I have been having a lot of pc probs and I am also in middle of fixing up and moving into a new house. I also was in an auto accident, a drunk pedesterian walked in front of my car late after work. I clipped him with my mirror on the pasanger side giving him bad road rash and riping off my mirror and busting up my window. the man is ok and police did not blame me but i just have been very busy and miss you all
New Leveling tags! (can also be found in my stash, and left as comments on the family page)
Breast Reduction
Ok Im not sure if this is NSFW or what sometimes it hard to tell...Anyway so I have been thinking alot about having a Breast Reduction. I have super huge boobs 38 dd and I hate them. Its hard to find cute tops that fit or even a bra that fits right. Plus in all honesty its a bitch carrying these things around. There not all perky and pretty anymore and I know alot of that has to do with having a child. But I just hate them. Im thinking about going this week and seeing the Dr. that did a family members. And hers look super good the scars are barly even there anymore, and it hasnt even been a year. I want this so bad I want to feel better about myself. Im just wounder what diffrent peoples opinions are on this. Cause if all goes as planned I plan on going to have it done in September or October. So tell me what all of ya'll think about this ok and be Nice lol....Misty
New Pics
Iam posting s ome new pics for all to see, please feel free to show me some love! hugs and kisses~Terri
Anyone Wanan Tell Me
La. Ink
My Weekend
It is Sunday night and I am laying in bed with my lap top. My knee is in so much pain and I have no idea why? I am not sure how I hurt it? I just got a call from my son in Hawaii. He was at a luau (spelling?) and said he was having a great time. My daughter called me from Huntington Beach earlier and she has been having a good time. Funny how much I can miss them when they are gone. It has been nice having a quiet house but now I miss them. I have gotten a lot of stuff done. Before I know it, school will be starting. It starts August 23 this year. It gets earlier and earlier every year. Hopefully when I wake up in the morning, my knee will not be hurting any more. Ciao! I need some water ;) hee hee
Sea World
I woke up at 530 am to the sound of my raider alram clock screaming "Touchdown Raiders" "Touchdown Raiders" I reached over and hit snooze, I swear I heard madden say get up you lazy ass. I bounded out of bed, eyes still swollen shut from the 3 hrs of sleep between now and the REO speedwagon concert, My Raider jammies were bunched up, an my big toe was pertruding thru my left footsie on my jammies, I stumbled into my bathroom, making sure that I stubbed the big toe that was sticking out on the eyes were wide open then. I turned on the shower and hoped in, then i hoped out and took of my jammies, I cleaned all the important parts, some of them twice, it felt good. I grabbed the clothes I had laid out and got dressed, man I was dead sexy.........I went and woke up my kids, it was like waking up 1 week old puppies, all wobely and stubling around with their eyes closed...I even think they had puppie breath........I put all the luggage and coolers outside , As I waited for my sister
In The Bed
On the bed...All alone Only the street lights shining The sounds of my sweet moans mixed with soft whining I luv the feel of my fingertips Piercing my wet hotness,making me grind my strong hips Slowly rubbing my swollen clit in a circular motion Juices so silky and smooth,feel just like lotion All in between my fingers I stop and wait while the wetness lingers Bringing my hand to my lips for a quick taste Now my pu**y is throbbing with such haste I place my hand back in it's familiar place Thrusting deep in and out,sweat pouring down my face Now it is time to open my wetness nice and wide As my juices squirt out enough to soak my sheets like the beach during an evening tide!
My Dream.....
dreamed we were asleep on our sides, my back to your front, and I wake up before you,your arm across my waist and my body pressed up against you. I take your hand from my waist and place it on my breast, which fills your hand and as soon as I feel it there my nipples immediately start to get hard. I press my ass against you tighter, feeling you get hard behind me, although you are still sleeping. I feel my heart pounding, and I begin to moan, knowing the touch of you anywhere on my body would get me hot. I move your hand from my breast and let it slide down my body until it is between my thighs. I move your fingers until they are touching my hard, swollen, clit. The wetness of me is on your fingertips. I turn over to face you and I slide up your body until my lips can touch your closed eyelids, where I gently kiss each one. Moving my hand to the side of your face, I smile, as I trail my hand downward to your lips and trace the shape of them with my finger tips. Touching you excites
Want To Know What Keeps Me Going
Doctor Appt
I have another doctors appt on the 14 of this month . It is still on the same problem I have been having. My throat is still not any better.
Professional Modeling Shoot!
Professional Modeling Shoot this wednesday night where the photographer does artistic nudes! Expanding his portifolio which means that my photos will go on his Photography/modeling portifolio as well. Which means I can get RECOGNIZED and possibly get a BIG BIG BREAK!! I also have the opportunity to go to the caliente resort in Tampa Florida for a modeling shoot!! Well thats the update!! Hugs and Kisses Kelly
Some Cd's Ive Been Listining To Lately..
just a few albums ive been listining to as of late id higly recogmend.. 1. Vital Remains: Icons Of Evil 2. King Dimond: GIve Me Your Soul....Please 3. Aglloch: Ashes Aginst The Grain 4&5&6. Therion: Deggial & Vovin& Gothic Kabbalah 7. Behemoth: The Apostasy 8. Nevermore: The Godless Endevor 9. Blood Obsession: Death Surounds 10&11. Cerimonial Castings: Immortal Black Art* Barberic Is The Beast 12. The Dead: Start KIlling 13. Droomstyyg: Dungeon 14&15. Exodus: Tempo Of The Damned& Shovel Headed Kill Machine 16. Mercyful Fate: Melissa 17. Cannibal Corpse: KILL 18. Krisiun: Black Force Domain 19. 13 Winters: Where The Souls Wander 20. Megadeth: United Abominations
A Right To Be Heard...
Endless puzzles, and riddles alike; hand me the bottle, let's open the mic To all the lost spirits, who're blind to the light; the path is still present, and you have the right Begin a new day, and smile with the sun; don't be so down, let's go have so fun You might live forever, or die with the night; let's all brace this message with courage and might Why question the motive, and bleed with the pain; to wallow in nothing makes life seem in vain Just use what you know, forget what you had; whatever it was, it can't be that sad Most feelings we get are all for the cause; so distort what you're taught, let's break all the laws Feel good to be you, I'll live to be me; a journey we'll take, the path to be free Dizzy D
Pt 2
I was upset…pussy all wet w/ no satisfaction… I did a couple of dances… Had some drinks… But nothing can take my mind of not being fed… The club is about to close… There is another Phantom stare… But this time it is a woman! I stare back… Last call for alcohol… We danced a bit to the slow jam… We leave together! As we walked out… We said faint goodbyes… More focused on one another… Then we went into the alley… And said erotic helloes! You were against the wall… I licked on your lips… Lowered to the neck… Followed to your breast… Your breathing picked up… I continued to the one nipple of equal time… Trying not to make the perks covetous! I wanted it…slipping my hand up your dress… Your panties were in my way, so I ripped! Going south to enjoy the warm climate was my next destination… Extending my tongue to expose the metal steel in my tongue… I penetrated and teased to climax natural juices on my face… Your screams arouse me… I continued! …but was stopped…
A Video Of Me A Few Mos Ago Dominating My Bear
Love Old Fashioned Stuff
Passions Unleashed. . .
Passions Unleashed. . .   Unrestrained sexuality Harbored deep within the core of me My inner demons long to be set free Begging to succumb to your sweet ecstasy. . .  
Are U Leaving It Wett???
can't beleive you... I can't beleive this! I sat up here 2x waiting on that good thing... and u stood me up hard... lonely... and WET!!! My pussy is yearning... crying out to you... but all u can do... all u can say... FUCK dat...come thru and make due... Come fuck me hard; come fuck my back out... come and right your wrong! Cuz if u don't do the do... The position goes to the next candidate applying for the position! The thought of getting fucked sends tingles through my body... makes my hearts race through beats... makes my body jerk with the slightest touch! So what I do, I wait on you! Now what u do... U diss me w/ bogus excuses! Now, that's u calling What I do, I call the neighbor through... and give him this wet... fat... juicy puney... the way I did give it 2 u... while I am on the phone w/ u! Damn...y did I wait on u...
Ok Folks
ok boys and girls I hope to make it on sometime tomorrow but in case I havent I will miss you all bunches and am so glad have met some of you special to me and have had fun. Im hoping not to be disconnected for too long cuz well lets face it Id be bitchy without my lil online world lol but for those of you who didnt get a chance to see the earlier blog thing before I was off I will be nice and leave you my messenger info so you can add me and get ahold of me on there since I know theres a few I didnt get the chance to add. So add me and when you see that Ive logged in on there ya better say hi or I will come and kick your asses lol ok maybe not but you wont get any jello shots when I get back and oh yeah I plan on being back so ya cant get rid of me lol so add me to yahoo if you want to and remember better say hi and that you miss me bunches lol
Was It All Just A Dream ???
From behind, he came in….guess he had to get the 1st out of the way; he bent me over and opened me up to fit his emergency needs….he braced himself using my shoulder…..I thought the painful thrust would never end! My body limp & at his beckon and call….sweat through the water, you know he good….pussy farting with every thrust…..drowning every time I tried to scream out due to the water spraying down my throat! Dipping my head, hitting the walls, as he hit the walls deep between….I got curious….I had to know….I put my hands to feel, & felt a grip, and realized that he never went all the way in! OMG, was I in shock…& that shit must of turned him on cause he dipped real hard, and pulled out so fast that I ended up squirting down my leg as he all over my back…..without thinking, I did my duty that was well deserved so many times before! I lowered my back and allowed my 1st love to ejaculate down my throat! He was so weak and tender, he fell over, but that didn’t stop me! I was the top bitc
The Screams
The screams over power my mind but the touches over power my body, in the eyes is where you'll see the pain but in the heart is where you'll feel the love. To run and hide is what I crave, yet the love in your embrace is what I live for. Your rage makes me cower in fear but the fear draws me closer, when our lips meet for what feels like the first time, the urge that flows through my body. At that moment I am puddy in your grasp as your hand violently grips my ass and your lips graze across my neck sending elaborate chills through-out my body. In the beat of my heart I surrender myself to you as you caress my upper leg with your fingure tips, slowly inching your way up my stomach and gripping by breast forcefully. Your tongue approaches my nipple eager and swifly. Up to my lips afresh, gently massaging my tongue with yours, you pry open my legs and disclose your firm cock and attempt to enter my wet more than ready, anticipated....Was it fear that brought me to this point of euphoric e
I Hate Him
I'm sorry but I've had enuff. Moved Arkansas a few monthes ago from Georgia. I thought life would be better new start. He's gotten worse. I love my husband but I hate him. I'm not going to explain. I'm just venting. I'm a widow on weekends, he comes home whenever he's done drinking and whoring around. I can't take this anymore. He's making my soul die inside. I have to go back home. Anything is better than this. whew. that felt good. have more to say but not going to at this time. Will post another vent another time. Wow, didn't know just that little bit would help that much.
Short Poemz
Thought For The Day
I recently met someone, I'm not sure were its going but I'm having a blast hanging with her!!!
