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Cute Interns At K Street
So just a bit of updates on the gallery. We've got a pretty cute intern up on a ladder, cleaning the windows. I
A Dream...
A single tear rolls down her cheek for a dream remembered... She thought she could walk away from it never wanting it again for the life she has was always enough or was it just distracting enough that she forgot about her dreams. Laying there in the dark of night a rush of emotions, she can't believe how bad she wants it and how badly she's always wanted it... and yet so afraid to try to get it, she doesn't even know how. A life so demanding how could she dare to give up or miss out on what she has for something so unknown.... maybe that is why it's just a dream. Something you can hold onto and hope that someday it may happen but knowing it probably won't and being happy keeping it as a wishful dream.
Shakepearean Truth
"To be, or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them." "This above all: To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night day, thou canst not then be false to any man." "They do not love who do not show their love." "In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility." "In time we hate that which we often fear." "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind." "We know what we are, but not what we may be." "Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none." "No legacy is so rich as honesty." "All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts..." "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." "Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never ta
The Darkness
The Darkness As the darkness enfolds my soul, I wait for my next prey. I read their thoughts and feel their heartbeats as they pass by, but still I wait. I turn cold, but still wait, waiting in shadows for the one whose life will bring me pleasure. As I take them in my arms their life blood sustains me, keeps me warm as I mingle with them in the darkness. Mingle till daylight takes me back home.
Sometimes you dont understand all that life hands you! I know that all to well just when you think that you are starting to step forward something happens to make you step two feet back...I have been dealing with alot the past several months and I have told a few people what is going on in my life, but its hard for me to talk about. It hurts, to know that at one point in my life that I had everything and now I have nothing. Yeah I have lost some of my friends and some of it being my doing because I dont know how to deal with the problems in my life. At one point I decided to step out and take a business adventure but when all was said and done I lost everything that I had. I am still me but its hard to deal with the questions that I get from people day in and day out and it brings me down. I try to deal with my problems in all the wrong ways and I know that I shouldnt but its hard sometimes to get through it on my own, my family has been there for me but my parents try to dig too deep
Thinking Of You!
CherryTap Friends & Fans..."Life has kept me busy". I miss you ALL! I just wanted you to know I am fine and when I get a chance at FUN TIME TO MYSELF I will be leaving you comments. I hope your Summer is going great!! HUGS! Sincerely, ToyfulSweetartMavMOM
I Am Done With Today
I am calm- the deadly calm that comes before the storm which will consume and rip apart all who attack and oppose me. These humans never learn. They accuse me of hexing them, yet do I not struggle with the rest? If I were truly the greedy sorceress everyone paints me to be, would I not have cash flowing like a river from my pocketbook instead of wondering if the rent will be paid? What these fools fail to realize is if I truly wanted to unleash my fury, no amount of holy water or relics would be enough to remove the stain upon their souls. Yet I swallow my rage- choke on the bile that rises from their insolence and ignorance- for these human scum are not worth wasting an ounce of my chi. Still, the Beast rattles her cage, baring her fangs, hissing and spitting as she strains against her shackles. Yet continue to provoke me, continue the petty accusations, the unwarrented attacks, and nothing will be able to chain the Beast when she is loosed. And there will be none
Hey Everyone
im new to this site.. can u please show me some love and i will return the favor...thank u
Words Of The Day
There's more here than meets the eye when it comes to how much you've taken on your plate. Don't rush things -- all these issues deserve a lot of thought. A decision should be reached only when you're ready.
Obama's Doublespeak
Barack Obama has been running as a candidate for change. Perhaps now it's time to remind everyone of his changing positions on Iraq, as well. Today, Obama supported legislation requiring most U.S. troops to be out of Iraq by April 30, 2008. But in 2004, Obama said that a quick withdrawal from Iraq would be "a slap in the face" to the troops. And in 2006, he said that he did "not believe that setting a date certain for the total withdrawal of U.S. troops [was] the best approach to achieving" our goals. In May of this year, Obama promised to provide critical funding for the troops. His exact words: "What you don't want to do is to play chicken with the President, and create a situation in which, potentially, you don't have body armor, you don't have reinforced Humvees, you don't have night-vision goggles." Then, just weeks later, he voted against the emergency Iraq spending bill that would have provided critical funds for body armor, mine resistant vehicles, and to help c
Rusted And Weathered
Would that I could cut away this flawed flesh, sculpt it into a more perfect skin. Would that I could make myself believe in what others find acceptable. Yet I cannot, I will not. Though their cruelty fills me with sorrow, though their persecution makes me ill to the point of retching, I will not bow down to the status quo and deny who and what I am just to make others feel more comfortable. So I will stand alone on this battlefield as always, knee-deep in the blood and gore of my enemies, my armor once again broken and battered, blades dull from my kills. I will give no sympathy, give no quarter: I will be as dead as dead can be to all save my allies, those of which are very few. *sigh* I grow so weary of this- weary of the battle, weary of people expecting me to justify my every action and reaction. The shields grow heavier with each attack, my helm is cracked, and I don't know how much longer my mail will hold. But I will go down fighting.
~ The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother ~
Please Help My Friend
Hello all i know i dont do alot of blogs but my friends kitten is in a contest and she needs some help. So just follow the link and vote for Jessie please and thank you. thanks alot TECH btw im only 6000 ish to level up any help with that will be appreacited and returned as best as i can.
Your Eyes
Your Eyes As We Said Our Goodbyes Can't Get Them Out Of My Mind And I Find I Can't Hide (From) Your Eyes The Ones That Took Me By Surprise The Night You Came Into My Life Where There's Moonlight I See Your Eyes How'd I Let You Slip Away When I'm Longing So To Hold You Now I'd Die For One More Day 'Cause There's Something I Should Have Told You Yes There's Something I Should Have Told You When I Looked Into Your Eyes Why Does Distance Make Us Wise? You Were The Song All Along And Before The Song Dies I Should Tell You I Should Tell You I Have Always Loved You You Can See It In My Eyes
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Another Poem I Wrote(a Short One)
Laugh and Play all day long. Smile awhile like nothings wrong. Jump and Run For it's all fun. Skip and hop for a bit Hide N Seek and Tag your it. Let the fun begin Don't U wanna be a kid again? This one is silly, but my kids like it.
Want To Know Me? Know What Moves Me..
I have never been more moved by any theatre more than Rent. Seeing this for the first time in 97 was by far a turning point in my life. Granted the movie is different than the musical, but they used most of the Original Broadway Cast... well anyway here is the promos from the view I really enjoyed it, most of you won't watch this lol... but those of you who are a true friend and really know who I am just might take the time.
A Little Monkee Help
HELP! I need somebody HELP! Shit... wrong band.... lol Here we come... Walkin down the street... We get the funniest looks from... Everyone we meet... Ok, if you have not guessed, I am a Monkees fan. I am currently at 485 Monkee Songs on my computer. Some of which are covers. And I am having trouble finding one perticular cover. I have searched every where I can, and I cannot find The Leaves' version of "Words." I have found it on Limewire, but everytime I sign onto it, I always get "Need New Sources." So if any of my friends wish to help, that would be great. I will be eternally grateful (as if I am not to my friends for what they have brought me already) if someone can actually get it for me. Thank you and remember... Save the Texas Pairie Chicken. LOL
Do You Want A Project?
To; (Whoever the fuck takes the time to read this),. To start with, everything that it says on my profile is true, but....... I am a broken man. The women in my life have left me pretty much emotionally and financially broken, and it is still an ongoing process by 3 of my 4 Xwives. I do not have anyone to confide in in my life right now and it becomes really hard at times. I should probably let you know that I am sitting here in a mild anxiety attack and stoned, I just did a 12 hour day at work and came home did the few dishes that were there and made dinner (pork chops, scalloped potatoes and green beans) for me and the kid. If you have read to this point then here goes, I am looking for a woman to help to repair my broken emotions, I swear by all that is good in this world this is the truth. I do not want anyones financial help. I am a very romantic person at heart and a true Pisces. Emotionally repaired I will be able to fix that, I do have the ability to make good money at my
Still In Need Of Help
Calling out to all my friends on Cherry Tap Please comment bomb my photo in the Delicious Diva Contest. Thanks Ladylove Link is in first BLOG~
Oh Ma Gawd
I hope Chogie don mind me postin' it up, I jest gut lit-heded ovr this wun. DAYUM HE GOOD!! A new luv poem for you Kudzu is green, My dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky To have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry Jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop Right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When we're in a crowd. On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits. Still them fellers at work They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape Yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles And stick 'em in the can. Yo're as stro
A Story For The Girls...
You lay back in the warm soapy water relaxing after a hectic week at work. The water gently swirls round your soft breasts as you lay back to soak and clean your body. You’ve been thinking that your sex life with your man had been a little mundane lately…So you decided to liven it up a little… After some thought you finally decide how you are going to spice things up… You are going to try something new and be a bit more dominant and take charge of things in the bedroom for your own pleasure. However before things could proceed further you had some preparation to do. You leisurely lather soap over your hairy pussy and slowly starts to shave the hairs away. Taking your time you meticulously removed all your hair from the bottom part of your pussy until your lips are totally smooth and hairless. You aren’t too happy about doing this and haven’t done it all that often, but you know that once you do you will get some much desired attention from your man’s tongue... and that is certainly wha
All In Context
Things I’ve heard (or even said) recently that sound odd out of context: My money is on anal. She didn’t have those clothes on when I came in. Where do you get off? Where did you last put it? I don’t know why she called me daddy. Do it fast or it’ll run down your leg! Give it to me, I’ll lick it. I haven’t gotten on in a long time. Ducks, pigeons, the occasional rabbit. I put relish on mine.
Have U Ever!?
Have u ever taken nsfw pics?
Wiccan is who I am. Wiccan is what guides me. I am a witch and always will be. In the light of the Moon I will find my path. In the wooden areas where She grows as she grows with in me. I am The goddess's child and I will move with Her. THe Moon is my light. No Matter what... I am a Wiccan Witch.
Thinking Back...
Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one, which has been opened for us. Maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you have ever had. Maybe it is true that we do not know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we do not know what we have been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Do not expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but if it does not, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime t
All In A Day's Goofing Off!
1. I've come to realize that my last kiss was... just that 2. I am listening to... the Suite Life of Zach and Cody...which is just SAD 3. I talk... too much, probably 4. I love... hmmm...I think that says it..."I love." 5. My best friend....has the most awesome, sarcastic humor EVER!! 6. My car is...hahahahahaha 7. My love non-existent 8. I hate it when people ask...questions I've already answered in my profile. 9. Love (could you get any more generic and sappy than that...maybe the "I love" question above) :P 10. Marriage is...over for me, at the moment 11. Somewhere, someone is...thinking about me! (Cuz I'm special like that lol) 12. I'm always...over-analyzing things. 13. I go cook dinner. 15. My cell need of minutes in a very sad way lol 16. When I wake up in the morning...immediately have to get up and pick up the baby cuz that's what woke me up. 17. When I go to bed at night....I think about al
Let me ask you this, why do guys think that the bbw's of the world are not worth dating??? What the hell is up wih that? We have feelings just like those skinny ass barbie wanna be bitchs do. And most of the time we are smarter then them! Sometimes men can be pigs and it's pissing me off. Wake up guys see that there is more to us bbw's. To those guys that like the bbw's much love, you know a real women when you see one!!
What's Up
Just sitting around being bored and wondering why altoona sucks?? why are ppl so obsessed with being annoying to everyone....
Lets Forge Some Ideas
Heres what I do, I go to their page and I very politly thank them for the 1 and that I appreciate them even bothering to stop by and rate me, this ussually gets a few 10's outa them as they are embarrassed about the comment on their main page. Remember you get the same number of cherry points for a 1 as you do a 10, it is your overall average that gets skewed, HOWEVER!, if your friends love you some of them have already spread some love and dished out some 11's your way, have they not?
Why Are Men So Mean?
Well my husband hit me agian does anyone know why men are so mean? I cant stand them sometimes!
Love Stoned
Life Is Short
One day a mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs or smiles no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye. Say "I Love You." or "I Miss You" So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it.. and fix it when it's broken ... and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .....and friendships. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that are irreplacable, no matter what. Life is important, and so
Looking For..
Make Me Miss July! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for July!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Dutch Idols
Wake Up Baby Jesus
Hey babyjesus what's this crap? I commented one person in the 20 minutes that I have been on here and I get this from you. What's the deal? Looks like your end of your system is messed up BIG time... Error: you're temporarily blocked from commenting because you have repeatedly flooded the cherrytap servers. your account has been flagged as abusive. continueing to flood our servers will result in it's deletion. try again in 10 minutes. play nicer next time. --babyjesus aka the fascist antichrist, i know.
Dutch Idols - Greace Lightning
Ok I have been up since 10:45am CST my time.. So I have worked on my yahoo groups for a bit to change layouts and did other things before I came on Cherrytap.. Well any how I have rated some pictures of my friends and I am going to try to finish them later on tomorrow.. I am so damn tired right now.. I will be on when I get the house work done so I won't get in trouble or get yelled at ok.. To all the people who stopped by my profile thank you for your love.. Thank you for the rates, adding me and so on ok.. Right now I have to get off, we are supposed to get bad storms here not for sure when it will happen.. I have alot of things to do and I will update later on everything ok.. I will or it will take some time to go to peoples profile and rate their pictures and so on.. I will get there just have to wait ok.. Thank you so much.. I have to get off right.. Have a really good night you all.. Virgo24
This page needs to level up to add more family we over max the family limit please help
Courage, Honor, Commitment = Marines
Help Save Wolves
Why Restore Wolves in North America? As carnivores at the top of the food web, gray wolves help maintain the flow of energy from the top down – the trophic cascade-- that is necessary within the web to maintain diverse and healthy ecosystems. The abundance and diversity of wolves, bears, cougars and other top predators help keep populations of plant-eating animals (herbivores) under control, including elk, deer and moose, that are among the prey selected by wolves. These larger herbivores require huge quantities of woody stems, herbs and lichens to meet their energy requirements for growth and reproduction. They can quickly deplete a landscape of vegetation, the primary producer of energy in an ecosystem, and the major source of food for first order consumers, the herbivores. However, when wolves are the top carnivores – second order consumers– in an ecosystem, elk and deer numbers are kept in check, leaving enough vegetation for smaller herbivores. Without wolves and other
Another Contest?????
Thinking about having another contest but would like some idea's....the price i'm thinking of it being a 3 month vic! got any idea's on what kind of contest leave them here thanx! BeeBee
Just A Note
This is just a note to let all of my friends know that i will be leaving to go on vacation the 23rd of this month, not that anyone actually gives a hoot. But wanted to let you know anyway
Hand Me Down Matchbox 20
Vain People.
it's bullshit that ppl give you a low ratine merely because you gave them one. i mean i dont care what they rate me, but the only reason some of them are rating low is because i raated them low, then they bitch me out for it.PATHETIC!! most of the time i rate them low because they're pic quality is low. get over it. grow up! do you really think rating me low is going to affect me, other than pissing me off? is it really going to "get back at me"? no!
SORROW=JOY The rush of the flood Carves deep channels And yes we bleed But these canyons In our hearts Are ours to fill With joy if we choose it To levels unknown To the contented
Today Is International Weird-ass People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a weird ass friend... Just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, Screw farm animals, Sniff toilet seats Or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there sunshine, You're frigging special.
My Sister In Law This is my sister-in-law Add her Rate her and Fan her. Shes new to CT
What Is Happening On Cherrytap/fubar And Where To Find It.
Things every person in the community should know. Where to find information: HELP: located on the task bar right above your Bar Tab. Here you will find the 1. Helpers of CherryTap/Fubar - they are called bouncers. 2. CherryTap Bible - here is a wealth of information about the site. the VAULT: 1. newletter for interesting reading and information. 2. Graphic sites to decorate your pages and comments The SUPPORT LOUNGE: here is where you ask for help from those in the know about problems you are having with site. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Find all your answers here: The TRUE FACTS BabyJesus blog: or Scrappers blog: This are the place where you go for help and info about the site. Place those questions shouldn't end up in are the MUMMS Thanks dear blog for letting me get this information out to all my dear friends Until the next time. Have a wonderful day. Gegi
2 More Downraters
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Kinda I Want To Nine Inch Nails
What Did You Do Today?
What did you do today? > >A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in >their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers >strewn all around the front yard. > >The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and >there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even >bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded >against one wall. > >In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the >family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the >kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, >the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken >glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back >door. > >He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of >clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that >
Rare Condition.