Flush The Siccors Down The Hole
ok i just got on this site! an i have been fluttering about trying to check people out an see how things are done on other peoples pages! not trying to duplicate just seeing a guide line! i tend to wander about a bit! an i hve ADD not the good kind but the kind that is almost annoying at times!I wish i had the good kind! ever notice how there are good kinds of everything i mean even the shit no one wants! there are good kinds an there is the kind everyone else gets! i hate that fact that things are broken down into simplistic things but they happen! i was very happy i saw a nun at wally world an i ran up an touched her on her shoulder( i have a slight nun fetish) i said sorry an of course her being a nun she said it was ok! so i kept doin it! she kept forgiving me! it was rather fun! until i realized that might be taken as a slightly creepy an odd! but i cant help it nuns rock! in a very none religious way! i mean take god out of the nun an nuns kick much as! you cant take god out of
Why is it that when you finally find something or someone special in your life that you love being with everything just falls apart. You give all of your heart into making someone and yourself happy and yet you still fail. You see the end coming but you just turn your head so that maybe it will never come, then you run straigh into the wall. I konw life sucks for now and that all will be fine soon, but I just can't help feeling lost, not knowing where to go, what to do. I want to cry, but I just don't have a reason to anymore. I though I found something new and special that would last, and made it konwn that I wanted to be there to help with anything and everything, yet once again I am not allowed. I am pushed away, granted it's so I don't get hurt, but I am willing to risk it, why isn't anyone else. Why does my life just repeat it's self. How can I be told that I am the best, yet still not be good enough. I just don't get this world and the people in it. Help me understand. Should I w
Fantasy Or Reality...
Whenever I am super horny and need something to think about to help myself get off. I fantasize about meeting a stranger in a parking lot at night. I walk over to his car and he has his dick in his hand stroking it. Last week I was in that state of mind as I often am since I decided to clean up my act. I was lying on my bed with my finger in my pussy and squeezing my legs real tight. I realized I would cum harder if I had some help. So I stepped into my parking lot fantasy. This time I decided to give it a twist since I could do whatever I wanted. I closed my eyes and stroked my pussy until it started to get wet. I inserted my fingers and off to the dark parking lot I went. My friend was sitting in his car as I walked by his window. As usual he had his dick in his hand stroking it like he was trying to detach it from his torso. I never knew what or who he was looking at to stroke so intensly. Perhaps he was fantasizing within my fantasy. I stopped at the window and spoke to him
Cage Face
Behind the cage is the face of something unknown His cold hands are not the only thing that is of ice He knows what he did and lives with no regret Only to keep his face from being viewed by society. With the terror he caused and the lives he destroyed Each addition to his full body cast grows Soon he will be covered by his sins That the breath of life shall be taken from him. He shows no remorse for the blood he spills Condemning anyone he sees fit to become one The current mist that surrounds his face Shall never reveal the man-made curse.
Feelins 4 Sum 1
There's something stirring within me Like the aquatic waves during a winter's storm Something so irresistible and addicting in between a dream and reality I am torn You say you care and you have mad respect That the vibe between us is like no other Then please tell me why your actions prove different and tell me when "Lies" and "Deceit" became characteristics of a lover My feelings for you are genuine and true just as the sun rises and sets in the day and evening and the land and sky meet All I am is honest with you With your feelings do not be discreet Patience is a virtue and I must say I display it well When will we be on the same page of love? I guess time will have to tell All I ask is for your honesty Look me in the eye and express the truth Do you get butterflies in your stomach and for a quick moment regress back to your youth? My emotions feel like they have gone to waste and have been disregarded I am deserving
A Vision Of Beauty
Picture a rainbow butterfly sparkling like a diamond in the grass, picture a thousand scarlet poppies blowing in the wind, Isn't that your vision of beauty. Have you ever walked beside a crystal lake, and heard the never ending harmony of birds, That's what beauty is. Did you see the never ending turquoise sea, or run across the golden sand, Isn't that your vision of beauty. Beauty is the glowing silver moon, the shatters of shiny stars, Isn't nature the most beautiful thing in the world?.
When you need a shoulder to cry on, Remember that I have a warm embrace, Ready to offer comfort. When you think I'm being too tough, Remember that which does not kill you Makes you stronger. When you need a friend to listen, Remember that I am here for you, Always. When you doubt me, Remember that I once knelt at your feet, Washing them in service to you. When you lose faith in yourself, Remember that I never did, Nor ever will.
Go To Bed Already!!!
Today's Quote The fly cannot be driven away by getting angry at it. -African proverb
6 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, August 6: Interpersonal back-and-forth looks very interesting now. No, it might not be entirely smooth, but the bumps definitely let you see different aspects of a person. Where will your current romantic road lead?
Then help me out friend! Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
I Want Entire...
I want entire... I want you to you mine. I want you friend, I want loved, I want you loving you. I want you listener, I want to listen to you. I want entire you... I only want you mine. E in this fondness I want smiling you. I want you with the opened smile, a pretty smile in the eyes. I want you with the kisses, with the affections, I always want it feeling me. I want you with its skill, always in making desirous. E in this fondness, in this to be together, I landed on water you infinitely. E together, I do not know if I make poems the entire day with intervals to love you, but I believe, that it would love you the entire day with intervals to make poems. E in these poems would transcribe how much he is sweet and divine they are the emotions. How much love, how many desires, how much pleasure invades our hearts. It would make poems of ingenuous simple form... as the boy who earned prettiest of the gifts. It would make poems saying to it that I want you for entire... I want you mine. I
The F-word!!!
I jacked this shit from CHAOS!!!! THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS and IF YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE I DON'T GIVE A 'FUCK' ITS FUNNY ANYWAY SO LAFF AT IT...LMAO!!! Fuck is such a versatile word... Greetings: How the fuck are you! Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer. Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now. Confusion: What the fuck...? Retaliation: Up your fucking ass! Denial: I didn't fucking do it. Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway? Suspicion: Who the fuck are you? Directions: Fuck off. Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty! Business: I hate this fucking job. Oedipal: Motherfucker. The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history: Where the fuck is all that water coming from? -Captain of the Titanic That's not a fucking real gun. -John Lennon Who's going to fucking know? -President Nixon Any fucking idiot could understand that. -Albert Einstein What the fuck was that? -Mayor of Hiroshima It fucking does "so" look like her. -Pi
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A Smalltown Fest, A Fire And A Man Arrested For Kicking An Officer
Good Morning world! This weekend was an eventful weekend here in Southwestern Lower Michigan. It started out with the Annual Coloma Glad / Peach Fest. That begun Friday at 6:00 PM with the kiddies’ parade and live music thanks to The Easy Street and their beer tent. The Music was Al and Lou which if you are not from these parts could not tell them from Roy Rogers and Dale Evans with the exception these guys do not ride horses and I was pretty sure they were not packing six shooters. However they could sing and play very well I might add. Many local bands choose this venue to send a body or two from their own band to play along. Friday Night there were 4 different band members who joined Al and Lou and Saturday there were 7. It made for some great music and marvelous entertainment. Mandy did her stint in the arts and crafts area helping small children make you name it and also did various things to promote art for these youngsters. Bonnie was helping in the CCPO booth. (Coloma Community
U Know Who U R!!
Nice to know it was all just another routine, wasn't what it really seemend, cause I found out the truth, uncovered ur lies, chged my mind & said goodbye, nice to know about all ur lies, thanks for making me just another one of your games, same routine just different names, thanks for trying to tame me & break my spirit, just shut your mouth I dont wanna hear it, bronze isn't gold, lies aren't truth told, couldn't just stay honest and true, well I geuss then it wouldn't be u, u had to cheat just had to do it, & so u did & then you blew it, so now we're over done & through, & finally happy, all thanks to u, so thanks for the cheats, scandals, & lies, I'm finally happy we got to say our goodbyes, goodbye to ur scheme, go make someone else part of ur routine!! If it hits home then SCREW OFF!!
Thought Of The Day!
Thought for the day Handle every situation like a dog If you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it and walk away......
25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the
My Kind Music!!
THIS WHAT CALL GOOD ASS WHOOPEN SONG ALL WAYS MAKES ME SMILE>/h1> Music Video:BLACK BETTY (by Spiderbait)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Just Like Mom
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout .. and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him and said “Thank you”. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "It can't be that much ! I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied "Yes, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too." DON'T TRUST LITTLE OLD LADIES
The Nun And The Skinhead
A nun sat on train. A skinhead sits in front of her eating a bag of prawns. He, then, starts spitting the heads at her. The nun picks them up and throws them out the window. Suddenly, she pulls the emergency stop cord. The skinhead says, "You stupid bitch! You'll get a $50 fine for that!" The nun replied, "When I shout rape and the police smell your finger you'll get 10 years."
Things As Of Late.
Busy Busy Busy. Its like theres never enough minutes in a day around this time of year. And the miles on my car are racking up. Just since Thursday i went from Northern VA to WV then Friday i went from WV to the MD/PA boarder, back to WV then back to Northern VA. Saturday and Sunday were spent in Fredricksbug and then last night I drove all over DC looking for Union Station[which i found but have to go back to tonight because her train was sold out]. Tomarrow I go back to WV for a couple days, maybe fredricksburg again to see the boytoy and then Sunday Im going to a NC beach which *hopefully* i dont have to take my car and drive to as well. My anxiety attacks seem to be getting worse. They have changed or evolved over the last couple of months. Their onset is much quicker now, and its very angry anxiety. I know its gotten worse when I find myself woken from a sleep to an anxiety attack and the first thing upon opening my eyes is the realization that im hurting myself with my own fin
The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
* I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. * While I'm up, can I get you a beer? * I think hairy butts are really sexy. * Her tits are just too big. * Sometimes I just want to be held. * That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. * Sure I'd love to wear a condom! * We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. * Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. * I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions * No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again.
Shawty Da Shit
Words Are One Of The Most Powerful Forces
the words are beautiful they are love itself or human insistence for believing a beautiful lie. the words are mirrors they are blurred with tears or the surrogate life in which we live. the words are wise they are refugees in our mind or a way to let past have its ashes. the words are center they are destinies, comprised of conscious, innumerable parts or of some life that isn't intellectual. the words are petals they are without stems, in water or dreams, modified down to reality.
Ther Gows Them Dayum Florida Drivers Agin!!
South Florida Woman, 30, runs over instructor during driving lesson in Naples The Associated Press 8:31 PM EDT, August 5, 2007 NAPLES A man giving a 30-year-old woman a driving lesson had to be airlifted to a hospital after the woman accidentally ran over him, the Collier County Sheriff's Office said. David Tanner, 51, was teaching Victoria Hosner how to drive Thursday night when she accidentally hit the gas pedal and accelerated backward, according to the sheriff's office. Tanner was standing near the vehicle and was knocked to the ground. Victoria Hosner then ran over Tanner's leg. "It was totally an accident,'' Victoria Hosner's husband, David Hosner, told the Naples Daily News. Victoria Hosner continued to drive in reverse and caused about $6,000 worth of damage, authorities estimated. Tanner was airlifted to Lee Memorial Hospital in Fort Myers. He was discharged by Sunday, according to hospital records. A deputy thought Hosner's eyes
"Home" You are the world within the world that I exist You are the touch that just won't fade You are the end and beginning of each and every day You are the reason I stay sane It's hard to see beautiful Oh, it's hard to see beautiful In your own eyes But you make me beautiful For the very first time Does anybody know what it's like To feel larger than life To look deep in your soul And know you're not alone Does anybody know how it feels To find something that's real And make it your own That's when you know that you found home Home You found home Home And when the strings inside me Unravel to the ground You are the hand that gathers me up And when I'm laughing so hard That I can hardly breathe How do you know just when enough's enough Oh, it's hard to feel beautiful Oh, it's hard to feel beautiful in your own skin But you make me You make me beautiful Over and over again Does anybody know what it's like To feel larger than life To look de
Real Talk
Real talk..... You know what I'm talking about. Nothing but honest, straight up talk. No bullshit, honesty, no games. Saying it all whether it hurts or not. The intention is not to hurt, but to relate to a person on a certain level. This type of talk feels good, because they actually care what you have to say, no matter how silly it is at times. They want to know you, what makes you who you are. You want to know them inside and out. This brings you to a certain level of intimacy. Not sexual but spiritual I guess could be the word for lack of a better at this time. It gives you a connection, a closeness an undescribable bond. Something you were never expecting in your life, but there it is smacking you in the face. Makes you feel good to, to have a confidant this close. Has your back no matter what life brings to your relationship. Thanks.. you know who you are.
Happy Monday
Hi Friends! Hope you are all having a good Monday. Or at least as good as can be expected. I posted some new pics this weekend, so if you haven't seen them yet, go check them out. Please be kind. :)
Well Looks Like I Fell To Far Behind In Comments All I Can Hope For Is The Rates Where Are All My Friends At
Im in a support the troops contest only one week to go please come by and comment and rate my pic as many times as you want you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ photo: 2696324338 ] Please tell your friends Thanks so much
Fuck Love
i love you is a 4 letter is bullshit. ppl say love hurts...did it hurt when i cut his dick off? yup, love os awesome, espaicall when i sparypainted on his fav 89 covete hope the pussy was worth it and ;last but not least SIZE SO FUCKIN MATTERS!!! AND IF LOVES NOT A GAME WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PLAYERS?????
New Members
When we are kids, we have friends. We have sleepovers, summer camp, summer vacation, Christmas vacation, Spring Break, and loads of other happy things to celebrate. Sure, not everyone had a rosy childhood, but even the most awful memories are dulled by time. When we reach adulthood, we lose these little celebrations, bit by bit. We lose most of our vacations and find out our parents weren't kidding when they said we had it easy. We stop having sleepovers, and trade those instead for one permanent sleepover with a husband or wife. I don't think some people ever really get the hang of that one. We have kids of our own, and fully understand why our parents were so freaked out by us all of the time...why they hated our music and didn't understand our language or the fashion choices we'd made. We finally "get it," it comes to us in a moment of clarity, "Oh my God, you were right. You were right about everything." I asked my mother once, while going through some troubles with my ow
Getting Even!
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat". The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) who wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room w
ok. so i made a salute for a person on here and apparently its made a couple people mad or jealous whatever. so i have a deal. if you want me to make one for you just let me know and i will that way eveyone gets what they want blah blah blah..
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At first people refuse to believe that a strange new thing can be done. Then they begin to hope it can be done. Then they see it can be done. Then it is done and all the world wonders why it was not done centuries ago. ~ Frances Hodgson Burnett
I'm So Tired!
Well i threw a 50th b-day party for my mom this weekend it was wild....I did a luau theme and everybody dressed was stressful getting it all ready we did all the food ourselves which wouldn't of been so bad but there were like 40 people there and thats a hell of alot of people to took us all week but everyone loved it and mom really loved it so anyway i'm just spouting off lol later
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Went Out With My Sister....
I had such a blast going out Saturday night with my younger sister and some of her friends. It's been ages since I last went out in general and I danced my ass off. It was also my first week back after like 3 years. The music wasn't exactly what I was into but it's amazing what a good buzz will do for ya. Really knocked back those shots of tequila and whatever I didn't like about the club was sorta glossed over. Hahahahaha. Didn't run into too many people I knew either. But then again, most of the people I was buddies with didn't get a phonecall to say I was back and they don't exactly hang out at clubs that play bootie music. Regardless, it was fun and I would sooooooooo do it again. My sister mentioned going to see some bands but I am a tad bit leary. The guy I used live with before I moved will be there cuz his band is playing. Hopefully it will be packed and it won't be such a big deal. I don't think it's him but more his new gf that seems to have a problem that I am back that
Low Raters
I see we have a new bunch of low raters this morning. Thinks thy forget we still get points for it. I dont get mad no sense to . I just turn around and rate them the same thy do me and thank them . LOL
Ranting And Raving
Divorce Last night I was reading my divorce papers and it is amazing the things that my ex and her family wrote in their affidavits about me. While there were tiny bits of the truth in there most of it was complete BS. I know there are two sides to every story but at least my side is truthful. I have admitted the things I did wrong in the marriage but according to her and her family she did nothing wrong. Oh I’m sorry I forgot that I married miss perfect (said sarcastically). Some of the things in the papers were that she took care of all the house cleaning and get this, yard work to. I’ll give her the house cleaning but the yard work was mine. I did it all. Now her mother did come to the house one weekend after I had hurt my back at work and was in the bed for a week (because I couldn’t move) and my ex was outside cutting the grass. So she see’s her one time out of the 14 years we were married and she automatically does all the yard work. That’s how everything they wrote in the pa
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Gothic Rebels Family Guidelines Prior to Joining you must have a salute picture. You must be willing to bomb, If you do not know what bombing is then you do not need to join the family and waist your time and ours. If you are accepted you will be placed on probation until further notice and you be wearing NC = New Recruit on the side of ur name along wit the family name example Johm Doe NC of Gothic Rebels Family. During probation we will NOT bomb any contest or giveaways for you. This is due to the many people joining using us to win a contest then disappearing. DO NOT add The Gothic Rebels Family to your name until you are off probation. Just because you join the us does not mean you will receive any tags or rewards until you prove yourself to us. Just because you have The Gothic Rebels Family in your name does not guarantee you a win. If you do not bomb for us we will not bomb for you. If you do not bomb for us on a regular basis DO NOT ask for us to help you in a contest o
The Ex
Well on saturday night I went with my friends out and about the itty bitty town I live in. I was having a good time and enjoying the drunken conversation. Ran into one of my former best friends (we just grew apart but still love each other). I was happy to see her until she pointed to the back corner of the bar. "******* is here." I followed her eyes and saw him standing in the back of the bar shooting pool. Since I was in the karoake room I didn't see him come in. I just smiled at her and said "That was a long time ago." She just smiled back like ya right. I went back into the karoake room cause well I didn't have nething to say to him. The bad thing was is that he was back by the bathroom. And well a drunk girl uses the bathroom a lot. So I kept having to walk by him. He didn't look at me when I walked by but the second I was past him he would stare at me and watch me like a hawk. I knew that cause I would turn around and catch him watching me. I was pissed off cause he didn't have t
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Check Out My New Video Blog!
Hey everybody! I have a brand new video blog up on my site, check it out at I just made it last night :-) I want to do a new blog for you every week, so hit it up and tell me what you think! Thanks for your support!!! Misty Haze
Things get tough enough why do we have to make it any tougher by worring about things we can't change. Friends change what you can not what you can't. i will give you hint: its our selves.
Days 3,2,1 Lol
I'm back baby!! And sooooooooooooooo happy to be that way. I won"t bore you with trip details except to ask why airports are so fucking cold. Liek seriously, penguins could live in the Quebec and Detroit airports no fucking problem!! First person I saw was Alianna, who was screaming Mommy in the bathroom. LOL Then I saw my mom (with freshly dyed hair lol), Justin (freshly shaved, because he loves me hehe) and Boogas complete with awesome mohawk! I love it; he looks so cute with it. Everyone all tried to talk at once and then we headed home. Pretty basic homecoming. I am just so glad to be here. Oh and for those in the know, I would like to say that my house was fucking SPOTLESS when I got home. From one end of the house to the other, including dishes and laundry: washed, dryed, and TAKEN CARE OF!!!!!! So after I picked myself up off the floor from my dead faint, I was even more ecstatic to be home lol. That is about it. Now it's time to begin the looooong process of putting all the pi
Please Come Vote For Me
hey everyone please come vote for me on this really cool site, im in these battles and need help pls pls pls ty ty it will only take a min and you will probaly love the site too please vote for me on all 3 pls. pls repost so everyone can see or a sticky would be awesome ty ty the battles are best smile between me and my babys daddys new gf cutest baby with my baby and another baby and would you rather ( have sex with ) between me and my babys daddy so pls come vote for me ok? pls repost and help a girl out ty embyr
Did You See? Did You See???
Looks like they redid Halloween. Creepy as fuck too. I can't wait to see it!
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do really believe your messing with the wrong family salmon@ fubar
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Newly Weds
Newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland ,Japan, India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, Yes, lolly pop...but at the know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, to
Such A Shame...
Isn't it such a shame that despite having the best interest the kids in mind. Someone is still using them as pawns? I am ashamed to go up and here my daughter talk about knowing that Daddy don't like Nanna & Poppa. This isn't anything she should have to worry about but, someone thinks its ok to tell her things like that at age 6, almost 7. Being mad at me and not wanting to have to deal with me anymore is no reason to drag your children into it. They just want to spend time with their parents. Unfortunately, one of the parents don't want to do it unless the other parent continues to give into whatever whim is on their mind. Why should the other parent be punished for something that was set up by the parent who don't want to do it the way they set it up in the first place...?
There Is So Many Ways To Say How "...i Care For You... "
"There is no greater happiness than having you... and no greater bliss than sharing this life with you. If I had one breath to spare...If I had just one moment to live... I would be spending it with you." When the eyes meet and hold strongly they are bound to meet again. *********** I admit I am not the perfect one... I was never always there... I didn't make you smile at times when you probably needed to smile the most but there is one thing I admit I can do.. I will always be the best person I know I can be for you... *********** Though I have told you how much I care, how much you mean to me, it's not a good to say that are just word, but if you only know how much fear of losing you I have in my heart then, you'll understand how much I do care *********** Two hearts, two minds, in time did find one love, one aim two paths the same. Hold fast. . . and love will last.... *********** When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebod
Time To Go!!
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on National Television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, indepen
Just My Luck
I never go out for lunch at work, I usually pack something. Today is the first time in I don't know how long that I went out for lunch, and what happens? That's right, I get rained on!!! It freaking figures!!!
Major P.m.s. Going On Today
I hate Mondays with a passion, and P.M.S doesnt help. I have had a major melt down, the thing of it is, it's the little things that are going wrong, but it's the point the little things are starting to become a Major pain in my arse. One of those you know you should have blown the bloody alarm clock to bits and pulled the covers back over your head and told to the world to kiss it. So..... how is your day, seriously let focus on something positive, like... ok, like the positive fact that for a few minutes I was actually doing great, was caught up, things in line, you know how it is, always something has to come and fluke it up. Oh well such is life, another day in paradise, same ole crap just different piles and a different day to endure it all. I have to tell you all this, there was this guy a bit ago send me a message in my shout box, wont mention any names, this person knows who they are, any ways, ok.. He started out being nice, just casual conversation, then next thing
For A Child I'll Never Know
I wrote this for a little girl that died. I kind of want to give it to her family but I'm not sure if I should. The friend of mine that was friends with the family that lost her has not been on in some time anyway, so I'm not sure I'll have the chance. I wrote it anyway. For a Child I'll Never Know There are black marks across every wall Of my pretty white house Products of my two year old with a magic marker And the stealth of a busy mouse Two coats of paint only dulled it slightly Her picasso on rented walls And I think its something I could have missed As I follow the damage down the hall But I read a little story today A baby girl all giggles and smiles She's just seen her first birthday But I'll never meet this child I can only imagine what she must be like Since I know little more than her name From the little treasure I hold each night I wonder if they might be the same I wonder at the clothes she's worn And what and where her toys were tos
Mystical Elders
You scored as Elf, You are an elf. very calm yet energetic. You enjoy the finer things in life. You hate to be alone and preffer a small crowd of your closer friends. The ideal girl. Sometimes you can be very, very shy. Open up, life is to be lived, not wasted.Elf100% Faerie67% Goddess67% Wolf50% Sorceress50% Vampyre42% Shadow Spirit33% Dragon33% Zombie25% Drow25% What ancient breed are you?created with
What the hell is with the CODE thingie you have ta do everytime ya go to a picture an rate it or comment on someones page?? Anyone else getting this??