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out. She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom. The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?" The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?" She says: "Pepper."
We Need To Level Up Lev Now
Hi Earth Angels , I want to ask you all to come and help Lev to level up. Here's the link to her profile & thank you all . Lev ...~*~Proud member of Earth Angels Club & TBS & TF ~*~
My Hair Color
yep, my hair is now black and red, i will put pics up later, :)
Calling All Earth Me Level
HELP ME GET TO CHERRY ASSASSIN!!! Lev ...~*~Proud member of Earth Angels Club & TBS & TF ~*~@ CherryTAP
Have you ever noticed that people, no matter how long, never change. you might think they do but it is only a temporary thing. Old habits never go away. once you know how some one is never think that they have changed those stupid things that pissed you off to start with. I myself am a submissive. in life and in bed. this only poses a problem when people know it and takes advantage of it. I feel squashed right now. pseudo depressed. I just want life to stop being bumpy. I am ready just to settle down in the family that we have been waiting for. ok sorry for the rant. Have a good night
Bored Bored
i kinda need a job with the quickness sitting at home is no fun at all i spent waaaaaaaaay too much monies at best buy and didnt really get anything but a 13 month xbox live gold sub. and the b.c. for wow.... and... paper mario for my wii. none if wich i NEEDED. lameeeeeeeeeeee im really in the mood to go to a good concert. the last one i even went to was tech n9ne. wich is wierd becuase it was like... RAP!!! SOMEONE COME HANG OUT!!!! IM BORED!!!!
Not The Same Old Questions...yay!!!
FINALLY...NOT THE SAME OLD QUESTIONS 1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? NOPE...HE WAS ONLY GOOD FOR FUCKING 2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else? TO REJECT SOMEONE ELSE...MY HEART IS TOO SOFT 4. What is the best thing about your current job? GET TO MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF FRIENDS...HEH HEH 5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class? IDIOT!! 6. What's the last thing you drank? FRUIT PUNCH GATORADE 7. Have you been on a date in the past week NOPE 8. Where are you going on your next vacation/road trip? PHILLY 9. Have you ever thrown up from working out? NOPE 10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? A LITTLE OF BOTH 11. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on? ONCE...I REMEMBER BEING PART OF A TUG OF WAR..MY EX WANTED TO TAKE ME HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE HIS SISTER TRIED TO KEEP ME AT THE PARTY...LAST THING I REMEMBER I WOKE UP ON THE COUCH WITH MY
Illegal Shakira
Who would have thought That you could hurt me The way you've done it? So deliberate, so determined And since you have been gone I bite my nails for days and hours And question my own questions on and on So tell me now, tell me now Why you're so far away When I'm still so close You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry" You said you would love me until you die And as far as I know you're still alive, baby You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry" I'm starting to believe it should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart I tried so hard to be attentive To all you wanted Always supportive, always patient What did I do wrong? I'm wondering for days and hours [ Illegal lyrics found on ] It's here, it isn't here where you belong Anyhow, anyhow I wish you both all the best I hope you get along But you don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry" You said you would love me until you die
Help A Ct In Need
Blinding Yellow strikes Howling clear strips my cover Dark Blue chokes me searing Orange burns me Bright White scares me Black consumes me but still you find me waiting coated in red with a hint of silver twinkling off my eyes from below The bluish purple is not stopping My mind forever lost consumed within a grayish-white prison and green brown and dusty white becomes my crutch then soon i become a clear no longer a peach "what colors make up your life?"
Dead With Your Fucking Frown..
Dead With Your Fucking Frown.. Why do you look so odd? Why do your eyes look so blank? Wake up now, tired of this childish prank. Your lips are at an odd angle, there's drool hanging from them too...Your skin is so ashen, with a subtle hint of blue. I am not understanding yet, what you went and are my fiance and your mom and dad's son. The horror I am witness to, you dealt a final blow, as understanding seeps into me, my movements are not slow. There's little time to save you, I must cut you down...Forever in my mind, you dead with your fucking frown.
No Sugar Tonight The New Mother Nature
Native American Proverbs Iii
If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies within yourself - Minquass We should be as water which is lower than all things but stronger even than rocks - Oglala Sioux Never watch an old person carry water, but get a bucket and go in their stead - Twanas You are never justified in arguing - Hopi Even in Paradise, living all alone would be Hell - Seneca Don't walk behind me; I may not Lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Walk beside me that we may be as one - Ute Dreams are wiser than men - Omaha Show respect to all people, but grovel to none - Shawnee The greatest strength is gentleness - Iroquois
Woman's Perfect Breakfast
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it? CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmac
Native American Proverbs Iv
If we wonder often, the gift of knowledge will come - Pueblo Don't let Yesterday use up too much of Today - Cherokee The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears - Minquass Knowledge that is not used is abused - Cree I love this one! Can't ssy it any better than this... Every fire is the same size when it starts - Seneca Beware of the man that does not talk, and the dog that does not bark - Cheyenne The eyes speak words the tongue can not pronounce - Crow It is easy to be brave from a safe distance - Omaha The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives - Sioux Seek wisdom, not knowledge. Knowledge is of the past wisdom is of the future - Lumbee
Someone who doesn't know what it truely means to be a juggalo. They may talk shit about family (fellow juggalos) for something they wear, how they look, how they talk, ect. Or maybe if they are somehow insulted by what another family member says they won't make an effort to work it out or even try to ignore it and start saying shit right back. If you truelly are against another juggalo or suspect they are in fact a juggahoe keep it to yourself and stay away from that individual. Remeber that a juggalo shouldn't give a fuck about what anyone says (or just not give a fuck in general). A juggahoe will not help family in desperate time of need. Juggalos are no pussies most of them have been hardened emotionally, or in some cases just went plain crazy, and sometimes physically hardened as well, from their past and can "kick ass" if strongly disired, weather it be with family or solo. The hillbilly slaughter fest is over too btw, psychopathic has Boodox now (I saw the whole hillbilly hater s
One word Different meanings Control To dominate Or to be empowered Peace Hoping for Or to be content Life To exist Or to be spirited Perception To observe Or to understand
~~a Great Chick Story~~
One day, long, long ago there was this man who surprisingly, was not full of shit....... But this was a long time ago..... and it was just ONE day. The End
Who Knows
lol really high and figured i put some of these thoughts down. life always turning around, the gap seems to seems to find no end between what i feel, and what i know, its all good this way, when the street talks threw me like its nature way of reminding how life goes down. it takes nothing to make it last, but i see its a different time of life i live and few see the eyes of i see threw, its vision in a different way, i see threw my heart, when your eyes seem to fade, the feeling deep in like a twister of flames, still spins around me like a the winds whisper on the ends edge. I fall back down, the hole seems to grow even if i have no way to climb that line, its a small place to be, when you tip toe down the mark of fate, good, bad, it all the same to me you see, cause i still crack your skull into the wall for the deal going bad and down that way, i am still the type to feel the pain of the darker ways, the goodness dies day by day, each breath welcomes the plain of my desire
The Meaning Of A True Master As Said By A Friend I Totally Agree
Many have wondered what is a Master. A Master, to me, is someone who cares for their other half more than they care for themselves in truth. A Master puts His sub's needs and feelings ahead of His own. There are many things that make a Master but these are among the most important. A Master is of two minds, one His, the other His sub's. He knows the needs of His sub and does what He believes to be best for that sub. He spends many hours thinking of what is best for His sub and how it is best accomplished to meet both their needs. A Master does not thrive in the idea of punishing His sub when she/he has strayed from the path they were to follow. Instead, he feels the pain that He knows must be inflicted in order to stress the wrong that was done. Doing the punishing, only because He knows it is part of His responsibility, not something that He will derive pleasure from. A Master brings pleasure to His sub, knowing that He will receive pleasure back many times greater than He ha
Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce
If I could save Time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day Til Eternity passes away Just to spend them with you If I could make days last forever If words could make wishes come true I'd save every day like a treasure and then, Again, I would spend them with you CHORUS: But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you find them I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to go Through time with If I had a box just for wishes And dreams that had never come true The box would be empty Except for the memory Of how they were answered by you (Repeat Chorus)
Be Back In A Bit
gonna go either soak in warm bubble bath, or take a long shower...haven't decided yet...but i will be back afterwards. I hope. Unless of course I fall asleep watching tv.
My Kids And Me
well now that i have had time to let all this sink in i am just as happy as i was the day i found my kids nothing has changed in that regard i love the fact that every night i get to chat with my kids on yahoo messenger and call them take them out to dinner never thought this will b a reality hearing my daughter tell me she loves me and my son calling me dad it feels funny hearing my kids call me that because i havent been in there life for such a long time ( people who know me know the reasons why) but im gonna love getting used to hearing them call me daddy i look forward to getting to know them and love them more each day learing what makes them click and what dosent and i cant wait till the nexttime i see my kids so i can hug and kiss them and sit and talk with them and my son is gonan b hell on wheels just like i was oh well mom always said me son would put me through hell guess now i get to find that out lol
~how To Change Your Life Instantly~~
Boy, if we can only live by this everyday. What a difference we would make. I don't care if you pass it on - I just wanted to share. A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of t
Where were you July 4th, 2007? home recovering from surgery Do you like Oatmeal? Love it with butter and salt. What was the last movie you watched, and who did you watch it with? Shooter with marty last night. Who was the first person you wanted to be like my grandmother What are the basic colors of your bedroom? blue What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Drag my butt to the coffee pot. Where were you when the 9/11 attacks happened? At home Where do you wish you lived? The Caribbean lad. How many different people are in your text message inbox? 3, not a texter ( is that a word?) Where is the last place you ate out? golden coral Whose bed did you last sleep in, besides your own? Do you have a TV in your room? yes Where was your default picture taken? At my desk Are you good at saving money? yes very cheap When is the last time you went over your cell phone bill? prepaid Do you like Ramen noodles? Love them, I th
Comment On This....
Ok..say your married but your relationship isn't good at all and your really interested in someone else, what would you do? Tell me what you think........
Priory Of Sion Parchements
PRIORY OF SION FAKE PARCHMENTS HISTORY OF A HOAX Paul Smith ORIGINS THE SINGLE MOST DECISIVE FACTOR that keeps the so-called Rennes-le-Château "mystery" in existence are the fake "parchments" of Philippe de Chèrisey – without the "parchments" the argument would be reduced to the mundane and boring question: "Did the Abbé Bérenger Saunière get his wealth from the selling of masses or not?" Presenting the "parchments" as genuine broadens the horizons for introducing all sorts of exciting conjectures involving alternative histories: ranging from Christian heresies – to secret geometries concealed in classical works of art – to sacred landscape geometries found on maps. First mentioned in a 1965 Priory Document ascribed to Madeleine Blancasall (actually written by Pierre Plantard and Philippe de Chérisey) and first published in Gérard de Sède’s 1967 book L’Or de Rennes – with the Book Contract containing four signatures: those of Gérard de Sède, Sophie de Sède, Pierre Plan
What Happened
And Just To Let You Know
Happy Hump Day?
On an island in the sun, we'll be playing and having fun... Weezer! Moving along. What the junk is this happy hump day garbage? What idiot decided to associate sex with that particular word? "Hmm. Sex. That's it! I'll call it humping!" "Hey, baby! Let's hump! Who's your camel? Who's your camel?"
Earth Angels Are The Bomb!!! You Guys Rock Too!
System Bulletin ((babyjesus))
System Bulletin babyjesus 2007-07-18 20:33:05 ya the site ate its' face. should be returning to normal now... -mike
A Trip To Wal-mart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following. In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane You went to school with the pretty girl running the register. In your 30's:
System Bulletin ((babyjesus 2))
System Bulletin babyjesus 2007-07-18 20:57:58 ya the site sucked for awhile. photos are still kinda jacked up, they're all there... so have no fear. give it 10-15 more minutes to return to normal.... -mike
Wow What A Jerk This One Is
Heres a good one, I wonder if he came up with this all on his own or did he have help.. ->pkaman2k3: why are you done sucking on it? pkaman2k3: looking for something big and hard some guys don't have a clue !!!!!!!!! pkaman2k3@ CherryTAP
Almost 4th! Plz Help
Make Me Miss July! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for July!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Jfk Assassination
On the April 28th, 2007 edition of Coast to Coast AM hosted by Ian Punnett, an audio tape sent to St. John Hunt contained his father's January 2004 recounting of the persons who were involved in the Kennedy Assassination. In the tape, Hunt named Cord Meyer, Frank Sturgis, David Sánchez Morales, David Atlee Phillips as participants in the assassination with Vice-President Lyndon Johnson apparently approving the assassination for political gain. (A clip of this tape can be heard In my stash under news and is called: LBJ Ordered JFK Assassination.) The following is a transcript of Hunt's confession on the audio tape clip: I heard from Frank that LBJ had designated Cord Meyer, Jr. to undertake a larger organization while keeping it totally secret. Cord Meyer himself was a rather favorite member of the Eastern aristocracy. He was a graduate of Yale University and had joined the Marine Corps during the war and lost an eye in the Pacific fighting. I think that LBJ settled
i have a guestion i hurt my ankle tonight it has a big knot on the side and only hurts when i am up walking, there is no black and blue marks have i just twisted it ot what?
Hump Day Survey!!!
Body: 1. Do you have a condom in your room?: Umm....NO!! 2. When's the last time you cried & why?: last nite.....when I was talking to my sweetheart!! I am big baby....huh JohnBoy?? lol!! 3. How is your hair currently styled?: Spiked... 4. What are you wearing tomorrow?: Capris and a shirt.... 5. Who was the last hot guy you saw?: Hmmm......the UPS guy today!! 6. What is your mousepad?: my desk 7. Are you a member of any after-school clubs?: Umm, I think I'd have to be in school to be in one of those...
Sitting In The Dark
INTRO: I , sit in the dark Ripping my world apart Sitting in my prison cell Every day’s a living hell No one knows that I exist GOD DAMN it makes me pissed I dream of days way back when Back at home and in my den I had my pipe and my beer But that was back many of years CHORUS: I , sit in the dark Ripping my world apart While you, sit in the light Telling me what’s right But I, love the darkness So I’ll, just sit in the dark Fuck the system and you too Fuck God, the police, and your crew What the fuck you think your gonna do Let me shout to all a big FUCK YOU! What makes you think I wanna run with your click I drive my own car, so YOU can ride bitch Look in my head and see the bomb ticks I’m a witch, yup, and you can suck my dick! SUB-CHORUS: Every once in a while, someone acts like they care Bout me yankin’ my hair in this living nightmare Got my shit-eatin’ grin stretched from ear to ear BUT THEY DON’T REALLY
Support Our Troops
From: ¢¾Kharma¢¾Date: Jul 18, 2007 7:41 PMAMPMYou stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid m
More Moving
Well, Monday I started moving the big stuff at 7 am, by the time I got home at 5 am Tuesday morning. Got two hours sleep, thanks to the dogs, got maybe another hours worth (if that) and left again to get my bird, firebellied toads, and a trunks worth of stuff then came home. I'm black and blue, knots in my arm, heat rashs, blisters apon blisters, oh yeah, I'm feeling good! Sunday will be spent finishing off the move... I hope. Hugs and kisses and I'm sorry for my lack of time here.
Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer. She's Such a Bitch.....
Why Wont They Show Up
i just loaded a bunch of new pictures it says they loaded but they aint fucking showing... some one wanna explain??????
Garmish off again..going to a base down by austria called garmish more of a vacation spot than a base for the millitary...see you all in 4-5 days
About Me...
Name: Manda AKA Dragon Lady. Birthday: December 28, 1983. Birthplace: Bremerton, WA. Current Location: Shitty Bremerton. Eye Color: Green. Hair Color: Light-brown. Height: 5'3" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Your Heritage: A little bit of everything. Your Weakness: Family and tattoos. Your Fears: Failure. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be happy. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha Thoughts First Waking Up: "Goddamn, I have to pee." Your Best Physical Feature: Soft skin. Your Bedtime: When I am tired. Your Most Missed Memory: Pregnancy. But I can live if it never happens again. But it sure was cool. Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke. McDonald's or Burger King: Neither. Single or Group Dates: No dates. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!! Do you Smoke: Yep. Do you Swear: A lot. Do you Sing: Only to the songs I know. Do y
i think it is funny in the last few hours i have beenn called a bitch n a cheating slut have to love people on here that dont know shit
I Am Waaaaaay Lost!