Me! (sorry Didn't Proof Read This Thought)
Me! On the street where he sleeps with no arms by his side Where he digs through your trash and in daylight he hides He lost his poor parents when he was a young man No family to help so he holds out his hand He'd work for a dollar and do whatever you want you walk right beside him and put up a front He dropped out of school the pain was to much and dreams of his mother her smell and her touch When he got older he tried to clean up his act But it was to late no look where he's at He sleeps on your porch to get out of the snow Then hides in the woods so no one will no You just laugh and you call him a bum just think how he got there and where he came from They all have a story some not so right but think to yourself did i do that one night He could be a vet. who lost wife and kids and that was because something she did He could be an Angel sent down to see how would you treat him if tommarro he's ME JW
The Follow Up
When the last time I post a blog was on Father's Day an here is the follow up from it... as soon as I just got done posin my blog my phone rang and not to my surprise it was my family on the other end.Here the day hasn't began and I'm already got a annoying phone call wantin to know if I was commin over or not (I should have said no I wasn't but that wouldn't been right of me to do so) so soundin all so trilled I told them I will be over asap. 30 mins went by... 45 mins went by and when just about 50 mins went by and alot of second thinkin I was on my way over. When I was just lockin the front door guess what (if you said that my phone rang again.. u can pat yourself on the back) and here I thought yall wasn't smart. So couple of mins went by ... my cell phone rang ( yall knew it was cause of when I live my cell don't get a good connetion so they had to wait for 2-3 mins to go by before they could call. To make of my surprise (yea right) I found out that not only did I h
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Banned From The Mumms...
well i just got here today and found that a mumm which i posted lastnight was removed and i have been banned from posting for a week...which i will have to go to scrapper, e-mail him that is has been a week and ask to be put on the mumm list I was told to put this mumm in my blog or bulletin because it has no place in the mumms...since i dont use my bulletin i have come here with my silly ass mumm...why you might ask? because i guess its where it so here it is...brace yourself! SAVE ON FUEL, RIDE A DIESEL...YEAH OR NAY isnt this just terrible...yes i am a mumm
Another Fubar Great!!!!
Goddess is exactly that! Shes a wonderful person, a friend to count on, and hell.. shes easy on the eyes too!! Shes got tons of pics and lotsa stash to rate.. and dont forget to be her fan too! GODDESSOFLIGHT'@ fubar
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I love to watch people. I love the differences of each human being. I love interacting with people. And most of all I love how people react to me. Walking downtown, in the cool morning I came across a man with a dog. Yeshhhh my very very favorite. I detoured a bit and walked up to him. "Hello" I smiled up at him. He looked down at me and then to his left. " Hi " I tilt my head to the side "May I squeesh your dog?" As he laughed his eyes crinkled at the corners, and smoke slipped out from between his lips. "Hell.... sure!" He glanced down at his dog and issued him a hand command to sit. Kneeling down I held out my hand. "Hiiiiiii squeeeeshy bo beeeeeshy puppy doggy!!!!" His tail swished along the pavement and his body trembled with excitement. His tongue slid out of his mouth as he panted. I placed my hands on his huge head and petted and squished and baby talked and laughed. "I wuv you I do. You should come home with meeeee" My hair touched the gr
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Kentucky Bound
Just letting all my friends and Family and Fans know i will be away from the 11th til the 21st, going to kentucky to work the fair, ole time photos......take care and hopes to see you all when i get back.
Betty Crocker
A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more -- would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit. One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, "Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?" Her husband snarled, "What do I look like? The tidy-bowl man?" and sat down on the sofa. The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work. When her husband got home, she said, very nicely, "Honey, the disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for me?" Once again, he growled, "What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?" The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, "Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you check on it?" And again was met with a snarl, "What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?" Finally, she had had
Need Your Help Please!
I am having a contest, for the first person to rate and comment all of my pics and stash they will get a tropical vacation gift.... All of your help would be appreciated!
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Woman's Boobs
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts. Depending on a woman's age, they are different shapes. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry!"
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Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q &A &more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower
The Most!
Today is the most time I have spent on here & well I had a ball.. Thanks everyone!! I will try to be on as much as I can but I do work sooo darn lol.. & Gwen I love you bunches!!
The Sexual Hell Test
HELL LEVEL 3Raw score: 95% There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 93% on hellishnessLink: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Good Afternoon Fu's!
GOOD AFTERNOON! I sure hope that everyone is having a great Monday's go anyway. I've been to work and back home, so that makes everything great on this end. I love it once my workday is over, and I'm back at home for the rest of the evening. It's a scorcher here in mid MO. About 95 today with a heat index of 105. At home in the AC, or in the pool/water/river/lake, is the ONLY place to be! Laters Fu's!
Come Join The Party
you know that people online are full of it how can you ask someone for money and tell them they love you and stuff they play you and then use you and tell you all kinds of stuff to get you to do what they want feel free to comment on this
Attention Levelers
We need all levelers on him please...Hes got 72,000 to godfather..Thats not alot and there are many helping..We started this today with over 200,000 hes one of our levelers show him some love.. hell return it in due time when you need to level he always has ... ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Oh Yeah, This Makes Sense...
"Error: you allready reated this stash" Almost all of this site (almost...) (unlike MySpace) is a bit better spelled than that. (Though I know this site has a reputation for Silly Errors.) And I sort of doubt I rated that stash, I think it was created since I left the house this morning, ... something's confusing here, anyway. Anyone have any guesses what's going on? (Only seems to affect some stash, so far all in the same person's profile I think and not all of hers either... but refreshing screen does not replace the thumbs-up/down with any evidence that I've rated them before, etc. ... )
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Horoscope For 8/6
Your love life gets an infusion of positive energy that should at the very least put a big grin on your face for a good chunk of the day. It's a great time for dates or just spending quiet time together. ***** Hmmmm now this one could turn out to be very interesting to say the least
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My Hair, My
So FYI...a little change in my life...I dyed my hair brown. Yes I love it and it actually looks really good on me. Im heading for a dark red though. School starts soon for me so I will be really busy and on here all the time. LOL!!! I have found a new outlook on life. I just recently have had some serious medical problems, including a seizer which scared the wholly living fuck out of me. But through all this turmoil I have found what truly makes me happy in life. That I really do like myself...just the way I am...and I want to live my life to the fullest....Carpe Diam...DAMNIT!!!!
Charlie Went Down To Gitmo
subject: Charlie Went Down to Gitmo date: 2007-08-06 14:47:03 I checked this out at: Status: True. This is what Charlie Daniels, famed musician, writes regarding his Guantanamo Bay trip. ---------------------------------------------------- Charlie Went Down to Gitmo I've just returned from the Guantanamo Bay (Cuba) Naval Air Station base where we did three shows for the troops and toured several locations around the post visiting with some of the finest military personnel on planet earth. The kids seemed to really enjoy the shows and especially liked "This Ain't No Rag, It's A Flag" and "In America." We had a great time with them. We saw Camp X-Ray - where the Taliban detainees are being held - only from a distance, but I picked up a lot of what's going on there from talking with many different people. The truth of the matter is that this operation is under a microscope. The Red Cross has an on-site presenc
I Am A Witch
“I Am A Witch” (repost ) Body: “I AM A WITCH” RIBBON CAMPAIGN FOR 2007 “I Am A Witch” When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me “WITCH”. When I stand up for those I love, they call me “WITCH”. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me “WITCH”. Being a “WITCH” entails raising my children to be strong people, who have a solid sense of responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a “WITCH” means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a “WITCH” means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a “WITCH”. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone else’s
Oh!! (re Stash)
When you rate a stash now, and return to it, it now shows the thumbs-up /thumbs-down ... that's what was confusing me. Software change, that's all. I still think the misspelled error message is a very unprofessional touch, too like MySpace's worst points- and I'm not the ... erm... unfan of that site that 99.44% of people here are ... - for my liking.
Another Jerk
He was on my friends list and got all pissy and posted trash things on my page. I mailed him nicely asking him to mail me this stuff not be an a** about things. He posted that I need help. I deletd his comment cause my friends don't need to read the trash he was posting on my page. He's the one who needs help for posting trash and trashing me on my page. He's now blocked. Clyde@ fubar
I See The Smile On Your Face
When I see the smile on your face, I can’t help but smile back. The sparkle in your eyes, Fills my heart with a passionate desire. I miss you when were apart, I cherish the time we are not, I never want to leave when you by my side. Knowing in my mind you care, Fills the emptiness in my heart. Just to hear you say “I thought of you today”. Let’s me know, everything is Ok. We share so many things we both enjoy, Were alike in so many ways. Someday I hope to be there for you. To hear you call my name saying,”I need you”. I want to hold you in my arms while we watch the sunset, or the sunrise each and every time. Kiss you goodnight, & tell you “everything will be alright”. To kiss you goodmorning, tell you “I love you”. I never want to tie you down, Although I would like to tie you up. I never want to imprison you, Although handcuffs are nice. I want us to share life together. I want to be your best friend, The one you tell your secrets, The one that you share yo
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Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
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Shot at 2007-08-06
Julia Childs, I Ain't...
ok... Let me just say this: I am in no position to give anyone pointers on cooking, seeing as how my chief skill mainly lies in not burning things... BUT on this one occasion, I'm going to break my silence and rave about a spice... No, not Posh Spice... This is a premade steak rub in a bottle, and it, if you will pardon the expression, KICKS ASS.... just saying...I bought this stuff on a lark, mind you... "Twin Tree Gardens 'Rope Trick' Steak Rub" *Editor's note: Steak lovers beware, this seasoning blend alone could put the cattle populations of several states at risk...* YUM...
The Submissive's Creed
submissive's Creed author unknown i will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. i realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and i from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. i will not try to manipulate my Master. i will not push to make a scene go the way i feel it should. In other words, I will not top from the bottom. i will keep an open mind about trying things that i am not comfortable with and expanding my limits. i will continue to grow as a submissive/slave and as a human being. i will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. i will not allow myself to be harmed or abused. i know that submissive/slave does not equal doormat. i will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives/slaves. i will share my knowledge and experience with others in the hope that they will learn an
So i am completely new at this thing....i feel like such a loser because not many comments on my pics and not even that many me out please
The Plan
THE PLAN!! > >> Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic > > > > > > > You gotta love Robin Williams.... > > Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin > > Williams to come up with the perfect > > plan. What we need now is for our > > UN Ambassador to stand up and > > repeat this mess age. > > > > Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to > > argue with his logic!) > > > > 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace > > but I have not heard of a plan for > > peace. So, here's one plan.' > > > > 1) The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their > affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, > Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys'. We > will > never 'interfere' again. > > > > 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with > Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't > want us there. We would station troop
You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead50% Jason Voorhees40% Captain Spaulding40% Leatherface40% Michael Myers30% Freddy Krueger20% Jigsaw20% Hannibal Lecter20% Candyman0% Buffalo Bill0% Which Horror Killer are You?
Can A Guy Get Some Help Please?
I'm just a regular joe with a regular job, Im your average suburbinite slob, I like foot ball and pornos and books about war, I've got an average house with nice hard wood floors, A moment of dennis leary, to illustrate a point I am man hear me belch. I am not the super sensitive cassanova nor am I don juan, but I think the ammount I bring to the table is adaquate. Why oh why must you rant on so do you ask... I grow weary of the constant "boys v. girls" on blogs and smug flashes of what used to be insite about 40 years ago. Damn it I wanna see tits and ass in quantities, women I dont know what they want to see but maybe they can drop a line so I know the score. Yo Soy El Hombre Con El Plan Meistro y el plan es... if you acctually are screing you dont always talk about it, or transversly complain about hearing abou it. So everyone just get some or lots in twos or threes and lets all just enjoy our Fu-ness. Thats just my opinion... I could be wrong. Chris
What Would You Do?
what would you say if i told you i loved you? would you say it back ? and mean it? what if i told you i would walk away now and never say it again? would you come after me and make me say it a million times over? would you kiss away my tears if it hurt more than anything to walk away? if i said i would run the circumference of the world to spare you from all this would you mourn the loss of things to be? everything i said was true and always will be, but from you and this i am willing to turn away if that would be something that made you happy even if it caused you the greatest pain of all at first so you could be happy in the end. i would do this for you but would you or could you do this for me?