Hey Reigh..ya WENCH!.so ya send me an email inviting me to this site but, WTF??????? I have NO CLUE how to use it! the email said it would send me right to your page! I look like a flubbering idiot! SMAK...NOT SWAK! ~Nicky (aka lsis77shovelhothead)
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed now 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me
Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker. WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No
My Second Blog!
This is my first piece of culinary writing. I'm thinking about writing a lot more. Opinions are wonderful. The Best part of Misery My brother and I used to be very close. We would play basketball, we would wrestle, and we would swing like pirates in playgrounds together. We were booger and snot, inseparable. When we were in elementary school we joined the swim team. Since I have always been a little plump, I had a tendency to sink while my brother would dart through the pool like a hungry shark. Despite that, we still had a lot of fun together. When we were finished with practice my mother would take us to eat ramen at a shop near where we used to live. The ramen there was more than just something we ate, it was something that lifted our spirits and filled our souls. After eating this ramen, anything was possible. Everyone that ever ate it thought so after eating it too. The shop was called Gokuni. I grew up in Tokyo, so finding a little shop that sold ramen wasn't difficul
Libra July 19th
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
Hold On Tight
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate! To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member : LOSE ONE.
The Love Of My Life
Now you are all wondering what I am talking about??? Well I will tell you. This is about the love of my life. As you all know I am not a very good looking woman. But did this matter to him. Hell no. He saw someting in me that no other man could or even wanted to see. At one point in the time of my life I wanted to give up on all men. Then he came along and turned my head on the right way. He soon helped me to start standing up for what was right. I was always a very shy person. I kept to myself and left people walk all over me. Thay woild laugh and make fun of me. I use to go off crying or hide meself in my room when I'ed get home.I never cared about how I looked or dressed. But now, I am a changed woman. And just who do I ough all this to??????? Well my dear frineds this man is my beloved husband. He is in here at Cherrytap. He goes by Napolein20007. Ya thats right!!! And next Wensday the 25 we will have been married 4 years. Sorry I know I did not spell that right . But I am not in
2 People W/o Salutes That Have Taken Them Down Or Deleted Them !!!! (from The Bulletin Board)
Ok I have Notice this Big Time !!! There are Many People On this site That Post a Salute Just to Get Past Level 10 then Take them Down, Many people Go VIC , Just so they Don't have to Do a Salute , I think it's Bull that they Use that to Get over the Rules , I have a Salute and I am VIC, let it Stand Follow the Rules, {These are the Rule's } What do I do if my verified Salute is deleted? If your salute is deleted you will be asked to re-submit a new salute. If you submit multiple FAKE salutes, your account will be removed. Please do not take it personally if your salute was rejected or deleted, our goal is to ensure that verified members are legitimate people. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. This is How I Feel about this For now On , There are a Lot of Fakes and Shit Starters, Now it's My Turn I hear so Much Bull, Well Here's some More Bull. If you are a friend Of Mine and do Not have a Salute Past Level 10 I will remove you From My Friends ,f
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
To My Friends
Blessings to you all :) xoxox
Casting Crowns- If We Are The Body
My Iq
When Is Enough?
Good morning and Happy Anniversary to me and Bonnie of course…I couldn’t have done it without her. Whew the big 32… Ok now it’s time to state an opinion and this is the soul opinion of this boy and no other. When is enough? Oh, you have no idea what I am referring to…I can feel that blank stare into the computer screen. And no I am not talking about Anniversary issues or longevity of that or anything remotely close to me and Mrs B. What I am talking about is this. News casters breaking into regular TV programming and preempting that broadcast with weather updates on critical situations. Ok, I am no dummy and understand the importance of said issue. My objection is this. Break in yes, have a clue what you are about to say. Make sense and give crucial information so that those who view the telecast can inform those who do not know period! Plain and simple to the point and took me oh say 15 seconds to write. I still feel that blank stare into the computer screen and the scratching of the
To All My Friends
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To Every Girl
To every girl crying tonight--you know you deserve better than that - To every girl that dresses cute --- not skanky - To every girl who wants to be called beautiful -- not hot. -To every girl that will spend her whole day -- looking for the perfect present for you. - To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose -- the whore instead. - To every girl that would die to have a -- decent boyfriend. - To every girl who would just like once to be treated -- like a princess. - To every girl that cries at night because of -- another heartbreak. - To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth -- just to get a boyfriend. - To every girl that just wants -- to hold hands. - To every girl that kisses him -- with meaning. - To every girl who just wishes -- he cared more. - To every girl who would just once want a guy to give -- their jacket up when they are cold. - To every girl who just wants -- him to cal
New Banner 4 My Prince Of Rock-a-billy Shawn Harvey
Melissa Etheridge-live Earth---part One
Live Earth Back On In Brazil
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
I love the Harry Potter books and movies, so I'm probably pretty biased. But they've set the bar pretty high, so it is easy to be critical. If you've read the books, you'll immediately compare them to the movie, and find many flaws, because due to time limitations, they left out things, or didn't develop others, to your liking, and that is my biggest complaint. They introduced the character Loony...I mean Luna, and gave her very little background. You never know her dad runs the biggest gossip newspaper in the witch world, which explains some of her oddness. I also didnt think that they gave the true feel of how isolated Harry Potter was during the school year. And they also skipped the part where the centaur replaced one of the teachers. Those were my three major dork complaints. But for the most part, it was wonderful. Great visuals, acting was great, and the girl who played Luna was great! Jenny Weasley was part of it all, and unless you know who she is, you don't realiz
65-what Kind Of Fool
What kinda fool would bring Tears to an angels eyes Sorrow in his foolish lies What kinda fool wastes his time On anything less than your smile And daily bringing out its shine What kinda fool holds a precious jewel In his arms and lets it fall to the ground With not even so much as a sound What kinda fool can't see what he has Wastes his days on anything other than you Does anything other than make this day better than the last like it has been said everday that i know you is a better day
Bathroom Remodeling
We , and by we I mean my wife, have decided to remodel our bathroom. It all started with a leaky toilet seal, and I made the casual comment that it would look nicer with tile. Which my wife calculated that since I've been working overtime like crazy, we could take my extra money and redo the bathroom. So countless(13) visites to places that carry tile, we finally decided on a color for the floor, and for the wall. The woman we bought the house from did everything on the cheap, so removing carpeting and wall covering was actually quite easy. So after a day of prep, we were ready to tile. I'm not the handiest guy, and I've never laid tile before, but we have a friend who has, so she agreed to come help. When she finally got her on friday, my wife points out a weak spot in the floor that I hadn't noticed, but she has since monday. So at 7pm on a Friday night, I'm out buying materials for a sub floor. A horrible start, and half a day behind already. We work on that till 2am, then
Without You
You are the sun in my sky, without you i would die. When i hear your voice i shiver , with your touch i quiver . I love you with all my heart . I have from the very start. Our lives to gether soon will be, until then don't forget me .
Some Thoughtful Words
some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.
The Game Of Love
What we thought was love and happiness? Is now gone all that's left is to move on. Say goodbye and walk away. Take your wounded pride put it aside. The game of love you have lost. Your broken heart is the cost. Count your blessings and pray. maybe You will win at the game of love one day. Just learn when to walk away. Your strong enough to say good bye. Don't hold back it's okay to cry love hurts sometimes
Words, words brought our first encounter, the look into her glowing eyes, the caress of our bodies together, the kiss of her sweet lips to mine, the first I love you, the memories that will last to infinity, misspoken words took her away in a heated moment, and the only feelings left are from the memories of our love, and always remembering the words, the words not spoken
Remeber Old Times
remember i looked at u, u looked at me. we had a love conection between us. u told me u love me i told u i love u i gave u everything from me u took all away u had to leave me u never said good-bye but 2 years later i see u i wrote to u it said i love u u said no later then we never talk to each other we just say hi or good-bye 5 months later u say i love u but i moved one just like u did to me well guess what ur the one with a broken heart just like me
Midnight Swim
It was nearing midnight. One last swim in the pool wouldn’t hurt anyone. She really needed it. It was hot and humid. Stifling inside the hotel room, even with the air conditioner running full blast. She wished he would come soon, she wanted him. With one last glance at the door, she went into the sterile white bathroom and pulled her nearly dry bikini down from the shower rod. Pinning her hair up on her head, with a silent promise that she wouldn’t get it wet this time. The chlorine in the pool was really strong. A few tendrils brushed against her neck as she tied the halter style top. She donned the bottoms of her bikini. She stood back in the mirror for a few minutes, looking at herself. The high cut of her bottoms made her legs look longer, the halter pulled her breasts up showing just a shadow of cleavage. The air conditioner was blowing cold air on her, goosebumps rose on her skin, making her nipples press against the clammy inside of her top. B
I Swear Horoscopes Are So Right At Times!
Capricorn horoscope for July 19, 2007. If this isn't the truth I don't know what is. You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate.
Dinner By The Lake
We’ve discussed making some time together for a romantic evening out on several occasions, finally, if this all works out, I think we‘ll get it. Secretively, I’m keeping it all hushed, waiting to tell him when he gets home from work. Anticipating his arrival, I’ll meet him at the door, and whisper every-so gently in his ear, “We have the night to ourselves.” My mind, running ramped, thinking of all the things I need to get done before he gets here, I want everything to be perfect and I want to look perfect, I want him to know I’m all his tonight. This is for him. Glancing at the clock, it’s getting near the time of his arrival, I have to shower, but first, I’ll lay the cloths out I’m going to wear, thinking to myself, being a fairly warm night with a slight breeze I’ll go with the long black dress with a slit up the side. I hurriedly scamper to the closet, run my hands through my wardrobe, hoping it’s still not at the cleaners, relieved, I found it, I take it from the closet, hold it
Doing Well
My Boy B-lo
Song Lyrics
Here is the lyrics to a song I wrote, it's better with the music (guitar)but it might stand on it's own without. No Salt, No Lime verse 1 When you left me, I was lost. Hell of a climb. Want you back no matter the cost. But you still wouldn't be mine. refrain: Pour another memory, no salt, no lime. When I said I loved you, I meant for all time. Verse 2 It's goin' to take allot of time to get over you. Question I keep asking myself,"What did I do?" refrain: Pour another memory, no salt, no lime. When I said I loved you, I meant for all time. verse 3 I'll keep looking for you, questions to ask. The only place I'll find you, is in the bottom of this glass. refrain: Pour another memory, no salt, no lime. When I said I loved you I meant for all time.
Advent 12-13-05
The Advent message of prepare is one that we understand far better than the message of waiting. We do so many things to prepare for Christmas that preparation for anything is something that is easily taken into our routine. However, when we hear the message of “Prepare the way of the Lord,” the mistake is made that we are to prepare by figuring out what it is that we are going to do to the said coming Lord, or perhaps what we are to do for the coming Lord. After all Jesus will need me to do something to or for him right? Wrong my friends, completely wrong. Preparation for the coming Lord is preparing for what Jesus is going to do to you. The God in the flesh, Jesus, the coming Lord, whom John the Baptist warns us to prepare for, is coming because of what people are already doing and have done, not because of what we do for him. This truth is what we remember in Advent. Forgiveness is coming at Christmastime and during Advent we remember that forgiveness is what we are to prep
Why M O M ?
How do I know when I've met my Soul Mate? There will be an instantaneous familiarity, a recognition, and an innate understanding and connection from the beginning that cannot be described logically. You will be psychically attuned to each other, and will feel so alive in each other's presence. It's as if when together, you feel more enhanced, alive, and excited! You can communicate on many levels at the same time, often "tuning into each other" and "knowing" what is going on with the other person. There will be a shared sense of purpose. A deep love, and a feeling of "knowing" each other on a soul level. It will feel as if you are with your true counterpart on every level. All of the feelings are mutual. There is a deep soul-level bond, and a deep feeling of having much in common on many levels. Physical passion can be extremely intense, or in some soul mate relationships, there is more of an intellectual stimulus, and many times it is both combined. There is chemistry, passio
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Started School !!
I just wanted everyone to know that I am not neglecting anyone but I started school July 9th and I am super busy...I am getting my graphic design degree so I can make more money!!!! So if you dont see me on site much that is why... It is also starting to be the busy time for my work so I can't get on the site as much as I would like to... Well hope everyone is doing good!!
For Freinds And Family
Pisces: The Piece Of Ass
VIRGO: The Conceited Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO: The lover Can be mean somtimes. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most ######. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u mig
When I dream under skies so blue I think about my life with you The life we made the love we share The lonely moments when your not there The time apart does some good Keeps love strong the way it should Our children smile and love to play With mom and dad they love to stay They say we're cool and lots of fun Although their lives have just begun So in my heart you'll always stay No matter that you are far away I love you more and more today Would love to show yon in brand new ways So smile my love for I am here In my heart you're alway dear I'll never leave from by your side I'll smile and keep up with a long stride So keep me close and love me more I'll see you on God's golden shore.
What a day i have had, had to get used to the fact that my son is growing up and to top it all off he graduated nursery today. The gowns and caps did it for me. Where does the time go?
Great Day!!!
So, today just seems like a really great day...and that's even with the baby waking me up in the middle of the night again last night. I don't know what it is...the world just seems full of possibilities, ya know? The sun is gorgeous, my kids are cooperating and being really good, my Nana is going to be here soon, I got to talk to Dave today, Martin yesterday, and maybe other special possibilities, too ;) I hope everyone else is having a great day! ttyl people!
Cum Nutrition Facts Why Swallow His Milk Shake? In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet. What's in Semen? Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients: Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vita
To Forever Keep
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray to my lord for a love so deep That no matter what comes along His love is mine to forever keep.
I didn't understand men at all. They tell you everything you want to hear. After a couple of months of being with them. They turn on you. I figured females would do this not males. I'm very honest with the guys I date. Need to be honest, caring, truthing, and like kids. But men lie more then a female. What the hell is going on here? I guess I will never figure out a man.
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Somewhere, Abby Hoffman Smiles
An incomplete thought or two... I have been parroting something Chuck Palahniuk said a few years ago for quite some time. For those without a great deal of money or political power, the only way to effect social change is to write the stories, paint the pictures and make the music; present to the world at large a vision of what you believe the world can become. Further... Please do not tell me what a dystopian society is without giving me vision as to what society can become. I have already read "Animal Farm", "1984", and "A Brave New World". Give me "Anthem", dammit. This is not the "Beginning of the End", this is the "Beginning of History"; the End is not nigh, the Beginning is. While the American government has spent the last seven years consolidating power and (effectively turning this country into a socialist regime by definition) and controlling spin with a cooperative media, technology has afforded other voices the power and opportunity to give all sides to the story.
Steam Pipe Blast In Nyc
Hey everyone, just wanted to write a few lines about what happened here in Midtown Manhattan yesterday. A steam pipe blow up at 5:57pm EDT about 6 blocks away from my job. Luckly I was at another subway stop when everything took place. Midtown has so frozen zones because of the blast and due to health concerns. It is disconcerting that the infrastructure in the nation's big city is falling apart and still the head of the power company makes over a million a year. Makes you think about what is this guy doing to update things, is it a Oh Sh*t attitude of we will replace things only when they break and scr$w everyone who is effected by the break. I am doing ok but just kind of p*ssed about it. Have a great day everyone!
Listening For Love
Listening for Love There are times when we are timid and shy about expressing the love we feel. For fear of embarrassing the other person, or ourselves, we hesitate to say the actual words ‘I love you’. So we try to communicate the idea in other words. We say ‘take care’ or ‘don’t drive too fast’ or ‘be good’. But really, these are just other ways of saying ‘I love you’. ‘You are important to me’, ‘I care what happens to you, and ‘I don’t want you to get hurt’ all mean ‘I love you’. We are sometimes very strange people. The only thing we want to say, and the one thing that we should say, is the one thing we don’t say. And yet because the feeling is so real, and the need to say it is so strong, we are driven to use other words and signs to say what we really mean. And many times the meaning never gets communicated at all and the other person is left feeling unloved and unwanted. Therefore, I believe we have to listen for love in the words that people are saying to us. Some
He's Outta Town Again
He's outta town again, and I'm all alone I wish he was here I'd let him give me his bone
Why do some people get close to you and get you to open up your heart to them only to turn around and throw you away? What the hell is that all about? I mean I thought I was messed up in the head. I only came on here looking for friends not this crap.
How Forever Feels
Copy And Share This With All You Know For This Could Happen To You!!
Every day a drunk driver affects someone's life when they step into there car. Over 90% of drunk driver's hurt someone else when they get into an accident. I was hit by a drunk driver while riding my bike when I was 10. My father was hit by a drunk driver on his bike while traveling home from work. Please read this true story and pass it on to your loved ones and friends. Lets make drunk driving history!!! I was walking around in a store. I saw cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward
My head is pounding Weary of constant thoughts Pride and prejudice Tearing me to pieces Muscles tight and coiled Ready to spring at any moment Cold dark eyes see through you No longer blind to the ruse Heart and soul waning Unsure if it can withstand The contents under pressure
How I Am Defined In The Sexual Dictionary??
erica -- [noun]:An erotic popsicle 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
Who Wants To
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
My Sexual Nickname
Erica's sexual nickname: "Chesty LaRue" Take this quiz at
Making Me Twitch
** quick rant ** Okay...I have NOTHING against people who are over weight. Nothing at all, my best friend is over weight so no bias that even spelled right? ANYWAY! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do women who are obviously over weight like to expose themselves in a 'sexual' or 'sensual' manner? Half the time I'm runnin around and seeing these big ladies ..usually stickin their butts out and I cant tell where one cheek begins and the other ends!!!!!!!!!!! It's just ..nasty. If you think it looks good, more power to you, thats your view. Honestly, I dont wanna see it. :: shudders :: ** quick rant over **
Sexual Zodiac
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at
What Sexual Activity Will I More Than Likely Go To Jail For???
Erica will go to jail for ... Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
My Sexual Catchphrase
Erica's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "I'll be back (said like Schwarzenegger)" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at OMG LMMFAO
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What Is My Sexual Hidden Talent??
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
What Crazy Thing That Turns Me On??
As it turns out, Erica is aroused by ... Three stooges marathons 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at OMG NOOOOOO THAT IS NOT WHAT TURNS ME ON.....I HATE THE 3 STOOGES!!!
My Sexual Obituary!!!
What is your Sexual Obituary? At the stroke of midnight, Erica died while in the sack with their lover, Their favourite dildo.Erica will be terribly missed by George Clooney. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at
Life What Now?
So since I last posted on Sunday I have been reading this wonderful book (Go Tara) and in the process of reading this book it has made alot of past memories of people that I never dealt with come out. After last weekend I just want to move on and be happy truly happy for once. But there are these feelings for old bf's, friends that were more than just friends and just guys I knew. Over the last couple of years I have done nothing that I regret but something that I should have thought twice about doing. I have lost some really good friends by taking a friendship to then next level. I had fun and even feel for a couple of them. I realize now that I was always looking for something more or something that i thought I had to finish. I have never been just me well i was for a little while than I met prince charming and we all know how that turned out. So how to deal with these unresolved feelings I dunno most of those guys I don't even talk to anymore not cause i dont want to but be
A Man In Central Park
A kaleidoscope of colors Pictures etched in chalk He draws not on a canvas But on a worn out cement block He spends his days in the park On a path lined with rock He possesses nothing more Than a tin can full of chalk He wears a T and faded jeans Frayed at all the seams Beneath his worn out sailors hat He carries all his dreams He draws a peaceful valley And horses running free A field of golden poppies Beneath an old oak tree A lady dressed in crimson red Waving a sorrowful goodbye He pauses for just a moment To wipe a teardrop from his eye A kitten with a ball of yarn A young girl saying prayer A lonely elm beside a brook His pictures take you there Everyday you admire his work Then continue with your stride But do you ever look at him And wonder what’s inside His shrouded thoughts and feelings Beyond your visual range Or do you dismiss him as a bum And toss him your spare change He lives each day for the moment Haunted by a wartime pa
Rubias Sexii Ink Contest!!!! No Bbw/bhm Bombers Can Join!!!
Rubia is having a SEXII INK contest and we are not goin to have any BBW/BHM BOMBERS join this contest, we have had a ton of contests and we need a break so we dont get burnt out. SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT AT THE MEETIN!!!!! Ms.MAINE...
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My Treasure Chest
I have a wooden cedar box Filled with precious things Most of no value to you But joy to me it brings A copper penny, 1961 The year I was given life A withered old white rose From the day I became a wife Two certified legal documents That tell me that I am free A US birth certificate And a final divorce decree Golden locks, adorned with ribbon Clipped from the head of my son A bag filled with tiny teeth Exchanged for a dollar one by one A report card, five A’s and one B My sons first year at school A tattered silken blanket Still covered with infant drool A book of poems that I had written While in my rebellious teens Fifty plus love letters From then, now and in-between Old yellowed photographs Of family long since gone A dozen crayon pictures That both my kids have drawn Hospital anklets, pink and blue That Danny and Sara wore A stupid keep out sign That I used to hang on my door Each item within this box Is a memory that I hold dear
Doing The Overnight
Doing the Overnight by gizmo52242© I figured it was probably about time to write about this and share it. I had been meaning to for a long time, but now that I finally have the time, I wanted to go ahead. Last year, I had started work at a phone center in the town over. It wasn't anything too exciting, just giving people information about various organizations and programs that they could use to pay bills and such. At least I hadn't sold my soul to telemarketing. When I first started working there, one of the people who did training for new people was this girl named Beth. Beth wasn't my trainer, but I saw her every once in a while. Beth was 21, about 5'4", a bit on the pudgy side, but she carried it well. She also carried her massive breasts well. I guess that's a plus of having some extra pounds -- some women end up being top heavy. She had short dirty blonde hair, and always wore lots of makeup to draw attention to her lips and eyes. She was cute in a sort of girlish way.
Aaliens Updayte
Y'all thank I be jokin 'round 'bout theese Aliens but EEVER DAY they's more sheeut happinin!!! Metal Chunk Crashes Through N.J. Roof Jul 18, 11:40 AM (ET) BAYONNE, N.J. (AP) - A hunk of metal that crashed through the roof of a home has NASA, Federal Aviation Administration and New Jersey Transit officials scratching their heads. The man who lives in the house was watching television Tuesday when he heard a crash and saw a cloud of dust. In the next room, he found a hunk of gray metal, 3 1/2 inches by 5 inches, with two hexagonal holes in it. Experts say it's manmade, but nobody can say where it might have come from. New Jersey Transit has railroad tracks about 100 feet from the house, but spokesman Dan Stessel said the object isn't something that would have flown off a train. FAA officials said it wasn't a part that would have fallen from a plane headed into or out of nearby Newark Liberty International Airport. "It doesn't look very 'space-y,'" said He
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Wall Sheeut, Crime Rate Goin' Thru Thu Roof!
56 Percent Of Americans Steal Sweet'N Low Published: July 19, 2007 A new survey is proving Americans aren't so sweet and are pretty low indeed. According to research by Sweet'N Low, 56 percent confess they've stolen packets of the sugar substitute from restaurants. Although 59 percent say they only steal when they run out of packets themselves, 22 percent do it simply because they can. Here's the lowdown about Sweet'N Low thiefs: 57 percent are adults between ages 25 and 34 compared to 54 percent of oldsters. 67 percent of people earning more than $75,000 a year steal Sweet'N Low compared to only 47 percent of those earning less than $25,000. Finally, the Northeast U.S. is the No. 1 place for packet pilferage, with 33 percent of Sweet'N Low shoplifters. BROOKLYN, N.Y. (Wireless Flash)
Easy Contest
ok i need a new ct name and tired of the old boring "steph upyopurs" i want something dark..... whoever posts the best dark name will recieve a gift.... choose wisely.... the max # of names u can leave is 3.....
One Of My Peoms
o the roses o there was single red rose o in the guarden with the morgning dew falling off of the rose peddles o on to the ground of the grass o the sunlight shine on the rose to give it some light o it only bud but what such beautyful flowers o exspecialy this one o the rain gives it water to make it grow o i brought a special vase for it o so i also grew some black roses o two of my fav flowers o then has iwatched themspring up and blooming o the never look so lovely o so i picked them and took them in my house o of darkness and put them in my vase o done by ladydespair09
A Little About Me
Not too very sure what to say here lol, let's see.. I'm 32 with 2 great kids. I love cars, music and making friends. A couple things that really piss me off, liars,theives, and fakes. I love sex lol, who doesn't, but I hate it when I get messages saying "Nice pics, wanna fuck?" I do however like to chat with people, I'm open and honest and hope that you're the same way. I'm goofy lol, there are pics to prove it! Anything else you may want to know, ask me! Add me, rate me, fan me or whatever, just respect me.
How Sexual Hot Am I?
According to this reading, you are 90% sexually hot! 'How sexually hot are you?' at
Mornin' Ct Buddies!!
I was at work a good chunk early today. Kinda' nice, kinda' weak. Either way. I haven't slept. HOWEVER! My Blood Elf paladin is finally up over 20, thanks to my brother in law and his lvl 62 Blood Elf hunter last night hehe... So I'm lvl 22, finished the retarded lvl 20 "spend two hours running from continent to continent to get some stupid polearm that's only barely better than my current weapon" quest that didn't even yield me experience, and I'm on my way to getting my first lvl 40 and a mount. w00t! And yes.. this is all World of Warcraft nerd-dom. Sorry, just had to. Cause, I haven't slept, and I'm kinda' tweakin', and about to eat a lemon moonpie. KEEP ME AWAKE, PEOPLES! :D
Livestrong Challenge 2007
LiveStrong Challenge 2007 Up over $1,200 I am riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors such as myself. Last year I raised $1,500 but I only had a month in which to fund raise. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very doable. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... It is just something that I believe very strongly in. I am a cancer survivor, I was diagnosed at 20 and I had a 5% chance of survival. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like me. My donation website:
Livestrong Challenge 2007
LiveStrong Challenge 2007 Up over $1,200 I am riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors such as myself. Last year I raised $1,500 but I only had a month in which to fund raise. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very doable. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... It is just something that I believe very strongly in. I am a cancer survivor, I was diagnosed at 20 and I had a 5% chance of survival. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like me. My donation website:
Sex And Candy
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
New Kitten; His Name Is Bailey
hi, everyone. hope you are having a wonderful thursday. my friend amamnda finally dropped off my new kitten. his name is bailey. he is aorable, but also a terror. especially at like 3am, when he decides he wants to attack my toes. he still has his claws. he is about 13 weeks old.
Who Has A Crush On Me I Want To Know
i really want to know who has a crush on me please tell me i really do not like secrets Squeaker24
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Fubar Is Now Open Get Loaded
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Fubar Levels..yup Even They Changed The Names....
Cherry Tap Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 50
Games People Play
My friend Donna and I spend a lot of time bemoaning the idiocy of men in southwestern Pennsylvania. The guys who are all into you one minute (hours and hours of conversation), then don't contact you for weeks to months to... ever. The guys who make dates, then blow you off. The guys who pursue you, then when you acquiesce, are suddenly uninterested. Donna keeps telling me she has more luck when she plays hard to get, and I should try it, as well. I don't understand that concept, though. I mean, noone likes someone who comes on too strong -- who meets you and is all "Can I be your boyfriend!! You're so beautiful and wonderful and blah blah" right away. That's definitely a turn-off. But when someone whose company I enjoy wants to spend time with me, why should I play hard to get? Why should I pretend I'm too cool to hang out with him right away, but maybe could fit him in, in a few days? I've always been a proponent of "what you see is what you get." I don't pretend I'm n
Worst Luck In The World! Haha
Yeah well i think i have it! haha! i can buy a lottery ticket and have 1 in 2 chances of winning! and i would loose! haha! im serious! I went to vegas two times never won shit! not even a little bit! haha! a few dollars here and there! but nothing over like $20. after i put in like 1000! haha! then like this weekend! i was going to ohio to see two people i know! and they both cancelled on me at the last sec! well one had a good excuse! but the other yeah! we will not get into that! haha! then i made plans to see my buddy in chicago and then drive to see a friend in michigan! and well I was in chicago one night and then the next day both of thoses plans got cancelled! and im on vacation damn it! haha! all i can do anymore is just laugh! haha! and make it even more of a point i was riding my motorcycle last year on the highway and well it was a nice day 3pm we were going like 85ish and im in the right lane with my old friend and i see this truk put on his brakes then speed up! i looked
Self Satisfaction
Been a while..but life takes over sometimes and I dont get a chance to post. So Im calling this post Self Satisfaction. I am a frequent masturbater. I love to masturbate in various places...most conventional..the bed or the couch of course..with toys or my hands. I enjoy masturbating in the shower...sometimes Its not a good place to be when you legs feel I sometimes insert one of my many dildo's before I leave for work...walking to the car and then sitting on the seat...feeling the cock push up inside my pussy. I start out slow just gyrating my hips..and then move my bottom up and down some...the feeling is amazing..I sometimes have to pull off the road and put my hands in...Thank god for those handles...I hold tight and let my orgasm rush over me. I carry some toys with me in my purse..I have these red balls...I love to insert those before i go out...then take one of my small vibraters...and inset it also or use it on my pussy...sitting in a parking lot of work...dressing r
Counting Crows - Rain King
When I think of heaven Deliver me in a black-winged bird I think of flying down IN YOUR sea of pens and feathers And all other instruments of faith and sex and God In the belly of a black-winged bird. Don't try to feed me 'Cause I've been here before And I deserve a little more [chorus] I belong in the service of the Queen I belong anywhere but in between She's been crying and I've been thinking And I am the Rain King [verse] And I said mama, mama, mama, why am I so alone I can't go outside I'm scared I might not make it home I'm alive, I'm alive But I'm sinking in If there's anyone at home at your place, darling Why don't you invite me in? Don't try to bleed me 'Cause I've been there before And I deserve a little more [chorus] I belong in the service of the Queen I belong anywhere but in between She's been lying and I've been sinking And I am the Rain King [bridge] Hey, I only want the same as anyone Henderson is waiting for the sun Oh, it seems night e
From Mike: 2007-07-19 11:47:29 omg omg we're fubar and the sky hasn't fallen?! -mike No, Mike, it only took me 20 minutes to logon ... kept getting "services not available" message.
Wondering What The Hell Fubar Is????
FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"
Computer Withdrawls.,......
Thank you guys for all the HAPPY BIRTHDAYS.. you guys so rock!!!! Hell i miss you all.. I still dont have a PC and things are to tight to buy one.. So I have been getting on at the libary.. So everyone hit me up .. Tell me how you guys are doing.......
Ashley The Second
Laser My Words Laser My Words
ok befor i get too fucked on my meds i'm going to get a shower.....who wants to join me ?< g > Hope you all are haveing fun
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) -----------------------------------------------------------
Latest New Thing!
So I go to court for a friend. Leaving the house when I am not supposed to...however, i prayed about it and was told that court is where I was going to do the best for others. As I was testifying the attorney kept looking at my arms. I assumed since I was testifying on how well NA has done for me the last eleven years and since she just asked me if I had used IV drugs and I told her NO, that she was looking for track marks. She had a quick sidebare with the other attorney and the judge and the judge asked me to step down and come into her chambers. My arms where bleeding from the pores and where very swollen. I lifted my sleeves that came down to my elbows and they where fine...with a clear differential mark where my sleeve ended. I said: "Oh, this is new." as they looked at me with awwwww. I know my immune system is very weak but I would like everyone to know that this is was a reaction AIR POLLUTION and nothing else. Your immune system fights this off everyday. Sev
New Pics...
I wish there was a way to let everyone know online or not that i have new pics up if this works thats cool...but i need more comments on my pics and stuff..its like rating is all people know how to so when u get a chance go and check my pics out and send me some comment love ok..i will return the favor! rate me fan me crush me love me leave some comments plz!!!!! "Tampa Lesbian 2007" #1 lesbian around!!!..LMAO!
let there after only what? 3 weeks? it was pretty ok the first couple weeks... this past week has almost been an 'i want my mtv' kinda thing...cept mtv sucks...but ya get the point. im actually drinking a pop today. stop the presses i know. it really is superfantastic not having pepsi in the house. keeps the weight down... and the hyperactivity down to a minimum. children and caffeine should never ever mix. i detest the chemical reaction in their brains. makes me wanna go on a rampage. but today i needed some cash... n moms wanted a fuckit. one a month never hurt anyone or somethin else that makes sense. im tired. satan had me up at 8. less than thrilled. she's teething. its not pleasant in the least she dun wanna eat. she dun wanna sleep she just wants ta cry n sit in mah lap. eff that. theres a fly in the house i'll hafta have Munchkin go catch it for her terrarium. she'll dig that. *nod* i swear to christ if i read one more mu
Professional Dress
So I'm dressed professionally for the corporate people to day and I really have to say I hate long sleeved shirts! its waaaay to fucking hot. I'm dying of heat exhaustion I swear to god. . Also they changed cherry I noticed. I think I like it now. . .fubar is a good name. I wonder how long it'll stick
Pain. What exactly is it? Is it the physical or the mental, or is it perhaps both? What causes it? Breaking up with the love of your life? A family member dying? Falling off your bike & scraping your knee? Or is it all of them? How do you explain heartbreak? because you feel the pain...but its indescribable. I've recently found this out. Trying to explain why i dont feel good to my friends. Heartbreak. I recently went thru a break up with my boyfriend of 19 months. We were in love. and the break up was out of nowhere, my guess is another girl. oh joy. It makes me wonder if i wasnt good enough, not perfect enough. But all good things must come to an end...