Violent Femmes - Add It Up
I Want To Dance
Man I have noticed some really great music lately that makes me want to just get up and move my ass. I wish my hubby was into going out dancing. Sometimes I just have this need to get out and shake what my momma gave me and bump and grind. I just went and bought the new Finger 11 tonight just for the song Paralyzer. I wish I could go out to a bar and dance and have fun without worrying about nut jobs. Sometimes it is hard being a girl.
Another For Debs
Lightning called to me today in a voice so sensuous, so tempting, I opened the door, willing for him to consume me. Yet as his foot stamped the mighty ground with a crack, he laughed in my face with a thunderous voice, chiding me to think I was worthy enough to be in his presence. I closed the door with a squeal, cowed by his power. Then I raised my voice to the sky, singing an ancient tune. My voice rose and fell sweetly with the melody as Lightning growled and hissed, his breath blowing the trees like a monsoon. Yet when my voice rang clear on the top note, I could feel him sigh in awe, tears falling from his face. And then his tears became the rain....
Fubar Again !!!!
well I think fubar is living up to the new name I was trying to rate a stash that I had never rated before and it kept telling me that I had rated it and I know I had not! Another major Fubar I think.
©©©julie Cooper 2007
when loving him so much that is hurts when i am trying to run and hide just to escape the hurt inside with a depth of fear it may not always be near but that is something that i may not endure and is something that no drug can cure i look in the mirror and see that changes have taken place i have forced can it all just be untrue then every time i try to escape my mind it only ends up back on you i tell my self to not love you but i know it now i can not do because i end up just needing you
"When legends die, there are no more dreams. When there are no more dreams, there is no more greatness." Anonymous
The Maim Event
Seduce Me
Seduce me as My hands wander instinctively I want to touch every part of you Your body moves in sync with mine As each time we kiss becomes more intense passion and excitement overtake me You drive me crazy the way you always do My desire for you so strong A pleasure I can only get from you I want to lay by your side all night long, kissing you as you seduce me with your eyes
First Blog... Not The Last...
So im sittin here bored... just like everyone else... chillin in my lazyboy with my laptop on my lap reclining... what can be better than this?! a lot of things... its monday... hella places be serving cheap drinks... or i could be chillin with friends/coworkers... but everyone is doin their own thang 2night... so im doing my own thang... it aint interesting but i can call it my own... work sucked 2day... it was the first time in ages where i didnt have to be the boss... i guess i enjoy being in charge... i guess imma end this blog short though cuz im not feelin creative at the moment... Later Dayz!
Dont Send Me Mail
i have my mail turned off for now....its a hacker and they are working on it
What Will Your Legacy Be?
What Will Your Legacy Be? Ever wonder what will be your legacy Do you help make Earth a better place to be? Do you spend most of your days trudging along? Do you spend time teaching your children right from wrong? Do you take the time, to help the elderly? Do you pass them by, like you don’t see? Do you give thanks for your good health at the supper table? Do you say grace for your good health and thankful you’re not disabled? Do you do your part and help at the local charity Or say to yourself, that’s not for me? Are you too busy to take time and donate blood? Do you help out victims from tornados and floods? If, we’re not blind and open our eyes to see: The way to make the world a better place begins with you and me. Do you take the time before you go to bed and get undressed? Do you count all the good things in life and say, you’re blessed? When, you wake up tomorrow, how’s your attitude? Don’t be full of hate, make it full of gratitude. An
Make You Shiver
My warm body wrapping gently around yours Arms moving to drape over your shoulders Legs moving to wrap around your waist My body presses tightly against you Your dark eyes seem to lighten As I softly press my lips to yours for a kiss My tongue gently slides into your mouth I taste you and tease you I run the tip of my tongue around your lips Then brush the corners of your mouth Leaning my head down I softly kiss your neck My soft full lips engulfing your bare skin as I lower down on to my knees I slide you out an take you in my velvet mouth as I go so long and so sweet it'll make you shiver and maybe even weep………
To All My Fubar Friends/fans
Tag....YOU'RE IT!!! You have been considered One of the 10 SWEETEST FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag 10 SWEET FRIENDS and let them know they are SWEET!! 6 min ago
Soft, wet... warm.. not just warm but lots of heat.. the warmth of the touch, the kiss wanting more, wanting WAY more. How to achieve more? does he want more? as much as I do? do I want as much as he does? more? never can tell... will have to wait this out .. *sigh*
Miss It C>r>julie Cooper
long Ago i knew you and every memory i shared with you and how painful sometimes it is to remember every Word every Day every Time i was with you and how close i felt to something special something deep inside you were a part of me you had a part of my Soul my Heart my love and how every day i shined~cause of you and everyday i couldnt wait to see you and how i regret those days i kept my silence and how i wish i would have said something said anything to make you understand and then we left our love fell apart and how i wish i could change that and how sometimes late at night i cant fall asleep cause i wish you were here and how i wrap myself so closely with that pillow you used just to remember just that something to feel a part of you again and how sometimes i lay drowning myself in tears waiting longing yearning to feel your touch just to be with you just to hold you just to kiss you.....once and how there are some mornings i wake up reaching out
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Need Prayers Really Sick
I went to the doctor today and found out why I am so sick I have 6 different viruses that have spread throughout my body including my lungs that's why I have been having problems breathing. They have me on medications now hoping it will kill the viruses. I could use all the prayers I can get. The medicine they gave me is not being guaranteed that it will work but they are hoping. it seems like I keep getting hit with bad just keep me in your prayers hopefully I can kick this without any serious damage. Thank you all your prayers will be greatful
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Laser My Words
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~ World Trade Center ~
I Watch these almost every day, you will not see them on the News, they want you to forget. I don't want to FORGET!!!!!!
Twilight Of My Love
your words are like honey slow and fluid clinging to my every thought all dripping with the truth on the lies i have come to know sheding a new light on my world and on my way of life the richness of your provides me the wealth of feeling i am coming to know its springs up eternal sweetness in me the dawn of my heart meets the twilight of my love and i hope to meet you at dusk for there is where my heart and my love equally entertwine
29 Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the T
Cum For Me Daddy
Babe move out the way the game is on Yeah yeah yeah I know But he cant tell Im sicka him and the damn game I'm bored outta my mind Let me see what I can find to do I got it MMHHMM this is gonna be soo good I go in the bedroom Take a look around find what Im looking for Ah yeah some shit bout to go down Go into his drawer an pull out one of his wife beaters Take the scissors and cut it up I strip outta my clothes wand put the top on and I use the bottom half a skirt I walk in the closet and pull out a pair of stillettos I roll the top part of the makeshift skirt so my pussy lips are barely covered For that extra touch I put on my garter belt and a pair of white lace stockings I spray a touch of ur favorite perfume O its on now! I walk out of the bedroom u so into the game u almost didnt see me heading to the garage Babe where the fuck u going dressed like that?!!! To the car Y? I know damn well u aint leaving outta this house like that. Fuck u go back to ur fuckin
My New Life
well every body i have done it , i found my one true love. it took a long time but it was worth the wait.she is the most beautiful woman in the universe and i got her,and her son.i feel like there r rose petals falling all around me when i am with her.her touch is like a feather caressing my body, and she is so sensual.i feel almost drunk when i am with her cuz i damn near get weak at the legs when she kisses me with her ever loving lips and the way she touches me.she is like sweet red wine that has sat up for years waiting for someone openned it and that was a compasionate person now and will stay this way.i want her to have the life she always wanted but could not find untill now.her son is really cool and he likes my kids too.she is a great mother, my best friend and an amazing lover too.her name is memori, i bet u thought i wouldnt tell u her name huh lol.i have her on my mind 24 7 and it is so good to have a shoulder to cry on .well this is my new life, so wish me luck.
In Times Of
My soul drifts aimlessly in times of hopelessness. It searches tirelessly for meaning and truth ... Yet finds no direction. My heart bleeds quietly in times of loneliness. It yearns to find warmth and happiness ... Yet it somehow eludes me. My eyes seek out visions in times of want. They gaze endlessly through the blackness that envelops them ... Yet they cannot see the light. My ears listen earnestly in times of silence. They search for familiar sounds to comfort and console ... Yet they cannot penetrate the darkness that surrounds me. My arms reach out frantically in times of despair. They seek strength and compassion to enfold me ... Yet they find nothing substantial to enwrap. My mind cries out desperately in times of solitude. It poses intense questions that demand answers ... Yet there are none to be found.
Open To New Experinces
You and I go out to the strip club and of course we have a little to drink. I want to drink more but you tell me no because you don't want me to forget anything that happens that night. As we head back to the hotel we stop at a drive through and you make me give you head the whole time we are there. The worker notices but tries to act like nothing happens. As we get back to the hotel we are walking down the hall and you here men’s voices coming from a room. You see there is a camera in the hall pointing our direction. You tell me then that you want me on my knees and want me to suck you until you cum. As I am going down on you grab my hair and tell me to make it sloppier that I know how you like it. My job is to make you come in less then 5 minutes or I will be punished. I try hard to do everything you like but you hold out cumming because you have some more things planned for me. After 5 min you snatch me back and tell me to stand facing the door. We still here voices in the room and
Letter To Big Daddy
I've heard the words before And yet this kitty is still wild Unbridled and willing To be tamed by the right one... Beating the kitty to submission? It makes me question Cause this submissive knows that Her master just must merely Whisper a word For her to obey I'd like to do more than just Let my lips pave the way... Take me where you think I'm scared to go I've been there And back Yea I can make you relax with the skillz that I have in my back pocket I've never had to get up for a towel No one can get it that wet Sound like a challenge? Well it is I'm waiting for the one that can Be like a fireman Find it hot Leave it wet When you can do that Then I will have fantasies Of you touching me When I am alone I need a lover and a fighter Love me hella good Then fight to keep me in line Not with blows, but with licks... Yea I've heard of Head to toe like you said a lot of cheap talk for no action So tell me Sir can put a lady to sleep? I've
Has Even That Lost Its Luster?
So, tonight, at about 11:30 pm, after waiting for a call that wouldn't come from a person who wouldn't care, I got in my car and drove to the bar. Then, something strange happened. I turned around and went back home, without ordering a single drink. What's changed? I can't place my finger on it.
For King Diamond Fans Only Please Lol
Would you buy your ol' lady a pair of these? Hey look! King Diamond is on my teetees! Okay, I'll stop.
To My Amazing Beautiful Belated Birthday Friend........
Wendy, if you manage to stumble across this tomorrow then you'll figure out that this is one of my MANY ways of expressing how much of an asshole I feel for missing your birthday. After about 2 or 3 days of constant messages which I warn you now, you WILL be receiving from yours truly, you'll understand, LOL. But seriously though darling, I'm SO DAMN SORRY........I love you........ Cliff
I hate going to the hospital. You go and sit for a while then they finally call you in. You go back there and you sit for a while again. Finally the hook you up to machines or take your blood pressure. Ask whats wrong.. when did it start etc . Like you keep a diary of things. Then you tell them ok this is what I have I know whats going on with my body. I know the signs . Then they basically ignore your own diagnoses. Then they see the monitors all going off. You sit there and wait and wait until finally the doctor comes back confirms what you said in the first place. Duh I told you you think to yourself. Then you lay in a bed for hours after taking medication to see if it helps. You just lay there nothing to do nothing to watch but the nurses chatting and the doctors standing around. Finally 6-8 hours or more later they finally let you go. Tell you to take it easy , rest , try not to stress. You look at them with this look .. You going to watch my kids and do ho
Epiphany #1
Love is not an emotion cause emotions change. Love is not a feelin cause feelin's go away. Love is a part of you, of your very soul, discovered wit the help of another. -(pondered at age 16... still believed)
Feelin Out Of Sorts.
Not sure why. A bit....disoriented. It's quiet here. Cats are fed. Can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe it will pass. Maybe not. Either way, sleep will come. A new day happens. Dammit Did I feed the cats? ???
Missing You
Missing You : i've been living alone trying to get you out of my life but after all this time i can't help myself but miss you you're once a dream that came true an illusion that turned to reality but suddenly, things turned differently the way they used to be until such time i have no choice but to let you go you're the reason for my sleepless nights coz you keep stayin' on my mind i can't help myself from crying coz i'm missing you so much........ all the pain & sadness are bound inside my heart all the memories are still preserve in my mind i miss you so much coz i can't hide the fact that i'm still in love with you my life will never be the same again now that you're gone i'll be trapped in this loneliness forever unless a guy like you will bloom into my life again.... I thought this was a letter I would never have to write, I hoped my tongue was something I could bite. I've realized its just something I cannot do, Here are my feelings, j
Conversation Technique
You may have heard or read somewhere that people like to talk about themselves and that you should spend most of your time listening and asking questions if you want others to like you. This is true... to a certain extent. People DO like to talk about themselves and they DO like those who listen, ask questions, and seem interested in what they're saying. But... If you're goal is to charm this lady, you've got to do more than that. You've got to tell her something about yourself. Specifically, you've got to "tell her" that YOU TWO ARE VERY MUCH ALIKE. You do this by making "me-too" statements. That is, it is desirable to bring yourself into the conversation when you can relate yourself to something she's talking about or make yourself seem similar to her. A good talk/listen ratio would be around 30/70. That is, you want to spend around 30 or 40 percent of the time talking, and about 60 to 70 percent of the time listening. And you should spend as much of that 30 to 40 percent as
Wounded Broken Heart
You knock on the door & seems so sincere. Slowly convinving me to open the door. Eventually I allowed you into take a sit. You did not stay long, disappearing as sudden as u've appear. Anger emerge from this sudden emptiness. You got me adapted to your companionship only to pick up & leave. I opened the door, allowing myself to be vulnerable, believing that you'll protect me & shelter me from reality, but instead, the one that I entrusted my heart & soul was the one that hurt me most. Wounded....broken heart poems by Carol.
You Will See
In the darkness I saw was that the moon was on a phase, Its ghostly brilliants is now all of what I crave. The stars were but the wonderful twinkling that was very bright, The Twinkles of the hope that has shone upon me, All was in that ever-lasting timeless starlight. These is what i see when the sun goes down, its brilliant light reflects light into my gown. you turn around in dismay, could i be what you were searching for? I see you across the bay fall to your knees and pray. I know what goes on in your head, but stop now, it will all end in dread. I m different then most would have in mind. i may look the same like everyone else, but no one can see because they are blind. If you look me in the eyes you will find something to great surprise i carry with me the silver moon that is what I'm holding inside leave now your heading towards your doom. the moon is my soul as you can see in my eyes, it wants to be free but i hold it inside,but not with glee do
My Nephew Is Here!
My sister gave birth to my nephew/god son. There was a couple complications, but everything turned out perfect. He is just the most awesome creature I have ever seen. He was born on July 5th, 2007 at 5 am on the dot, he was 7 pounds 10 ounces, and 20 inches long. His name is Nicholas Allen Jr. I can't believe how much I love him, and he doesn't even know who I am yet. But I loved him so much even before he was born. I can't wait to see him grow up, and just be even more perfect. I will put up pics of him just as soon as I get permission. Thanks for reading. This is my good news blog, and I always love good news before bad news, so I wrote this first. If you want to see the bad news it's in the other "folder" or whatever its called. The "Bullshit" one.
so i fucked some shit up at work tonight purty bad. i forgot to record our newscast...yeah, its a HUGE deal to them.luckily enough there was a power outage right before this shit aired and everyone was like, "blam it on the weather!" i was like fuck that. i fucked up. i can take it. believe me ive fucked up, over, under, and sideways lots o shit in my time...ill take whats coming. but even the supervisor is like "dont worry, we'll jsut say it was the weather...i know youre a good guy and i dont wanna see you get into trouble over this cause i happens." i mean, wow. i just dont get how or why people go to bat for me or just have my back sometimes. maybe its cause some o these people that do dont REALLY know me or havent known me long enough.....not that im a bad person......i just think i suck. at life. at work. at responsibility. at relationships. at lots o shit. the things 'normal' people do in order to get by in the world. im a floater....not like the poop, well....sure why not....i
Meet Your Master
They once all feared the ending; The one thing they knew would come, Something that would destroy Earth in one step, Leaving nothing but a single crumb. It would tear houses from their roots And ocean waters would overflow. The elderly won't end their life in grace And the young won't get to grow. But there was one thing that was unknown; A twist in this apocalyptic tale. This deadly cause that would end the world Came in the form of a devious male. Not a common man, no that is not what I mean; As this male is strong, with unusual height. He bares scars on his face, and sores on his arms And goes nowhere without initiating a fight. Nobody knows where he came from And no one knows why he is here. All that people have been informed of Is that he is somebody they need to fear. Now this day is upon them, They have nowhere that they can run. Some of them, eager to end the torture Shoot themselves with a stone cold gun. Each step he takes around them Caus
For A Moment Like This
Your love Your touch Your loving kiss A moment like this I don't want to miss. Some people wait a lifetime Some people search forever For a moment like this With you, I've found happiness I've never known You're more than I ever knew existed. More than I ever dreamed of Every breath that I take Every moment I'm awake, I think of you It's all I want to do. This world can be so hard but, With your love I know things can change And no longer will I feel the sadness Nor loneliness and the pain Feeling your embrace, my heart begins to race. With you, I found what I was looking for Behind me, I shut the door Knowing deep inside I have to search no more For you, my love is everlasting forevermore
If I could have just one more day, To spend my time with you. I'd love to sit and talk awhile, Instead of feeling blue. It's just so hard when we're apart, The days just seem so long. For my longing and your touch, It leaps off the page of a song. If I could turn up the hands of time, I'd be standing in front of you. I'd reach out to feel your touch, I know you'd love that too. If you see me in your dreams, You know that I am there. To show you all my love from me, And show how much I care. So if you're sitting there wondering, Of what it is I do. I'm wrapping my love up in a box, And sending it off to you.
My Last Day With Friends
Well tonight was my last night with friends, and I came to a really sad state walking home. I got trashed with my good friends, Matt, Rob, Jenn, Jacob, Cory, Rachel, and Kelly, well they were the group of friends that I could call and hang out with and sadly they are probably the best group of friends one could ask for. I mean seriously I could just lay back and chill with them. I guess I do have a home, and some good friends. Shit I'm going to miss hanging out with them when I'm in school, I'm in tears right now typing this. I don't know why but it's weird. I never felt like I fit in anywhere but today people are coming left and right and just being friendly to me today. I never realized I have left a mark on this many people's lives. Things you learn when you drink. Like Kelly, she had the biggest crush on me in high school, and truth be told I had a crush on her too. Matt sees me as an older brother. Cory sees me as a good role model. Rob hell we are twins almost, aside from the
Does Size Matter?
this was a new mumm does size matter and these are the results. which size matters to satisfy you with M&M's. Do M&M mini's or regular size fullfill your crave for M&M's. 74 votes 267 views 21 comments M&M's mini 25.7% (19 votes) Regular M&M's 74.3% (55 votes) it looks like regular size wins out!
I Am Having Trouble...
With what pic to use as my default...I am asking you my sweet lovies to help me pick out my non nsfw pic as a default. When you decide which pic you like the best post the link here in the blog...The one that gets posted here the most will be the one that I use. TY ahead of time to all my sweeties. Em!
I am a very spiritual person, a person of faith. I believe in the Divine. Some people call that Divine; God, Goddess, Allah, Buddha, The Great Spirit. I don’t think that part really matters. What does matter is the belief in something greater than myself. This belief makes me strive to be the best person I can be, to make my world a better place. The way I do this is, I treat myself, and all that I meet like the Divine beings we are. I f one believes that we are created in the image of the Divine, and that Divine lives in our hearts, in our minds, thus in our bodies, we ourselves are Divine. I feel if we treated ourselves and others with the RESPECT we give our Gods and Goddess’s this world would be a much better place. Now I am not preaching, not telling everyone they have to do this. This just is my way. I want everyone to see the Divine in themselves, in their actions, in their lives. If we do this, and treat ourselves as such, we are one step above the muck. I want every W
Knowing The Path...
It is one thing to Know the path, but to Walk the path - is something totally different.
Oh Heavenly Father A Prayer For The Grieved Andthose In Pain And Suffering And The Homless >
Dear Father we ask in Thy Name if you will comforth those who griev for Ray that passed on few minutes ago . We ask in Thy Name if youll send love to those suffering over this loss and strenght and hope ; Show love oh Lord to those needing you now.. . also Lord there is a 14 yr old girl with cancer Sonya ; please oh Lord if it be Thy will give her all your Grace and love and show mercy and help her to heal and not have to cope with this cancer . maker whole and free from it oh Lord . She is one of Thy children needing you now ; To do Thy will and she needs a Great blessing ; bestowed on her in Thy Name we ask oh Lord; .Lord there ia another friend in here to he needs you ,he is down and out and has two dogs doesn,t know where to turn too for help he was driving a truck just so he,d have a place to sleep cause he is now homeless, so on . He need you oh Lord to lead him to answere for he is thinking of joing the Military now. He needs a way to cope and he needs you oh Lord . Pease show
In The Interest Of Doing Things Constructively... (video Link Attached)
Rather than drink myself into oblivion last night, I stayed up and tried to think of something to do. It finally dawned on me - as dawn was approaching - that I could be doing this thinking outside, on the balcony. So, here I sit, with my laptop, and my cam, on my balcony... waiting. Here's the link. Courtesy of Don't worry, it'll open in a new window. If you're really feeling froggy, add it to your favorites so you can just pull me up whenever.
More About Me
You all know my name by now. I am 34 yrs old. I raised my 11 yr old son from the age of 2 to very recently. Due to a bad break-up I went through which altered my living arrangements he stays with his mother. She and I are very good friends. If you read my blog entitled " My life" you know much of this already. I am looking for "The One". Am I looking on here? Not entirely but I am not closed off to the fact that it is possible. I am a hopeless romantic, very passionate, very giving, and kind to all unless provoked. I do believe in true love and seem to have a good bit of knowledge on it. Not because I have truly had it but because of what I have not had. So many claim to have had true love before. Here's a clue..if it was true would STILL have it. I love fantasy. I am a fan of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. I collect Star Wars and Dragons and even certain Super-heo merchandise. No, I am not a nerd. My close friends claim that I am just a big kid and due to years of
A Blog...
why did i join Fubar? i have personally no idea, so i must thank my friends for getting my to join this *insert negative word here* site. full of *another negative word* girls and moronic *yet again* males trying to talk to those *sheesh, isn't that enough?* girls. i'd rather blow my balls off with a grenade.