Confused People
i have a lot of weird and confused people around me. my cuzzin who is 21 now is completely confused. he started off as a gang member then he wanted to be a rapper, then he tried to be a skater which hes pretty good at skating and got sponsored but the he quit skatin to go back to bangin. then he tried to be a pimp, and now hes back on a skateboard, so ill keep u posted on what he decides to do next. another confused person is a good friend of mines, this guy had the world pretty much given to him. his girlfriend moved him into her house bought him everything he wanted and he left her so he could be a pimp and now he has nothin. that nigga is confused.
Another Time
Bringing up the past is slowly eating me feelings of worthlessness are crawling from the woodwork of my mind bringing forth memories rather best forgotten answering questions i never would before baring the layers to my soul pain so very close to overwhelming me tears threatening to fall so many things whispering the echos of cruel intentions, feeling numb today fear reeling inside of me why am i dredging up people and memories that haunt my nightmares when i was finally dreaming again to bring up the past raises questions questions i dont know if i have the answers too i was young, i was hurting, still am in so many ways feeling raw inside reopening old wounds in the hopes that being true to myself, and honest with you will bring me happiness that i only catch fleeting glances of i pray the nightmares that are going to haunt me will be worth it this time that taking this chance will not end up killing me because you already have the power to destroy
For My Friends Who Don't Read Their Bulletins
If you are one of the many friends who have your bulletins turned off on your home page...for me, real quick, go to your account settings under MY profile and turn the bulletins ON on your home page, and REPOST the bulletin I posted a few minutes ago, please. When you repost it, it goes out to all your friends, some or all of which may or may not be on my friends list. This the value of reposting a bulletin for someone. I would appreciate it.
I'm Perfect
I'm sorry when I believed you when you said you'd love me forever, I'm sorry I thought we could do anything as long as we were together. I'm sorry you feel that everyone takes advantage and treats you like shit, I'm sorry you can't see how you and I are perfect. I'm sorry we don't always get along and often fight, I'm sorry there's nothing I can say or do to put this right. I'm sorry you can't hold me tight and make this all go away, I'm sorry I'll never get the chance to have your baby someday. Most of all I'm sorry you can't see what's true.... the most perfect love right infront of you.
Confusing But It Does Work..
He's Lying
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Can We Put It Back?
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Get It Right!!
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Hurry Up!!!
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It Takes All Kinds
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The Art Of Conversation
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Reverse Physcology
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First British Godmother....
Lets make Mish the first British Godmother! Fan her.. Rate her pics and stash! Fubar Lovin!! xox MishNumber1 of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR. Founder Of Naughty Northerners@ fubar
Slow On The Take
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The New Names
Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000
Rewritting History
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New Stuff
Easy Banana Nut Bread
EASY BANANA NUT BREAD 1/2 c. butter 1 c. sugar 2 eggs 3 crushed bananas 2 c. flour 1 tsp. soda Pinch of salt 1/4 c. nuts Cream butter and sugar; add eggs. Beat well. Add bananas and flour, soda, salt and nuts. Pour in greased loaf pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour.
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why . . . Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why d
To Be A Woman
I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don't mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling all that I am capable of doing but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding. ~ Anais Nin
So here are my thoughts on the new name change. I like it. It is quite fitting for as often as the site crashes. There is really only one thing I've come across that I'm NOT liking. Anytime I leave a comment on a picture - it immediately sends me back to the default album. Ugh! Other than that, I sort of like the change. Change is good. Or so they say. Ahhhh welll.
Levels Of Intimacy...
Metaphors 07/19/2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Bible uses a number of metaphors to describe our relationship to God at various stages. If you’ll notice, they ascend in a stunning way: Potter and clay. At this level we are merely aware that our lives are shaped—even broken—by a powerful hand. There isn’t much communication, just the sovereignty of God at work. Shepherd and sheep. At this stage we feel provided for, watched over, cared about. But beyond that, a sheep has little by way of true intimacy with the Shepherd. They are altogether different creatures. Master and servant. Many, many believers are stuck in this stage, where they are committed to obey, but the relationship is mostly about receiving orders and instructions and carrying them out. Father and child. This is certainly more intimate than being a servant; children get the run of the house, they get to climb on Daddy’s lap. These fortunate so
Ok I Missed The Bullitin!!!!!
someone explain to me why its called fubar and not cherry tap anymore?
High Times Top 10
Where do you stand? Here are our top ten reasons marijuana should be legalized: 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy. 9. Arrests for marijuana possession disproportionately affect blacks and Hispanics and reinforce the perception that law enforcement is biased and prejudiced against minorities. African-Americans account for approximately 13% of the population of the United States and about 13.5% of annual marijuana users, however, blacks also acco
From My Precious Friend Once Again: Passion Eyes
wow my name can it get any longer fuckin "A" i didn't think so but hey this is some funny shit anyone else wanna get crazy with me lol
Small World
So I go over to the main gym to work out and while I'm there I see someone who looks really familiar. I kept wondering where I know him from and all that stuff and finally it clicks. I go over and yeep, it's him. We were at the same base 10 years ago. He kinda remembered me so we got to talking about the "good ol days" and all. But isn't that so weird? Freaking 10 years ago and here we run into each other on a base in Iraq. It's been interesting for me because I did not make it all the way through that training but he did has been doing what I wanted to do for the past 9 1/2 years. It took me a long time to get over not making that training, a LONG TIME! It's the only thing I really wanted in life and I couldn't have it so I spent a long time depressed and wandering around without much desire or hope for the future. I used to be really religious and all but that experience altered my whole view on religion and life in general. So anyway, I've just been sitting here, thinking on wh
How Fuckable Am I? Lmao
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~ Eric Clapton - You Look Wonderful Tonight ~
Nothing New
well i am on my way to enjoying the single life finally after being single for more than 3 yrs. lol. last week i got my nose pierced and last night i got my eyebrow done!!!! i guess i have officially gone crazy. just updating my status. have a good week and be safe.
A Day In My Life
well to day i get a call my fav uncal had a heart attac and is in icu and one of my other uncals was cliped and found in the river my baby girl is ghoing in to suggry this week and i most likely wount be able to be there for her cuz im 2500 mile from her now and cant leve for a few days soany how just a lot of other stuff on mind as well but not for here right now
Misfits - Some Kinda Hate
There's some kinda love And there's some kinda hate The maggots in the eye of love Won't copulate And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh I said whoah whaoh oh, oh oh oh Hear the cats cry Liitle tortured babies in pain Cracked necks by settled limbs They don't hesitate And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh Baby whoah oh oh oh oh And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh I said whoah, whoah, oh There's some kinda love And there is some kinda hate I'm gonna tell you all about it now The maggots in the eye of love won't copulate And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh Baby whoah oh oh oh oh Baby whoah oh oh oh oh I said whoah whoah oh, whoah oh
Semisonic _ Closing Time ( Quote From Lyrics)
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.....
First Post
so this is my first post in this blog. right now my life is going haywire. i don't really have the mental energy to get into details.. but is rough. i'm doing what i can to cope and deal with the possible loss of the greatest love of my life...
~ Billy Joel - Piano Man ~
Which Tattoo??
Posted a MUMM Please vote on it ..... I seriously will do which ever one gets picked!
3.26.1981 - 7.19.1997 Rip
Ten years ago today, someone I knew and cared about passed away. He was always kind to everyone and didn't have one single enemy. He knew how to brighten up the room. I was working the day I found out. I had just started my summer job at the movie theater a month prior. Most of the people I worked with were friends I went to High School with... That day, Matilda, his sister, came into the theater in tears and told us all what happened. I remember crying with several friends in the room behind the concession stand. You are missed Burgess so very much... Until we meet again... Burgess Merrifield SWEETWATER - Burgess Merrifield, 16, of Fort Worth died Saturday, July 19, 1997, from injuries sustained in an automobile accident. Service will be at 10 a.m. Tuesday at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Fort Worth. Graveside service will be at 3 p.m. in Albany Cemetery in Albany. Arrangements are by McCoy Funeral Home. He was born March 26, 1981, in Li
Horoscope For 7/19
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate. **** well partly true so far...definately an old hurt and as for the stars dosent really beleive they have a thing to do with it
Well we have had several hours as FUBAR and actually I'm surprised I am kinda liking the name, alot complaining about the name change but oh well they did the same thing when it was changed to CherryTap....people it is just a name , same people are here....I say Keep up the good work BabyJ and forget the haters.
Update On The Preggo Stuff
So I went to the doctor today and found out my cervix is 1cm dilated at almost 36wks and also that the baby is definately in a head down position...I've been having the pratice contractions too :D It wont be long now!!!! I'm getting so excited just thought I'd share it with you all!!
i'll be back in a bit - all of a sudden i'm feeling kinda bummish! i wanna scream & kick and cry n stuff.
My Poor Mother
I just heard word that another one of my uncles is dien, this will be the 3rd one within 2 years, she's very upset an I dunno what to say and or do because I'm unable to be there to hold her an say that everything will be alright, but I guess words can not say enough to ease the pain of losing ones brother, just saddens me to know theres nothing I can do....
~sigh~ No One Loves Me.......
i will have a headache im sure no there arent lol i cant kick it i love it its my best freind makes me happy always
Everyone In Contest
I am lost and confused on things.. its really upsetting me.. Do i come off as the type of person that wants something? that is out for goodies, and gifts? that is a gold digger? If so, then you really don't know me at all.. I can assure you.. its not me and its ot who i am. If it was.. i would never have been with Michael.. when i first met mike and dated him.. he was a broke Bitch lol, well he was.. we didnt have anything.. yes now we do, but thats almost 4 years later.. and things are a bit easier for us. BUT i am not out for gifts or money.. so.. if you think that.. then you can leave my page and never look back.. and if you don't know what this is about.. then its not about you. there is ONE person that will read this.. and leave i am sure.. BUT you know what i dont care. I wont remove them..but they i am sure will remove themselves for actin a fool and me pointin it out to them on here. anyways.. Luv you my friends have a great day and nite
Siouxsie Sioux & The Banshees - Peek A Boooooo
Kinda reminds me of Frank Sinatra's Jeepers Creepers.....I sooo need to find a video for that one too! Creeping up the backstairs Slinking into dark stalls Shapeless and slumped in bathchairs Furtive eyes peep out of holes She has many guises She'll do what you want her to Playing dead and sweet submission Cracks the whip deadpan on cue Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo Reeking like a pigsty Peeling back and gagging free Flaccid ego in your hand Chokes on dry tears, can you understand? She's jeering at the shadows Sneering behind a smile Lunge and thrust to pout and pucker Into the face of the beguiled Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo Golly jeepers Where'd you get those peepers? Peepshow, creepshow Where did you get those eyes? Strobe lights pump and flicker Dry lips crack out for more `Come bite on this rag doll, baby! That's right, now hit the floor' They're sneaking out the back door She gets up from all fours Rhinestone fools and sil
A Redneck's Letter To His Mother
Dear Mull, I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same. We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more. I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd don
Winders '98
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note: the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs. Other features: Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. * OK ---- ats aww-right * cancel ---- hail no * reset---- awa shoot * yes --- shore * no--- Naaaa * find--- hunt-fer it * go to ---- over yonder * b
I Worry About This Too Much (very Fb-specific)
(...) rated your stash item as thumbs up! ... maybe I should go see if my stash is back at all. Hrm... the index is gone. 0 stash items. No pointers to stash items, no overall table of contents. But the fellow (who's not on my friendslist) was able to see Edit: ( , the video link in that stash entry, has been deleted from YouTube by the person who uploaded it, apparently... So if I do get my stash back, I'll be deleting that particular stash entry anyway. Eep!) just fine... Weird... well, no fussing over it now. Wah. Second edit before I really, really have to... oy... found a few more using Google (yay), eg the Bach/Busoni item I stashed, and I don't doubt the Reißiger ones too...
Time For Death
Handcuffed and shackled being lead down the hall Sterile room, gurney waiting Strapped in ready to go knowing im gonna meet my maker soon Last words saying im sorry Hoping for a call that never comes Eyes closing, lethel drugs running into my veins Time to sleep Closing my eyes forever
My Divorce
Today i thought i would work on my divorce papers.. an well i must say.. its brought thoughts to my head.. i never though that at my 10 year aniversery i would say.. Goodbye to my once best friend.. I have spent a decade with him.. its funny cause i know that in my heart we where ment to be.. i could see our lives.. watching our kids grow together.. us being old together too.. but its so heart breaking to know. that here i am.. livin with my mom and her husband.. with two kids that are under 6 years of age.. an geting a divorce.. i never saw that when i fell in love with him that day.. today i talked to him.. an i missed him.. then he reminded me y we are here.. i was telling him about our son who is really sick.. an he said i was being a bitch and i should have not called him to tell him about it.. yeap ASS .. so i hung up on him.. its hard some times cause he is all i know.. an know i want to move on and see new ppl.. its hard with my life how it is right now.. i remember when i smil
Goofy Or Pan?
You scored as Goofy, Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. Goofy100% Peter Pan100% The Beast75% Donald Duck56% Ariel50% Snow White50% Sleeping Beauty44% Cruella De Ville31% Pinocchio31% Cinderella31% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with
No It's Not A Pitbull..
The History of the Dogo Argentino The history of the Dogo Argentino and the two brothers who created the breed is as colorful and passionate as the history of Argentina itself. Antonio Nores Martinez was not quite 18 years old and Agustin a year younger in 1925 when Antonio first conceived and took the first step in his vision of a big game hound created specifically for the varied and rugged Argentine countryside. "I still remember as if it were yesterday... the day when my brother Antonio told me for the first time his idea of creating a new breed of dog for big game, for which he was going to take advantage of the extraordinary braveness of the Fighting Dog of Cordoba. Mixing them with other breeds which would give them height, a good sense of smell, speed, hunting instinct and, more than anything else deprive them of that fighting eagerness against other dogs, which made them useless for pack hunting. A mix that would turn them into sociable dogs, capable of living in freedom,
Hangover From Hell
Hangover From Hell My minds a waste and what is that taste? I shouldn't have gotten so shit faced. I have no idea where my car is must have been misplaced. That joint was too much I swear it must have been laced. Hangovers have never been my thing. And damn does my head ring. My eyes sting. I knew in the back of my mind what all that drinking would bring. I have to admit. I feel like shit. I don't like feeling this not one bit. Maybe I should quit. I can't think. I need a drink. Not feeling too hot. Maybe I just need another shot. This is the morning after. The day after all the laughter. Passed out, assed out on the kitchen floor. Hangover blues I need some booze I just need a little more. Something to get on my feet. Maybe I should eat. But I take one bite and I have to fight. The concoctions I drank last night. I have to admit. I feel like shit. I don't like feeling this not one bit. Maybe I should quit. I can't think. I need a drink. Not f
Our Usual
Remembering A Soldier, A Personal Blog.
Today, my friends' husband died. He was 35 years old, a father of two, and a Staff Sergeant in the United States Army. He died after being wounded in Iraq. I remember when my friend Jane called and said Tom is going back to Iraq again, the second deployment in 5 years. I asked her then are you ok? She said it is my life, you know that we will be ok. She was an Army wife, I used to laugh when she would tell me, that being an Army wife was a full time job. And it was. She had married her high school sweetheart when she was 17 and he was 18. Their marriage was to each other and to the army and the country they both loved. He was a soldier, and with that came moving every three years to everywhere. They had lived twice in Europe, in Germany and in Italy. I remember seeing pictures of them smiling and waving at the Eiffel Tower, in front of The Vatican and on the beach in Majorca. In the US they lived in Washington State, Georgia, Texas, Virginia, and New York State. I never knew how she wa
Demoness Demoness of my temptation. Outlet of my creation. Leaves me in devastation. My object of infatuation. You are my the idol of my fixation. My total exaltation. I would KILL for your single touch. Yes I am fascinated much. Your bewitching looks make it such. For you I would forsake any crutch. Demoness, my idolatress. My worlds dark mistress. Has her delicious claws have me impressed. She is my soul's conquest. When I see her my world is thrust in distress. My total being is in her interest. But yet she don't know that I exist. My Empress of my sadness. I will never have you. So I will forever serve you true. Until I am due. For you will forever make me blue. I am the footstool of your affection. Though with you I will feel utter rejection. To harsh to even mention. To even feel your command of my execution. I would gladly die for your attention. Even if it was to be a misapprehension. ~Fin~ copyright(c)2006
what the hell did Baby Jesus do this time? FUBAR means F**KED up beyond all recognition. I want my CherryTap back?!!!!!!! Your thoughts? Doc
Moving To Be With My Angel
well lets see im moving to nc to be with my fiance joann and im so exited i wiss it was here but i have to wait till the 2nd oh aug to get on the bus i have never loved anyone as much as i love her she has gave me a light in my heart that has been closed for a while now i hope to be the man that will make her feel special...joann i love u and cant wait to be ur husband
what are you guys doing get your asses to the outlaw hangout for ralxin thursday
Breathe Breathe My Unborn Child.> For God Sent You Here Awhile..