Away For A Week
We're finally moving, heh. I won't have internet access for a while - at LEAST until May 14th. So play nice =D
Point Gathering Egomainiacs
I have recently realized that there are quite a few people here at fubar that seem to have one agenda. That is to just get as many points as possible as fast as possible no mater what it takes (such as posting as many erotic or nude pictures of themselves as they can.) They remind me of the women who you see in a real bar who wear the sexiest clothes in their arsenal, or as little clothes as the law allows, just to get attention. Now in a real bar the guys sit back and drool as their wifes or girlfriends elbow them in the ribs, or some guys who actually think they have a snowballs chance in hell of getting laid get shot down, crash and burn, when the they try to hit on the slut. But here at fubar you simply get totally ignored once you have rated the point gathering egomaniacs with 10's, or 11 if you are a VIP. And God forbid you rate them less than a 10 because then you are labeled a “hater”. Well listen up you whore mongers of points. Just because we don't give you a 10 doesn't mean
Girls Night Out.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." >I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours >passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. > >Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the >door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. >Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another >nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a >quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. > >(Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 >cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I >got in, and I him " Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. >Whew! Got Away with that one! > >Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." >When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed >three times, then said, 'Oh. Shit,' cuckooed four more times,
Another Sizzler
Well this is the second day of my blog and I still dont have a clue as to what to put in it. So I will talk about the weather, its' suppost to hit a 100 and 101 thru friday. F@%K its gonna be hot. Well thats it for now. Have a cool day.
Guts And Balls - The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.???????????
The Prison You Create May Be Your Own
The builder, Edward Palmer, of the first public stocks would be the first one to put it the test. The village honchos, that commissioned the building of the stockade, felt that the fee he charged was too exorbitant and stuck his ass in his own creation. On December 31, 2005, there were 2,193,798 people in U.S. prisons and jails. The United States incarcerates a greater share of its population, 737 per 100,000 residents, than any other country on the planet. There is parable in there somewhere.
Dealing With Arseholes
I just about had enough of the arseholes i have to deal with everyday. I recently cut the price ofmy Domming sessions by half just to generate a bit of interest from new blood. I was only suppose to run it for two weeks but thought as things were picking up i would run it for a month. Now i have finished the deal but unfortunately the guy who sorts my website out is away on holiday and can't take the advert off till he gets back. I explain to people the situation and some are understanding but there is a certain element that think the word no does not include them. Just today i had a chap ring me for a session and asks if i can do a half hour less than the normal price (£60) just to get him along for the first time. I could but from my past experiance he would just come along that time and never return cos he would have to pay the full price next time(that's if he bothered to show up at all). But the real reason he rang if the truth was known was not cos he actually wanted to visit
Cleaning Chickens
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!" Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth. "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm agonna git him!'" 'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!" He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the c
To My Friendsd On Fubar
I have been thinkin for over the past few weeks now...About closeing Fubar acct.......Saying my last day will be 8/10/2007....So If you want to say in touch you can find me on Yahoo under lil_miss_bytch74 Thank You Peanut
Good Morning
Talked to a jerk today? nope Do you like anyone? do you mean "like?" or "LIKE like?" Can you do a cartwheel? yep Do you skate goofy or regular? well, geez, it's been quite a while but I've always skated pretty darn regular lol Do you regret something you did yesterday? if I don't get a response soon I'm gonna regret it lol Have you ever been tubing? yep Do you own a guitar? I DO now, which is infinitely cool...*waves thank you to Daddy* Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? lol yeah... Do you have a piggy bank shaped like a pig? I don't think so Do you have anything in your pockets right now? don't even have pants right now....Shush Michelle lol How many windows are open on your computer? 3 tabs on Mozilla and my email What are the colors of your walls? cream Are you wearing socks? nope How many hours did you sleep last night? about 8, I think, which is a freaking miracle Did you ever get the chicken pox? yep.. Have you been o
After One Year Passed
Well, I moved to Salt Lake City, Utah one year ago. I'm still deciding if I like it here or not. I have alot to be Thankful for. I have a great boy friend Mike, 4 great kids, and a good job. Mike has a lot of family support here. His family has been good to us. They helped me get on my feet and us out on our own. My kids are kids all four are the cutes kids you'll ever see, and they are purfect little angles (yah right) As for the job it's work. It pays the bills and puts the food on the table. well I dislike the snow but alternative places that I want to live get snow as well so not much luck getting away from it.
Want To Join...
If you like to help others win comment bombing contests and you like to enter them yourself, maybe joining a bomber family is right for you...Here is the link to the family bomber page I started. Go check it out, read the main page please and if you are interested in joining, send a friend request to the page saying 'I want to join'... FU-Bombers@ fubar
Please Prey For My Family
yesterday i was given the worst news ever. i was told that my cousin was found dead at his home. cause of death we dont know. he meant the world to me. iam just asking all my freinds and family on fubar to please prey for my family as we have to let a love one go. thank you all very much hugs to you all.
Does Evil Exist? Hmmmm
Did God create everything that exists? Does evil exist? Did God create evil? A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" The professor asked. "Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied. The professor answered, "If God created everything; then God created evil. And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then we can assume God is evil." The student became quiet and did not answer the professor's hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "May I ask you a question, professor?" "Of course", replied the professor. The student stood up and asked, "Professor does cold exist?" "What
Top 30 Things
Top 30 Things you'll never hear a Southern Boy say: 30. Oh, I just couldn't - she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup - it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have the tofu, instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who cares who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the c:drive. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is regi
Ck...for You Hun..kisses
Two arms to hold me, a smile to call my own, deep eyes that adore me, yet I lie here all alone. Dream come true, pain fading away, yet alone I awake, to face yet another day. So much love given, sweet words to be spoken of my own, yet I speak in silence, as I am alone. Many beautiful thoughts running through my head, feelings to be shared, as I am alone here in this bed. Tears to be cried, from happiness, his soft hand to be felt in mine, still I am alone with these tears that I cry. Never knew love like this before, never felt so swept away, and alone I find myself with each passing day. Stars to wish upon, promises to be made, so alone within myself, each night, again, for his touch I will pray. Heart so filled with hopes, and dreams, but each time I open my eyes, it is my lonely heart that I see. Alone with the silence as my heart dies inside, all of our love flowing within each tear that I cry.
Peacock Loving
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Our Troops & Starbucks!!
NO COFFEE FOR THE MARINES Their coffee is tasting more and more bitter..... Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Not free mind you? Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, < BR>and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house for what they and I believe is right. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will neve
Party Like A Rock Star
I find it slightly hilarious that the song "Party Like a Rock Star" is by the Shop Boyz, a rap group. Yep, rock stars indeed...
i am so so so bored right now.......thats all i have to say thanks for listening lol
Wow, Eye Opener...duh
As was glancing over this mornings fubar activity and remembering just how upset i got over such miner,really, things that go on on this site. from ownership on down to the newbees. I had failed to remember the most important thing about socializing. not every person in the same bar will get along and see things the same way. I will speak from my own experience on "the social scene" i arrive at a bar to socialize, being aware of my suroundings and acting appropriate. after i have a few i start to get a real friendly...with EVERY body. hell, lets all have some fun. then well into the "fun" i am not so in tune with the scene. others have come and gone. and what people that i thought were "ok" well, not too sure now. lol a lot think "i" am not ok now and the tensions beigin to take hold. now the peeps i was so "happily" partying with were now being sized up as they sized me up....ok...i will not go on and on you should get my point. which is not everybody will like each other
My Sissy's New Address
Today I realized I shed my last tear For you heartless soul How do you live? With nothing to pump the ice, That flows through your veins. It must be cold to be you. Its days like this When death seems like sleep. A day seems like a year, and being 21 bites the big one.
Fuck It All
Jerry Will Go To Jail For
Jerry will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
Redneck In A Whorehouse
A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best." The man is immediately escorted to a room with a mirror, a couch, and a chicken in the corner. The woman shuts the door. The man reluctantly takes the chicken and finishes his business. He then realized that that was the best sex he'd ever had. The following week, the man brings $10 of his hard earned money, and offers it to the woman. He is the whisked off in to a small room with a few benches and a double sided mirror. The small room quickly fills with men and women alike. Two women walk into the room that the people are viewing. The two lesbians then proceed to make love on the table. The redneck nudges the man next to him and exclaims, "Damn, for 10 bucks, this is damn good." The man then chuckles and says, "You should have
Final Project: Race And Your Community
This was my final paper within my Cultural Diversity class for college. Tell me what yins think. ------------ Race and ethnicity is either a minor or major part in everyone’s everyday life. Either way, it still presents itself. I do not believe anyone can say they are surrounded by one race and it be their own everyday of their lives. One may be friends with someone of a different skin color or religion. One may be family with someone who has been married or born into the family who is a different race. One may also work closely or at a distance with someone who has different views on topics because of possible immigration into the United States or because of how they were raised. Whites are said to be the majority in every situation. As if whites are looked at more highly and are praised. As if whites are more capable at jobs and positions within politics while blacks, Middle Easterners, Mexicans, etc. are degraded and put down on a regular basis. “Blacks, Mexican
Kintucky Hang-glidin'
Here in Kintucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and git a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gits ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!"
Mah Cuzin In Texis Sent Me Theeus
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
Another One Down Wahoooo
CONGRATS TO MISHNUMBER1 FOR GETTING HER VIC BACK. WE REACHED 14,000 IN NO TIME. GOOD JOB POSSE! WOOHOO WE ROCK. MISH YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB. GOOD LUCK ON BECOMING GODMOTHER. (thanks so much from Michelle xoxox) MishNumber1 ~ Help Me Be 1st British GodMother Plz ~ of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR@ fubar HERE'S A CONTEST! ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO START FOR A LONG TIME NOW. COME ON GUYS IT'S "MS. RETTA". It's a race to 75,000 or the most over 35,000 in a months time. She's at 26643! WE'RE WORKING ON THE GORGEOUS "TEMPTED'S" GIVE AWAY. REMEMBER ANY RATE=10 LET'S GET HER THOSE RATES AND BOMB BOMB BOMB!!!!!! rates=10 Tempted2try 15,000 give away at 7936 **THESE ARE ALL GIVE AWAYS. WE NEED TO GET THESE OVER WITH BEFORE WE STARTING ENTERING MORE CONTESTS** rates=10 Crazy Cowboy 15,000 give away at 3971 rates=10 Tempted2try 15,000 give away at 7936 Mizz Shady 50,000 give away at 13570 ~*~Tali~*~OF SHADY'S S*U*P 55,000 GIVE
Ok so now today I have another job interview (for 2nd job) why in these small towns is it so hard to get the right job for right pay?? Now I will have no time for fun , and forget passion in my life ...I will be working from 8am till 12 midnight 6 days a hope my old bones can handle it...LOL
Anti Raters!!
I'm getting kinda tired of rating peoples pics and profiles on here and getting no response back. If i rate you its only fair i get the same in return!!
Well....guess I Hit A Sore Spot
Guess I hit a sore mumm was deleted. Now I can't comment or create mumms, I'm grounded. Boo Fucking Hoo... My opinions Thats ok, they can't shut me up. Please help me out. Post bulletins or some shit to get people to comment. I'm tired of being treated like a child, and I think a lot of you are too... Don't take it laying down..Stand up and speak out
At The Hip
I swear Im like crack lol. freakin guys talk to me and they get hooked. Im highly addictive. but you see I dont mind being guys friends and screwin a couple and shit but the thing at i hate is when they start getting feelings for me it tares me up. I mean i dont want any one getting feelings for me. My life is just a little troublesom and i dont wanna add more. i even tell the guys if i wanna try to have something with you i let you know because i dont wanna have some fling and waste my time i only want to actually be with someone if i think there is something worth while there that i want. other than that i just wanna me friends. i mean i may play around and shit about the whole girl friend thing but doesnt mean that im serious and if your kinda ify just ask because ill tell you want i think just gotta ask the right questions. its not all that hard im not complacaided like most people i just think different.