As i want to see a little child so close to me > I say a prayer and then say breathe breathe my little child soon to be.. When God do put breath in your lungs and you do come into this world , i pray that as a little babe you,ll know love oh so great.. i want you not to know all the hate of the world .> So breath breathe for ever more .. One day you,ll be on your own, dont you see.> I as mom prepare you now beforE your born and face this world.> Love you As I do whether you be a boy or a girl.> My lord has given you unto me a small tiny babe.. so hush hush do not kick for soon you be born. all wil come to you in the early morn.> soon my child to be born... hugs diana
I'm Baaaaaack!!!!
Well not that anybody missed me or anything lol jk....just wanted to let everyone know that we got everything moved and for the most part have our new house in order...been working alot and still organizing things so I won't be on too much but I missed yall!!!and I must say....WOW soooo much has changed....well that's about it ttyl much luv~~~pixi~~~
Come And See My New Site!
I told you all in my about me that I was working on a site where you can see more of me...... I am soooooo excited to tell you it is up!!! Went live today, and I put in my first update for tomorrow too. If you want to cum see some hot pics here is my link. I hope you can come to see me there. I am looking to do member chats at a reg time and would love any ideas or input. Thanks for checking me out, Kisses, Jezabelle
Miami Ink ...
I just got a call tonite .. a friend from back home .. is going to be on Miama Ink .. Pretty cool.. he's an amazing Artist .. Im going to get all the details of when the show is going to air . his name is Junior .he's a really good guy .. Hoping he goes far with his talent ! . keep your eyes peeled .. .and Ill blog tomorrow with the rest of the info :)
Take Me Like You Mean It
Show me what you've got boy Tell me what you need Let me be your plaything Come do that dirty deed Whip it out and slam it in Fuck me now I plead Take me like you mean it Teach me right from wrong Put me at your mercy Make me sing your song Fill me with your juices Baby it's been so long Shake me like your rag doll Watch me come apart Reach into my velvet place Keep my stolen heart Hold me like your treasure That's my favorite part Whisper to my soul now Pluck me from the ground Melt your flesh into me Impale me on its crown Shower me with your pearls The best I've ever found
You Hold My Key Honey...
Omfg...horoscopic Truth
There's such a thing as being emotionally illiterate. Someone in your immediate vicinity is plain clueless when it comes to picking up social cues. Do your best to help, but don't try and solve their problems for them. The gods speak pretty loud today.
Hey Yall i need your help a friend of mine is close to Leveling and could use some help!!! Please Show her some love and add rate and fan her and rate her pics!! *~*DJ Psycho Bitch*~*TBR*~* Ace Cafe*~*Juggalette Homie*~*@ fubar
*cheers Pointlessly But Before Going Byedebed*
As a lady who also had this happen to her told me would happen, they've reconstructed the content index and my stash is back :)
Being Perverted
On the subject of being perverted i have a few that really get me going. Ever see two dogs fucking and just for an instant you get horny? Or ever see a dog with his toy fucking it to tears and at that instant you get a dirty perverted thouhgt? How about if you see some couples kissing in public and just for a sec you wonder what it would be like to be in bewteen them molesting them, and wanting them to molest you just as much.? Just a thought from my dirty mind..... kisses
Im So Thinking Of Just Deleting Everything And Leaveing
Comment This...
Which would you rather do on the first date? 1) GO to dinner 2) Go see a movie OR 3) Go muddin' Put your comment if you want too.thanks
Real Talk
i'm single, but not really looking anymore. hard to explain.. guess i just got fed up with these fake ass girls.. most need to grow up an be a woman on their own, and not wait for someone to swoop them up to happiness or full support, ya dig? same as these dudes out here lookin for some suga momma to drive they car, and spen they money. get a job bro and be a damn man. quit makin us hard workin men look bad. cause real to real, that aint bein hard. makin u look soft like u on mommas tit still.. and quit tryin to be the dudes in the videos.. 50 cent is doin him, he don't need a co-signer.. ya feel me? now i ain't never been one to knock anyone's hustle, but that shit ain't no hustle.. trust an believe.. i've hustled my whole life, from Brooklyn to buckeye city.. as far west as kansas.. been there done that.. fuck the t-shirt.. the flat bill hats.. half ya'll don't even know it's a cali mexican thing from way back.. get off the wagon and start your own shit.. let some ppl follow u.. ever
Looking To Make Friends In The Nw
Well...... No idea how to start this. Hell not even re anyone will read this. OK, I use to live around WA & OR until I was 18 when I jion the military and left, spend many years over seas and in different states. Now I'm back in the area, but I have no friends to hang out with. All due to my fault of not trying harder to keep in touch with the few good friends I had when I left. Any way I'm looking for places or groups like hiking, camping, fishing even rock climbing or other places to make friends. If anyone can and wants to help or give some places to check out drop me a shout out.
Learn how to withhold judgment Learn to listen Get in touch with your own inner self Look at life with joy Don't ever cry over something that cannot cry over you. Cheewa James Modoc
Lol Funny Video!
I'm gonna take you, Lay you face down on my bed. On bloody roses see you smile. Ooh your screaming heart is bleeding black, and screaming loud. You got no prayer nowhere. There ain't no way out tonight. I feel your face embrace the sweat fall from my head. My name in vain and flames you cry. Ooh and your bloody lips you raise to kiss away goodbye. You wicked bitch I'll take you. Take you away and make you mine. I'll make you cry for mercy. I'll make you cry out loud. You're gonna lie and curse me. Hurt me, burn me now. Gonna make you cry for mercy. Nobody never gonna hear you now. I'll make you mine but first I I'll make you cry out loud.
Strange Dream
I was walking passed my mums house and looked at the window where she used to wave at me.She popped under The curtain. I thought what the heck. You are not here you have passed away.She smiled at me and waved and said dont worry. I walked on waving then walk passed looked back she was gone. Wierd or what? And yes my friend Intence Indeed
Health Food!!
So0o I didn't eat much today and got hungry. So0o I just cooked green beans that were frozen in a bag and a veggie burger. I am eating both plain. Blech!! Tastes like shit! But I have lost 45lbs and am lookin mighty good so0o I'll keep eating this crap I guess!
Dont Know What To Do!
well my bday is commin up on the 31st an i dont know what to do i know i might be spending time wiv my guy but ever other birthday has ended in tears from feelin let down by my dad an i dont want that to happen this year ne ideas wot i can do ?
Think Everyone Needs A Reality Check
MY SON & I DID THIS LOUNGE FOR OUR TROOPS A PLACE TO COME AND CHAT RELAX ISN'I IT A SHAME SOME THINKS ITS A COMPETITION , WELL , GUESS WHAT IM NOT COMPETING WITH NONE OF YOU'S ITS FOR MY SON OAK AND FOR HIS BRO HE HAS COME TO LOVE SO WHATEVER YOUR THOUGHTS IS JUST FINE WITH US . HOPE TO HAVE THE SUPPORT FOR OUR GUYS FIGHTING THEIR ASS'S OFF FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN .Get More at PLEASE COME AND CHAT AND SUPPORT OUR TROOPS THANKS FOR WITCHESBREW AND OAK 7 MR 7 MRS WINN & TRINA ALL OF US (repost of original by '~ ~ WITCHESBREW ~Founder Of Death Special Forces & Co Founder Oak & ~ I BELONG TO MOONRIDER 56~ ~' on '2007-07-16 23:39:57') (repost of original by 'Trina~~~Death ~Special Froces~Protector~~~' on '2007-07-17 06:18:11') (repost of original by '~ ~ WITCHESBREW ~Founder Of Death Special Forces & Co Founder Oak & ~ I BELONG TO MOONRIDER 56~ ~' on '2007-07-17 07:28:20') (repost of original by 'Angel~¢Ó~Morpheus of the Stor
Beautiful Girls
My Love
Its The Twelfth Level Of Hell
I fucking hate walmart. I'm standing in line and to the front and back of me are these sixteen year old obese mommies that have like three kids each. The brats are running around and crying tearing each others throats open cajoling for mcdonalds and screaming bloody murder. I hate children. I put my son glasses on hoping that some kind of shield or filter would blot out some of the sound. I thought self check was supposed to be fast, but oh no they cant figure out the use of the condom so how could they use a stupid scanner. Kids screaming. Candy candy I just want some heroin to nod off the cacophony. Something to blot out the screams that burn brighter than the sun. Blinding me in this horrible thing. The lane next to me has some guy with a completely full cart. Thats why I'm sandwiched between "families". I'm still standing there when the full cart leaves. I thought it would take him longer since the people in front of me only had a few items. He has something along hte
Swirling In My Own Head, Drowning In My Emotions, Choking On My Fear
Drowning, wallowing and fading fast...I am cold, scared and confused. I want the answers. I want to be in control. Stop the spinning. Stop the voices. Stop the world I wanna get off. Yet here I am, still hanging on. Why??? Now that is the ultimate question!!! Will I ever find the answers. So many people tell me no. But in my past I do find answers. Are they the right answers? Who knows???!!! I sure as hell don't. But I continue searching, hoping for some clarity in the swirling abyss of my mind and emotions. Am I really letting fear control my life? Maybe, maybe not. I ask for time, time to sort through the layers of crap my life has built up. Well I asked for it and I got it!!! But is it what I really wanted...only time will tell...I do know one thing for certain, this emotional rollercoaster I am on is killing me, and puking up blood is not a good sign. And on that note I am running to the nearest bathroom...
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Slap My Bread
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Use Condoms
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Everything has come to life I can see better than before My eyes open to the world again For on this day I walk away from my troubles Things seem much better now To turn heel to the darkness I felt. A dangerous view of myself Being taken from all hopes and dreams I'll never look back My choice shall remain true in my soul Caught in a bitter place That shattered my body beyond repair Now smiling I shall leave my haunted home. Seems so unreal to me To put this new power of feeling alive New possible things Can flourish I have been given a chance again To save myself from hopeless defeat Everything has revealed itself to me.
Super Happy And Sad
well lets see im happy cause i have the most chill job and its EASY money haha i stand around and cut fabric and just...CUT FABRIC haha thats it..but other then that..i ve been really depressed and sad lately..maybe its just me being immature...but i want a bf..i feel so lonely and ugly and noone down here is really that intrested in me which freakin sucks =(... not just that...whenever i see couples i feel like all jealous cause i want that..and it makes me sad that i dont have it...i dont even have anything close to what they have..i mean i want someone whos gonna be crazy about me..and vice versa..i just wanna be in a great relationship for once and not have to deal with lying or cheating...i dont know maybe its just my depression talking =/....i have alot of crushes on guys down here sometimes...and they either turn out GAY or really cocky and they turn out to be jerks...i have this one dude..who i am not interested in AT ALL and hes married and has a kid and hes tryin to get wit
525,600 Minutes
what do you do when you cann't make up your mind and the road ahead looks like the one you left behind when ghosts of the past look like friends that will last and the endings are all comming way to fast where do you go when consummed by what you don't know and second guessing keeps you from learning your lesson
Ahh.. So Yeah. :( Sad Ramblings
I don't know who to talk to or rather who'll listen. So I suppose I shall blog about the things that've been going on. Well in recent times things haven't been all that wonderful. March was my 25th birthday.. Great right?!?? um nope not so much.. a few days afterwards my sisters fiancé passed away in a car accident. So in dealing with that over the last several months, other things have been going on. Such as having several of my friends move away, get married and or both. So along with that I have felt a loss in another way. Then to make matters worse, my job leaves me unsatisfied. I come home and feel that my day was a waste. I work the late shift and there for have shifted my sleeping schedule accordingly. I sleep until noon, get ready for work, get off work at 10 and re do my day all over again. That’s neither here nor there.. I only have one friend left to hang out with in town. And well he’s dying. He has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome ) and is a ma
ALONE by Edgar Allan Poe 1830 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then–in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life–was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view.
Lack Of Communication Is The Reason For A Lot Of Problems
I'd had my mind set on this being a good week; unfortunately I wasn't positive enough because there've been a couple of bad days in here. Nothing like yesterday though. I've been exhausted all week, and its worried me. I told Roo that if I get that way this afternoon, I'm going to the doctor next week because I don't like feeling this way; anyway, that wasn't the bad part. I had to be at work by 7 and when I got there I told the boss that I needed to leave by 1:30 (I was only scheduled till 2) to take my youngest to summer school because it was raining--I'd rather my son NOT walk in the rain cuz he's a pain in the hiney when he's I go to break and come back and find out that she'd left.Around noon I ask our boss if she'd told him that I needed to be gone by 1:30 for the reason mentioned. He said no she hadn't. So, come 130 he lets me leave and I overhear him say something to another boss about how the one who left KNEW about it but DIDNT say anything. So, he
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Another Poem
God kiss my babies tonight, I wont be there tonight God please dry my tears and mend my heart, we're forced to be apart. I'd give all I have to make it right but I know that I can't not tonight God watch them grow and make them strong and if you can God help me hang on, I can't help feeling that I've got to be strong, they need me lord, but maybe I'm wrong, I think I'm right though, I see it in there eyes. Alone so special theres no disguising. I think they need me to be alright, but for now Lord you can be there tonight....
Friday And Good Morning To You.
Good Morning and Happy day it’s Friday and the start to the weekend. Wow the weeks fly by here like no tomorrow. Not much in the world happening except crime and punishment lies and crud. So with that being said, I truly hope everyone has a great weekend and I look forward to a great wine tasting event at a friends house. So that’s what is on our agenda this weekend. So what ever you do I hope it’s a fun one. A huge hug and a pat Marty
Question For U All
do u think brown/blonde hair suits me in my pics?
Tribute To The First Lunar Landing
On July 20, 1969, human beings from the planet Earth first walked on the moon.When you think about it, that is quite an achievement even to this day. The Wonderful World of Longmire would like to pay tribute to the crew of Apollo 11 on the 30th anniversary of this great event.This is the scenario: after a four-day journey from Earth, two American astronauts, Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, are preparing to land the Lunar Module "Eagle" while the third astronaut, Michael Collins, remains in lunar orbit in "Columbia," the Command Module. Everyone knows the "popular" version of what happened on that historic day... but the following is what really happened. We join the crew of Apollo 11 as they start their descent to the lunar surface... MISSION CONTROL (HOUSTON): Eagle, you are go for lunar landing. EAGLE (ARMSTRONG): Roger,understand.Go for landing. EAGLE (ALDRIN)
What Is My Fortune?
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Haven't Changed Everything I See
They still award cherry points (z?) for profile comments...
I Don't Know
I Tried
I Tried f/ AkonBy Bone Thugs-n-HarmonyBest Video Codes
Ha What A Girl He Has
who wouldn't take a resonalble warning from a phycho like me ! lol yeah now she has a pic on her profile of the 2 of them together , i think it was just to spite me im sure he feed her some sort of story, i sent her my last words though, a last warning and messages he sent to back my point up, my obsessive ranting and he replying back ya know if he had fucking balls he wouldn't have kept fucking lying to me and just told me HEY I FOUND A NEW GIRL nooooo instead he drags me around and keeps me on this stupid fucking lie about a car accident and him being really hurt and all sorts of bullshit , really it just got worse and worse i must say, now why i didn't go trying to dig shit up earlier i have no clue... maybe it took a lil more inspiration and my suspicions were finally ran high on him. so he blocked me on this site cuz i left a nasty message and his fiancee he'd been hiding from me hasn't blaocked me BUT she deleted all my comment i figured that though... hopefully he hasn't wormed
So I'm not really a country music fan, but occasionally there is some good stuff.... I was listening to NPR yesterday and they reviewed the new album (CD) by Brad Paisley and one song in particular -- Online. I felt it was appropriate. Brad Paisley "Online" I work down at the pizza pit and I drive and old Hundai I still live with my mom and dad I 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-fi fantatic mild athsmatic never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me that you need to see Go check out Myspace Cause online I'm down in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Mazarati I'm a black belt in Karate and I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom and she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom and fire up the mac
Got To Do It
Ok I am sorry for this but I have to freakin do it. Somethin has been really pissing me off lately. First off let me say I am in no way a non-believer however people GET THE FUCK OVER IT! Stop trying to make people Christian or whatever religion you are in. Stop blaming every damn thing on the so called "devil" it is a pathetic excuse to turn everything that is bad in to his doing. The truth is it is life and life has a balance and shit happens. Music I don't care what kind is not the devils work. Shut the hell up about it and enjoy life, be a good person and give lots of love....ok whoo i am done LOL
Hey Everyone!
Just wanted to let everyone know that I will be on vacation all next week. I probably will not be online much. Wish me luck, I take my big CPC exam Saturday and I am extremely nervous! Love ya all! Darla
you know we all play on here and other sites and its nothin wrong with it but when you know a man has a woman you dont take it to next level and want to meet and and fuck them!! (now some of guys are pretty dam hot on here and you may want to but there should be limits) Its totatly discussing to find something on your computer that your hubby is doing but hey we all do some it to a point! The problem is when the women begin to want to meet and the real problem is when they are skanky looking and you wonder why in the hell would he want to watch her do anything????? just venting! like i said we all play on here but wheres the line drawn! hey i'll look and cyber too 9like i said some of you fellows are hot) but i love my hubby and wouldnt meet anyone to fuck them.just my opinion on some things. have a great weekend~~naughty
I Miss You Daddy!
Today marks 2 full year that my dad passed away from lung cancer....He entered the hospital Dec. 2004 and was never able to come home again passing away July 20th 2005, 2 weeks to the day after my 27th bday...We watched this great fantastic man fade away before our eyes... We were so happy..anyone guess which one is me? Christmas was always a fun time for us He loved his grandkids so much...Had nicknames for em all like...Wimpy Woo Woo(Brit), Wing Nut(Allen), Sarah Teapot(Savanna) and lil Shithead(bre) I was and always will be Daddy's Lil Girl Was always good at making ya laugh with the goofy things he did Racing was his passion and his pain in the We went thru a "few" cars in his racing career at Beech Ridge MotorSpeedway
Its Very Amusing How Many Climates One Can Go Through In A Day.
When we travel by canoe down a river we can notice the changes that take place. In one spot the river is wide and the water moves slowly. Around the next bend the river narrows and the current speeds up. Ahead of us we see rapids waiting to test our skill. Our feelings can also change as quickly as the river. We may have times in our day when we feel good about ourselves. Then, all of a sudden, someone may tease us about something. We begin to feel like the scared canoeist shooting the rapids for the first time. How wonderful it is to know that we are never given a test we can't handle, that everything that happens in our lives is for the sake of our benefit when we so choose to believe in our selves. How can I use today's obstacles for my own growth?
More Changes
Well, I guess they weren’t kidding when the said they were changing the name…………….again. I’m not sure why they keep messing with things that already seem to be ok. For those of you that haven’t been here very long, ill tell you a story. For those of you that have, you may skip to the end, lol. Once upon a time, there was a fun place to come and hang out and meet people. It was better than myspace, wasn’t commercial, and nobody had an agenda. The magic kingdom was called Lost Cherry. But then, popularity and pressure spawned changes to the magical kingdom. The name was changed and rules where slammed upon everyone. It seemed like a dark cloud was floating above the new kingdom. Childish games, haters, fakes, down raters, and people bitching about down raters abounded. This kingdom was called Cherry Tap. Now a new chapter begins. FUBAR. The military acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. A far cry from the previous incarnations of our beloved bar. Not very sexy or playful
I Love You
I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you
Texas Driving
I get so aggravated with Texas signals, jut out in front of you, cut you off and then flip ya off like it was all your fault. I go at least 5 to 10 mph over the speed limit...when I shouldn't but what else can you do when someone is tailgating your ass. I do slam on my brakes...and I say out let me test your brakes and I hope you have the money to pay for my truck when you hit it. So if you ever see a little white Sport Trac Explorer with a Canadian Flag on the bumper...stay off my tailgate cause you just might be making my next truck payment and probably more. Have a great day! Kris
Modern Day Version Of The Birds & The Bees
A little boy asks " Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess you will need to find out anyway. Your mom and I first got together in a chatroom in yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download form my hard drive. As soon as I was ready for upload, we discovered it was too late to hit the the "Delete" button, nine months later a little "Pop-Up appeared and that said: You've Got Male!"
Welcome To The Husband Mart
The Husband Mart... A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
July 20, 2007
The time is right to set the stage for some major changes. You're so silver-tongued right now that you could charm the birds out of trees. Just be very clear about what you want to happen before you start talking.
Love can be addictive sometimes, and so can people! Her words keep me coming back for more, and her thoughts keep me grounded! Her eyes see right through me, and her lips keep me at bay. Her hair falls across my chest, and reminds me of a special place. I cant help but be addicted to her love, because it comes to me everyday. Even when I am not around, she remains on my mind! I dream of her touch, her breath on my skin! Her whispers in my ears, and the taste of her kisses upon my face! Sometimes she is away and I still think of her. Two occasions is when she is in my thoughts, day and night! If she only knew how much I loved her, there would never be a doubt in her mind! How I want to make her all mine !!
Monday Better Than Friday?
im tried of being here.. this job is just too anal about time and not being able to just take ur eyes off the screen.. I need to go back to accounting asap.. oh well.. another thing to worry about oh yeah and my dad is having knee surgery in a few weeks so ill probabley need to get a 2nd job so i can get my own place wow friday is worse than mondays ~Timmy~
When Did You Grow Up
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's or Early 90's If: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE" 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair" ..and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom 8. Two words: Hammer Pants 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales " (Woo ooh!) 12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles " on the big screen...and
How Well Do You Know?
You think you know me..But you'll never know the pain i have suffered thru or the battles i am fighting me yet you see me as someone you can talk to someone you can use to get naked someone like a dont see my smiles or my tears or how i deal with the passing painful years. You dont know the hurt i live with everyday..the sarrow that just wont go dont know my favorite flower or my favorite color..You dont know the life i have to live or the hopes and dreams that i can dont know the fight i have left in me or the little pride that i dwell on..You dont know the seemly happy person who hides behind a mask but yet the battle shows in the eyes from the past..You dont know the stress of being please repost this if you care i wont promise things will happen to you things that really wont..If you know me as well as you think you do tell me..I am dieing to see who really cares
The Titanic Test Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St.Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie, and answered, "1,228." "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
Please Enjoy Your Friday Much Love Seejaykaygee
July 20th - Back From Vegas
July 20th After much time spent on the road and some decent adventures we finally got back home from Las Vegas last night about 7PM. We have lots of pictures to share with you and many stories as well. Feels good to be back home but we are all so ready to go back to Vegas. We shot some great video clips of a gal we met out there as well as some very sexy sensual video of Sunshyne and we have officially gotten Angel Eyes for the very 1st time on video!!! And let me tell you its extremely hot! As soon as we have rested up be on the lookout for more additions to this blog as well as more pics in the vegas folder. If you have not taken the time to see whats in the vegas pic folder then please check it out now for some great candid shots of these ladies. More coming soon.....
Out Of The Office
Wouldn't it be fun to use one of these "Out of Office" email Replies? 1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall. Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to your request. 2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 3 You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return on April 1st. Please be patient and your Mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server co
Just Because.....
Just because..... Just because I'm nice doesn't mean I don't know when someone is fucking lying to me! All those times people have played the bullshit factor game with me. I knew from the start and now I'm tired of it. That goes for the few of you out there who play the whole nice and sweet side of me. I'm not stupid and this shit has to stop sometime. So now you lie to me and I'm just going to call you out on it.
Throw Him To The Dogs
Michael Vick. That's him, folks. That's the guy. If you've been living under a rock as of late, this is the guy who's now been indicted in a dog fighting ring. His dog of preference to fight...the Pit Bull When it comes to Michael Vick it's pretty straight forward. There's nothing to debate. The man is a scumbag. If's he's guilty of all the charges, then screw him. How do you fight dogs? What kind of person would do such a thing? I could continue on in this regard but I'm sure I'd get down right irresponsible and wish the man harm. Yes, I would wish the man physical harm. I would hope that he'd walk in front of a bus and get nailed. If I read in the paper today that such a thing happened to Vick? I would not be sad. There are just some people that we all agree should endure much physical pain. I know that sounds odd and goes against most people's sensibilities, but if a terrorist were to be put into excruciating pain, would you really care? Maybe Michael Vick didn't
You Know Why I Hate This Town?
This morning the window to the truck got shot out YAY FORT DODGE. ^_^ Oh, AND we dont have full coverage so thats out of pocket....FUCK BEANS
Tonight you'll find us sexy ladies out doin' the damn thing at Club Respectables on Clematis! Come buy me a shot of Patron and I'll give ya a kiss!!!
Let's Get It On
Everybody Needs Somebody
Ghost Riders
The Only Ring I Ever Wore.
The last ring I wore went through the intake of a T53L13 Lycoming Turbine engine, completely destroying it. Just slightly embarrasing. After that, I vowed never to wear another ring and have not broken that promise. That was 39 years ago.
Ghost Riders In The Sky
I Just Want To Go Home
I'm watching the Open Championship at Carnoustie right at this moment. Four hours into today's TV coverage it seems like it's only started to me, and the tournament is not half over. To people who do not play or watch golf that may sound fanatical and in fact I've laughed and examined my own obsession. I love football, for example, yet rarely spend an entire afternoon watching it on TV. I consider movies a hobby and hardly ever watch two in one day. Golf is more than than the stroke total, the pluses and minuses on a tally board. It's the beautiful landscaping that combines with imaginative engineering to give a course it's degree of difficulty. Ever ball in flight carries a tail like a comet made of tradition, honor, and memories. Golf is not like steeply banked river, but more like a flooding stream; it pours out into other areas of life and leaves it's mark, changing the landscape on it's way. Most holes have a name, whether informally designated by patrons of the club or marked
First Live Event!! Must Be A Member!!
RSVP for Hot Young Friendly Nude Model - Pop Yr Flashbulbs When: Wednesday, July 25, 2007, 7:00 PM 20070725T230000Z Where: (A location for this event hasn't been chosen yet) Description: She's young, she's hot, she's thin. She's a doll! She's a size zero, weighs 85 pounds and has teeny sexy breasts and a pretty shaved pussy. And best of all she wants YOU to tell her what to do, while you take photos of her doing it. You'll fall in love with Kelly and want to come back to her again and again and again! No rush, it'll be a cool, quiet party. We'll enjoy nice music, chit-chat, snacks and bevs while our Private Super Sexy Model Kelly poses and poses and changes her clotheses. Bring her some lingerie, stockings, panties or bras. Bring her a mini-skirt or a see-thru blouse. Bring her some leather, bring her some lace. Bring her some makeup to put on her face. We'll catch her on the sofa, in the bed, in a shower or a bubble-bath instead. We'll get closeups and action shots
So Yeah Today Is Nothing
so woke up today and realized that this is a boreing meaningless existance im living right now and something needs to change quick and it needs to be something new and exciting or at least not the same old shit that seems to encompass every other aspect of my life right now so whos down to give me what i need to get this ball rolling or at least a temporary break from the mundane??
i finally leveled up. thank you everyone that helped me. i do have a new album. i also have some new pix of my granddaughter in the family album. your are all more then welcome to come looksy. and a special thanks to erik, you are a great friend. thank you so much.
George Bush
George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter says "Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein proceeds todescribe with arcane mathematics and symbols his general theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!" Just then Picasso arrives. Saint Peter asks for proof Picasso is Picasso who then proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!" The three are standing there as George W. Bush appears. Saint Peter says "Einstein and Picasso easily proved their identity. How can you prove yours?" George W
Mmmmm, Better Than Sex....right Now Anyways
Barbacue, chicken pizza! Yummy yummy yummy. And you can't forget the diet Dr. Pepper to go along with it. :)
A Bear Story
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Indiana University. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming
It's A Rennie's Life For Me!!!
So yayness! Faire season is upon us... Break out the boobies!!! Or rather bodices... hehehe I started faire season early this year with RI Pirate Fest... Such a blast! I was Dorothy, a young woman who got her canoe and all that was in her commandeered by pirates... Damn Captain Rackham and his crew! Went to a couple faires that I found around the area... And other than that I've been just hanging out with my KRF family... But tomorrow I'm off to SCRF!!! Otherwise known as South Connecticut Renaissance Faire to hang out with a couple of my friends and some of my Rennie family including the Harper and the Minstrel. I can't wait to see everyone and let Rose loose... Though sadly I wont be in garb I will be making up for it by running amok more than usual... I'm hoping for beautiful weather, lots of mead, and some good olde fashioned fun! ;) And after that KRF Rehearsals start in two weeks!!! Then open wide the gates in September!!!! I can hardly wait! :D Well, there's
God Touched Her Fat Ass
Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and enter. "What kind of attitude is that?" David asked. He leaned closer and whispered, "What you need, pal, is faith. Look around and see if the good Lord sends you a message." Strolling around the fair, Paul grew more and more despondent as the drawing neared. Nothing struck him, no divine inspiration, no sign from God. Finally, while he was passing old Mrs. Kelleher's pie stand, he glanced over and saw the woman bending down. She wasn't wearing any panties, and suddenly her ass began to glow. All of a sudden, a finger of flame came from the skies and without her even knowing it, used her ass as a notepad. The fiery finger etched a seven on each cheek. Thanking God, Paul rushed to the raffle booth and played the number 77. A few minutes later, the drawing was held. And once again, Paul lost. The winning number was 707
But The Dogs Are The Ones That Get The Bad Rep???
Vick Case Sheds Light on Dogfighting By Tom Weir,USA Today Posted: 2007-07-19 14:06:35 (July 19) - No matter how Michael Vick's indictment on charges of operating a dogfighting ring is resolved in court, allegations against the NFL star have forced mainstream America to confront the grisly image of canine death matches. Karen Tam, AP This videotape shows dogs fighting in 1997. "When you go to where these fights have happened, you'll find a couple of dog corpses or a pit full of blood," says Mack Dickinson, a Louisiana state trooper who heads that state's dogfighting investigations. < Previous 4 of 5 Next > Law enforcement and animal-protection advocates who have participated in raids on the type of enterprises that the Atlanta Falcons quarterback and three other men are accused of running say the reality of the dogfighting underworld is even worse than most people can imagine. They say seized dogs inevitably are euthanized, the plywood walls of the typical fighting ring
Weight Loss
So I moved to Vancouver, Washington on the last day of May this year. It's now July 20th. I did have some lazy days through out this month and 20 days, but I have lost 10 pounds since moving here. Maybe in another 1 1/2 months i'll have lost 10 more. lets hope so. lol
Bombing As We Know It Is Dead.
FUBAR made it to where you are sent back to the persons default album after you comment a pic. Thus cutting down on bombing and stopping scripting. It makes it harder and slower to bomb. Want a solution go check out bbG's blog on the matter. She has come up with a way to get around this problem.
Blue Man Group Feat Dave Matthews- Sing Along
If I sing a song will you sing along? If I sing a song will you sing along? If I sing a song will you sing along? Or should I just keep singing right here by myself? badabababadababa.... If I tell you Im strong will you play along? If I tell you Im strong will you play along? If I tell you Im strong will you play along? Will you see Im as insecure as anybody else? it's like badabababadababa.... If I follow along does it mean I belong? If I follow along does it mean I belong? If I follow along does it mean I belong? Or will I keep on feeling different from everyobody else? badabababadababa.... Repeat 6X If I sing a song will you sing along? (If I sing a song will you sing along?) If I sing a song will you sing along? Or should I keep singing right here bymyself?