WELCOME SINNERS! over time thats what we have all become, that is according to most beliefs, and lets face it we are all on fubar with playful thoughts ;) well its time to say fuck the judgement! lets just have a good fucking time and base ourselves around a different perspective, RESPECT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT, dont waste your time getting ran over or used. say loudly and clearly to those bastards, FUCK YOU! then come take out your agressions with people you can relate to! 69SINS represents all that is real, we are blunt and to the point. we dont believe in the sell out FAD bullshit. we are true to ourselves! so if your true to yourself, and find that you share the same frustration about the stupidity of the masses, check us out! you may dig it!
I Will Not Shut Can't Keep Me Down
Tired of being treated like a child My humble opinions
To The Guys
Well I hope a few guys stop by to read this lol I know its more fun to check out the ladies pages...well unless your gay. I have no issues with guys checkin me out....the way Ive always figured it was if your hot enough for a guy then your deffinately hot enough for the ladies lol. Well anyways. I t would be good to meet some guys on here to just to BS. I love watching football and will take any chance I can to hang out and drink with some friends and talk smack about their team lol. Im a Skins fan, yea I know... but after them being my home team for most of my life I cant let them go just because they havent been doing that well. But even if you team is kickin our arses, Ill still be talkin smakc hehe!! Other then that I dont really follow to many sports. Im a fan of the different pimped out ride show. Im pretty good at designin layouts, but Ive never tried to do it my self. Prob in a few years Ill get me a junker in bring it back to bein larger then life. Well thats a b
I Think My Ex's Are Stalking Me!!
Last night I saw another of my Exs. I would like to thank Annon for the heads up or I would have freaked out. I mean I don't see him that much and well it would have freaked me out. Needless to say I was not feeling my best. Upset Tummy and all that. So of course all I wanted to do was go up to him and put my head on his shoulder and have him hug/hold me like he used to. I knew that I was feeling sick if I wanted that. I love the guy don't get me wrong...but the relationship is over. No matter how much we love each other love is not all that is needed. Thats the biggest lie told to everyone that love is all you need. That love makes the world go round. Bull-fucking-shit...It ain't. We just aren't meant to be and thats fine. He wasn't crazy dominant to me but submissive at the same time. I don't know I don't want to talk about it ne more. Blah blah...
Tuesday, August 7, 2007 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) This is a great time to make vacation plans as Mars in your 9th House of Adventure calls you into motion over the weeks and months ahead. If you don't have any travel plans on the horizon, then this can be played out within your mind, for you can visit a foreign country by going there or by just reading a book. Whatever your method, be sure to explore new places and new ways of seeing the world. I think it's time for me to truly wake up and realize what is in front of me before I lose what matters most to me, besides my children. Maybe someone else's opinion could really be the truth at least in their eyes and that's what truly matters.
Showing Love And Stuff.
The last time I tried to show love I got arrested. Stupid "must keep pants on" laws.
Bouncer Id Check??
What the heck is that? =| ... by the way... im starting a blog
Actions Speak Louder Then Words
Actions a lot of the time speaks louder then words.... When thing goes wrong no matter what they may be it always seems to be better when you do something to make amends then by only talkin about it. Words travel only so far and most of the times people don't even know how to say what is truly in their hearts. Therefore when you do something to correct the thing that went wrong it tends to open their eyes and make them think that "Oh Hey they truly do care".... Remember everyone has feelings and they do tend to get hurt by things done wrong and want them to mend!!!
Caramelized Peaches With Lemon And Blueberries
Caramelized Peaches with Lemon and Blueberries Dessert on the grill? Yes! This recipe is simple but powerful, and the caramelized peaches will provide a sweet end to a sweet day. Credit: Weber's Charcoal Grilling by Jamie Purviance Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 4 large peaches, firm but ripe, halved and pitted * 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small pieces * 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar * 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract * 6 tablespoons store-bought lemon curd * 2-4 tablespoons heavy cream * 1 1/2 cups fresh blueberries Directions: Arrange the peaches in a single layer, cut sides down, in a 9-by-13-inch, heavy-duty foil pan. Scatter the butter pieces and sugar between the peaches. Add the vanilla to the pan. In a small bowl, whisk the lemon curd with enough heavy cream to create a smooth, spoonable sauce. Place the pan of peaches over direct medium heat and cook, with the lid closed as much as possible, until the peac
Simmered Tomato And Basil Chicken
Simmered Tomato and Basil Chicken Tomato-basil sauces reflect the essence of summer freshness. Pairing the combo with chicken makes for a winning family-friendly dish. Credit: The Instant Cook by Donna Hay Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1 onion, sliced * 2 cloves garlic, sliced * 4 chicken breast fillets * 15 fluid ounces tomato puree * 2 fluid ounces white wine * 1 teaspoon sugar * 1/2 cup roughly chopped basil leaves * 1/2 cup black olives * Shaved or grated Parmesan cheese, to serve Directions: Heat the oil in a frying pan over high heat. Add the onion and garlic and cook for 2 minutes or until soft. Add the chicken and cook for 2 minutes on each side or until well browned. Add the tomato puree, wine and sugar and simmer over medium heat for 8 minutes or until the chicken is cooked through. Stir through the basil and olives. To serve, place the chicken on plates and top with the pan sauce. Ser
Size Matters
Random thought: People who say size doesn't matter, either don't have size, or have a man wh doesn't. I drive an old car, i have an old watch, and I tell myself that the car doesnt matter. When I upgrade to my Acura NSX, I'll be singing a different tune, believe me! :)
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Back To The Future
Back to the Future Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK. It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, or electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere, even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet, it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disk. Here's how it works: each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The BOOK may
Cant Stop Thinking About This
It is getting to the point where I am wondering if Robby doesnt love me the way he used to.I still love him with all my heart.Its just that lately we seem to fight alot and to be fair to him its my fault cause I have been totaly bitchy lately.I dont meen to and I feel awful about it afterwards.I just wonder if this is the reason he would rather spend more time on the computer than with me.I dont blame him really.I just hope I dont lose him because of my attitude.
My New Favorite Tv Station.
It's been a while since I've updated this thing, but I have some great new photos from my weekend. Until I get the chance to post them, enjoy this story about my new favorite tv station. KUNT --
Can You Read This
I'm one of the 55. Are You? Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS
The End Of Summer
Wooohooo almost time for school to start and then the peace and quietness back. Dont know about you all but darn i cant wait
Don't you think this would be a lil uncomfortable for the
Ultimate Urban E-legend
Ultimate Urban e-Legend I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!". But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the year 2020 rolls around. His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute Gates. (It's true -- I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disneywo
Good Question(s)
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ???? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting t
This One's It!!
God, Moses and technology "Excuse me, sir." "Is that you again, Moses?" "I'm afraid it is, sir." "What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?" "How did you guess?" "I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?" "Oh yeah. I forgot." "Tell me what you want, Moses." "But you already know. Remember?" "Moses!" "Sorry sir." "Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit it out!" "I have a question, sir. You know those ten things you sent me." "You mean the commandments, Moses?" "That's it. I was wondering if they were important." "What do you mean 'were important', Moses? Of course, they are important. Otherwise I wouldn't have sent them to you." "Well, sorry, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them, but of course you would see right through that." "What do you mean 'you lost them'! Are you trying to tell me you didn't save them, Moses?" "No sir. I forgot." "Well, My Son always saves, Moses." "Yeah, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but I forgot. I did send them
Ok you guys and my crushes how about offering the Sassy one a Vip .Forgot about it and discovered it went bye bye today.Is having withdrawals. LOL
The Fishing Trip From Hell
Ok, so we all started out at 4am...8 people in a little SUV, a little cramped but spirts were up. About an hour and a half later we arrived in Fortescue, NJ. Ready to hop on the boats we reserved and start the party back up. HMMM, first problem, they don't rent fishing poles and between 8 people we had only brought one. Second problem, the owner didn't like us because we were tattooed, loud and obnoxious and decided to refund our money (a plus) and send us packing. Ok, shit happens, we tryed to find another company to rent to us with no avail...finally we ended up 10 miles down the road renting little wooden crabbing boats. We had to get 2 and split the party 4 and 4. Of course I get on the boat with captain control freak. I decided to jump off the boat and swim because there were no crabs in New Fricken Jersey any bigger than mosquitoes. Dumb move. There was no step or ladder to get back on the boat and captain control freak is more of a woman than I am and can't help me get ba
First Blog
Well crap I've never done this before, but hey everyone's doing it right? I'm 28and separated. For those of you that know me I am truly sorry about that, and to those whom I may meet don't believe a thing that anyone that knows me says...not that they are probably lying or anything, but only because you to will have some weird, embarrassing, and or disappointing story of your own to tell some day soon. Let's see here I guess that I'm supposed to put something about myself here and share my feelings about puppy dogs and snowflakes and where I have come from and where I am going, ... but I'd rather not if it is alright with you. I don't have a dog anymore and I haven't seen snow in Virginia in the longest time. I'm trying to forget where I just came from, and I don't know where I am going. (at least not at this moment) If you are reading this I apologize if you are bored or hungry I can not do much about those things, but I can...uh ...I don't know ( sounded good in my head,
Angels Explained By Children
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold." Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!." Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you
I Want You To Want Me
Originally by Cheap Trick in 1977 I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me. Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me. Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know yo
Letting Go Takes Love
LETTING GO TAKES LOVE To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable, but allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try to change or blame another, it's to make the most of myself. To let go is not to care for, but to care about. To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive. To let go is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their destinies. To let go is not to be protective, it's to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny, but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold or argue, but instead to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is n
A book I've been waiting over a month for hits the bookshelves today. Off to Barnes and Noble as soon as I get out of work!
Extremely Nsfw - The Ultimate Orgy Of Homosexuality
Gender Biases
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's h
If You Are Here For Pionts Or Friendship And Maybe Find The Right Person
ok lets take a vote how many people are here for just pionts raise your hands if your here for friends with benefits step up and tell that peoson are you here to find mrs or misses right well just comment the hell out of then and tell then you want them the resons for these dum questions is i like to know how many people really talk to the people on there page me im looking for the right person to fall in love with and be happy with and to make new friends i have found some sweet friends here and they are very dear to me and i would love to make sure that i chat with them often yes i have a couple friends here that i think might be the person i would love to spend the rest of my life with so as this goes i want to say to my all my sweet and kind friends and my sweet and trusted friends im glad you are here and i have met you and hope for a good long friendship
Bulletin #1
Our Raindrop Blanket...
Our Raindrop Blanket By Aaron Wilson The miles between us Are a nothing but A ruthless number A land separated in Loss and misery But for that one magical night, We were together... The memory is always On my mind The rain falling From the sky Our raindrop blanket Comforting us from the evils Of a cold, dark, hateful world. The pale moonlight Seems as our only guide Through this roller coaster Of desire... Though it is so hard to see Through the dark clouds Of despair... Yet, this despair brings Our comfort, Our shield from sadness And heartache. Can despair bring Such happiness? Can such despair Bring two people Longing for affection together? Indeed, it has... The warmth of our bodies The thunder from the storm Echoes our hearts The lightning Not from the clouds, But from the blood pumping Through our veins Feeling faint From the short breaths We take between kisses. Running my fingers Through your warm, wet
"What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things"
This Is What I Want For My Birthday From My Fu Friends!!
Go to my Fubar Wifey's page and drop her some lovin'! You guys and gals have always come through for me and I know I can count on you to help Porcelain! Even if it is something as simple as a fan, rate, and/or add. Even a profile comment helps. Show her the love you all always show me. So instead of sending me birthday love, send some love to Porcelain. Let her know how REAL friends do it!! Thanks! Gimptastic (Eric)
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