Wv Friends
How West Virginia friends are different than anyone else... Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk WV Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs WV Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. WV Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. WV Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Cry with you. WV Friends: tell you to shut th
Don't Give Up
"When you begin a great work you can't expect to finish it all at once; therefore, do you and your brothers press on and let nothing discourage you until you have entirely finished what you have begun." All things have their seasons. All thoughts are real. We must think to cause action and each action creates results. Big visions require many thoughts. It takes a series of thoughts to create a series of actions. A series of actions creates a series of results. These results are what makes vision become real. If we are here to serve the Creator then we can expect to be accomplishing big visions. How do we do this: One step at a time. Let me focus on what needs to be done today. Give me clear thoughts to accomplish the results that you, my Creator, would have me accomplish. In a horse race they use blinders so the horse cannot see to the left or right very easy. People sometimes have blinders on so they can walk forward without much distraction. But sometimes a few people
The Silent Warrior
I wear no uniforms, no blues or Army greens. But I am in the military in the ranks rarely seen. I have no rank on my shoulders. Salutes I do not give. But the mililary world is the place where I live. I am not in the chain of command, orders I don't get. BUt my husband is the one who does, this I cannot forget. I am not the one who fires weapons, who puts my life on the line. But my job is just as tough. I am the one that's left behind. My hisband is a Warrior, a brave and prideful man and the call to serve his country, not all can understand. Behind the lines I see the things needed to keep this country free. My husband makes the sacrific, but so do our kids and me. I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life. But I am a Silent Warrior, known as the Military Wife. * I read this today in some mail that I got. I am not married to a soldier though I have been before. My heart goes out to those wifes and children dealing with their fathers and husbands gone. But
A Man's Iq
There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says, "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The mermaid says, "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight. The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, "Triple my I.Q." The mermaid says, "Done." The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc. The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid, "Quintiple my I.Q." The mermaid looks at him and says, "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The guy says, "Nope, I want you to i
Just The Winners
Round 16 Boston 52.6% (30 votes) Round 15 E. L. O. 57.5% (23 votes) Round 14 Queen 80.9% (72 votes) Round 13 Motley Crue 72.7% (48 votes) Round 12 Heart 64.0% (32 votes) Round 11 Emerson, Lake, & Palmer 60.0% (18 votes) Round 10 The Eagles 80.0% (48 votes) Round 9 The Beatles 54.2% (32 votes) Round 8 Lynyrd Skynyrd 93.8% (45 votes) Round 7 Aerosmith 83.0% (88 votes) Round 6 Journey 51.6% (33 votes) Round 5 The Moody Blues 53.7% (29 votes) Round 4 Tom Petty 55.4% (31 votes) Round 3 Van Halen 61.0% (36 votes) Round 2 Led Zepplin 82.4% (61 votes) Round 1 Metallica 51.3% (39 votes) I need input as how to match up the winners. Please comment.
Thought For The Day
Handle every situation like a dog..... If you can't EAT it or SCREW it, PISS on it and WALK away.
The Lesbian Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Many people think that love has to be earned, which is the furthest thing from the truth. It's just there, accessible to everyone. The only work that has to be done is to realize that you're intrinsically lovable. somehow that...makes things better i dunno exactly why...yet. but i'll figure it out...eventually. i could still use a good wire washing. and theres no volunteers. pffffffffffft *gets coffeenated*
Too Many Decisions!!!!!
I have to many decision to make!!!!! Its either I stay in Mich...with my parents or go back to Mass with my children....The only thing is I dont have anywhere in Mass to live right now....I dont know what to do....I just broke up with my boyfriend and I hate being alone....
I'm Going To Iraq
Please Drop A Rate And A Comment!! Pwease
This is Brads first contest and my team and I have really been helping out by bombing him hard the last week. The contest ends today at 7pm CST and now I come to you to ask for your help. Please press the photo link below and drop him a 10 and a few comments....It only takes a quick second. It would mean a lot to him and I both. Loves ya!
Moving Part 3
I am meeting someone that has a room to rent tomorrow at 5pm. He's in Aurora. He has 2 rooms, both are furnished - however I don't need the furniture. Its slightly farther from work, but I'll deal with it. I mapquest-ed the address and its still in the same general area. Hopefully this works out well. I just need a place to rest my head at night I guess. I know I'm going to be miserable anywhere I go, but its a start. We'll see what happens.
Thanks To My Friends
For the ones who have been here for me I just want to say thanks for being there as my friend as I went through surgery.Just the phone calls to see how I am is worth more then any get well gifts or cards that are made. This is when you find out who your real friends are. I love you all and want to say thanks and when the day comes look for me I will be there for you all as you all have been for me. I hope I recover fast so I can drive and see you all. To my best friend thanks for the weekend time in Atlantic City this past weekend I needed that more then I realized. Thanks for all of your help. I love you
Me And The Crews Conversation
me and a couple of the homies were kcik back drinkin and for some reason the question of how u u think your gonna die,one of them said im a die just like every other nigga by the a gun, the other said drunk drivin, then wanna be pimp of the group said im a leave this earth the same way i came in it comin out some pussy and that convo was over.
Brain Teasers
DON'T CHEAT Study the five brain teasers. Then, see if you can answer without looking at the answers below. Very interesting! 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go Out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner tgether. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it.
Then She Did--janes Addiction
Exoudos20 : Ten Commandants>
!: I am Lord thy God. ; ye shall have no other God,s before me< : Ye shall not make of yourself a carved image,: Ye shall not bow down to to serve the false god .: For I am a Jealous God >;; Ye shall not take the name of the Lord ..God In vain,; Remember sabbath , To keep it Holy,:Honor thy Father and thy Mother,: Ye shall not commit murder,:Ye shall not steal,;Ye shall not covet thy neighbor,s house.> This is a code to live by and would of made the world a better place..: Had man/ women followed Our Lords Words, Holy word.; but God gave all a concious to follow and well some men -women have love in their hearts others but others only see darkness and blindness . So they obeyed not . This has made corrouption for ever great multitudes in this world today that we live in now.. xoxoxox diana
So... I go away for a few days and what happened to Cherrytap?? It's now Fubar? or something crazy like that?!! lol I was totally thrown off. Anyways... Hopefully I'll be back on here soon! ♥♥♥
Dominion Lounge
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I Could Use A Massage
Is there anyone out there who would like to massage me for a while?
Just For Laughs
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear? A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Place For My Stuff
Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that's your stuff, that'll be his stuff over there. That's all you need in life, a little place for your stuff. That's all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time. -- George Carlin I Freecycle. If you don't know what that is, it's a concept where you basically... give away your stuff, and someone else will want it! It's a way to try and keep things out of landfills. In essence, you sign up for a Yahoo group that's specific to your area. (For more information, see So I regularly give away crap I don't need. This week I gave away a lamp with a broken switch and an overhead light fixture
93.1 Doug Fm In Michigan - Got Legs?!? Contest
  I am a finalist for 93.1 Doug FM's Leg Contest to go see ZZ Top at Freedom Hill!!!! So if you haven't already pleaste take a moment and vote for me,  i could really use your help.... here's the link A
For All The Mommies
My First Baby Well ladies...this is for all the mommies in this world!!! My first child was when I was really young, and had to give up for adoption, so I am going to do this survey with my first child that stayed with me...... 1. WERE YOU MARRIED AT THE TIME? No 2. WHAT WERE YOUR REACTIONS? Scared and unsure 3. WAS ABORTION AN OPTION FOR YOU? Thought about it, but I couldnt bring myself to do it 4. HOW OLD WERE YOU? 20 5. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT YOU WERE PREGNANT? I pretty much knew when i was only 2 weeks along 6. WHO DID YOU TELL FIRST? My Mother 7. DID YOU WANT TO FIND OUT THE SEX? Yes, so we could SHOP 8. DUE DATE? July 15th 9. DID YOU DELIVER EARLY OR LATE? VERY LATE-Went into labor on August 22nd and had her on August 25th, 1998 10. DID YOU HAVE MORNING SICKNESS? YES- morning, noon and night until 6months along...It was almost like the switch got turned was great!!! 11. WHAT DID YOU CRAVE? McDonalds like crazy, and mexican food 12
My Sorry Ass Life
My phones will be turned off today, I went to make my payment last week and it accidently went through my moms account instead of mine so now my step dad is pissed and turning off the phones because i can not make the payment, so yeah happy bday to me, life fucking sucks. Heather
Sorry To All
sorry that i havent been sendin back comments to the ones that have been commentin me ..but as soon as i can i will comment u back ..thank u all how have been leaving me comments and also to the new DsC.i will fan u and rate u when i can sorry if dont get to u for a while
I just 1st off wanna say WOW!!!! You all have really shown me so much love lately, and especially today. I have gotten so many gifts and so much love that it is impossible to thank all of you personally, so I am doing this blog to express my sincerest gratitude. Havin a birthday while on Fubar is really quite overwhelming, but fun as hell!!!So I know I wont be able to get back and say thanks to all of you, so if I miss ya, here it is THANK YOU SO MUCH!!Im not gonna name names, cuz if I leave someone out, Ill pay for it, so just wanna say, theres a few of you out there that have done some special things for me lately and have shown extraordinary amounts of love to me...I am overwhelmed with emotion that there are such wonderful people like you guys in my life...A special thank you to you guys, and you know who you are!So with that said, thank you for all the birthday love so far, and lets party!!!!
2 Missed Calls
2 Missed Calls May was a busy month for USO here. We sent out an entire brigade and part of another. I had flights in the morning when I was there before the sun came up. I had flights in the evening and I saw the sun go down. After several days like that things kind of run together and you have a hard time remembering what day it is. But once in a while something will happen and it will stick with you. Something that you know you won't ever forget. ........I was at the end of the table where the post cards are set up. I was trying to encourage deploying soldiers to write home before boarding the plane. One guy told me he just really wished he could call home. He wanted to talk to his dad and his girlfriend one more time before leaving. I asked him if he would like to use my cell phone to call them and he declined. Then I could tell he was thinking about it. He didn't want to trouble me or ask me for anything special. After assuring him it was no trouble..he declined again. Finally
Fences may be symbols of personal separation in a negative sense, or protection in a positive one. These meanings are often derived from specifically who the fence is separating us from. If you can discern a feeling about what may happen if the fence were traversed (would it be better or worse), that may tell the role the fence is playing in the dream. Fences can also be a source of boundary. This is true if there is a sense that the fence cannot be traversed. What are the boundaries of your life in relationship to other characters in your dream? Perhaps you want to change those boundaries and move a relationship in a new direction. If you are alone at your fence, perhaps you need to or are protecting yourself from others more or excessively.
Talk About Oral
Blow job Etiquette ( By a woman ) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" -get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic ha
For Anyone On My List
who doesnt have my new yahoo its fakepeoplesuck28
Things Have Fallen Apart
my car is gonna cost me 450 dollars to fix... i don't have the money... i don't know what i'm going to do... help me please somebody i have a laptop computer and a camera both in great condition i will sell both for 500 dollars.. please i will also negotiate price if its reasonable... please please someone help me
Please Help Him Level Up To Insider
'manly - out for a while....bbl!!!!! Happy Friday all!!!!!' 743,588 Points to go! Calling on C&T Stash club members and friends he needs our help thanks -seejaykaygee
Happy Birthday!
LADYMOOSE is 21 again! Please stop by and show this fellow Fubar'er some B-day Love! ladymoose760
We Mourn The Loss Of A Great Sacramento, Ca Artist...
William Tuthill, a long-time partner with my gallery, Smith Gallery/K Street Gallery, passed away on Friday, July 13th, 2007. Tuthill was a very close friend to my boss, and things have been a bit saddened around the galleries. I never got the chance to meet him before he lost his battle with cancer, something that I really wanted to do. If you're a fan of Tuthill's work or would like to attend the memorial service is at 2 p.m. Saturday, July 21st, at Arcade Church, 3927 Marconi Ave., Sacramento. My boss just had me do a little memorial website for Tuthill, which you can view at Take a look if you're not familiar, the man was a master watercolorist.
Sick & Tired
I'm so sick and tired of all the fucking bullshit drama going on. People listening to bullshit gossip.. thats excaly what it is BULLSHIT GOSSIP! The way I see it unless you SEE it or HEAR it YOURSELF with your OWN EYES and EARS why do you fucking believe it?! I know this is the internet and chances are most of us will NEVER meet EVER. But does that really mean you have to be so fuckin rude, mean and hateful to each other. Or even to someone else just because you 'HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE'????? I just lost a friend today. Someone I have come to care very deeply for. And for what reason? Fucking LIES, GOSSIP and FAKE ASS people who chose to believe what they HEAR about another. People are so fuckin easy to jump to conclusions around here. Fuckin grow up for Gods sake already!! This friend has been fucked over left and right, has gotten shitty comments, fuckin lame ass weeds from asswipes who haven't the balls to say who they are. This friend does NOT deserve any of this sh
To All My Friends I Just Can't Pick Just 5 Wish For All
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE. You MUST pass this rose on to at least 5 people within the hour of receiving this rose. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. If not your life will stay the same as it has always been. Just be nice & pass it on....May we all be loved so much. Friend if I don't get this back I can take a hint! How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!! Send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back to you then you know that yo
My Day 2 Day Life On Life Terms
Today, its my choice...... I invariably find that at some time in the past I've made a decisions based on self which later placed me in a position to be hurt. With the realization and acceptance that I had played a part in the way my life had turned out came a dramatic change in my outlook. It was at this point that I had to turn my life over to someone greater then me and that someone is God who then began to work in my life. In the past I had always blamed others, either God or other people, for my circumstances. I never felt that i had a choice in altering my life. My decisions had been based on fear, pride, or ego. As a result, those decisions had led me down a path of self-destruction. Today I will try to allow God to guide me on the road to sanity. I am responsible for my action (or inaction) what ever the consequences may be. I accept my humanness. Charles
I sit and let my mind run in different directions. Some times it gets a little to much to handle. Keeping my attitude in check and not acting on my true impulse. Watching the fake people around me strutting like peacocks drawing as much attention to themselves, and in the same turn asking you "what are you looking at?".The large sunglasses they wear because they are afraid to lock eyes with a stranger. The cut off t-shirts to show off the store bought tan. I shake my head and laugh. I sometimes hear the NBC jingle as they pass..(think about it). What are their goals with all this show-boating of look at, when it boils down to it, I WANT BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM, I'M JUST A LAD WHO WANTS BERRIES AND CREAM!!!!! til my next drug inspired thoughts, fear the flapping in the night and beware the quack from the shadows.....
The Good... The Bad... The Ugly...
The Good... The Bad... The Ugly... Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friend Good:
My Thoughts On Life
im aware that some of the topics i talk about in my blog my offend some ppl. that is not my intention. the views expressed in this r mine and mine alone. yes, there is pian in my life. if u judge me based on what i say in this blog, then ur not worth my time even getting to know u. i try to make friends everywhere i go. im more of a watcher than a talker. i observe ppl in everyday life, and ill be honest some of the things i observe r disturbing, frightening, and things that make me ashamed of the human race at times. for instance cheatingon ur girlfriend/boyfriend or husbands/wives. what is the point. i mean honestly, if ur not happy with what goes on in the relationship either try to reconcile it or go ur seperate ways. i know in the case of splitting up there's issue and other things to consider, but in the end, if u do everything u possibly can to fix it, then splitting is best for all parties involved. so please ppl do urselves and the ppl u care for a favor, be hone
Lets Be Freinds
Hi everyone Come check my web site out and vote for me and i will do the same i am newbie...hugs Angel
Leavin The Ct/fu... I'm Not Foucusing On Work Enough :p
hey all or any i'm gonna be takin my account down soon. there's no lack of love, i'm just not focusing on work enough. i do this kinda thing often, lol. i know i'm a workaholic, and should seek help someday, lol... but i need to carve off distractions for a bit. Even the friendly, sexy, cute, and hot ones. Keep in touch if ya wanna just msg me and ask for my email or msn chat much love and shnogz i know i'll miss everyone oodles yours Jay :::this profile with self destruct in a lil while:::
I Need Your Help...
i have a very good friend in and out of cherry tap who needs our help....even if it is just rating it counts as 10 comments a please go in there and help him... here is the link........
My Words Of Many Things
Life Life is nothing but a dream drifting far from reality a dream so far away from truth a vision so blurred we can barely see ================================================================ SIMPLY LIFE We take the chances get bruises fall... hurt others... and are foolishly denying the pain some of us are on the other side of the tracks in this world really things are all black and white watching our future fade is an option some of us accept in this cruel world you only have yourself so many lies and deceit in peoples eyes... loving people to your best ability no one said this life would be easy but we all play the part of disguising the hurt but why??? isn\'t it OK to cry??? but there are so many unanswered questions in this world... i have not been called a genius or even a know-it all BUT ITS SIMPLY LIFE =============================================================== Who can i ( my life) So much is happening at once in my
What Going On In Southern Cali
hey wondering if theres any good clubs tonight in the southern cali area
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